b49fe7 No.83693
>Christmas 2017 scheduled on mid-Dec
http://news.fate-go.jp/2017/christmas2017/
>Salem Rate-up II: Dec 6 - Dec 20
http://news.fate-go.jp/2017/salem2/
5* Foreigner Abigail Williams
4* Queen of Sheba
>Interlude campaign 4
http://news.fate-go.jp/2017/intermission4/
Nezha, Queen of Sheba, Quetzalcoatl and Jaguarman: Quartz interludes
Medusa Lily and Gorgon: NP interludes
>EoR IV: Salem
http://news.fate-go.jp/2017/salem_full/
>Bond bonus for casters
>Event longer than Babylonia
>Mystery themed singularity
CM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7d2uvHvakA
>Fate/Grand Order VR feat. Mashu Campaign Nov 28 - Dec 13
http://news.fate-go.jp/2017/fgovr_ca/
>New quest that rewards a Master EXP CE
>Rate-up for the following CEs
Halloween Arrangement
Grand New Year
Dumplings Over Flowers
Dangerous Beast
Chaldea Anniversary
>Salem Rate-up: Nov 29 - Dec 13
Circe: 10-11, 12-13
Nezha: 12-13
>News
http://view.fate-go.jp/
>Monthly items: Deadly Poison Stinger, Magic Cerebrospinal Fluid, Dragon Fang
>Dropmaps
http://imgur.com/a/6nXq9
>Farming Guide
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQA/htmlview?sle=true#
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/Hp918cqA
>Mega Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/HTrhq7Nk
>TLs Pastebins
http://pastebin.com/RA8Px5jz
https://pastebin.com/yP9nRYZM
https://pastebin.com/8Ecd9kXs
>Friendlist Spreadsheet (last reset: November 29)
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScCq3eZgh3zlUtZ3G6Y-zzv1kaXt4GHuWVBRlV__V3Q3rC2Pg/viewform
View list https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FSN1kmzso2itgjWzaGfysZ5WhEjiL5EcyjGr4k6DffA
>Materials, experience and event AP simulators
http://fgosimulator.webcrow.jp/
>NP Comparison
http://fgo-gacha.link/noble-phantasm-damage
>Alternate Servant/CE DB
http://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/servant.html
b49fe7 No.83695
School -is- bad civilization.
67814f No.83697
67814f No.83699
Dubs say California and New York will burn to the ground.
>>83698
Hi Hungary-chan.
b49fe7 No.83700
>Two classes down
>Two classes to go
>Mfw
https://youtu.be/a6BbvCC0VI0
17d1b8 No.83701
>>83699
Hello! Did you know that today is the international mountain day?
f9a4d2 No.83702
>>83700
>two finals on monday
How awful.
>>83701
If only there were some mountains nearby!
67814f No.83703
>>83701
No, I did not! I spent my time on YouTube!
f9a4d2 No.83704
A dead board is a sad board.
f9a4d2 No.83706
>>83705
Never really saw it like that, but makes enough sense to me.
b49fe7 No.83707
>>83706
Really makes gets those neurons firing.
f9a4d2 No.83708
>>83707
My almonds are activated right now, but I don't know about you.
b49fe7 No.83709
>>83708
Where does one find activated almonds?
f9a4d2 No.83710
>>83709
At the Almond Activation and Refinement factory.
They like to give tours with free samples and everything.
b49fe7 No.83711
>>83710
Are you sure it wasn't the suppository factory?
f9a4d2 No.83712
>>83711
You've figured it out.
The real "almonds" are harvested prostates.
You'll have to be killed, now.
f9a4d2 No.83714
>>83713
They're cute.
Why not?
b49fe7 No.83715
>>83714
Oh yeah?
You're cute!
b49fe7 No.83717
>>83716
The ultimate being.
me
f9a4d2 No.83718
>>83717
The ultimate being is misguided.
What a tragedy.
b49fe7 No.83719
>>83718
The ultimate evil blinds you.
f9a4d2 No.83720
>>83719
That's quite rude of them.
I kind of need to see, you know.
b49fe7 No.83721
>>83720
Just become a maid and join the religion of maids!
f9a4d2 No.83722
>>83721
I don't think I would pass the entrance exam.
But it couldn't hurt to try, right?
b49fe7 No.83723
>>83722
It depends how well you fill out a dress.
Good news for you is I have a how to book.
f9a4d2 No.83724
>>83723
Send it my way, then.
If it's only 1 page that says "become a girl" I'll hurl it back at you.
f9a4d2 No.83726
>>83725
Let me grab my phone, I guess.
b49fe7 No.83727
>>83726
>74 pages
>phone
ehhh.
f9a4d2 No.83728
>>83727
It's either that or I don't read it at all.
