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Revived from the dead and jammed edition.
>What is this?
A place to discuss all rogue-lites and related games and topics. Examples: The Binding of Isaac, Nuclear Throne, Enter the Gungeon, Faster than Light, Spelunky, and Rogue Legacy.
>List of Some Rogue-lites (W.I.P)
http://pastebin.com/rwnYefeG
>Steam Rogue-lites
http://store.steampowered.com/tag/en/Rogue-lite/#p=0&tab=NewReleases
>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/rogue-lite
>EtG character ideas
http://pastebin.com/Up96YEYk
>/ntg/ Pastebins
Character Ideas http://pastebin.com/JnGYReQj
Crown Ideas http://pastebin.com/TjhD5NAk
Soundmods http://pastebin.com/bAtMbDCV
Nuclear Throne Together Modding Update is live
> https://yellowafterlife.itch.io/nuclear-throne-together
Mod Directory:
> https://bitbucket.org/YellowAfterlife/nuclearthronetogether/wiki/Mods/Mod%20list
Save mods in Nuclear Throne directory or appdata/local/nuclearthrone
A few mods made by myself (via last thread):
> http://pastebin.com/mxgjmqs2
Anthro Van. Save as race.gml
> http://pastebin.com/d3s7Ghr6
Bandit character. Has only the Bandit Blaster, but weapon mutations augment its bullets. Also has a Lil' Bash like Big Bandit's bash attack.
> http://pastebin.com/YiL7jMXa
Three gators on a fire salamander, known as Fire Riders. Mostly a silly mod, you play as the salamander while the gators shoot things at you. Cannot pick up weapons, but you do have a flamethrower and flame cannon attack.
> http://pastebin.com/CbY2hEBJ
Cursed Hyper Crystal. Makes HC teleport like a cursed crystal, but with a telegraph.
> http://pastebin.com/tPKuMiLJ
Hostile Rogue. Spawns an enemy-variant version of Rogue in 5-3. Doesn't suck like the Rogue Mook in Chaos Mod.
> http://pastebin.com/5vbZ5QqK
Cheat mod. Didn't make this one, but was posted in last thread (made by 9joao6). Allows you to use chat functions to cheat.
> http://pastebin.com/LFUJYHPL
Crown of Popo (CoP)/Gunfurunfu
Starts you out as Rogue with a double cursed Rogue Rifle where IDPD are constantly spawning. Comes with a beatboxing crown.
Presets:
/preset easy
/preset normal
/preset hard
/preset saniblues
/preset reallydad
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33667>>33668
>>33665
Ganon is a beta and want's zelda to dick him
That's why he keeps kidnapping her, but she's really after link's boipussy
It felt really strange typing that.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33668>>33669
>>33667
10/10 fan-fiction.
Was at the edge of my seat the entire time.
Also, it maybe possible that link is a eunuch.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33669>>33670
>>33668
It all makes sense.
It's why he can't speak, and only make those high-pitched yelling noises.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33670>>33671
>>33669
That tree bared no nuts.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33671>>33672
>>33670
Poor guy.
Best buy had me freaked out because I never got a shipping notice until earlier today.
Apparently the shipping center is really close to me, so it doesn't take long at all.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33672>>33673
>>33671
Best Buy?
I hope there's a discount~
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33673>>33674
>>33672
I dislike best buy normally, but it was the only place left taking preorders.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33674>>33675
>>33673
Do I have a story for you involving my brother and Best buy.
It's pretty interesting~
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33675>>33676
>>33674
Oh?
Do tell, I'm interested.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33676>>33677
>>33675
He asked Geek Squad to build him a computer for 700$ and he doesn't even have a monitor.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33677>>33679
>>33676
They prey on the ignorant.
Poor guy.
Why didn't you stop him?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33679>>33681
>>33677
He's an odd guy.
He showed me a video from 2012 about people in California not knowing what D.C. stood for and then exclaimed that everyone in California was like that….
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33680
>>33678
Are you feeling alright?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33681>>33682
>>33679
Strange.
I wonder how many people they asked knew what D.C. stood for? probably a stupidly large number compared to those who didn't.
I'm just a little hungry, that's all.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33682>>33683
>>33681
I was thinking you might have fell in love with Matthew!
They asked about 7 or so people?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33683>>33684
>>33682
She's still growing on me.
Surely not all the people they asked didn't know what D.C. meant?
They had to edit out all the ones that knew for the video, I bet.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33684>>33685
>>33683
Nah, it was about 5 people that didn't know what D.C. But I am curious if you know the difference between Phillips head is and a flat head screw diver is!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33685>>33686
>>33684
What kind of fool do you take me for?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33686>>33687
>>33685
An Agrarian anarchist that lives in a state of feudal landlords?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33687>>33688
>>33686
You'd be wrong.
Or at least I think so.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33689>>33690
>>33688
This reinforces my want to never marry.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33690>>33691
>>33689
It's the man's burden.
You have to fix while women clean and cook.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33691>>33692
>>33690
So what if I just learn how to clean and cook?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33692>>33693
>>33691
Then you are a woman?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33693>>33694
>>33692
So the womanly skills take over the manly ones?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33694>>33695
>>33693
Maybe, you could be that chick from Redline and be into cars and into other hot stuff.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33695>>33696
>>33694
That's what I was meaning when I said learn the cooking and cleaning and such.
Just do both.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33696>>33697
>>33695
Hmmm, you're missing something though…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33697>>33698
>>33696
And what could that possibly be?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33699>>33700
>>33698
There's not much I can do about that, really.
