2d4f0c No.576146
>be canuck
>need a license for any center-fire or rim-fire gun that's still relevant today
>can't really use cheap .22 for anything outside of plinking
>can't have fun with a pistol anywhere but the range without special circumstances
>semi-autos are limited to 5 rounds max, so they have to mutilate the SKSs before you can get one
>3 shot max capacity for shotguns
and possibly the worst part: AKs and all AK variants are prohibited
Feels good to be interested in guns while living in the good old true north strong and free
2d4f0c No.576150
>>576146
>3 shot max capacity for shotguns when hunting
ftfy
f694ed No.576167
>>576146
>need a license
A license, moreover, that is only temporary, and if it expires you become a criminal overnight.
1fa09d No.576175
>>576174
We can be miserable together, England.
1fa09d No.576176
>>576175
>I have an American flag
What the fucking hell, I live in Toronto
e2df11 No.576179
>3 shot max capacity for shotguns
That is for waterfoul hunting you twat. Self loading shotguns are bound by Semi-auto regulations. Manual action guns don't have a mag limit, both rifle and shotgun.
2d4f0c No.576180
>>576179
>doesn't know that it's already mentioned
see >>576150
2d4f0c No.576183
>>576174
are brit gun laws as bad as they say?
f485e2 No.576185
>>576183
The police encourage shops here to not sell eggs to people under the age of 16, it's worse than you could ever imagine.
https://www.nottinghamshire.police.uk/sites/default/files/documents/files/egg%20poster.pdf
1fa09d No.576187
>>576185
>look up that poster
>it's real
I am so sorry, England.
2d4f0c No.576189
>>576185
I seriously refuse to believe that this poster is a real and serious thing.
1d9029 No.576190
>>576174
>the feels from that song
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f485e2 No.576191
>>576187
>>576189
Welcome to Hell.
d88c97 No.576193
>>576174
Artist/song name?
522e47 No.576202
>>576174
>you JUST gotta let it go
f144d1 No.576206
>>576188
Are these fucking real?
f694ed No.576211
>>576206
For a long time I thought that Twitter was a parody account, since there are several images like that all from that account.
But I just looked it up and, while I can't say whether those specific tweets are real, the account appears to be legit.
1e1e8a No.576212
>>576206
I was certain it was a parody account but no it's fucking real
1d9029 No.576218
https://twitter.com/HarrowVPC/status/989072746205327361
>Your new british police force
This is the people you'll be facing in the street, bong
1d9029 No.576220
WHAT A WHITE COUNTRY BONG
WHAT A GOOD PLACE TO LIVE BONG
ARENT YOU GLAD YOU FUCKING ELIMINATED THOSE SUBHUMAN BOXHEADS BONG?
ARE YOU HAPPY BONG? ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY BONG? THIS WHAT YOU GET BONG THIS IS VICTORY
1d9029 No.576222
WAS IT WORTH IT BONG
WAS IT WORTH IT BONG TELL ME
TELL ME IF IT WAS WORTH IT BONG ALL THE DEATH DESTRUCTION AND THIS IS YOUR PRIZE WAS IT WORTH IT
ARE YOU SATISFIED BONG THIS IS IT BONG THIS IS YOUR REAPING THIS IS ALL YOUR EFFORT
544cc9 No.576224
>>576197
>1: restart life
>2: $5 Billion
>3: die instantly
>4: stranger in a different colored suit kicks down door 3 leaving you to wonder who on Earth he was and why he hated life so much
1d9029 No.576228
BIN THAT KNIFE
ANSWER ME BONG ANSWER WHAT YOU STAND UP FOR
THIS IS WHAT YOU DEFEND
d410ec No.576229
>>576183
the biggest issue with the laws in britain are not that they're restrictive, despite how much the state fucks you there are still fun things you can own here. the single biggest issue with firearms in the UK is that the laws have fundamentally killed off what little gun culture there was, making said remnant culture impenetrable. Picture the scene, you're a young man from a lesser city who, in addition to all the things you cant into and rules for storage, has to travel many miles (multiple hours for me) to get to a gun range. when you get there you still dont get to have a gun there and have to visit multiple times a month just to participate and join the club, before then applying for a license. finally add onto that the fact that 1/3rd of shooting clubs are private, 1/3rd cater solely to wealthy country toffs and the farmers whose land they hunt on, and the final third dont advertise or try and expand their hobby at all. There is a great myth amongst british firearms enthusiasts that their situation is imposed upon them by the government alone, the truth is that other than the few mythical dixies lands of shooting the hobby is often either geographically or socially inaccessible.
