3de482 No.89120
It's getting warmer and thus spring is around the corner!
What will you do over Springbreak?
3de482 No.89123
>You go to a centaur maid cafe and you have an enjoyable meal there.
>When finishing said meal. You realize that you left your wallet at home
>Embarrassed and in shock you tell one of the centaur maid
>The centaur maid turns around and smiles as she walks to the managers office
>You breath a sigh of relief as you think that you'll have to just wash dishes for a night and maybe talk to some qt centaurs.
>However, the worst is yet to come
>The manager walks out and tells you that you have to entertain the centaurs maids by wearing a maid outfit
>Realizing that you will wind up in jail and a serious fine if you refuse, you accept
3de482 No.89125
>>89124
Ones with good tastes!
3de482 No.89126
Too be fair.
Having your yuri googles on is setting yourself up for failure.
3de482 No.89127
>Bulb went out and now left waiting for maintenance guy to show up
>Can't change bulb by myself since the ceiling is screwed together with four screws
Nice.
f4e9db No.89128
>>89127
先輩 let's sing the sempai song while you wait, it sung to the same tune as this: https://youtu.be/rc2jsjnt-HY
3de482 No.89129
>>89128
you're far too sweet.
f4e9db No.89130
>>89129
sweetness is strength!
3de482 No.89131
>>89130
What about popular?
f4e9db No.89134
>>89133
I haven't played cripple girls in a while, I remember the armless one was cute
3de482 No.89135
>>89134
Emi?
She was cute. Read Eden* instead. Way better read.
f4e9db No.89136
>>89135
can I get a link? there's a lot of manga named eden.
also he's a manga about earth-chan but as a boi: http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Planetary
f4e9db No.89138
f4e9db No.89140
>>89139
fetishes are lewd, Jesus is watching
3de482 No.89141
>>89140
As long as you're baptized and say the twelve prayers. You'll be fine.
f4e9db No.89145
a manga I'm reading now is also very lewd! being alive is lewd!
f4e9db No.89147
>>89146
ye, being alive means lewd things like breathing and making eye contact with people!
3de482 No.89148
>>89147
Haven't heard that one before!
f4e9db No.89149
>>89148
well think about it, we all breath the same air so it's basically an indirect kiss right?
3de482 No.89150
>>89149
Now you're being silly.
f4e9db No.89151
>>89150
but I'm serious, serious silliness!
f4e9db No.89153
>>89152
ye, especially if it's loli yuri
3de482 No.89156
>>89155
Don't lewd the Tamamo.
3de482 No.89160
>waiting 5hrs for one text message
Seriously, how long does it take to respond to one confirmation text?
3de482 No.89162
Yuri bundle at Indiegala!
You can get all the Yuriness for 10bucks!
https://www.indiegala.com/indiegala-anime-yuri-steam-bundle
f4e9db No.89163
f4e9db No.89164
>>89162
dang I already have Moekuri and dead end junction
3de482 No.89165
>>89164
Yes, but that's Sonohanabira and Kindred Spirits on the Rooftop + Drama CD.
f4e9db No.89166
3de482 No.89167
>>89166
For Sonohanabira?
Yeah, Kindred Spirits is good and the e-motes are super cute.
MoeKuri is hard after post game.
3de482 No.89171
>>89170
Watching any anime?
606353 No.89172
>>89171
Ehh, just stuck on Parasyte and trying to find the time to watch Violet Evergarden as I want to protect and treasure that smile.
3de482 No.89173
>>89172
You need /k/ anime my friend.
606353 No.89174
>>89173
Violet Evergarden kind of is, at least with the main character girl being a war machine who lost her hands in combat and tries to learn how to feel love.
606353 No.89176
>>89175
But she's so cute and pure!
606353 No.89178
>>89177
No!
It's a smile worth protecting!
3de482 No.89179
>>89178
To save later for Snoosnoo.
606353 No.89180
>>89179
Not anything like that.
Maybe for hand-holding and caressing.
3de482 No.89181
>>89180
You've been reading too many yuri doujins.
f4e9db No.89182
606353 No.89183
>>89181
It's not my fault that I'm a hopeless romantic!
>>89182
Oh?
I do that quite often too because warehouse stuff for an industry-related company.
3de482 No.89184
>>89183
What about this then?!
f4e9db No.89186
>>89183
but I bet I can lift you up!
606353 No.89188
>>89186
I bet I can lift you up.
