6ad0fb No.620538
Had a laugh and thought I'd share.
>that terrible photoshop of the babykiller in the backback
>deadly military style assault rifles
buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords
>banning devices that make semi auto into full auto
oh you mean that thing Trump is doing?
>tightening background checks
as if being a FOIDcuck isn't enough, not that the city nigs bother going through that process anyways
>nor would I want to have a clip that small
>clip
eb9329 No.620539
Is that a small AR or a giant kid?
2a8a9d No.620540
>guns already illegal in Illinois
>still the highest gun crime rate in the world
>MAKE THEM ILLEGALER
36629c No.620541
Just kill them all and be done with it.
028126 No.620542
283b39 No.620547
>>620541
Based gyro poster
b6b01b No.620556
>fully automatic machineguns
I can never not laugh when I read this oxymoron.
fb8dc8 No.620583
>>620538
The first poster presented is correct. No kid should have to learn the 600 new genders and "identities" they are forcing down their throats.
d8aeb8 No.620588
My private high school had and still has a rifle range in the basement I wish IL would stop touching my state
3da69c No.620590
>Retard thinks auto sears are legal, and that full auto anything is legal in this shithole state
>takz da gunz of da streets Muh salt roufle
>That quote
Please tell me that isn't real.
>MFW only options in this state for elections are either fudd neocons or scummy progressives that want to turn the state into cold California
How long do I have to flee before we are seen in the same light as Califuckers?
6bc23d No.620591
>>620547
>gyro
It's gyros, why do Americans always miss the s?
b6b01b No.620592
>>620591
It's the way that most people first see it here. The gyro is coming into fashion, and a lot of restaurants are spelling it without the s. Arby's is the largest example. It's an educational issue really. The fact fewer people pronounce it with a hard g now than they did three years ago is at least progress.
b6b01b No.620593
>>620592
God dammit I did it in my post.
169c35 No.620594
c9ff6e No.620596
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>620538
I laughed at the word of “tightening” because the criminals do not give a shits about the laws. They will just make their own guns anyway.
42077d No.620597
>>620541
The kids or the politicians? Whatever your answer we're going for both
15124c No.620599
>>620596
>criminals
>make their own guns
no. white people make their own guns.
criminal niggers steal guns, or buy them from pawn shops/illegal immigrants
c0a8b7 No.620603
>>620599
brasil would like to have a word with you.
8861cc No.620620
42077d No.620623
>>620620
It should, it's a direct-blowback .50 BMG.
6f0d31 No.620625
>>620538
>Kid is carrying an M4 clone with acog and everything
>it's just fucking tiny
Damn, nigga. I'd be his friend at school all day. We'd play 2003 invasion during recces. The Mexican kids can be the Iraquis, except for the really ghetto ones. Those get to be Marines.
6f0d31 No.620626
>>620625
>recces
<recess
>Iraquis
<Iraqis
God damn meds.
23b56a No.620632
>>620590
March at the very latest.
ef116e No.620634
>>620538
When did society get so cucked?
8787a9 No.620635
>>620634
When it slumbered while the red menace infiltrated it. Not forgetting the kikes pushing this shit too.
da7241 No.620646
>>620538
I agree. Would you trust (((public school))) to teach your kid shooting fundamentals and tactics? It's parents job.
c9ff6e No.620647
>>620646
Many parents are homeschooling their kids or taking their kids out of (((school))). Maybe we should set a mutual financial aid for the gun owner parents to encourage them to homeschool their kids to prevent the minds from getting corrupted with garages.
6591f5 No.620658
>>620603
Yes, but this thread is about Illinois
6591f5 No.620660
>>620634
I did that in my high school in 2009
c9ff6e No.620661
6591f5 No.620665
>>620661
find a school with a jrotc program and your sons can do it too
d8aeb8 No.620667
>>620660
I did that in 2008 our rifle team won a lot of awards
c9ff6e No.620668
>>620665
I love you in a non faggot way but I am Strayan, mate.
c9ff6e No.620669
>>620667
You make me even more jealous.
