/imouto/ - Discussion

>>37510

was going to put that down, actually.

or err and traps.

>>37510

wait isn't that blasphemy?

>>37513

it's a joke, man. it's like calling me a fag.

also maybe, mysterious anon.

>>37515

>stop making jokes because someone is butthurt

no.

that's his problem.

>>37517

normies ree

or something.

>>37518

I'm surprised that Pinochet has become mainstream.

Frightening it must be~

>>37519

not as frightening as my fucking life kill me holy shit do it i beg you

>>37520

It ends when you become an adult.

Trust me.

>>37521

i giggled.

yeah, entering a phase in your life when every day is the same will somehow cure depression.

sure, man.

>>37522

Well, you're a teen.

Teens generally behave the same behaviors and typically this is due to hormones swirling around in your body. If you're an introvert it makes your teenage years even worse. So, recommendation would be to go out and talk to people. Because your teenage years depends on it heavily.

>>37523

> go out and talk to people

>getting bullied by normies, betrayed, hurt and not fitting in will somehow make my life better

>>37524

Keep trying.

Weed out the friends that are bad and keep the ones that are good.

>>37525

there is no such thing as good people.

only people that you like, that tolerate you and aren't demanding.

dead like my hopes and dreams.

>>37528

i can't know because they don't exist.

>>37510

Uhm, I identify as an angel and the correct term is "walks with God".

>>37530

do those walks involve hot steamy sex?

>>37532

let's see.

people who interact with one another not out of selfishness?

>>37533

ahh, true.

>>37535

not really.

people are predictable.

>>37536

and divorced by 35.

i'll buy you a beer when it happens.

>>37538

Miracles do happen! You just have to do things for the right reason.

>>37537

Well, I'm not chasing after sluts and harlots, so this is less of an issue. I'm somewhat patient.

>>37539

people are, at the base level, all the same.

I've pretty much figured it out.

I know how to befriend someone (even if it requires going through hoops i don't care to go through) and how to ruin said friendship i record time. It's really simple.

>>37540

neither are 90% of men, Sage.

>>37541

If you had the magic formula for having people "figured out", you would be in a much better position in life than you are right now. That's just the conceit of youth talking.

>>37542

the issue is that getting people to like you requires a lot of pretending, and i'm shit at that. doesn't mean that i don't get it. just means that i'm shit at being a human.

>>37543

It really doesn't. The only "pretending" I do is in employer-employee relationships. The only reason you would need to do lots of pretending when making friends or something is if you're trying to befriend people of a significantly higher caliber than yourself.

>>37541

They may not, but vetting is an explicit action taken. They make the mistake of believing that not being a slut is implicit. Thus, they wind up dating whores.

>>37544

or if you're an unlikeable person.

like me.

>>37545

i wish ya luck man.

sign a prenup anyway.

>>37546

What qualities of yours would contribute to that, do you think?

>>37547

the part where i don't know what to say in any given situation, am always depressed and needy, and have no talents or interests.

just to name a few.

>>37548

Conversation comes to some people naturally, but for some people it's a skill that needs to be honed, we just got unlucky. Depressed and needy is just an issue of gaining some perspective, which will likely happen as you age. Perhaps you can find something to worry about that's larger than yourself, like the future of the white race. And having no talents or interests I can't imagine actually contributing to overall likability, they just make conversation more difficult.

http://www.dailystormer.com/progress-interracial-faggot-childrens-book-released/

>A powerful new children’s book is telling the story of a farm boy and prince who meet, build a friendship and eventually fall in love in the face of adversity.

>Promised Land, by authors Adam Reynolds and Chaz Harris, borrows elements from classic fairy tales and utilizes them in a queer and empowering framework. Not only is the book presenting a same-sex love story in an accessible and understandable way, but it also bucks the “damsel in distress” narrative by having the central female character, a queen, be the one to save herself.

GOTTA GET EM YOUNG

>>37549

>>37549

the future of the white race is depressing, but that only adds to my hatred of humanity and life itself. it's not a reason for living.

yes, that's the point. it makes conversation difficult. that's a big fucking issue,

>>37551

It should do the opposite. I'm just an objectively better and more driven person than before I awoke to such things, and my IRL friend circle has more than doubled. There's no reason to have hatred for humanity.

Can't you just talk about your day and stuff you've seen with normal people like everyone else does?

>>37552

but my day is boring, i do nothing and no one cares.

>>37553

But they also do nothing interesting and you don't care.