And there's nothing to make up for it either..
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33700>>33701
>>33699
Personality is always the way to win over a man's heart.
food does too. But, food isn't everything.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33701>>33702
>>33700
The meal is the ticket to a man's heart, but the holder still has to show up.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33702>>33703
>>33701
The rear is also the way to the man's heart too.
http://imgur.com/a/26y4y
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33703>>33704
>>33702
I can't comment on that one, really.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33704>>33705
>>33703
One finger that rules the world.Etc. Etc.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33705>>33706
>>33704
I haven't heard that one before, either.
You sure are knowledgeable about this stuff.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33706>>33707
>>33705
I can't possibly figure out why!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33707>>33708
>>33706
I'll chalk it up to wisdom inherited from a past life.
Either that or you read yaoi doujins way too much.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33708>>33709
>>33707
>Yaoi
Hmhmhm, I don't read yaoi since it's a massive turn off.
Yuri on the other hand..
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33710>>33711
>>33709
Or so you thought!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33716
>>33715
Yep, says me.
Also, that face is exploitable…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33718>>33720
>>33717
The girl putting her fingers in the other girl's mouth.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33719
Yush, that mouth feel good.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33720>>33721
>>33718
Ah.
Fireshot pro screen capture pfff
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33721>>33722
>>33720
I didn't use fireshot to take the pic.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33723>>33724
>>33722
A riddle that that will never be solved~
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33724>>33725
>>33723
One day I'll connect all the dots, and uncover your plans.
But for now, I will sleep.
Enjoy your night, foxy.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33725
>>33724
Goodnight Ran-sama!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33726>>33727
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
hehe going to the park on sunday!
going to the park on sunday!
going. park. sunday…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33727>>33728
>>33726
oh shit i still have this.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33729>>33730
>>33728
>not killing yourself together
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33730>>33731
>>33729
>implying Suicide pacts are real
They only happen in Japan and in movies.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33731>>33732
>>33730
fuck it, i'll make it real, mate.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33732>>33733
>>33731
But before you do.
Why the usage of southern British slang?
Is it a habit or did they teach you that in school?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33733>>33734
>>33732
i think i've just fucking gone full retard out of sheer boredom, dude.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33734>>33735
>>33733
It's a part of being a teenager.
Everything will bore you to tears and you want to do nothing. Plus, isn't your sister in Scotland?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33735>>33736
>>33734
she is, yeah, but i never talk to her.
i just saw A Clockwork Orange and I feel literally raped.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33736>>33737
>>33735
The movie is supposed to make you feel violated. Eyes Wide Shut maybe more your speed.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33737>>33738
>>33736
nah mate, it's not a bad thing, it was fun. i just need a breather to process what just happened.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33738>>33739
>>33737
He was "corrected" and became a functioning member of society. Oh, I have a story for you in my journey to figure out 3D animation.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33739>>33741
>>33738
did you end up fapping to naked 3d lolis again.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33740
So, there's a billion and one tutorials about 3D animation and how to make your 3D model look decent while functioning and walking, etc. Basically, you have to be somewhat familiar with the X,Y and, Z graphics. After that, the model process is quite tedious but far from difficult. Rigging the models is not as bad I thought. Basically, if you're using Maya you can make a decent low-poly object with roughly 20 mins of work. As for static animations, it's not terribly difficult to calculate for. The weight shift and the movement of the hips can be done in about 5 mins.
a good walking cycle can be done 30 minutes if you're an expert at 3D animations. I found that the walk cycle is probably one of the more time-consuming parts in 3D animations and a lot of indie devs don't put in a lot of effort into their 3D character so it looks like this.
https://youtu.be/VDxnyzIOZCQ
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33742>>33744
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33745
>>33743
Can't get the cap off?
Did she consider dropping the radio in the water or using her t-shirt to get a better grip of the cap or grabbing a knife?
I will never understand this suicide because of cyber-bullying…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33747>>33748
>>33746
yes. i like breasts.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33748>>33749
>>33747
You have breast.
Go play with them.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33749>>33750
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33758>>33759
>>33757
I'm taking a food break of sorts right now.
How was the day?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33759>>33760
>>33758
Hectic, but everything is under control now.
Also, writing a damned lab paper again. Oh well.
I wanted to show you something.
http://imgur.com/a/35SgJ
How are you?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33760>>33761
>>33759
That seems to be a daily ritual at this point.
The CG looks good in that, I like it.
I'm doing fine, enjoying Zelda a lot.
People are being irritating, however.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33761>>33762 >>33768
>>33760
Spring break in a week. So, not all bad~
How is the Switch?
It looks like it feels cheapy..
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33762>>33763 >>33768
>>33761
I'm really looking forward for spring break.
The switch is nice so far. I've been fooling around with all the stuff you can do with it, and it all works decently well.
It feels really solid, at least to me. Hefty in the hands. The removable controller buttons are just a tad small for my taste, but I got used to it pretty quick.
I've been mainly using it hooked up to the TV, so I'll have to see how well it works as a handheld in the coming week or two.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33763>>33764
>>33762
it will work decently.
From what I've seen it looks and plays excellently with frame rate dips depending on the game. Also, Morrowind is getting an HD rerelease.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33764>>33765
>>33763
Zelda is great so far, framerate gets really really bad (almost drakengard 3 levels) when you're in a grassy area and light everything on fire.
It doesn't get drops nearly as much in handheld.
I thought it was just an ESO thing?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33766>>33767
>>33765
Elder scrolls online.