6591f5 No.620673
>>620668
>I am Strayan
You can still send your kids to an American school. Ask a Mexican how to do it
c9ff6e No.620675
>>620673
I don’t want to be absent from their life.
da7241 No.620677
>>620647
Sadly homeschooling is (((illegal))) in EUrope
efbac1 No.620679
>>620677
>tfw homeschooled and my mom handled the holohoax so badly i could tell it was bullshit even as a kid
c9ff6e No.620684
>>620677
Seriously?!?! It’s legal in Australia so come over here and turn my country into pro-gun safe haven.
ca1025 No.620686
>>620679
Another homeschool bro. I got straight told that shit didn't happen as a kid and it is a pure money grab.
c9ff6e No.620689
2353e5 No.620693
>>620623
I told you an open bolt .50BMG SMG was possible, and by extension an open bolt 12ga SMG.
cb56dc No.620698
>>620693
>open bolt 12ga SMG
pics or vids plz
4d56cd No.620701
>>620698
It's called the AA-12.
1f698f No.620742
>>620605
>>620620
Brazilians and Chechans make the best Shootas and Sluggas. Looking forward to the day when they get together and form a Waagh.
2530a6 No.620744
Braindead soccer mom PR is always hilarious.
Yes, lets with zero knowledge make more useless legislation even though the most gun controlled parts of the country continue to have the worst crime.
c35f55 No.620746
>>620744
>PR
You don't know what that word means.
622dcd No.620747
>>620591
Because the only S I got time for is on dis D ya fuckin bong cuck
622dcd No.620748
>>620747
Why the fuck is my flag a Leaf. I am deeply offended by this lead cuckery
ff9ea8 No.620752
>>620634
You won the world war II, congratulations on beating the menace of fascism, nationalism and having ethnostates as well as the ability to exercise self-determination.
>>620677
In Poland you just need your kid to write a test now and then.
1dd278 No.620755
>>620538
Even the fake pro gun people say clip.
It just makes me feel gross.
edb594 No.620756
>>620752
Everyone was defeated, that day. The leaders knew what they were doing, but all below them, even the generals knew not what they did. It would be an honor to right this wrong.
ff9ea8 No.620774
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>620755
>Even the fake pro gun people say clip.
eaedf8 No.620799
>>620748
because you live in texas
840eb6 No.620804
>>620799
>Turns out that all the shitposting leafs are texans
What a twist
ff9ea8 No.620805
>thumbnail makes the ad antischool with most prominent words being
NEVER SCHOOL
>>620597
Politicians' kids.
b6b01b No.620807
The half-scale rifle just cracks me up. I wish somebody would make one and chamber it in .17 fireball or 5.7x28 or similar sized cartridge.
50ada9 No.620814
>>620774
>all that muzzlesweeping
ca1025 No.620866
>>620689
If you really want to drool I got to build a gun at 13 and being able to hit a man sized target at 300 was part of my learning.
ede5f9 No.620867
>>620804
They're beaners, honorary leafs.
68c26f No.620869
Best I've ever gotten is an AR next to a bunch of 30-06.
ef2a9f No.620875
>>620539
Clearly they are banning Giants.
3610de No.620884
4e8a82 No.620981
>>620540
BAN THEM TWICE!
DOUBLE BANS ALWAYS WORK!
9dfa60 No.621000
>>620833
hmm…
>>620981
You can't just ban something twice.
8faa8f No.621020
>>620679
>>620686
I got homeschooled, but I didn’t appreciate it until I was in high school and realized how fucked the school system was. If I didn’t owe my parents everything before then, I sure as hell do now.
4e8845 No.621109
>>620805
What does that sign say?
5fccbd No.621133
>>620592
>caring how eurofags pronounce anything
>caring about how any non American word is pronounced
>not pronouncing everything in American dialect
you are a submissive faggot
ff9ea8 No.621141
>>621109
Literally
>Let yourself be shot in a promotion "holiday in Oslo"
>You're in [our] sights
meaning
>Allow yourself to be a target for a promo to win holidays in Oslo
It might be fake since the page is dead and the most famous witkowski capable of running a campaign with tour prizes is a real estate agent.