>>37554

nah, look.

normies can talk about the shit they saw on facebook and stuff.

i don't do that.

i fucking do things that are incomprehensible to most people.

i'm not gonna go spend hours explaining my snowflake engine to these cunts, especially when they don't care.

>>37555

I don't know what to tell you, then.

You're not a lost cause, though.

>>37556

>You're not a lost cause, though.

how.

>>37557

Because you just need more help than most, and I can still think of various things that could improve your mental state. Also, most of these things are probably typical of us when we were a bit younger.

>>37558

>Because you just need more help than most, and I can still think of various things that could improve your mental state.

share.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/219640/

Free game from Steam.

>>37550

Luckily it's just a book. Not enrolling your kids in public school might still be needed though, depending on the location.

>>37562

so what do you propose?

i make vidya already, that's really the only thing that intrigues me any.

>>37565

look man, i used to do afterschool stuff.

it was shit.

Dead!

>>37568

>>37569

nope.

>>37570

>>37571

*nyaa's you to death*

>>37572

kind of unbelievable

but ive seen all those other guys on there a long time ago so idk how it could be them

>>37574

good lord…

>>37574

You sound like you're in pain.

>>37575

i know, i'm shit,

>>37576

i am deep inside

>>37577

no i don't.

>>37578

motherfuggin blowin my mind rn

what happened to the fake brother? or fake fake brother?

>>37578

Wow.

>>37579

I remember ya.

>>37579

more like blow these nuts, faggot.

>>37580

you killed him.

>>37581

wow what what are you wowing about?

>>37581

you do? damn bro, which guy are you?

>>37583

i remember you too, actually. you weren't around much, though.

>>37582

careful im getting like le turned on

>>37582

Just wow.

>>37583

I remember you from the shouko pictures.

>>37586

you can't even?

>>37585

i have that effect on people.

>>37587

Nah, I just walked into that one from a mile away.

>>37584

you remember me? now thats hard to believe

>>37587

seems that way.

>>37586

sadly the folder hasnt grown at all since i last posted here probably. gotta finish it sometime.

>>37588

it's okay hitler.

>>37589

i remember the pics.

yea, man. i'm like a succubus.

>>37590

right.,

succubus(m)

>>37591

more like suck me on a bus, faggot.

>>37589

Usually folder growth is a spur of the moment thing. What brought you back around?

>>37590

It is okay.

>>37592

will you not call me that word it hurts my feelers %(

>>37593

tru tru…and that isssssss kind of personal??? i think?

>>37593

i'm not okay

>>37594

fagboy.

>>37595

what did i ever do to deserve this %,(

>>37596

nothing. welcome to life.

>>37594

Eh?

I didn't think it would be, but that's fine.

Either way, it's nice to see you again.

>>37595

what would make you okay?

>>37597

thats no excuse to be a big bully!

>>37598

thanks brother like u too even tho we never spoke except twice

>>37600

what happened to you

>>37600

Then die.

>>37601

ex gf was a massive bitch.

>>37602

wow. so rude.

>>37600

Haven't seen that movie in a long while.

>>37603

im sorry about that but please dont take it out on other people!

>>37606

Yeah, reminded me of how I re-watched Twelve Monkeys a while ago and I had forgot how good it actually was.

>>37606

i immediately forgive you

Is Chivalry any good?

Looks like Mount and Blade mixed with Skyrim/M&M8.

>>37607

it happens. i don't watch many movies.

>>37608

hugs, man.

>>37609

No clue, but it's free currently.

>>37610

Have you seen One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest from 1975 starring Jack Nicholson?

I feel like that'd be your forte.

>>37611

Well, can't turn down a free game!

>>37611

>jack nicholson

ooh, nice, no.

>>37612

Free things are nice.

>>37613

It's about a mental asylum and you know how it usually goes, but I think you would like it.

>>37614

>tfw I got EYE Divine Cybermancy and Abe's Odyssey for free.

I squealed like a girl!

>>37615

I got EYE for free a long time ago, despite it being like 50 cents every sale.

I think I've so far racked up like 30-40 free games off these limited time offers, some being better ones than others, but nonetheless free stuff.

>>37616

The caveat being that you don't play them.

Those poor games, they were hoping to be played. Now they're collecting dust in your library.

Season V of the Chronicles of HWNDU is predicted to make it's premiere soon!

>>37618

10 bucks it will be taken down in ~48 hours.

Then again, I'm not sure how fast the Finns are when it comes to vandalism.

>>37620

Probably should change the board tag before actual autist come here and autism about having no gf.

