/imouto/ - Discussion

How was everyone's day?

>>41986

Good.

I started a book, the writing is pretty clever so far.

Baudolino by Umberto Eco.

>>41988

>the book presented a number of challenges while translating.

You're reading the wrong version!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=KQJmuBqQKIQ

>>41989

Eh, I have no chance of reading italian.

And so far it seems pretty well done.

Already starting with the gross things, I see.

>>41990

Ah, The Gay Science was like that.

All the poems were rather obtuse and weren't in Iambec pentameter but rather in free verse.

Placenta's aren't all that uncommon as food you know.

Women eat them after they give birth.

>>41991

Well, the beginning part is very strangely written.

It's a weird mix of terrible english and latin, so it's pretty dense to read.

After you get through it it reads like a normal book with Eco's usual jacking himself off with his knowledge.

That's weird!

Why would they eat them?

>>41992

>After you get through it it reads like a normal book with Eco's usual jacking himself off with his knowledge.

HOPEFULLY, IN THE FIGURATIVE WAY!!

I KNOW POST-MODERNIST FICTION IS OUT THERE IN TERMS OF BIZARRE CONTENT!

This should help.

Warning, if you're queasy it's a bit hard to stomach.

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/mom/placenta-recipes

It's really nutritious TL;DR

>>41993

Yes, in the figurative way.

By the time you're done reading one of his books you'll know the entire history of the 4th crusade and surrounding events. He loves showing off how much he knows, basically.

Well, if it's really good for you, I can understand it.

I would absolutely do it, though.

>>41994

Ah, that sounds like that book on Chinese Civil War.

Are you a fan of historical fiction?

>not the least of which is that there are ten or so pages written in a made-up language that is a mixture of Latin, medieval Italian and other languages (intended to reconstruct how a barely-literate Italian peasant boy of the 12th Century would have tried to write in the vernacular).

Are you reading Ulysses?

>>41995

Not in the past, no.

But I haven't really read much of it, so who knows?

I was able to understand that part just fine, and I'm terrible at reading things like that.

Ulysses is beyond me, however.

>>41997

I'm 100% sure that authors do that to fuck with the reader and convince them that their smarter than they're actually are.

>>41998

Yes, that could be it.

Or they're just pandering to the hoity-toity readers who can actually make sense of it all.

>>41999

Pseudo-intellectuals aren't unusual amongst lit crowd.

Nausea and Infinite Jest cough

>>42000

It's not too surprising.

I have a friend who really really likes infinite jest, and keeps trying to get me to read it. I might do it eventually.

>>42001

You'll Jest infinitely.

>>42002

?

>>42003

It's post-modernist fiction.

Confederacy of Dunces and Hitchhiker's guide are probably more entertaining reads~

>>42004

I've read hitchhiker's a million years ago, I really liked it.

I haven't heard of the other one, I don't really read much.

>>42005

homo

You better have read RL.Stine.

>>42006

I have not

>>42007

What did you read as a kid then?

>>42008

Gahoole and the Chris D'Lacy series about dragons.

Magic treehouse when I was very young.

>>42009

Jack marries Annie~

>>42010

Does he?

Good for him!

I barely remember anything about the books.

>>42011

Jeez, I never did get into Ga-hoole.

I read the first book and dropped the series.

I read The Heart of Darkness and Last Dog on Earth (which was a bad idea as a kid).

I have to say. Did you watch the movie?

>>42012

What, for gahoole?

If that's what you're asking, then yes. It was very poorly done.

>>42013

Yes!

What was different about it?

>>42014

Just from what I remember:

The main character's parents (maybe) and sister (definitely) is saved during thee movie, absolutely destroying everything that could happen after that. It basically would exist in a different universe.

I still have a very clear image of everything that I imagined in the book, and much younger me was very sad that the movie sets didn't quite match up.

I haven't seen it since it released, so that's all I really remember.

I don't remember them picking through poop in the movie, but that might have been a later book.

>>42015

You read weird stuff!

>>42016

Yes, looking back they were a bit strange.

And now thinking about it, I think that was the inception for something later on..

