/imouto/ - Discussion

>>41349

>read

>Anime of the year

>>41354

Subtitles are considered reading~~~

>>41355

I'm going to take a break for a bit.

I'll see you around.

>>41356

Boring…

>>41357

sorry

>>41359

>>41360

>>41361

>>41362

>>41363

totally stealing my folder.

>>41364

Soon I will become you.

>>41365

Well, that might not be a good thing…

>>41366

I'm only kidding.

Anything to do for the remainder of the evening?

>>41367

Hmmmm, Writing the last bit of this lab report~

joy~

You?

>>41368

Ah, another one..

How pleasant.

I might watch a cute anime or something.

I need something like that.

>>41369

Watch Flipper Flappers.

>>41370

Hinako note aired just recently so I'll watch the first ep of that.

>>41371

Gay~

>>41372

Yes.

>>41373

You're making me want to watch Rozen Maiden again…

>>41374

Do it!

I still haven't seen it.

>>41375

Totally watch it together after those blasted finals.

>>41376

How long is it?

I could stream it if you want.

>>41377

Oh, it's just a season.

>>41378

Shouldn't be too much of a pain, then.

>>41379

Ah!

But then you must choose between which remake!

>>41380

I'll let you do the bothersome parts.

>>41381

03 it is~

the dub is really bad

>>41382

…and are you going to make me watch that bad dub?

>>41383

If I was going to make you watch a bad dub. I'd make you watch the higurashi.

>>41384

Noted.

I think I'll head to bed after this episode is finished.

It's bad.

>>41385

As in boring?

>>41386

Yep.

This'll be the only one I watch.

>>41387

What's happening?

>>41388

Nothing!

It's supposed to be cutesy but it just makes me feel gross instead.

The stupid main character is so awkward she T-Poses whenever she's around people.

It's got high pitched annoying voices all over the place.

The animation quality is poor, it's chibi 90% of the time.

And I don't even remember the characters, despite having finished the episode.

>>41389

sounds like 99% of SOL anime in a shellnut.

In response to that; you should watch Gochūmon wa Usagi Desu ka?.

10/10 anime.

>>41390

I'll forget it by tomorrow.

I'm going to sleep. Good night.

>>41391

Hmmm, dead.

Wonder where EseM, Ran-sam, SD, emi and Sage are these days?

Bayonetta is out on Steam.

What the hell?

>>41395

I was here yesterday!

also, that image is lewd.

>>41397

His ass was never the same after that.

>>41398

Poor boy.

Please consider pledging a donation to the violated boys relief group, to help an abused male near you.

>>41399

Well, at least he has someone to milk his prostate.

Anyways, how was your day?

>>41400

It was an average one. Nothing eventful really happened, besides the usual.

How was yours?

>>41401

I woke up at 4AM thinking about how to make HCl!

And not I'm really tired!

What does it mean!

>>41402

>and not I'm really tired!

Are you sure about that?

I've been waking up 3-4am randomly for the past few days, it's strange.

It means that you need to take a mental break.

>>41404

Well, when you draw up plans on how to make a reactor from a bathtub and a 65amp breaker it's probably time for a mental break.

Sadly, finals are not too far off.

>>41405

Yes, that's definitely not normal.

Well, that's both a curse and a blessing.

At least you'll be through with them soon enough, right?

>>41406

If sudden midnight reactor syndrome doesn't strike again. Yes.

I'm sort of worried about the finals. The ACS final is going to be tough.

How about your finals?

>>41407

I'm sure you'll do well!

I've never worried about exams a whole lot, so I think it'll be alright.

It might not be pretty, but it'll be alright.

>>41408

You know what they say about college right?

>>41409

They say lots of things about college.

What?

>>41410

Cs and Ds get degrees.

It's bad advice though.

>>41411

Well.

The way I see it, as long as they all aren't Cs, then it doesn't bother me too much.

>>41412

C++ is a great way to get that GPA up.

Har har

>>41413

I'm dying.

>>41414

Oh, it's not that bad.

>>41415

It's too late, you've killed me.

You monster!

>>41416

You'll have a quad amputee waifu that enjoys the same thing you enjoy.

And she really likes being around you.

>>41417

What, in the afterlife?

That does sound incredibly nice, though.

>>41418

It's like Valhalla but there's less food.

>>41419

Speaking of food..

Dinner soon?

>>41420

Class soon. So, when the alarm goes off I'll go for a snack and a sweet drink!