Pick your poison, fox.
f9a4d2 No.83732
I'm very scared to go past that opening page.
b49fe7 No.83734
It's a bit disconcerting how hot she is.
f9a4d2 No.83735
>>83733
Is this just a service where they dress you up?
b49fe7 No.83736
>>83735
Sort of, photographer and service.
You get to be a model.
f9a4d2 No.83737
>>83736
Sounds like it could be a fun time, if they're good at it.
b49fe7 No.83738
>>83737
Some are order men and you can definitely tell.
The younger ones look like bonafide girls.
f9a4d2 No.83739
>>83738
Crossdressing is the young's domain. The older you get, the harder it is.
b49fe7 No.83740
>>83739
Say menopause it you like a ton of bricks.
Also, Jazz would like to have a word with you.
f9a4d2 No.83743
>>83742
They're younger than me.
My point still stands.
b49fe7 No.83744
>>83743
My point is. He looks like a fucking tank now.
Not easy, breezy, beautiful, cover girl.
If you're gonna go the whole nine yards. Chop off em balls.
f9a4d2 No.83745
>>83744
And do it early, too.
Although, it's pretty futile in the end.
b49fe7 No.83746
>>83745
Having kids is out of fashion these days.
Is it so futile?
f9a4d2 No.83747
>>83746
Is it really? I would have expected to be one of the few things to keep up.
I don't think having kids is at all.
Dealing with what you rolled to begin with is half of the fun.
b49fe7 No.83748
>>83747
What if life is a DnD game and we're all NPCs?
f9a4d2 No.83749
>>83748
Nonsense.
It's an MMO, we're all player characters.
Although, I can really only be sure about myself. For all I know, everyone else is an NPC.
b49fe7 No.83750
>>83749
It would be the most meta thing in existence if we're in an MMO and we're talking to each other over the internet.
If everyone is an NPC. Then that means that they're programmed to interact with you.
f9a4d2 No.83751
>>83750
Meta is the name of the game nowadays.
Or not interact with me, in my case.
But yes, that's why I can't prove that they're not NPCs.
b49fe7 No.83752
>>83751
This would mean that your parents are NPCs and that your brother is an NPC.
f9a4d2 No.83753
>>83752
That's what I'm getting at, yes.
b49fe7 No.83754
>>83753
You're telling me that you live with robots?
Everything is making a bit more sense now.
f9a4d2 No.83755
>>83754
Sure does feel like it sometimes!
You're a robot too, you know.
b49fe7 No.83756
>>83755
I would be a very buggy piece of software that fails to execute commands!
Unless, lazy is programmable.
f9a4d2 No.83757
>>83756
The devs wanted the NPCs to feel real and varied, so that's intentional.
b49fe7 No.83758
>>83757
Let's kill the devs.
f9a4d2 No.83759
>>83758
They died a long time ago.
We're just stuck here, eternally creating more and more NPCs with no true purpose anymore.
b49fe7 No.83760
>>83759
Let's destroy the world.
f9a4d2 No.83761
>>83760
What would the point be?
b49fe7 No.83762
>>83761
You get a character selection screen in the next life.
f9a4d2 No.83763
>>83762
Let's burn it all to the ground, then.
b49fe7 No.83766
>>83765
Did you read ero-manga sensei: otoboku edition?
f9a4d2 No.83767
>>83766
You ended up distracting me, so I'm only a few pages in.
b49fe7 No.83770
>>83769
Read or I'll sick moonbitch on you.
b49fe7 No.83772
>It's harder to wear a one piece dress because men have different waist heights
>So you look like an ironing board
Who knew!
f9a4d2 No.83777
>>83776
Oh, so now you swap sides, huh?
b49fe7 No.83778
>>83777
Different time of month.
b49fe7 No.83780
>>83779
Hardly.
I'm just very eccentric with a pinch of sarcasm.
0ae192 No.83781
>>83780
Easier to just say "Nut".
b49fe7 No.83782
>>83781
Nut implies that I'm not intelligent.
Eccentric could fly whether way. But, the definition is more fitting.
Also, people that work IT are more likely to be crossdressers.
Who knew.
0ae192 No.83783
>>83782
I don't think that's necessarily the case.
0ae192 No.83786
b49fe7 No.83787
>>83786
What are you doing?
0ae192 No.83788
>>83787
Right now? Looking at /vg/, and I just finished eating some eggs.
b49fe7 No.83789
>>83788
What's on /vg/?
PUBG or Warframe?
Honestly, I'm thinking about making a fried egg sandwich when I get back home!
