former 4chan /k/ poster, rip in peace.
Extra points if in TX
I'll start…
>with a friend, near my property
>eating spotted dick mixed with vodka in an abandoned house
>been here many times, nobody gave a shit
>dense woods to the west for cover, pasture to the east
>windows already broken for easy entry
>no artifacts, the house was cleared out just very abandoned
>deep convo with friend while raining
>sudden weird feeling
>friend feels it too
>blow out chafing dish warmer and stand up to look out windows
>boomer fuck on a horse with a raincoat and levergat is 40 yds to the north
>and closing
>doesnt see me
>hide behind wall going to hallway in house, we were in the living room
>"ah fuck, we're done for" whispers friend
>place finger to lips
>boomer forty-something gets off horse 10 yards away
>horse doesn't like this place, very flighty
>starts to walk away from the house
>boomer catches it, pats horse on muzzle
>yup_dont_make_em_like_they_used_to.jpg
>stares at house, dark as fuck in here so he doesn't see us
>idea.jpg
>rain and rustling of trees covers me pulling a bolt out of my pocket
>thank God for strong north winds
>throw one out of an open window into shed next door
>crisis averted
>boomer turns on headlamp and begins tacticoolly clearing shed
>now's my chance
>fucking baseball pitch a bolt straight at where the horse's asshole probably was
>probably miss by a few inches but the message has been sent
>horse whines and fucking runs to the pasture
>boomer chases after horse, calling its name
>"goddammit Shelly!"
>boomer gives up, starts walking to the east, talking on the phone
>escape into woods
Closest I've ever been to getting fucking killed for a meme.