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There's no discharge in the war!

File: 5062053b454967e⋯.jpg (5.68 KB, 231x225, 77:75, 317.jpg)

ca6191  No.611697

>Marines' F-35B took its first flight

>Crashed in South Carolina the next day due to a fuel leak, right after taking off

It keeps getting better.

https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/news/your-marine-corps/2018/09/28/an-f-35b-has-crashed-near-marine-corps-air-station-beaufort/

8a924e  No.611699

He didn't fly so good


f31a78  No.611708

>>611699

>one survivor

He must have been a big guy.


d8d3d6  No.611709

File: 4ced7ebdf2c4c58⋯.png (31.23 KB, 350x82, 175:41, ClipboardImage.png)


ca6191  No.611710

File: 8cc1f812f76c4bb⋯.png (691.28 KB, 653x547, 653:547, ClipboardImage.png)

>>611709

The Taxslayer strikes again, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Lockheeb Moneylaunderin.


116c0b  No.611712

Damned cranes.


358df4  No.611713

>>611708

For the F-35B.


d549b9  No.611714

>>611709

Would they be cheaper if you could acquire them privately?


80e453  No.611721

>>611714

Of course!


8a924e  No.611724

>>611710

The fire rises


43576a  No.611732

>>611709

LRIP IN PEACE


e9fb9b  No.611733

>>611709

Hey /k/ would you rather

1x F35 Super Lightning

Or

50x F5E Freedom Fighters


ce220f  No.611734

>>611697

Is it bad I am worried cause the RAF have the F-35B as well?


c6678e  No.611739

>>611733

I'd trade the F35 1:1 for fucking P-51's at this point.


3921d5  No.611740

>>611734

BAE is going to replace them anyway


ca6191  No.611744

>>611734

Aren't you guys replacing the F-35 (like everyone else sans pissrael) with your new Tempest project?


112d71  No.611748

>>611734

The RAF is fine (well in tatters really, but not because of the F-35).

The RN on the other hand basically sacrificed all their surface ships programs to keep the carriers program.

Carriers that can only carry F-35…


6ee3b8  No.611760

>>611748

The carriers themselves have everything they would need except for arrestor wires, which they'll probably get in a mid-life upgrade. The RN is probably hoping to get a navalized variant of the Tempest.


c72301  No.611761

>>611697

Everything the B was meant for, is better accomplished by drones.


112d71  No.611764

>>611760

>mid-life upgrade.

They're not even in service. A carrier mid life upgrade is for it's 20 years anniversary (if not 30).

At least it will give BAe time to develop the Tempest I guess…


e78ad1  No.611766

File: 937bc000934074a⋯.jpg (420.8 KB, 3450x1871, 3450:1871, UK-Government-Expenditure-….jpg)

>>611764

Tempest isn't meant to get into service until 2040 so it would kinda be in the correct time slot for the upgrade.

>>611754

Every government has been chipping away at the fleet since Attlee (and all the armed forces really, we only have like 100 working tanks, if you join armoured now you get shoved in either an APC or a literal truck), and it's becoming worse due to certain welfare programs becoming massive money sinks.


e9fb9b  No.611767

>>611754

Do you have any idea what social programs cost? Especially corporate welfare?

A hundred plus years ago America had a 3% income tax and had a 2x larger army (relatively speaking) than it does today.


52f43f  No.611795

File: 0985dbe3da0c53d⋯.png (110.41 KB, 1508x663, 116:51, ClipboardImage.png)

>>611767

> had a 2x larger army (relatively speaking) than it does today.

Not really since it was isolationist.


99569b  No.611796

>experimental machinery is experimental

Wow, I'm shocked.

I-I mean, yeah, those stoopid fuckin' jarheads and the MIC!


e78ad1  No.611802

File: d894cab33ae33c8⋯.jpg (202.22 KB, 1080x897, 360:299, d894cab33ae33c853f743cedc5….jpg)

>>611796

>experimental


c6678e  No.611813

>>611802

Mil-industrial complex has taken a cue from video games and is trying out the "early access alpha" model.


e78ad1  No.611820

>>611813

The Star Citizen of military procurement


ce220f  No.611834

>>611740

>>611744

Well I know they are going to be replaced but I don't want to wake up one morning with an F-35 Merkel B sticking out my garden.

>>611748

RN compared to 10 years ago and the state it is in now disgusts me. There was also no reason for the Carriers to not be catapult assisted which is what was meant to happen till certain shekels changed hands


3921d5  No.611835

>>611834

An F15-D almost crashed into my house a few years ago tbh


ce220f  No.611860

>>611835

Woman pilots I bet. I am just worried in case they start banning assault gardens for colliding with their precious poncy overpriced money laundering scheme.


fe00e3  No.611879

>Sometimes the ALIS projects delivery of expected spare parts as far as two years out, Defense News has reported.

Why target the F35 when you can fuck everything up by messing with parts suppliers.

You could probably ground the entire fleet by just burning down a few machine shops.

Why did our country get jewed again when we could have operated a bunch of Saabs at a fraction of the cost.


dd07e4  No.611899

File: 932d96e5daab54e⋯.png (1.15 MB, 898x716, 449:358, haman truly is best girl.PNG)

>>611748

>F-35B

>operating from a carrier

https://archive.is/V6vDt

https://archive.is/ThfFK

Is it the world's most sophisticated airborne bunsen burner?


db871a  No.611917

File: 33a5bcfca4d60e3⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 245x245, 1:1, pop corn.gif)

>>611744

>Tempest

>FAIL-35 + Eurofailure Typhail + modern British Aeronautics industry


278d30  No.611922

Shills say that this is the first crash after 150 000 hours of flying, and the average attrition rate for military jets is 4-6 planes for every 100 000 hours, so this is much better than anything before. Did they cook the books here?


c6678e  No.611924

>>611922

Probably. I'm wondering if these attrition rates are taking age of the airframe into account. Older planes have higher failure rates. How does the failure rate of the F-35 compare to that of its predecessors at the same stage in its use is the question that should be asked.


116c0b  No.611926

>>611922

Two others have been written off by fires and a kike-35 was written off by SAM "cranes".


e9fb9b  No.611927

>>611922

Only if they highly specify on the term "crash" to mean uncontrolled impact with ground. Many others failed to get off, burned on the runway, or were barely managed to land.

Also they're probably putting 150k hours of all three variants, because I doubt the B variant has more than 30,000 hours flight time total.


7085fb  No.611943

>>611922

>attrition rate for military jets is 4-6 planes for every 100 000 hours

And I bet the cost of those are far lower than operating a single F-35.


e95bbc  No.611946

>>611922

Even if they literally never had any maintenance issues the money saved would take hundreds of years to actually equal the 115 MILLION being wasted on each one.


b1a362  No.612027

>>611922

There hasn't been 150,000 hours of flying. Because of those 150,000 140,000 have been spent in the hangar due to maintenance issues. In short the plane can't crash if it can't fly.


e9fb9b  No.612030

>>612027

That's what they mean? 150,000 hours since it entered service?


6ee3b8  No.612102

>>611922

They're comparing brand-new F-35s with a few hundred flight hours to thirty year old A-10s and F-16s with >20,000 flight hours. They're also deliberately wording the claim to count all write-off incidents for the other jets, while excluding the two F-35s that were written off due to engine fires and all the ground-strikes and hard landings that didn't end in an airframe write-off.


80e453  No.612208

File: 6e0525b55c1a55d⋯.png (105.9 KB, 783x661, 783:661, Capture.PNG)

Not really sure where to share this but Qlarp boomers think the crash was some kind of attempt on Trump's life.


c6678e  No.612214

>>612208

Oh good lord can people stop being so fucking retarded.


c0efbc  No.612274

File: 0ab1e4b64e92763⋯.jpg (304.93 KB, 766x940, 383:470, found the boomer.jpg)

>>612214

They're 4ch boomers who recently discovered image boards and are attempting to try and be with "it".


e14a2b  No.612275

>le ebin bummers

Not even worth a (You). Cut the projection, you cuckchan niggers are so obvious.


e2829e  No.612276

File: 99452d0bc4b6e6b⋯.jpg (163.46 KB, 1024x644, 256:161, 2nd archive link.jpg)

>>612275

The QLarping niggers unironically are mostly boomers (and women) though.

http://archive.is/d8yq6

http://archive.is/dw6io

http://archive.is/XIVRg


e95bbc  No.612278

File: f49332c85364a3c⋯.mp4 (5.09 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, leftypol goes outside.mp4)

>>612274

>gimme free shit

Qlarpers can go fuck themselves but you belong here even less, leftyshit


e14a2b  No.612309

File: 14a5dad8138291e⋯.jpg (35.16 KB, 580x435, 4:3, a6cdea58ca267727abf781189d….jpg)

>>612276

>image cited is full of people far too young to be Baby Boomers


c6683d  No.612312

>>612309

Don't worry, it's all about communicating entirely using memes.


e14a2b  No.612323

>>612312

So you're calling him an underage autist who wants to fit in. Facts, reason, and board culture be damned. Makes sense.


e2829e  No.612334

>>612309

I admit "mostly" was an exaggeration, but they are still here on 8ch. I wouldn't be surprised if /qresearch/ is one of the top 5 or 10 by now and the only thing preventing larger leaks is our reputation for being the darkest reaches of the internet™.

Whole movement did get its fair share of international media coverage after all.


80e453  No.612336

>>612309

Can confirm it's mostly boomers, or if not boomers then certainly people who act like 'em. They all call themselves "patriots", shill for democracy, shudder at the thought of saying "the n-word," and respond to shitposting by wagging their fingers and screaming "you damn kids!". Every so often one of them will stumble into another board and provide some laughs for a few hours before scurrying away.


a17551  No.612367

>>612278

I don't think that pic really paints boomers in that negative a light.


ca6191  No.615560

File: 97afeff02f72744⋯.jpg (26.27 KB, 457x480, 457:480, 1459595124541.jpg)


c0f331  No.615582

And it's the fuel.

Again.

How many times is that, three? Well after changing the fuel additives, painting the refuelers trucks white, building climate control hangars for the refuelers, I'm sure changing the fuel line is gonna do the trick…


3441b5  No.615592

File: 6a271defc2bd4de⋯.jpg (32.79 KB, 617x409, 617:409, ron-paul-617-409.jpg)

>>615560

>USAF replaces all jets with F-35

>Insurgents rise up to overthrow government

>No airpower to suppress them as all planes grounded

>Navy too busy colliding with one another and cargo ships to provide assistance

>Morbidly obese mulatto tranny Army overrun

>Marines too busy protecting ISIS, Israel and Saudi Arabia to respond in time

>Washington falls in a matter of weeks


d6da3f  No.615612

>>615560

>Entire F-35 stealth fighter jet fleet grounded by military after crash in September

fuuuuuucking lol


20323b  No.615615

File: 88729d26f094b39⋯.jpg (824.71 KB, 1183x787, 1183:787, warbirds.jpg)

>>615592

Time to dust off those warbirds and start the revolution.


c0f331  No.615803

>>611922

"Crash" in the US MIC shill dictionary only refers to planes that collided so fast and so hard with the ground you can find pilot bits over three different states.

I mean they persist to say that the V-22 that keep hitting the ground (and sometime kill people on board in the process) aren't crash because the things aren't totaled.


e035e9  No.615849

>>615615

>you will never dogfight third world countries with updated planes from 70+ years ago

Why even fucking live?


7085fb  No.615884

>>615560

>The stand down affects more than 200 jets while an "inspection of a fuel tube" in F-35 engines takes place, according to a Pentagon spokesman.

1.5 GORILLION AMERISHEKELS


c0f331  No.616053

File: 6914a2d49903dd2⋯.jpg (162.25 KB, 740x787, 740:787, It sure is hot in planes.jpg)

>>615884

>inspection of a fuel tube

We know this isn't it.

You see the F-35 is a "supercomputer" (read it packs so much obsolete electronics in it, it's onboard systems overheat like an overclocked pentium III).

So of course the very smart engineers of Lockheed found a clever way to cool down the F-35.

Now anyone with half a brain would have made something to take advantage of the fact that planes need heaters in the wings if they don't want to turn into a block of ice.

Instead a Lockheed engineer looked at it and said:

"Hey jet fuel is liquid and water is liquid and water is what they used to hose us down I was in the psych ward and it was cold".

And so they decided to use jet fuel to cool down electronics.

And that's the part you say:

>But anon isn't jet fuel highly inflammable? Doesn't the USAF has to use a shit load of additives because if not the thing can ignite on it's own just by siting in tanks under Nevada's sun?

Yes, yes it does anon.

>Isn't it normal for consumer electronics that overheat to go as high as 150° F and still be fine? And already well above jet fuel flash point? While military ones are supposed to go way higher? What sort of temperature military grade electronics are reaching to need active fluid cooling? Doesn't that sound stupidly dangerous on something that is basically a flying fuel tank?

Yes, yes it is anon.

So yeah if the F-35 fuel gets hot the plane shutdowns because the electronics overheat.

To remedy that, they changed the additives. Didn't work.

They painted all the USAF fuel trucks in reflecting white.

Didn't work.

So they finally just built climate controlled hangars for every USAF fuel trucks.

Of course having heated fuel full of complex additive running perpetually in the tanks and tubes and what not is causing all sort of pressure, corrosion, damages to the fuel lines and tanks but hey it finally works!

Until the corrosion make them sprung leaks…


0a5985  No.616058

>>616053

>And so they decided to use jet fuel to cool down electronics.

I refuse to believe that somebody was this retarded

I really hope you are bullshitting us


b38e63  No.616060

>>616058

>using jet fuel to cool down electronics

And I thougth that Gipsies are mindless apes.


125bf4  No.616062

>>616058

>I really hope you are bullshitting us

It's actually so retarded it's genius.

You see, instead of using fancy pumps to pressurize the fuel for injection, Lockheed saved 10 pounds by routing the fuel through a liquid cooling network for the onboard computers.

As the fuel absorbs heat from the running computers, it expands and self pressurizes!

When the plane is in intense dogfights, the fuel pressure is automatically increased by the increase in processing power necessary to track more targets and manage the control surfaces.

Genius!


c0f331  No.616063

>>616062

>saved 10 pounds

It's to save room (which the is problem n°1 of the F-35) not money but I imagine that was the idea yes, but they completely underestimated how bad of an heatsink jet fuel actually is.


