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There's no discharge in the war!

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4ba446 No.546035

>You are put in charge of a space ship on par with the (good) Star Wars' Arc Hammer (anti-gravity field for low orbit, kinetic shielding, more of a factory/production facility with military-grade weapons attached)

>Can use it however you want

>No nukes, but capable of orbital bombardment with a combination of space artillery and lasers that can reduce entire cities to rubble in about a day's time

>Soldiers can either be robots or people (no cyorgs), but you have to recruit people from Earth/start with only robots built in your production facility/a skeleton crew necessary to man the mission-critical facilities

>Three catches though

<1) You cannot perform a hostile action against the countries of Earth unless they declare war on you first (you can call them mean names and shit, you just can't physically attack them/fuck with their computer systems/do stuff that could be considered an act of war)- something something intergalactic treaty violation you'll be shot down by ayyliens if you do

<2) Your only forms of communication with Earth are binary/morse code via lasers, or flying a shuttle down to earth (requires a human operator) since your communications technology is too advanced for earth or would classify as an act of war if you forcefully used it such as overriding radio frequencies

<3) In order to create a New York City-sized hole in the earth from artillery/laser bombardment, you must move into position at low-orbit. Because you have to use your anti-gravity wells/sub-engines to do this, it takes 72 hours to a week to move into position for the bombardment/you're visible from Earth/your trajectory is clear if spotted by a country's air force

>Your production facilities are able to produce robots, fighter jets capable of working in space, artillery/missiles, and projectile-based weapons

>You are stocked with enough materials to consistently run your factories at 100% for a month building whatever the fuck you want at about the same speed as car factory robots

<But like a CNC machine, the faster you run your facility, the more sub-par your produced items will be

<You must acquire more materials from Earth to build anything that can't be built from the standard materials needed for the above items

>Because you're ayylien-grade technology, you have enough medical supplies to cure most illnesses and even some genetic issues among your crew

<But you don't have something like "healing gel" that can instantly repair wounds (at least not without causing cancer from the rapid cell growth)

>You can utilize EMPs, but they will effectively render your own targeting systems and robots useless for their duration- you can still target by mechanical means WWII-style

>Your ship has built-in gyroscopal navigation capable of tracking its own position from a starting flight path within a couple inches of the target

<But those are electric-based/affected by EMPs if you choose to use them, and your mechanical backups are only accurate to a few dozen meters

<Nukes/ICBMs can damage or even destroy your ship while in low-orbit due to overloading your kinetic barrier

>But you can target them with your lasers and prematurely explode them so long as impact would feasibly take five or more minutes to reach you

>You have complete access to all of the earth's satellite/spy plane data in terms of visual information, even if if would normally be censored by computer algorithms

<However "decrypting" those images will reveal your location/counts as a war act if used to look at military bases prior to having war declared against you

What do, /k/?

4ba446 No.546039

Oh right, the citizens of Earth are completely unaware of your presence until your first low-orbit descent (but descending in a country's air space, shuttles aside, can be considered an act of war if you don't have prior clearance).


6f0b9b No.546066

Does the ship have holodeck technology?

>patent things from the ship's database that could be readily produced by Earth-level manufacturing, license the patents and collect royalties

>buy a modest, out-of-the-way property earthside, run an internet connection to it, and set up a discreet relay station to adapt the connection to the ship's systems and transmit it

>land on the far side of the moon

>let robotic crew keep the ship running; use the production facilities minimally, to make spare parts

>if necessary, use patent royalties to buy more supplies and shuttle them over

>go in the holodeck and spend the rest of my life in holographic paradise shitposting and watching anime with a customized, perfected waifu


a56b3e No.546142

>>546035

>In order to create a New York City-sized hole in the earth from artillery/laser bombardment, you must move into position at low-orbit. Because you have to use your anti-gravity wells/sub-engines to do this, it takes 72 hours to a week to move into position for the bombardment/you're visible from Earth/your trajectory is clear if spotted by a country's air force

>I have no idea what is space.

Listen the day I want to make a East coast size hole in the earth I take a fucking shuttle, I anchor it to the closest 100m asteroid I find and put it on it's trajectory and let gravity do the rest.

Starwars is fucking dumb.

Destroying planets if you have spaceship technology is piss easy. You take a stone you strap a rocket on it.

And no it doesn't even have to be a big rocket.

But destroying habitable planets, rare oasis in an infinite desert of emptiness is even dumber.


a7016f No.546150

>Create drone aerospace force

>Troll the shit out of the middle east

>Troll harder than a personification of what /b/ wishes it was

>Imply that I'm providing their enemies with sci fi super tech

>Push them to the point that one member of the Arab League declares war

>Orbital cleansing of country.

>Fuck you, it's mine now.

>Wash, rinse, repeat.

>I control the oil, I control the world.

>Replicate starship tech, take humanity to manifest destiny as much of the universe as possible.

Eh, sci fi tech kind of makes it a non-contest with current day earth.


f617c9 No.546155

File: d9cd6ea8f057989⋯.gif (562.64 KB, 374x354, 187:177, d9cd6ea8f0579894c778ea2ad1….gif)

Laser engrave a gigantic swastika on the face of the moon and declare it the 3rd Reich. The UN will declare war immediately and then it's open season from here.


2a3d87 No.546156

File: 7c0eb1e408797a7⋯.png (369.81 KB, 555x326, 555:326, Tusken_Law.png)

BITCH ITS SPACE COLONISATION TIME

>fly to sol asteroid belt

>create automated spacecraft for the purpose of acquiring more resources from asteroids, command drones that are designed to provide coordinates and commands to resource drones, also additional processing units if necessery

>dig up a colony inside of ceres: it has more sweat water then earth, is located in an asteroid belt which provides easy acces to mineral resources, has no atmosphere which reduces cost of launching rockets by a fuckton and can have rockets launched to it from earth twice per year, perfect place for a start

>false gravity created by spinning rings inside of drilled out rock, nuclear energy, hydroponics.

>proclaim myself king, start recruiting people from earth

>smash a bunch of asteroids and create artificial moon/planetoid. use it to store unneded resources


547cfd No.546213

>>546066

>Holodeck technology

I guess?

>>546142

Was just using Star Wars as an example since the Arc Hammer was a good example.


f23303 No.546477

>>546156

Poland has the right idea. Why would I give a fuck about Earth's problems when I can just recruit some of Earth's best and start colonizing the solar system?


347367 No.546496

>>546477

If Earth's best are the ones to colonize the stars, why would you be among them? :^)


74d6b8 No.546833

File: b248026195b7294⋯.png (138.47 KB, 185x546, 185:546, a32813e624a45e581a61f14e22….png)

>>546035

>no asteroid mining


4ba446 No.546852

File: 3f66741e93886dd⋯.png (231.91 KB, 323x454, 323:454, 9a6.png)

>>546156

>>546477

>>546833

>Asteroid Mining

>With no one on your ship except a bunch of droids and everyone thinking you're a crazy lunatic if you try to recruit them

>Only people who'd click the application on your email/sponsored ad are the crazies you don't want up in space with you

I don't see this possibly going wrong. Wouldn't you be lonely up in space all alone?




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