0ae192 No.83790
>>83789
I'm not too terribly invested in either of those things. I'm watching people discuss hunting.
Where are you now, then?
b49fe7 No.83791
>>83790
I'm in Freedom land currently.
I'm going to be in pseudo-frog land tomorrow~
0ae192 No.83792
>>83791
Oh, okay!
I wasn't sure what "home" meant to you.
b49fe7 No.83793
>>83792
Home is several places.
Thankfully, I'll be relieved from house-sitting duties and be -permanently- in the US by the end of next year.
0ae192 No.83794
>>83793
Why thankfully? Do you dislike it here?
b49fe7 No.83795
>>83794
It's really expensive to live in Canada.
Food prices are really high!
0ae192 No.83796
>>83795
I can believe it's true, but I don't really have anything to compare with.
0ae192 No.83798
>>83797
I've considered it more than once. It's not like I can just decide to move to the US and that's it, though.
b49fe7 No.83799
>>83798
Marry a tall US woman and move back with her in the states.
Fool proof.
0ae192 No.83800
>>83799
When do you transition?
0ae192 No.83802
>>83801
The blood will be on your hands when I can't afford Canadian food prices.
Are you a fan of COPS?
b49fe7 No.83803
>>83802
Not really.
Buy a mouse trap.
You'll be set for months.
0ae192 No.83804
>>83803
Well, I could make my own easily enough, but I don't want to eat a mouse ever.
Incidentally, Alberta is the only 100% rat-free province in the nation.
0ae192 No.83806
>>83805
Just very vigilant about them, I suppose.
5920f3 No.83807
>>83790
Good discussions to follow.
0ae192 No.83808
>>83807
They can be.
How have your experiences been so far?
b49fe7 No.83809
>>83806
This reminds me of the story with Texas and the bears or the market hunting.
Still, what do the birds of prey eat?
5920f3 No.83810
>>83806
>work hard to keep out rats
>won't work hard to keep out illegal immigrants
Those rats deserve better treatment.
>>83808
Pretty good, about to have another go at it.
0ae192 No.83811
>>83810
Rats are the only troublesome one out of the two! :^)
I've gone throught the quests with three different people now, (in pairs), and I've timed out on the third mission five attempts out of six!
>>83809
I guess the normal things like gophers and that? I've never really thought much about it.
0ae192 No.83813
>>83812
Yes.
You'll pretty regularly see rabbits moving about just in the city even.
b49fe7 No.83814
>>83813
Sounds like Post Texas.
Now you have a food source!
0ae192 No.83815
>>83814
Rabbit is maybe a bit more appealing a source of meat than mice, yeah.
b49fe7 No.83816
>>83815
That mouse trap guy actually tells you how to cook rats.
I thought about doing that since there's a place with tons of rats.
But, you you know. They're rats.
0ae192 No.83817
>>83816
I'm sure it wouldn't be an awful thing to have just once, but you'd sure feel gross about it.
b49fe7 No.83818
>>83817
I have a feeling it would taste like raccoon or possum.
Squirrel I swear is a meme that some guy cooked up.
0ae192 No.83819
>>83818
I can't imagine taking the trouble to catch and cook something that small, but I've never been in such a desperate situation. A raccoon maybe, they get pretty big, but again, it's a disgusting animal.
b49fe7 No.83820
>>83819
If the jews won't touch raccoon.
Should gentiles?
5920f3 No.83821
>>83811
Think I got some webm of some lady, who's speaking Spanish, is comparing immigrants to rats.
Last one can be tough. Apparently they give the monster 4x HP even if you only have two people for this beta. So it makes it rough.
We beat the Rathalos earlier.
0ae192 No.83822
>>83820
Is that a real thing? Where did you read that?
b49fe7 No.83823
>>83822
No, but it's a scavenger.
So, it would stand to reason that jews would forbid consumption of such creature.
0ae192 No.83824
>>83823
>Clean animals include cows, sheep, goats, and deer. Unclean animals include pigs, horses, camels, rats, cats, dogs, snakes, raccoons, squirrels, and most insects. Clean birds include chicken, turkeys, geese, ducks, and doves. Unclean birds include eagles, sparrows, and crows. Clean seafood includes salmon, trout, and other fish with fins and scales. Unclean seafood includes catfish, sharks, shrimp, eel, octopus, squid, shellfish, and whales.
I guess you know more about these people than I do!
b49fe7 No.83825
>>83824
>Friends with Jew family for short while
>Doctor was Jewish
>Family talked about clean food a lot
>Church talked about clean food a lot
You know.
Jews are really deep in American society.
0ae192 No.83826
>>83825
But I wouldn't expect it in Texas, though. I only really think about them in terms of New York and California. Especially New York, though.
b49fe7 No.83827
>>83826
A lot of doctors are Jewish.