111232  No.616068

File: 5d045bb05078f3f⋯.webm (1.33 MB, 552x512, 69:64, laughing_argentinian.webm)

>>616053

>using afterburners let alone doing any sort of combat maneuvering shuts down the avionics

Now I'm just waiting for some hull panel to seperate in midair, rip into the landing gear and hopefully redundant hydraulics while scraping off a tiny bit of heat resistant paint from the kerosene cooling circuit, resulting in the plane suddenly melting in midair while trying to land vertically on a specially reinforced landing pad because the pajeet cockpit diagnostics didn't show anything beyond a hydraulic leak thanks to borked tire pressure sensors.


a03ab3  No.616070

>>616053

>>616058

What have other aircraft used?

A quick search seems to indicate it's true that the F-35 uses this method, but a lot of people were also saying many other aircraft do the same thing. I saw plenty of links to documents to back it up, but they had all 404ed.


a2053c  No.616071

>>616070

Commercial airliners use the fuel onboard to cool the pumps within the tanks.


c0f331  No.616074

>>616070

>What have other aircraft used?

It's not that uncommon on a lot of stuff (not just planes) to use fuel cells as a kind of thermal dampener.

Just neither to that extent nor on fighters.


111232  No.616340

File: 2e92b1fdc958945⋯.jpg (19.56 KB, 540x304, 135:76, akko sad.jpg)

>>615849

>ywn perform precision acts of divebombing with Jericho sirens blaring on Antifa rallies


663101  No.616358

File: ec62f19ed515bf9⋯.jpg (25.38 KB, 480x220, 24:11, 935.jpg)


d6da3f  No.616367

>>616058

>>616060

>>616053

The funniest part is that this is actually true.

The reason why is because some airliners use oil for the engines to cool certain components (never computers). This works because oil isn't really that flammable and its smoke point is well above the top temperatures of what it cools. F-35 actually immerses the electronics in fuel, it's not a simple cooling rig where the chip is cooled by a heatsink and then fuel reduces the heat in the sink, that would be too heavy. The fuel itself is the heat sink, and its pumped to the electronics and avionics (including radar that overheats beyond 100C) in aluminum tubes to save on weight and because aluminum insulates well until the fuel gets to the radiators in the wings.

As a result, the airplane can never be completely dry of fuel, it always needs about 150 liters of fuel aboard in the radiator even if its just sitting on the tarmac or mothballed in storage. The only reason why it doesn't explode immediately when the radar/computers turn on is because a pump shifts it very rapidly to radiators in wings so it never gets a chance to go critical, but that only works if the wings have constant airflow over them. If for example the airplane simply turns on its avionics and sits on the runway, especially in desert conditions… it will 100% explode. Also if the pipes ever freezes up or malfunctions, or fuel starts leaking and there isn't enough of it to cycle, the airplane will spontaneously combust. The extensive fuel network is under the skin of the airplane, increasing IR signature, and ensuring if shrapnel hit it ANYWHERE they are GUARANTEED to hit fuel.

The engine is also a massive problem, because the fuel is wrapped around it any malfunction at all causes the fire.

>>616070

MiG-29 and Su-27 use water with antifreeze in it. Some 4th gens don't need coolant at all, it can be air cooled because they don't use that much computer power anyway.

Using near-hypergolic fuel is retarded just on the face of it.


fa315b  No.616368

>>616367

So in otherwords Lockheed managed to outdo the Zero in the burst into flames category.


d6da3f  No.616370

>>616368

Lets put it this way, if I was asked to fly an F-35, I would buy flame retardant long johns and face mask.


111232  No.616380

File: 31b49dafd0c9767⋯.gif (2.22 MB, 500x281, 500:281, laughing_but_dead_inside.gif)

>>616367

Apparently my earlier shitpost about the plane melting itself down from the tiniest amount of damage to its cooling circuits wasn't a shitpost at all.

What sort of fucked up overdesigned pajeet botnet avionics require this much cooling?

At this point even the average Star Citizen jpeg is more sensibly designed than the F-35 could ever hope to be.


0a5985  No.616381

>>616367

>If for example the airplane simply turns on its avionics and sits on the runway, especially in desert conditions… it will 100% explode.

Just store most of airforce in alaska or other cold usa regions

Problem solved

USA gov where is my paycheck?


111232  No.616386

File: 244949a909adafb⋯.jpg (87.19 KB, 400x578, 200:289, yukari_sees_something_lewd.jpg)

>>616381

>the F-35 was designed in advance to withstand the effects of the coming Ice Age


c6678e  No.616391

Two hundred years ago there would have been hangings meted out for this farce.


663101  No.616415

>>616409

>fry for Israel

Nice


55d88f  No.616425

>>616409

>fry for Israel

gook detected.


f17621  No.616450

>go on YouTube

>type Matsimus

>find latest video

>spam "F-35 is a shit plane that can't even fly"

>enjoy the sperg-out


071c09  No.616455

Who let Spergkraut/Spergook/Spergleaf out of his cage? I see he finally stopped flag hiding and using VPNs, but does he really think people won't recognise his typing? He's kinda cute for a self-hating "American" loser of the genetic lottery, like a dog who was born retarded but you keep him as a pet anyway. I honestly liked him better when he just had no concept of how militaries or weapons worked and constantly suggested the worst possible ideas about everything or argued over how 'pho' is ACKSHUALLY spelled 'phua'. Now he's just insufferable. Should we euthanise him? His 56%posting got old weeks ago.


4f4fd0  No.616456

Why can't we just have a bastard child of a P-38 Lightning and IL-2 Sturmovik to deliver us from this evil?


111232  No.616457

File: 07d0a47c6ac5376⋯.png (182.88 KB, 386x406, 193:203, 5ydfh54.png)

>>615849

How vulnerable are 1940s military aircraft piston engines to EMPs?

polite sage for off topic

>>616455

He's probably some ronery hasbara kike, it's best to avoid giving him any unnecessary (You)'s.


c6678e  No.616459

>>616457

Not very vulnerable at all.


c0f331  No.616463

>>616367

You forgot to add that if you're doing combat maneuvers the wings heat up quite a bit from friction. Guess what happens if the radiators that are supposed to cool down the fuel are in the now hot wings?

In one the inquiry they found there is a literal recommendation for flying F-35 that say "stop combat maneuver and reach an colder altitude to cool down the plane".

Yes it's that insane.


4f0240  No.616465

File: 6b8a12e90b881b5⋯.png (144.82 KB, 465x453, 155:151, 5a7fc62a8283a52cb99d57bd18….png)

>>616463

I'm going to have some kind of a mental breakdown from this, and that makes me happy.


c8e3e7  No.616470

>>616463

>>616465

>combat maneuvers

Not even that. F-35s are meant to be multirole stealth jets, with a focus on attacking at range. And that's worse.

F-35s are "designed" to operate in groups at all times, because they're useless by themselves. An F-35 needs not only at least another F-35 escorting it, but also a specialized AWACS, a refueler and fighter escort not too far off, should it get caught (which is not hard all things considered). They need other F-35s so their shared radar network won't go to waste, and they can tell each other of targets they spot and whatnot. That goddamn radar system is guaranteed to overheat to a ridiculous degree, not only for detecting targets, but also uplinking, downlinking and updating information in real time.

Their meme stealth technology is gone to waste because even if the F-35s can't be spotted, their escorts will be. The moment their refueler fucks off or gets shot down is the moment their fate is sealed.

F-35s aren't even good for dogfighting. Not only is it unable to pull any sort of fancy maneuver unless it has under 18600kg of loaded weigh on it, the strain put into its myopic IRST would probably make it spontaneously combust from overheating the fuel. Imagine the amount of shit you have to deploy to cover its ass, let alone more than one.


c6678e  No.616475

Seriously though at $115 million each wouldn't it have just been cheaper to spam submarine based cruise missiles at whatever it was you wanted bombed?


111232  No.616479

File: 9f5374e91e25191⋯.png (99.39 KB, 321x578, 321:578, sniff2.PNG)

>>616456

>ywn have a Me-410+P-38+Ki-83 hybrid


7085fb  No.616481

File: 9ff7ed0449a6e52⋯.png (112.61 KB, 333x1248, 111:416, tomahawk.png)

>>616463

Jesus fuck. Are we going to find out that the entire airframe is made out of compressed wood in 2 to 3 years?

>>616475

>wouldn't it have just been cheaper to spam submarine based cruise missiles at whatever it was you wanted bombed?

>F-35B = 115M USD

>Tomahawk = 1.87M USD

For a single F-35B you could buy 61 Tomahawk missiles.


111232  No.616483

File: 9649c24d2796350⋯.jpg (102.31 KB, 1622x1080, 811:540, J-20A-LRIP-grey-splinter-c….jpg)

File: 2d891be4f569dbf⋯.jpg (92.22 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1471478751145.jpg)

>>616470

How does the F-35 compare to the J-20?


a03ab3  No.616485

>>616463

I didn't find that recommendation, but I did find this bit I hadn't seen before:

>Testing to characterize the thermal environment of the weapons bays demonstrated that temperatures become excessive during ground operations in high ambient temperature conditions and in-flight under conditions of high speed and at altitudes below 25,000 feet. As a result, during ground operations, fleet pilots are restricted from keeping the weapons bay doors closed for more than 10 cumulative minutes prior to take-off when internal stores are loaded and the outside air temperature is above 90 degrees Fahrenheit. In flight, the 10-minute restriction also applies when flying at airspeeds equal to or greater than 500 knots at altitudes below 5,000 feet; 550 knots at altitudes between 5,000 and 15,000 feet; and 600 knots at altitudes between 15,000 and 25,000 feet. Above 25,000 feet, there are no restrictions associated with the weapons bay doors being closed, regardless of temperature. The time limits can be reset by flying 10 minutes outside of the restricted conditions (i.e., slower or at higher altitudes). This will require pilots to develop tactics to work around the restricted envelope; however, threat and/ or weather conditions may make completing the mission difficult or impossible using the work around.

I'm sure it's not a big deal. It's not like having to fly around with the bay doors open will affect that stealth they're so proud of.


d6da3f  No.616486

File: 9f95376e3c8736f⋯.jpg (12.37 KB, 380x253, 380:253, IMG_2088.jpg)

File: c32c80ab31e7ae6⋯.jpg (274.12 KB, 768x535, 768:535, KBP-96K6-72V6-Pantsir-S1-S….jpg)

>>616470

Modern infrared sensors are getting more and more advanced. The ones on current planes have a range of 50km frontal and 90km rearward detection against targets that aren't afterburning or supersonic.

I have to believe ground based systems are even better, considering they're basically telescopes. Russians wouldn't put them on Morfey or Pantsir-S1 if it didn't work.

>>616475

Why from submarines? It would be childs play to modify a tomahawk with an electric prop and some solar panels so it can fly from america to any point on the globe, loiter for days, and then slam into something.


111232  No.616496

File: c260bc6c6a09e72⋯.jpg (515.12 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, bashar-assad-syria-laugh.jpg)

File: ba5fa5ed2d49dca⋯.png (206.24 KB, 853x479, 853:479, I_can_not_stop_laughing.png)

File: d165c752a007775⋯.png (827.03 KB, 691x724, 691:724, aqua laughing doggos.png)

>>616485

>be super duper american 5th gen multirole stealth aircraft

>use hyper-advanced 360° avionics cooled by jet fuel

>can't use radar, datalink, IRST systems else the coolant will overheat or ignite

>can't turn on the avionics on the ground else the coolant will overheat and ignite

>can't even be parked on the ground without active cooling

>can't perform ~certain~ any maneuvers at low altitudes+high speeds else the coolant will overheat and ignite

>can't fly faster than 500 knots at low altitudes with the weapons bay closed else the coolant will overheat and ignite

>the entire plane is wrapped in a giant cooling circuit

>Jet fuel/coolant needs expensive, corrosive additives and active cooling when in storage else it'll overheat and ignite

I wonder if one can shoot down an F-35 with strategically placed mirrors.

How does the F-35B even land vertically without turning itself into fireworks in the process?


663101  No.616497

>>616496

>How does the F-35B even land vertically without turning itself into fireworks in the process?

It quickly burns all the remaining fuel when landing so it won't blow up, at the inexpensive price of melting the fucking runway.

Only half of that sentence is a joke.


c8e3e7  No.616499

>>616483

>J-20

I don't even know if that fucking thing still exists. It can't fly over the speed of sound without afterburners and it got detected by pooinloos. That's all the info you need to judge it.


3ee451  No.616500

Wait, if the fuel trucks need to be kept in special hangars, and the fuel needs constant cooling too, then wouldn't destroying those hangars put the whole airfield out of commission? It's like bombing the runways but much more effective, because they will have to build completely new buildings. And a runway is a rather passive thing, but you could sabotage the hangars and cause who-knows-how-much damage in dollars.


6e36a4  No.616501

File: 18f7647d9c786f9⋯.jpg (154.23 KB, 1024x672, 32:21, 1024px-Helios_in_flight.jpg)

File: f8f2f27bc211314⋯.jpeg (714.33 KB, 3000x1982, 1500:991, serveimage.jpeg)

>>616486

I think you're vastly overestimating the power density of solar cells, leaf. Take a look at image related, and consider the fact that it required the use of bleeding edge material science and structural design to stay light enough to fly.


a03ab3  No.616502

>>616501

This. In terms of raw irradiance averaged over a year of weather, you can get maybe 200 W/m^2. Efficiency of solar cells will drop that by a factor of 3-5. I'd need over 8m of world-record efficiency solar cells just to run my desktop's power supply.

Using solar on a missile isn't feasible even if you had perfect efficiency.


aaf028  No.616504

File: d6ed07674281178⋯.jpg (23.66 KB, 736x403, 736:403, 1d34572ed748c2a9718e7110dd….jpg)

>>616502

We need to put air cells on airships and have huge flying fortresses, just because they look cool and are one of the least overused and cheap elements of steampunk.


c0f331  No.616511

>>616483

>J-20?

China has a recurring engine manufacturing problem. They need to get past it before they can mass produce anything.

They've

>>616499

>I don't even know if that fucking thing still exists.

>This is what the burger actually believes.

They've done a 12 prototypes airframe batch (only 8 of those are flying) then moved on with a pre-prod serie of 20 (they should be done around now, 19 have been done for sure for a total of 27 planes).

If they've fixed their engine problems they can go to full prod', there is no point to move ahead before that.

Currently what stops China to have a stupidly big air fleet is that still have to buy Russian sukhois AND sukhois engines from Russia because their domestic engines aren't anywhere close to the perfs of the Russian ones and the Russian factories are already pretty busy with their own planes.

