/imouto/ - Discussion★

Aw, almost half way through the week.

>>37852 (OP)

>amputee edition

Gross.

>>37853

Being blunt is a bit of a double edged sword. It keeps things simple so that both people can understand it, but the more sensitive sort can react badly to it.

>>37856

I think it's cute.

They grow on you after a while.

>>37858

Nuggets?

Are you sure you didn't mean short stuff?

>That one video where the girls starts crying and they all start clapping.

Best stuff right there.

>>37857

I'll chalk this up to your strange tastes.

>>37860

It's very hard to understand some of the nuances over text. Sarcasm especially is tough, at least for me. It's why I'm a fan of VoIP for that sort of thing.

>>37864

But you can use them as pillows and snuggle with them…That's not strange. It's pure love.

>>37863

“I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.”

A loud cringe fills the whole room.

(The Chibi incident was hilarious as well)

>>37866

I feel for the actual speed runners that have to do that.

I would think that women are really distracting though.

>>37865

You can do that with whole people, too.

>>37867

Even then, it all depends on the receiving person.

>>37869

But whole people fight back.

>>37870

Not all of them.

>>37868

Women's shoulders are just too tempting!

>>37871

I'll have to restrain you first before you're used as a pillow.

>>37873

Yes, you would.

Your hypothetical lover would probably be much more willing to do that with you.

>>37872

http://imgur.com/a/UpcbY

>>37874

Who said I would do that IRL?

Jeez, I'm not that kinky!

Planescape: Torment is getting a re-release.

https://youtu.be/G2wXLCIpFRg

Dead!

>>37880

Is that a bad thing?

I heard Planescape is as close as D&D as you can get..Other than playing a D&D game…

Also, I have something nifty for you.

https://youtu.be/LISoRDFLTSA

>>37876

I wasn't aware of a 3ds emulator.

My 3ds is hacked, so I could just download it to that.

>>37877

Where else would you do it?

>>37882

No, but same mechanics apply.

Though, the shilling makes me partially interested in the game.

>>37883

In my hentai!

Where else?

Plus girls are for cute and hugs.

>>37885

I guess.

>>37886

You must watch it if you're interested in oscillations and friction of a snake.

Plus, a RPG with 2 million words is not an RPG!

>>37887

cute!

TIL Ghost's reboot of True Capitalist Radio is still active!

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2017/03/28/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-479

>>37891

You didn't like physics?!

>>37888

I doubt it.

I'd just end up playing it on my 3ds anyways. Always easier if you can play on the OG hardware if possible.

>>37890

?

>>37894

It's a genuinely hard class.

So, be thankful you didn't have to take it.

>>37895

Girls can love girls!

>>37892

I'm still a bit bitter about Ghost.

https://youtu.be/ReMJow3vROY

>>37895

It would be nice to have a 3DS like that.

>>37896

Oh, you were made to take it? I'm not smart enough!

>>37897

You would be correct.

>>37898

It wasn't very hard to do. I think it only took around an hour of my time to get it all working.

>>37898

Yes, physics 2 is like the dessert after the jar of tacks that you were made to eat.

>>37899

>>37901

>>37902

That rabbit looks mad.

>>37898

Meh, he just gets fired up very easily. Some people worship anime way too much anyways.

>>37903

The rabbit is mad.

>>37907

I'll take the hint.

Au revoir.

>>37906

>>37909

https://youtu.be/Yl53kA5wtHE

https://youtu.be/uBaNWcVSQRE

Music to keep you busy until I come back.

>>37910

Not too big of a Miku fan.

>>37911

shit taste tbh fam.

>>37912

Miku just has too pop-esque songs.

>>37913

Rarely find any vocaloid stuff that is good to be honest.

>>37914

Any good vocaloid song you can find a better version with actual person covering it, I just don't get the appeal.

>>37919

an a press is an a press, you can't say it's half.

>>37922

Isn't it just by holding A for less time? Most Mario games let you cut your jump short by releasing the button early

>>37922

>he missed the joke

>>37923

having fun.

