/k/ - Weapons

>>595779

>>make it an offence to 'possess a corrosive substance in public'

Response to niggers shitskins asians being too dumb to acquire banned knoifs and resorting throwing battery acid in people's faces?

>>595779

>make it an offence to 'possess a corrosive substance in public'

YOU GOTTA LICENSE FOR THAT STOMACH ACID MATE?

>>595784

>you get diversity stabbed

>stomach acid spills along with your intestines

>you get arrested for unlicensed corrosive substance in public

Such is life on airstrip one

>make it an offence to 'possess a corrosive substance in public'

<you can go to jail for driving a car

>make it an offence to 'sell certain corrosive substances to under 18s'

<underage bongs can't buy vinegar, lemons or cleaning products

>expanding the law to potentially cover anything that can accelerate another object

<people are firearms now

<the wind is a firearm

<the planet is a firearm

>>595788

OI M8 YOU GOTTA LOICENSE FOR YA BODY??

Gee I'm sure all the niggers in London will just put down their bottles of acid, knives and pistols and stop killing each other thanks to these laws.

I fucking hate the cities and everyone that lives in them.

When are they going to realize that a man can throw a rock hard enough to kill someone? Will they regulate arms or will they regulate rocks?

>>595795

>When are they going to realize that a man can throw a rock hard enough to kill someone?

As soon as they've banned everything more advanced than this 'geological weapon system' technology that appears to have been developed specifically to circumvent the current regulations.

>>595779

>live in the Caliphate of Britistan

>crapper clogged, plunger doesn't help

>go buy some acid to unclog that shit

>OI M8, YOU GOT AN ACID LOICENSE FOR THAT?

>n-n-no officer

>get thrown in jail

>get raped to death by pakis in jail

>crapper remains clogged

>>595797

Fortunately the New British don't know how to poo in the loo anyway, so they won't notice. That kind of situation will only affect the Racist British.

>>595801

We oddly don't have a much of a street defecation problem due to the Indians that immigrated here generally being the high caste ones.

>>595779

Jesus Christ, Any Dumbshit who hates self-defense and having a law to allow someone to not defend themselves should be killed

Send help.

>>595808

are there any groups atleast pro-gun in the UK? Join/inform said group about it if possible. Spread the word to people about the anti-fun laws and make sure to tell people about how being defenseless is fucking stupid and having this type of law should be shot

>>595816

*Shut down

>>595816

>are there any groups atleast pro-gun in the UK?

None of them are remotely popular.

>that's why you should join!

Even if all of them were combined into one group they still wouldn't have enough popularity to get into parliament .

>>595819

what about Nigel or any politician Assuming there are with common sensedoesn't support being defenseless?

>>595820

I don't think Nige is pro-gun, he's just anti-EU.

>>595822

damn, is there anyone who has influence pro-gun?

>>595816

There are progun groups, and they are fighting this … sort of. They aren't opposing this on the ideological level though. Their argument isn't anything to do with self defence or the right of the citizen to own firearms, they're attacking it on the grounds of its impracticality and that it would affect sporting/target shooting. I'm not aware of any organisation or movement that is proposing even relaxing the current laws.

>>595820

Farage did make an offhand comment that he saw no reason to ban a citizen from owning a revolver so long as it wasn't carried in public. He was attacked from every angle and by every group who seemed to think he was in favour of non-stop gun battles in the streets and high noon duels to settle legal disagreements. I'm not sure if he retracted or apologised for the statement (not even a hypothetical policy proposal) or not, but I don't recall him saying anything after that on the subject of firearms or self defence.

Britloks are basically complete freaks in RL. Some people may be more or less opposed but I know I've lost friends from trying to correct some of their claims made about firearms when they came up in the news.

>>595826

Welcome to UK law.

If there's a problem; try to regulate it.

If it fails; do nothing.

>device

>beyblades are gong to be illegal in bongistan

dont let it rip

>>595779

>>595779

Because of this thread, I am going to make the American colonies in EU4, and have them take by force the UK. Its the only way to insure this never happens in this alternative reality.

>>595811

I am honestly going to move to Pakistan at this rate. Less Pakis there anyway than Birmingham these days.

>>595801

There is but they are so far separted from the rest of society they may as well not exist. UK is too urban focused.

>>595837

Trump still has a few years left to run, he's enough of a madman to invade the UK and annex the country. Fuck. We've reached the point where hoping for another country to invade and occupy us is the patriotic position. Just fucking kill me.

How many brave men died in those two world wars? And for what? These are not only strange, but increasingly evil times.

>>595779

Well that means that they can arrest and charge absolutely anyone they want, as long as that person is operating a motorized vehicle that is using a combustion engine. There's acid in vehicle batteries.

Oh. Wait wait wait. Water is corrosive to metal. And they never specified at what rate the corrosion must happen.

A proposal to make it illegal for person to carry water in public. What I have done wrong to have ended up in this timeline?

>>595823

They're a (((democracy))), of course not.

>>595844

Get rid of nukes, then someone can liberate you )))

>>595859

>implying we'd even be brave enough to use the nukes

>>595859

>Get rid of nukes

Behold, British nuclear policy in one sketch.

>>595858

>Water is corrosive to metal. And they never specified at what rate the corrosion must happen.

Read the law. It specifies that the substance must be corrosive to human skin.

>>595865

That video makes an extremely good point.

The scenario in which we'd actually use a nuclear weapon would never happen, governments have learned from the first two World Wars and know not to rush head first into such reckless actions.

