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H-Games General #931
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https://archive.fo/ziYka
We need the power of Peter Thiel and HULK HOGAN to help with this lawsuit. Time to take down Buzzfeed.
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Taking a break for today, at least.
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>>46623 (OP)
What's so great about VH? And is there lolis in it?
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>>46634
Google says there's two lolis.
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>>46635
>using kike products
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>>46636
Yes, because Duck Duck Go and Bing are good search engines.
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>>46634
That you get to be impregnated by and give birth to various monsters.
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>>46638
Better than getting raped by everything in CoC.
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>>46638
>you will never impregnate a loli
Why even live.
Perhaps that's why my wife's 5'2" and flat as a two by four
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>>46641
I'm not a normie, I just found a girl, is all.
I'm alone aside from her.
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>>46642
Why not elope?
Seems like a better plan.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46644>>46645
>>46643
We kind of did, actually.
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>>46644
How scandalous.
I imagine your parents were happy.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46646>>46648
>>46645
Haven't spoken to them in 13 years.
Same for wifey.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46647>>46649
Welcome new mysterious Anon and loli connoisseur!
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>>46646
Ah, so does your wifey post here too?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46649>>46650
>>46647
Not quite new. Been here a few days.
But heyo.
>>46648
Jess' is a /v/tard, that's about it.
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>>46649
She did post here.
Nice.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46651>>46652
How many new Anons are we getting?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46652>>46654
>>46651
one.
There's a bajillion lurkers.
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>>46650
How do you figure?
I might ask her, but I doubt she ever did.
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>>46652
You mean 6 gorillion, goyim.
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>>46653
You claimed to be a woman at one point.
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Though I may have been fucking with you.
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>>46657
>>46658
Well, that's all speculation.
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>>46659
You said it with such conviction. I was confused.
I will ask her, though.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46661
Too many Anons, goyiiiiiiiiiim~! (((OY VEY)))
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>>46660
Often intentions are misinterpreted.
Though, I was wondering if you yourself were walking the line.
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>>46662
>Though, I was wondering if you yourself were walking the line.
Do explain.
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>>46663
If you were bicurious.
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>>46664
I'm normal, mate.
Unlike most of you, it seems.
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In pain, I hope I get cured.
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>>46665
But you're an introvert that hasn't talked to his parents in 10 years and you ran away to get married?
You lost lost me.
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>>46669
Well, normal in regards to being straight.
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>>46672
I should advise against staying.
Eventually all whittle down.
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>>46672
And normal since you have real life waifu.
Wait a minute…me liking Rick and Morty, a straight Anon having a wife and getting laid…?
OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS PLACE IS GETTING INFECTED WITH NORMIEISM! FUCKING NORMAL FAGS, GET OFF OF OUR WAIFU LARPING BOARD! RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
:^)
▶ bc498a (423) No.46675>>46676 >>46677
She said she never heard of this place, Fox.
Also called you paranoid.
>>46674
>liking Rick and Morty
Hang yourself.
>>46673
Experience tell you this?
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>>46675
I suppose somethings will be learned in time~
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>>46675
Dinner recommendations?
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>>46677
Jess is making steak now, you could try that.
>>46679
Isn't that a snack?
>>46676
I suppose as well.
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>>46680
Not really.
It can be a full meal if you're will to make it a meal. Usually, it's eaten with other stuff.
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>>46681
Like with onions, johnsonville brauts or polish kelbasa, green onion, and rice.
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>>46682
Basically you make a sauce out of it…
▶ bc498a (423) No.46685>>46691
Liberals? Fucking kids?
No way! No way? No way?
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>>46686
Get the fuck out of here with that disgusting shit.
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>>46687
but I posted it for you~
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>>46688
Did I somehow give you the idea that I wanted to be a woman? Because I don't.
I like them, have one, even, but something of the sort never made sense to me.
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>>46689
Girls can love girls.
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>>46691
Glad you got the reference.
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>>46692
Trannies are not girls, though.
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>>46693
I used to be a Sonic playing autist…
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>>46695
Never had a Genesis, but fucking Jess obsesses over Blue Sphere for some autistic reason.
