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24e3ac No.537945

Covert Outdoor Home Defense Mechanisms

I live in a townhome, and we always have neighbours and delinquents walking along the raised rock wall leading to our back door that's about 4 feet up off the ground. Pic related except it's a long strip along the parking lot and there's just rocks after the brick instead of a garden on the taller half. Neighbourhood is right on the border of the ghetto, but still considered part of the "better economy" neighbourhoods. Obviously I keep the doors/windows locked on that side of the house/keep a gun nearby at all times while home, but the back door is sliding glass, so little good that will do me realistically when a cholo ends up breaking in because they smelled good food cooking when I had the back door open to let out heat. I figure I want to do something to stop people from walking on top of the rock wall and just using the fucking parking lot that's got shit tons of room just a foot away, and that would involve do first ask forgiveness later actions while limiting my chances of being sued. Figure if I can stop the behaviour for about two weeks, it'll naturally stop on its own for a few months. I have outdoor pets (well, "outdoor" in the spring/summer/fall), but they're smart so I'm not worried about my "traps" injuring them so long as I keep them simple and well-seen by animals.

Anyways, caltrops are obviously out of the question as those are get sued material and can be traced back to me if an investigation was launched. I was thinking of sticking up a chicken wire "wall" stapled to the house on the rock formation top side, but the HOA would bitch up a storm and I'd be found out if I tried anything after that. My current plan I concocted involves superheating and then soaking some nails/screws in vinegar before baking them so as to rust them and dipping them in rotten milk to get bacterial strains on them, and leave them in the similar colored rocks along a neighbor's part of the pathway late at night so as to not get the blame laid on me when someone steps on them. I'm thinking it will end the baviour preventing this matter from reoccuring when enough faggots get tetanus from stepping on them. Any suggestions for preventing this behaviour? I get paranoid in the first place, but I've had little niglets and spics steal shit off my back porch while I was going around the corner to unlatch the back door to put it inside in the past (and when I caufght them/smacked them/brought them to their parents, the parents went full chimp and threatened to sue if I ever smacked their kid again because he/she "dindu nuffin"). I'm looking at being able to try multiple methods, but if I do something too public, then the blame will be shifted on me if I try future more covert methods, so starting covert hence the nail idea. If it comes down to it I suppose I could put a spiked floor mat outside, but that would only serve to protect my back door, not the perimeter of brick/rocks between my back door and the wall. Rock area on the raised part is roughly 2.5 feet wide between the brick wall part and my house walls.

83ffd3 No.537949

File: 22a6d39aad24c4b⋯.jpg (75.06 KB, 1250x581, 1250:581, bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….jpg)

electric fence is your friend, doubt you'd get sued as long as it's not lethal and you have a clearly visible no trespassing sign


a10804 No.537951

File: b905d78874dced4⋯.pdf (3.39 MB, The Fifty bucks and up und….pdf)

break glass bottles on top of wall. you can concrete them in or something. if anyone asks pretend to be alcoholic

or maybe try planting some bushes.

pdf unrelated. i think


83ffd3 No.537952

>>537951

>break glass bottles

simple, sensible, Slavic solution


3f4e3f No.537953

>>537951

>Broken bottles concreted into the top of the wall.

Even the most masochistic retards won't try climbing on that. If you want a more /k/ soution though, how many hours a day can you dedicate to watching the wall from a nearby OP? Do you have any painful but probably (slightly) less lethal weapons that will reach the wall from that position?


24e3ac No.537956

>>537953

There's both a reserved parking metal cover right next to the wall, and a number of hills in the distance I can watch it from. Most non-lethal weapon I own that I can accurately shoot from those hills are a .22lr Rossi kid's rifle, otherwise everything I could reasonably shoot (such as pellet guns) would give away my position because I'd be too close.


24e3ac No.537958

>>537949

While I love the idea of hooking up a Raidoshack lead-acid battery to some metal chainlink, the HOA would have a bitch fit and I'd be quickly found out making further actions impossible.

>>537951

Was considering this option, honestly.


83ffd3 No.537959

>>537953

probably shouldn't fuse them with concrete because then it will be clearly intentional, just leave broken glass all over the wall you don't want niglets climbing on as a deterrent

anybody complains, "what, broken glass? there? eh, I'm kinda lazy, you clean it"

>>537958

>While I love the idea of hooking up a Raidoshack lead-acid battery to some metal chainlink

I meant buy actual electric fencing

>the HOA would have a bitch fit

who is this? what is a "townhome"? do you own the house or is it rented or something? why can't you do what you want with your own property?


87cc10 No.537962

Pressure sensors are cheap, $100 worth would cover a whole lawn. Just place ready-made sod over them. A motion sensor is even cheaper and comes purpose built plug-play for security, a 180 degree sensor is just $6. Make sure to cover a motion sensor with a beam from another motion sensor, otherwise if there's just one they can sneak up to it and tamper with it. But it's definitely cheaper to buy $30 of motion sensors and cover a front and backyard with motion sensors rather than pressure sensors. Pressure sensors are more for larger yards and maybe even roads, because a motion sensor doesn't have a great range only about 10 yards.


87cc10 No.537967

>>537949

If he wants hard protection I suggest plants. No cops in the world will ever arrest a guy for plants, but if someone installs an electric fence you can expect some city bureaucrat to raise a stink about wildlife, or improper electric setup, or some obscure license he's supposed to get.

There's a reason rich people grew rose bushes and hedges around their properties back in the day.


50e8d2 No.537983

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>>537945

>Not kidnapping niglets and spiclets and keeping them in your basement/attic/storage unit

>Not going full MK-ULTRA on them and turning them into your private mind controlled backdoor security child army


5881db No.538012

>>537945

Plant a 4 foot wide row of stinging nettles.