>>595879

We waste so much money, it hurts.

>>595886

>How fucked are the British overseas territories by comparison?

>Does anyone even care about them these days?

If NORN IRON counts, they're doing fine. They're actually less cucked than we are though leeches they may be.

>>595887

Why does it look so smug

>>595890

Probably the only place where it won't get fucked by Ahmed.

>>595890

Because he's probably fathers like 40% of the Manx Sheep population of the world.

>>595890

It doesn't need a skin or stomach loicense.

>>595779

>Get pulled over

<Oi mate, we need to inspect you, I suspect you have a corresive substance in public.

>Office pops the hood

<Oi mate, we found this lead-acid battery. I'm gonna have to take you in.

>>595904

You joke about that but there's regulation in the UK that if a car produces any smoke from the exhaust it fails it's MOT meaning you are not allowed to drive and can be fined.

>>595905

Just remember we have a long way to go till we reach the bottom of the hill.

>>595779

>ban firearms with over 13.6kJ of muzzle energy

That's 3 times more energy than 30-06 or buckshot. But it's a bit less than .50BMG, which they explicitly ban.

Much more important part is ban of any sort of automatic weapons, only manual action will be allowed. Expect semi-auto guns redesigned to simply not have the gas mechanism and recoil spring, so it's a bolt-action with autolocking.

>>595910

Well technically they only banned propellant gas system automatics, they didn't ban auxiliary CO2 gas automatics, or electric automatics.

>>595910

There are still some mechanisms that don't fall under their definition.

Pretty sure blow-forward is safe, for example. For the handful of guns that use it.

>>595910

>our laws are retarded

Shocking.

While the news is terrible I still can't help but chuckle at the idea of bong cops putting bump stocks on bolt action rifles or over under shotguns and attempting to convince reasonable people not politicians of course that these make it more dangerous. Good luck to you bongers, follow the example of British hero Philip Luty before they ban tools.

>>595910

>But it's a bit less than .50BMG, which they explicitly ban.

iirc there's only like 40 .50's in private ownership in the UK, god knows why they chose to ban it, are they scared people will start shooting up army convoys or something.?

>>595927

> god knows why they chose to ban it

Don't you know? Corner store owners live in constant fear of a customer pulling out a 30-pound anti-materiel rifle he had tucked into his waistband.

>>595779

I'm sorry, but British people deserve this.

Your cynicism and moronic sense of arrogance for being modernist fucks caused this.

I can't put it in many words since I'm ESl but just go to Reddit or any YouTube comment chain and you will feel the same.

I just feel despair at seeing Europe being fucked.

Brazil is nearly South Africa levels and the white areas are being flooded with niggers and mutts.

Seems I'm fucked, there's no salvation.

Can't even do a last stand since guns are banned.

Maybe I'll use paladin press books to cause some /k/ memes to pop out.

>>595932

What most people know of Britain is actually just London.

The Scots don't deserve this, the Cornish don't deserve this, the Welsh don't deserve this. This is only something Londoners will like but they have such a huge pull over the country that whatever they want happens.

>>595939

>the Cornish don't deserve this

Fuck you, Aphex Twin deserves even worse than this for going on a 13-year hiatus.

>>595939

I would say the Scots do since most of these laws are just SNP stuff our government took.

I would also like to say that the South West does not deserve this either, we not only have the largest amount of guns in the country but also the largest amount of far right extremists, most of the right wing groups in the UK recruit from here.

>>595885

If life in the Islamic State means free funs for everyone, the future of Europe could be worse.

>>595943

People supported SNP without really knowing what they were about.

They down played their policies for ages and pushed for Scottish independence, conveniently never mentioning them being a socialist party in most of their campaigning. Only when they got into power did they start being less obtuse and they've lost support since.

>>595946

>People supported SNP without really knowing what they were about.

Same can be said for everyone major party, I just hate how those fucks get some much say in our parliament.

>>595947

>Same can be said for everyone major party

It's especially true for SNP, though. I've seen people think they were a far-right nationalist party.

It's disgusting behaviour, they knew Scotland has a large nationalist voting base and they capitalised on it then completely pulled the rug right out from under them after they got put in.

>>595948

He didn't release anything from 2001 to 2014, he deserves pain for that.

The shitty side projects under different names don't count.

>>595949

>I've seen people think they were a far-right nationalist party.

I think those are mostly Americans, same ones that think the IRA was some based pro-white far right paramilitary.

>>595951

Americans, my god. They even think the IRA is liked in Ireland despite them causing decades of terrorism even after they lost public support.

But no, I've met Scotsmen who thought that about SNP. Their campaigning worked wonders.

>>595950

>he didn't release anything from 2001-2014

>except for all those things he released but they don't count because they weren't albums

German autism strikes again.

>>595954

>>595951

How are the Ulster Nationalists received in the UK? Down here people seem indifferent towards the Ulster Nationalists, unlike the IRA which are disliked due to terrorist attacks.

>>595967

Indifferent as well. We don't think about Northern Ireland a lot because of them being across the North Channel, I actually forget they're even apart of the UK at times.

I know that ever since the Troubles ended both sides have calmed down a lot, I don't know if they still hate each other but at least they aren't bombing pubs anymore.

>>595927

In the evidence provided by the police they admit that there's 291 fiddy cals in private hands in the UK. They then go on to hurriedly remind the MPs that figure only covers licensed weapons in public hands and that there are probably more .50's in the hands of firearms shops that they don't have figures for. As for what this's meant to achieve it's basically along the lines of

>FIFTY CAL A SCARY!

