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There's no discharge in the war!

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a07d04 No.505506

Hello /k/, I need some advice on wedding attire… I carry Pic Related, and I have a black leather custom shoulder holster that holds two spare mags. I'm not going to inform them of my carrying. The wedding's gonna be in a barn over in Washington, one of those remodeled ones, and it's going to be in the 80s temperature-wise. Got any creative ideas besides wearing sandnigger garb?

6b0112 No.505507

File: 3f770ac1146eb63⋯.png (160.55 KB, 299x299, 1:1, sweatyguy.png)

>northern border

>no heater

>80s

How?


9f3692 No.505509

Wait, a dress gun isn't a requirement for men's formal up there?

If it's going to be non-permissive just switch to a pocket gun.


a07d04 No.505516

>>505509

Not a single gun in this house fits in my pocket, and I only have belt holsters other than the shoulder rig.


0722f3 No.505517

>>505506

Don't bring it to the wedding unless you are planning to shoot everyone.


9f3692 No.505518

>>505516

Congratulations then, you now have a very good reason to buy a new gun. A Sig 238/938 is very classy, or you could splurge and buy a classy and classic Colt 1903. Vest pockets are still pockets


bb630b No.505519

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>>505516

Dude it's easy. Pic related use a hacksaw.


7422e7 No.505528

File: 01fc5bb7e5b76dd⋯.jpg (46.03 KB, 512x384, 4:3, cane gun.jpg)

Wear whatever the hell you want, just bring this.


4b4cf4 No.505531

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>505528

Or he could say that he's a vet, and he is always carrying the tools of his trade to help animals he comes across.


ad4d60 No.505558

Step one: buy pocket bible

Step two: cut out it's internals, leave only Luke 22:35-38

Step three: place .22 or 9mm inside

Step four:bind trigger to bookmark


6b0112 No.505617

What's the dress code for the wedding?


1f48b6 No.505632

>not talking the men into wearing their best pieces in the open


8b15dc No.505678

>>505632

I'm willing to bet it's not the groom who has a problem with guns.


2be151 No.505679

>>505506

>I'm not going to inform them of my carrying.

Are you some kind of retard? Why are you even bothering to carry at a wedding, and let alone risking to freaking out the bride and groom and piss a bunch of people off?


13d9a5 No.505683

>>505679

Maybe wants to get caught and then crash the wedding.


a35cb3 No.505691

>>505632

having all your best men with side holster 6 shooters would be swank


990a98 No.514619

>>505506

So, odd update… I'm surprised this thread is still here. The guy whose wedding I went to just died a couple weeks ago. He was my nephew, and yet I'm a year younger than he was. The time since the wedding when he died was just a day short of a full month.

I mentioned that I had my 1911 in the trunk and let him mess with it when I was there… he said that he had bought one for himself but it jammed like fuck all. On a side note, do you know how to recover funs from communist regimes, /k/? Another story he told me was when he was deer hunting with a buddy of his, and Washington State PaTROLL got them for speeding when they were trying to circle around a patch of trees after it. By the time captain fucknugget was done citing them they finally got to the kill but two Fish and Game tards had already descended on the kill. They did not accept their explanation that it was WSP's fault, and for shits and giggles they took my nephews non-functioning nugget out of the back of his truck. What do you think they did with it?


43b4aa No.514636

>>514619

What?! How did he die, if you don't mind me asking? How is his widow doing?


990a98 No.514642

>>514636

He and his brother were down working on a dam project, not sure if fish ladders or something. He got a day off and decided to go fishing early in the morning. He decided to go about 16 miles off-site, and the roads in that area are farm highways just like mine; he died in the same State, btw. Anyway, they're roads with about 6 inches of pavement off the white line if that, then a shoulder drop of roughly a foot or more because it's rolling hills. He wound up probably falling asleep on a corner and rolled the pickup a number of times, and was inevitably ejected from the vehicle. It's an old story I've heard a few times in high school, when its happened to students. I've only heard of one survivor. Anyway, State Patrol said that it probably wouldn't have mattered if he were wearing his belt, because the vehicle rolled so many times, but I call bullshit because it still makes a difference. He must've gone quite a ways, but it must've been head/brain trauma or something because his body wasn't mutilated. I went to the funeral a couple of days ago and it was an open casket; I realize they use makeup but there didn't seem to be a scratch on him, and his neck didn't seem to be broken.

His boss was driving down that road and was the first to find him.

His wife is destroyed, as is his mother/my sister. He leaves behind a daughter who's far too young to even understand the concept of what's going on (still a baby), and some in the family are theorizing that it's possible he may have another on the way. Baseless theories, but there's still time to see. Believable though because he was crazy about her.


d11d00 No.514656

>>514642

Hi where are the proofs :D:D:D:D:D


937dac No.514662

>>514642

Falling asleep on a corner in a mere 16 mile road? How?




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