Most stayed in New York because they were really poor and lived in generational poverty.
Let me tell you about how much that was shilled in school.
Anyways, many lucked out and went to school.
497f1e No.83828
Good luck with the rest of the week, everyone.
0ae192 No.83829
>>83828
Are you going somewhere?
5920f3 No.83830
>>83819
Just farm raccoons like pigs, and it's all good.
b49fe7 No.83831
>He's going to sleep already
Ugh, fuck finals.
0ae192 No.83832
>>83827
Good to hear that they got out of that.
>>83830
I live in an apartment!
b49fe7 No.83833
>>83832
At the cost of burning down America.
Yes. So happy.
Jews are my greatest Ally. Support Israel and our troops. hehehe.
0ae192 No.83834
>>83833
Don't support either of those things!
I guess I'm taking off.
0ae192 No.83836
>>83835
You'll find a way.
b49fe7 No.83839
b49fe7 No.83840
>Had to download album on a backwater chinese website
This is a good idea.
5920f3 No.83841
>>83832
You can do it! I believe in you!
Sleep well.
67814f No.83845
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
b8248e No.83849
>>83848
Wednesday here already, I just wish it was Friday.
f9a4d2 No.83850
>>83849
It's nearly wednesday.
After tomorrow, my hard finals are all done, so I can take it easy.
b8248e No.83851
>>83850
Ah, sounds good.
The only relaxation I'll have is the weekends and x'mas day and the day after it.
f9a4d2 No.83852
>>83851
One of the upsides to college is the breaks you get.
Any plans for christmas, besides the usual family stuff?
8e2843 No.83853
>>83848
You are still here.
f9a4d2 No.83854
>>83853
Yes I am.
Sorry if I implied that I wouldn't be, I just wanted to wish people luck with their finals.
b8248e No.83855
>>83852
Yeah, that's partly why I want to get into the studying business again.
Not really, probably sleeping awfully a lot.
f9a4d2 No.83856
>>83855
I need to catch up on sleep as well.
Hopefully it comes easily.
b8248e No.83857
>>83856
Oh, not sleeping too well?
I just feel awfully tired all the time.
f9a4d2 No.83858
>>83857
Me and sleep have been at odds recently.
Not too sure why, but it's not awful or anything.
Sleepy tired, or a different kind of tired?
b8248e No.83859
>>83858
Ah, might be the stress from finals?
Like the type of tired that I want to snooze for ~12 hours, wake up to only yawn and curl up to fall asleep for a bit before getting up.
8e2843 No.83860
>>83854
Nothing to say sorry for, I just interpret things weird sometimes.
f9a4d2 No.83861
>>83859
I'm not really very stressed about finals, really.
I'm sure it'll work itself out.
>>83860
I can see where you're coming from, though. Probably should have worded it differently.
b8248e No.83862
>>83861
I've always seen stress as the type of concept that I don't know what causes it, but sometimes I realize that I'm stressed out by something which isn't clear to myself, I may just be awfully dumb.
But I want to sleep like that now!
f9a4d2 No.83863
>>83862
Why not go to sleep, then?
It's pretty late over there, correct?
b8248e No.83864
>>83863
Yes.. but only 3 hours and 40 mins till wake up..
f9a4d2 No.83865
>>83864
You had better sleep right now, then!
You'll regret it tomorrow if you don't.
b8248e No.83866
>>83865
Well, I mean, work is getting slower all the time now due to x'mas season.
But I want to sleep awfully long.
f9a4d2 No.83867
>>83866
Either do it all at once on a weekend, or slowly start sleeping more each night.
b8248e No.83868
>>83867
But the internet is too interesting..
f9a4d2 No.83869
>>83868
The internet is largely a waste of time, so why not just do yourself a favor?
b8248e No.83870
>>83869
You're not a waste of time.
8e2843 No.83871
>>83861
Sure.
More importantly since you're here though, how were your exams today?
b8248e No.83872
Fine.. I'll go to bed then.
8e2843 No.83873
>>83872
Good choice. Have a good sleep! Not too much, though.
f9a4d2 No.83874
>>83871
I only had one today, and it went alright.
Better than expected, actually.
Chem is the only other one I've really got to worry about.
>>83872
G'night SD.
8e2843 No.83875
>>83874
Sorry.
Well that's good news. Were you expecting to do poorly, or just not quite as well?
All you can do is work at it! Hopefully if you don't do wonderfully, your mark in the course overall is good.
Would you say your first stretch of post secondary was relatively painless, then? You haven't done much complaining about it, at the very least.
f9a4d2 No.83876
>>83875
I always set my expectations pretty low, so I'm usually not disappointed.
