d48098 No.46278
Kemeno Friends Edition
>What's new?
>D.va confirmed for Smash
https://youtu.be/UgJLvtx5PzI
>Nexus Challenge 2.0; Oni Genji skin, Policeman D.va, loot boxes, and more in Overwatch and HotS
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/
https://youtu.be/Bv2t9lwC7lk
>Heroes of the Storm 2.0; Now LIVE!
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695700/
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/
>Megabundles Announced; All players will be able to unlock up to 20 heroes for FREE
>Promotion ends May 22nd, 2017
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/megabundles/
>Genji Hero Announced; Now LIVE!
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/genji/
https://youtu.be/-SJgvzPRFEI
>Hamamura Battleground Announced; Now LIVE!
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/battlegrounds/hanamura/
https://youtu.be/Dq5-18Vt-c0
>For new players:
https://youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE
>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation or try mode and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, you'll regret it.
>Current Weekly Sale
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695741/
>Current Weekly Brawl
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20724210/
>Latest Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20721900
>Hero Rankings, Various Statistics, Talent Calculator, & Wiki
http://www.hotslogs.com/Default (Inaccurate)
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator
http://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki
>Current Tier List
http://www.robogrub.com/tierlist
>Where can I find you pro Genjis?
"/join /vg/" in game chat
d48098 No.46289
I sure wish I wasn't on the earliest time zone!
>>46281
Sounds like it could be a good time!
I hope you enjoy yourself.
>>46283
I don't know how exciting that sounds...
d48098 No.46290
>>46288
>literally posted at the same second
FUCK YOU
d48098 No.46291
>>46289
Like listening to Jordan Peterson on a rainy day!
d48098 No.46292
>>46288
What time zone are you in? I always forget.
Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
d48098 No.46293
>>46290
I've perfected the speed typing!
d48098 No.46294
>>46293
What's your WPM?
I bet it's lower than mine!
d48098 No.46295
>>46294
It was a few years back.
But it was 35WPM
d48098 No.46296
>>46292
I'm an hour before you two, and two hours before Error.
Do you know what you're doing yet?
>>46294
One of my IRL friends has a WPM in the 90s! That's insane!
d48098 No.46297
>>46295
>35
So that's why you're always typing essays, they just take forever!
d48098 No.46298
>>46296
that's baby stuff!
I typed 130WPM on dvorak
I'm sitting at around 115 on QWERTY
d48098 No.46299
>>46297
That was 8 years ago!
Now it's probably around 75?
d48098 No.46300
Meanwhile on Ran-sama's keyboard.
d48098 No.46301
>>46298
!!!
Try the same test and post results.
I just got 66.
http://typing-speed-test.aoeu.eu/?lang=en
d48098 No.46302
>>46296
We're going out for dinner, then coming back for a night of videogames.
>>46301
Laptop keyboard, I'll take it again. I'm sure I can get higher.
d48098 No.46304
Good night you two.
Stay out of trouble.
d48098 No.46305
>>46302
You are the true winner!
d48098 No.46306
>>46304
I'll see you another day!
d48098 No.46307
>>46304
Good night.
>>46305
2nd try, this is more my usual speed.
d48098 No.46308
>>46307
>Your score beats 99.58% of all
That's something. You should become a stenographer!
d48098 No.46309
>>46308
I'm much slower at transcribing speech than those typing tests, since I can't read the words ahead of time.
>world's fastest typer is at 212 WPM
I've got a ways to go, huh.
Either way, good night ese. See you tomorrow!
d48098 No.46310
>>46309
Have a good sleep~
d48098 No.46313
d48098 No.46314
d48098 No.46315
>>46313
Sleep well, Error!
d48098 No.46316
For Sage, and others.
Proof of Bill Nye wanting to get 12 and 13 year olds to watch his new show.
https://archive.fo/CB7Vo
>Now you have a new show coming out on Netflix, "Bill Nye Saves the World." Who exactly is the audience?
>Grown-ups. Voters and taxpayers. The rating, if it were rated, is PG-13. If we get 13, 12-year-olds watching, 14-year-olds, that's great. Bring it on. We address big issues facing society from a scientific standpoint, including climate change, space exploration.