6b2da0 No.621173
>>620541
That's the ticket
139e96 No.623063
Looks like Illinois is going to get screwed even harder.
c5e3e6 No.623070
>>623063
Rauner really did his best to lose. All's he had to do was literally anything but what he ended up doing. He raised taxes, made the state a sanctuary state, made it so taxpayers fund abortions in all stages and passed tranny bathroom laws. And yet his competition is EVEN WORSE. Say hello to monthly 1% estate taxes, vehicle mileage taxes, gun dealer licensing bill, magazine ban, and likely a state wide assault weapons ban. I wanted to stay here and work for armalite, but I need to get out of this fucking shithole.
12377a No.623110
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>620538
did crespo win?
>>623070
>Rauner really did his best to lose. All's he had to do was literally anything but what he ended up doing. He raised taxes, made the state a sanctuary state, made it so taxpayers fund abortions in all stages and passed tranny bathroom laws.
yes but dont forget the endless virtue signalling and the infamous chocolate milk pedantry.
>vid related
12377a No.623111
>>623070
>>623110
>looked up jeanne ives out of curiosity.
found this: http://www.jeanneives.org/2018/03/ives-votes-in-defense-of-second.html
>Lastly, I would like to respond to the criticism regarding yesterday’s vote by the House of Representatives to approve legislation banning so-called “bump stocks” and “trigger crank” devices, House Bill 1467.
>A bipartisan majority of Republicans and Democrats, including many who like me are steadfast supporters of defending our Second Amendment rights, voted to ban any device that turns a semi-automatic weapon into one that functions similar to an automatic weapon. This is common-sense, as automatic weapons have been banned by law for decades. Our action is in line with President Trump who has announced his intention to sign an executive order at the federal level to outlaw such devices.
REEEE
the fucking dindu trump
d36f02 No.623124
>>620538
Spam his e-mail.
Also, see, shit like that ad is the problem with democracy. Plebs cannot be trusted with handling political affairs. National Socialism isn't that great either, but for other reasons.
e71f54 No.623157
139e96 No.623345
>>623111
>automatic weapons have been banned by law for decades.
In that case, all the people legally owning automatic weapons must be a mirage.
2c8c1b No.623379
>>620748
Don't worry, anon. I'm an unknown. Always makes people think I'm praising my (((Tavor))) when I'm clearly stating the opposite.
>>623111
I'm stating the obvious here, but most republicans are just pro-gun for the gun vote. I'd even go as far as saying a sizeable number of lolbertarians are just pro-gun in a political stance but don't actually know (thus not care) about guns.
12377a No.623384
>>623379
>I'm stating the obvious here, but most republicans are just pro-gun for the gun vote. I'd even go as far as saying a sizeable number of lolbertarians are just pro-gun in a political stance but don't actually know (thus not care) about guns.
yes
>see also the umpteen million repubs who say they're for "strong border security" but actually shill for amnesty when in office.
b87896 No.623431
>>620538
don't see how anybody could find this funny, it just disgusts me. it might be retard-tier propaganda but this will be very effective on a lot of people, "mom" types especially
139e96 No.623522
>>623431
It's intended for suburban, liberal helicopter moms that think (((school))) is good for their kids and believe everything they hear about guns on the (((media))). It's a very specific type of person.
e24f6b No.635026
>>623522
>implying MILFS are a bad thing
5fbaa6 No.635028
>>623522
I'd fuck Pam. Imagine getting yummies for good cummies
edd87a No.635038
>>620538
>there's one thing children should never have to learn about at school
9mm ARs? If so I agree.
c09a84 No.635068
>>623522
Shit I'm jillian.
8df199 No.635121
>>623522
>Carol is somehow saltier than the neighborhood association president
No one is nosier, pettier, or more annoying than a neighborhood association president. They exist to involve themselves in your business and then tell you how the neighborhood disapproves of it.
bb844c No.635129
>>621133
>being correct instead of ignorant is anti-american
Congratulations, you're right. Now you can fuck off yankee scum.
d638e9 No.635136
>>620590
>How long do I have to flee before we are seen in the same light as Califuckers?