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>>46690
The entire foundation of transsexualism is sexual inadequacies.
https://youtu.be/phyqYbmiWUo
He explains it pretty well.
Also, you would that trannies are pseudo-women since they lack the biological features of women. But don't have a penis. I.E. Trannies are castrating themselves for the attempt to look like women.
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>>46696
I wasn't a fan of any Sonic special stages. Maybe the first one. I just used my Game Genie to cheat them to get best ending.
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>>46697
I think of it in terms of chromosomes.
They're dickless men.
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>>46699
They still have a penis.
It's just in a different place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UazeUJk34Ig
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>>46700
I know how those operations work.
I don't really care.
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>>46701
What do you care about?
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>>46702
I do have a wife.
Job too, I guess.
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>>46703
You may have reached the point of being the world's most boring person.
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>>46704
It's better than most of us.
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>>46704
I could tell you about all the missionary position sex me and the missus have.
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>>46705
At least relationships a somewhat healthy.
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>>46706
Excuse me for one second.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46710>>46711
No one asked you for your story.
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>>46711
You would evade anyways.
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>>46712
I'm not quite that sad.
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>>46713
You're a mopey person.
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>>46714
I can mope somewhere else, you know.
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>>46715
I would suggest a 300mL shot of testosterone and 40mg of Zoloft before attempting that.
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>>46716
And what the hell are you talking about now?
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>>46717
Shall we learn some biochemistry?
Well, why not. Testosterone is a male hormone the drives male virility. So, the lower your T becomes. The more irritable and depressed you become. The boost in T allows you to do your work become better and more confident at things. 300mL of T is essentially will get you out of the rut of feeling mopey and irritable.
Now! For the Zoloft or sertraline hcl!
Zoloft is SSRI and helps your neurons in the brain produce more serotonin. What is the importance of having this complex produce serotonin you may ask? Serotonin helps the neurons fire in your brain faster and it can make you feel less mopey/irritable/etc. The less sertonin you have. The frequencies at which the neuron fires lessen and you become biologically depressed.
So, I'm hinting that those will help you.
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>>46718
>forcefully medicating yourself
>good
And which kike told you that?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46720>>46721
>>46719
The one that told me that depression is a made up mental disorder.
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>>46720
I wouldn't even regard myself as depressed.
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>>46721
You come off as depressed at least while talking to everyone here.
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>>46723
That one time!
Don't you remember?
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>>46726
English is not your first language, is it?
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>>46727
You caught me.
I'm actually долганы.
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>>46728
Neither is Russian, apparently.
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>>46729
So, you're a wiz on Russian…But you're American..Do you have a foreign language degree?
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>>46730
Nah, not me.
Wifey's half-Polish.
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>>46731
With Russian?
Your English looks like it's cockney but Australians to over-lap overlap quite a bit.
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>>46732
Nah, her dad's a polish immigrant. He speaks Russian as well, so she picked it up from him.
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>>46735
I think my great great granddad was German or something, but I'm basically American.
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>>46736
>Great granddad was German
Assuming you're in your 20's. It would be safe to guess that your great granddad was from Nazi Germany.
Which is incredibly rare.
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>>46737
Must have been a great man if he served the reich.
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>>46738
He has no way of knowing unless he looks up his ancestry.
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>>46737
>been married for 13 years
>in my 20s
Sure, let's go with that.
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>>46740
You're implying that I somehow know and or retained this information.
So, you're 30-40. How were the 80's?
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>>46741
Better than today in some aspects.
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>>46741
Just replying to you cause that is what I reckon, foxy
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>>46741
I did say that I was married for 13 years. I'm 34, Fox.
I dunno, I was kinda young. NES was cool. Arcades.
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>>46742
At least everything seemed more organic.
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>>46744
I'm bad with ages.
So, you'll have to forgive me.
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>>46745
Slightly less jewish too.
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>>46747
Jews were around.
They just didn't make they're Jewyness too known.
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>>46748
Which is why I said slightly less jewish.