It's quite questionable whether it's really stealthy but it is definitely very real.


6e36a4  No.616515

File: d843e05d70eb979⋯.png (106.81 KB, 1116x451, 1116:451, why cogfop is shit -- as i….png)

>>616504

>and are one of the least overused and cheap elements of steampunk.

I agree they're awesome, but are you kidding? The cogfops have run that shit into the ground worse than the combined works of Nikola Tesla and Charles Babbage.


a03ab3  No.616516

>>616515

That screencap is a little too easy to read; could you try changing your theme to make it less legible?


e13c16  No.616518

>>616501

Those cells are 1996 technology, it first flew 1999, and it was destroyed in 2002. That's before cellphones existed, before internet as we know it today. Those cells are basically the kind that existed on early calculators, I used them in school, it's a joke. Airbus Zephyr is more recent using 2009 tech, can stay up about 25 days.

Using 2018 tech? I'm betting it can stay up over a month, with enough payload to make it worth it.


e13c16  No.616523

>>616502

Raw irradiance where? Because this thing flies at 21,000m so solar irradiance isn't affected by weather. Also it's not meant to be filling up the batteries to capacity, the batteries start full and for every 5% wasted the solar panels add 1% charge. It's extends the flight time, doesn't make it infinite.


07697c  No.616527

File: 1934c0d5530cd95⋯.png (103.92 KB, 1116x451, 1116:451, d843e05d70eb9798a107eed54a….png)

>>616515

>>616516

500 years in DeluxePaint


aaf028  No.616528

>>616515

Well, things might have changed, though usual ships with wings and shit seem to be more common in steampunk and dieselpunk. Also flying submarine things, they are even more ridiculous. And when it comes to steampunk anything that doesn't come with cogs all over it, especially the surface and not connected to each other is "ok" for the genre so airships only have little wings, propellers and shit if we count stupid things.


5b509c  No.616529

>>616511

>because their domestic engines aren't anywhere close to the perfs of the Russian ones

How fucking hard is for them to reverse engineer Slav-tech with a brainpool of one fucking billion?


8d03cb  No.616531

>>616529

Materials science is hard.


5b509c  No.616532

File: 355821cb18f7590⋯.png (6.45 KB, 300x168, 25:14, oh my fuck.png)

>>616485

>fleet pilots are restricted from keeping the weapons bay doors closed for more than 10 cumulative minutes prior to take-off when internal stores are loaded and the outside air temperature is above 90 degrees Fahrenheit. In flight, the 10-minute restriction also applies

>In flight, the 10-minute restriction also applies

Please sauce.


5b509c  No.616533

File: 68639638596f5d2⋯.png (946.04 KB, 1400x5552, 175:694, do not learn mandarin.png)

>>616531

Not particularly. It's much more likely that they just get ripped off by their own domestic contractors.


a03ab3  No.616534

File: 5447ea8d08fb2c4⋯.pdf (3.99 MB, DOT&E - Compendium of Annu….pdf)

>>616532

Annual reports from the Directorate of Operational Testing and Evaluation.

There's plenty more in there to sift through. I just came across that while looking for the maneuver thing Froganon mentioned. The graph on page 1 just about says it all.

The weapons bay thing is on page 120. Other points on the same page include:

>Fleet F-35A aircraft are limited to 3.0 g's when fully fueled

>Testing to characterize the vibrational and acoustic environment of the weapons bays demonstrated that stresses induced by the environment were out of the flight qualification parameters for the AIM-120 missile

>Test pilots flew 17 engagements between an F-35A and an F-16D, which was configured with external fuel tanks that limited the F-16D envelope to 7.0 g’s. The F-35A remained at a distinct energy disadvantage on every engagement. Pitch rates were also problematic, where full aft stick maneuvers would result in less than full permissible g loading (i.e., reaching 6.5 g when limit was 9.0 g), and subsequent rapid loss of energy.

So if it closes the bay doors, it overheats the weapons, but that doesn't matter because it would rattle the weapons to death anyway. And it can't reach the full G-limit when it has fuel, but that doesn't matter because it isn't aerodynamically capable of reaching the G-limit anyway.


aaf028  No.616535

>>616533

Wow, i have alreadu heard this shit about chinese but why do they behave like animals even on interpersonal level, even with no money involved?


a03ab3  No.616536

By the way, I was curious about just what 10 minutes at 550 knots means operationally.

Assuming exactly zero time turning or over the target, it is 90 seconds less than the time that would be spent in Syrian airspace on a straight-line trip from the F-35I's base (Nevatim) to Damascus and back again.


aaf028  No.616537

File: a39155843686945⋯.jpg (16.22 KB, 168x255, 56:85, 297cfa88f3262f71be401d36c2….jpg)

>>616535

Though they aren't even animals at this point, they are less than insects. Nuking china and using survivors to create momentum for a simplest generator until they die from lack of water and overwork is a fucking luxury for such disgusting abomination of something that once resembled a human.


c6678e  No.616538

>>616535

They just fucking are. I've lived with them and they're literally insect-tier creatures. They get by through cheating and have zero standards of hygiene. You could blame communism but people were making these observations long before communism entered the scene.


fa315b  No.616546

>>616538

Insects act better than the average chink.


5b509c  No.616562

So what does the F-35 need all that computational power for?

I mean even the MiG-31 and Su-30 had networking capabilities like three decades ago and their computers were barely capable to play tetris on.


f66d86  No.616633

>>616534

>Reading through the testing results on all three variants

>Each variant is within 1% of it's Do Not Exceed weight

>While FUCKING DRY

>They literally cannot land without stores or any significant amount of fuel

What. In. THE FUCK. Is lockmart doing.

Why did we buy 72 of these things.

Why is this even still in development


5b509c  No.616634

>>616633

What? Please clarify.


f66d86  No.616636

>>616634

this excerpt from the document the leaf linked from Page 120 onwards:

The program completed the final weight assessment of the

F-35B air vehicle for contract specification compliance in

May 2015 with the weighing of BF-44, a Lot 7 production

aircraft. Actual empty aircraft weight was 32,442 pounds,

only 135 pounds below the planned not-to-exceed weight

of 32,577 pounds and 307 pounds (less than 1 percent)

below the objective vertical lift bring-back not-to-exceed

weight of 32,749 pounds.

This is the B variant, but there's similar passages for each one.

These things are so fat when unladden with stores or fuel loads they're a cunt hair above the weight designed maximum weight, that implies these things can't land with any kind of stores or fuel without causing damage to the air frame.

Now imagine trying to carrier land a B variant with those conditions placed on you.


e13736  No.616637

>>616633

>>616636

I think you're misinterpreting that. My understanding of that passage was that the "not-to-exceed weight" means a predetermined contractual limit, not a design one. As in, the specifications sent to Lockheeb by the government said "make it lighter than X when empty", presumably because of considerations about other equipment (carrier elevators or something?) and Lockheeb went to the absolute limit of that specification.


7023e8  No.616639

File: 15fb3bae6a1245b⋯.png (127.88 KB, 446x613, 446:613, crashing the pilot's neck ….png)

File: 6c3e3fc13ed89a1⋯.png (177.21 KB, 313x261, 313:261, this is not what I signed ….PNG)

File: 2a61f1974fad107⋯.png (129.78 KB, 998x794, 499:397, not_amused.png)

File: 2426c2ca4812f43⋯.png (69.2 KB, 437x247, 23:13, kumi has no words.png)

>>616534

The F-35 seems to have become a visible amalgamation of everything wrong with the current world in fighter aircraft form.


f66d86  No.616640

>>616637

That is a possibility, I interpreted it through what I've been taught about design.

That said considering that an empty weight of near on 15 metric tons is egregious compared to say an F-16 whose empty weight is roughly 8.5 metric tons. Heck that empty weight is heavier than the F-16's loaded weight.

Additionally the weight in question is awfully arbitrary for a contractual limit.

I can't definitively say for sure, but I will assert that that empty weight is beyond a joke for a fighter of its size and that whatever the actual nature of that weight limit is, being within a percentage of it is as the report itself states later one, going to be a hard cap on the growth potential of the platform.


e95bbc  No.616643

File: 4cbc08a46db0124⋯.png (102.53 KB, 383x557, 383:557, aaaaaaaaa.png)

File: ff2b4f85910bcef⋯.png (84.56 KB, 364x477, 364:477, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.png)

File: 5c1147f245034ba⋯.png (122.24 KB, 332x679, 332:679, blease no more.png)

File: 9ccb9a0b16c7f81⋯.webm (272.8 KB, 284x240, 71:60, wheeze.webm)

>>616534

hahahahahahahahahahahaaahaahahaaa

oh god jesus no more

oh no no no no

IT DOESN'T STOP


12916d  No.616644

>>616639

>small guys will get their neck broken if they don't fly so good

POTTERY+


d8f500  No.616645

>>616639

>future proofing your jets for pilots with realistic dimensions so thicc women don't feel oppressed in the workplace

Lockheed Martin are a truly progressive company.


c0f331  No.616646

File: e7ab670d5848c3c⋯.jpg (34.47 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Baby fencers learning how ….jpg)

>>616534

>>616633

>>616634

>They literally cannot land without stores or any significant amount of fuel

Now put in factor what we said about the heat management REQUIRING it to have at least some fuel for the systems to work…

They have to constantly juggle with fuel weight/overheating.

You can certainly train around it, even if it complexify things like crazy (minimum fuel in storage to taxi, refuel on the runway/bridge, dump X amount of fuel before RTB, etc…), I have no doubt that they can do it.

But the minute things don't go according to plan is the minute they start dropping…

Meanwhile Russian engines comes with mudflaps so they can land in swamps (because when it's rainy season in the far east entire airbases can turn into swamps…) and can run with any liquid remotely flammable (as having an air intake regulator isn't really complicated).


7023e8  No.616647

File: 4fd9ac282d2410b⋯.jpg (34.79 KB, 800x542, 400:271, Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-647….jpg)

>>616643

I am now convinced a fully laden pic related could beat an F-35 in a straight up dogfight.


c7b255  No.616648

Jesus fuck. I'd gladly choose to fly in a Zero than this heap of shit.


7023e8  No.616649

>>616648

The Zero can at least fire its guns without exploding and isn't figuratively covered in fuel tanks in addition to having a greater operational range than the F-35.


e95bbc  No.616670

File: 0af55157a1beef6⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1731x1227, 577:409, f35 v2.png)

>>616534

>>616639

>>616647

Goddamn this shit is comical


7023e8  No.616678

File: 19de3086883c6b0⋯.png (356.61 KB, 450x700, 9:14, ratslayer thumbs up.png)

>>616670

Saved.


e2fe38  No.616697

Who the hell let Michael Bay design an aircraft ?


8e311b  No.616698

File: 0f55e9b57fa2ab8⋯.jpg (40 KB, 363x321, 121:107, 0f55e9b57fa2ab8f867a9907c2….jpg)

>>616643

>…the program imposed aircraft operating limitations…

>No rudder input


55d88f  No.616703

>>612278

Man I love this one.


7023e8  No.616753

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>616697

Michael Bay's colleagues probably know more about fighter aircraft design than Lockheeb management these days.


e2fe38  No.616786

File: e0590db0f9f72b3⋯.png (563.16 KB, 569x802, 569:802, Benne.png)

>>616646

If they are so critically sensitive to overheating, wouldn't that make directed energy weapons actually effective enough to kill them ?

>mfw russkies will blow up trillions worth of jets with a modified micro-wave oven


4f4fd0  No.616797

>>616500

Probably. In a actual shooting war kind of thing, you'd probably just need to saturate the airfield, or the area near the hangars with enough shrapnel to damage the AC units. Or make whole lot of holes to the hangar itself, and then just watch all go to shit as things just cascade down the hill from there.

>>616529

China cannot into precision engineering and manufacturing. They just can't. It requires too long chain of people not cheating/scamming/fucking up for them to pull it off with any reasonable timeframe and success-rate.

I read in the book "Great Wall of Debt" that some Chinese minister was lamenting the fact that they can't produce decent ballpoint pens, and that he has to order himself quality ballpoint-pens from Switzerland. You see, it's the ball-bearing that's the reason. They can't get it right consistently enough. If the small dimples in bearing are too big, the ball won't roll. Too small, it won't roll either, or it will roll but it won't pick up and spread the ink consistently.

>>616535

>>616537

I am not a religious man but more I see and read about chinese, more convinced I become that some creator or another ran out of souls when it came to chinese.

>>616640

I suspect that they came up with that weight limit based on carrier stress tolerances. Probably some lifts or catapults might shit the bed if too much weight is placed on them, those carriers were built to carry actual fighter jets, not these overweight abominations pretending to be fighter jets.


7023e8  No.616798

>>616786

By that logic every anon on here could set up his own foolproof AA system made out of dollar store laser pointers to defend against Fried 35s.


c6678e  No.616832

>>616798

At this point a retard with a pellet rifle could take out the whole fucking airfield by popping a couple of holes in the hangar cooling system.


630b4a  No.616845

>>616832

>be apprentice electrician

>join the Air Force reserves

>get sent out to an airbase to work on some hanger's lighting system

>hanger is really chilly for some reason

>need to turn off the breakers for the lights before working on them

>labels are all really faded, not sure which breaker goes to what system

>got it narrowed down to a couple

>decide to take a 50/50 chance

>flip one

>hear A/C system spool down

>oh well, guess I'll just reset it and try the oth-

>horrified "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" sounds from elsewhere in the hanger

>sudden flash of light

>wave of heat is the last thing I feel

>as my spirit rises to heaven, I watch hanger after hanger explode across the base

>the hangers detonating form a maelstrom of fire engulfing the entire base

>burning debris ignites forest fires for miles around

Such is life with F35's in service.


5b509c  No.616857

>>616639

>after the latter failure, the PO&S decided to restrict pilots weighing less than 136 pounds from flying any F-35

Is that a poorly concealed export embargo like the F-22's?


5b509c  No.616859

File: 70630d3f66e21de⋯.png (4.25 KB, 225x225, 1:1, download.png)

>>616646

>>They literally cannot land without stores or any significant amount of fuel

But isn't not having a significant amount of fuel the most common reason to land?


8b8aaf  No.616868

>>616497

All airplanes burn off remaining fuel before landing, it's a basic safety precaution.


a03ab3  No.616871

>>616868

>it's a basic safety precaution.