Oh and here is a music video of Rachel Bloom being a good shabbos goy, trying to seduce a 12 year old jew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sQEb9TSACY
d48098 No.46317
>>46316
>Rachel Bloom seduces 12 year old kike
>kike knocks up Rachel Bloom
>Rachel Bloom has kid
>kike's parents have to pay thousands in child support
d48098 No.46318
>>46317
>Gotta get dem jew golds.
d48098 No.46319
>>46318
Why else would you hit on a kike?
d48098 No.46320
I mean, they're like white people, but disgusting in every aspect.
Like, if a woman is into "exotic" shit, they'll go for niggers or shitskins. If they respect themselves, they'll date white people.
Only reason to hit on a kike is for the shekels.
d48098 No.46321
>>46320
>I mean, they're like white people, but disgusting in every aspect.
You just triggered /pol/
d48098 No.46322
>>46321
I mean appearance wise. Culture wise, sure, they're fucking thieves rather than creators.
But appearance wise, they look like ugly white people. The noses, the disgusting hair…
d48098 No.46323
>>46322
Not to mention a fucked up face, the eyes look creepy too…Their voice as well.
Didn't some jew said jews aren't white? I saw it on /pol/ a while back.
d48098 No.46324
>>46323
Jews raise their kids to understand that they're not white.
d48098 No.46325
>>46324
Instead, they are "God's chosen" and a special breed.
Literal special snowflakes.
d48098 No.46326
>>46325
It's not shocking, is it?
d48098 No.46327
>>46326
Nope. Instead of snowflakes, maybe we should call them special shekels or something.
d48098 No.46328
>>46327
You know what's similar to snow, and is fitting?
Ash.
d48098 No.46329
d48098 No.46330
>>46316
Gotta inject poz mentality on them while they're young!
d48098 No.46331
>>46330
As well as actual poz.
It's legal in Cali to not disclose having HIV now.
d48098 No.46332
>>46331
What was the reasoning?
d48098 No.46333
>>46332
Must be something about discrimination and tolerance.
d48098 No.46334
d48098 No.46335
I can't imagine it's really an intolerance issue to say, "I would have had sex with that guy, but changed my mind when he said he had AIDS.".
d48098 No.46336
>>46335
Fucking bigot smh tbh fam.
d48098 No.46337
>>46336
I'm about the most progressive and inclusive person on the board.
d48098 No.46338
>>46337
What kind of progressive won't take a poz load?
d48098 No.46339
>>46338
Ones that wake up, probably
d48098 No.46340
d48098 No.46342
>Finished with lab
>Ask the TA for extra points
>He said okay
>Today's experiment was making 6,6-nylon
>Made the best nylon in the history of that lab
>tfw I get to keep it
d48098 No.46343
>>46342
You should wear it
d48098 No.46344
>>46343
>>46342
Wear it, and nothing else.
d48098 No.46345
>>46343
>>46344
Not that kind of nylon you pervs.
d48098 No.46346
d48098 No.46347
>>46346
Not as much as homestuck
d48098 No.46348
>>46345
Trade it to the soviets for other things, they're wanted things in the USSR as I've heard.
d48098 No.46349
>>46348
Oh shit you actually exist.
Welcome, SD person.
I've heard nothing about you.
d48098 No.46350
>>46348
And they send agitators to destabilize my country?
Please, I want a prosperous country.
d48098 No.46351
d48098 No.46352
>>46349
It's a 50-50 deal.
>>46350
They really didn't have any women's nylons in the USSR and they bothered people at trainstations for those and were up for trading alcohol and jewelry for them.
d48098 No.46353
>>46352
They didn't have socks either. Well, good socks.
Matter of fact, North Korea was trading old socks with the USSR for food.
Le master manipulator~
d48098 No.46354
>>46352
I suppose.
I'm a passerby, eating chocolate and shitposting on whatever comes up on the top bar.
Ese told me there's seven people here. I presume you weren't the one who was mad at this place, and that was the other one?
d48098 No.46355
>>46351
How's Eruruu?
>>46353
Didn't know about that, just heard a lot of stories that people went to the USSR and had multiple pairs of nylons with them for trading.