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>>46749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3gzRg-8qD8
Fun fact, the woman that sung this song went into hiding because gay people threatened to kill her.
FYI, the song is from the 80's.
Producer was Jewish too.
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>>46750
Some things never change with faggots.
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>>46751
I guess you could say they're anal.
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>>46753
It was too easy.
Also, Methuselah has seemed to have vanished.
What do?
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>>46758
Would you prefer amputees?
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>>46762
1) You can barely hold a conversation and most of your replies are usually one word.
2)not linking posts.
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I very seldom don't link posts. It's easy to follow along anyway.
And what exactly do you expect me to say?
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>>46769
That's up for you to decide.
I really can't force conversations and I don't want to pry into your personal life. So, it's better for you to talk.
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>>46770
You're a piece of work.
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>>46771
And you're in the lowest pit of the internet talking to a guy that avatarfags.
You're either really naive or you're blind.
I can't imagine it being the latter.
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Finally, now time for food.
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>>46750
>Reception
>The song was the subject of controversy upon its release.[8] Cotton was accused by multiple conservative groups as promoting homosexuality and one network claimed that "there was no Josie Cotton and that she was actually a gay man who was trying to convert unsuspecting straight men into a homosexual lifestyle."[9] The Village Voice and The Advocate were both highly critical of "Johnny, Are You Queer?" and The Advocate demonized the work in an article entitled "Josie, Are You A Bitch?"[9]
Clearly the reception was from the gay community.
I can find no mention anywhere of her going into hiding considering she continued to perform and release new music for decades.
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>>46775
>The Gay Community
Sup /woo/?
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>>46775
It was in a VH1 interview called VH1's 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders of the '80s.
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>Computer is having trouble playing a VN.
Whatever shall I do.
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>>46785
I got nagged out of bed on my day off.
It was worth it.
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▶ bc498a (423) No.46788>>46789
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I know it's (((The Rebel))), but…insider trading on weed?
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>>46789
Poor loli! That pic is sad fox..
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>>46790
It's because they cut off her arms and legs.
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>>46790
She got used to it.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46793
Fox, posting random fetishes is not shocking, nor endearing.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46794>>46795
I mean…I can go further if you so desire~
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>>46794
And how did you get that assumption from my post? I'd rather you stopped posting entirely than be unnecessarily edgy.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46796>>46797
Well, that can't happen.
Besides, what's wrong with cute girls shooting themselves in the head to experience the greatest orgasm ever?
I mean, surely you're not that intolerant.
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>>46796
You should follow that girl and shoot yourself.
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Okay.
But first, let me blow your brains out. It's the only way we'll both be happy.
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>>46798
K, but you have to come here first,
▶ bc498a (423) No.46801>>46803
dead.
Maybe they really did kill each other?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46802
You're gonna have to find me too.
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>>46801
Hi Ran-shama. Are you feeling better?
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>>46803
A bit, yes.
I don't feel as bad, but the cough as gotten worse.
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>>46803
How went your endeavours?
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>>46804
Poor Ran-shama.
>>46805
Could have been better. I'm about to clean up now.
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>>46806
Which could have gone better, the friends, or your presentation?
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>>46807
You got me mixed up with Ran-shama.
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>>46806
Oh, sorry, I thought I had asked Ran.
What are you cleaning up from?
>>46805
>>46804
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>>46809
Waking up, so brushing teeth and such.
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>>46809
Better then expected on the presentation side, I'm really glad it's all done.
Going out with friends was nice, vidya afterwards was good too.
Overall, a successful day.
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>>46810
Oh, just normal stuff.
I just got up, too. even though it's past my acceptable wake-up time.
>>46811
At least you're done worrying about it now for forever.
What did you eat/play?
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>>46812
Yes! It's a relief.
We went to a local pizza place that we all really like. We went and picked up a copy of MK8, and I grabbed a few cheap ps3 games that I had been looking for. Also got some 4-player PPT going, as well as some fighting game stuff.
We're also fans of playing cards.
Pretty standard, I guess.