Too bad it's a fundamentally unsafe procedure in the 35, as per pic 2 of >>616643


663101  No.616872

File: 7bb4befde88af35⋯.png (98.3 KB, 186x201, 62:67, CZeen_some_shit.png)

>>616534

>Shakes its weapons apart

>Melts weapons by keeping weapon bay doors closed for more than 10 minutes

>Can't reach full G-limit on a full tank

>Can't reach full G-limit because of its own design

>>616639

>Instakills pilots who're under 136 pounds, might instakill pilots who're over 136 pounds

>>616643

>Maneuvers worse than a 747

>Can't yaw at the pilot's discretion

>Fuel leaks into heat exhausts by design

>Fuel tanks can be blown up by air pressure during flight

>>616646

>Needs a lot of fuel to flow into the cooling system despite being hindered by having a full tank

>Needs a lot of fuel to take off and land vertically despite being hindered by having a full tank

>Fuel spent taking off and landing melts the place it's landing on/taking off of

>Needs active cooling for the fuel to be able to act as coolant

>It can't work without fuel, but it can't work with fuel either

>Needs fuel so the avionics won't shut off

This thing cost over $1.5 trillion.

That's almost eight Apollo programs.


e95bbc  No.616874

>>616868

I don't know what that guy was saying, but no. All aircraft dump any amount of fuel over their maximum landing weight before landing, which usually never happens because they don't load any more fuel than what's needed. You don't see a Cessna dumping fuel, because they're light, and a two person military aircraft with an empty weight of 15 tons & a 100% fueled weight of 35 tons is also light relatively. Military aircraft typically have especially good landing tolerances because their sortie time is never for sure and circling overhead for twenty minutes to dump off fuel is both extremely wasteful and potentially dangerous in an active area. A maximum landing weight of 55% its max fuel weight isn't laughably horrid, but is very not up to spec with the rest.

>>616871

It says later in the report that they somewhat fixed it by putting on a new dump nozzle & adding more sealant, but it still hasn't actually been wholly fixed


630b4a  No.616894

>>616639

>probability of death being 23 percent

>probability of neck extension (which will result in some level of injury) being 100 percent

Imagine sitting down to write your report about the fighter aircraft that's undergone testing, the results showing that ejecting from it will kill the pilot roughly one time out of four and is certain to cripple them for life. You type out the concluding line "…the basis for the decision to accept these risks is…". You pause, glancing over at the program cost that's passed the trillion dollar mark years ago.

"…unknown."


4f4fd0  No.616968

Why does the helmet have to so fucking heavy? What use is a helmet that ends up fucking killing or injuring you instead of protecting you? Did those retards fit a fucking laptop into that helmet or something equally retarded?


c0f331  No.616976

>>616529

Because the brainpool is one billion and there is simply not anywhere enough good jobs for the guys at the top of the brainpool Chinks HAVE to cheat to get ahead.

It's not so much cultural as an actual necessity that is borderline survival.

You don't cheat? You don't have outstanding results. You're an average guy. You get sent to the rice paddies. You die at 36 from backbreaking work because you didn't want to pay the bribe to the local communist village overseer and he refused you the doctor visit when you got pneumonia.

The end.

So what happens? Smart people cheats since it's the only way. But average people cheat too as they don't want to go to the rice paddies either and will settle for a paper pushing job (hence why the communist party is still so strong in China, nobody believes in communism but they all want cushy jobs in it…).

So the whole country "meritocracy" is based on who can lie, cheat, betray, steal the best BECAUSE of the level competition due to their huge numbers.

Which of course when it comes to complicated industrial processes where the actual skill of the workforce is necessary… is where the whole thing explode because everyone involved has lied about his actual skill since elementary school.


2aa27f  No.616978

>>616894

> Currently, the Program Office and the Services have decided to accept this level of risk to pilots in this weight range, although the basis for the decision to accept these risks is unknown.

> basis for the decision to accept these risks is unknown.

I thought you are joking but they literally wrote it!..


b1ff52  No.616989

File: 33bd0bc31c7795c⋯.jpg (317.16 KB, 1600x1600, 1:1, F-35_helmet.jpg)

File: 3382efb46fb461e⋯.jpg (65.53 KB, 800x422, 400:211, 400k amerishekels for a si….jpg)

File: f7c6bf1dabe096c⋯.jpg (118.41 KB, 300x1067, 300:1067, This is what Lockheeb actu….jpg)

>>616968

>Did those retards fit a fucking laptop into that helmet or something equally retarded?


8934d8  No.616991

>>616989

>The system can simultaneously track thousands of object and detects moving targets,including tanks firing and ballistic missile launchers up to 1300km away.

<Side effects may include spontaneous combustion


f2f7a7  No.616994

>>616989

I had no idea how bad things really were


4f4fd0  No.616997

File: 2f6f6ab2a0d32bf⋯.webm (2.5 MB, 853x480, 853:480, JASDF_RF-4E_takeoff.webm)

File: e40811ad7759b08⋯.webm (3.73 MB, 853x480, 853:480, MiG-31_takeoff_night.webm)

>>616989

>certified to withstand ejection at up to 600 knots

Well that's awfully convenient! Atleast you can recycle the fucking helmet, and should the aircraft get into some actual combat, the most likely candidate for getting a confirmed kill is going to be a helmet. And besides, it's undoubtedly going to look better on paper when you're not losing pilots to enemy actions, but to pilot errors and technical malfunctions.

Anyways. I believe congratulations are in order. Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe that United States Airforce is the first armed formation in the world to create a flying penal unit. If the pilots are flying they are probably going to die, if they are not flying they hope they would die due to political correctness classes they are forced to sit through.


b1ff52  No.617002

File: ae20cbd5f7c373f⋯.jpg (22.79 KB, 539x427, 77:61, Joint_Helmet_Mounted_Cuein….jpg)

File: 148a92811fffcc7⋯.jpg (103.28 KB, 639x640, 639:640, Schel-3UM.jpg)

>>616994

>I had no idea how bad things really were

The F-35 doesn't have a physical HUD like any other sane fighter airplane since the 1970s, instead it's all projected inside the helmet.

Funny enough both Russia and the US have been using helmet mounted displays for off-boresight target acqusition since the 1980s, albeit never replacing the HUD entirely and without killing the Pilot when ejecting.


e95bbc  No.617005

File: 7af219073922314⋯.png (55.09 KB, 349x429, 349:429, 9181c6bccacf853db25df83518….png)

>>616998

>>616999

>>617000

>>617003

Go back


b1ff52  No.617008

>>617003

Apparently Israeli F-16 Block 52 pilots liked having the IAS+Altitude being displayed on their helmet sight at all times when visibly tracking targets during maneuvers so Lockheeb decided to put the entire HUD of the F-35 into its HMD based on that.

Only half of that sentence is real but it wouldn't surprise me if that is how it went down anyway.


b1ff52  No.617010

File: a4b845beea1b02f⋯.jpg (655.33 KB, 3200x1680, 40:21, F-35 cockpit.jpg)

>>617002

Forgot to post the F-35 cockpit for reference.


0b47dd  No.617011

File: b07456ffe78fdc7⋯.jpg (78.96 KB, 730x592, 365:296, hes-still-a-head-of-state-….jpg)

File: f9168d6c2426249⋯.jpg (23.01 KB, 480x360, 4:3, xi-jinping-china-president.jpg)

File: be04c35ae258748⋯.jpg (282.42 KB, 610x406, 305:203, 1500712040177.jpg)

File: 362d3492dd50e09⋯.jpg (103.23 KB, 615x541, 615:541, 1035888201.jpg)

>>616991

>Side effects may include project overruns, headache, irritated skin, eye strain, broken neck, brain damage, quadriplegia, spontaneous combustion and death


b1ff52  No.617016

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>616997

>The F-35 is terrible it not only forces its customers to develop their own 5th gen fighter aircraft in response to its failings, but may even be assigned to penal units to get rid of undesirable men&hardware thus making embed related a distant possibility

This fucking timeline I swear.


e13736  No.617023

>>617010

There's no way that simulator accurately shows the whole cockpit, it's impossibly barren. Where are the communication systems? The thing may not do much but it definitely has a radio. Are there no electrical system controls or breakers? How do you even turn on the external lights? Where are the engine controls besides throttle, like fuel pumps?

Also, not a complaint but a genuine question, how are the MFDs controlled? Something like the F-18 or F-16 has a row of buttons on each edge, but those screens only have physical buttons for brightness/contrast adjustment. Are they touch-screens, or is that what the throttle and stick buttons are for?


b4a7a8  No.617027

>>617010

Source? That can't be the actual cockpit and if it is lots of people are going to die because no MDF = no information at all.


b1ff52  No.617030

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>617023

>>617027

Honestly I'm not sure, I thought it was some shitty mockup but then I found this.


b2c71d  No.617031

File: c53c0ae31db316b⋯.jpg (386.49 KB, 1258x1207, 74:71, it be.jpg)

>>617023

>>617027

All of the pictures of the cockpit look very close to that one.


b4a7a8  No.617034

>>617030

I'm guessing it's just a trainer to get them use to the new MFD system.

>>617031

>no analog anything

That is going to cost lives and airframes, something as simple as a voltage spike will leave pilots unable to land in all but the best conditions.


e95bbc  No.617035

>>617010

>>617030

>>617031

I'm skeptical. Even if it has a meme touchscreen EICAS & PFD and stuff, it's practically mandatory to have analogue displays hooked up for the basics, i.e inclinometers & airspeed & heading etc. But then again, this is the same plane where using your rudder is risky so what the fuck do I know.


b1ff52  No.617039

>>617034

A voltage spike would probably take out some sensitive part of the jet fuel cooling circuit so the Pilots may as well eject right away.

I bet most of the F-35s essential systems aren't even triple redundant given how cramped the airframe already is.


b5a47a  No.617049

File: a4152cbcf265b4b⋯.jpg (190.4 KB, 2363x1329, 2363:1329, raketa-soyuz-start.jpg)

>>616053

>>616053

>>616058

>>616062

>>616367

AHCKSHULLY

Kerozene-derived RP-1 fuel is used to cool rocket nozzles since the 1950's, and they don't tend to spontaneously catch fire.

Perhaps because the plumbing was designed by people with IQ above 90, they aren't used to cool electronics, or meant to have a lifetime more than a couple of minutes.


4c513a  No.617054

File: f05d8289b701f8e⋯.jpg (28.74 KB, 650x433, 650:433, crying.jpg)

>>616872

>That's almost eight Apollo programs.

< tfw no moonbase because we're all too busy bombing mudshits for pissrael


b1ff52  No.617057

File: 47e63e2753a5427⋯.png (104.36 KB, 540x304, 135:76, ai-chan full of regret.png)

File: 1f36ef9e83b7cbb⋯.jpg (35.23 KB, 502x470, 251:235, all is futile.jpg)

File: 7c7dd65e1d32448⋯.png (437.41 KB, 601x453, 601:453, boiling anger.png)

>>617054

>tfw no O'Neill cylinder to raise the the first generation of newtype cattle farmers on

>tfw no age of space enlightenment with rapid exploration and new discoveries all the time

>ywn be an actual Star Citizen


e13736  No.617060

This airplane is fractally bad. It's self-similarly bad at every scale.

The weapons bay is useless on an immediate physical scale because it can't stay closed and rattles the weapons to death.

The weapons bay is useless on a tactical scale because the plane is ineffective in combat, and because its stealth is ineffective even when not compromised by opening the doors.

The weapons bay is useless on a strategic scale because the stealth fighter concept is rooted in the idea of having a small number of expensive, advanced aircraft that you cannot afford to lose but are (theoretically) hard to lose, but this idea is fundamentally flawed because any war with a combatant who could have taken down a significant number of previous-gen aircraft will inevitably result in at least a few losses of your new aircraft, which you designed to be irreplaceable.


b5a47a  No.617064

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>616639

>>616643

>>616670

And Verhoeven thought he was making satire.


b1ff52  No.617069

Come to think of it, how hard would it be for Iran to sink an aircraft carrier equipped with F-35B or Cs?

All that actively cooled fuel has to be stored somewhere.


3bad56  No.617070

File: c2c7012fe58fdf4⋯.jpg (27.53 KB, 499x398, 499:398, serveimage.jpg)

>>617002

Some Mirage 2000 had full displays in helmets in the 90's as part of the Rafale program.

A simpler (cheaper) variant was adopted in the Armée de l'Air.

What they wanted in F-35 helmet is not the HUD but the fucking video targeting display, you know the feedback to bomb shit…

Because it was extremely important for it to be in the helmet instead of an screen?


4f4fd0  No.617072

File: a59f8f262d56314⋯.mp4 (10.11 MB, 640x360, 16:9, AC-130.mp4)

>>617030

I hate to be the complete faggot that says this but a ATM has a better user interface. If you can't operate a machine without looking at it, it's fucking shit. That's why one ought to have physical buttons for doing stuff. If you want this MUH CUSTOMIZATION shit, then atleast allow the pilot to save his configurations to usb stick or something, so that he will be familiar with MUH CUSTOMIZABLE PHYSICAL KEYS.

Judging by that video now the pilot has to do jobs of a headquarters staff, pilot, gunner and telephone-operator. I suppose that touch-screen shit might be useful for second pilot, but for the guy that is in charge of actually flying the aircraft? That does seem awfully labor intensive for such relatively critical task.

There is a good reason as to why single pilot attack helicopters are not in great demand.


b1ff52  No.617082

>>617072

This touchscreen faggot tree is something I'd expect a drone swarm operator on some futuristic AWACs carrier airship to use for setting up bombing runs and shit, it has no place on a goddamned fighter flown by a single regular ol' human.


0a5985  No.617087

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

74afa5  No.617096

>>616976

Makes sense, it's kinda similar here too.


74afa5  No.617098

File: 360d1cef1e12c92⋯.jpg (50.05 KB, 600x600, 1:1, my-brain-is-full-of-fuck.jpg)

>>617002

>The F-35 doesn't have a physical HUD

>lets just stick everything in the helmet

>The F-35 doesn't have a physical HUD

Who thought that would be a good idea?


74afa5  No.617100

>>616997

>2nd vid

That's a much shorter take-off distance than I would expect from a 30-tonnes interceptor.


e95bbc  No.617101

>>617098

the same people who thought cooling a fighter jet with especially volatile jet fuel was a good idea, probably


3bad56  No.617102

>>617072

>Paying that many people when auto loaders for those guns exist since the 60's.

I mean guns breaches opening on their own is WWI technology FFS.