>>46354
Perhaps not.
d48098 No.46356
>>46355
Can't say I'm good with names, nor do I think he ever specified who was who. I just know I haven't seen you.
What's up?
d48098 No.46357
>>46355
>Going to the USSR
Not sure why you would go to some freaky Orwellian state that had a suicide rate higher than most developed countries. But I guess it's a good place to break the bonds and practice capitalism.
d48098 No.46358
>>46355
Doing homework, but I got to run some errands now, so see ya~!
d48098 No.46359
>>46356
A bit tired, you?
>>46357
Cheap things for sale and the red square has always been a sight to see.
Not to mention that some people had connections and had free healthcare from the USSR as it wasn't so here always.
d48098 No.46360
>>46358
Ah, have a good one Eruruu.
d48098 No.46361
>>46359
It's literally Mexico!
But without the shitty water and the ever looming threat of getting kidnapped!
d48098 No.46362
>>46359
Same, I guess. Cleaning my room.
d48098 No.46363
>>46361
Not.. really, they had pretty great industry back in the day and you could either pay a long buck for a Volvo from Sweden or get as reliable Lada from the USSR.
>>46362
Is it late there?
d48098 No.46364
d48098 No.46365
>>46363
That had a cheese wheel for a break.
Though, their out door cars were great.
d48098 No.46366
>>46364
Oh, so just an exhausting day?
>>46365
The Samaras were pretty reliable, minus the fact that their hot air systems broke during winters.
d48098 No.46367
>>46366
I'm always tired, I must admit.
d48098 No.46368
>>46367
Can't say that I don't know that.
No matter how long I sleep, I always feel like going back to bed.
d48098 No.46369
>>46368
I hate bed, honestly. It makes me lazy.
d48098 No.46371
>>46369
Bed is the best creation ever, and being awake is the worst thing in many cases.
>>46370
?
d48098 No.46373
>>46371
Smalltalk is fucking boring.
d48098 No.46374
>>46373
Initiate something of substance.
d48098 No.46375
>>46372
You know you could have just talked to me on Steam.
>>46373
It's alright, and doesn't require too much of my attention whilst watching Netflix.
d48098 No.46376
>>46375
I'm so sleepy I would zone out.
Have you watched 13 reasons why?
d48098 No.46377
d48098 No.46378
>>46376
How does that have anything to do with what I said?..
Not really, it's on the frontpage, but the general idea of it explaining why somebody did commit a suicide doesn't seem too appealing.
Just been a tad bored, so I picked up Timeless to watch, somewhat Dr.Who-esque with time travel and all.
d48098 No.46379
>>46377
That's not any less boring…
I obviously have none.
d48098 No.46380
>>46378
I…Would have…Zoned out while talking to you on steam?
Are there any good shows on at all?
I heard Stranger Things is getting a Season 2. But…Yeah…
d48098 No.46381
d48098 No.46382
>>46380
That would be very rude.
Quite a many, but I've binged most of the better ones.. so I end up watching b-class horror movies all the time now.
Yeah, but that might take a while.
d48098 No.46383
>>46381
I'm not. Something like that would be too embarrassing to buy/own.
d48098 No.46384
>>46383
I'm sure there's people that do it.
d48098 No.46385
>>46382
There was a Polish movie back in the 60s where the men travel in time and they're the only men on an earth full of women.
Though, I can't remember the name…
d48098 No.46386
>>46384
Yes. And they're braver/less prone to shame than I am.
d48098 No.46387
>>46385
That sounds quite bad.
>>46386
Or perhaps they get off on it?
d48098 No.46389
>>46387
On what, the shame? I'm off the understanding that's a pretty big thing people are into, actually!
d48098 No.46390
>>46386
>>46387
>>46388
Gotta find someone like that, ask them.
d48098 No.46391
>>46390
From my understanding.
Cross-dressing is sexually titillating.
d48098 No.46392
>>46391
That wss never in question.
d48098 No.46393
d48098 No.46394
>>46392
Well now you know.
d48098 No.46395
>>46388
I wouldn't mind watching it, if there was someone to watch it with, otherwise no-go.
