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Kinda larp thread Strelok 01/03/18 (Wed) 01:54:18 8c3579 No.540064

You get a text from a long time friend that they need immediate help, no specifics. What do you bring and how do you get there?

-They are 700 km away

-Rule of law is still a thing

-They are located within a medium sized city in the poorer area

Strelok 01/03/18 (Wed) 01:57:03 e8d5db No.540065

They better call the emergency services, because 700 km is >5 hour drive no matter what.

Strelok 01/03/18 (Wed) 02:20:02 09567f No.540069

>>540064

>700km

Anyone that far away from me is on the continent, therefore not worth saving

Strelok 01/03/18 (Wed) 02:48:15 aca33c No.540076

>700km drive

>he's in nigger central

>immediate help

What the fuck could you do? He'd probably be dead within ten minutes of the text, much less after 4+ hours of drive time.

Didn't put much thought into this one did you?

Strelok 01/03/18 (Wed) 03:03:53 8c3579 No.540079

>>540076

Lets say its 40km or 30 min drive

Strelok 01/03/18 (Wed) 14:59:44 7e878e No.540159

>>540069

What if it's a refugee?

Strelok 01/03/18 (Wed) 19:15:18 be7d51 No.540200

>>540064

>-They are 700 km away

>-Rule of law is still a thing

>-They are located within a medium sized city in the poorer area

I call my jewish contact on my cellphone and buy the immediate property my friend is on, then use my cobra-engine rigged mobile scooter to carry myself and my unregulated tommy gun to the site of trouble. When I get there and I find the darkies in question, I yell "IN THE STATE OF ALABAMA I AM LAWFULLY ALLOWED TO DEFEND MY PROPERTY SO LONG AS I FEEL THREATENED AND I AM TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW I FEEL THREATENED!" Then I tip my cowboy hat and kick my spurs against the pedal, drifting in a wide arc while blasting machine-gun fire.

I then make my bullet money back charging people to set up dindu memorials there.

Strelok 01/03/18 (Wed) 19:17:13 7b5edb No.540202

Cry

Strelok 01/03/18 (Wed) 19:50:37 32f3d0 No.540209

>>540064

>They are 700 km away

>Implying I could fight off an Emu

Mate…