>>89187
Better!
f4e9db No.89190
>>89188
but I'll lift you higher!
606353 No.89192
>>89190
How can you be so sure?
3de482 No.89193
>>89191
What is she singing?
606353 No.89194
>>89193
"Unemployment, booze, hatchet, and family in the snow blanket, police, and the last error!"
It's an ~80s song about the usual domestic violence problem Finland had, called "The country of thousands of sad songs", practically how the whole great depression made everyone desperate searching for things that caused it and eventually resulting in a bunch of anger and misery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BXSkigN45w
There's the song.
Here are the lyrics in English too.
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/murheellisten-laulujen-maa-land-mournful-songs.html-0
3de482 No.89195
>>89194
I guess it's better than the burning bed song.
Is everything in Finland depressing?
606353 No.89196
>>89195
The past is, and nobody wants to let it go really.
3de482 No.89197
>>89196
Nothing is as depressing as being a buffer state.
Just look at Poland. A bunch of plumbers!
606353 No.89198
>>89197
It's a thing here not to forget what the elders did.
Thus why we hold the price of freedom at such high regard as it was fought for.
3de482 No.89199
>>89198
Finns are Japanese…
606353 No.89200
>>89199
Spiritually maybe, physically not.
3de482 No.89201
>>89200
Nips seem obsessed with you.
Marry Japanese QT and have mugi daughterfus.
f4e9db No.89202
>>89192
because I'm strong
606353 No.89203
>>89201
They do tend to visit here a lot as tourists.
Ehh, I don't think I'm too good enough at that stuff to make that happen.
>>89202
But aren't you really just doing cardio?
3de482 No.89204
>>89203
Belieb inyourself!
606353 No.89205
>>89204
But I've lost the touch that I had.
3de482 No.89206
>>89205
Me too.
We just need to give up and buy mail order brides from Russia.
606353 No.89207
>>89206
I doubt that'll work.
f4e9db No.89209
>>89203
no I do muscle training on my own too!
606353 No.89210
>>89208
But.. why?
>>89209
Oh, I only had read that you do cardio.
At most I just lift at gym.
f4e9db No.89211
>>89210
I get a lot of exercise at work, but I jog on the weekends and do muscle training on tuesdays and saturdays. Mostly pull ups squats and leg lifts and a few other specific exercises for specific muscles
606353 No.89212
>>89211
Oh, I usually do about 2 hours of biceps/upper body during Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Been like that for about a year and a half now.
Legs and back are randomly whenever as I used to do a lot of swimming and running when I was in elementary and highschool, so my muscles on those parts stand-out a bit too much already..
606353 No.89214
>>89213
Gym membership is awfully cheap here anyhow.
d8d4d5 No.89215
SD pretends to be a cute boy, but he's really a buff Chad.
f4e9db No.89216
>>89214
I just keep a pull up bar and some weights and other basic stuff at home, I don't like things you have to pay for continually
606353 No.89217
>>89215
I like to think that I'm average.
But I think the whole ex-military thing ruins it.
>>89216
Ah, I don't feel too motivated at home, so I visit the gym and sometimes see some old friends or acquaintances from wherever.
f4e9db No.89218
>>89215
I'm pretty cute!
I have a nice butt
>>89217
that's my secret, I don't have any friends
606353 No.89219
>>89218
Oh, I just see old friends from college and sometimes folk that were in military with me.
d8d4d5 No.89220
>>89217
All types come from military. It's not like they have you hit the gym every day in the military. My last boss was a ranger, and he was thin but in shape.
>>89218
Just a nice butt?
606353 No.89221
>>89220
Oh, well, I mean, I was in one of the more physically requiring places.
Because we were to be called in case a riot happened or any sort of a catastrophe was to happen in public.
f4e9db No.89222
>>89219
I don't really make friends in college
>>89220
there are other nice parts but it's an especially good butt
d8d4d5 No.89223
>>89221
Yeah I guess it depends where you are but I'm sure as long as you can hold your own you're good.
So you're trained to bully hard, noted.
>>89222
Only homosexuals care about having a good butt!
606353 No.89224
>>89222
Oh, why comes?
I would think that people would be asking about your hobbies as you do cardio and power training.
At least here they did, but I was just known because of all the music stuff I recommended and listened to, and some of my classmates asked me to play games with them as I was "godlike" to them in FPS games for some reason.
>>89223
Well, mostly the folk in my team were all bouncers in civil or folk that wanted in the police academy.
