>Join the military >After one of training and short talk with one of the officers decide to get to a train station together since we live near by each other>In the train start talking about military vehicles specifications, cold war and modern day tact

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Strelok 10/29/18 (Mon) 11:39:22 c47ab5 No.620462

>Join the military

>After one of training and short talk with one of the officers decide to get to a train station together since we live near by each other

>In the train start talking about military vehicles specifications, cold war and modern day tactics, doctrines and strategies

>After a while he asks me "where did you learned all this"

<Uhh i read books and military manuals

>But where did you get them?

<From the internet

>But where from the internet?

How to deal with such situation? How not to reveal my powerlevel to the higher ups?

What would you do in such situation?

Strelok 10/29/18 (Mon) 11:46:36 bee420 No.620463

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>>620462

>Free books on every site

>https://www.armystudyguide.com/

>muh powerlevel

Stop LARPing.

Strelok 10/29/18 (Mon) 11:48:36 bee420 No.620465

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>>620462

beside, you probably embarrassed that POG fuck or hurt his tiny ego.

There are probably more things to worry about than powerlevel now.

Strelok 10/29/18 (Mon) 11:50:50 d41932 No.620466

>But where from the internet?

So what did you reply? Is he still in front of you waiting for an answer? Did you just getup and walk away? Or is this a LARP thread?

Strelok 10/29/18 (Mon) 11:55:37 53706a No.620467

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>>620462

>be raw recruit of the ADF straight outta basic

>Governor-General Sir Peter Cosgrove is riding the train with me

>hear him talking to Malcolm Turnbull about the 101st Royal Emu Guards

>inform him that he's a fucking shitcunt and he's probably pissed half the time and a boy fiddling tranny poofter too judging by how the ADF is heading

<"M'boy, how come you know more about running the armed forces than I do?"

>unsheathe my smart phone and show him my list of 9,000< field manuals

>he promotes me on the spot to Australian super army soldier Colonel Sanders 7th Grade

Get on my power level, OP.

Strelok 10/29/18 (Mon) 11:59:38 91fd9b No.620468

>>620466

I quickly changed the topic

Strelok 10/29/18 (Mon) 14:48:10 0381d9 No.620506

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>>620462

By using this little known site called tradoc.army.mil?

Strelok 10/29/18 (Mon) 15:49:03 307e32 No.620514

The officers want to steal your magical answers.

Strelok 10/29/18 (Mon) 16:41:16 3d3612 No.620516

>take friend out to local base on an open day

>proceed to make cadpat niggers look like absolute shit

>get asked by local politician and the officer on range why we're better than vets

>friend bluntly states that hes an American and I wank off onto my guns while reading the finest drawn jap smut there is

>none of them know how to react other than a look of confused horror

Strelok 10/29/18 (Mon) 17:26:27 284106 No.620521

>see fortnite recruitment ad for us army

>text my local recruiter who i happen to have the number of

>join military

>excited to learn about real-life fortnite and all the cool glitches and hacks i will get to pull

>go into boot camp

>as soon as they line us up i can't but help to start spouting off all my fortnite knowledge

>drill sargent takes me personally into his office to hear all i havbe to say about fortnite

>blow his mind

>"where did you learn all this" the stupid pleb says

<from the internet

>"but where from the internet?"

<fortnite

>he is stunned

>prob gonna recommend me an officer position

>asks for my medical history, likely just for that

>come back later and show him my forms for my autism, which gives me even more promotability because autism is a super-power

>goes over my paperwork for a while

>calls mommy up to oversee the ceremony

>get promoted to civilian on the spot

>tears in my eyes, i'm so happy. 6000 hours of fortnite well spent

>mommy drives my back to the house and makes me a big plate of tendies as a reward

Strelok 10/29/18 (Mon) 21:38:30 cbf924 No.620559

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>>620521

>Promoted to civilian

Strelok 10/29/18 (Mon) 23:11:11 21f7ff No.620585

>>620521

thank you for your service

Strelok 10/30/18 (Tue) 01:13:14 fe243d No.620606

>>620462

US military, right? "He" was just being polite and making idle conversation while mentally counting down the days until a military doctor turns his penis inside out

Strelok 10/30/18 (Tue) 02:00:32 53706a No.620616

>>620521

I hear that's how they get every operator in Delta Force. You should be proud, mate.

Strelok 10/30/18 (Tue) 02:37:32 5a9f06 No.620627

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>>620521

>>get promoted to civilian on the spot

Strelok 10/30/18 (Tue) 02:51:50 82239a No.620631

>>620462

Just say forums, eBay and Amazon, dumb dumb

Strelok 10/30/18 (Tue) 04:43:16 1dc904 No.620648

>>620468

Life imitates art

Strelok 10/30/18 (Tue) 06:03:29 c7406f No.620676

>>620462

mongolian natsoc cave painting trading group

Strelok 10/30/18 (Tue) 06:44:25 ad627e No.620687

File: 582670a0c7d7fae⋯.jpg (123.13 KB, 517x768, 517:768, highest degree of laughter.jpg)

>>620521

10/10 bro.