>There is a good reason as to why single pilot attack helicopters are not in great demand.

Only Ka-50 are single seat AFAIK (and a Ka-52 always lead a Ka-50 "team").

And those are more "raid" helicopters than "attack" helicopters in the common use of the term.


74afa5  No.617105

>>617060

It really surprises me they managed to fuck up the weapons bay part when its essentially a technology existing since WW2 and when the same company has made the similar sized F-22 that can allegedly shoot AA missiles supersonically without any of said problems.


d549b9  No.617106

File: 87fd14d6d4143dd⋯.jpg (165.03 KB, 700x760, 35:38, 4e1f3e2412bc7e5062f8118995….jpg)

>>617101

>cooling a fighter jet with especially volatile jet fuel was a good idea

Do you mean especially volatile jet fuel is also a coolant?


e2fe38  No.617114

I think I understand now, it's a kamikaze jet conceived in late 2001 when it became (((official))) that jet fuel can melt steel beams. Hence why it flies like a 747 and pilot survival is a non-issue.

Uncle Oussama would be proud.


63b3c9  No.617132

File: d99c0cd0f630911⋯.png (5.39 MB, 3200x1680, 40:21, fortnite-35.png)


d549b9  No.617140

>>617114

At last, I truly see.


3bad56  No.617157

>>617096

>Makes sense, it's kinda similar here too.

And that's the truly terrifying thing. The entire developed world is becoming more and more like China.

The hook-nosed people are just slightly ahead of the curve, that shit is the direct result of mass administration and mass urbanization without totalitarian ethics and morals (a.k.a. Japan).


07697c  No.617184

>>617106

Better yet, the hot fuel from the coolant system is also used as hydraulic fluid.


e13c16  No.617187

>>617054

>>617057

Bombing mudshits isn't the problem, the problem is that we've somehow managed to do it SO INEFFECTIVELY that our entire civilization will collapse if we choose to attack them.


63b3c9  No.617193

File: ab75265cdfb8f78⋯.jpg (17.59 KB, 309x288, 103:96, puzzled lupino.JPG)

>>617184

Is there any fluid in the thing BESIDES jet fuel?


e13c16  No.617196

>>617193

While most humans are 78% water, F-35 pilots are genetically engineered to be 78% jet fuel.


74afa5  No.617213

>>617157

>The entire developed world is becoming more and more like China

Problem with us is that this has always been the case for our existence as a modern state, just not with complete lack of empathy or honor like in the case of chinks,. Suppose Europe is also kinda doomed to end up like Greece after its 500 years delay of subhuman takeover.


4c513a  No.617223

File: 73a34696af5b9d8⋯.jpg (27.41 KB, 480x412, 120:103, (((brackets))).JPG)

>>617187

If we'd played our cards right, they'd all have killed each other off by now with no major expense from us.

But nope.


16cf35  No.617226

File: aeab25273552e7d⋯.png (662.76 KB, 949x650, 73:50, ClipboardImage.png)

>>617057

We need de money from dem programs.


c6678e  No.617227

>>617184

So, let me guess, if the pilots actually put any reasonable load on the hydraulics system the heat generated will ignite the fuel? How does a group of people fuck up this bad. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Is it just a plot to kill off America's experienced fighter pilots? I can't wait until one of these blows a hole in the storage bay of an aircraft carrier and sends six thousand men to the bottom of the ocean.


e78ad1  No.617236

>>617193

The assorted fluids produced by the now mushed pilot because he tried to turn the aircraft


d8f500  No.617237

>>617227

>I can't wait until one of these blows a hole in the storage bay of an aircraft carrier and sends six thousand men to the bottom of the ocean.

Put one of the death traps in a carrier group off the coast of Iran and you have the perfect casus belli.


4f4fd0  No.617267

File: f3cafd81179356e⋯.webm (3.83 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, to be continued againsta ….webm)

>>617102

I remember reading that the main problem or complaints with the KA-50 was that there was too much strain put on the pilot. He just had too much shit to do, hence, KA-52 has been getting preferential treatment in comparison to KA-50. Haven't seen videos of KA-50's being used in Syria, but I've seen KA-52's being used several times.

>>617227

So what, they're going to have to dump their weapons too before landing on a aircraft carrier? Or are they going to have to create a specialized EOD teams just to work on carriers carrying F-35's?

>carrier based F-35's operating anywhere near the equator

>weapon bay's are cooking the weapons

>and if they're not outright cooking them, then they are going to be rattled apart in the take off and landing procedures

I am not even going to speculate about how much fun it is going to be trying to land these fuckers with weapon-bays open, knowing that your landing run might just turn into a improvised bombing run. Oh right right, and let's not forget that if your landing goes to shit, you are going to have the most fun time deciding between destroying your neck and (probably) drowning.


d549b9  No.617312

File: 706283eb9710d9d⋯.png (185.3 KB, 635x457, 635:457, waning_end.png)

File: 93044549c6ade31⋯.png (100.11 KB, 230x230, 1:1, 1469812070401.png)

File: a5af8691f5c104b⋯.jpg (120.43 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1464860790710.jpg)

>>617184

It's surreal.

Who in the right mind would use VOLATILE JET FUEL as a coolant and hydraulic fluid, and who would approve of that idea.

WHAT THE FUCK

Tell me you're not serious.


d6cd55  No.617317

File: e1f3dfc51000ad6⋯.png (4.23 KB, 255x245, 51:49, hmm.png)

Would it be a batter idea to focus development on batter missiles and not bother with new planes?


3bad56  No.617319

>>617267

>I remember reading that the main problem or complaints with the KA-50 was that there was too much strain put on the pilot. He just had too much shit to do, hence, KA-52 has been getting preferential treatment in comparison to KA-50. Haven't seen videos of KA-50's being used in Syria, but I've seen KA-52's being used several times.

That's because in between the Russian liked the NATO gunship doctrine.

Initially the Ka-50 should have just made passes like a Su-25/A-10 would.

However they realized that if you give it a modern sensor suite you could a lot more with a gunship (recon, loitering, even SEAD). Problem if you do a lot more… there is a lot more to do (especially for night flights, night flight in a A-10 or Su-25 is one thing, night flying in a gunship that is 10 feet off the ground is way more attention consuming) hence why it needed to become a two-seater, the Ka-52.

The Ka-50 are still employed in their raid role only as a air SF support unit, they're all somewhere around Moscow and don't come out often, when they do they came out as a 4 vehicle teams 3 Ka-50 strikers 1 Ka-52 that act as command/recon.

Basically in Russian service the Ka-50 teams are in the AC-130 tactical slot.


7b5d65  No.617322

File: 149fea53cfb0701⋯.webm (1.38 MB, 480x360, 4:3, uśmiech po rosyjsku.webm)

>>616063

>It's to save room (which the is problem n°1 of the F-35) not money

pounds as in weight you checky cunt


b1ff52  No.617324

File: b8efcd149ae0f31⋯.webm (5.17 MB, 640x480, 4:3, bird akbar.webm)

>>617267

They might as well dump the planes overboard and use Grenade-carrying trained Seagulls in place of the F-35, that'd be a more cost effective solution at the very least.

>>617312

I wonder if the Pilots are getting Jet fuel vapors injected into their breathing apparatus to enhance combat performance.


74afa5  No.617348

>>617312

>and hydraulic fluid

I think that part was comedic exaggeration. No aeronautics' designer can be THAT retarded.


c6678e  No.617351

>>617348

The ejection system literally auto-kills anyone under 136 pounds. We've surpassed anything comedic exaggeration could have dreamed up.


b1ff52  No.617356

File: 014422b3fdf6a39⋯.png (319.59 KB, 701x878, 701:878, F-35 lightning.png)

File: 19ef1bfc55569bb⋯.png (340.63 KB, 719x892, 719:892, F-35 radar.png)

>>617351

It also can't take off in any region within 25 nautical miles of lightning, and its radar has to be rebooted every 4 hours.

At this point Pilots should be glad they can't fire the onboard cannon.


d68f87  No.617360

>>617356

>can't use missiles at high speed

>can't deploy countermeasures at high speed

>program discovered 91 different way the plane can kill/maim you

>can't fly or take off within 25 miles of lightning

>can't FUCKING TAXI within 25 miles of lightning

>91 ways to die in the plane updated to 337


7b5d65  No.617362

>>617023

>How do you even turn on the external lights?

you fool you want to blow us all up?

why the fuck is that thing so big? shouldnt it using one liquid for everything decresee overall weight?


b2c71d  No.617363

>>617356

I…

I genuinely fucking can't even think of a way of fucking up this bad. I mean, I get they were doing it on purpose, but still, this shit is masterful. It's majestic, wonderful, this is a level of fuck up a man should strive for.


3bad56  No.617369

>>617356

>they can't fire the onboard cannon.

They can fire the cannon, the cannon just can't hit anything.


7085fb  No.617371

>>617356

Is this a new record? What was the last aircraft that fucked up this bad?


d549b9  No.617372

>>617371

Hindenburg?


e13736  No.617374

>>617356

>the speed at which the weapons bay doors can be open in flight (550 knots or 1.2 Mach) is less than the maximum aircraft speed allowable (700 knots or 1.6 Mach)

So you can't fly for longer than 10 minutes above 500-600 knots without opening the bay doors, and you can't fly faster than 550 with the doors open.

The upper 20% of the aircraft's speed range can only be reached for less then ten minutes at a time.


c6678e  No.617387

>>617372

Literally a bag of hydrogen painted in thermite with an onboard smoking lounge and still managed to have more hours in operation before catching fire than the F-35. The F-35 is worse than the Hindenburg.


e0a3c8  No.617398

>amermutt incompetence vs chink incompetence

this next world war is going to be interesting


4f4fd0  No.617401

>>617356

>For the F35-A, the airspeed at which countermeasures can be used is also less than the maximum speed allowable

You better be lobbing those missiles from far, far away and praying to god that limitations that are being talked about are just in 5% range, otherwise the return trip will be most exciting all things considered.

Exactly what is the pilot supposed to do if it has the misfortune of being intercepted by some interceptor(s) doing interceptor things? Shoot himself and be done with it?


78e06d  No.617404

>>617401

>Shoot himself and be done with it?

That's why he has the helmet.


b1ff52  No.617405

>>617401

>Exactly what is the pilot supposed to do if it has the misfortune of being intercepted by some interceptor(s) doing interceptor things? Shoot himself and be done with it?

Radio his surrender/defection to the enemy and hope for the best.


d549b9  No.617406

>>617405

>Radio his surrender/defection to the enemy and hope for the best.

>They accept his surrender

>Little do they know, he's flying a 115 million dollar suicide bomber


b1ff52  No.617407

>>617406

>115 million amerishekel suicide bombers

The Israelis better pray to YHWH their Iron Dome can hold out in the next war against a somewhat organized and decently equipped enemy.


b1ff52  No.617416

>>611697

>The pilot safely ejected from the aircraft and is currently being looked at by medical personnel, Capt. Christopher Harrison, a Marine spokesman, said in a command release.

>safely ejected

>currently being looked at by medical personnel

In case anyone had doubts about the truthfulness of >>616639 .


e95bbc  No.617417

>>617404

Ah, so the helmet has an automatic suicide feature? I could see it. Maybe it's so bulbous because it's packed with explosives.


07697c  No.617419

>>617417

The helmet is so heavy (5.1 pounds as of 2015) that anybody below around 130 pounds would be instantly killed if they ejected, and any survivors are almost guaranteed to suffer crippling spinal injuries.


cc94f7  No.617420

File: a9f1e681698c549⋯.png (316.48 KB, 510x640, 51:64, CIA.png)


63d55b  No.617423

File: d4575f0037645c5⋯.png (9.06 KB, 516x63, 172:21, d4575f0037645c59e93b7a58a4….png)

So,how long untill somebody pulls a plug on this shit show?

Just how many broken necks will it take untill somebody says "Hey maybe this combustible ,jet powered guillotine, was not a best idea"?


44ff9d  No.617429

>>617423

"Whoops. We'll just have to patch up that issue. $1 billion and we'll reduce the death rate by 2 whole percent and accidentally increase dismemberment rates by 5%. Hey beggars can't be choosers, amirite? :^)

Seriously, though. Relying on kamikaze tactics is usually the sign your empire is going tits up.


74afa5  No.617434

>>617356

At this point the first paragraph is almost a redeeming value. At least it can shoot while supersonic.


74afa5  No.617440

>>617363

You don't get ordinary everyday fuckups for 2.1 trillion, fam.


c72301  No.617442

>>611710

>>611697

The F35 b is a stupid, trash concept. Everything you might want it for is better done by drones or the A/C. Any country too poor to afford a proper carrier is too weak to need one.


cc94f7  No.617443

File: e3080fe324e256c⋯.jpg (147.19 KB, 808x1024, 101:128, 2a02af23dfb8d7e8c73ca0dbc2….jpg)

>>617016

>hey lets give criminals expensive ass military jets

>what could go wrong?


07697c  No.617445

>>617434

>At least it can shoot while supersonic.

But it can't, because none of our F-35 fleet can actually go supersonic in the first place.


e13c16  No.617449

It used to be the case that the time it takes to train a pilot and the expense of it made him the most valuable part of the aircraft.

I think this plane is so expensive that it officially reverses that. The pilot is now less valuable than a helmet.


c72301  No.617450

>>616475

Or drones. Literally piss away drones because you have more drones than the enemy has high altitude SAM launchers.


f8bff8  No.617455

How do you argue against people defending the F-35 saying

>All of this is program hickups!

>The F-16 isn't as good as the f35!

>it hasn't killed as many people as the V-22!

blah blah blah.


c72301  No.617461

>>616989

Why would you put all that shit IN THE HELMET?! All the helmet needs is display.

I bet its the fucking Bradley again, where Goyslaves get the shit product while Israel got to customize theirs.


74afa5  No.617472

>>617371

>>The F-16 isn't as good as the f35!

It's nearly as good, faster and costs 1/3 of F-35's both purchase and maintenance price.


4cf6e2  No.617494

File: 0e68a4b8434f51d⋯.png (373.62 KB, 606x566, 303:283, ClipboardImage.png)

>>617461

> while Israel got to customize theirs.


d8f500  No.617498

>>617455

>All of this is program hickups!

For a program that's run years longer than it was supposed to, has cost countless billions more than it was supposed to, and has delivered a thoroughly sub-standard product. Shit, it's lost a dog fight to a 57-year old surplus "Stork"-125. No, the F-35 is just shit and this is buyer's remorse by proxy.