I just wanted to do that as it would give me the basis to work with security companies as I already knew all about cameras and security systems by my major in electronics.
d8d4d5 No.89225
>>89224
Yeah a place in the military helps with getting into police work.
Now when will you get into security company work?
606353 No.89226
>>89225
I haven't applied, my current job is awfully comfy currently.
Also trying to get into university again.
d8d4d5 No.89227
>>89226
Hmm that's good.
School sucks, just drop out.
606353 No.89228
>>89227
I prefer school over work.
Because more free time.
d8d4d5 No.89229
>>89228
Depends on your homework load. And doesn't help having part time job.
606353 No.89230
>>89229
Well, here you really don't need a job whilst studying as government pretty much covers your rent and you have 100-200$ for food every month.
So it's pretty much pasta.
f4e9db No.89231
>>89223
only a homo would know what homos care about
>>89224
I'm a very quiet person and I don't go to a very good college
606353 No.89232
>>89231
Oh, all the colleges here are run by the government.
Or, well, there might be private ones, but they're like one in 100.
d8d4d5 No.89233
>>89230
Is uni totally free or is it just rent and food? Still sounds pretty nice. I could definitely do that.
>>89231
I'm a hetero who studies homos for research purpose.
606353 No.89234
>>89233
School is all free, and meals are free up until university.
d8d4d5 No.89235
>>89234
Well as it should be!
606353 No.89236
>>89235
It's only the accommodation that costs here.
3de482 No.89239
>>89120
>2 bars at 5:50AM
Jeez, those boys but be busy.
f4e9db No.89240
>>89233
that's pretty gay
>>89232
doesn't that drive up taxes?
3de482 No.89241
>>89240
Finns are taxed pretty high. But Finland is also a wealthy country.
I think SD made a comment a while back about how Estonian liquor was cheaper than Finnish liquor.
3de482 No.89242
>Teacher finally gave out homework
Thank you!
f4e9db No.89244
>>89243
summon knight swordcraft is great
3de482 No.89246
You should play Coropata by the way.
I think it;s a fun game.
f4e9db No.89247
>>89245
l-lewd
>>89246
I like puzzles
3de482 No.89248
>>89247
Puzzles?!
Like La Mulana?!
f4e9db No.89249
>>89248
maybe, what is it?
f4e9db No.89251
>>89250
headpats are lewd >////<
isn't that a run and gun game?
f4e9db No.89253
>>89252
so it's a platformer?
3de482 No.89254
>>89253
Platformer, run and gun and, a puzzle game!
f4e9db No.89258
>>89256
l-lewd
>>89257
what are we going to do?
3de482 No.89259
>>89258
Probably talk to praetor and brush up on my anime.
Do you have any plans?
f4e9db No.89260
>>89259
I had a nine hour shift today so I'm just resting mostly
3de482 No.89261
>>89260
Well, have a good night~
f4e9db No.89262
>>89261
I could use someone to snuggle with…
3de482 No.89263
>>89262
I am pretty soft.
But, I'm afraid I'm someones pillow already~
f4e9db No.89264
>>89263
but what if I'm a master pillow thief?
3de482 No.89265
>>89264
It maybe a serious crime.
Ya, never unless you try~
f4e9db No.89266
>>89265
would a life of crime be so bad if I had a nice pillow?
3de482 No.89267
>>89266
Depends on what crime you do~
3de482 No.89274
Fox wives should be banned!
f3eb2f No.89276
>>89274
>Fox wives should be banned, goy!
>t. THE JEW
You're a good goy for spreading Jewish propaganda! Never forget about The Promised Day, schlomo!
3de482 No.89278
>>89275
You're killing me here!
f3eb2f No.89280
>>89277
Beautiful! And hi Anon!
f3eb2f No.89282
>>89279
Very long! What did I miss while I was gone?
3de482 No.89286
>>89282
Not too much happen other than /imouto/ is about to be 3.
Kind of strange when you think about it.
How have you been?
f3eb2f No.89288
>>89283
The fox is no longer an awoo.
>>89284
Gay!
>>89286
Busy! I think the last time I was here I was visiting relatives in the UK? I can't even remember when I posted. I think the summer or spring of last year? So much stuff to talk about!
3de482 No.89290
>>89288
Hmm, it's been some time…Let's see.
It was probably last spring. Though, I don't remember you having a British flag.
There was a Belgian anon not too long ago that lived right on the border.
3de482 No.89293
>>89292
hypno-maids better?