>>41421

I see.

Well, have fun in class!

I'll be here when you get back.

>>41422

Need to get some people in here.

It's rather lonely being just you and me!

>>41423

I agree.

It makes me wonder where Ese, sage, and Lain have all gone off to.

Although, they are pretty intermittent to begin with.

>>41424

Lain is doing graduate classes.

Ese and Sage are both fickle posters…

>>41425

Well. that explains it.

How could we get some more people?

>>41426

"Build it and they will come."

Thus, as long as this board is active.

People, will, eventually post.

Even if it's going to be us for a while.

>Class time

See you!

>>41428

Well, I'll hold up my end.

Enjoy yourself!

>>41413

int x = 101;

while (x → 0){

cout << "Nier Automata cyberbooty" << endl;

}

>>41430

>>41432

It actually does seem like a really good game, but I'm not exactly a bleeding-edge gamer. I might visit it in a few years if I remember. It seems like one of those "must plays" like Mario Galaxy.

>>41433

I've heard great things about it.

Before Taro's games have always been pretty great outside of the gameplay, but platinum seems to have fixed that.

>you can be a mtf transsexual and be a lesbian

suddenly, everything is a bit brighter today.

>>41436

You can be anything!

Although that doesn't always mean you should!

>>41437

b-but if i decide to become a women i can love another women.

truely, the real red pill.

>>41438

If that's what you truly want.

Find a cute wife!

>>41439

but it's not as cute.

besides, boys don't exist.

>>41440

This is news to me!

What happened to them all?

>>41441

they all became girls.

>>41442

How cute!

So, yuri is the way of life now, I take it?

>>41443

for those that accept yuri as lord and savoir.

>>41444

The one true way.

Those poor nonbelievers are missing out!

>>41445

we'll castrate the nonbelievers and reducate them to accept the one true form of love

>>41446

A scary radical appears!

>>41447

B-but they're breeder scum.

>>41448

Yes, but how will our descendants appreciate the one true love if there's nobody around to love?

They're a necessary evil!

>>41449

artificial insemination via artificial semen.

>>41450

Alright, you win that one.

>>41451

let's go further

>>41452

It seems we have the technology!

I don't see why not.

>>41453

interspecies lesbian romance. truely the most progressive board

>>41454

It's clearly the future!

lol

>>41455

2lewd.

>>41456

You're too lewd.

>>41457

But kuro is cheating!

>>41456

There's nothing wrong with cheating!

>>41459

Cuck.

>>41460

>>41461

You can only wear a cage from now on.

>>41462

Those seem extremely uncomfortable.

Alright.

>>41463

I was always curious how painful they'd be in times you were turned on…

What I do know is if you're a trap. you won't have a boner.

>>41464

It hurts a little just thinking about it.

And I imagine some other things would be harder, too.

The hormones do that sort of thing, don't they?

>>41465

HRT has positives.

no hair loss, smoother skin, etc.

higher voice, lower sex drive, hip to waist ratio changes, etc.

>>41466

Well, there's ups and downs to everything.

I think having a high pitched voice would be very strange, though.

>>41467

I would actually pay to see that.

>>41468

You don't see a voice, silly.

>>41469

You have to use your imagination.

>>41470

How boring!

Why not just go for the real thing?

>>41471

Well, real things can't contort their bodies like this.

http://imgur.com/a/6qx29

>>41472

The only hard part would be bending the lower legs back like that.

The rest is easy.

>>41473

I imagine you're quite the leggy person.

Though, I would be thoroughly impressed if you can fit in a vase.

>>41474

You would be correct.

It would depend on the size of the vase, really.

What's up with you and the vase thing?

>>41475

It's much more aesthetically pleasing and more ethical than quad amputees,no?

Plus, restraints are hot.

So, the vase is just a constraint device.

>>41476

Well, you're not wrong.

I had just never seen it before, and still find it a little odd.

>>41477

It's a bit far fetched.

But just think of it as a magical restraint. Besides, it can't be worst fetish you've seen right?

>>41478

It's not really plausible.

It's still strange, even if it's magical! All the things you could do, and you stuff them into a vase?

The giant knees is probably one of the strangest.

>>41479

Don't remind me.

Also, boob butts, nipple anus and, dicks nipples are gross too.

>>41480

Shitting dick nipples is quite strange.

I'd dig something up that I remember, but I'm not sure if I want to.