>BUMP STOCK A SCARY!

>WE H8 MARS GUNS!

>Yes, we understand that legal gun owners are specifically not criminals - but what if someone breaks into their home and steals their firearms?!

>>595969

>I know that ever since the Troubles ended both sides have calmed down a lot, I don't know if they still hate each other but at least they aren't bombing pubs anymore.

The IRA went on from bombing pubs to selling drugs and robbing banks.

>>595980

>The IRA went on from bombing pubs to selling drugs and robbing banks.

It's been proven via American beta testing to work much more efficiently in terms of demoralization, see: SLA

>>595943

Try the West coast or Borders of Scotland. They could at times be twinned with Texas since there are more Tanks than Tractors there.

>>595989

>warmly waiting for cars to be illegal

They pretty much are in all but name in some cities since you get;

>Ridiculous parking charges

>Double Yellow Lines everywhere so nowhere to park

>Congestion charging

>Insurance where it would be cheaper to buy a new car if anything happened to it

On top of this they've effectively banned diesel engines due to recent ultra tight regulations since nobody wants a car that will potentially be very expensive to maintain or cause you fines if anything on it has been tampered.

>>596030

Fucking hell, the Urdu script didn't show up at all for me. I guess the site doesn't support it.

>>596030

>>596031

>>596033

t. Li Wong

>>595859

>Get rid of nukes

America sold us Trident. They probably have the self-destruct switch

>>595779

>>changing the language in the Firearms Act (1968) from 'weapons' to 'devices' expanding the law to potentially cover anything that can accelerate another object.

Oi! You got a loicence for that rubber band guvna?

>>596041

>expanding the law to potentially cover anything that can accelerate another object

<OI! YOU'VE GOT A LOICENCE FO' THAT MASSIVE OBJECT YOU'RE CARRYING?

<OI! YOU 'AVE A LOICENCE FOR THAT EARTH YOU WALKING ON M8?

<'OLD IT GOVNAH ! YO 'AVE A LOICENCE FOR THAT ASSAULT LEG YOU'RE PLAYING FOOTBALL WIF?

>>596044

Wasn't there a case in Sweden where a bodybuilder was arrested because the police thought he must've been on drugs? Seems like getting arrested for your lethal body is the future of Europe.

>>596046

Yeah, I vaguely remember it, too. He wasn't event that /fit/, just average-gym-going-type /fit/. IIRC, they did a bunch of drug tests on him and released him.

>>596047

I wonder when they'll start smacking down on people for having exercise equipment and superfoods. If they're banning batteries and office stationery, it can't be that far off.

>OI! YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT JUICER?

>WHATS ALL THIS DEN? 1 KILO DUMBBELLS?! YOU COULD HURT SOMEONE WIF DAT GRANNY!

>LOOKIE 'ERE… KALE PATCHES N GOJI BERRIES, CLEAR AS DAY!

>>596052

It's basically criminalizing everybody, so the junta can remove whoever they want, when they want, since everyone is a 'criminal' already.

>>596050

>>596045

Alright, ALRIGHT! You can un-hide that flag now, we won't bash you now unless you're sweden.

>>596052

>OI YOU SLIMEY BUGGAH! I SAW YOU SELLING ORANGE JUICE TO THAT KID!

>Well, laddie, you're a bit too young to have arms. We'll have to amputate them! No worries now! We'll sew them back on once you're grown up if you manage to get a licence for them, that is.

>>596055

technically, if you have piss in your bladder (uric acid) while in public you can be arrested for it.

>>596057

Or basically any organic acid!

>OI! YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT ANT FARM? PRODUCING FORMIC ACID WITHOUT A LOICENCE, EH?

>OI BETTER NOT EXCEECISE TOO 'ARD THERE M8! WE DON'T WANT TOO MUCH LACTIC ACID IN THAT NOICE BODY THERE NOW, DO WE?

<I'm sorry officer, I-I didn't mean to sell the cola to that kid! He said it was for his dad!

>NOW THERE YOUNG MISS! WHAT'S WITH ALL THOSE AMINO ACIDS YOU'RE CARRYING AROUND ALL OVER YOUR BODY?

<I'm sorry sir, but as your doctor it is my duty to warn you your acidosis is pushing the legal boundries. You better contact an attorney. We have to call in the police.

>>596057

>>596060

You could technically be arrested for having bad breath or even coughing.

>>596063

Remember reading somewhere that inside the vagina is somewhat acidic.

>The court sentences the defendant to five years of imprisonment plus a 50,000 Pound fine for transmitting acidic substances to the body of the 16 year old Mr. Muhaamed abdul Omar during their involuntary personal intimacy.

>>596061

Come to think of it, wasn't there a ban on selling eggs around halloween time?

>>596065

Makes sense, doesn't it? Gotta first fuck up the protein market if you're gonna ban assault legs and arms.

>>596064

>>596065

iirc it wasn't actually government enforced, just a bunch of shops banded together and agreed to stop selling stuff and got the police on board.

>>596070

I've had a few stores ask for ID for matches and lighters

>>596115

>stores ask for ID for matches and lighters

Buy them from large grocery store with a big shopping trip, choose a slow checkout (they won't be as eagle eyed and sharp). Put the items in about 33% of the way where they are getting up to speed, after they put the item through ask them a question about an item still going / about to go through.

They'll forget about asking for ID.