It's already too late, Strelok. We've had problems with the cancer spreading along I-65 and I-94 for years now.
a91a78 No.635152
>>635068
hello fellow cold hating person
840eb6 No.635155
>>635068
>>635152
Hello fellow cold hating people
Jesus fuck I hate the winter
872628 No.635159
>>635155
<Hot weather
>Cook in your skin, sweat buckets, get dehydrated, lose your appetite
<Cold weather
>Comfy aesthetic, rug up in thick clothing, warm drinks and hearty meals
Figures that the burgerblobs have shit taste in weather on top of everything else.
a91a78 No.635173
>>635159
>black ice
>need to wear 4 layers to check the mail
>6 tons of white bullshit on your everything
nah mate, rather carry around a gallon of water and wear a sun hat
840eb6 No.635174
>>635159
<Hot weather
>Motivational, comfy, light sweat, good weather to do everything in, driving around in a truck with the windows down to just soak in the warmth
<Cold weather
>Constant shivering, forced to bundle up to get any heat, depressing, constant grey, can't do anything, warm drinks are a farce for any amount of positivity, for limp-wristed fucks
Figures that aussies think they would like cold weather when they've never experienced it
ac9d56 No.635199
>>635174
<Hot weather
>Light sweat, encouraging movement, driving around with the windows down and appreciating your surroundings in full illumination, prevents Canadians from approaching a 15 mile radius, sunglasses, wearing light baggy clothing and flip flops while pretending to be a shaolin monk in MTP
<Rainy weather
>Sounds of rain incredibly comfy allowing for a nice proper appreciation of the gifts you have, cool and humid, leaves the world outside feeling new and clean, get qts under the umbrella
<Cold weather
>Bundling up for warmth and using extra blankets on a four-day weekend because of Christmas eve and day, introspective, lends to taking care of shit you've been procrastinating on like cleaning the guns or fixing things around the house rather than fucking around elsewhere
It's all a gift from God lads
8c07c3 No.635258
>>620538
you better volunteer and fuck shit up
8c07c3 No.635259
>>635159
cold is the white man's weather, semites and assorted shitskins can't handle it
c09a84 No.635261
>>635159
>>635173
I have lived on almost every latitude for at least two years, and I can say the best latitude is:
1. Maine/Vermont
2. Marseille
3. Florence
4. Oregon
Now on this latitude, whatever it is because I'm not checking, you have to be within a band of about 100-250km away from an ocean or sea.
Winters are cold, summers are hot, but neither is so cold or so hot that it doesn't have the traditional wonders and genuine good times of the seasonal extremes.
96a11a No.635289
>>635159
I didn't think your people actually experienced cold weather, and this post confirms it.
Spend one morning shoveling snow off your car and driveway and you'll change your tune.
e71cb0 No.635297
>>635159
True. Cold is more comfy. It keeps the gipsies away.
>>635289
>tfw you didnt have a good thick layer of snow in your territory for almost a year
a0d401 No.635369
>>635259
LEL
E
L
Snowniggers can only live in the cold, meds on the other hand can live anywhere. So much for master race.
13647a No.635370
>>635289
>>635174
Nah, yeah, I had to scrape ice off my ute's windscreen once this year. It was pretty much a blizzard, you dopey drongo. News was all in a tizzy about global warming, or cooling, or whatever the wankers are calling it now. Had to leave my bloody heater on all night, and the windows got all foggy. Shit, the grass was frosty, mate. You telling me I don't know cold? I couldn't last a minute in me budgee smugglers out there.
a09398 No.635373
Cold is harder to bear when you're unprepared for it, but heat is harder to manage comfortably overall - if you have a warm house and clothes, as well as heating you can get real comfy, especially with a fireplace or at least a heater, while just water will keep you alive when it's hot but clothes can only help you so much against hot air and AC will either make it all very chilly and the air just feels unpleasant. If you've got a house with a fire burning inside then winter would be more comfy but if you live in a shitty apartment that wind blows through then sitting under a tree outside in summer would be more pleasant than trying to maintain temperature and humidity in a shitty dump.