>implying the netherlands wasn't a member of the anti-axis resistance
not even going to give you the (you), toothpaste.
0d410c No.576233
>>576212
It's actually real, people make fun of them for collecting bicycle wheels and sticks and calling it weapons.
0d410c No.576234
>>576228
>cleaning lady
>guy taking a selfie
>man buying hammers
Good job stopping those terrorists.
Oh the pack of niggers raping and cannibalizing 12 year old girls on the street? That's just part and parcel of living in a big city.
d7d7ff No.576236
>>576229
Good point. The forces of disarmament are pretty good at playing the long game. I think a lot of people on our side miss the point of this contest. From the gun controller's perspective even a minor inconvenience is useful if it prevents someone from exercising the right to bear arms. It's a lot easier to convince someone to give up a right they don't personally use.
19eb44 No.576257
>>576229
This faggot is spot on, even in the countryside most clubs have a distinct upper-class feeling to them where you're going to feel out of place going there. Your best bet is to make friends with a farmer and suggest shooting some fucking rabbits for them farmers hate rabbits, they'll usually jump at that offer if they know you well enough or some gamekeepers who will generally take you shooting on the land they manage. Sadly I lost access to these people when I fucked off to (((University))) and two minutes at the university rifle club i.e. drinking club for posh students and no provision if you didn't already have your own license and gun was all I needed to know I wasn't joining.
>There is a great myth amongst british firearms enthusiasts that their situation is imposed upon them by the government alone, the truth is that other than the few mythical dixies lands of shooting the hobby is often either geographically or socially inaccessible.
Pretty much, it's an issue that needs to be tackled from as many angles as is possible. Even things as basic as ensuring everyone you know who isn't a retard is aware of the reality of how firearms work is a good start. Shit though it was the rise of games like CoD and the low quality youtube gun channels that followed it actually did some degree of good here: step one is getting people interested in guns as a curiosity after all.
06b38c No.576263
>>576228
>Being stabbed works, a knife did more to curb crime than a bin.
Save a life, stab a nigger in the chest.
>>576188
>>576233
>>576249
I wish Putin really would "novichok" the UK, Someone must end this pathetic display.
f694ed No.576278
>>576257
>university rifle club
Wow, you guys still have those? My uni shut its gun club down back in the 90s.
19eb44 No.576292
>>576278
They're rare and mostly confined to the older universities, also as I said not exactly welcoming to new members who aren't 'the right sort' but yes they're a thing here and there.
7d2e29 No.576344
>>576343
Actually that ain't even fucking airshit, that's just a toy.
863a8c No.576345
>>576188
I pity and hate the British at the same time, what a backwards Orwellian shithole island.
c0ce81 No.576346
>>576343
Not airshit, it's a toy that makes sparks and noise when you pull the trigger.
The mallet is for cricket.
a05719 No.576364
>>576222
>>576220
>>576228
t. le 77% face
>being this arsemad that I called you a swampnigger in the other thread
Kek
54bfe7 No.576365
>>576343
Do these faggots crawl into sewers or dig through muddy garden beds where someone misplaced an item and it sunk to the bottom by the rain? Everything looks dirty and old like it was lost in a gutter for years and no one was willing to touch it with even a rented dick. The items that aren't caked in pig shit looks like they bullied a school kid for whatever item in his bag thats longer than his dick. But for the most part this is just neighborhood cleanup of old metal objects.
043288 No.576367
>>576365
A lot of it probably comes out of old, forgotten boxes and crevices in someone's basement or attic.
7b2548 No.576387
>>576364
>(1)
So, what do you think about your fellow subjects in this thread complaining about how bad things are?
c0ce81 No.576398
>>576397
>croquet
It's clearly for Krokiet
4c333f No.576506
>>576176
Any city with a Major League Baseball team is automatically annexed by the United States. You just live in a shitty one that doesn't recognize the constitution.
de1824 No.576533
>>576228
I want someone to make a parody of these ads.