I thought it was an expansion of some sort.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33768>>33769 >>33770
>>33761
>>33762
Boogie broke his Joycon because he put the little side things with the wrist straps on the wrong one.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33769
>>33768
Is boogie that fat youtube celeb?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33770>>33771
>>33767
What a shame.
>>33768
They're even labeled! + with +, - with -
I heard that early reviewers had a lot of problems with it, but they were able to yank them off without breaking them.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33777>>33778
>>33776
Because you know you love it~
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33778>>33779
>>33777
I wouldn't be able to tell half of them apart.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33780>>33781
>>33779
I'd probably be able to if I actually played them.
The covers all look too similar for me.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33781>>33782
>>33780
Japanese covers are always samey!
Unless they're lewd…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33782>>33783
>>33781
Even the lewd ones can be generic.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33783>>33784
>>33782
They can?
may I see?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33784>>33785
>>33783
It's not like a have a collection of lewd covers laying around, silly.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33790>>33791
>>33789
Still waiting on an answer.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33791>>33792
>>33790
This my answer to you.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33795>>33800
>>33794
Fine, fine.
are you playing in jp voices or english voices?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33796>>33797
fucking kill me holy shit.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33797>>33798
>>33796
>narrative experience
I thought that was a /v/ meme…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33798
>>33797
it is. you can pick a noun that itch.io will use instead of "game" for your game.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33800>>33802
>>33795
English.
They're good.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33801
>>33799
>Agender+queer
>queer
>agender
It doesn't work like that…
>Unity
Figures that someone like that would use Unity.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33802>>33803
>>33800
>English dub
Blaspheme!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33806>>33807
>>33805
Do you think she's just a Flandre reskin?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33807>>33808
>>33806
I don't think I've seen her.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33808>>33810
>>33807
You didn't play SA?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33809>>33812
/pol/ is always fucking right.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33810>>33811
>>33808
You didn't get the joke.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33811>>33813
>>33810
She closed her eye?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33812
>>33809
What else would you expect? lol
Just configured Debian on a VM. I have to say, besides the PITA to install it, it's actually not as bad as I thought.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33813>>33814
>>33811
Now you're thinking.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33818>>33819
>>33816
>>33817
Not too keen on all those mixes.
Zedd's pretty legit always though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBGKpUZzp6A
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33819>>33820
>>33818
>He doesn't like Alstroemeria Records
Feeling alone in the cold here….
https://youtu.be/3Mo1sEJN47c
Also, how do you use this letter?
ø?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33820>>33821
>>33819
I'm just not too big on Nipponese music, way too hard to find songs afterwards again.
We don't, it's a Danish/Norwegian letter.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33822>>33823
>>33821
Nope, they use the same ÄÅÖ äåö as we do, Norwegians and Danes have those different letters.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33823>>33824
Let's try this.
>>33822
Helsinki jumalan selän takana
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33825>>33826
>>33824
Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33826>>33827
>>33825
Still not the longest one.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33827>>33829
>>33826
According to wikipedia it is..
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33828>>33829
I was wrong.
Why is there a 102 letter long word?!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33829>>33830
>>33827
Apparently they removed that one nuclear reactor part from there, but it was like +80 letters long.
>>33828
Ah, yeah, that's a word that takes like 5 mins of thinking to be able to get.
I still haven't spent those 5 mins to understand it, hah.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33830>>33831
>>33829
Thankfully it's not a real word and full contractions..
kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomammuuksissansakaankopahan
Better sometime then never huh?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33831>>33832
>>33830
It can be used, but why would you ever use it?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33832>>33833
>>33831
To sound intelligent of course.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33833>>33834
>>33832
That doesn't sound intelligent at all, short meaningful words instead..
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33834>>33835
>>33833
But…You mostly speak in English right?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33835>>33836
>>33834
Not really, using English is very rare here.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33836>>33837
>>33835
You're speaking it now!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33838>>33839
>>33837
Y-you know more than conversational English…
Swedes and Germans can hardly speak English or they're just being dicks…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33839>>33840
>>33838
Yet my accent sucks.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33841>>33842
>>33840
I thought it was more horrible.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33842>>33843
>>33841
Your accent sounds pretty Russian actually.
If I was trying to place your I would say you were from Novorossiya.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33843>>33844
>>33842
>Novorossiya
New Russia?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33844>>33845
>>33843
It's the name of annexed Crimea heh, mummy.
I meant Murmansk Oblast. Seems like a comfy place according to the all knowing and powerful Wikipedia.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33851>>33852
>>33850
I watched a few episodes when it was on the TV here.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33853>>33854
>>33852
Ehh.. I don't really know, it has been years.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33854>>33855
>>33853
Will you re-watch with me?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33855>>33856
>>33854
I don't care for re-watching.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33858>>33859 >>33860
>>33857
What if I bring saki?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33859>>33861
>>33858
Stop trying to bribe me.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33860>>33861
Ack! I hate VMWare with a passion. So many little quirks that have to be worked around until you get consistent results.
>>33858
Branch out sometime, fruit thrown in a jar with probiotics added make for some decent results.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33861>>33862
>>33859
fine.
I'll fine you one million yen.
>>33860
Not a fan of peach brandy frankly.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33862>>33863
>>33861
No.
Also bed time, g'night.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33864>>33865
Ran-sama, this game is hard!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33866>>33868
>>33865
Tobari
The platforming is floaty. So, it makes it hard..
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33867
Slow.