3de482 No.89295
>>89294
So, she just showed up one day and said you're my husband?
I can dig it.
f3eb2f No.89296
>>89290
Wouldn't be me. I don't recall ever posting from Belgium. I still get the feeling I missed a lot. Maybe I should lurk moar!
>>89289
Everyone is good at something! Including stupidity! Everyone is good at that!
3de482 No.89298
>>89296
We had some European anons drop on by.
There was a Hungarian anon once upon a time.
But, sure! Lurk as much as you want, we're just really slow due to spring semester!
How is Belgium anyways?
f3eb2f No.89301
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>89298
Other than the migrants, it is just waffley!
3de482 No.89302
>>89301
Might have to visit just for the waffles!
f3eb2f No.89303
>>89299
Not weird. Maybe it is, but it's common since the beginning of time for humans to be good at stupidity. Stupidity just evolved over the years and it keeps getting worse, like a contagious disease! So it doesn't feel weird now! Pic somewhat related!
Must have to do with humans being a naturally self destructive species, I'm sure you know about that my dear kitsune!
3de482 No.89304
I'll be back with food!
Be safe while I'm gone!
f3eb2f No.89305
>>89302
I want to visit Japan for the taiyaki!!!!!!!!
f3eb2f No.89306
>>89304
You stay safe too! Have fun! Have lots of protein and very little carbs!
f3eb2f No.89309
>>89307
Well I am posting here instead of doing homework!
3de482 No.89311
>>89306
What category does taco salad fall under?
f3eb2f No.89312
>>89310
Just a break, kitsune-chan! I got most of the work done! Btw, what I mean about you knowing about humans being self destructive is cause kitsunes are like….super old right? So it means you got to see Japan being a country full of samurai turn into a country that faps to Boku No Pico!
f3eb2f No.89313
>>89311
What dressing do you have? What's in the salad, how much corn chips?
3de482 No.89314
>>89313
Burrito bowl would be the right word.
I have refried beans, iceberg lettuce, ground beef, cilantro and onions, spanish rice and mystery green sauce.
f3eb2f No.89316
>>89314
Doesn't sound too healthy, but enjoy it! You work hard!
f3eb2f No.89317
>>89315
Technically I am? Or look like one? Being a loli doggo and all….point still stands though. Japan is no longer samurai. I blame the nuke. Thanks FDR!
3de482 No.89318
>>89316
I should go live in France!
I heard they have a lot of holidays!
f3eb2f No.89323
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>>89318
They got a decent president now, as well! He fooled everyone!
>>89319
Play darts! Especially when you watch events in the UK! They dress up and party all the time during darts events!
f3eb2f No.89327
>>89324
Is this proof that the stuff they smoke in America now is much more stronger than what we have here? Do they lace their weed with tide pods over there?!
3de482 No.89328
>>89325
You'll have to stop being cute or I'll fall in love.
3de482 No.89329
>>89327
There's more genetic engineering of marijuana in the US than anywhere in the world.
I'm surprised that Holland pot is still illegal in certain places.
f3eb2f No.89330
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>>89326
Instead of playing shogi, play darts! I've been to some of the Rotterdam events actually.
f3eb2f No.89331
>>89329
It is? The more you know.
3de482 No.89332
>>89331
Sort of, something, something, can't go outside of cafes with so many grams of pot.
f3eb2f No.89333
>>89332
Crazy American laws! American bureaucracy!
3de482 No.89334
>>89333
I was talking about Holland.
In America, you can have up to 15 grams of pot in Texas. Which is a hell of a lot.
f3eb2f No.89335
>>89334
Oh! Everything is bigger in Texas!
3de482 No.89337
>>89335
Wish our lesbians were bigger.
f3eb2f No.89339
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>>89337
Hwat? Are you a fatty lover?
f3eb2f No.89342
>>89340
You have tall, flat, lesbians in Texas? Slenderlesbians?
f3eb2f No.89344
>>89343
Then ask for cute lesbians instead of bigger ones!
3de482 No.89346
>>89344
Big boobs make everything better.
Look at porn.
f3eb2f No.89347
>>89346
If the girl still has an ugly face, it's not worth it. Look at how many ugly fat niggers there are with big boobs! I like short, cute girls!
3de482 No.89348
>>89347
Time to live in nippon!
f3eb2f No.89349
>>89348
They no like the gaijin.
3de482 No.89350
>>89349
Depends on which asian country you're in.