Someone is stuck in a flipped, burning car on the side of a country road after a crash. A small crowd has gather and people are panicking because they need to cut the seatbelt of the car to get the person out. However because it's england nobody has anything on them that they could use to cut the seatbelt. One guy comes forward with his small non-locking swiss army knife but it slips and he cuts himself. When it seems like all hope is lost a guy comes forward and cuts the seatbelt with an 8 inch bayonet or large auto-locking folding knife.
While in the background the man is helping the crash victim out of their car the foreground shows someone on their phone reporting the guy with a knife to the police. Once the police arrive they arrest the man with the knife. As the police are putting the man in the van the screen goes black and the words "Leave that knife at home #knifefree" or "Your reports stop terrorism" show up on screen.
4f4466 No.576580
>>576533
As the police are putting the man in the van, crowd including driver start cheering. Some teenage nigger steps out of a crowd and says to the camera that is was only a matter of time before this knife was used in a crime and now he has higher chances of surviving to become an astronaut.
c0ce81 No.576773
>>576772
Flour is white, so is the supremacy. (^:
738b9f No.576774
>>576772
My only thought is if you get stuff wet and throw flour on it it makes a moderately difficult to clean mess once it dries. Could also just toss it on people to be an asshole.
bdac4e No.578166
>>576193
Eels - I Need Some Sleep
e2df11 No.578176
>>576774
Wheatpaste friendo. That shit is a nightmare to remove, its also great to fuck other things up if you're creative enough.
00a0ed No.578179
>>576188
>>576234
Forgot
>guy putting some containers by a trash can
bdac4e No.578182
>>578179
Forget the bike wheel, what's with the fucking car stereo?
f666b3 No.578183
>>578182
On top of that is that a fucking 8 track
e2df11 No.578197
>>578183
Ever brick someone with an 8 track? It ain't pretty.
3edca9 No.578235
>>576229
>implying the netherlands wasn't a member of the anti-axis resistance
>British Free Corps
>54 members
>Dutch SS
>over 7000
561fef No.578307
>>578182
I would believe the stereo was stolen, those are the negro's favorite prey. In my city people with convertibles just don't bother having radios anymore, they're too easy to pry out with a screwdriver.
5178f9 No.578688
>>576188
When will books be made illegal?
They contain letters which can be written by pencils which are brutal baby killing assault weapons so clearly the books are inciting innocent young people towards terrorism by virtue of existence.
9ab6e4 No.578932
c0ce81 No.578980
>>578688
Books are known to instill seditious thoughts like questioning migration policies or wanting to kill politicians.
All books should be blank.
ab2d01 No.579122
>>578945
But that's simplified Chinese
25d91e No.579155
>>576343
Jesus Christ, this Twitter.
>>578932
Great, so Canada is now home to seal AND dog eaters. Trying to cover all the bases, eh?
20c9f5 No.579156
f5dc8b No.579158
25d91e No.579159
>>579155
I 👁 wonder 🤔 how us burgers 🍔 would feel ❤️ if our government ✡️ used emojis 😂 to talk 🗣 to us 😂😜.
25d91e No.579160
I mean, sorry for derailing the thread, but what the hell is wrong with you bongs.
9ab6e4 No.579161
>>579160
>fantasy shit stainless steel dagger
>knife crime
d51891 No.579163
>>579160
>that last one
WHY ARE THEIR EYES SO FUCKED UP
The woman and man in the far back are fine but fuck what happened to the guy in the foreground and on the right side?
9ab6e4 No.579164
>>579155
>Great, so Canada is now home to seal AND dog eaters. Trying to cover all the bases, eh?
>now
Are you daft? Canada is full of chinks there’s a reason it’s called Hong Kouver, that was the point of my post, it says:
>Canada thread
Why are you all speaking English?
9ab6e4 No.579165
>>579163
>what happened to the guy in the foreground and on the right side?
>guy in the foreground
>guy
Strelok, I…
That’s a lesbian, strelok…
1f2f7f No.579167
e2df11 No.579192
>>579171
Carry all the swords you want, and long guns.
3409c6 No.579270
>>579160
>Bogdanoff's long-lost brother