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>>46813
Well congratulations. I'm happy to hear your worries were mostly needless.
I was about to say it's unfortunate that you had to play Mortal Kombat, and then I realized what you actually likely meant. Sounds fun, they came to yours, then?
Mine was normal. I worked, and then went to the pub for some supper. We had to move place halfway though, because my friends' girlfriend texted him saying she stopped at one by herself to grab a drink and a desert, and he was quite upset.
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>>46814
One of the friends is into mortal kombat, but everybody else refuses to play it with him.
Yes, they came over to mine.
Sounds complicated, was everything alright?
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>>46815
And they're right in doing so. I had fun with those games as a child, but playing them now, even the older ones, I don't really hold any love for them whatsoever.
Ah, that's nice when plans actually work out well.
It went fine, we went over there, and she was sitting at the bar with some guy talking to her, and my friend shot me this furious looked, and he just went and loomed over the guy and stared him down until he left.
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>>46818
They're just bad fighting games.
Your friend sounds like a scary person, although the fact that she was off in some bar alone talking with a guy is a tad worrying.
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>>46820
And feel very slow.
He can be a bit scary, a few of my friends can be, frankly. He's a good guy, though, and as amusing as it was to me, I think that is the healthy reaction to hearing that.
I have to go do some last minute things, I'm moving a friend in today and I overslept, but yesterday he said he had no idea when he'd be in the city, and his phone is going straight to voicemail now, so.
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>>46821
Yes, I'm more worried about the woman's actions, not his.
Have a good one.
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>>46828
Time to check ze mail!!
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>>46829
Who sends mail these days?
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>>46831
Mail man.
But I'm going to kill him if my stuff hasn't come.
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>>46832
What are you waiting on?
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>>46834
I'm guessing an onahole.
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>>46835
Took him long enough.
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>>46836
Maybe he was looking for one that is the most similar to you Ran-shama.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46838>>46839 >>46841
I kinda wanna get an onahole, just to stick my dildo into it.
Or both onto me. It'd be so weird.
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>>46838
>dildo
Why do you have one?
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>>46839
Cause they feel good! Why do you think?
Also why is this thread on the homepage?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46841
>>46838
That would be a strange thing to do.
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Wait what the fuck is this board, I thought this was /hgg/.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46843
It is /hgg/.
Are you blind?
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>>46842
Blame Fox, I mentioned I don't like these OPs.
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>>46840
Holy shit, it is on the front page. FOX~! What have you done~?!
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>>46846
I sold illegal hentai is Korea.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46848
also, next I'll make the next OP different.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46849>>46850
>>46845
I can handle two weeks.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46850>>46859
>>46849
I expect summer to be a tad slower too.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46851>>46852
>We're ou tposting most of 8cham
▶ bc498a (423) No.46853>>46854 >>46855 >>46860
>>46852
We need to make 8chan great again!
▶ bc498a (423) No.46854>>46856 >>46857
>>46853
And make the cucks (especially moot) pay for it!
▶ bc498a (423) No.46855>>46858
>>46853
I must've missed that part where it was great.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46856>>46865
>>46854
>Error
>complaining about cucks
▶ bc498a (423) No.46857
>>46854
Most is gone forever~
▶ bc498a (423) No.46858
>>46855
Um, well, make it better…
▶ bc498a (423) No.46859>>46861
>>46850
Summer would reasonably be more busy though, no?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46860>>46862
>>46853
And how do we plan on doing that?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46861
>>46859
I have school and a certain is going to bring back a Japanese bride.
So, it should be a bit slower.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46863>>46864
>>46862
Well, that's an easy one.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46864>>46866
>>46863
Red Ibis or Alpaca?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46865>>46870
>>46856
What are you implying by that?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46866>>46867
>>46864
The right one in that picture.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46867>>46868
>>46866
I didn't expect you to pick that one.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46868>>46869
>>46867
I don't like the two-toned hair of the other one, really.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46869>>46872
>>46868
Gay.
Have you watched Kemono Friends?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46870>>46875
>>46865
Three guesses, darling.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46871>>46876
Are you sure you're not gay?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46872>>46873
>>46869
Nope.