Hmm, Ran-sama. Whatever shall I do?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33868>>33869
>>33866
Never heard of it.
Sorry, I'm half posting, half playing.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33869>>33870
>>33868
I command you to sleep.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33871>>33872
>>33870
So you can wake up early and play!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33872>>33873
>>33871
So it's the same either way?
It doesn't matter if I stay up or wake up early, it's the same.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33873>>33874
>>33872
But it does!
You'll be well rested and prepared for another 20 hours of gaming!
He who sleeps the most is also the most virtuous.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33874>>33875
>>33873
It doesn't matter.
Just let me be non virtuous, then!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33875>>33876
>>33874
Then I shall go to bed in your place.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33876
>>33875
Good night.
Don't worry, I'll be sleeping soon.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33878>>33879
>Trump accused Obama of wire-tapping and now Obama is currently being investigated.
Well, this is going to end well.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33879>>33880
>>33878
yeah, one more nigger in jail where he belongs.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33880>>33881
>>33879
If Obama is charged then he probably won't be jailed.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33881>>33882
>>33880
he should be, frankly.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33883
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33884>>33885
Why am I such a lazy piece of shit? there's a lot of stuff I want to do but I feel like I spend a lot of time being useless and wasting time, but then when I try to do stuff I get tired really quickly for no reason
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33885>>33887
>>33884
nigger if you call yourself mean things one more time i will personally fly over there and beat the shit out of you.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33886>>33888
I woke up, streched, went jogging and did cardio, practced maths, read a chapter of Nietzsche, sketched a picture of Napoleon as a trap, and studied C++ for a little bit and I feel really tired.
Is something wrong with me I eat a healthy diet and sleep enough I think…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33887>>33888
>>33885
I want you to come here~
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33888
>>33886
i think you're just tired of life.
>>33887
l-lewd.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33889>>33890 >>33891
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Is it safe to come back yet? Or should I remain dead?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33890
>>33889
you can come back, mate. we missed you.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33891
>>33889
I'm going to go out for a stretch and be busy later. But where have you been?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33892>>33897 >>33898
Is Diablo a rogue-lite? What about Liberal Crime Squad?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33893
Diablo is only rogue like if you have hardcore enabled, mysterious person.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33894
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33895
Well I know what to download tonight.
>>>/v/12061438
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33896
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33897>>33898
>>33892
Technically yes. It does ascribe to that genre. But It would be better just call it's own genre within a sub-genre. So, Diablo clone would probably be better to describe a game that has Diablo elements in the gameplay. Also, hi Lain anon, how's classes?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33898
>>33892
>>33897
Lain-Anon! Sorry, I didn't recognize you earlier! I hope you have been doing well~!
If you are going to get Diablo, avoid 3 like AIDS.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33900>>33901
Where was everyone today?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33901
>>33900
I was in hell. And sleeping.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33903>>33905 >>33906
Wait, did Ego-raptor get married to Susie?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33904
He did get married and now she looks even worse.
Talk about getting the raw end of the deal there.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33905>>33907
>>33903
Game Grumps is still relevant? TIL.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33906>>33907
>>33903
>Still watching fag grumps.
Why? Also, hi foxy, want to know where I was?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33907>>33908
>>33905
No, it's still running but Ego Raptor ran off anyone that was funny.
>>33906
I wasn't watching. Just saw a thread and noticed that people were saying he was married.
Where did you go?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33908>>33909
>>33907
>Liberal cuck marrying the whore
Typical desperate liberal faggots.
Fox, I was away.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33909>>33910 >>33914
>>33908
Other than the freaky eyebrows and the lunar surface forward. She has a nice body. So, it's probably the best he could do.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33910>>33911
>>33909
She cheats on him too I think.
I honestly wonder if it was safe to return or not.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33912>>33913 >>33914
>>33911
I thought I upset people, so I left. I was busy irl too, so it was a good time to leave.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33913>>33915
>>33912
Certainly did not happen.
Are you less busy now?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33914>>33915 >>33916
>>33909
>she has a nice body
nigro, she has fucking FAS.
>>33912
you didn't upset anyone, i don't think.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33915>>33917 >>33918
>>33913
A little, got school work done. I still need to see doctors this week.
>>33914
Emi-chan?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33917>>33921
>>33915
Bleh, doctors are no fun!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33918>>33919 >>33921
>>33915
yours truly.
>>33916
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33919>>33920
>>33918
Nah, she's an alien!
Get it right!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33920>>33922 >>33923
>>33919
i recall this webm i made once.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33921>>33922
>>33917
I still thought I upset someone here with my autism last time.
>>33918
Hugs
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33922>>33924
>>33920
Yeah, most guys get that dead-pan look when they're in a loveless relationship.
It's a spooky look.
>>33921
Nah, don't worry about it.
Also, did you play Diablo 1?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33923
>>33920
Fucking cringeworthy.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33924>>33925
>>33922
You sure? And yes I did.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33925>>33926
>>33924
Yes, I was wondering were you went so I assumed you were busy!
Besides, when would you hate you for something?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33926>>33927
>>33925
Cause of the 4chan Cup Autism. And yes I did as in I played Diablo 1.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33927>>33928
>>33926
Don't think anyone was particularly bothered.
Did you enjoy it?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33928
>>33927
Eh, that was the feeling I got, I'll tell you more after I get food.
I loved Diablo 1 and the Hellfire Expansion.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33929
>have to use the quadratic formula to solve for the concentration of basic water.