It's been pretty awful. to be honest. Next semester I'll do better.
0ae192 No.83877
>>83876
Awful how? Your performance, or more personal stuff?
I know a lot of people have trouble adjusting to the new freedom, and it's hard to motivate yourself to do schoolwork.
a02133 No.83878
>>83877
A good bit of both.
This semester has been much better than I was before, but I'm still not there yet.
Sorry for the late replies.
9c140b No.83879
"Hey anon, wanna read the bible with us?"
9c140b No.83880
That is by no means a church group.
f9a4d2 No.83882
>>83881
Back in Canada for break?
f9a4d2 No.83884
>>83883
No stealerino.
Sadly, there's not too many pictures of her floating around yet.
9c140b No.83885
>>83884
That's how it is.
Best girls always get the shaft.
68f9d8 No.83886
>>83885
She joins melia in the "girls who should have won" club.
9c140b No.83887
>>83886
I'll take Pyra and cum in her ass.
669e36 No.83888
>>83887
Gay.
Her final form is better.
669e36 No.83890
>>83889
Yep. The third one.
9c140b No.83893
>>83892
>No art of Mythra
Why are XB girls so unappreciated?
9c140b No.83897
>Have silver silverware
>Have drain cleaner
This break is gonna be fun.
f9a4d2 No.83899
Undead.
Sorry, went and finished Xenoblade.
9c140b No.83900
>>83899
Good news, because it's dindin.
Also, clearing out my images. What anything?
9c140b No.83901
f9a4d2 No.83902
>>83900
No, I'm done stealing folders from people.
9c140b No.83905
>>83904
I have the sneaking suspicion that you want to be bear hugged by a large man in a prison shower scenario.
f9a4d2 No.83906
>>83905
Now what would ever make you think that?
9c140b No.83909
>>83908
You get to experience a wonderful feeling.
Having a dick massage your prostate.
f9a4d2 No.83910
>>83909
I'm sure you're very familiar with that feeling.
9c140b No.83911
>>83910
I've never had a man lover before!
f9a4d2 No.83912
>>83911
I'm sure you don't plan on having on any time soon, either?
f9a4d2 No.83914
>>83913
Isn't the remake really ugly?
9c140b No.83915
>>83914
You get original sprites too.
f9a4d2 No.83916
>>83915
I guess there's no problem, then.
9c140b No.83917
>>83916
Buy YU-NO for the PS4?
f9a4d2 No.83918
>>83917
Why would I not just play it on PC?
PS4 is getting more useless by the day.
9c140b No.83919
>>83918
It's still untranslated right?
f9a4d2 No.83920
>>83919
I would be surprised if it wasn't.
f9a4d2 No.83921
9c140b No.83922
>>83920
In 2011 too.
Lest I heard it was in purgatory.
https://vndb.org/v1377
f9a4d2 No.83923
>>83922
Seems like it's been a while since you've checked.
9c140b No.83924
>>83923
Anons lie. A LOT.
So, it doesn't surprise me.
What game do you want localized?
9c140b No.83926
>>83925
>Not DT2-2
>Not TtT
Uta is good too.
f9a4d2 No.83927
>>83926
If they released DT on a real platform I might go for it.
I have no interest in TtT whatsoever.
9c140b No.83928
>>83927
Remember Grimiore?
You would get your shit kicked in at the Therian village and then continue to slog through the most tedious enemies known to man.
Then…Comes the post game….
Let me tell you about elevators.
f9a4d2 No.83929
>>83928
Oh no. The hard game boogeyman.
How scary!
9c140b No.83930
>>83929
What's the hardest game you've played?
f9a4d2 No.83931
>>83930
For me?
Any RTS.
I'm horrible at them.
f9a4d2 No.83933
>>83932
Why would I spend time getting good at something I don't enjoy?
Ya nut.
9c140b No.83934
>>83933
To become stronger!
Nobody important got far because they enjoyed it!
f9a4d2 No.83935
>>83934
Games are purely for entertainment.
If they're not entertaining you, what the hell are you doing playing them?
9c140b No.83936
>>83935
I enjoy pain.
Pain is the truest form of existence.
9c140b No.83938
>>83937
You know it!
See you!
f9a4d2 No.83941
>>83940
I need to change my pants now.
Thanks for that.
9c140b No.83942
>>83941
You should be more concerned over the fact that a folder randomly popped back up in my folder!
f9a4d2 No.83943
>>83942
With a failing hard drive like yours?
I'm not surprised one bit.
9c140b No.83944
>>83943
I'm going to force feed you cranberry juice like that ending in Euphoria.
f9a4d2 No.83945
>>83944
How awful.