>>46389
Yes, like that, so they don't feel too ashamed but instead get off on it or the thrill that it's discovered.
>>46390
That is the problem, to find one.
d48098 No.46396
>>46395
It's on Netflix.
Plus you get to see boobs.
d48098 No.46397
>>46395
That would either be an incredibly convenient sub fetish to have, or a sign that you've given up on maintaining an air of normalcy, depending on your perspective.
d48098 No.46398
>>46394
And how well do you know?
d48098 No.46399
>>46398
Didn't we discuss this, Mr. Elephant memory man.
d48098 No.46400
>>46399
I would have remembered!
d48098 No.46402
>>46395
Somehow I assumed trannies would be more common.
d48098 No.46403
We're transsexual free for the moment.
Unless someone wants to fill the vacancy.
d48098 No.46404
>>46396
Not in my country's Netflix apparently.
>>46397
Well, some people get off on the adrenaline rushes, so I don't think it's too uncommon.
>>46402
How is that related to anything?
d48098 No.46405
>>46403
I'm not quite that degenerate.
d48098 No.46406
>>46404
>Using Finnish Netflix
Use the US one silly.
d48098 No.46407
>>46406
Not mine to choose over, my sibling just gave me access to use it.
d48098 No.46408
>>46405
Doesn't have to be you.
Though, I imagine no will step up to the plate.
d48098 No.46409
>>46401
Now I know!
>>46402
They hang out in /lewd/, and discord. They're not attracted to this board.
d48098 No.46410
>>46407
Tell your brother to become American.
d48098 No.46411
>>46409
Your Japanese is disturbingly good.
d48098 No.46412
>>46411
Ran's is probably much better; I haven't really read much of anything in close to a year,l.
d48098 No.46413
>>46410
Wrong sibling.
Also did you know that there's an amazing amount of Chinese and Korean dramas in Netflix?
I was kind of surprised to find that out.
d48098 No.46415
>>46413
Yeah, I can't watch Chinese dramas because I become addicted to them and then wind up wasting an entire week watching a girl try to find her true love.
d48098 No.46416
d48098 No.46418
>>46415
Really?
I've added one to my list because it reminded me of a show that I saw years ago with all that wushu fighting.
d48098 No.46419
>>46418
Yeah, this show was pretty good despite the almost abusive relationship she was in.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fated_to_Love_You_(2008_TV_series)
d48098 No.46420
Dexter is the most normie understanding of psychopathy I've ever seen.
Also the edgiest.
d48098 No.46421
>>46419
Jeez, I never saw you as one of those people that actually watch all those shows.
They used to broadcast something called "Wind and Cloud" here like ten years or more ago and I enjoyed watching it.
Kind of like general drama and all that wushu fighting with them flying around with swords and spears.
>>46420
Dexter's alright, although I watched it passively from TV.
d48098 No.46422
>>46417
I found you something over there.
Are you good at factorization?
d48098 No.46423
>>46421
I had a teacher that was as hot as the lead actress.
Just my teacher had perkier tits and was a bit of a cunt.
She was hot though. Plus, my Chinese club never finished the show so I watched the rest of the episodes. Which were an hour each.
d48098 No.46424
>>46423
Well then, I didn't know that you watched the series in a club or anything, or that you were part of one.
Unless that is related to your Chinese class at all.
d48098 No.46425
>>46424
It was extra credit.
The class was hard as hell
d48098 No.46426
>>46425
Oh, did you meet any new fun people?
d48098 No.46427
>>46426
Hahaha, you funny man.
The only guy that wasn't a social autist was a """"ex-drug dealer""""" that mysteriously vanished midway through the semester.
I think the club disbanded in favor of club Asia.
d48098 No.46428
>>46427
That's.. odd.
Didn't you try to at least work a conversation out with them?
He probably vanished into China to make it big there.
So, you're not learning Chinese anymore?
d48098 No.46429
d48098 No.46430
>>46429
Did your errands go well?
d48098 No.46431
>>46430
Yeah. Just still in pain cause of the injuries.
d48098 No.46432
>>46431
Aww. Well, you're done now, so you can make sure to take it slow.
d48098 No.46434
>>46433
Back and hips. So sometimes it's hard to stand or walk.
d48098 No.46435
>>46434
Injuries?