>The F-16 isn't as good as the f35!

In nearly every key area that can be used to judge a jet, it's comparable, despite being much cheaper to purchase and maintain. You'd have to be a fucking mongoloid (or mutt) to favor the memejet that spontaneously combusts if it doesn't get bedtime stories in a padded white cell over a tried-and-true product.

>it hasn't killed as many people as the V-22!

That's because the V-22 has been around for nearly three decades and has been sent to numerous battlefields. That said, the V-22 is still a horrid piece of shit that doesn't deserve to exist whatsoever, just like the F-35.


f8bff8  No.617518

>>617494

Cant wait for Hamas to steal one of them.


50491a  No.617556

>>617494

>pic

All the customization in the world can't protect it from 60's Soviet AA though.


3bad56  No.617643

>>617371

F-104

>Deliveries started in January 1962 and before the end of the month, the first of no fewer than 262 German F-104s had crashed.

>In June 1962 four F-104s crashed on the same day.

>116 German pilots died during peacetime between 25 January 1962 and 11 December 1984.

>Grieving widows sued Lockheed from 1969, and by 1975 more than thirty of them had received 3 million DMs each.

>Hence the F-104 became known as Witwenmacher ("The Widowmaker") in West Germany.


e678b0  No.617692

File: edc1f828e22163b⋯.gif (385.18 KB, 1200x787, 1200:787, 1452402297501.gif)

>>616643

>yfw this is why the X-32 was built with a laffin intake

>yfw "monica" knew this would happen


4318f9  No.617694

>>617643

To be fair, wasn't that in large part the result of using the aircraft in exactly the opposite role of what it was meant for?


3bad56  No.617696

>>617694

The moment Lockheeb started giving out $5M (2018) checks to pilot's widows as hush money is the moment people should have stopped defending that plane.


663101  No.617698

>>617494

>WWIII looming in the distance

>Only pissrael can fix their F-35s and make them usable, other countries are forced to use broken pieces of shit they're replacing their planes with

Oh I wonder why they're doing this…


74afa5  No.617700

>>617692

The X-32 got the last laugh.


73d11a  No.617704

File: cbfff349f54616b⋯.jpg (279.33 KB, 965x543, 965:543, Flying Over Seoul.jpg)

>>617698

>you will live to witness a time when 60< year old North Korean Mig-21s are winning the air war and seizing air superiority away from America and South Korea

I don't even know where to put that level of blunder on a scale between Maginot Line and Karánsebes.


74afa5  No.617708

>>617643

Good example but the F-104 could surpass mach 2, broke a couple of records in terms of performance, could at least do the job it was intended to before lockheed tried to shill it as a close support fighter to the Germans and most importantly it was rather cheap.

The most valid points of crticism against it as a point defense interceptor was that its wing loading was so high it almost took it more time and space to take off than from being airborne to 3kms in altitude, making rocket-assisted takeoffs necessary in Cold War scenaria, and it needed a time zone for a 360^ when its primary armament was a gun and sidewinders.


61788b  No.617710

>>617704

>Karánsebes

And there are still many people in my country who want to restore the inbreds monarchy…


74afa5  No.617713

File: 8090e4d754e0b62⋯.jpg (67.79 KB, 660x420, 11:7, strippers.jpg)

>>616534

>>616872

>>616670

I used to shill that if they renamed it A-35 and used it as a stealth-equivalent of Tornado or A-7 for high-subsonic low level penetration runs it would be excellent for its job, but if its weapons bays are getting so hot and shaky at moderate altitudes I can't see that happening anymore.


3bad56  No.617720

>>617704

No we won't.

South Korea and Japan AKA the two countries that desperately need decent air fleet are of the F-35 ride.

They're buying the minimum of them to replace old as fuck F-4s, while they reverse engineer the materials for their domestic not-F-22 (KAI KF-X/Mitsubishi X-2) to replace their F-15s while cranking up their domestic production of not-f16 (KAI T-50/Mitsubishi F-2) to replace F-5/F-1 light fighters.

Both are moving from a 90% US fleet to a 90% domestic fleet.


12939e  No.617721

File: 1c78b0fd7ce9b0f⋯.png (415.64 KB, 564x699, 188:233, ClipboardImage.png)

>>617643

>doesn't mention the ejection seat ejected downward due to the height of the tail


74afa5  No.617723

>>617721

A really retarded decision when taking off was F-104 weakest point.


4f4fd0  No.617748

>>617423

When friendly death rates with that aircraft are running in triple digits I suppose. At this point, it's probably going to take a major incident for F35 program to die. Like a F-35 or two exploding on a aircraft carrier or something similar.

Where the fuck is McCain junior when you need him?


d74c93  No.617751

File: d0c3c8aef568681⋯.png (578.06 KB, 720x546, 120:91, genocyber2.png)

>>616989

All those buzzwords about the bleeding edge vision system yet the only interview I've seen where a pilot talks about says it's worthless, he'd rather tilt the plane slightly and look out the canopy himself than rely on something that's projected on the inside of his helmet. While it's a technically impressive vision system it doesn't replicate the real depth of field, it only projects a flat 2d image.

A lot of military themed science fiction from the late 80's and early 90's assumed that instead of designing next generation fighter jets to land on old aircraft carriers they'd just make the aircraft carriers bigger. Is there an actual reason why aircraft carriers are still so small? Without such stringent weight and size limitations the F-35 project would have been very different.


4318f9  No.617755

>>617748

>Where the fuck is McCain junior when you need him?

Imagine. If McCain had been flying the F-35 he might have just died when he ejected over Vietnam, and spared us all the trouble he caused for decades after. No songbird, no politics. Just a historical footnote whose only point of interest is that he crashed an astronomical amount of money in airplanes, and definitely had nothing to do with the Forrestal fire, trust us, his daddy said so.


3bad56  No.617756

>>617751

>aircraft carriers

>small

They're amongst the biggest ships out there.

Also you need to remember that the french CdG is a CATAOBAR Nuclear propulsed but is about the 2/3 of a Nimitz sized wise and over 50% lighter.

Yet it use full fledged Rafale (M version do lose a hardpoint compared to regulars for arrestor gear).

Also Kitty Hawk-class where smaller and had no issue using F-14… and C-130 could land and take off from them UNASSISTED.

The problem is what the fuck we're doing with current airplanes designs and current carriers designs not making the carriers even bigger…


d8d3d6  No.617759

File: 5232f05b9cd4bf7⋯.png (46.73 KB, 290x265, 58:53, 1491197016580.png)

>>617751

>>617756

>making carriers bigger in the age of anti-ship missiles


76b125  No.617766

>>617756

The US Marine Corps hits so far above its weight when it comes to capability demands, it's ridiculous. The Harrier was a lemon, and instead of somebody putting the foot down, they let the Marines through a tantrum and scream "BUT MUH VTOL!" until it got what it wanted. It's not the only reason the F-35 is so godawful, but it dictated changes in design principle and airframe management that threw fuel on the fire. The next time the Marines scream about VTOL, big daddy Navy needs to slap that peepee, and tell them they have some helicopters in their warehouse they can borrow.


d74c93  No.617768

>>617756

I've actually been on the USS Kitty Hawk when it docked in Hong Kong and there were longer cargo and oil ships nearby. There are 15 cruise ships that are longer than it. There's no reason why their aircraft carriers can't be made gigantic as they're powered by nuclear reactors.

I don't follow the F-35 that much but I was under the impression that the navy required it to have a very short take off and landing distance because of their aircraft carriers. They have their own version yes but there's no doubt that it influenced the overall design of the project as they're a big customer.


63b3c9  No.617773

>>617132

this post was too good for you fucking cowards


7b6bdb  No.617777

>>617773

>wah no updoots for me!

Oh my bad m'fellow redditeur. Let me updank and gild your post for you.


bc1331  No.617780

>>617777

Well, the digits don't lie. Even your fellow leaf thinks your "le ebin zoomer maymay" shitposting is wretched.


3bad56  No.617785

>>617759

>making carriers bigger in the age of anti-ship missiles

It's not like AShM are gonna miss the current ones, if anything making them bigger might grant them a bit more survivability.

But really if full fledged twin-engines like the Rafales (which are pretty small but still) or the F-14s have no problems taking off SMALLER carriers the problem is clearly not the size of the carriers.


2aa27f  No.617788

>>616534

It's an old-ass report though


74afa5  No.617792

>>617788

Same engine and no weight, wing-loading or drag/thrust ratio decrease, so no reason to think it's outdated.


e13c16  No.617815

>>617785

The idea is to build as small as possible, around the size of America class but design it for actual aircraft.


0c7129  No.617834

File: 2c63207e96f1819⋯.jpg (31.97 KB, 400x208, 25:13, 24.jpg)

>>617751

You can't make them any bigger or else they wouldn't be able to get through the Panama and Suez canals.

>>617768

The F-35 needed STOVL because of the marines wasp class amphibious assault ships that have flat decks with no catapults or arresting wires as they were built for helicopters. You can launch and receive just about anything on a carrier as long as its got landing gear strong enough to take the punishment.

>>617049

Another unrelated thing I would dare to say in defense of this fuel cooling system is that jet kerosene is used as a cutting fluid when machining titanium. So if it won't blow up when a hot end mill is cutting through a block of super tough metal with jet fuel literally gushing over it then I think the risk of the plane spontaneously combusting in a sealed tank is a little bit overstated. though having a combat airframe with a cooling circuit that runs through the entire body like the He-100 is generally not a good idea as one hole in it means you need to RTB ASAP before you toast yourself. Hence why the He-100 was never flown in combat despite being a wunderwaffen of an aircraft, absolutely smashing the world airspeed record on its maiden flight.


3bad56  No.617836

>>617815

>around the size of America class

>but design it for actual aircraft.

The CdG deck is only 4 meters longer than an America-class and is lighter.

Rafales are just stupidly well designed.


c6678e  No.617838

>>617834

Why not just make the canals bigger?


63b3c9  No.617840

>>617838

Wikipedia calls it "One of the largest and most difficult engineering projects ever undertaken" more than once. If we can't even build a fighter jet you can play Fortnite on without it spontaneously combusting and breaking the pilot's neck every ten seconds, I don't think it's doable. Not to mention major construction on it would shut down half of global trade for years on end, causing total economic collapse.


c6678e  No.617843

>>617840

I fail to see the problem with this plan. Dream big, strelok.


07697c  No.617848

>>617838

We tried that, nine years and five billion dollars later our carriers are still too wide and too tall.


2aa27f  No.617862

>>617792

Newer reports don't mention the same issues.


4f4fd0  No.617885

>>617834

>You can't make them any bigger

Oh sure you can. Just make two smaller ones and attach them to each other once they've forced their way through some canal, making a one big carrier. Sure you will end up with a small scale civil war happening every time two halves are joined together, and administrators are going to throw a shitfit every time it happens, but surely it's worth it making a thing that is stuck eternally in dry dock undergoing repairs.


74afa5  No.617908

>>617862

Reread my post. There should be some radical changes in the aerodynamics or/and weight distribution for those issues to be solved. If such changes are not mentioned occam's razor dictates previously noted problems remain.


74afa5  No.617911

>>617862

Reread my post. There should be some radical changes in the aerodynamics or/and weight distribution for those issues to be solved. If such changes are not mentioned occam's razor dictates previously noted problems remain.

For all we know wingspan, wing angle, wing area and engine remain the same while weight and most likely also frontal area have slightly increased. These point towards the opposite of the issues being solved.


d74c93  No.617915

File: 236400ebd606f38⋯.png (393.25 KB, 720x546, 120:91, genocyber2-1.png)

>>617834

So I was right but it's was the Marines and not the Navy that are partially responsible for this mess.

>>617885

That's part of the design of the fictional aircraft carrier I posted here >>617751 this front profile view might give a better idea as to how it would separate into 5 different ships to go through narrow canals. It's not a single ship but several independent ships moored together.

The idea behind it in Genocyber was after another disastrous war most of the world got sick of the American Empire and kicked their military bases out of their countries and didn't allow their fleets to dock at their ports. They had no choice but to create several giant naval fleets to project their power.


b1ff52  No.617938

File: dfdec2dcd6712b3⋯.pdf (871.41 KB, 2016f35jsf.pdf)

File: 906535fb813eb1f⋯.png (288.14 KB, 744x833, 744:833, F-35_2016_1.png)

File: 03cd42487387461⋯.png (196.82 KB, 714x900, 119:150, F_35_2016_2.png)

File: 0cea80c9d8da2b5⋯.png (205.76 KB, 727x903, 727:903, F_35_2016_3.png)

File: 447ecf4138f35ff⋯.png (210.14 KB, 732x899, 732:899, F_35_2016_4.png)

>the rudder melts at supersonic speed


07697c  No.618141

>>617938

I'm not even halfway through this shit.


07697c  No.618142

File: 24e725cd3820f91⋯.png (175.49 KB, 901x1165, 901:1165, fuckups 1.png)

File: febfd1599d6f35c⋯.png (180.1 KB, 903x1168, 903:1168, fuckups 2.png)

File: c668916d277bef1⋯.png (175.28 KB, 902x1167, 902:1167, fuckups 3.png)

File: b00beb96d83b069⋯.png (177.87 KB, 905x1167, 905:1167, fuckups 4.png)

File: 757667db9196812⋯.png (184.52 KB, 905x1171, 905:1171, fuckups 5.png)

>>618141

Forgot images.


07697c  No.618143

File: d6ed029ba2fb833⋯.png (189.63 KB, 906x1173, 302:391, fuckups 6.png)

>>618142

And here's another I didn't have room for.


4f4fd0  No.618144

>>617938

>there are so many issues that we are just going to skip them and pretend that they don't exist


07697c  No.618151

>>618142

>>618143

To recap:

>gun software is fixed but not really, gun itself is still mechanically incapable of firing without destroying the airframe

>Sidewinder and AMRAAM software is fucked, and even if it worked the F-35 is unable to go supersonic with external missiles

>flight computer is ten different kinds of fucked

>rudder rips itself from its fitting after 500 hours, elevators melt if you go supersonic

>all models have horrible high-g handling

>fuel lines are dissolved by fuel

>arrestor gear fails after less than 15 landings

>carrier model has such a ridiculously stiff suspension that it's basically uncontrollable on the ground

>flying low causes the plane to rapidly overheat due to a malfunctioning cooling system

>flying high causes the plane to freeze due to a nonfunctional de-icer

>VTOL model's dry weight is currently within around 300 pounds of its maximum vertical landing weight

>270+ serious problems identified, including 72 show-stoppers

And I only got up to page 25 of 62, I can't imagine it gets any better.


a03ab3  No.618152

>>617938

>Part of the weight reduction to the Gen III Lite HMDS involved removing one of the two installed visors (one dark, one clear). As a result, pilots that will need to use both visors during a mission (e.g., during transitions from daytime to nighttime) will have to store the second visor in the cockpit. However, there currently is not enough storage space in the cockpit for the spare visor, so the program is working a solution to address this problem.