Perhaps, it's time for a break.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33930>>33931
well, this guy's sure gonna make a fun game.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33931>>33932
>>33930
He's using the word obliquely in an odd manner.
Is everyone there transgender?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33932
>>33931
no, but there's a fuck ton of trannies there.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33933
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33934>>33935 >>33936
zelda must be a good game.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33936>>33938 >>33939
>>33934
looks like it, but the bosses are underwhelming.
>>33935
what's up?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33938
>>33936
qc in zelda games are always pretty high.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33939>>33940 >>33941
>>33936
>>33937
This is the first game in a long while that I've found myself playing until 2am and didn't even notice.
Times flies in this.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33940>>33942
>>33939
losing control? : 3
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33941>>33942
>>33939
Videogameaddiction
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33942>>33943
>>33940
Pretty much.
>>33941
not even close
Sleep wasn't necessary before, it isn't now
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33943>>33944
>>33942
I fell like you're type of person that stays up until they randomly fall asleep.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33944>>33945
>>33943
That's not entirely accurate.
I just sleep when I feel tired enough, that's all.
It's not like I just konk out on the spot or anything.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33945>>33946
>>33944
I personally want to see that happen.
Then again, it's weird having people watch you as you fall asleep.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33946>>33947
>>33945
It's only happened once before, where I fell asleep on my keyboard.
They aren't very comfortable.
It's weird to the point where I wouldn't be able to sleep.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33947>>33948 >>33962
>>33946
Remember that someone is always with you, watching. No matter what you're doing~
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33948>>33949 >>33951 >>33952
>>33947
That's not true.
Also, I've just realized that I'm very hungry.
I'm going to go get food.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33949
>>33948
I suppose I shall wait here for someone.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33950
If you have headphones fair warning about the sound: It's loud.
https://twitter.com/GhostInShell/status/838479496390967297
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33951
>>33948
Hi. Hug. I missed you Ran-shama.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33952
>>33948
I also have pancakes.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33955>>33956
>>33954
Ohh, that's a powerful weapon you have Eruruu!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33956>>33957
>>33955
What weapon? Are you referring to my mere presence?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33957>>33958
>>33956
No, I'm talking to you now aren't I?
The ability to kill threads! Then again, a certain few people are getting absorbed by videodrome.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33958>>33959
>>33957
But my mere presence can kill threads! Everyone disappears! I am a bad omen or really ugly…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33959>>33960 >>33969
>>33958
I don't think that's it at all.
I think that everyone is busy and you're being a bit self-conscious~
If it's any consolation, this is currently happening to Ran-sama and SD.
https://youtu.be/P0XwWXgISXI
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33960>>33961
>>33959
Nuh uh…~
What the hell was that?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33961>>33964
>>33960
His TV is having an orgasm because the show he is watching gave him a brain tumor that made him hallucinate every time he was away from the television.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33963
>>33962
To be fair, it would probably make most people gouge out their eyeballs. So, at least he would be blind.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33964>>33965
>>33961
So Ran-shama is having sex with her TV?
>>33962
Akbar?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33965>>33966
>>33964
Zelda is that good.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33966>>33967
>>33965
So Ran-shama is watching Zelda futanari hentai on her tv and is having sex with the tv?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33967>>33968
>>33966
In a very abstract way yes.
Though, what would zelda futa look like on the TV?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33968>>33970 >>33975
>>33967
Want to check rule34?
The way I picture it, Ran-shama secured her tv to something, put on one of those attachable sex toy thingys to the screen and went to work on it…Or am I misunderstanding something here?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33970>>33971
>>33968
Far too lewd!
I've already seen~
>>33969
Yes?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33971>>33973
>>33970
That didn't happen to me, but I had a nightmare yesterday.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33972
>NitW has several threads
>decide to check thread
>characters discussing shipping and whether one character is gay
>nothing about the actual plot
>the game is a an all gay cast living in a crappy town
I swear, I wonder where /v/ finds these games.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33973>>33974
>>33971
If your tele is moaning then something is off.
What was the nightmare?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33974>>33976
>>33973
It was a very long one, and I typed it out once to a friend already, would take a long time to do it again.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33975
>>33968
Reminds me of those wierd videos with the Romancing SaGa Passionate Rhythm song
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33976>>33978
>>33974
I awaitist thou warm touch o' friend.
Give me your company as I have too much time on mine hands.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33977>>33978 >>33979
I'm back from getting food.
If you guys think I would put futa on a TV, I'm sad that you think I'm small-time like that.
I'd at least use a projector, if I'm going that far.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33978>>33980 >>33981
>>33976
What is that supposed to mean?
>>33977
Lewd!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33981>>33982 >>33983 >>33984 >>33988
>>33978
15 feet of dicks on a wall, baby!
>>33979
I don't know why that face is so funny.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33982>>33986
>>33981
You're supposed to be looking at the other girl.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33984>>33985 >>33986
>>33981
15'? Are you Mr. Hands?
Explaining anal trauma to a doc at the ER would be embarrassing
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33985>>33989
>>33983
You're stuck in a room with two people.
Tell one how your day was.
>>33984
You have to practice.
http://imgur.com/a/BW9BO
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33986>>33987 >>33989 >>33992
>>33982
Yes, but the face is still more hilarious than it should be.
>>33983
They're far too soft to climb with. You'd have to harden em up.
>>33984
They're just regular sized dicks scaled, nothing to worry about.
I had to look up Mr. Hands. Poor guy.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33987>>33990
>>33986
You have a silly face.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33988>>33989 >>33990
>>33983
>>33981
Hug SD and Ran-shama…my phone is acting up.