Hacking humans #101

>>596128

>How in the fuck does Britain even continue to function as a nationstate under those conditions?

Think of it as a 90 year-old lady on life support. Sooner or later her own body will give up on living internally despite all medical efforts to keep her living as an organism. She's no loger capable of living on her own. In a few years, she'll no longer be able to even think. Then the moment comes when the slowly-rotting, living-corpse willeither suddenly give up and die, or someone decides to disconnect the machines. Either way, you'll still see her corpse change even after she's dead, one day turning pale, the other, green. Bloating one day, and then thinning ro rhe bone the next. Other organisms will still continue to live off of, or in her corpse, but the old lady herself is dead.

>>595984

Having a body or functioning limbs is offensive to disabled trans persons of color.

>>596143

>disabled

You need to up you faux-SJW game. "Disabled" is huge wrongspeak, since it makes them sound less capable; the proper term is 'differently-abled".

>>596155

>'differently-abled'

Remember when that was considered parody and not a deadpan regurgitation of party doctrine?

Thank you for reminding us how we're all living Poe's Law.

>>596316

>Start war

>Lose war

>Cry about on an imageboard

Fuck off back to South Africa you whiny boxhead cunt.

>>596128

>>surveillance cameras all across londonistan are outfitted with mandatory brain scanners

Slowpokes.

https://gizmodo.com/companies-in-china-are-using-brain-sensors-to-monitor-e-1825651539

>>596391

I'd rather bare with Chinese Socialist Values™ than progressive ing-soc doublethink on the british Isles.

>>596393

At least the Chinks are allowed/expected/forced to be patriotic.

>>595879

>fuck the french and Germans we are taking them with us" policy

Hasn’t your policy always been to drag everyone else down with you while you kill yourself?

>>596408

Can't think of a single time that's happened.

>>596503

>WWI & II

>>596549

Nope, they didn't start WW1.

>>596549

One could argue that Germany's lack of caution in supporting A-H was a critical link that let it go from a normal war to a Europe-wide slaughterhouse, but to actually put the blame on them is pushing it too far.

Of course they're to blame for WWI. They admitted it themselves, after all, with a little encouragement.

>>596546

We were one of the last people to declare war in the first and in the second we bloody well told Hitler to not invade Poland. unless you mean dragging you into the war, then we had the right to since we owned your country

>>596550

Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf was the biggest pusher for a war with Serbia, and he was as German as you can get.

>>596557

If the Austrohungarians had listened to Germany and invaded Serbia (using the 'halt in Belgrade') plan then there is a decent chance it could have been kept as just another squabble in the Balkans. History has had enough of those that it probably wouldn't even be taught in a lot of university History courses. German blame starts when they decided to invade France - granted they didn't have much choice there due to the terms of the Franco-Russian Alliance encircling Germany (and the fact that Russia was not going to be happy about Germanic intervention in the area they saw as their sphere of influence) but that's what turned it into a world war - well and Alfred von Schlieffen taking them through Belgium, activating our treaty with the Swamp French and suddenly it's a world war.

The people to blame for WW1 are

>The Austro-Hungarians for fucking around between various plans and screwing up the only option that could have avoided all out war.

>The Germans, for letting the Austrohungarians fuck about like that (as Austro-Hungary was very much the junior partner in that arrangement)

>Gavrilo Princips for being a shit

World War 2 is a lot simpler.

>"Hitler, we've turned a blind eye to your rearmament because we're happy to have a well armed non-communist state between us and the Soviets, but don't let that go to your head"

>"No, Hitler, we mean it. Stop annexing people. We know that last lot welcomed you with parades in the streets, but that was mostly because they hate Stalin more than you. Seriously dude, enough".

>"Look, Hitler, mate, we're trying to work with you here; but if you don't stop invading places that's not going to work. We had a war a few years ago and nobody enjoyed it but if you keep this shit up it's going to happen again".

>"DUDE - WE FUCKING TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS! DON'T GIVE ME THAT 'PERFIDIOUS ALBION' SHIT! WE TOLD YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN THAT IF YOU KEPT THIS SHIT UP WE'D BE AT WAR! THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT! RETARD!"

I know this is 8chan and we're going to get a lot of people very unhappy that someone doesn't love their darling Hitlerfu, but the man was a complete fucking idiot.

>>596625

>Hitler do this

>Hitler don't do that

>Hitler don't use your national wealth to benefit your own people

>Hitler, don;t repatriate the territories we took from you at Versailles

>WAHHHHHH Hitler's a big meanie and a dictator

>>596623

And they still didn't start WW1, nice try.

>>596633

>the people who started the war by invading Serbia didn't start the war

>>596635

Serbia did by killing the Archduke.

>>596636

That wasn't the reason for the invasion, it was because Serbia wouldn't accept every demand the Austrians made on the utterly bullshit ultimatum they gave.

>>596050

>>596045

What is that font please?

>>596324

Ahhh yes of course those boers were the aggressors in the war when you invaded their country

>>596650

>yank knows nothing of the history of the area or the wars

wow what a surprise

>>596650

In every war the Anglo has been in, he has never started one. He is innocent as a babe, but lethal as a lion. The world sees only weakness at the outset, but in the end, the Anglo always wins. This is why the entire world, jealous of his magnanimity, grace and good breeding, have turned against him, time and again. Under hushed breath, they talk of the 'perfidious anglo', the 'eternal anglo', and even compare him to Jews. Know this, your ancestors from the home isles were no Jews! When they say they didn't start a war, you can rest easy knowing they didn't, because they wouldn't!