Either way, they're still pretty special to me.

>>42017

Are you telling me that you're into owls?

>>42018

No.

hypnosis.

It was a major theme in a few of the books, so that might be where it came from.

>>42019

Good, I was going to wonder how feathery creatures were sexually appealing.

Hypnosis is just hot in general. No owls needed

Also, did you see the new Star Wars?

>>42020

Yes, but it all has to start somewhere.

There's another one?

>>42021

For your viewing pleasure~

https://youtu.be/Gn0WzX3OcAU

>>42022

I have no real comment.

Trailer was boring, but I'm behind 2 movies.

>>42023

Technically only one since the second movie was unrelated.

So!

Place your bets, will Star Wars die or will it get shelved?

>>42024

Star wars won't die, it makes waaaay too much money.

Toys will be made for at least another 100 years.

>>42025

But the movie series?

The first two new ones were massively under-whelming!

>>42026

I haven't even seen them.

Regardless, they're hits. Make a shitload of money.

>>42027

>>42028

>>42029

Goodnight lewd!

>>42030

Goodbye.

Is anyone left alive?

happy easter, everyone!

post your eggs!

>>42035

söpö.

Dead!

>>42039

>>42040

>>42042

Willkommen.

Who is that?

>>42044

>Love Live

I-install Gentoo?

>>42046

Homo.

>>42048

She does have nice tits…

>>42050

But anon!

How do you know!?

>>42052

There's a wall behind me~

>>42054

Which one!

>>42056

Am I looking for an egg

>>42058

But what do you look like!

>>42060

Post boobs!

>>42062

Drink milk~

>>42064

I'll buy you some of that Canadian milk.

>>42066

impossible?

Make short talk, smile and dress nicely!

Also, good night!

Could it be that Ran is still lurking here somewhere?

>>42071

I'm feeling a bit sad that Im missing you!

>>42072

I don't understand.

>>42073

i keep missing you when you post!

but im on a phone currently so, somethings will be lost in translation.

anyways did you see the Berkeley riots?

>>42074

Oh, that's unfortunate! The last couple days have been a little strange for me, though, so I've not been around at normal hours.

No, I knew something like that had happened, though. Was it as bad as the last time?

>>42075

it was actually worse. Richard Spencer actually punched a woman.

you have to see to believe.

>>42076

I saw a picture of that just because someone had posted it in my discord, but I don't know any context other than she was there to start shit, and it didn't really go well.

>>42077

just a roasty that got punched. you should see her boobs though. theyre great.

anyways, i can post somewhat regularly tomorrow! so, I'll see you then!

>>42078

O-Okay. Have a good sleep. I'll be here in the evening.

>>42078

Lol anyone remember Bikelock Bitch?

>>42080

bikelock was a waste of a pretty girl.

What an exasperating morning!

>>42083

Sort of, when I was younger.

The medication I'm taking doesn't really allow me to be cynical.

C'est la vie.

>>42085

I have severe ADHD and it was impossible to everyday normal tasks without getting distracted.

The medication made me able to focus longer than ~15 minutes.

>>42087

Sometimes it's biological.

Oh well, how are you?

>>42089

girl?

>>42091

Like so?

https://nhentai.net/g/188900/89/

>>42093

dead.

>>42095

Always and forever.

>>42096

>kemeno friends.

homo.

>>42097

You're a homo.

>>42098

I am feeling happy today~

You?

>>42099

That's good to hear.

I'm not too sure yet, I just got up, so I'm still pretty groggy.

>>42100

What were you doing staying up until 5?

>>42101

How did you know?

Last night was rough, had lots of trouble sleeping.

>>42102

Had the same problem the night before!

Although, people snore loud too!

Are you stressed?

>>42103

Snoring is the worst, especially when you're traveling with them.

Lots of sleepless nights like that.

I don't feel particularly stressed, but that's what people keep telling me the cause is, so you're probably right.

>>42104

You should kiss them and tell them that it's not stress!

>>42105

No.

>>42106

Boring!

>>42107

You can't just kiss people like that, you know.

