>>583013
>Be markswoman
>Sitting on some hill two klicks away from sand village
>Can't lay down because you have two sensitive pillows on the front of your chest
>Small frame can't handle the recoil of a .50 or whatever, have to completely regain your sight picture every time you fire
>Spend an afternoon dumping rounds at some oblivious muhammad
>Stand up to begin the trek back to camp with your spotter, both of you carrying double the regular weight
>Abu Hajaar and his buddies spot you because you're going half the speed of what a man would and stopping to complain every five seconds
>They start dumping rounds towards you, not aiming and just praying to Allah they hit you
>Scream and piss your pants, become immobile
>Spotter has to carry you back to base
>Get obligatory hugs, kisses and gourmet food in your specially-assigned mud hut that a squad of men were forced to vacate for you, as you can't sleep with them
>Spotter gets dishonorably discharged for touching a woman inappropriately.
>Have to get a huey to transport some tampons into base
>Take a shit meanwhile, in the special woman-only latrine that men dug for you
>Tampons arrive, but then you realize you meant to ask for some extra bras as well
>You throw a fit while crying and no one can do anything about it because it'd be sexist to try and get you off the base
>You get killed the next day because Abu finally found the HE rocket and blasted you while you were changing tampons and pissing out in the open, cus you can't in concealed position