>>41481

Pluuusss they're kind of at your mercy.

eyeball licking?

>>41482

That is pretty hot.

No, let me see if I can find it.

I'm going to regret my decision.

>>41483

Curious and curiouser.

>>41484

I've found it, but there's no way I'm posting it.

>>41485

Do it anyways.

>>41486

http://imgur.com/a/4ykVg

sorry

>>41487

Reminds me of that doujin where the guy marries the tentacle monster in the nuclear waste field!

>>41489

For some reason that character has a lot of strange ones.

>>41490

Armpit sex

>>41491

I like that.

>>41492

ew!

>>41493

Says the one into amputees~

>>41494

But they're cute!

>>41495

Much like Matthew, you're making them grow on me.

And I'm not sure how to feel about it.

>>41496

They're human just like me and you.

They're just helpless and you want to help them.

They'd make a great pillow.

>>41497

See, you're doing it on purpose now!

>>41498

Fine, fine, you caught me!

Next I'll get you to like Fate!

>>41499

Impossible.

I'd like to see you try.

>>41500

You're right.

I'll get you to like this instead.

>>41501

That's gonna be a tough one, you know.

>>41502

I don't know.

Many people would totally boink Link vase if given the chance.

he has a huge dick.

>>41503

It is nearly as big as his head, if the proportions are right.

It's not gonna work.

>>41504

Grab the top of the base and begin to slide the link base up and down in a rhythmic fashions.

Now, use the other hand to grab the tip and begin stroking.

There, it worked!

>>41505

That's not what I meant!

>>41506

build a wood box and keep link base pointed up?

>>41507

No, I wasn't referring to how I would use it, but you trying to get me to use it in the first place!

>>41508

it's a angry sex toy.

What more could you want?

>>41509

You're very good at this, you know.

You nearly had me searching out of curiosity.

It's a tad scary.

>>41510

Remember, it's normal if it's between a man and a woman.

>>41511

Then why did you show me the one with men?

>>41512

Cause we're little girls and it's healthy to want to know about the opposite sex!

>>41513

Alright, fine.

I give up.

You win!

>>41514

https://youtu.be/S2N_uvnvGbI

>>41515

But why?

>>41516

I was having fun.

Then again I can't get my mind off of artificial semen.

>>41517

I really am considering the vase thing, just so you know.

Why that?

>>41518

Curious how it works.

is it like regular semen where flagellum doodles around until it bumps into something?

or is it a singular semen?

>>41519

..are we to the point where that's an actual thing, yet?

I would imagine it would be like the regular.

>>41520

http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-made-the-best-artificial-sperm-yet-and-they-re-breeding-mice-with-it

and

https://www.fda.gov/NewsEvents/Newsroom/PressAnnouncements/ucm551185.htm

The latter one can be used to test and possibly eliminate genetic diseases.

>>41521

Spooky!

So soon men will become useless in the grand scheme of things?

Imagine how fast the world would fall.

>>41522

Inversely.

The same is true for women.

https://www.geneticliteracyproject.org/2015/06/12/artificial-wombs-the-coming-era-of-motherless-births/

and

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/10/17/scientists-make-live-animals-from-artificial-eggs-in-remarkable/

>>41523

Well, good to see it goes either way!

It'll be a long while until we see it for humans, I think.

>>41524

!

>>41525

Seems to be sooner than I previously thought.

But seriously speaking for a moment.

Would you?

>>41526

Without a shadow of a doubt.

Would you?

>>41527

Gut feeling says yes.

>>41528

>gut

>>41529

Well, there's lots of things to consider.

The child might be considered a freak, you know.

>>41530

Well, if they were pets we can't have them with an IQ of 75-200, now can we?

They most likely would be as smart as your cat or dog and probably able to pick up on a few social cues but not enough to be self-conscious.

Besides, you keep them locked.

In your house. Forever.

>>41531

Oh, if they're just pets then absolutely.

I'd jump on that train in a heartbeat.

>>41532

Just remember to love them and never turn your self into a furry like in that game ROM.

>>41533

They'd be for cute.

I'm not familiar with the game you're talking about.

>>41534

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2064:_Read_Only_Memories

>>41535

Looks kind of interesting, I guess.

>>41536

>>41537

>>41538

I saw the miedo incest doujin.

What do?

>>41539

fap

>>41540

No dignity.

>>41541

This is your fault, you know~

>>41542

I don't believe you!