You're going to have to try pretty hard to get me to watch it, too.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46873>>46874 >>46878
>>46872
Could watch Re;Zero.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46874>>46877
>>46873
Yes, I absolutely could.
I wouldn't, though.
I'd easily watch kemono over that.
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▶ bc498a (423) No.46876
>>46871
Lemme go ask waifu.
No. Apparently not.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46877
>>46874
I wonder if Re;zero burn down your house, stole your car and ate your lunch.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46878>>46879
>>46873
No, it just called me stupid and laughed at me
▶ bc498a (423) No.46879>>46880
>>46878
Sounds like that anime called Ergo Proxy!
▶ bc498a (423) No.46880>>46881
>>46879
That one works too.
At least it has a cool OP.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46883>>46884
>>46881
Are you trying to get seduced?
Neat song.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46884>>46886
>>46883
I'm trying to get headpats.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46885>>46886
Someone's trying to get seduced.
How do you tell a bitch to piss off?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46886>>46887 >>46888
>>46884
slut
>>46885
"piss off, bitch"
▶ bc498a (423) No.46888>>46891 >>46892
>>46886
Okay, now how do I get her off of my dick?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46890>>46895
>>46889
surprised by headpats?
How lewd!
▶ bc498a (423) No.46891
>>46888
You pick her up, and remove her from your phallus.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46892>>46894 >>46895 >>46896
>>46888
Surprised?
I'm well experienced with them!
▶ bc498a (423) No.46894>>46895
She slapped me for calling her a bitch, so I slapped her back and she's crying now.
Fucking kek.
>>46892
With bitches?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46895>>46897
>>46892
meant for
>>46890
>>46894
You should be nicer to your tulpa
▶ bc498a (423) No.46897>>46899
>>46895
Damn it!
How'd you know?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46898>>46900
>>46896
Well, I've only been on the receiving end before.
You just smile and enjoy while it lasts.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46899
>>46897
This isn't the sort of place somebody with a wife would be
▶ bc498a (423) No.46903>>46904 >>46909
>>46902
I've had nothing but pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46905>>46906
>>46904
They had a deal and we ended up with too much so I'm trying to finish it off before it goes bad
▶ bc498a (423) No.46906>>46907
>>46905
Is it at least good?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46909>>46910 >>46911 >>46913
>>46903
I didn't know a Ran-shama can sexually identify as a ninja turtle.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46911>>46912
>>46908
Sorry, sorry.
Let me get some caffeine.
>>46909
COWABUNGA
▶ bc498a (423) No.46912>>46914
>>46911
So late?
Hmm, how we hold hands?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46914>>46916
>>46912
It's not even that late.
Yes, that'll do.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46915>>46920
>>46913
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT!?
And I'm gone.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46916>>46917
>>46914
sometimes i wish i was you.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46917>>46918
>>46916
The grass is always greener on the other side, you know.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46918>>46919 >>46920
>>46917
Remind me to kill the post man.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46919>>46921
>>46918
Don't shoot the messenger.
Unless he mishandled a package, then it's fair game.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46920>>46922 >>46928
>>46918
Kill me too.
>>46915
Because I love you.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46921>>46924
>>46919
The package has been missing for two days.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46923>>46924
I want Ran-sama's mother to do this to him.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46924>>46926
>>46921
Uh oh.
Did you get a delivery confirmation?
Or can you track it at all?
>>46923
Ew.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46925>>46927
To think about it, 2010 was 7 years ago.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46926>>46929
>>46924
It's a letter. I just know that it was shipped the same time as my package…
▶ bc498a (423) No.46927>>46930
>>46925
To think, you still haven't cooked me a meal
▶ bc498a (423) No.46928
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>46920
Reasonable doubt exists.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46929>>46931
>>46926
Go to the postal office and ask about it?
I'm not sure, I've never had that happen before.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46930>>46932
>>46927
Ssh Fox, I'm wondering about whatever happened to all the "old" 'n' gold songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxWpsUiAxL8
▶ bc498a (423) No.46931>>46933
>>46929
Already talked to them. They said I have to wait Monday.