What folder was it?
9c140b No.83946
>>83945
A folder that exported to a flash drive.
f9a4d2 No.83947
>>83946
You sure it wasn't just in a temp folder somewhere?
9c140b No.83948
>>83947
Not that I know of.
I haven't touched the folder in 3 years.
f9a4d2 No.83949
>>83948
Folders don't just randomly appear, fox.
9c140b No.83950
>>83949
This one did.
There was an error when I exported the folder or I have a demon possessing my computer.
Take your pick.
f9a4d2 No.83951
>>83950
That's not how things work.
9c140b No.83952
>>83951
Demons possessing computers is certainly within the realm of possibility.
f9a4d2 No.83953
>>83952
Are you going to make me raise your idiot level cap?
9c140b No.83954
>>83953
I'm only stupid for you.
f9a4d2 No.83955
>>83954
I didn't sign up for that.
Why?
f9a4d2 No.83957
>>83956
All of these things you are, just for me.
f9a4d2 No.83959
>>83958
You're not allowed to say that.
9c140b No.83960
>>83959
I'll break the rule for today.
f9a4d2 No.83961
>>83960
Fine, but only for today.
9c140b No.83962
>>83961
You are know a maid.
What will you clean first?
f9a4d2 No.83963
>>83962
Whatever I'm ordered to, as that is the Maid's duty.
Although, the kitchen would be my choice.
9c140b No.83966
>>83965
Master wants eggs?
f9a4d2 No.83967
>>83966
My job is cleaning, not cooking.
I'm sure he's got chefs to do that for him.
Unless he wants it from me specifically, I guess.
f9a4d2 No.83969
>>83968
Naked apron is hot.
9c140b No.83970
>>83969
See?
It's really gay though.
f9a4d2 No.83971
>>83970
You'll have to explain that one to me.
Especially if it's a woman in the apron.
9c140b No.83972
>>83971
So, you're a woman.
Knew it.
9c140b No.83974
>>83973
You're cooking the eggs. right?
f9a4d2 No.83975
>>83974
Sure, if that is what's requested of me.
Gotta do my job and all that.
9c140b No.83976
>>83975
Just like my doujins~
f9a4d2 No.83977
>>83976
It comes with the title.
Although, what naked apron doujins are there? I haven't come across one in a long long time.
f9a4d2 No.83979
>>83978
Have you finally seen the light?
9c140b No.83980
>>83979
Is the light the voice that says headpats are the miracle of the universe?
f9a4d2 No.83981
>>83980
The light is everything that's warm and happy.
Headpats included.
9c140b No.83982
>>83981
I think that's porn.
f9a4d2 No.83985
>>83984
I'm amassing all the pictures I can get.
It's good porn, too.
9c140b No.83986
>>83985
What constitutes as good porn.
f9a4d2 No.83987
>>83986
Anything that makes me feel like I could break a diamond in half with my dick.
f9a4d2 No.83989
>>83988
I have to be in a very, very specific mood for that.
f9a4d2 No.83991
>>83990
Like, actual cats?
Or just catgirls?
f9a4d2 No.83995
>>83994
Not when she's in cat form, at least.
While she's a human?
Without a doubt.
f9a4d2 No.83997
>>83996
It's not really a secret or anything.
9c140b No.83998
>>83997
Lolis are only for hugs!
9c140b No.84000
>>83999
You'll get to thrown into loli reduction camp!
f9a4d2 No.84001
>>84000
I'd like to reduce a few lolis, if you know what I mean.
f9a4d2 No.84003
>>84002
Lolis are just cuter boys with vaginas.
9c140b No.84006
>>84005
Cause Yamaxanadu isn't a boy.
f9a4d2 No.84009
>>84008
She is.
What's your point?
9c140b No.84010
>>84009
I-I suppose I have no point….
f9a4d2 No.84015
>>84014
As much as I hate sonicfox for being a furry, the dude is really good at fighting games.
I've played him a few times in SG before.
9c140b No.84016
>>84015
Is he obnoxious?
If he is, then he's a terrible human being.
Also, is he black?
I thought the juice were only targeting whites with furry BS.
f9a4d2 No.84017
>>84016
I don't know. I've never actually talked to him, just ran into him on quickmatch once or twice.
He's black.
9c140b No.84018
>>84017
So, you got smoked.
I'm curious if you ever met DSP on a quick match.
f9a4d2 No.84019
>>84018
Of course I got smoked by one of the best players. That goes without being said.
No, me and DSP don't have any game overlap.
9c140b No.84020
>>84019
I forgot, DSP doesn't play games.
f9a4d2 No.84021
>>84020
If I was more into SF, I might have run into him.