9151da No.538020

>>537945

>living in a HOA

That's your first mistake.


24e3ac No.538077

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>>537959

>What is HOA?

Home Owners Association. Pretty much massive cunts that own your property even if you bought it, and can legally kick you out (but not force you to sell the property). They also usually charge money for their existence even though they don't take care of the property or ever hold up their end of the agreements, but like a Union, it's pretty much impossible to get rid of them.

>What is Townhome?

Think apartment complex, but each apartment is a fully functional compact house with about 3-5 bedrooms.

>>538020

I took over a lease for ridiculously dirt cheap since I only needed the house for a year before I join the military. 1 bedroom apartments are $750/month in the ghettos and upwards of $1,000/month in the decent neighbourhoods. Got a 4 bedroom townhome for about $1,400/month through a family friend and living with family all contributing to rent.

>>538012

Will consider this option as well. HOA bans growing plants outside of planters, but I should just be able to say they're "weeds" that appeared, and they can't do anything about it unless they cut them down themselves.

Should I plant them in planters right outside the door even though they'd know it's me, or should I just scatter the seeds through the all the yards along the pathway and let the HOA deal with the outbreak afterwards? It's a pretty well-trodden path. Can I plant these guys in coffee ground/tea leaf/egg shell/dirt mixture that I use for my onions and carrots, or should I plant them in strict soil?


e1e673 No.538117

Get a cold steel blowgun, ($20us) I nailed a guy trying to break into my friends car with a bamboo dart, I've never seen someone run as fast while cussing so loudly. They make blunt darts too but I was pissed, so fuck'em.

They're strong as fuck, there's a video on YouTube of a guy hunting wild pigs and goats with one, granted he's point fucking blank, but it's still impressive.

For indirect action, I'd say spikey plants or drill some holes in the top of the wall and cement in some decorative iron spear points or something. Motion sensor controlled sprinkler might be worth looking into as well.


59be32 No.538144

It's by the hood, no?

One trip to your local convienence store and gas station and you're set. You need:

>few packs of dutch masters

>a six or twelve pack of okay beer

>condom package or two

>few syringes

go at night, break open the dutch masters in certain locations and leave just the tobacco and the packaging. Throw the dutch master's cigarillo out inside or burn it. This way it looks like some nig littered here before and they all think it's okay to smoke and or do drugs here.

Then you take the empty (or full, depending on if you drink or not) bottles and smash them in strategic locations.

Take the condom, throw it somewhere on the parking lot but visible from the rock wall.

Optional: place a clean syringe or two in well hidden spot where they seem to always travel.

As always, be smart, do it over a few weeks, and be ready to call the cops on the first dumbass who lights up a blunt on the rock wall.


45e287 No.538150

>>537967

>>538077

Plants are the answer. A google search will probably turn up the nastiest shit that you could plant there.


14e3ee No.538478

>>538077

>weeds

bramble bush. natural. fast growing. organic barbed wire even if plant dies.

axle grease. gunge. paint. sludge. walked through then taken home. wont walk through again.


8a55be No.538479

Google "motion sensing sprinkler"


3f4e3f No.538489

>>537956

>Most non-lethal weapon I own that I can accurately shoot from those hills are a .22lr Rossi kid's rifle

Using an actual firearm (even a .22) is probably not the best idea - you'd only need to misplace the shot a little to hit a major blood vessel or nerve and then you're the latest face of ebil hwite nershernerlesh altrite drumpftards. Can you build a paintbal gun or a potato cannon that would match or exceed the range and accuracy of your .22? It'd be a lot funnier and would drop your risk of murder charges significantly.


c25da2 No.538503

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>>538117

Genuinely curious; what's the typical effective range on a blow dart? Obviously the dart weight and exhaling rate are factors here, but if you could average it out using a commonly available dart, what would it be?


87cc10 No.538512

>>538478

>>538478

Fun fact brambles are carnivorous plants, their thorns are hooked and designed to trap animals. Animal eventually dies of thirst, its decaying body feeds the bramble roots.


2909fa No.538520

>>538512

will it eat a niglet


bfce75 No.538541

>>537945

Stinging nettle is probably the best idea. It's decorative and you can use it brew medicinal tea so you can say it's part of your herb garden.

Don't know if the HOA would bitch about this, but it's a bona fide, mainstream home security product. Write the HOA and tell them if they won't let you put it up and Shitavious falls off your wall and cracks his nog, they'll get named in the public nuisance suit too. By writing the letter, you're putting them on notice that there's a problem and you're trying to correct it. If they won't let you, it dumps liability into their lap. You can also say it's to keep the pigeons off your wall. Buy a fake owl to go with it.

https://www.amazon.com/Bird-Spikes-Anti-climbing-Intruders-Perimeter/dp/B01EIP8BY4/ref=pd_sim_86_5?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=JEQFQ9GVJP58ZPVM4DX1


87cc10 No.538542

>>538520

I think that would kill the plant. Just remove the corpse after.


881aa6 No.538547

>>537945

Build a camera out of a Raspberry Pi and give the footage to the police. If the police don't do anything, complain to the city, county, etc. Document all contact with the authorities. If they don't do anything, I'm sure a jury would be more open to "better" solutions.


d89336 No.538593

Well, what i would do, is take a print out a dozen or so job applications and line the fence with them. Thats a good spic and nig detterent.


eebc4a No.538598

>>538077

>>537945

Plants or this >>538541

are the solution.

There was some insane infographic about using the leftist green guerrilla seedbombs in niggershoods with a horribly nasty poison plants that live in the US and are literally weeds.



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