>>42108

Depends on what type of person they are!

>>42109

Would you want to randomly be kissed like that?

>>42110

Depends!

Are they cute?

>>42111

Statistics say no.

>>42112

Cynic!

>>42113

You have to agree that most people are not cute.

>>42114

Not if you live in 2D land.

Everyone is a girl.

>>42115

Well, in 2D land it wouldn't even be a question.

>>42116

Lewd!

>>42117

Barely even!

And I've killed it.

Happy Easter. Celebrating the day when Jesus overcame Jew on Jew crime.

Fuck mang, it was like when da east side killed Tupac and shit, nigga.

>>42120

Happy easter.

Tupac is alive.

>>42124

How was your weekend?

>>42127

stop being hurt!

>>42130

Perhaps codon would help?

>>42132

Bah!

Paging SageUC….

>>42137

We just need Emi!

>>42139

He was posting 4 days ago….

Wait, was that not Emi posting the eggs last night?

>>42141

Nope, that's another anon!

>>42143

Depends which method of suicide you choose.

I've been trying to contact too. But to no avail.

>>42144

Are you sure?

If so, my assumptions are very very far off.

>>42145

We have two anons floating around.

Idk who they are….

>>42136

Don't like him over the race mixing and other stuff. Tex Mars or whatever his name is seems ok, but he is friends with Anderson.

>>42147

I wanted to show you this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iz1_UwD2Fw

>>42150

That's Ran-sama

>>42152

Usually names are given if you either have a name already or you post something we can identify you by.

Besides, we'd probably have a funny name for you like Trudeau or Nunavut.

>>42153

Did you really request that?

>>42154

You think to lowly of me.

No, anons on the vase thread had coming to the dark-side moment and there happened to be a drawfags. They took some requests and had a field day.

Although, it went from cute to really gay.

>>42156

I'm going to buy you some ear buds for Christmas.

>>42157

That begs the question.

What were you doing in the vase thread?

>>42159

Newmaterial

I'm banned. So I can request any thing yet.

>>42151

Fgibfsvbchkjvdrivyffchokgy

>>42161

Originality is not your forte.

What images do you have?

>>42162

Don't worry.

Post more and it will be easier to remember their images!

>>42160

What do you need the material for, though?

How did you get banned from /d/?

>>42162

Sorry, it can get a bit confusing because of the fact I post as anon and a variety of pictures.

>>42165

I got banned from /v/.

Anyways, I was looking since material is scarce and I can trade them for food stamps.

>>42163

*shrug*

Why do you care so much, again? Is anonymity just frowned upon here?

>>42167

Not really.

Just nice to know who are anons are.

Also, post body.

>>42166

If you need more, there's some archived /d/ threads, and quite a lot of the stuff on pixiv.

>>42169

I wonder what ran pot would look like ;~;

>>42168

>Just nice to know who are anons are.

Elaborate further, please.

>>42171

I will if you post body.

>>42170

request it.

>>42173

>banned

>>42175

Oh. yeah.

I'm not sure how people watch youtube on the go.

Must have a better provider than us..

>>42177

Yes, good market out there.

cuck /v/.

>>42174

Well, I'm certainly not going to request it.

It's up to you.

>>42179

I secretly think that you want to see it and you're getting me to do the dirty work.

>>42180

You've caught me.

>>42181

I posted porn

So, it was my fault really.

>>42182

You and your odd fetishes.

>>42184

Yes, the ones that you've given to me.

>>42185

I can't help it.

If something is cute it leads to an escapades and eventually leads back to strange stuff.

Blame the internet.

>>42186

Ah, it's okay.

I hardly post there anyways.

We killed anon.

RIP.

>>42189

I was joking

Besides, I heard if you draw pron you can make quite a bit of money.

>>42187

You know, you are the internet.

RIP anon.

>>42191

I can corrupt the souls of men and women everywhere.

>>42192

But only if they fall into your strange dungeon of a board.

>>42193

Strange?

It's very normal.

The board owner is just an odd duck.

>>42194

There's a news article about soliciting sex for Popeyes.