This is just so fucking mundane a problem it's hilarious. There's nowhere for the pilot to put his sunglasses.


663101  No.618153

File: 1031b634c6c473f⋯.jpg (54.63 KB, 500x387, 500:387, uC5Gz.jpg)

We need to make a website to list all the issues in this goddamn deathtrap. There's just too much shit to keep track of and it's not even funny anymore.


cc7548  No.618155

File: 05713ec1cbaa041⋯.jpg (209.02 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, god_only_haqua_salute.jpg)

>>618153

Speak for yourself, I'm still having fun.


3bad56  No.618159

>>617862

>Newer reports don't mention the same issues.

Newest report (june 2018) mention that the newer report had downgraded or expunged issues giving no justification nor reporting any fixes purely from arbitrary decisions.

https://my.mixtape.moe/wjotih.pdf


a03ab3  No.618163

File: ebf065ea6b9b579⋯.gif (232.03 KB, 510x662, 255:331, ebf065ea6b9b5798b8689e74dd….gif)

>The program currently has 17 known and acknowledged failures to meet the contract specification requirements, all of which the program is reportedly planning to get relief from the SDD contract due to lack of time and funding.

>LACK OF TIME AND FUNDING


b1ff52  No.618179

File: 99db1ea5c8195f7⋯.png (501.29 KB, 796x789, 796:789, depressed.png)

>>618163

Funny how 26 years of development time isn't enough to break the laws of physics, even with 1.5 trillion shekels at hand.


5507af  No.618185

>>611697

So over the years American taxpayers have already wasted ~$400 000 000 000 on the F-35 program and ~$150 000 000 000 worth of Israeli aid?


7085fb  No.618222

File: 66aef199d194fc7⋯.png (376.37 KB, 579x501, 193:167, funny joke.PNG)

>>617938

>Excessive vertical oscillations during catapult launches make the F-35C operationally unsuitable for carrier operations, according to fleet pilots who conducted training onboard USS George Washington during the latest set of ship trials.


3e32ec  No.618225

>>618163

Meanwhile I just helped someone develop the world's smallest oscillator in approximately 1 month of lab time the other day, and we got it right on like the 11th try.


8d6296  No.618237

>>617938

>the F-35B and F-35C each use a gun pod. Differences in mounting make the gun pods unique to a specific variant, i.e., a gun pod designated for an F-35B cannot be mounted on an F-35C aircraft.

>airborne firing for the F-35B and F-35C has yet to be accomplished

>Vibrations induced by the gun during firing are excessive and caused the 270 volts DC battery to fail. The program began qualification testing of a redesigned battery in 2015, but cracks in the casing discovered after the first series of testing required additional redesigning of the battery. Requalification of a newly designed battery has not yet occurred as of the writing of this report.

>An Air Force F-35A aircraft assigned to Luke AFB, Arizona, experienced a tailpipe fire during engine start while deployed to Mountain Home AFB, Idaho in September 2016, causing significant damage to the aircraft.

>the program has disabled EIPS and is changing the technical orders to require pilots to shut down the aircraft if icing conditions are encountered on the ground.

>Flight testing of structural loads with the AIM-9X air-to-air missile, which will be carried on external pylons outboard of the wing fold in the F-35C, shows exceedances above the wing structural design limit during flight in regions of aircraft buffet (increased angle-of-attack) and during landings. To address these deficiencies, the program is developing a more robust outer wing design

>Overheating of the Electro-Hydraulic Actuator System (EHAS) occurs under normal maneuvering in the F-35C. Pilots are alerted in the cockpit of an overheat condition and must then minimize maneuvering and attempt to cool the EHAS by climbing, if practical, to an altitude with lower temperatures to enhance cooling. Recovery and landing must be completed as soon as possible, terminating the mission.

>>618151 gotta correct you on

<arrestor gear fails after less than 15 landings

>In fact, the hook point has required replacement after only one engagement in some instances; the longest a hook point has lasted to date is five arrestments.

Why is it so shit.


ac5d12  No.618271

>>616997

>Atleast you can recycle the fucking helmet

I know you're being sarcastic, but the F-35 hilarity is recursive here: the helmets cost several hundred thousand dollars each and are custom built for each pilot.


42c07d  No.618275

>>618155

Only because you won't be forced to buy them.


42c07d  No.618277

File: 49f2a78fa0b2db8⋯.jpg (34.5 KB, 413x395, 413:395, drink.jpg)

>>618163

>LACK OF TIME AND FUNDING


d74c93  No.618308

File: eb60233722204a5⋯.webm (13.48 MB, 640x360, 16:9, output.webm)

>>617915

Wait the Marines are part of the Navy so it is their fault.

Also here's the pilot talking about the vision system I mentioned earlier. This vision system is the reason why those helmets are so heavy and cost so much.


c84c63  No.618310

File: 9dfa36dc80a0816⋯.jpg (199.59 KB, 1256x1080, 157:135, Point & Laugh.jpg)

>>618163

>LACK OF TIME AND FUNDING


7ceac2  No.618311

>>618308

Welp this is what happens when a military falls for the virtual reality meme.


e13c16  No.618445

>>617836

I was talking length more than weight, CDG, America, whatever else falls in that category is the future of carriers. The only downside to CDG is air defense and the fact that there aren't five of them.

The reason why America is heavier is because of its unnecessary fuel storage facilities, Americans are paranoid and like to layer all their vehicles in fuel.

This is the perfect aircraft carrier:

Height minimum 40m radar mast, plus AEW aerostat

Displacement <50,000 tonnes

Complement 1000 crew, pilots and marines automation can cut down on total

Aircraft 1 squadron of interceptors, 1 squadron of bombers (or helicopters)

Air defenses 10 long range (400/30km), 20 medium range (40/20km), 200 short range (10/5km) missiles, 4 CIWS platforms

Minimum two carriers in any single task force, minimum five per fleet.

>Rafales are just stupidly well designed.

Rafales are adequately designed, every other naval aircraft is absolute shit. Raise your standards….


e13c16  No.618455

File: 80db019c7b6df0e⋯.jpg (120.13 KB, 1000x799, 1000:799, yf_16_72_1568_and_yf_17_72….jpg)

>>618308

>there is no better fighter for visibility

/coughs/


c72301  No.618467

>>617494

Its life imitating art

DER PANTYGON WHORES


c72301  No.618468

>>617720

Btw, Japan actually has every bit of technology required to produce their own fighters that are superior to the f22 in every way. We actually sourced quite a lot from them during development and production.


c72301  No.618469

>>617766

Its really sad, because drones do everything the VTOL would ever be useful for.

VTOL for a fast mover was always stupid.


c72301  No.618470

>>617834

>The F-35 needed STOVL because of the marines wasp class amphibious assault ships that have flat decks with no catapults or arresting wires as they were built for helicopters. You can launch and receive just about anything on a carrier as long as its got landing gear strong enough to take the punishment

Convert those to drones and helicopters, and split the difference between those and more superhornets.


c72301  No.618471

>>617915

Lol. The world gets mad, America just goes bigger and more powerful.


c72301  No.618474

>>618308

The problem is, is that this sint early cold war. You can take an aircraft designed to be an ASF, and then slightky modify it to drop bombs.

F16 proved that.

You can also design a naval aircraft that is good at everything, like the F18 Superhornet.

Point is, for a fast mover, there isnt much reason to not have the design be an ASF. In fact, one of the earliest public things about the F22, was that it was already capable of dropping JDAMs from its bay.

….so the F35 is designed poorly on purpose.


8d6296  No.618475

File: d4cd79b0334368f⋯.png (88.94 KB, 236x237, 236:237, faeafeageg.PNG)

>>618474

>>618467

>>618468

>>618469

>>618470

>>618471

>6 posts in a row

>replying to a different post with each one instead of all of them at the same time

>reddit spacing


c72301  No.618478

>>618475

>reddit spacing

Git fucked nigger


63b3c9  No.618481

>>618478

shoo boomer shoo


8d6296  No.618485

File: e9fe0a6a4ac1ef9⋯.jpg (338.67 KB, 791x1023, 791:1023, afbvb53.JPG)

More tidbits from >>617938 Bomb Dropping edition

>plane gives pilot multiple conflicting cues on when to drop

>displays do not actually tell pilot coordinates that have been passed to weapon

>pilots thus forced to use other systems to get target coordinates

>targeting system resolution poor enough to making ID'ing targets difficult

>to hit moving targets with GBU-12 Paveways, pilots have to personally estimate how far to lead targets

>data link fails randomly

>mission planning software practically unusable

>>618478

You took what could have been a concise paragraph and stretched it over 9 lines.


4f4fd0  No.618636

>>618485

It must be awfully nice knowing that all of your weapon systems just might go offline randomly and without explanation.


663101  No.618638

>>618237

Isn't the F-35's cannon misaligned anyway?


663101  No.618639

File: 8ac539542226fad⋯.jpg (43.34 KB, 682x384, 341:192, F-35_without_bodywork.jpg)

>>618485

I'm starting to think the F-35 is the biggest application of Sun Tzu in modern warfare we've ever seen.

It's all but confirmed that all that money did not go to the JSF program. No fucking way in hell.


192351  No.618655

File: 0702e2df6ec049c⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 5.69 MB, 450x360, 5:4, Meanwhile at Lockheeb Mar….webm)

>>618639

>It's all but confirmed that all that money did not go to the JSF program. No fucking way in hell.

Of course not the money isn't going to the program…


d549b9  No.618657

>>618185

If you divide it by 300 million it doesn't seem worse than average kickstarter scam (^:


b1ff52  No.618660

>>618657

I wonder how successful an actual kickstarter by the US Military for a new weapons system designed to protect Israel from filthy Iranians would be in CY+3.


430911  No.618661

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>617938

>>618151

>>618237

>OCP is real, and it just made a flying ED-209 / suicide booth

CONCURRENT DEVELOPMENT-TESTING-PRODUCTION


379afe  No.618669

>>618657

Maybe, but I don't have to give money to kickstarter.


e13c16  No.618708

>>618638

A) The cannon itself isn't misaligned, the software just doesn't put the reticule where the bullets go. This is due to BOTH a software glitch and a sensor interface failure that is still unfixed as of spring 2018.

B) The hardware actually has to be aligned after every use. Most other aircraft could go a lifetime without alignment and still see very little drift. There are foreign F-5 which were never aligned and still made good training runs on targets.


e13c16  No.618711

>>618661

>putting real bullets into a video game AI prototype


538c4f  No.618724

File: 36802137e144149⋯.png (45.59 KB, 462x396, 7:6, mr freeze.png)

>>618179

>This plane has been in prototype stage almost as long as I've been alive, get's put into production and still sucks.

All I know about fighter jet design is coke bottles are good and you need BIG control surfaces to turn at supersonic speed.

Probably with just that knowledge I could build a better fighter jet in a week out of old beer cans than this flying train wreck.


8b9870  No.620902

Oh by the way they still want to replace the A-10 with it.

They killed the Thunderhog project this month. No more stormriding A-10.


53916b  No.620921

>>618485

It’s like that they designed it on the purpose so they cannot win the war easily.


9df4e6  No.621780

File: afabbee6117f8bf⋯.jpeg (7.44 KB, 259x194, 259:194, smug davenport.jpeg)

>>611733

>50x F5E Freedom Fighters

what is this Ace Combat: V?

you have money for that kind of high octane fuel?

>not getting 2 of the glorious F-14D Super Tomcat's with full ground support compliment

It's like you wanna lose all of your nuggets to a burst missile launched from the Scinfaxi-class submarine your trying to sink


9df4e6  No.621782

>>617374

>The upper 20% of the aircraft's speed range can only be reached for less then ten minutes at a time.

sounds like a game of warthunder tbh desu


9df4e6  No.621784

File: 43c59665cf6900a⋯.jpeg (10.9 KB, 188x268, 47:67, pentagon wars.jpeg)

>>617348

> No aeronautics' designer can be THAT retarded.

does he feel in charge?


0302df  No.621934

How do I downitall on 8ch? It's downloading 4 copies plus 1 thumbnail instead of just one image.


6640f0  No.623397

>>621780

>It's like you wanna lose all of your nuggets to a burst missile launched from the Scinfaxi-class submarine your trying to sink

How is it my fault those nuggets can't climb in a jet fighter?


9df4e6  No.623418

>>623397

>How is it my fault those nuggets can't climb in a jet fighter?

because it isn't a Grumman F-14D Super Tomcat jet fighter


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a407c6  No.623475


a407c6  No.623479

>>623475

>>623475 (You)

Plane doesn't signal the pilot ejected.

>Yeah but it's so great it's, never gonna happen so why fix it?

Pilots can't read JDAM feedback.

>Who cares, the plane work!

Arrestor gear still don't work.

>Oh come on now they do work sometimes!

Plane can't tell how much fuel it has.

>This is a tiny issue.


969e13  No.623502

>>611697

>Crashed in South Carolina the next day due to a fuel leak, right after taking off

sounds like the pilot and crew chief flubbed the inspection and preflight.


4fc775  No.626879

https://web.archive.org/web/20181120201643/https://amp.businessinsider.com/f-35-elephant-walk-chinas-j-20-or-russias-su-57-cant-come-close-to-2018-11

New shilling article by (((businessinsider)))

>Impressive demonstration

<They flew in formation

>Russian planes are untested because they have only bombed sandniggers

<Unlike the USAF or that jid F-35 lost to (((birdstrike)))

>F-35 pilots have had years of practice

<At choking like retards in a dysfunctional plane

>In total, the US has ordered more than 2,000 F-35s

<I guess it's time to go long in lockheeb

What do you guys think? Has the F-35 finally shown its superiority?


f66d86  No.626887

>>626879

Thanks magyaranon I just got aids from how much raw unadulterated syphilus ridden soy swilling fudge packing cock that article hoovers.