What happened to you, man?
d48098 No.46436
d48098 No.46437
>>46434
Try taking something if you haven't. At least for me, I usually end up resting it out.
d48098 No.46438
>>46437
That's what I'm trying to do. I don't like meds. Makes me constipated. Although I am getting a test for nerve damage or slipped disc or something.
d48098 No.46439
>>46438
Oh, I didn't know it was that serious. Hopefully they say you're fine.
d48098 No.46440
>>46439
Oh, and by meds, I meant some of the more standard stuff like aspirin. I'll agree, some of the worser stuff isn't good for you.
d48098 No.46441
>>46440
Asprin doesn't work for me. Advil is meh.
d48098 No.46442
>>46440
I meant Advil is usually the thing that makes me constipated. Advil bothers my stomach too. Causes ulcers.
d48098 No.46443
Where did foxy and SD run off to together?
d48098 No.46444
>>46443
Must you really ask?
d48098 No.46445
>>46443
Before I got cucked out of trips, I was going to say their were either fugging or holding hands together on a yacht under the moonlight in Monaco.
d48098 No.46446
>>46444
It's not unreasonable to wonder.
>>46445
You and your repeating digits!
d48098 No.46447
>>46443
They're clearly off having fun without us, the nerve of those two.
d48098 No.46448
>>46447
They'll be suitably punished.
d48098 No.46449
>>46448
Good, they need to be taken down a peg or two.
d48098 No.46450
>>46449
Being Board Owner doesn't mean a person can just do whatever they feel like in this world!
d48098 No.46451
>>46450
But if they are lynching niggers, then it is 100% okay.
d48098 No.46452
Maybe I should talk to Codemonkey and take the board over. Something about abuse of power.
I've done it once before. Not that hard. Just a few doctored screenshots. Not like he cares, either.
d48098 No.46453
d48098 No.46454
>>46448
Yes!
He needs to understand what it's like to be a poor commoner.
Down with the elites!
>>46452
[x] doubt
d48098 No.46455
d48098 No.46457
>>46453
I've always wanted my own board though.
>>46454
Wasn't big, but it was a board.
d48098 No.46458
I can inconsistently do 3 line T-spins now! Took me hours to get it!
d48098 No.46459
>>46457
If you inherit one, it's not really your own.
d48098 No.46460
>>46457
If it was dead for a while, then yes.
I highly doubt it'd get handed over to you on a board like this.
>>46458
I'm still garbage at them, I need to practice both the spins and puyo in general.
d48098 No.46461
>>46459
But I can make it my own.
Change the banners, the colors, this and that, kick all the locals out, the usual, right?
>>46460
Wasn't quite dead either, I wouldn't say.
d48098 No.46462
>>46460
I'm not confident I could pull it off at all in an actual match that's not against the computer, who goes super slow. I probably wouldn't even attempt it at this point. It just felt good to barely get the hang of.
>>46461
But then why not just create your own?
d48098 No.46463
>>46462
That's boring, since no one's gonna post there anyway.
At least by doing this, I change the world. Not for the better, mind you, but I change it.
d48098 No.46464
>>46462
I don't even know how to do it in the first place, or the setups for it.
I've pulled it off once online, just because things lined up right.
d48098 No.46466
>>46464
I watched some videos. It seems like there's pretty much one accepted setup that most people use for the side with the same blocks every time (Reversed blocks if you're doing it on the left, obviously, but then for your main stack you can obviously just do whatever.
d48098 No.46468
>>46466
I've seen that sort of thing, but the ones I've seen in PPT look a tad different.
I've been more looking at the 2 line clears that you can do early on for some quick garbage.
d48098 No.46469
>>46468
I haven't really done any practice yet with intentionally setting up T-spin doubles.
d48098 No.46470
And I thought I was okay at Tetris, jesus.
Never touching that shit again, I guess.
d48098 No.46472
>>46470
I keep getting wrecked by them, so I want to learn them.