>>596659

Meanwhile the Germans start them all and whine about it afterwards once they lose.

What was the last time a nation called Germany actually won a war? The Boxers, when they and everyone else in Europe set aside their differences for a while to collectively kick the shit out of some chinks?

>>596662

War, Franco-Prussian war.

Intervention, Kosovo.

>>596636

>Serbia did by killing the Archduke

The assassination of the Archduke was just a handy Casus Belli. The Germans and Austrohungarians had been wanting to crush Serbia for a while. The Austrohungarians wanted it to shore up their crumbling Empire, and the Germans wanted to curtail the expansion of Russian interests and influence in the region.

>>596641

>It's like he was put there to ruin Germany

It couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people.

>>596650

The Boers didn't have a country, they were living on British territory in South Africa under British law and rule.

>>596659

>This, but without the irony.

>>596662

Everyone can agree that kicking the shit out of a random bunch of chinks is a good thing, and well worth putting whatever else you had on the go to one side for a while.

>>596651

>boers have a country

>english annex country

>this is the boers fault

The historical lies you tell yourselves mean little to me.

>>596664

>>596665

What the brits did to the boers and Rhodesia and South Africa were inexcusable.

>>596664

>>596625

Can you say all that in public, my perfidious friend, or will that revoke your speaking loicence for assault-patriotism against the multicultural order?

Funny, though! Your last act of perfidy was against yourselves! You even betrayed yourselves! You betrayed Britain! Truly the phrase 'Perfidious Albion' has never rung so true before.

>>596662

>Meanwhile the Germans start them all and whine about it afterwards once they lose.

The biggest irony is that the greatest military theorist of German origin said himself that if you get invaded it's your fault for being weak to invite an invader.

>>596670

>Can you say all that in public, my perfidious friend, or will that revoke your speaking loicence for assault-patriotism against the multicultural order?

The current state of the UK is unfortunate, but a temporary hiccough. You can already see things start to change, slower than anyone would like of course, but it's happening. Albion may not be perfidious - but it is eternal.

>>596665

>Boers are the dutch who fled to South Africa when their nation needed them most.

>Following the collapse of the Netherlands their African colonies are taken by the British

>At the point of the Dutch collapse 'their country' ceased to exist.

>TFW the Burger has no idea what he's talking about.

>to grant police power to stop and search anyone they 'reasonably believe to be carrying a corrosive substance in public'

As other anons have pointed out the vagina is slightly acidic (to kill bacteria because a moist, dark hole at body temperature is a perfect place for all sorts of fungi and bacteria to grow). So now new-British police can search any woman’s vagina for corrosive substances, and since a portion of the seminal fluids released during segs are a slight base to neutralize the vagina’s acidity so the sperm doesn’t die. That means the police can neutralize the threat of corrosive substances. This is very progressive because up until now the British government has just been allowing diverse interracial “relationships” to happen now they can be state enforced.

There's just one thing I don't understand: Why would they ban orange juice before The Unislamic Drinks and Beverages Act (2025) which would ban possession, carrying and sale of all alcoholic drinks? What would they drink then? Even water in its natural form and therefore containing oxygen and various dissolved ions is corrosive to varilus metals (not to mention those rampant, assault hydronium ions)! Persumably you'll need a tap water loicence, and every bottle of water will be sold in a sealed, galvanized container and together with a zinc electrode (for which you'll persumably need another loicence).

The Bongs will have to resort to drinking Paki semen and Saudi precum if they wish to survive.

Also I lied! There are actually two things I don't understand; the second being why do I get a Burger flag with my Kraut VPN!

>>596676

Are you sure you have any idea what your talking about? The boer were Dutch colonists who fled the cape after it was annexed by the Brits from the Dutch. They then started 2 republics in unsettled wilderness that were again annexed by the brits. Your pretentious attitude is made better by the fact you have no fucking clue what you are talking about.

>>596705

>it was annexed by the Brits from the Dutch

>They then started 2 republics in unsettled wilderness that were again annexed by the brits

So, to clarify, they were Imperial subjects - living in British territory and thus under British law.

Well I am sure this will amuse everyone but I think it sums up the state of the UK in a nutshell.

Watching BBC news and they were talking about the weather and it being a heatwave which I am sure Ausfags will laugh at.

They interviewed what can only be described as the poster child for cucks and he was demanding that the Government somehow regulate the weather. I shit you not.

I need to get a capture card for my tv and record this shit. Sometimes it needs to be seen to be believed.

>>596743

>I need to get a capture card

Do you need a separate license for that, or is it included in the TV one?

>>596740

>dutch make own sovereign republics

<muh dik dem republix is ours now cracka

Anglo intellect at work, gentlemen.

>>596743

>he was demanding that the Government somehow regulate the weather. I shit you not.

At least he didn't accuse Russia for hacking weather?

>>596743

>Regulate the Fucking Weather

>Brit Government will soon Develop Weather Control Device like in Red Alert 2

They can if they don't devout the funds to Refugees

>>596623

I don't understand why some people take pride in WW2 after time proving Hitler right.

If we showed members of the UK government in the 1930's what it would look like today do you think any of them would be happy? Don't be proud of causing the death of Europe.

>>597017

At least Polish involvement in WWII was to preserve the shape of borders

>>597034

Right, I can’t speak for your eastern boarders at the time but the Posen region was and is rightfully polish, and Poland does have a legitimate claim on pomerelia. Due to the situation I am sure lots of Poles couldn’t have been sure that Germany would settle for only Danzig even if Hitler’s 16 point peace plan was accepted. Especially since Napoleon gave you independence after the third partition and we all know how long that lasted. I still think it was perfectly reasonable for the Poles to want to fight even if I hate he outcome.