Strelok 10/31/18 (Wed) 00:18:03 bf03e9 No.620864

>>620616

Daily reminder that Ketchum got discharged after his superiors found his nudes. And it's a good thing.

Strelok 10/31/18 (Wed) 01:03:11 000000 No.620868

>>620864

it got discharged? proofs?

Strelok 10/31/18 (Wed) 01:46:07 bf03e9 No.620881

>>620868

You could be fired from any job if your supervisor finds any nudes on your social media.

Wouldn't everyone know this already?

Strelok 10/31/18 (Wed) 02:11:16 4b8325 No.620892

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Just say 4chan you autistic fucking dweeb, it's a 100% normalfag-friendly website now. He was probably just hoping to get more pdfs and you made yourself look like an asshole.

Strelok 10/31/18 (Wed) 04:13:20 127014 No.620931

>>620864

Who's Ketchum?

Strelok 10/31/18 (Wed) 13:41:34 000000 No.621017

>>620931

ketchum is a trap that looks like a real grill, sorry I can't upload images of her I am using a VPN.

Strelok 10/31/18 (Wed) 13:41:57 000000 No.621018

>>621017

>her

oops I meant it.

Strelok 10/31/18 (Wed) 15:41:58 853393 No.621066

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>>621017

>Ketchum is a trap that looks like a real grill

?

Strelok 10/31/18 (Wed) 16:58:56 0ffb6a No.621092

>>621017

listen here nigger, you'd better post a link, full name, album location, anything because googling 'ketchum porn' ain't exactly fucking functional now is it?

Strelok 10/31/18 (Wed) 20:33:08 e75c49 No.621142

>>620462

Joining the army for training in group and weapons tactics is like getting married so you can have sex, especially the pathetically trained american military.

Strelok 10/31/18 (Wed) 20:56:26 c5a077 No.621146

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>>620521

It won't be much longer until this post stops being satire given the current state of western militaries.

Strelok 10/31/18 (Wed) 23:15:51 03aafa No.621168

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>620881

>not getting sacked from the Air Force for masturbating for money

Strelok 11/01/18 (Thu) 00:15:43 e28cc2 No.621191

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>>620521

Ebin post, saved.

Strelok 11/01/18 (Thu) 00:21:23 cad5fb No.621194

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>>621168

Holy fuck

>can't follow the simplest of standards

>fuck up horribly

>lie and make it worse

>get kicked out

>decide to be an "aspiring electronic musician"

Best decision the Air Force ever made.

Strelok 11/01/18 (Thu) 02:33:54 980fa1 No.621230

>>621168

>Shoved into deep debt for a dream, had to resort to shameful shit to survive

>Trapped in a cage of shame, forever denied his dream job

I'd honestly commit suicide after this. Just end the life story on a dark note to drive the agony home.

Or just kill jews and their demonic debt-based economic system.

Strelok 11/01/18 (Thu) 02:53:24 53706a No.621236

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>>621230

None of that would've happened if you just got rid of your sexual prudishness, goy. You should be proud that sex workers are defending your freedom!

Strelok 11/01/18 (Thu) 02:54:26 cbf924 No.621237

>>621230

$90k in Federal loans really isn't as insurmountable as he says it was. I'll be rolling with a similar amount once I graduate, and that's if I don't pay on it at all right now. Just working full time in the summers knocks a few grand off per year. I can't remember the final numbers, but I calculated it out and worst case scenario was still manageable.

So was he active duty then or not? If he was the military would have been covering a lot of his living expenses if he was on base. He could have also applied for a military service student loan deferment. Even if he wasn't active duty he could have applied for debt-based loan forbearance. He's basically like the women who work the clubs to pay for college. It's not truly necessary; it's just the easy way out for somebody with a nice body.

Strelok 11/01/18 (Thu) 14:25:37 000000 No.621312

>>621092

just google specialist ketchum and in image of the guy will show up although he doesn't look like a grill because of the beany he is wearing. he will have armor plating and a first cavalry division patch.

Strelok 11/05/18 (Mon) 22:20:15 000000 No.622496

bumparu

Strelok 11/06/18 (Tue) 01:49:02 5674f1 No.622555

>>620462

You found out about them on Wikipedia :) It's great, a free encyclopedia. At the bottom of each page is a list of books, and you can get them from your library using the inter-library loan system. I sure hope you have your library card, Mister!