>>46470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YOR-nAnj4I
>>46471
Now you're talkin.
d48098 No.46474
>>46472
I'm sure you'll pick it up very quickly!
d48098 No.46475
>>46473
>>46474
I'll get around to it one of these days.
d48098 No.46477
>>46475
I'm not really having a lot of fun with hard dropping one square beside where I mean to, though..
How was your day, Ran?
d48098 No.46479
>>46477
AAAAAAAAAAAA
The view from my bed is a boring one, I've figured out.
I woke up pretty sick this morning, so I took the day off and slept.
How was yours?
d48098 No.46480
>>46478
No, just tired.
I finished an exam and finished my labs for the rest of the semester.
Are you angry?
d48098 No.46481
>>46480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQwrjdSz4F4
Get some rest tonight.
No, not one bit.
Frustrated, maybe, but not angry.
d48098 No.46482
>>46479
I got sick the day after you mentioned you were!
It was pretty productive. I did all my cleaning and laundry, and I'll do dishes here in a little bit. I opened my curtains for the first time in weeks, and my balcony window has a massive crack in it that I can't even guess as to where it came from; I can actually wiggle the glass, though, it's so bad.
d48098 No.46483
>>46481
Well, I'm here now and with a rather odoriferous strand of 6,6-nylon.
Just remember.
What's going on?
https://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4
d48098 No.46484
>>46482
I got some cleaning done as well, I think. It's a tad blurry.
Why are the curtains always closed, do you not like the natural light?
Fix your glass!
>>46483
Good!
Hey STUD!
LOL j/k
d48098 No.46485
>>46484
>Stud
I'm curious what you consider studly.
A 2X4?
d48098 No.46486
d48098 No.46487
>>46485
I don't really have any criteria for that.
>>46486
Good meal?
d48098 No.46488
>>46487
Fine, fine.
Perfect perfect.
d48098 No.46489
d48098 No.46490
>>46488
Perfect wife material.
d48098 No.46491
>>46484
What is; what you did today?
It's not like I make a point of keeping them closed, it's just not something I really think about… I typically have all my lights off as well, unless I'm doing something that necessitates them.
I'm not some kind of glass mechanic!
d48098 No.46493
>>46492
Came out skewed.
What is the perfect wife material?
Hard mode: no 2D
d48098 No.46494
>>46490
Perfect motorboat material.
d48098 No.46495
>>46494
>See chocolate mint ice cream in the freezer isle
>Gag
ICE CREAM IS RUINED!
d48098 No.46496
>>46491
Using the computer in the dark like that is really harsh on your eyes.
You'll have to get somebody else to replace it, glass is far out of my expertise.
>>46493
There's no point in thinking about that, because it'll just make the fact that perfect wife doesn't exist!
>>46493
d48098 No.46498
d48098 No.46500
>>46498
And they didn't have chocolate chip cookie dough either!
d48098 No.46501
>>46500
Have gelato you pleb.
d48098 No.46502
>>46495
I do know better, it's just a habit and feels comfortable.
I guess. I think cracks I've heard window cracks spread if you leave them; I'm not really sure.
d48098 No.46503
d48098 No.46505
>>46502
I do the same thing, so I'm in no place to tell you to stop.
They will get larger over time, at least they have in my experience.
Automobile glass might differ from window glass, so take that with a grain of salt.
>>46504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUBbigtfCWs
d48098 No.46506
>>46501
The store was closed.
>>46502
Well, I was going to celebrate since I'm feeling confident.
But perhaps it's too early to celebrate.
d48098 No.46507
>>46505
Okay, what's the deal with the glass?
d48098 No.46508
>>46507
?
Ese said his window had a crack in it, so I told him to replace it.
d48098 No.46509
>>46508
It should be fine.
Depending on how large it is.
Tell him to take a picture!
d48098 No.46510
>>46509
Why don't you ask him?
d48098 No.46512
d48098 No.46513
>>46506
Was that a misdirected post?
d48098 No.46515
>>46513
It was intended for you.
d48098 No.46516
>>46515
Can you explain it, please?
d48098 No.46517
>>46516
Only if you take a picture of your crack.
d48098 No.46518
d48098 No.46519
>>46518
Yes, yes, go do it.
d48098 No.46520
>>46519
Geez, no fun allowed.