Maybe I should request a potted Kohaku!

>>41543

Do it.

>>41544

Let's find a drawfag….

>>41545

This is straight up /d/'s alley, just go find one there!

>>41546

I'm a bit worried how eager you are about this..

>>41547

Like I said, this is your fault.

>>41548

Well, make an MS paint picture of what you two images juxtaposed and describe in detail what you want to be drawn!

>>41549

I can't do the MSPaint, and typing it out would be way too embarrassing.

No way!

>>41550

It will be a belated birthday gift!

>>41551

And it would be such a strange thing to receive!

You're still very good at this.

>>41552

Here.

And imgur is working.

Oh well~

>>41553

An aya is fine too.

Was it not working before?

>>41554

>Aya is fine too

DO YOU HAVE NO BOUNDS?!

>>41555

Not right now, no.

>>41556

horndog.

>>41555

your

fault

>>41558

Well, if I'm that much of an influence.

Then time to become a gril

>>41559

>gril

First pots, now grills.

You're a strange one.

>>41560

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/28783

>>41561

I chuckled.

Why do you want me to be a gril?

>>41562

Charred meat ist good.

>>41563

Understandable.

>>41564

>>41565

But would you grab her tail?

>>41566

She's there to protect you and love__ you

So, tail touching is a part of the package yes.

http://imgur.com/a/K03fo

>>41567

How cute!

what the hell is that?

>>41568

If I told you what it was you'd throw up.

So, for the sake no upchucked food.

I shall refrain answering.

>>41569

I will restrain my curiosity.

You find the weirdest things.

>>41570

I can go deeper….

>>41571

Why not, I'm having to prepare some things anyways.

>>41572

There's no actual guro in this one.

http://www.guromanga.com/read/collected-works-of-shounen-kobayashi/5311/p1#.WO2zFtLyuyI

>>41573

This is actually pretty fun!

>>41574

It's a sweet story too.

Much cuter and sweeter than the others.

There's one that I'm really fond of that involves a zombie girl.

http://www.guromanga.com/read/girl-of-the-dead/5240/p3#.WO20itIrKyI

>>41575

I'll remember to read these, I'm liking them.

But for now, I need some rest.

Good night Fox.

>>41576

Goodnight.

Where did the thread go?

>>41579

Poor thread.

He never had a chance.

>>41579

>>41580

Did the thread poof?

>>41582

W-will you join me in the nothingness of the 404?

>>41584

Doing what?

yo nibbas

>>41586

>>41588

Ese?

>>41589

Reminds me of those song my dad used to sing to me.

Wait, do you have any music software on your computer?

>>41593

But you were making vaporwave at one point?

>>41595

Hmmm, you always seem to be on the bus…

>>41596

Did you get far?

>>41598

That seems really taxing.

Then again, it's cheaper than driving.

>You can download DPRK OS

http://www.openingupnorthkorea.com/downloads-2

>>41601

Depends, cars are sinkholes for money.

How much is fare?

about 8 dollars a day?

>>41603

2(3.50)=7$

7$(30 days)=210$

Well, I'd say that the monthly deal is a steal. Definitely much cheaper than driving.

>>41605

Just think of it as a new way to make friends!

>>41606

You're right; it's high time my circle branches out to include people with face tattoos.

I didn't like your assertion that I post just as infrequently as Sage, by the way.

>>41607

Well, you post more than Sage. So, the distinction about who post more is now clarified!

Also, never judge a book by it's cover!

>Every post now fails to load

gg 8chan.

>>41608

But a book at least has a synopsis on the back. With people, the cover art is the most reliable immediate impression on their character you have.

>>41610

Well, something about tattoos on someone's face screams bad decision making.

dead

>>41611

I'm sure there's someone with a good reason behind it, but most of the ones I see are teardrops and stuff, and we all know how that one got started, so it's hard to not feel a bit of contempt.

>>41613

Well, you probably want to live too.

Anyways, how was your day?

Any plans for the night?

You can't say "Dead" five minutes after posting, especially when the board is misbehaving as badly as it is. For me anyways.

It was fine. I had Popeye's for the first time, and almost bought a mahjong table.

>>41615

It must be slow on my end then.

it about 8 minutes to get the post. Plus, I have an issue with the update. So, I say dead to force it to update.

lp.

>>41619

>Here's your controller vro

What is that anyways?

Slime tetris?

>>41620

Slime tetris, what?