Should I buy you a ona-hole so you can experience the delay?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46933>>46934
>>46931
So wait until Monday then.
Impatient!
Sure. Make sure it's a good one.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46934>>46935
>>46933
It's my medication and I'm beginning to feel a tad crumby.
What's a good ona-hole?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46935>>46937
>>46934
I didn't know. Yeah, that would be something to worry about, then.
It's beyond me, I don't know a thing about them.
I guess one that fits well?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46936>>46938
>>46932
No, you.
Think about it, Avicii's Levels and Knife Party's Internet Friends were both 2011.
Where has all the time gone to?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46937>>46939
>>46935
>Fits well
Do you plan on wearing a ona-hole on your foot?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46939>>46940
>>46937
I mean, you don't want to get one so small it kills you, or one too big it feels like you're putting a cup over it
▶ bc498a (423) No.46940>>46941
>>46939
All onaholes are the same size.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46942>>46943
>>46941
Fleshlights on the other hand are different!
▶ bc498a (423) No.46943>>46945
>>46942
What's the difference?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46945>>46947
>>46943
One is modeled after lolis and the other is meant for different penis sizes.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46946>>46950
>>46944
Gradient.
Pantyhose.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46947>>46948
>>46945
Far too complicated for me.
I'll stick with the hands
▶ bc498a (423) No.46948>>46949
>>46947
tenga eggs are 10 bucks.
I'll send you ten.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46949>>46951
>>46948
10?
I can only use one at a time, you know.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46950>>46952
>>46946
I feel like that show is a bit too dumb to watch.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46951>>46953
>>46949
>>46949
You gotta think outside the box.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46953>>46954
>>46951
I'm drawing a blank here.
Save me!
▶ bc498a (423) No.46954>>46956
>>46953
rob a store with one
invent a new civilization
rub off your friend.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46955>>46957
>>46952
Well, I mean, I'm not smart.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46957>>46961
>>46955
Make me breakfast.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46959>>46960
>>46958
It's time to organize folders, I think
▶ bc498a (423) No.46961>>46963
>>46957
I would, but I don't know what is breakfast because I never eat any.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46962>>46964
>>46960
I don't have Ex on this computer, please wait.
And I'll still post, I'll just be working on it in the meantime.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46969
Fox, you're one of the few anomalies I know in this world.
And I think I know what it all means.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46970>>46972
>>46963
Don't expect anything grandeur then.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46972>>46975
>>46970
No steak and gravy?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46975>>46978
>>46972
That's one of the few things I know how to cook, so you're in luck.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46976>>46979
>>46974
I didn't mean to!
Sorry!
▶ bc498a (423) No.46977>>46980
>ignored
So you're a meanie poopyhead too, then?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46979>>46983 >>46988
>>46976
Back from the dead.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46981>>46982
>>46978
I wasn't born on a farm, so I don't know how to make anything dairy.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46982>>46987
>>46981
Squeeze the cow udder.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46983>>46984
>>46979
Good.
You're not allowed to die, you know.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46984
>>46983
That goes for you too.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46985>>46986
>>46980
What's with the file name? Something to do with that argument you had?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46986>>46989
>>46985
I'm sure you can guess~
▶ bc498a (423) No.46987>>46990
>>46982
I will leave that to the professionals.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46989>>46993
>>46986
Now you're just piling questions onto questions.
A habit of yours, it seems. One of them, at least.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46991
>>46988
Lewd.
How is the reorganizing going?
▶ bc498a (423) No.46992>>46996
>>46990
I am not trained for it.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46993>>47005
>>46989
And you have a habit of psycho-analyzing.
Odd.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46994>>46995 >>46996
I've just found that there's a tear in my comforter.
RIP.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46996>>46997 >>46998
>>46992
>>46992
Practice makes perfect~
>>46994
To target!
▶ bc498a (423) No.46997>>47000
>>46995
Big blanket that I wrap around myself while I sit in my desk chair.