He more just kind of limps through them and yells a lot.
f9a4d2 No.84025
>>84024
I would have walked right out of that presentation.
9c140b No.84026
>>84025
I did a presentation on NEET/Hikki for psych.
Perfect topic too.
f9a4d2 No.84027
>>84026
I probably would have walked out of yours as well.
9c140b No.84028
>>84027
But why?!
It's an actual thing that's actually killing economies!
f9a4d2 No.84029
>>84028
Did you say the word hikikomori anywhere during the presentation?
9c140b No.84030
>>84029
Nope.
It's not in scientific literature.
Though, there was a cool image that I pulled wikipedia of a hikki showing the journalist his katana.
I didn't realize it at the time. But there were about 5-7 piss bottles behind him.
Also, ready for Games Done Quick this year?
f9a4d2 No.84031
>>84030
Post the schedule.
f9a4d2 No.84033
>>84032
I'm not seeing anything that really makes me want to watch. I'll probably toss it on a second monitor for background noise.
9c140b No.84034
>>84033
Prinny 2 looks good.
Outside of that. I'm curious how the trans epidemic will be this year. Will there be a room full of female gamers or will there be a room full of men?
https://youtu.be/8WotPzG2nys
f9a4d2 No.84035
>>84034
That's just the icing on the cake.
9c140b No.84036
>>84035
You mean transexual jizz?
f9a4d2 No.84037
>>84036
No, all of the funny stuff that comes out of it that I can watch afterwards.
9c140b No.84038
>>84037
That's the gay man's way of watching it!
f9a4d2 No.84039
>>84038
I'm a massive faggot then.
f9a4d2 No.84040
Fuck spoilers not automatically turning off.
9c140b No.84041
>>84039
Faggots get head pats.
f9a4d2 No.84042
>>84041
That's a really good trade in my mind.
f9a4d2 No.84044
>>84043
What a pure video.
f9a4d2 No.84046
>>84045
Cute in video, yes.
I'll guarantee you that if one of those fuckers popped up on my desk or something it would meet a swift end.
9c140b No.84047
>>84046
That's his pet senpai!
Still, I wonder how often it tries to escape.
f9a4d2 No.84048
>>84047
It's probably kept in a glass tank of some sort.
9c140b No.84049
>>84048
I had an insanely bad thought.
Anyways, would you keep a millipede?
f9a4d2 No.84050
>>84049
Tell me this thought.
No, I don't like bugs. I really only want a cat, and that's about it.
f9a4d2 No.84052
>>84051
I'll have to do research and how it differs to take care of either sex.
9c140b No.84053
>>84052
You would have to get the boy cat neutered quickly.
Otherwise, you'll be dry humped to death.
f9a4d2 No.84054
>>84053
I would probably have to, but I'd feel bad for the poor guy.
9c140b No.84055
>>84054
You would get to wake up to this every morning.
https://youtu.be/ZUbKhVTVXNs
f9a4d2 No.84058
>>84057
You won't be invited to my funeral.
9c140b No.84059
>>84058
I'll rob your grave.
Oh wait, it's not possible to do that.
f9a4d2 No.84060
>>84059
Are you sure you don't want to find the treasure map I'll be buried with?
9c140b No.84061
>>84060
I'll go out Quasi-modo style.
f9a4d2 No.84062
>>84061
You'll have to refresh my mind on that movie.
It's been a very long time.
9c140b No.84063
>>84062
>Movie
Lel.
Esmeralda is hung for being a gypsy whore. They leave her body there in the gallows and then finally bury her. Quasi goes to her gave and digs her up. After that, he spoons with her until succumbing to exposure.
bfd829 No.84064
>>84063
Sure, be my guest.
I won't really care if I'm dead, you know.
9c140b No.84065
>>84064
You're six feet under concrete you know.
There;s a pesky little problem of caskets floating up to the surface when a flood happens. So, it would be impossible for me to go out in such a fashion.
bfd829 No.84066
>>84065
Well.
I'm never going to die, just to spite you.
0ae192 No.84068
Can you not flirt privately?
9c140b No.84069
>>84068
I tried that.
It always turns into the person going full yandere mode and telling me that they came while we're conversing.
bfd829 No.84071
>>84067
I'll become immortal and witness the death of the universe.
>>84068
Okay, PDA.
9c140b No.84072
>>84070
Don't be silly.
A bit of advice from a veteran.
Don't use the thread as a method of dating. Being cute and sexy maybe titillating in the moment. But the person behind the screen has a high likelihood of being suicidal.
0ae192 No.84074
>>84071
What?
>>84072
Who was that?