>>597038

Poland is a sad country. Bordered by Russia to the East and Germany to the west and historically Austria as well. It sucks to be that one country that everyone wants a piece of considering how the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth was kicking everyone else around earlier in its history. It sucks even more to be surrounded by the same powers that had a military and economical power to actually enforce what it wanted to.

Still did better than the baltic states haha.

>>597060

>Bordered by Russia to the East

If communism wasn’t an economic and general complete failure, and Germany’s government weren’t cucks Königsberg might be German today. In the early 2000’s Russia suggested trading Königsberg for a wavering of debts it owned to Germany. Thought at that time Germany was still paying to get the east back up from commie levels. (Also the German commie government was planing on bulldozing the entire town of Quedlinburg to build commie block buildings. Quedlinburg Is still very much old buildings and absolutely beautiful. It was saved only because reunification occurred a bit before they had planed to destroy it) Sorry for the rant but I’m sure you all hate communism as much as I do

>and historically Austria as well.

The Austrian empire was a mistake.

>IStill did better than the baltic states haha.

Historically or today? If the latter why is bad about the modern Baltics? Besides muh Russia invasion, of course

>>596743

The broadcast's probably on youtube, what day did that air?

>>597064

Historically. The baltics are like georgia, small enough to declare independence but not large enough to keep it (mind you, it is unlikely the poles wouldn't have kicked the soviets asses in the short term)

>>596760

I think I need a license to find out if I have a license for that.

>>596769

>>596798

It was worse when he went on that nobody should work at all if it is a little too hot.

>>597102

The day I made the post at around 1pm though unfortunately I doubt you will be able to find the broadcast on youtube. You need a license for that.

>>597222

They will probably ban binders since they will say you can cut yourself on the plastic. Though the whole thing for applying for a license might be interesting. Like doing the theory test for driving in the UK there's a hazard awareness portion of it that actually punishes you for being on the ball so fags who are actually very capable are awarded zero points for spotting hazards far too early.

>>597237

Unfortunately no. Though that is an example of cancer.

>>597237

No, you see Krautfriend, what they're asking for in vid related is an amendment to the 1984 amendment to Building Code and Regulation act (1977) section 5 subsection 3 prima faciae granting the local authorities permissions to override paragraphs 2, 4, and 5 section 2 of the Building Code Enviromental and Climate Change Regulations (2001) notwithstanding section 3 subsections 5 and 6 of the aforementioned legislation, and goes further on to suggest that granting or denying permissions under the latter paragarph of the former act should de facto fall under the pervue of the latter party.

What >>596743 is asking for is actual, new legislation.

>>597342

>Like doing the theory test for driving in the UK there's a hazard awareness portion of it that actually punishes you for being on the ball so fags who are actually very capable are awarded zero points for spotting hazards far too early.

That’s retarded, how can you get punished for noticing a potential danger before it becomes a danger? “Oi ‘ow dare you notice that car driving over the half line and move over before he even has a chance to hit you?” From what I understand Euro drivers licences American English is so silly why the fuck would you put an s there? are much harder to get than here though, which is probably because your population density is much higher and you have an actual alternative, while I live 15 minutes from the nearest town and the closest city has two train lines and neither goes to the airport. So unless you’re in Toronto or Vancouver you pretty much need a drivers licence to go anywhere here. Is it pricey to get your licence in the UK? In Germany driver’s training is mandatory and I think it costs a few thousand euros and requires you to drive for like 300 hours with the instructor first.

I failed my first licence test because I couldn’t parallel park but he also told me I didn’t check a few intersections that didn’t have signs. My town’s pretty small so I know it well but couldn’t figure out what intersections didn’t have signs so the next week I took it again and just kept my head on a swivel for every intersection or any side road and it seemed to work.

>>597373

A lot of it exists actually to make more money rather than train safer drivers. Only way I passed the theory test when I tried it was when I was completely out of my mind with the flu and cold medicine and counting to 2 before I acknowledged I saw the hazard.

>>597382

That's not too different to how DMV testers will intentionally fail something like 80% of the drivers. DMV driver told me I was "driving too fast" and "not stopping behind the stop signs" so I went and paid $50 to take the test privately, California stopped at each stop sign, and consistently did 5mph above the speed limit- passed with a near-perfect score because I was a cautious/defensive driver though.

>>597446

The best is when they throw something completely unrelated into the written test like mine where it had motorcycle questions for some reason. The fuck I need to know the proper spacing of 2 bikes sharing a lane for I aint gonna snitch on 'em. Granted the instructor gave no shits and had me drive through construction.

>>595943

The SNP have been losing rural support over bullshit like that actually, they're pandering to the weegies now that Labour's ~100 year old monopoly on Glasgow's political life has been broken. With Scotland in general you have to remember that the country is ~96% white and most Scots have never seriously visited England so they don't realise how bad it's gotten and thus vote in a cucked manner. In an ideal world you'd organise mass day trips to Birmingham and London for the Scottish population and things would soon be very different.

>>595954

>But no, I've met Scotsmen who thought that about SNP.

Early on their East Coast candidates were somewhat right wing, it's just that they've been being pushed out by the Glasgow leftist crowd. It helps to view the SNP as a less of a unified party and more a disparate group of ideologies held together by the goal of independence with the leftist side currently dominating (the reasons why are interesting but complicated).