>>37617

Some I've played, some I don't think I would like.

Also supposed to play Binary Domain through with a friend at some point, but, well, I haven't been too keen on it.

>>37622

I changed the topic name some time ago.

Though, autism is a board tag.

>>37624

>topic

meant thread.

>>37623

I think you've only played one game since I've met you.

Did you even play The Witcher?

>>37625

Oh, that one.

We're safe.

>>37619

Apparantly the Fins are like the rednecks of the former EU, so I think you're right.

>>37628

Ehh, not sure how Helsinki is compared to say….The rest of Finland. But let's see if Fins can nab the flag.

>>37629

Worst case people on planes arrive as backup

>>37626

I've been really unmotivated, and I've played the bigger titles like DOOM 2016, Fallout 4, Dark Souls 2 & 3, Dishonored, and I think I'm forgetting others.

>>37629

Helsinki is just full of hipsters really.

>>37630

I'd believe that from the people that live up from the mid-Finland as there's more of those smaller airfields with no real traffic and private owners of Cessnas and whatsoevers.

>>37630

Byakuren in an apron is too cute.

Let's see, if it took /b/ 2 years to knock down a cardstand.

>>37631

I think you might like the witcher 2.

Well, Swedes are always up for the challenge if Helsinki anons fail to deliver.

>>37632

I don't have Witcher 2, but I've got the first one as HD when I bought it for like 1 euro back in the day.

I think they'll deliver, Ylilauta isn't one of the most browsed websites here for nothing.

>>37633

But Ylilauta are a bunch of cucks?

>>37634

Not really..

Think about old 4chan hate machine, now multiply that by two and add in a whole lot of forced memes, there you go.

>>37635

All I remember was Spurdo being everywhere and all the poster there felt like they were a bit stuffy.

Have they done anything irl?

>>37636

Not that I know of anything too big, but I feel like capturing a flag won't be a big deal at all.

Also if they plant it in the woods or swamps, well, it's no-one's, so might as well take that home with you because of every man's rights to keep the forests clean and being able to harvest whatever the forest offers.

>>37637

You steal it and run across the border to Russia and take a pic in Tunguska.

>>37638

kinda like you stole ran sama's heart?

>>37639

I'm going to send you a journal so you can take out you lust in the journal.

>>37638

I don't believe the area of where Tunguska landed is any visible because of the foliage nowadays.

Not to mention that I don't see any gain from capturing a flag myself.

>>37641

Internet fame.

You can get to Tunguska.

Just don't go in the summer time.

>>37640

but i just did lewds like an hour ago.

>>37643

use your finger next time.

>>37644

e-excuse me?!

>>37645

finger.

>>37642

Internet fame is fleeting.

>>37646

b-but…

i have the dildo in the mail

>>37647

But it's eternal.

just like my hand

>>37648

Get practicing midget.

>>37649

a what?

>>37649

Lies, it's same as memes.

I mean who even remembers NEDM or long/speedy cat?

Naps are good.

>>37651

Remember when Cheezeburger was really the only meme site out there? Failblog was always good.

Also, remember when "EPIC FAIL" was a thing?

>>37653

Not to mention YTMND, it sure has been a long while.

Now you made me remember EFG threads, those amused me somewhat.

>>37652

https://youtu.be/MkYpCIyrd-o

>>37654

At least for "back then" I remember Dane Cook animations and Mabinogi

>>37655

?

>>37657

>>37658

>>37659

That is a little silly.

Unless they're on fire or something of a similar effect.

>>37661

>>37659

Contact allergy, that's why

*sniffles as I brush past you*

>>37656

I didn't watch those at all, but I had a good amount of random things on my external HDD like Pablo Francisco's Arnold skit.

Au revior~

>Fox still refuses to respond

holy shit man what did i do to you?

>>37672

rip.

i'm retarded.

night, everyone.

>>37673

Sleep well Emi.

Just as I calculated.

>>37675

I am going to fucking kill you.

>>37676

Sometimes I become busy.

So, if I stop replying there be a reason.

>>37677

more like you just hate me.

>>37678

Yes I see.

I calculated that Bossa Nova is relaxing. Especially when Japanese people speak French.

>>37679

How did you arrive that conclusion?

>>37680

because you avoided me, ignored me, then left, waited until i was gone and only then came back, saying that it went according to keikaku.

>>37681

I'll let you write my lab paper that's 2000 words long. Plus, I'm still a bit busy. Also, what happened to bed?