しばらくお待ちください。
d48098 No.46522
>>46521
Get that replaced ASAP.
d48098 No.46523
>>46514
I heard Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap is on Switch. I recommend it.
d48098 No.46524
>>46522
Yes sir.
I wonder if the rental company will just take care of it.
d48098 No.46525
>>46524
It should be covered under your rental agreement.
Unless your landlord happens to be named Shylock.
d48098 No.46526
>>46523
The animation is beautiful, from what I've seen.
I think there's a physical copy, too. I'll look into it.
d48098 No.46527
>monobeno will never be translated.
;~;
d48098 No.46528
>>46525
Looking through, it says that the tenant is responsible for maintenance costs that are a result of "Neglect or misuse", so, I dunno.
d48098 No.46530
>>46528
That's rather nebulous.
You think there would be a clarification later in the text..
d48098 No.46531
>>46529
Only if you kiss me.
d48098 No.46532
>>46530
The examples provided were Frozen and burst pipes, plumbing clogs, and insect infestations.
d48098 No.46533
>>46531
Get over here, then.
d48098 No.46534
>>46526
I got my copy on Master System
d48098 No.46537
>>46534
Nice.
I don't think I've ever played a MS game.
>>46536
d48098 No.46538
>>46535
But I posted it for you.
d48098 No.46539
>>46537
Do you think Seija expected that kiss?
d48098 No.46540
>>46538
I was about to say.
Hmmm, I'd call in the morning and ask.
d48098 No.46541
>>46539
Doubtful.
She seems to be the abrasive type.
d48098 No.46542
>>46541
She's just really adept to lying.
Reimu should kidnap her and kiss her
d48098 No.46545
>>46544
Hold on, let me get the lube.
d48098 No.46546
>>46545
All I have is KY with extra tingling sensation.
Is that okay?
d48098 No.46547
>>46546
I don't even know what that is, but sure
d48098 No.46548
>>46547
Jeez, you remind of someone that's lived in a nuclear bunker for all his life.
d48098 No.46549
>>46548
Seasons will pass you by
You get up, you get down
d48098 No.46550
>>46549
One day, I was sleeping under a tree and a serpent slithered up to me and the serpent bit.
I screamed out in anguish and caught the serpent.
I then asketh the serpent why he bit and he replied in a solemn tone. I'm and sorry, I am angry that I crawleth on the the ground and I lash out. I then told the serpent. I too feel your pain many days and many nights I feel the same anguish and lo the day doth continueth by. Therefore I releaseth my anger and seek solace in the trees. I then asked the serpent to remove his venom and laid him down on the ground. The serpent then licked my wound cleansing his venom from me.
d48098 No.46551
>>46550
What a nice snake.
d48098 No.46552
>>46551
I imagine the snake was feeling a tad…courteous that day.
Also, you're missing the next greatest happening~
d48098 No.46553
>>46552
Another one?
Speak!
d48098 No.46554
>>46553
So, Ja Rule is currently throwing a party in the Bahamas and there was going to be famous singers. Millennials starting spending ~8k to view this live show and after they get there. There's nothing, no concerts no booze no nothing. So, they try to go back home and the Bahamas' airport can't process them fast enough and the US is denying them entry. So, they're stuck there and now they're getting their stuff stolen.
d48098 No.46555
>>46554
Hahahaha.
Sucks to be them.
d48098 No.46556
>>46555
To top it off.
They're eating bread sandwiches.
Also…What is this?
https://youtu.be/N8SOQeWIp4o
d48098 No.46557
>>46556
Poor kids.
I think it's an april fools thing they made one year, I haven't actually seen it before.
d48098 No.46558
>>46557
I can't make heads or tales of it.
It's cute though.
d48098 No.46559
>>46558
It's like a "heroine quest" or something.
I'm not about to really get into it though, I'm sure it's translated somewhere.
d48098 No.46560
>>46559
Translate my penis.
There's ancient runes that needs to be translated.
d48098 No.46561
d48098 No.46562
>>46560
I can already guess what they say.
d48098 No.46563
>>46562
I'm terrified!
