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There's no discharge in the war!

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fe3bd6 No.547440

If you went back in time to be an exhibition shooter in the hay day, what would you do gain fame?

169137 No.547469

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>>547440

Show people that I can bend over far enough to put the first two inches of my cock in my mouth and suck it.


388174 No.547484

Shoot ancestors of all commies.


4b14a1 No.547523

>>547469

I'm going to need pictures, for verification purposes of course.


2c3ce3 No.547529

Convince Hitler to actually exterminate the Jews since they'd say he did anyway.


e998ec No.547533

>>547529

And how the fuck do you do that as an exhibition shooter.

>hey furer guy just kill the jews zeeg hale and all that

>get removed but still try to get close and get a boot up your ass each time you try

>shoot "gas the kikes race war now" at his wall

>guards shoot back

>die


521aa8 No.547535

>>547440

I take encyclopedias of modern history with me and put some of the things into leaflets that I hand out, most will ignore them but the few who remember what I said will notice when my "predictions" come true and pledge themselves to me for my powers to predict the future. These first initiates will help me spread my word farther and farther and gain more faithful believers and I will set up a religion centered around me as the prophet and messiah, accruing enormous amounts of money and a harem of women. Then I will use my wealth and influence as the largest religion on the planet to make no form of weapon banned or regulated in any country, this may involve having to war with many sovereign nations, but I'm am competent in the numbers of believers around the world that we may exterminate all who oppose me. After that there will no longer be any form of gun control, and I think that will get me pretty famous in the exhibition shooting community.

What is exhibition shooting?


21d6e4 No.547541

>>547535

>Go back in time

>Tell people what's going to happen next

>It comes true

>They start to listen to you

>You use your followers to alter history

>Your predictions stop coming true

>You lose your followers

>???

>Profit


a753a7 No.547544

>>547535

Exhibition shooting is the kind of stuff where you do tricks and such for a crowd by shooting some rather unorthodox things.


fbf6ef No.547554

It's pretty hard to outdo what was already done when men were men. Maybe I'd slog through Antarctica and bag every type of penguin.


fbf6ef No.547556

>>547554

Disregard this, I thought this was a big game hunting thread.

Maybe I'd shoot a single testicle off of a chicken or something




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