/k/ - Weapons

Also:

• Calling a martini henry a "musket"

• Using your primary rifle as a blunt object to hit a bus

• Open-mouth gay kiss from SF reervist AIDS-infected Jack Idema

• Journo asking the dumbest questions throughout

>>571734

>One of these 'mercs' openly admitting "when you get to that midlife crisis point, don't buy a sports car come to Afghanistan!"

>Each merc group seems to be one or two vets herding a clusterfuck of retards

Is this some kind of 'combat tourism' industry? Giving divorced dads and FOBbits a chance to shoot at something.

>>571734

Pretty standard mercs.

Anyone thinking mercenaries are anything else than this only knows the Hollywood version.

Most of them have never seen the military, those that have have been kicked out, with a few legit vet here and there (but waaaayyyy higher compared to were they were, they're also the only ones making real money in this) to keep the whole thing to go 100% Lord of the Flies.

>1:30

>Ugandan blanks

Fucking lost it.

>Dr. Abdullah Abdullah

Tell me more, Mr. John Doe.

>an Australian quack who was "with the special forces" for six years

>becomes the "medic"

>"offers free medical aid for the hookers"

doubt.jpg

>"look at where my tape is"

Holy shit that's pathetic.

>has to look down to reload his pistol

AHAHAHAHA

>"Will daddy be killed?"

>"Not if you pray honey!"

Americans.jpg

>"My church thinks it's one of your duties to join the military."

>joins a merc company instead

This fucking guy.

>"without the internet this would be an uncomfortable place"

>"I have air conditioning, what more could you want? Well, actually, where should I begin?"

Wow

>going to the scene of a bombing with an australian quack

things that are useless, for 100.

>"I am just sending my girlfriend a message right now to tell her I am safe, beacuse she is bound to hear something on the news."

Yeah, nah. She won't.

>Australian quack takes pics of corpses instead of helping with anything

This guy is by far my favorite.

>Afghanistan's toughest prison

>looks fucking comfy

>can get vodka

>"I can walk out of this prison with one snap of my finger"

>"I won't, because I would have to kill everyone"

>"I am NOT EXAGGERATING"

>trying to resolve Afghanistan politically

The two fags shown at 45:30 are cute. The one on the left says to the one on the right "Do you want to go to bed?" or "Should we go to bed?". Obviously fags.

Why do I get the feeling I could take a semi-competent militia and have a better fighting force than these retards?

This sounds like a good side gig for groups looking to get experience. I hear the pay is shit though.

fuck that looks like a good vacation

how do you get in

>>571769

>I hear the pay is shit though.

I think you need to be an actual experienced special forces vet to make all that much money doing that kind of work. Then again if you were using it for training/a holiday you could probably get the company to cover your flights and it would cost less than other options, they'd probably cover ammo and fuel as well.

>>571769

>I hear the pay is shit though.

$350 a day or some shit

>>571783

For experienced former SF in a company with a big contract, yes. Smaller cowboy outfits probably don't even see half of that and cover their own expenses.

>>571747

Damn, I though you wouldn't get hired without military experience. Could you possibly join them and get trained by the vets?

>1:30 in

>everyone is flailing about

>Mouthing BANG BANG BANG BANG

>chinese guy going TONG TONG TONG

Holy shit OP where did you find this Im laughing like Im an autismo in public.

>>571796

>where did you find this

doing research on Detroit anti-gang cops (who are 1000 times more professional and probably get paid less)

>Afghanistan

>Strategic importance

What is this meme

>>571783

That's less than $30/hr.

>>571780

That's my idea. Though if its this easy to get start a PMC, it would be a good way to train militiamen, especially if their wprk is seasonal or they are fresh out of school.

>>571783

Do they feed you and so forth or does all of that come out of that paycheck?

Dumbest outfit ever? More like most effiecent. Think how much the owner is probably raking in by visiting the local sechuan rat meatery and testosterone therapy clinic for employees. It’s the combat equivalent of landscapers picking up Mexicans outside 7/11.

>>571789

>experience

>trained

>vets

?????????

>>571817

>'Strategic Importance'

>A phrase used by NATO officials when they want to say 'Russia wants/wanted/might want it' or 'we don't want Russia to have it even if they don't want it' but remember that memo that came through about press relations.