>>46996
I just might need to get a new set soon.
Also I gave up on reorganizing. It'll be cluttered forever, I think.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46998
>>46996
But if you practice it wrong, it will have been for nothing.
▶ bc498a (423) No.46999
This MC in this doujin is almost super villain evil.
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▶ bc498a (423) No.47000>>47001
>>46997
Ah, right, I had never heard anyone call a blanket a comforter.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47001>>47003
>>47000
It might be an american thing, I'm not sure.
That's what it has always been called around here.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47003>>47004
>>47001
Apparently it's another word for a duvet.
Duvets aren't too common here though.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47004>>47007
>>47003
And I've never heard it called that!
▶ bc498a (423) No.47005>>47006
>>46993
I find myself doing it a lot nowadays.
It's weird. Something the missus did to me on every date we went on. It was freaky at first, but grew on me. Picked it up from her.
She's better at it, though. Notices shit I never can.
You are a curious fucking case, though, Fox.
Fuck, I wanna show her this board now.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47006>>47009
>>47005
Why would you show her this board?
She would just think your gay.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47007>>47008
>>47004
I've just heard them being called duvets by the Britons and old folk here, kind of like a.. prestige item?
▶ bc498a (423) No.47008>>47010
>>47007
The brits are weird.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47009
>>47006
I want to hear what she'd think of you.
Fuck it, doing it.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47010
>>47008
Well, it's still an oddity here, about same level as the kotatsu tables.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47014>>47017
>>47012
Anon-kun took off.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47016>>47018
>>47015
Somebody picks her up in the next panel and takes her in, so it's all good.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47022>>47023
>>47019
I just googled it, and it looks horrible.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47023>>47025
>>47022
So, worth a watch?
Alright~
▶ bc498a (423) No.47024>>47026
>>47021
neck kiss is best.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47027>>47030
>>47025
You tend to be a bit over critical.
What's wrong with exploring the darkside?
▶ bc498a (423) No.47030>>47032
>>47027
I've been to the dark side, they did not have cookies.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47032>>47034
>>47030
You didn't look hard enough!
▶ bc498a (423) No.47034
>>47032
I did, they just didn't have any left as many people bought into that thing.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47035>>47036 >>47038
"Obviously, there's only so much you can determine from posts alone, body language does most the speaking in these cases. But there's three things that become very apparent. He's lonely, he's boring, and he knows that very well.
Here's how it goes. He's a boring, mundane individual with an inconsequential life, which, of course, then results in him being alone. To negate this, he puts on an aggressive face, of sorts. It's why he posts all that fetish stuff - to get a reaction out of people that he otherwise is unable to. It's, in his view, the only way to keep people intrigued, coming back to him, and it seems, he might not be entirely wrong."
A curious case indeed, Foxy, dearest.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47036>>47039
>>47033
I have to get it in somehow.
>>47035
You're off.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47038>>47039
>>47035
Have you considered that small talk is an actual thing?
▶ bc498a (423) No.47039>>47040 >>47044
>>47036
It's entirely possible, but somehow I doubt it.
>>47038
I think she was referring to Fox's fetish posting.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47040>>47041
>>47039
I don't think it triggers any kind of emotions in anyone.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47041>>47042
>>47040
That says something interesting about you as well, actually.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47042>>47043
>>47041
I knew it was going to come down to this when I said something, already a few steps ahead of you.
Perhaps you are thinking of how I am emotionless as I said so a few weeks ago.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47043>>47046
>>47042
Well, I was going to aim at that angle, but i don't know you well enough, nor are there enough posts to really say one way or the other.
I met you what, yesterday? Can't say I know what you're talking about.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47044>>47045
>>47039
Can you adopt a name or something so I can filter you?
▶ bc498a (423) No.47045
>>47044
Exactly the reason why I don't do it.
Well, that, and attachment.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47046>>47048
>>47043
I am not a believer.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47048>>47057
>>47046
Do please explain.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47049
More work for me, then.
Oh well.
▶ bc498a (423) No.47057
>>47048
I am quite certain that there is nothing in need of explaining.