>using Fakku
GOOD GOY
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33989>>33991 >>33996
>>33985
Eh, nothing out of the norm.
I just live a quiet life.
>>33986
I've read the doujin.
She does some things.
>>33988
Eh, it was the first non-sketchy website for the image from google search with the search "dick climbing doujin"
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33990>>33993
>>33987
You haven't even seen it!
>>33988
Hugs.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33992
>>33986
Finding a loving [man|wife] is infinitely better, though
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33993>>33995
>>33990
I can see it today?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33994>>33997
>>33991
My life is just really boring, that's all that there is to it.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33996>>33999
>>33989
I see. Good to see that she's resourceful enough to climb.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33997>>33999
>>33994
10 million￥ fine sir.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.33999>>34000 >>34001
>>33996
It has a whole lot of other stuff like that in it, I just read it out of dumb curiosity as I had seen the image like 4 times.
>>33997
That wouldn't fit my boring life.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34000>>34003 >>34005
>>33999
Break the monotony.
Break the matrix.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34001>>34002 >>34003
>>33998
Be my guest, then.
>>33999
Now you've got me curious.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34002>>34004 >>34006
>>34001
I-image of your face p-please.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34004>>34008 >>34009
>>34002
Oh?
That wasn't in the deal.
You said you could see it, and I said go ahead.
>>34003
Oh boy!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34005>>34010
>>34000
The next BDSM movie should be called the DomiMatrix
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34006
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34007>>34008
>>34003
Take the red-pill Neo.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34008>>34010 >>34011
>>34004
It's very lewd.
>>34007
Foxpls.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34009>>34011
>>34004
It was apart of the original deal that was also the new deal. Therefore, it is the original deal.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34010>>34012 >>34013
>>34005
I wonder if I can make a fan-fiction of a crappy book and sell it as smut to women?
>>34008
pls?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34011>>34013 >>34014
>>34008
You weren't kidding.
>>34009
_no
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34012>>34014
>>34010
As long as it's wholesome!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34013>>34016
>>34010
Yes.
>>34011
I mean, usually doujins are very lewd.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34014>>34016 >>34017
>>34011
What if I post that one thing?
>>34012
Ehh, fsog wasn't really wholesome…
Though, it gives good insight into want kind of men women want.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34015>>34016 >>34018
Phone really acting up. Usually happens in massive threads with a lot of pictures. I'm going to be back later tonight. Hopefully we can still talk then Foxy? Ran-shama?
Bye~! Hugs!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34016>>34018
>>34013
That is true.
I should've expected that going in.
>>34014
What thing?
I'm a little scared, now.
>>34015
If I'm still around, yes.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34017
>>34014
I think it acts as a red flag, if anything. Good women avoid that stuff like the plague.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34018
>>34015
Bye Eruruu.
>>34016
Oh well, just one of those silly things.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34023>>34024
Ran-sama.
Why are platformers so hard when they're floaty?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34024>>34025
>>34023
I can't quite pin it down.
It really depends on the game. A floaty platformer can be good if the level design compliments it.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34025>>34026
>>34024
You know those sections in Mario?
The one's with the bouncy pads?
I'm one thousand percent sure those were made by satan himself.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34026>>34027
>>34025
I never had a problem with those.
git gud
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34027>>34028
>>34026
Fine, I'll let you play a rogue-like. But not just any rogue-like. It's a certain rogue-like that will make you scream in agony.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34028>>34029
>>34027
My one weakness?
What unspeakable hell will you unleash upon me?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34030>>34031
>>34029
I think I'll pass.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34033>>34034
>>34032
not ass homo ass jew.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34034>>34035
>>34033
At least I'm not cute
fag
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34035>>34036
>>34034
Well!
I did come out of the closet in DnD With friends. It was a very enlightening experiance when you're a 7-foot tall lizard coming out of the closet.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34036>>34037
>>34035
Did you find yourself a qt halfling bf?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34037>>34038
>>34036
No__ the mage was being a fag and we given a key to a small closet because drolls.
And so, after the conversation in the closet ended everyone in the party jumped out of the closet.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34038>>34039
>>34037
Ah, so that's how it goes.
Last I played DnD we had a very aggressive person who would've smashed the closet on sight.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34039>>34040
>>34038
That seems very irritating to have someone in that party!
Then again, people that keep secrets from the rest of the party are terrible!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34043>>34044
>>34042
It's evil and you shouldn't do it!
also, we met an elf goddess and one of the party members rolled a 18 saved and she managed to damage him!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34044>>34045
>>34043
I've always wanted to play a ghost that the rest of the party is hallucinating, and they don't know it.
Wow.
you're making me want to play DnD again..
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34045>>34046
>>34044
Play it!
Be a leprechaun!
Have you read the plot of Wizardry 4?
It's basically what you described!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34046>>34047
>>34045
I have no people to play with.
I'd have to hunt some down.
I have not! Just an idea.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34047>>34048
>>34046
>Be vengeful ghost
>show up randomly and instakill everyone in the party.
That sounds like a BS mechanic. But it looks and sounds like a fun thing to do! I'll be your DM ran-sama!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34048>>34049
>>34047
I wouldn't kill my party, that'd just be mean.
It takes more than 2 people for DnD, foxy.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34050>>34051
>>34049
It'd just be like a text adventure game, but you're the computer!