9c140b No.84075
>>84074
You talked to two.
Lexi wasn't suicidal, just really distant.
The others will never be mentioned and will stay in the back of thoughts.
0ae192 No.84076
>>84075
Lexi was before my time.
9c140b No.84077
>>84076
I was thinking she was.
Though, you were around when Mami was here. So, you may have seen her a few times.
0ae192 No.84078
>>84077
I have. He ran off to /b/, though.
9c140b No.84079
>>84078
Kind of.
Mami posts as anon on /animu/
0ae192 No.84080
>>84079
The last thing I remember was him claiming he got stabbed by a black on his way home from work.
9c140b No.84081
>>84080
Ah, yes, he also claimed to be a girl living in Harlem or Queens with a her Russian family and went to an all black school and made good grades in school. But decided to stay with her family because she was too socially awkward.
Also, we have no clue if he works.
The person is a complete mystery..
0ae192 No.84082
>>84081
>her
Oh. I didn't know.
But don't the two of you talk?
9c140b No.84083
>>84082
Nobody actually knows the real gender of Mami.
No, I told them to stop bringing Alice drama to /imouto/ and Mami said this place was too nice for them. So, they deleted their steam account and few off to /b/ to presumably harass Alice while Alice makes cooking/advice threads.
Also.
https://imgsu.net/image/NgKp
0ae192 No.84084
>>84083
Well if they say female, and you don't know otherwise, may as well assume.
>Alice drama
I don't know what this means.
Why do people sticker their vehicles so heavily?
9c140b No.84085
>>84084
Excellent.
Presumably that's a prank or the person has severe attention-seeking issues.
Take your pick.
Also, will you be working tomorrow?
0ae192 No.84086
>>84085
That doesn't clarify a thing!
Yes I will be, today was my day off.
9c140b No.84087
>>84086
For the sake of my sanity. I'll give you a run down in the morning.
Well, darn. I was hoping to speak with you yesterday.
But I guess I'll wait.
Good night.
0ae192 No.84088
>>84087
I'll look forward to it.
0ae192 No.84089
94edc2 No.84093
>>84092
The fallout from this is going to be pretty big. It'll be an interesting watch.
f9a4d2 No.84094
>>84092
still has to go through courts and congress before it actually goes away.
9c140b No.84095
>>84093
It will probably last a week and then something sad will happen in Africa.
Not sure what's going to happen.
From what I've seen nothing will happen.
9c140b No.84096
>>84094
Of course!
The democratic system will still play it's role.
Anyways, what e-reader do you like?
f9a4d2 No.84097
>>84096
I had an old one I used to use on my phone, but it's been a long time. I don't remember what it is.
I'm still a fan of actual books.
9c140b No.84098
>>84097
Tablets are so useless and cumbersome that I find myself wondering if I should invest in one.
Though, e-books are cheap.
f9a4d2 No.84099
>>84098
E-book piracy is also very easy.
I would get a dedicated e-reader with one of those e-ink screens.
f9a4d2 No.84101
>>84100
Yep!
They're really easy on the eyes, and last really long on a single charge.
9c140b No.84102
>>84101
They're only 100 or so bucks.
f9a4d2 No.84103
>>84102
Indeed!
A good investment if you do a lot of traveling, I'd imagine.
9c140b No.84104
>>84103
Get a job in Korea.
You'll travel a lot.
f9a4d2 No.84107
>>84106
Looks like the old mac.
It'll be useless, as usual.
9c140b No.84108
>>84107
Most powerful mac ever and it's $5000
You can finally run your favorite game…But at a price.
f9a4d2 No.84110
>>84108
The price is the added headache of having to run everything through WINE.
Because nobody puts games on OSX.
The only reason to ever get a mac is if you're heavily into video editing. Trying to use one for games is like trying to use a sock to hammer a nail.
9c140b No.84111
>>84110
I thought WINE was a Linux specific emulator.
f9a4d2 No.84112
>>84111
Max is basically linux.
9c140b No.84113
>>84112
So freeware gets turned into not-so-freeware.
Also, did you check out my infograph?
f9a4d2 No.84114
>>84113
It's not yours, it's /csg/s.
I frequent that general when I get bored, so I've already gone through it quite a few times.
9c140b No.84115
>>84114
Anything of interest?
2ce320 No.84116
>>84115
Depends on what you're going for.
See you in a while.
9c140b No.84118
Suppose thread in a few for those around.
f9a4d2 No.84119
>>84117
Not until later this evening.
I've got a final, then I get to play miata tetris for a while, then I gotta drive back.
9c140b No.84120
>>84119
Good luck and don't die!
f9a4d2 No.84121
>>84120
Thanks, and not planning on it.