>>595982

>It's been proven via American beta testing to work much more efficiently in terms of demoralization, see: SLA

It would be a great demoralization tactic, assuming they weren't selling drugs in their own country.

Post-1990's IRA are a gang who LARP about a united Ireland, I don't know why they're so liked by American NEETSocs considering they're a bunch of degenerate junkie commies.

>>599668

*representatives

>>595783

>make it an offence to 'possess a corrosive substance in public'

OY M8

U HAVE AH LIOCENCE FO THAT STOMACH

>>599676

Which state is that? I'm amazed it hasn't been fucked over pretty hard if what you're saying is accurate.

>>599751

Ban assault stomachs, nobody needs a high capacity stomach.

>>599764

I got sent home today under police escort for being sick at work. I am lucky I never got sent to prison.

>>597222

>Britain will soon have Cards Against of Humanity Future

>at any given time they play this game by bullshitting to Authorities about how their neighbors have no certain Liscence

>>596743

OI GOD

YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT HEAT, YEA?

>>599752

C-Colorado.

We've been fucked hard by the Democrats and pot smokers, but we still have a few conservative bastions that refuse to give in and which keep the state "purple" by being the centers of economic progress in the state. Part of the reason the laws are the way they are is because of the military presence and police constantly suing the state every time they tell them to enforce a policy since they're lazy cunts.

>>600072

Colorado Anon, How many High Ranking Officials are not Communist and do they have massive amounts of Influence to make sure to keep them in check or kicking them out?

>>600072

I sincerely hope that things that get better for you m8 or at the very least that they don't get any worse. It'd be nice if there was at least one part of the world that wasn't complete shit.

>>600185

Oh god, apologies for the wall of text. I just love my homeland and consider myself a Coloradan before a US citizen since the culture here is so different from that of the Eastern US even though the Chairforce Academy is here, so I get excited when people ask about us.

>>600232

Anything below 0 is literally the definition of freezing you stupid fucking leaf.

>>600238

Ireland is one of god's cruel little jokes. Pay no attention to him son.

>>600239

Thanks dad, they’re everywhere hire east coast. Luckily I’m west and don’t have to deal with them often. I worked with one and he traveled to Africa just to fuck niggers than married one who had Canadian citizenship. Btw is there any hope for our monarchy? I was kinda hoping Prince Harry would stage a coup and take the throne after QE2 dies but then he married a once married mullato.

>>600232

>-20 is pretty normal

>As in it is the average

Chiraq gets as cold if not colder than some areas of Canada. We see -30C and even -40C occasionally it's just not that common. Your summers are UK-tier and your record heats are still colder than what we can get occasionally. My state is on fire for half the damn year usually and the other half it's frozen over or flash flooding.

>>600247

“Pretty normal” doesn’t mean average something can be “pretty normal” while not being the average. It’s pretty normal to get to -15°C to -10°C here in the winter due to chinooks. That doesn’t mean the average winter temperature is only -15 to -10. Besides it was a fucking shitpost if the reaction image, use of only greentext, and flag didn’t clue you in.

>Your summers are UK-tier

Right because the second largest nation in the world has consistent weather and one climate across 5,500 km.

>My state is on fire for half the damn year usually and the other half it's frozen over or flash flooding.

This isn’t a nigger rap battle you don’t have to prove that your home is shitter than mine, as I mentioned before and as should be obvious it was a shitpost. I didn’t think anyone would sperg our because I said that I am acclimatized to colder weather because I live over 1.5 megameters away.

>>600280

I live in the wrong country to hate winter. Always have to wear so many clothes, skin gets a burning rash, ice everywhere so you have to walk like a penguin. Give me 30c+ everyday.

>>600282

>tfw can’t wear my cowboy boots for most of the year because the leather bottoms have absolutely no grip on ice/snow/wet anything

But I like winter anyways, besides the dry skin.

>>600242

>Btw is there any hope for our monarchy?

If Harry was a decent prince, and had the balls to seize the throne from his grandmother (even a soft coup might almost be enough) then there'd be hope. His current wife is worrying, but hardly the first unfortunate choice a dumb young prince made, especially when he thought there was no chance of him becoming monarch. As it stands thought that's a very low probability, particularly following the marriage. The Monarchy will continue its decline, and in a few generations it'll be about as relevant as the Danish monarchy. If you asked yourself 'wait, Denmark has a monarchy?' then don't worry I had to look them up as well

>>600292

I can't see your monarchy doing anything. At the rate its going, are a bunch of pakis and Arabs going to happily have a white royal family?

I don't think Sharia bloody allows it.

>>595792

The shit is everywhere, not just the cities it's small towns just as much.

Watch vid related.

>>600337

excuse the eastern euro flag, it's a proxy.

>>600337

>the blacks wearing gorilla masks

>>600413

Is that Celsius or niggerheit?

Whatcha growing there strelok? I’d guess wheat/barley, but he picture is shit quality and for us at least it’s pretty late to have your wheat that green.

>>600448

>Mohave Valley

i think that's Celsius this time, Leaf.

>>600482

>Arizona

Oh fug thanks Austria, can I get an American citizenship now that I don’t know geography?

>>600493

>now that I don’t know geography?

Could be worse. I thought New England was an actual state until a year or two ago.