That actually doesn't sound too bad.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34051>>34052 >>34053
>>34050
You would scream and pull your hair out if I was the computer and since I'm a glutton for punishment. I guess when Spring-break rolls around I can do a quest thread like they used to have on /tg/.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34052>>34053 >>34054
>>34051
I'm gone for all of spring break, so I wouldn't be able to participate.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34053>>34054 >>34055
>>34052
Where you planning to go, Ran-shama?
>>34051
Hug Foxy.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34054>>34055
>>34052
I'll be terribly bored without you.
>>34053
hug eruruu.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34055>>34056 >>34060
>>34053
I'll be in Colorado, skiing.
>>34054
Well…
I might try to post in the evening, after getting off the slopes. On second thought, I probably will.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34056>>34057 >>34060
>>34055
As long as you have a room to yourself~
Explaining /imouto/ to friends and/or family is awkward!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34057>>34058
>>34056
I won't. I sleep on the pull-out couch.
That's why it'll be from a phone, if at all.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34058>>34059
>>34057
Hide in the closet
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34059>>34061
>>34058
But then I'd have to come out
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34060>>34062 >>34063
>>34055
Avoid the weed, Ran-shama~! Hopefully we can talk not on here before you leave at least…I'm not near my compy. I'm on a laptop.
>>34056
Hug Foxy, we talk later too. Just not tonight…hopefully tomorrow~!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34061>>34063
>>34059
Yes!
Twas my plan all along!
I would have gotten away with it too if weren't for you kids and that meddling dog!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34062
>>34060
Yeah, I'm having issues with steam currently.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34063>>34064 >>34065
>>34060
I don't do weed.
You know how to reach me!
>>34061
Nice try!
Just because you've come out, doesn't mean I will.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34064>>34066
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34065>>34066
>>34063
>implying I came out
Only in-game as a joke homo~
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34066>>34067
>>34064
Hugs.
>>34065
>Well!
>I did come out of the closet
Quotes out of context prevail.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34067>>34068
>>34066
So, if I become girl. Will I be straight?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34068>>34069
>>34067
I guess, yeah.
Not like that'll happen, however.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34072
>>34070
Can I take refuge in your tails again Ran-shama? Foxy is scaring me…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34073>>34074
>>34071
Well I'll be!
It takes more than tits to be a girl, anyhow!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34074>>34075
>>34073
Skirts?
Do you have boobs?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34076>>34077
>>34075
A dress?
Uhh, what do you have?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34077>>34078 >>34079
>>34076
Better.
I have breasts. Nobody uses boobs to refer to male breasts, except for moobs.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34078>>34079 >>34080
>>34077
Technically you do have mammary glands.
But it takes a little special trick for them to become boobs.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34079>>34080 >>34081
>>34077
>>34078
I wonder if Ran-shama did some tricks earlier before stopping…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34080>>34081 >>34082
>>34078
Yeah if you pump the wrong hormones into your body.
But that has some nasty side effects~
>>34079
Stopping what?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34081>>34083
>>34079
I often wondered how ran-sama attempts these tricks..
>>34080
It's 100% hormone free. Well, you'r body naturally produces the hormones. But nothing serious will happen other than boob growth.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34082>>34083
>>34080
Using tricks to grow them…Then stopping when you were having regrets or nasty side effects.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34083>>34084
>>34081
Oh, I remember reading that adding lots of soy to your diet will do some things of that nature. Unsure if it's true or not, though.
>>34082
I've never done anything like that.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34084>>34085 >>34086
>>34083
Doesn't even require soy.
But yes, soy does produce natural estrogen but if you eat lots of red meat. It off-sets the estrogen content from the soy.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34085>>34087
>>34084
Well, now you've got me curious.
What's your trick?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34086
>>34084
I try to avoid soy, but…We use a lot of soy sauce. I guess I need to eat more red meats now.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34088>>34089 >>34090
>>34087
I'm very scared to click this link.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34089>>34090 >>34092
>>34087
>>34088
I'm scared too Ran….
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34090>>34091 >>34092
>>34088
The other methods are far too gross for me to take seriously. But I think you maybe able to stomach that article.
>>34089
Oh, it's nothing.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34091>>34093
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34092>>34093 >>34094
>>34089
It's not bad at all, actually.
>>34090
This is actually interesting.
I'm still not buying it 100%, though.
Seems like it's too easy.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34093>>34094 >>34096
>>34091
If I was truly bad I'd send links to otonoko clothing.
>>34092
It works actually. It just takes a hell of a long time for it to happen.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34094>>34095 >>34096
>>34092
>>34093
>All that text
I'm not reading that before I sleep…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34095>>34097 >>34110
>>34094
Something sucking on your nipples will cause lactation. It just depends on the size of your nipple.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34096>>34098
>>34094
It isn't too long.
>>34093
huh.
Better get started then!
just kidding.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34097>>34098
>>34095
Still not reading.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34098>>34099 >>34100
>>34096
Darn, I was going to send you a training bra.
>>34097
That's the TL;DR of it.
It's not inorganic chemistry you know.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34099>>34100 >>34101
>>34098
They wouldn't get that big, right?
Also, I'd have to use my hands.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34100
>>34098
>>34099
Oh fine I'll read the damn thing..
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34101>>34102
>>34099
Maybe some swelling but nothing significant.
Boob size is dependent on genetics. But since you're a hormone free. you won't have to worry about that.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34102>>34103
>>34101
Sounds like a lot of work for not a lot of gain.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34103>>34105
>>34102
If your wife is busy or sick there's a few usages.