>>41621

Like puyopuyo tetris but with Slimes.

Well, that's a million dollar idea.

>>41622

Oh, no, it's for the special edition of DQ11, I think.

>>41623

You're making me want to watch Precure.

Is it like Sailor Moon?

>>41624

I'm not certain; I've never really been into SM. I've never completed a series of Precure either, though, mind you.

>>41625

Too girly?

>>41626

I don't care about that, I just lose interest in shows between episodes, or something else catches my attention, and then I fall so far behind that I can't be bothered to continue, and try again next year.

>>41627

Do you have ADHD?!

Not that I'm aware of, I've always been like that. I have a couple weeks of autistic obsession over a thing, followed by months of wanting nothing to do with it, and it cycles like that.

>>41629

That happened to me too.

I still want to know how a nuclear reactor works though.

I have no interest other than thinking that we should be using it over more shit forms of energy.

>>41631

Fossil fuels.

Everything in your room and everything you touch and every you bathe with and everything you eat have all come in contact with fossil fuels. The more sensible question would be a more ethical and practical approach to reducing oil reliance.

Personally, I believe that Space Elevator will solve all our problems and that everyone will be happy and content one we have 2200mile tube going into space!

I mean, what could be the problem!?

Other than the fact that space is a hoax, not a whole lot.

>>41633

The Earth is flat and and there is an ice wall keeping all the water from flowing out!

Also, the government is so hell bent of us not knowing the truth that they station boats around the ice wall so that no one will learn it's secrets!

The truth is out there 2+2=5! Everything is a lie!

Spherecucks will all hang on DoTR.

DoTR?

Day

of

The

Rope.

Day of the bullet is good too.

https://youtu.be/XOKEebktVco

>>41638

Doesn't have quite the ring to it, though.

>>41640

True!

Speaking of which, did you watch man in the high castle?

I found the part were the Japanese not handing the Jewish man over to Nazi America a tad odd.

No, I'd never actually watched any of that. I've been curious, but that's as far as it goes.

If you've ever wondered what life is like under Nazi rule.

Then that's the show for you.

>>41643

Isn't it a Friendly Merchant's take on what life would be like under Nazi, rule, though.

An interesting thing I've heard about the show though, is that it has basically the only the only depiction of a healthy Father/son relationship in all of television right now, and it's a literal nazi. There's probably something to be taken from that as to how TV people view the family, but I'm not sure.

>>41644

It sticks to the book really well.

The Nazis were already colonizing the moon and draining the Mediterranean when the story was taking place.

The only issue I have with it is that the Japanese were treating the Americans like second class citizens and the Jewish man wasn't executed when he was aiding and embedding the girl.

Amazon has the rights for it so, it's free from alterations to the story.

>>41647

Save me from school!

Just don't go.

>>41648

I am the school.

Or, just do what Ese said.

>>41651

That guy's dead.

>>41649

Not really an option…Sadly.

>>41651

Uh huh.

>>41648

Did the actor really die?

>>41654

Japanese flu is dangerous.

>>41654

I meant that for Ese.

>>41652

If that's true, then that's sad.

>>41654

Oh, the actor's still alive. He'll probably die any day now, though, he's like 70.

>>41653

Exercise some of that radical freedom of yours. All that's left for you after graduating is not being able to find a job befitting your skillset.

>>41657

Ah, so it was just the joke.

He died so we could live on.

>>41657

Depends where you are and what degree you're getting.

My sister graduated and worked at Home Depot for 3-4 years and she managed to get a outside of her expertise 3-4 years and she finally got laid off.

Now though, she has a job in the area of her expertise as a PR person for a wedding company.

Of course, the way she went to college was like watching a bull go through a china shop.

I'm chose a different degree path that's highly technical and scarcer than PR.

Plus, my sister had a 2.9ish GPA graduating and currently I have a 3.2 GPA.

Scholarships help pay off a lot of my debt.

So, by the time I graduate, I will be in significantly less debt than my sister.

>>41658

More importantly than Sega, I'm pretty sure he's also Kamen Rider 1.

My post button isn't unclicking itself between posts, so I need to refresh every time, and the page isn't refreshing quickly, either.

>>41657

Mine is the same way. The site isn't doing very well, it seems.

Just click the X on the quick reply window and then open it again, and it should be back.

https://stats.4ch.net/8chan/displaytable.php?file=imouto#header

some interesting stats for you guys.

>>41662

What is this measuring?

Posts?