What does it say?
d48098 No.46564
>>46563
I don't know if I should tell you, it might be hard for you to stomach.
d48098 No.46565
>>46564
I'm a very tough person you know~
d48098 No.46566
>>46565
It reads:
Out of Order
d48098 No.46567
>>46566
Time to become a woman now.
d48098 No.46568
>>46567
Rest in peace.
It was nice knowing you.
d48098 No.46569
>>46568
Girls can love girls.
Plus I get to wear a dress. Whats wrong with that?
d48098 No.46570
>>46569
Can it be a china dress?
d48098 No.46571
>>46569
You'd be different.
d48098 No.46572
>>46570
Personally I like them.
d48098 No.46573
>>46571
Ah, I wanted to serve you tea while wearing a dress.
d48098 No.46574
>>46572
I will wait intently, then~
d48098 No.46575
>>46573
As nice as it sounds, I'd have to decline.
A cute girl would have no business with me.
d48098 No.46576
>>46575
There's a three coarse meal you know.
And you happen the be the special guest~
d48098 No.46577
>>46574
Traditional Asian attire was always more appealing imo.
d48098 No.46578
>>46576
That doesn't change much, really.
I feel like there's an innuendo here I'm missing.
d48098 No.46579
>>46577
Than modern Asian attire, or than traditional European attire?
d48098 No.46581
>>46579
Modern Asian attire.
I always like traditional attire than say. Tank tops and stuff.
d48098 No.46582
>>46576
I can't say I ever had it.
what happened to the last guest?
d48098 No.46584
>>46581
For sure, I agree. And with traditional wear, every culture retains some of it's own character rather than having a very uniform and practical style of dress no matter where you go.
d48098 No.46585
>>46583
I see.
I'll definitely have to decline, then.
d48098 No.46586
>>46584
So, school uniforms?
Yay or nay?
d48098 No.46587
>>46585
I guess I'll eat steak tartare by myself!
d48098 No.46589
>>46586
I'm going to say yes, but with the knowledge that people that have them probably would rather not.
I have to get ready for bed.
d48098 No.46590
>>46588
RIP, Badfoxs heart.
1984-2017.
d48098 No.46591
>>46590
You'll be fine.
A heart isn't necessary.
d48098 No.46593
>>46591
Can I use you then?
d48098 No.46594
>>46592
Good night.
And to Ran.
d48098 No.46595
>>46593
I'm all yours.
>>46594
Good night ese. Thanks for chatting.
d48098 No.46600
>>46599
Molestation is cute~
d48098 No.46601
>>46600
But this is cuter.
d48098 No.46604
>>46603
I wonder if yes pillows are real?
d48098 No.46605
>>46604
I've seen them online before.
d48098 No.46606
>>46605
Time to buy a few and give them to you~
d48098 No.46607
>>46606
Knowing me, they might actually be useful at one point in time.
d48098 No.46608
>>46607
Like when this happens?
d48098 No.46609
>>46608
Sure, that'd work.
d48098 No.46611
>>46610
I'm not feeling too picky right now.
Looks cute enough, I'd go for it.
d48098 No.46612
>>46611
Ah, perhaps time for bed?
d48098 No.46613
>>46612
I don't really want to sleep, but I probably should.
d48098 No.46614
>>46613
Is something bothering you?
d48098 No.46615
>>46614
Many things, but mainly I'm just nervous about tomorrow.
It's just gonna be a long one.
d48098 No.46616
>>46615
Big day?
Is it your presentation?
d48098 No.46618
>>46617
Ah, you need the sleep.
d48098 No.46619
>>46618
I guess I'll go along and play the good boy, then.
Good night foxy, I'll see you on saturday.
d48098 No.46620
>>46619
It will be slow without you..
d48098 No.46621
>>46620
I'll be around 3-4am on satuday, if that works.
d48098 No.46622
>>46621
What person is awake that early?!
d48098 No.46624
>>46622
That's probably when I'll sleep tomorrow.
So, I could post a bit before sleeping, but it's not lile anybody would be around.
d48098 No.46625
>>46624
Ah, well, I shall see you then~
In the mean time. A new thread.