>>37924

you see, there's three parts to an A press. when A is pressed, held and released. in most cases, the press is the important, because that's what makes Mario jump. however, in some cases, it is sufficient just to hold A, since it lets Mario twirl with the wing cap, swim or do little kicks.

To get Watch for Rolling Rocks, it is sufficient to just leech off of an earlier A press, like the one we do to enter the level. In a single star run, we'd round it up, but in a whole game run, we'd round it down. To capture this phenomenon, we call it a Half a Press.

pretty regularly i fantasize about being physically disabled in various ways

>>37927

weird.

i wouldn't mind being restrained, but that's kinda weird.

>>37929

nah. though my body being trapped in a wall, with my backside and mouth exposed for use sounds nice.

>>37931

>>37931

Ｗｈａｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｕｃｋ　ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ　ａｂｏｕｔ？

>>37930

That could be interesting, too.

>>37931

>>37933

this thread is on the homepage, that's why.

>>37935

no.

>>37928

hey im just curious! whats weird about that?

>>37937

why would you want to be disabled.

i mean, it's a permanent thing.

>>37938

he was expecting little sisters.

>>37941

blame fox for being a fuck.

also there's no such thing as a qt amputee.

get out with your shit fetish.

>>37940

Oh, could that be what the "Them" referred to?

I still don't feel silly for not getting it.

>>37915

That's just an ending song for some sad anime, not to mention it's pop-esque.

>>37916

Pretty much.

>>37942

>also there's no such thing as a qt ampu…

>>37946

>looks like a forty year old

>shit hair

>probably dyed hair too

>thousand cock stare

>you can never ever caress her legs

worse than most 3dpds.

You probably don't want a bunch of sexual deviants looking at your imouto, anyways.

this place is fun should i adopt a name or something

>>37947

>make an amputee thread

>show up on main page

>op doesn't deliver amputee

>get mad I show up with qt

>>37950

>qt

again, you're wrong.

also op is a nigger.

your fetish is shit and you should feel bad.

where is the fucking fun in fucking a chick if you don't even have to spread her legs.

>>37949

What's your homeboard? Based on your answer, you may get chased off.

>>37952

/pol/, i guess, though i dabble in /v/ every so often.

>>37953

That's mostly fine. /v/ is pretty bad, however.

>>37954

you can go fuck her somewhere else, anon.

and again, i don't see how it would be enjoyable to fuck her. it's like fucking a fleshlight in a pillow.

>>37955

no contest there, but i do play games.

name ideas?

>>37954

>Nobody says you don't deserved to be loved even if you are a fat autistic faggot living in your mom's basement.

Many people absolutely do.

>>37956

Nope. It's something I can't do.

>>37956

Why did you guys make an amputee thread and bump it this much.

She deserves to be loved too.

If you can't waifu her in spite of her missing limbs, then you never really loved her to begin with. You don't deserve her.

>>37958

It's one thing to be with someone who loses a limb or two, it's quite another to go after someone who has lost a limb or two.

>>37945

It was almost just like that.

Don't make amputee threads unless you're ready to love them like they should be. She can't help it that she got rekt, but she'll still love you. Be nice.

>>37962

>she'll still love you

she's a woman, anon. a 3d woman. 3d women are incapable of love.

>>37964

Tripcodes work with #tripcode, not !tripcode.

>>37965

like this?

never used one.

also did that fox guy from OP use an actual trip?

>>37966

Yes, you can generate them with different programs, but they're either very CPU or GPU heavy.

Why do people use tripcodes?

>>37967

gotcha.

so what do you guys do all day.

>>37968

it's your own identity.

also, you're a faggot.

>>37970

Negative comments are unwelcome here.

>>37971

what do you mean, anon

>>37972

bullying is welcome here.

did i do something wrong already.

>>37974

This isn't /jp/.

>>37975

Not that I've noticed.

>>37977

but do i want to wait for you, anon?

i don't know anything about you.

>>37978

yes, because i get the board moving.

>>37981

you didn't answer my question.

>>37980

who are you though.

>>37982

I'm op. just monitering the thread to make sure things are alright.

>>37983

but where is your tripcode, op?

also, are things alright? i dunno how they are usually.

