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>>591151

But you don't have ships Canada.

And your patrol boat will be renamed after prominent Canadian politicians for example:

HMCS Harjit Sajjan

HMCS Wai Young

HMCS Ujjal Dosanjh

HMCS Herb Dhaliwal

HMCS Ziad Aboultaif

HMCS Wajid Khan

If you're going to have naming conventions at all instead of just naming ships whatever the fuck you feel like, they should describe the ship's function. Some example names would be these:

USS Buoyant Death Trap

USS Waste of Taxpayer Dollars

USS Nigger Boat

USS Gay Pride Parade

USS Tugboat Fodder

USS Admiral Dick Willy's Gang of Seamen

USS Thai Fuck Shack

USS Shoved by Asuka Into the Gullet of a Giant Space Monster

USS Banking Cabal Attack Dog

USS Anime Waifus Smell Terrible and Are Awful and Problematic, You Should Marry a Nice Church Girl Instead and Raise Jamal's Spawn

>>591151

A fair few of those names or at least very similar have already been used, the RN had a big thing for names like that back in the day.

>>591151

>Harvey Milk

Oh this jackass.

>marine saved Gerald Ford from getting shot

>turns out he's a closeted homosexual

>he's the ex-boyfriend of Harvey Milk ex-boyfriend

>Milk outs him saying it's for the good of the community

>marine doesn't get invited to White House

>family disowns him

>drinks himself to death

>USS George Lincoln Rockwell

>>591194

The ship names were one thing Halo got right, an SSB or CV with progressively more ridiculous names like Two For Flinching would be amusing.

>>591155

Like you're one to talk, France.

U-1

U-2

U-3

U-4

U-5

U-6

U-7

U-8

U-9

U-10

U-11

U-12

U-13

U-14

U-15

U-16

U-17

U-18

U-19

U-20

U-21

U-22

U-23

U-24

U-25

U-26

U-27

U-28

U-29

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>>591227

I think UNSC Glasgow Kiss and UNSC Do You Feel Lucky? with the question mark really drew the point home.

There was actually a second cruiser called UNSC Feeling Lucky

>>591151

I think the USN should name their ships after Hollywood celebs. It would be very fitting.

>>591262

RIP Bismarck

Also, poor Graf Zeppelin deserved better than what she got.

>>591292

Bismark deserves the greatest navy of all time to be built in his name. The greatest militarist and statesman to ever grace this gay earth.

First interplanetary carrier group should hold his name tbh.

>>591296

I think we should name them after historical figures, prehistoric animals, and mythological creatures/gods

HDMS Megalodon

HDMS liopleurodon

HDMS Dunkleosteus

>>591290

If by greatest you mean most forgettable 20th century president

>>591454

>wow he only did what he said he was going to do how forgettable of him

You absolute cuckold, that is exactly what makes him great. He knew to leave well enough alone unlike every single scumbag that came after him dragging this country deeper and deeper into shit.

>>591151

I think both.

>USS Liberty

>USS Arizona

>USS Washington

>USS Iowa

>>591151

Give each class of ship a naming category, islands, rivers, mythological monsters/heroes, Admirals, Adjectives starting with a particular letter, even politicians. It feels suitably autistic and immediately identifies a ships role and class as soon as its name is spoken.

>>591458

But then people would fight over what states/cities get the best names, and the ones that won would be the most cancerous.

>USS California

>USS Detroit

>>591487

It has to be something no politician cares about, and it has to be random.

>>591511

>Arleigh Burke

Makes sense for a ship class that loves headbutting everything. You'd expect brain damage.

>http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Space_Marine_Chapters

This looks like a good source of acceptable names. Not all of them, but there are quite a few gems in there and elsewhere in the Warhammer 40k literature.

USS Retributor

USS Death Hawk

USS Astral Fist

USS Burning Blood

USS Doom Eagle

etc.

>>591523

>USS Doom Eagle

It's like you want your shipfu to get bullied for that chuuni as fuck name.

>>591500

>It has to be something no politician cares about, and it has to be random.

For what reason? Wouldn't you want to sail aboard the HMCS Heracles, or HMCS [insert name of slightly less cancerous Leaf politician]?

>>591538

Because then politicians will fight over it for their own prestige, or for whomever pays or blackmails them.

What the fuck is that narrow blonde 20 year old cunt in British media called? The gay socialist one? He'd get a ship named after him because he supports the Labor party, and the moment they got in power the next carrier would be HMS Faggot Hipster (whatever his name is).

>>591454

>If by greatest you mean most forgettable 20th century president

You say that like being forgettable is a bad thing.

>>591548

>12:48:55

>12:48:55

Holy shit nigger your post appeared same moment as mine, it scared the shit from me.