Are you not tired?

>>37682

being upset with you is more important.

>>37683

Nonsense, being well rested is very important before going off to school young one.

>>37685

no school tomorrow.

>young one

why do people keep calling me that lately?

>>37684

Are you gunning for Phd?

>>37686

You're about 8 years younger than I.

So, you're very young.

>>37688

i guess i am younger than you, hitler…

>>37689

Please, Franco.

Now then, sleep. Tomorrow I'll be here for you.

>>37690

Perhaps time to nuke the board and live life like one of the models from those shows?

>>37691

no.

>>37693

>>37694

I was thinking Zoo Lander.

But Idk for familiar you are with the show.

>>37695

yes they are.

>>37697

>>37698

why.

>>37699

Hansel always looked like he has fun.

Though, having the 50 some women pregnant would be a bit scary.

Oh jeez, it's already 9:30.

Where does the time go?

>>37700

She's a bitch.

So, she deserved it.

But you get to see her death play out as the game continues.

>>37702

Where did you go?

f-fox?

>>37704

I got pulled away by friends, I'm sorry.

I'm absolutely free for the rest of the night now, however.

>>37705

fox…

>>37706

Pssshhh, I'm not Charlie Sheen.

Though, I often wonder what happens when you sleep with that many women…Oh wait…

>>37707

Darn, I'm almost finished with this stupid paper.

So, I shall be here momentarily.

>>37710

I'll be waiting.

>>37712

but is there a video of you sucking a dick?

>>37714

lame.

>>37716

but i'm loyal.

>>37718

you're trying to steal fox away from ran-sama.

>>37710

You're being absurd again.

>>37720

don't you mean Ran fiction?

>>37721

Meant that to be for >>37719

Bleh, filthy spammers.

Interesting to see that they're still spamming.

>>37723

but it's true!

>>37726

well the thread was on the home page again.

night!

>>37726

Done yet?

>>37727

Do you have any facts to back that up?

Night.

>>37727

I suppose that one was new.

Goodnight.

>>37729

Pushy pushy.

Yes, for the part I am.

Thank goodness definitions are easy.

>>37728

Sleep well Emi.

>>37731

Yay!

How was your day, other than the report?

>>37733

Short!

Time changes are literally satan!

How was yours?

>>37734

Long.

I was very sleepy for most of it.

Thankfully the nap helped with that.

As such, I'll be off much earlier tonight than I was yesterday.

>>37735

Oh?

Join me in the frivolities for the night and let's discuss topics of interest~

>>37736

And what sort of thing interests you tonight?

>>37737

A very provocative image deep from the nether regions of the internet.

http://imgur.com/a/q1adT

>>37738

I've only played about 3 games from that list.

The 2 kirby games, and TvC.

The Wii wasn't my favorite system, I might have to revisit it sometime.

>>37740

Seems like the Wii would be a fun novelty console.

Trauma team is a good game though~

Also, did you see that Konosuba got a game?

>>37741

It was a megman clone thing, right?

Other than that, I know nothing about the show or game.

>>37742

My moon is terrible.

But here's the /a/ thread~

https://mega.nz/#!Rw0xRThJ!drPY2Oy2TqgWfCrbMNVfCodKPtfTDARkd-1itKRqkvc

>>37743

That doesn't look like a thread.

I don't really have any interest in playing it, either.

>>37744

It's a really hard platformer and there's unique mechanics to each character.

Megumin gets health from grinding on her staff.

Darkness gets health from being hit buy enemies and so on and so forth.

Also, you get explosions from the get go if you go with Megumin.

Here be thread~

http://boards.4chan.org/a/thread/155080038#p155115071

>>37745

Pass.

I already have a lot of games to get through.

Which I'm doing a wonderful job at doing

>>37746

Did I mention that there's a H-scene

Which games are you currently getting through?

>>37747

No, you didn't. It's not really enticing, either.

I've been on the FG grind mostly, with some zelda sprinkled in here and there.

>>37748

>FG

What's that?

I thought you were finished with Zelda. What do you have left?

>>37749

Fighting games.

I finished the main story, but I'm nowhere near completion.

There's lots of fun things that I've missed, still have a lot to explore.

>>37750

Oh, sugoi ran-sama.

I've been playing a bit of Street Fighter Ultimate.

I really want to like Chun Li…But I must be bad at playing her….Mmmm, stupid question. But is MK2 on the SNES?

>>37751

Street fighter ultimate?

I don't think that exists.

No idea, I don't do MK. Always thought they were really bad.