Do nips go to holland?
f4e9db No.89351
3de482 No.89353
Computer!
Stopped being possessed!
f3eb2f No.89354
>>89350
I think. I don't see them often though, despite the long standing Japanese and Dutch relationships. I still want to go to Japan though.
3de482 No.89357
>>89354
Strange, maybe they're on holiday!
f3eb2f No.89359
>>89357
I think it's my area.
3de482 No.89360
>>89359
Tulips and windmills does sound pretty comfy and romantic.
3de482 No.89364
>>89362
What do you like to do?
f4e9db No.89365
3de482 No.89366
>>89365
Darn, I think a bf would be really happy with you!
f3eb2f No.89367
>>89365
I wonder why.
>>89364
N…Nothing lewd!
3de482 No.89369
Must have scared everyone off.
f3eb2f No.89370
>>89369
I got to go back to homework before I sleep. Also, Kitsune-chan will be back (hopefully).
3de482 No.89371
>>89370
Hopefully, I wanted ask him a few questions!
Good luck with your homework!
f4e9db No.89372
>>89366
>>89367
I'm having trouble finding someone, being a redpilled homosexual in a blue state. There are very few gays, fewer of them are right-wing, even fewer of those live anywhere near me, and a lot of the ones that do are fat, short, and/or non-white
3de482 No.89373
>>89372
Usually how those tend to go.
Things aren't much better in the red states either.
At least there's the log cabin republicans!
f4e9db No.89374
>>89373
ye but I want a boifriend!
I tried joining the homo/pol/ discord on /cuteboys/ but so far they seem more interested in talking about economics and philosophy rather than dating
3de482 No.89375
>>89374
Even on /cuteboys/?
That's surprising, I thought they all erped with each other.
f4e9db No.89376
>>89375
I just got on there today, so we'll see
3de482 No.89377
>>89376
Do you cross dress or was that just something special?
f4e9db No.89378
>>89377
I'm cute in a twinky kinda way but I don't think I can pass with my whole body, but panties and kneesocks are cute and soft. Also you gotta wear panties to be a good programmer
3de482 No.89379
>>89378
Get the maid outfit.
No man can resist!
f4e9db No.89380
f4e9db No.89382
f3eb2f No.89383
Good night badfox, good night kitsune! Very late here.
3de482 No.89384
>>89382
Only if they're boys.
3de482 No.89388
>>89387
This manga hits all the bases.
f4e9db No.89389
>>89388
it even has extremely lewd things like headpats
f4e9db No.89393
>>89392
it has even naughtier scenes of course ;)
d8d4d5 No.89396
>>89372
Nothing wrong with being short!
f4e9db No.89397
>>89396
no manlets, he has to be at least taller than I am
d8d4d5 No.89401
>>89397
Well if you're gonna be the bottom bitch that makes sense.
3de482 No.89402
>>89401
Some men are destined for the prostate massage.
f4e9db No.89403
3de482 No.89404
>>89403
But do you like Bad Dragon?
d8d4d5 No.89406
>>89402
Like you?
>>89403
Hope you're a manlet as well or you'll have a hard time finding someone.
f4e9db No.89407
>>89406
I'm only 5'10" so I'm sure it's no problem
3de482 No.89409
>>89406
No, I don't use penis!
d8d4d5 No.89410
>>89407
>only 5'10
I see we got a real /fit/ gay here. Unless you live in Netherlands then good luck.
>>89409
Does it use you instead?
3de482 No.89411
>>89410
Sounds unpleasant!
f4e9db No.89413
>>89410
isn't below 6 foot average? why would I wanna date some little goblin man?
3de482 No.89416
>>89415
Don't reach that level of degeneracy.
It will really hurt.
3de482 No.89420
>>89419
A fox of many talents she is.
99483f No.89429
>>89427
She has important tips for us students!
f4e9db No.89432
>>89431
this girl cute but I'm not sure if I should subscribe, wouldn't that be cheating on kizuna-chan?
99483f No.89433
>>89432
Possibly.
Luna is just fun due to her ADHD meets psychopathy.
AI is just cute and plays the part really well.
f4e9db No.89434
99483f No.89435
>>89434
You have to go back.
Further than AI.
https://youtu.be/rnkMoAfypaI
f4e9db No.89436
99483f No.89439
99483f No.89440
There we go.
Gotta delete that culkold porn from my laptop one of these days.
99483f No.89441
Really 8chan?
Oh well, out for lunch.
99483f No.89443