So, don't rule it out!

>>42195

The owner is what makes the dungeon strange, you know.

>>42197

In what way?!

>>42198

See, if a normal person owns a house, it's just a house.

If a strange person owns it, then it becomes the dungeon.

Either way, I haven't eaten all day, so I'm going to grab some food.

>>42199

Probably a good time to write a good portion of this lab then!

I need food too.

>>42201

Go get some food!

>>42204

How's the lab coming?

>>42205

Horridly.

But I just want to do other things.

like talk to you guys.

>>42206

Sorry, I had to order some replacement PC parts.

Well, anything to avoid schoolwork.

>>42209

Ah, well in that case.

Girls can love girls!

>>42210

Indeed they can.

Also, that girl on the right looks very very sacred.

>>42211

Limbs there can jump pretty well.

>>42212

Jump?

>>42213

hop

>>42214

?

>>42215

♥

>>42216

Emotes on a computer?

Black magic?

>>42217

♀♀

But can you do this?!

>>42218

Easily!

♂ ♂

>>42219

http://i.imgur.com/Mr65bvq.png

>>42220

lewd!

but it had no effect!

>>42221

It did on me

>>42222

Pervert.

>>42223

Hmmm, the plight of being a fujo.

Shipping and yaoi are never enough~

>>42224

The heartboner is stronger than the normal one, mind you.

>>42225

I find the mind boner to be stronger than the heart boner.

Besides, how many cute undies can you actually wear?

>>42226

Well, I can't really argue with that too much, but the heartboner is warmer.

As many as you own?

>>42227

True, have you seen any cute undies to wear?

>>42228

Yes, there's a lot of stuff out there.

>>42229

http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=CGD2-31295

Like this?

>>42230

I prefer the pink colored ones to the blue

>>42231

Pink is more pleasing to the eye.

Though, I wonder what fashion trend Japanese artist have picked up recently.

Sometimes they pick some hot stuff.

>>42232

It is. It's also a "softer" color, if you know what I mean.

They do! I haven't seen much recently, though.

>>42233

http://www.kanojotoys.com/otoko-maid-costume-p-3034.html

I saw parts of Avatar today. The anti-American and race mixing propaganda messages. Fuck.

>>42220

Ew, gay.

>>42234

No!

Too short!

Maid outfits are meant to be long and poofy.

would not wear/10

>>42235

I might have to re-watch it again, I don't really remember anything too crazy in it.

>>42235

I'd totally live life as a fox.

If I was in a home of course

>>42236

More pantyshots=more bloody noses

10/10 romcom of the year.

>>42238

Maids are meant to wear pantyhose!

And if you pantyshot the maids, they lose all their appeal.

>>42239

Then what do you propose?

>>42240

For what?

>>42241

Do you have a better outfit?

>>42242

Just find a better maid outfit!

They're wonderful when done correctly.

>>42243

http://www.kanojotoys.com/anal-pearl-micro-bikini-p-3386.html

Like this?

>>42244

Wrong direction!

You should defer to Ran's judgement on these issues.

>>42246

See? Even Ese agrees!

>>42245

Some of these are quite kawaii desu.

https://jlist.com/tmt832

https://jlist.com/category/apparel-cosplay/cosplay/tmt683

Also, Ese agrees with everything.

But if two people are having a disagreement and I take a side, how could I possibly have agreed with everything?!

>>42249

You agreed on the other side!

>>42248

They don't do much for me, really.

The skirt is still too short, it seems!

>>42249

You have to remain neutral on everything.

Or at least that's what foxy seems to believe.

>>42251

WHAT DO YOU FIND CUTE?!

I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT YOU'RE A ROCK!

>>42251

I'm sure Fox wouldn't mind if I thought skimpier maids were more moe, though!

Really, this would be the cutest.

https://www.otonajp.com/otokonoko-lovely-chiffon-nightie

>>42252

Poofy is good to describe it.

Nice sweaters and dresses are really good.

Frilly stuff too.

My tastes might be a bit strange..

>>42253

Of course not!

>>42254

See, now you're getting there.