>>571789

>Damn, I though you wouldn't get hired without military experience. Could you possibly join them and get trained by the vets?

You can definitely join, but you won't get trained or well payed.

You're there to be an adequate meat shield to the people in charge that are raking it in.

No-one that is ex-military serious security private contractor is going in Iraq or Afghanistan unless they already do spooky things (and aren't actual mercs, just deniable US soldiers) or are contracted directly for a very specific task (typically not dangerous) by the US.

The other who do, do so for 6 figures paycheck and recruit bumbblefucks like you or the guys in OP video with a half decent wage incentive equal to what you could earn doing any hard working jobs without getting yourself shot at or blown up to bits.

There are enough pipelines, rigs, mines, refinery, etc… in shitty countries that need proper security to intimidate the local criminals that provide much better paychecks, perks and benefits with a near 0% of actual risks of getting killed to get to enjoy them, for anyone with a proper military resume.

>>571846

He looks like the 56% face with a fake beard and sunglasses

>>571846

where is serious discussions?

This thread is relevant, and we've already got a PDF thread, so I wanna ask:

What are some recommended and /k/ approved documentaries?

>>571846

He has some resemblance to Ron Perlman too.

>>571854

Post more cuties like that please.

>>571899

>moeshit

>cute

Go back to fucking monkeys, Brazil

>>571881

"This is what winning look like" documents how fucked Afghanistan really is.

"Unsere Mütter, Unsere Väter" is a German Docu-Drama about some Germans in WWII.

>>571906

Brazil, of all places, posts this meme….

How could you possibly lack this much self-awareness?

>>571949

When one of two kids with the Downs calls the other "retarded", the fact that it comes out of his mouth out of all people doesn't make it any less true. Self-awareness doesn't really come into this.

>>571960

I can't fathom the depths of delusion you must have to think the US is as bad as Brazil. Take your meds, man….

>>571967

I don't. But that, too, is irrelevant. Just add IQ scores to the previous example and make the speaker's score lower than the other kid's.

>>571960

>>571967

>>571971

I hate to say it, but the monkey is right.

A quadruple amputee calling a triple amputee "disabled" would still be correct.

>>571915

Highly recommended.

>>571836

>testosterone therapy clinic

This is funny, but true. These are a bunch of old men having mid-life crisis, their wifes cheating on them, their daughters fucking around, and their sons won't even talk to them(These are all generalizations of course). Pathetic, failed males attempting to make up for what they perceive as their lack of a accomplishments or successful life.

>there is a good chance you'll end up like one of these fuckers one day

fug XDDDDD

>>571854

>that pic

May he without autism cast the first stone, weeb.

>>572189

Also, not to mention how they have A/C, food, and internet. They're treating it like a vacation lmoa.

Here's another one on niggerland.

>>572246

Docu-Drama.

It has documentary elements, and is based off the experiences of real people (as the official after-show interviews show), but the overarking story is made up.

>>572387

I agree. There were no good nazis.

All nazis were evil and died thankfully by the millions. That movie is pro nazi propaganda.

>>571847

>There are enough pipelines, rigs, mines, refinery, etc… in shitty countries that need proper security to intimidate the local criminals that provide much better paychecks, perks and benefits with a near 0% of actual risks of getting killed to get to enjoy them, for anyone with a proper military resume.

Would I have to fight for our ""greatest ally"" first?

How much experience would one need for this?

>>573509

>>573858

>Just like the Romans

Check.

Devalued currency? Check

Open borders? Check

Bread and circuses? Check

>>574180

>Unable to generate own art and culture, stealing and perverting the art of older cultures

Check

>Constantly embarrasses themselves in front of the older, more developed, nations they emulate, doesn't seem to notice

Check

>Looks down their noses at these cultures and refuses to listen to their advice

Check

>Tearing itself apart due to internal political conflict between the people and the elite

Check, and only going to get worse from here on out

Before you get started yes I bloody well am salty.

>>574248

Guess it's time again to urge everyone to read Decline of the West from Spengler. It's not a theory of everything, and he leaves behind many question marks, but his observations on how history works are remarkably accurate. Indeed, his words seem to be prophetic at times.

>>574248

Wait. Are you salty about Americans, Romans or both?

>>574265

To answer on his behalf, salty about pretty much everyone.