>>37983

I don't think you are. I've memorized every picture in your archives.

>>37982

I thought that you meant what happens here during day, oh well.

Pretty much just playing games and occasionally gym, why?

>>37986

just curious. i dunno what i got myself into here.

>>37987

Pretty much just a casual conversation board, although the topics are mostly politics and Japanese games.

>>37988

well, you did get hitler dubs, so sieg heil?

>japanese games

always wanted to make something in that style. RPG maker or something, you know? but i can't tell stories for shit.

>>37985

here, I'll give evidence.

in the recent years, political correctness began as a phenomenon that started by not being offensive. however, due to the draconian rules by teachers and other authorities has left a gap in modern society. people are afriad of approaching complex issues since most will become deeply offended by this issue. this paradox is laughable as nothing can be solved because emotions become too mercurial. matter of fact the issue is so bad in europe. that men are afraid to approach these issues. so, one could make the conjecture that political correctness

>>37989

Emipls.

>>37991

who.

>>37990

Ending your post mid-sentence? Checks out to me.

Enable IDs

>>37992

Someone who quit the board, but was our resident game dev.

>>37993

trippy trips are ids.

>>37993

oh. damn.

game dev sounds like fun but i probably couldn't do it.

also i swear i had more anime girl pics than this.

>>37994

But I don't have one for ideological reasons.

>>37995

Ideally you spend the next day or two collecting a whole bunch of just one or two characters.

>>37996

but i have a life.

also who.

>>37997

I don't literally mean the whole next day or two. Rather, segments of them.

That's not something I can decide for you. You might as well ask me to name you.

>>37996

join us~

anyways, i can check ids and a few other tricks when i get back homu onii-chan.

so, trippy trips will still be optional.

>>37998

didn't i do that earlier.

aegis is is then. best waifu.

>>38000

No one is currently using Aegis.

>>38001

well aren't i lucky?

who's yours? i don't watch much anime.

>>38002

Neither do I. I read a fair bit of manga though.

It's Kino.

>>38003

never heard of her.

whacha doing?

>>38004

She's from Kino No Tabi.

I'm watching YouTube, and yourself?

>>38005

same.

watching more Pannen and half a presses.

>>38006

I've been on a Chad Warden binge for the last three days.

SD, give me tea.

>>38009

hello op person.

is this person you or was he a liar. >>37990

>>38010

It's me.

>>38011

alrighty then.

how are you?

>>38012

I'm older than the country Poland.

So, 20ish. I lost count sometime ago.

>>38013

what is so special about Poland?

>>38013

No one asked how old you were!

>>38014

It can't into space~

Which is sad.

>>38015

Well excuse me for re-enacting the last quarter of Farewell to Arms.

Also, I cleaned up for your viewing pleasure.

>>38016

that sentence mixing is WalrusGuy-tier.

>>38017

i feel bad for them now.

>>38018

Should have stayed with Russia.

>>38019

very debatable.

>>38020

>>38021

what.

>>38022

Were those your leggings?

>>38024

That clip reminds me of the stupid no rape thing I had to sit through in order to get into school.

>>38023

what what.

>>38024

>you will never ever make funny ytps

>>38026

>

>>37934

Those yours?

>>38028

oh, no, no.

i'm not a qt trap.

though i wouldn't mind having one as my gf.

>>38027

Yes, it teaches what to do when women are in 'uncomfortable' situations.

I just watched youtube poop through that whole segment.

>>38009

But I quit drinking it early today.

>>38029

>>38032

did i say something wrong.

>>38031

Y-you won't even make tea for me?

>>38033

Not at all.

But enjoy this clip.

https://youtu.be/inf7l3DzNk8

>>38034

I guess I could, but it's late.

>>38037

i wouldn't mind tea~!

>>38035

Well, I don't really care enough about women to white knight them in a uneasy scenario. Unless, granted, they are my friend then I might say something.

I don't know why we have to stop the universe when a female gendered person feels awkward around someone…

>>38037

You can watch this as it's brewing~

https://youtu.be/jup_9yYFiHI

>>37869

I thought those girls had really thick legs

>>38041

>ID is literally bait

Oh god, you're a treasure.