e9c344 No.635374
>>635370
This is why Australia will never be able to take New Zealand.
fd053c No.635399
>>620634
Unironically the best way to stop school shootings.
ff9ea8 No.635418
>>635297
That's the punishment for not diversifying your energy providers, and not being a liberal democracy (^:
t. climate change pro
4f47f4 No.635543
>>635174
><Hot weather
>>Motivational
Far from it, properly hot weather makes you want to laze around all day like a lion.
e1272b No.635581
>>635576
Excellent shitpost as always cunt.
e433ec No.635589
69bc3c No.635590
2b0e84 No.635591
>>635174
>summer
>temperatures approaching 40 degrees Celsius
>all clothes completely drenched by sweat after half an hour in shadow
>mosquitoes everywhere
>just walking on the street feels like you've been shoved in an oven due to all the concrete emitting heat
>try a cold shower but it's so hot the fucking water in the pipes got warmed as well so it's just lukewarm
>been this hot for two months, with no rain at all. Everything is fucking dying
>can't sleep since it's nauseatingly hot even if you lie bare naked next to an open window. Have to wait until 3am for the temperature to drop enough (and me get exhausted enough) to fall asleep
<winter
<just turn on the heating to fix all your temperature troubles
<all the mosquitoes are dead
<fall asleep immediately and effortlessly
<occassionaly have to go out and shovel some snow
How can anyone preffer fucking summer over winter?
a08269 No.635614
>>635289
>not stocking up on surplus military rations and holing yourself up at home
>not even buying a 4WD car and putting on studded tires for the winter
burger-tier
0788d7 No.635623
I'm kind of surprised that this thread didn't already turn into shitposting about girls in winter coats.
eb5864 No.635631
>>623522
>tfw want to be a Pam
>am actually a Carol
13647a No.635632
>>623522
>be Helen
>want to be Jillian
>spouse won't have any more kids
>compensate by parenting neighbourhood and living vicariously through child
Life is hell.
ff9ea8 No.635633
>>635632
>>spouse won't have any more kids
can't you get a secondary spouse to give you more kids?
4cec07 No.635832
>>620603
Basement gun making is much more common in those Asian shitholes like the Philippines. In Brazil, the most you'll get is a prisoner who made a shitty improvised firearm that doesn't shoot bullets. Most of the weapons in Brazil come from close proximity countries, like Paraguay. The majority of criminals will have some sort of 9mm pistol or a revolver with 5-6 bullet capacity, being the .38 the most common caliber. People who hunt around here use .22, .16 and the likes. 7.62 and 5.56 are military grade in here and only criminals can access it. The military on my state commonly uses FALs, while it's not uncommon for them to use a M16. Cops most commonly will use a 9mm taurus or a revolver, being this one normally a personal weapon not assigned by the government, which he can use on duty but he should give priority to the assigned weapon (which is not as reliable and in certain places you need to count your used bullets and sign a form about that. It's not uncommon for a cop to have only 9 bullets or something like that for the assigned weapons, and some even steal some from the shooting practice for more guarantee in a combative situation. Taurus weapons that are sold on the exterior are very good, but the ones used in Brazil often present malfunctions). In certain places, the government imports Glocks for the cop's use, being the most recent model I remember being imported the Glock 21.
Civilians can also have guns, and a wide variety of that, but not nearly like an american. But it's a very restricted and monitored process. The fact that the government took our guns has to do with a coup done by entrepreneurs that own the country against poor people, taking away all their rights, basically. But that is soon to change.
e30b83 No.635833
>>623522
Carol kinda looks like my mum.
696054 No.635942
>>623522
Pam is top tier; second mom confirmed.
6d30c0 No.635944
>>620556
We need more buzzwords
<High Capacity Belt Fed Fully Automatic Tactical Machine Guns with Folding Stabalizer Bipod Pistol Grip and Long Range High Accuracy Telescopic Aiming Scope
e14959 No.635986
>>635971
>LARPer samefags to save face on an anonymous imageboard
Pathetic.