>>600503

My sister thought Asia was a country up until a few years ago. She also thought Scandanavia was in the Middle East Guess it’s in leaf blood to shitpost

>>600508

>she thought Scandinavia was in the Middle East

No, but now the Middle East is in Scandinavia :^)

>>600503

>spoiler

I just realised that it wasn't!

>>600587

>1st Pic

Why the fuck would you ban tools for everyday use?Don't tell me you need more Liscense for Cutting Paper, DIY Repairs and so on.

>4th

Is this shit real or some april fools joke

>>600592

>police men

M80!

>>600592

>police men

Wow. Okay. Spain.

>>595980

>but what if someone breaks into their home and steals their firearms?!

Well if the faggot parliament would pass a castle doctrine law you wouldn't need to worry about something as fucking stupid as that but we know all too well they are more concerned about criminals getting hurt trying to rob you than they are about actually stopping crimes.

>>600238

The average IQ around the country is probably close to 100, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was solely Dublin bringing down.

Everything people hate about Ireland is mostly found in Dublin. Even other Irish people hate Dublin. Going abroad to fuck Africans is the most Dublin thing I can think of.

>>600675

He said he was from a small town in the south.

>>600675

Is it really that bad? I thought Dublin was nicer than London.

>>600679

What the fuck, Ireland? I thought you guys had your shit together. What's southside like?

>>600682

Southside is very touristy, so it's obviously nicer than Northside. Urban decay isn't so much of a problem there, gang crime, high cost of living and the high immigration rate are Southside's biggest problems. There's currently a big gang war going on in Dublin, that kind of shite doesn't happen anywhere else in the country.

>>596045

Idiot.

Guess what has highly corrosive highly flammable substance in them?

Batteries yes…

PHONE BATTERIES.

>Oy men, gotta license for that cell?

>>600694

Would you say they're targeting terrorist cells?

(^:

>>600695

Fuck outta here Indonesia

>>600503

Not particularly incriminating.

>>600508

Have encountered this amount of stupidity IRL.

>>600870

Call me gullible but how is this even possible? Did you ask her of her train of thought on the subject, and if not, how were you not curious?

>>600866

it's been hotter, we've actually gotten to something like 102 at midnight before.

>>600186

>consider myself a Coloradan before a US citizen

If only the entire country identified itself with it's state or cultural region.

>>601022

I identify firstly as a Maniot with Mani not even being a formal prefecture and being split between Messenia and Laconia for (((obvious reasons))). Wish I could tell we are less gay than the rest of Greece but that's obviously not the case for at least the last three decades.

>>600895

>Did you ask her of her train of thought on the subject

Several people asked her what the fuck she was thinking, but I don't remember any satisfactory answer.

>>601174

I don’t imagine I’m too far away from average IQ, but it’s honestly frustrating and extremely taxing talking to most people. I can’t imagine what life is like for actually intelligent people.

>>600870

>>601174

Maybe she meant to say "Portugal is a country on the continent of Europe", and she got her words mixed up, the whole class laughed at her and then she felt too awkward to explain it.

>>601192

Had a friend like that in the uni. A literal autist if I've ever seen one. A computer or machine on two feet. Literally considered every single race subhuman, except the Japanese. The only two people he condescended to talk to were me (because we were both irredeemable weebs, and he could, in his crippling autism, call anything I said, or my points of view 'idiotic' with impunity) and another fella (God knows why, perhaps because he didn't insist on talking to people about anything other than music, in which the friend in question had no interest, and therefore no coversation took place between the two of them, total silence being the autist's ideal form of coversation). Dropped out of a rather good uni when getting his MSc because he thought literally everyone of his classmates and professors was an idiot, and the last place to learn about anything related to his narrow scientific interests was a university I myself did the same for the same reasons. The only time he showed any form of human emotion, or his emotionless, tone-less, robot-like monotone assumed anything resembling human emotion was when he was talking about his cats.

>>601181

Imagine the living hell life is for smart people in Africa.

>>601198

Smart people are good with conversation, don't confuse academic talent with being smart. Those hyperautists almost always lack basic common sense.

I knew a guy in high school who was brilliant at maths. He could recite Pi to several hundred places by calculating it his head and got a scholarship at 15.

He was hit by a truck and died after driving on the wrong side of the road for several minutes without realizing it.

>>601225

You'd probably not have enough education to understand the difference. Culture and even language play a very important part in it. IQ hasn't changed much throughout last few hundreds of years, yet how human minds have.

>>601226

This. Knowledge of the limits of knowledge may be as important as that technical knowledge. Arrogance will not help survive or live a happy life, social skills will. Great intellect might help you in learning and recognizing opportunities, but when you understand more you start feeling distant and cannot participate in usual activities with enjoyment you are used to. Like, listening to a boomer arguing a feminist today.

They are banning cars in London now. Thought fags would like to know.

>>601682

They're trying to get diesel cars off the roads here in the coming years, and one retard politician wants no fossil fuel cars on the roads by 2030. Just fuck our shit up, Codreanu fam.

>>595779

>>ban (reclassification to section 5) 'any firearm with more than 13600 joules of muzzle energy'

was their a spate of killings with .577 tyranisour

>>596801

>your terrority

>>600870

when i was i thought al qaeda was a state, as in one of the 50 states,

>>595816

Country sports alliance, BASC, British deer society. They exist the commies in power just ignore them since they're based around the country life and not Jews in London.

>>597505

explain

>>603298

>month old post

In a while I will,

>>596664

>The Boers didn't have a country, they were living on British territory in South Africa under British law and rule.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_African_Republic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_Free_State