>>38038

No black tea though.

>>38040

>English

Why?

>>38042

what.

>>38043

i don't mind mint tea, or green tea.

>>38043

>No black tea

WHY?!?!?!

>>38044

Only got green tea out of those two.

>>38045

It is too late for black tea.

>>38044

see?

>>38046

it'll work.

>>38047

interesting.

>>38046

Are you sensitive to caffeine?

>>38048

Good, because otherwise I have random blends.

>>38049

Not really, but you should never drink black tea or coffee after 8 pm.

>>38050

Drink Redline ototo~

anyhow, i should be going now.

good night!

Goodnight Emi

>>38051

Redline?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A

>>38052

Sleep well.

>>38054

https://youtu.be/PkicPwbFEFI

>>38055

That has never happened to me, I just get paranoid if I drink too many cups of coffee or energy drinks, kind of the same effect as staying up for +30 hours.

>>38057

Stay up with me~

I want to see what paranoia looks like.

>>38058

O' Brother where art thou?

>>38061

RIP anonymoose-san.

You will be remembered.

>>38059

I just get very cautious, anyhow I'm off to sleep.

>>38063

Good night, SD.

>>38063

Bah, it's dead…

Dead!

>>38067

A strange rant.

But good night.

>>38066

Should it remain that way?

>>38069

I would have too much time on my hands.

Also, remind me not to make a fetish thread again!

How was your day?

>>38070

Too much time isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Yes, it was a bit of a mistake on your part. Hindsight is always 20/20, however.

It was alright. A tad frustrating, but that's mostly my fault.

>>38071

Well, it was cute…At least in idea. In practice, no so much.

Everything is fine now right?

>>38072

There was no way for you to know, really.

Everything is fine now, yes. I'm much calmer than before.

>>38073

wunderbar!

Do you have any plans for the evening?

Is it raining where you are at?

>>38074

Everything that needed to be taken care of has been taken care of.

No rain right now. I wish there was some.

>>38075

It's flooding here.

Heck those tornado guys from that show are here too. Perhaps, anime time?

>>38076

That's not good.

Make sure you stay safe.

If that's what you want, I'll probably just go to sleep.

>>38077

I'd hate to bother you…

But I have nothing interesting going on…So, I would probably just pester you…

>>38079

If you were bothering me I'd just leave.

>>38080

At least your frank!

Hmm, I wonder if Snake's Pass is up on Pirate's Bay?

Wow, it actually is.

Pirates are scary fast people.

>>38081

Sorry about that.

I choose to spend my time here, so it's not like I hate it or anything.

Snake pass looks like it wouldn't play very well on keyboard.

>>38084

I imagine it would be "press z to climb and use mouse to maneuver."

I think it would be better to play on the Switch!

>>38085

I think I'll wait.

Read up on some reviews or something.

It does seem like an interesting game, although I think the fun would come from the strange control scheme.

Otherwise it looks pretty slow.

>>38086

Gotta think like a snake Ran-sama!

https://youtu.be/B3NbPUTD5qA

>>38087

That was interesting.

Snakes are cool!

>>38088

I have an interesting story about an encounter with a snake.

There was snakes living in my backyard and my parents decided to get chickens. So, I started shooing away the snakes. But they were persistent little buggers. So, I started trying to catch them with my hands.

All was fine and dandy until a snake bit me and went for a helicopter ride into the water.

I'm 100% sure the snake was fine though.

>>38089

Hahaha. I take it you haven't picked up a snake since, correct?

The only real encounter I've had with a snake wasn't pretty.

>>38090

I picked up 3 or 4 others.

You have to watch them otherwise they'll rear around bite your hand.

What happened with your snake?

Lawnmower?

>>38091

No, nothing like that.

I was at summer camp, and I went to use one of the restrooms.

There was a copperhead chilling next to the toilet, so I freak out

Ended up chopping it's head off with a nearby shovel.

I was a bit afraid to use the restrooms after that, especially at night.

>>38092

Poor guy.

Just wanted to stay warm for the night.

Hopefully you can use the bathroom normally now~