This is cute!

>>42255

No,no, I understand you like the Annie Hall look.

So, the age old question! traditional or slutty?

>>42256

Traditional.

>>42255

Some people just don't have a sense for what things are good and what things are ain't.

>>42257

Really?

Me too!

Ugh fuck.

>>42258

Well, they enjoy what they enjoy.

It's just a shame that they won't enjoy some of the best things.

>>42259

This isn't surprising one bit.

>>42260

Sleep.

>>42261

In what way!?

>>42260

Painkillers, painkillers, painkillers!

>>42262

The fact that you're not one to go for the slutty kind.

>>42260

What's going on, Error?

>>42261

Well, of course everyone's favourite type will be different, but there should at least be some basic ground rules for what should be appreciated, regardless of tastes.

>>42263

I've dated sluts and usually they're more trouble than they're worth.

traditional has always been much more smoother for relationships~

Although purification is hot too.

>>42264

I feel like that's true for most things, when it comes to art, music, etc

But there will always be stinkers.

>>42265

It's a bit strange for me to give relationship opinions, since I have almost no experience.

Also, purification isn't something that actually happens, the only way a person can change is through their own actions.

>>42267

What's up?

>>42268

you force them duh.

I've considered the possibility of finding a submissive, and taking advantage of that to mold them into a respectable lady.

>>42269

You'll run into legal trouble if you try that.

>>42270

Just go all the way and pull a Hikaru Genji!

>>42271

Your references are too obscure for me.

>>42272

He basically took a young girl and raised her to be his perfect wife.

>>42273

That sounds very illegal nowadays! Even if it weren't, you would somehow be suspected of hating women!

>>42274

Well, as long as you didn't do anything until she was of age, I don't see anything illegal about it.

Why would you be suspected of hating women?

>>42275

Are you planning on marrying soon after you're out of school?

>>42276

If the stars align with sun and moon.

Then yes.

Are you?

>>42275

Oh, I thought you meant that he had abducted her!

Because you're adjusting one to your tastes. People even think it's terribly sexist that some men marry asian women for their traditional gender roles.

>>42278

Mis-quote?

Did you watch the video?

>>42277

Oh, I'm sure you have a better chance than you make it out to be.

I don't plan on it, no.

>>42278

Well..

In the original story, he did. She was a poor girl, so it wasn't that big of a deal.

That would be the most troubling part of the process, obtaining the girl.

Man, people are nuts. There's nothing wrong with that!

>>42280

Totally quitter talk!

>>42279

N-no, but I can do!

>>42281

Well, I don't know what's going to happen in the coming years.

I've always just assumed that I wouldn't, though.

>>42282

http://imgur.com/a/8Z1aV

>>42283

I hate to break away.

But how things tonight?

>>42284

Is that about Erdogan? There's not really any context!

>>42285

They're fine, I guess.

Just listening to some music as a distraction.

And how are things for you?

>>42286

Anzu is a e-celeb with GOTIS and she's stuck in Turkey.

She needs our help as internet white knights!

>>42287

about to finish my paper and eating!

These fire crackers are too hot!

>>42289

Why are you messing around with fire crackers?

>>42288

B-but I only white knight for girls I like!

And on the chans, no one's a girl, so in practice, I never actually have an opportunity to white-knight in the first place!

>>42290

They're really good.

I actually did make a fire cracker one time

>>42291

So, would you white knight for Laura southern?

>>42292

Just for fun?

>>42292

I would do Lauren Southern, but I would allow people to badmouth her, yes.

>>42293

yes! and to eat

>>42294

She can take insults and punches pretty well.

>>42295

Were you a destructive child?

>>42280

>>42278

>>42275

Thanks to kikes, liberalism,and feminism, finding a good girl who isn't a coal burning slut with nigger AIDS is pratically impossible. It's why we have waifus now. They are pure.

Pic fucking related.

>>42297

That should go without saying.

>>42298

We need halfu waifus and cabins inna woods.

>>42298

Oh, they still exist.

Sometimes you have to temper expectations, though.

>>42299

How scary.