Leave it to retard MSM outlets to construe a demonstration of a large number of planes taking off in sequence to be a show of strength.

How much do you reckon Lockheebs paying these fools.


8ae6af  No.626889

File: cf24f3330c61f03⋯.jpg (29.49 KB, 526x360, 263:180, memri journalism.jpg)

>>626879

>The F-35 wins because it's a real program and a real aircraft that's ready to defend its country. Until China and Russia sort out their engines and actually build the planes, they're not worthy of a mention in the same breath.


687e65  No.626894

>>626887

>Leave it to retard MSM outlets to construe a demonstration of a large number of planes taking off in sequence to be a show of strength.

For the F-35 it is. That's the whole reason to make such photo op.

From what comes out of official reports it's a miracle to have that many available at the same time and none of them exploding while taking off.


3189e1  No.626946

>>621717

external gunpod != internal gun


4318f9  No.626967

>>626879

>Russia called its Su-57 "combat proven" after a few days of dropping bombs on unprotected enemies of President Bashar Assad in Syria

>The combat carried out by the Su-57 could have been done by any number of 1970s-designed, Soviet-built Russian jets stationed in Syria and did not vindicate any of the stealth or fifth-generation claims from Russia.

>While the F-35 awaits software updates, it's already at sea aboard the USS Essex carrying out combat missions in Afghanistan.

Wew. This is some high-quality doublethink.

>jets that don't fly like anything else before them.

The only problem is not that he's wrong, but that his intended meaning and the correct meaning are very different. This statement is quite reasonable if you parse the syntax as "jets that, in contrast to anything else before them, don't fly".


d1733c  No.626985

File: c74e28793d0ff9b⋯.png (518.58 KB, 928x960, 29:30, 1542739717385.png)

>wont show his flag


687e65  No.627008

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>626879

Also no latter than three weeks ago the chinks have (finally) showcased a proper domestic engine on a J-10 testbed so…


8ae6af  No.627009

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>627008

As impressive as the aerobatics are it's pretty fucking obvious that shit is still severely underpowered. Reminds how lockheed tried to present F-35 as "nimble" by making it fall into controlled stalls after multiple failed cobra attempts, only less pathetic since this J-10 actually manages to sustain AoA at past 60 degrees and well past 100 degrees making it an actual, even if tad anemic, super-cobra.


cc3c1d  No.627023

>>663101

>tfw the sky king could out mavuver a f35


a5dca0  No.627069

>>616639

>>616534

>>616485

>>616463

>>616367

>>616053

So is this thing going to be officially designated as the F-35 Deathtrap or what?

How did this thing become such a debacle? How did it get this bad?


c4e6ae  No.627070

>>627069

>How did it get this bad?

Jews.


a5dca0  No.627072

File: f188d5d6053fca6⋯.png (11.71 KB, 728x96, 91:12, how.png)

>>616643

>plane is so retarded that it broke physics


8ae6af  No.627084

>>627072

What did they mean by this?


4fc775  No.627094

File: edab4419419b4e6⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1440x810, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>627084

> In other words, the plane would be vulnerable to lightning strike if it were forced to fly twice in a 12-hour span, unless the fuel tanks were frequently "purged" with "external nitrogen."

It basically means that the aircrafts' fuel tanks aren't grounded, I suppose.


59754c  No.640985

>>618445

>The only downside to CDG is air defense

There are provision for air defenses but they aren't installed on french navy capital ships for a lack of money so they only have the bare minimum. There is room for A-50 VLS cells for sure in the design which would mean 8 Aster-30, 16 Aster-15 and 24 Crotale VT-1 and the CdG has only 2 missile bays installed out of 4 possible.

Same with the CIWS, a version of goalkeeper was developed for it dubbed Satan that use both the 1 avenger 30mm and 4x Mistral missiles but was never installed (amusingly that's the version the chinks have) for 10 existing emplacement (provision for 16 IIRC).

The same is true for the mistral lookup the weapons for the russian (now egyptian) variants and the french ones and realize that the design is made to carry a heavy self defense suite but the french navy always prioritize hulls over systems.


854c85  No.640987

>>627072

>>627094

lel, even nature wants to shoot this abomination of a plane down


e3aedb  No.654300

>>611697

The aircraft belonged to 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing, Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 501, known as the “Warlords.”

OK, I see the problem. You got a TRAINING outfit of virgins calling themselves not "warriors" but war-LORDS.

Every been around a gabble of US military officers recently when they off-duty? You can't tell them from any other group of Fed Govt NPC drones. They all got that kinda faggy bland quality all Civil Service types get.

PS-Israel sold all the F-35 data to China like 5+yrs ago, so even Chinese clones of 2nd rate Russian missiles and radar will have no prob.


8cd731  No.654303

Okay, dumb question because I don't know a ton about anti-radar countermeasures.

What's stopping someone from building or buying a really, really detailed model of an F-35, coating it with similar radar-absorbent materials, then using a conventional radar system to get an idea of its basic radar signature- like I know it has a low radar signature, but surely with enough time and effort you could find a way to filter for that specific set of distortions or whatnot on your return, no?

Like, instead of detecting the plane, you're detecting the pattern its distorted radar signature leaves, allowing you to get at least a rough guess of its location even with radar that normally wouldn't be able to get a lock.


5ac4e6  No.654304

>>654300

>Israel sold all the F-35 data to China like 5+yrs ago

Source?


cdede6  No.654519

File: 3b4db9cf1038208⋯.png (900.78 KB, 1286x1324, 643:662, elbit systems.png)

>>616989

dont forget that some helmets even have built in AI systems, courtesy of (((elbit systems))) pic related from their commercial


cdede6  No.654520

>>654304

Not that specifically, but in 2013 they sold controlled technology to them.

https://www.military.com/defensetech/2013/12/24/report-israel-passes-u-s-military-technology-to-china

China got the F-35 from hacking lockheed and boeing

https://freebeacon.com/national-security/china-hacked-f22-f35-jet-secrets/


e3aedb  No.654523

sounds like it would be vulnerable to EMP blast.


c17315  No.654545

>>654303

It wouldn't cost enough to do that, so there's no way you'd ever get funding for it.


8aa554  No.654614

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>654519

>it talks like a woman

Don't know if I distrust it, or want to fuck it.


cdede6  No.654717

File: 274cba5e20c0d1c⋯.jpg (110.3 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ai cortana.jpg)

>>654614

>Don't know if I distrust it, or want to fuck it.

There is probably a reason it does not have a body, else pilots would probably try the latter (cockpits would be filled with cum)


619e06  No.654910

>>616504

That picture's diselpunk, which is better anyways.

Polite sage for off topic.

><Unlike the USAF or that jid F-35 lost to (((birdstrike)))


2aa27f  No.655045

>>616053

In aviation fuel is used for cooling very often. Also for lubrication.


91f5c4  No.655066

>>655045

No, just no.

Fuel CELLS are used as a thermal dampener/buffer around things that can get hot providing more matter to dissipate heat through conduction (and convection inside the cell), those cells are obviously linked by lines, the difference in temperature create a variation in pressure which makes the hot fuel from the hot cell travel back to the cool main tank that is being actively cooled, typically by air, as to not go boom. It's a relatively simple and foolproof thing that relies on simple physics and mechanical dual use components (with the main fuel pumps checking the pressure and keeping it adjusted).

Fuel is NOT used as a cooling fluid, that's sheer insanity. Cooling fluid on planes that use it is… coolant typically Perfluoropolyether (PFPE) and god only knows what Russians put in theirs (water and anti freeze sounds very Russian, it's less efficient and safe but you can service the plane at any garage).

On the F-35 they use fuel to cool all the hot elements DIRECTLY, which to do safely can ONLY be a nightmare of overdesign in which the lightest problem will either set the plane on fire or the plane will shutdown.

Which exactly are the symptoms that are reported in every incident.


58e02f  No.655075

>>655066

I wonder if the F-35 is so poorly designed from the ground up they couldn't find a way to add separate cooling circuits due to space constraints so they just piped everything to and from the fuel tanks.


91f5c4  No.655084

>>655079

Passive heatsinking with fuel makes sense since you're trying to fit as much fuel in an given airframe as you can, it's not really complicated as you need fuel pumps anyway and typically is well enough to cool down anything needing cooling.

Using high pressure fuel as active coolant on a fighter jet is a completely different thing, and using it to cool things that get really hot like military grade electronics do is at the very least "a considerable technical challenge", if you want to say it politely, and one that must have been done by necessity because of the terrible design constraints of the F-35.


2aa27f  No.655087

>>655066

Here the chief designer of the engine for the Russian SU-57 fighter says that electronics are cooled by kerosene there:

https://youtu.be/JJ7V78zz7c0?t=596


91f5c4  No.655111

>>655087

It wouldn't be the first time that the Russians are c/c US bad ideas.

It also explain why the SU-57 had a bout of spontaneous combustion.


58e02f  No.655113

File: 9a98271fe20708f⋯.jpg (4.45 MB, 2160x3112, 270:389, check_these_byzantinumeral….jpg)

>>655111

>>655066

Checked for truth.


2aa27f  No.655117

>>655111

These engineers don't know shit, should browse /k/ more.


a745ca  No.655157

The FAILURE-35 BITCH


e3aedb  No.659626

Not only was Trump right about the new 737 and "too complex for too small gain", but that same thing applies to the F-35.

If this shit is happening in "no rush" test mission hopping from one lavish USA air base to another, imagine what will start happening if these are pressed into a real situation.

I'll tell you what will happen: They will start losing them but not know quite why, assuming it must be MAYBE enemy action, just figuring "the fight" is little bit tougher that first expected, and just ramp up everything, and lose more and more. Like when we lost a bunch of F-111 over 'Nam due to tech probs with fancy wings.

PS-yeah, Trump is a worthless cuck and sellout, but he still does real good speaking off the cuff without his (((handlers))) as his 737 quip shows. He did try to run an airline made up of IIRC mostly older aircraft that were suited to the "shuttle" role where you need aircraft on standby, so you are going to have always "more planes than you need" so more and cheaper (older) is way to go.


e3aedb  No.659628

File: f8ac01a3c56b814⋯.png (528.7 KB, 745x413, 745:413, 1552937946682.png)

File: cb84c32044cda33⋯.jpg (29.66 KB, 594x395, 594:395, zlWqcmq.jpg)

>>655066

>god only knows what Russians put in theirs (water and anti freeze sounds very Russian, it's less efficient and safe but you can service the plane at any garage).

come on, we know what "water and antifreeze" translates into in Russia.


e3aedb  No.661289

>>654304

>>>654300 (You)

>

>>Israel sold all the F-35 data to China like 5+yrs ago

>

>Source?

>>654300 (You)

https://thediplomat.com/2015/01/new-snowden-documents-reveal-chinese-behind-f-35-hack/

Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman,Hong Lei, during a press conference last week. “We, on the other hand, do have documents that show a certain country has a dishonorable record on cyber security.”

TRANSLATION: WE CHINESE KNOW USA IS CONTROLLED BY ISRAEL AND JEWS, AND THEY STEAL EVERYTHING AND SELL TO ANYONE. BUT WE ALSO KNOW AMERICAN RUNNING DOGS ARE TOO CUCKED TO ADMIT IT AND IF WE TELL THEM TRUTH OPENLY THEY WILL BE BUTT-HURT AND DO STUPID THINGS.


3966e6  No.661293

>>616636

Landing heavy, done properly, will not damage the airframe.

No idea on STOVL though, but you would think they would put fuckhuge shock absorbers on the gear.


8e610c  No.661306

File: a6165266f0d1b87⋯.jpg (60.25 KB, 768x511, 768:511, 1967_boeing_727-100.jpg)

File: 5577b2454993c73⋯.jpg (49.96 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault (3).jpg)

File: 01e1b2a087618f5⋯.jpg (63.54 KB, 1280x436, 320:109, 727_hero_crop_1280x436.jpg)

File: 871d7650d6d3b82⋯.jpg (16.97 KB, 550x235, 110:47, ext1.jpg)

>>659626

Semi-related. Is the B727 the most unappreciated aircraft of all time?

For me it was solidly in my top 5 favorite airliners and competing for #1 (against THE jumbo and the 707) in terms of aesthetics.


277c1f  No.661311

>>611748

This one fucking plane is such a piece of shit that it seems to formulate it’s own gravitational pull of autism. Everything and everyone that touches it turns to shit.

When your plane is such a piece of shit that a 30 year old plane from the cold war can outfly it and costs half as much, you know you fucked up.

The only reason this steaming pile of shit is made and bought is because lockheed martin are fucking kikes who lobby endless amounts of money into forcing nations to build their entire forces around the use of this one fucking plane.


cb41a6  No.661312

The age demanded that we sing

And cut away our tongue.

The age demanded that we flow

And hammered in the bung.

The age demanded that we dance

And jammed us into iron pants.

And in the end the age was handed

The sort of shit that it demanded.


a1d9f8  No.661398

File: b07107229aaa46a⋯.jpg (85.39 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, 635793765769731701-c-130-2.JPG)

>>661306

>B727 the most unappreciated aircraft of all time?

Got you covered.


a1d9f8  No.661399

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>654614

>talks like a nasally woman

The US really is a subsidiary of israel.


20ace6  No.661400

File: ec6224d87235384⋯.jpg (64.16 KB, 640x644, 160:161, 23.jpg)

>>661399

>ywn bomb turkish civilians, sink the turkish navy and blow their pilots out of the blue Hellenic sky, all while a qt nip is congratulating you for every kill


a1d9f8  No.661401

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

35e280  No.661427

>>618308

>so what do you do if a jet gets behind you?

<git gud :DDDD


a1b0d1  No.669714

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>616340

>>616340

Don't be so sure.

>Never tire

>Never slacken

>Never lose faith


a1b0d1  No.669715

File: 0098823f5fa4952⋯.jpg (180.08 KB, 1200x960, 5:4, ISIS Air Force details.jpg)


a1b0d1  No.669728

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>617938

>>617404

>>617417

>>617419

>That's why he has a helmet

So the bullet can ricochet off, allowing the aircraft to torment him further?

>Why are we still here?

>Just to suffer?

>My sides

>>617938

I can't even handle this anymore. It's so terrible it's hilarious. Embrace the clown world.


b05253  No.669730

File: 40049e3bfa99ccd⋯.webm (2.42 MB, 512x384, 4:3, Clinton_and_Yeltsin.webm)

>>617938

>>618485

>>618142

>thats what the burgers want us to buy

Should I laugh or cry?




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