>>37752

Elitest!

What is the pinnacle of fighting games oh great Ran-sama?

Soul Caliber?

>>37753

GGAC+R is probably the best one out there.

I don't play 3d fighters either, not my thing.

>>37754

Just as I calculated.

3D fighters are all gimmicky look terrible.

But they can be fun. Plus Soul Caliber loosely fits into the fighting genre anyways.

At least DOA is fun. Do you main Bridget?

>>37755

3d fighters are fun with friends who don't know anything about fighting games.

I play Ky in all the GG iterations.

>>37756

Gay.

>>37757

fight me then, I'll show you the power of gay.

>>37758

Sure~

But let me warn you I don't have GG

>>37759

I think I could easily beat you in any 2d fighting game, honestly.

Since you don't seem like the type to play them.

>>37760

I learn quickly.

So, don't say that quite yet~

>>37761

No, I'm still confident that I could.

>>37762

Give me a year, a couch and a cave with Guilty Gear.

I guarantee I can beat you.

>>37763

No, you'd still be very bad after that year.

There's no internet in a cave, how are you supposed to get better?

>>37764

By kidnapping you and forcing you to play on this!

http://imgur.com/a/xuQ2w

>>37765

Will I be released once your demands are met?

That actually seems like a real neat project.

>>37766

Of course!

That's some Raspberry pi emulator that a guy sloppily put together. I do like the idea though. Not sure why people have such a hard-on for Raspberry pi though.

>>37767

You'd really go through that sort of trouble just to get me to play doom?

cheap computer that you can do a lot of fun stuff with.

The low price means lots of people have access to it.

>>37768

DOOM is a fun and challenging game that even the most seasoned of gamers have difficulties with it (on the harder levels). Now you can take it on the go and be surrounded by your peers telling you what an awesome handheld you have!

So, in essence, yes. Plus, it can play SNK games. So, that would definitely be a fun item to take with you on long car trips to the nether regions.

Wait.

He made the hand held out of an Altoids can.

Why?

>>37769

It does seem like a nifty device. I don't think it can do much that I can't already on my 3ds, however.

You've never heard of altoids projects before?

Are you going to sleep soon?

>>37771

Let's get to 7 to avoid dubs spammers before I sleep!

I have not!

Can you enlighten me?

>>37772

That's good, since I need to sleep.

People have been reusing altoids tins for little DIY projects for a really long time. To the point where my dad did similar things when he was younger.

>>37773

Your dad sounds like he lived through the great depression and then had to live through a POW camp in Nam…

I heard of reusing altoids before. But never to make little gadgets. My dad keeps everything and tries to make evil contraptions out of them. Kind of odd.

Right now he's trying to make a etcher out of a microwave transformer…Which I advised against. But he did it anyways…

>>37774

That's a bit far back.

My grandpa grew up during the great depression, though.

Also, where'd you get that from? It was just silly little fun projects, like wiring them into a flashlight or something.

>>37775

The microwave transformer or the POW camp thing?

He took the transformer from a microwave that was defunct and got it working.

The trick is making a solution of baking soda and putting a positive and a negative wire in the solution. Though, you can do the same thing with concentrated sulfuric acid and it would be a bit safer. Though, the wires will be oxidized to hell in back in both scenarios.

>>37776

The POW camp thing.

Either way, with this post, it's time for sleep.

Good night, foxy.

>>37777

Ah, it was a really convoluted way of saying that your dad is resourceful.

Good night Ran-sama.

>>37779

>8:45 am

>early

mate, I

>>37782

yeah, man. i went to sleep at 6 am last night.

>>37784

you mean the fact that fox hates me?

>>37786

but that's not paranoia.

that's a fact.

>>37788

but it's usually the case.

>>37790

because it's usually the case.

>>37792

when did i imply that.

>>37794

not secretly.

>>37796

so why won't fox talk to me.

>>37798

he talked to everyone except me.

dead!

http://imgur.com/a/ggRjL

Welp, time to join the furry god and yiff in fursuits in public.

I've come to the conclusion that 90% of Youtube is recycled content…And is also 90% ranting.

Am I going paranoid or does Youtube think I'm a schizo?

dead!

>>37808

My cooking will bring you to life.

Eat some.

wish people were around to talk to.

https://youtu.be/WPtdY39nC3k

this is more dead than the video game genre of creepypasta.

deaddeaddeadeaaaaaadddd,

???

>>37844

Good, just trying to understand what the hell Emi was going on about.