Unless you wanted to know what you tasted like~
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34104>>34107
I read the link and I'm traumatized. I'm going to hide in Ran-shama's tails now…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34105>>34106
>>34103
It is a curiosity.
Just not one that I'm sure I want to pursue or not.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34106>>34107
>>34105
-plus side:
Free milk
barely noticeable
nipples will become more sensitive
-down side
your nipples will become extremely sensitive
you may lactate by accident
All in all, I think the free milk would totally be worth it~
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34107>>34108 >>34109
>>34104
Eh?
Fine, just don't make a ruckus.
>>34106
There's no way they'd produce enough for something like that, right?
I don't think having sensitive nipples would be too bad..
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34108>>34113
>>34107
Was there ever a time where I caused a ruckus, whenever I slept or hid in your tails Ran-shama?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34109>>34113
>>34107
There's a breast pump. You can't go squeezing boobs like cow udders!
But yes, you can get enough milk. Think of those little bottles from the store. Not the big gallon milk stuff. Oh, there's one thing I forgot.
You may get rocket boobs.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34110>>34111 >>34112 >>34113
>>34095
how the hell did you people start talking about this?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34111>>34114
>>34110
It started with talking about becoming a grill.
Trips for gas the kikes race war now.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34112>>34114
>>34110
"discussion"
But if you follow the conversation you see the path that lead up to free milk.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34113>>34114 >>34115 >>34116
>>34108
No, not really.
>>34109
That all sounds like a bit too much.
Torpedo tits, fire!
>>34110
It's all fox's fault.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34114>>34115 >>34118
>>34111
checkem.
>>34112
a clockwork orange reference?
>>34113
i mean, it is pretty hot.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34115>>34117 >>34118 >>34121
>>34113
I'm a sucker for boobs.
So, it's great in my eyes.
>>34114
Maybe, also you're a horndog.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34116>>34118
>>34113
You know me Ran-shama, I would never cause a ruckus in there…
Unless you count me popping out of your tails and wrapping my arms around you from behind to hold your hands to be a ruckus…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34117>>34120 >>34121
>>34115
it's just one of my fetishes.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34118>>34119 >>34120 >>34121
>>34114
It is, isn't it?
>>34115
Why don't you do it, then?
>>34116
I would consider that a ruckus, yes.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34119>>34125
>>34118
yeah, but then it'd also delve into my fetish for pregnant traps
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34120>>34125
>>34117
Lactation?
Ewww.
>>34118
I need someone to support me as I take hormones and transition into a better me!
lol
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34121>>34122 >>34123
>>34118
Okay I won't do that…
>>34117
How many fetishes do you have?
>>34115
Boobs are great…only on females though.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34122
>>34121
not that many, actually. like, four or five.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34123>>34124 >>34126
>>34121
But gender isn't real!
There is no man and women! It's all made up!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34124>>34129
>>34123
Race is supposedly a social construct too and all made up, yet those who claim that are the ones who always complain about racism.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34125>>34127
>>34119
Now that I can safely say that I will avoid.
>>34120
You're on your own, bud.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34126>>34129
>>34123
i know first hand how bullshit that is.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34127>>34128 >>34130
>>34125
Abandoned!
By Ran-sama!
I'll go cry in a corner now!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34128>>34130 >>34131
>>34127
Hug Foxy~! No cry! Ran-shama is just a natural heartbreaker~!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34129>>34140
>>34124
Yes, I know.
I should probably stop before Poe's law becomes a thing.
>>34126
Story time?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34130>>34132 >>34133
>>34127
bring back some milk when you're done.
>>34128
Am I really?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34132>>34134
>>34130
I'll bring milk once your post your feet~
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34133>>34135 >>34137
>>34130
Maybe…I did get cucked out of gets a few times for one.
>>34131
What, you don't think that's true?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34134>>34136
>>34132
Haven't I already posted them?
Or was that something else you snookered me into posting?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34135
>>34133
I think he's being playful.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34136>>34137
>>34134
I do have an end goal of what I want snookered from you. But baby steps first.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34137>>34138 >>34143
>>34133
Oh yes, I had forgotten about those.
They weren't intentional, just coincidental.
>>34136
if it's a face, you can give up right now.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34138>>34139 >>34143
>>34137
No, the face is not the prize.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34139>>34141 >>34143 >>34144
>>34138
Then you're in luck, since the face is the only thing I'll absolutely never post.
Although you do have me curious now.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34140>>34144
>>34129
Mate I took hormones for eight months, I know how much of an effect it has on your mood and psyche.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34141>>34142 >>34143
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34142>>34145
>>34141
That's it?
Sounds too normal for him.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34143>>34145 >>34148
>>34137
I know. Just saying, you tend to break hearts, even if it isn't unintentional. Just a natural talent I suppose.
>>34138
>>34139
>>34141
I was going to say heart and Foxy wants to hold hands with Ran-shama in real life. Eh that's the other heartbreaking thing. Ran-shama has nearly everyone chasing her heart~!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34144>>34146 >>34148
>>34139
There.
http://imgur.com/a/r5bTt
>>34140
Yeah, you were depressed too so that really made things worse.
>8 months
How long were you going to hormones for?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34145>>34147 >>34148
>>34142
Actually yeah, that's just what I want you to post…
>>34143
>her
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34146>>34149
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34147
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34148>>34150
>>34143
I'm usually pretty direct in real life.
it leads to people thinking that I'm rude or mean most of the time.
I try to be a bit nicer around here.
>>34144
I wouldn't mind wearing something like that, although I'm sure it wouldn't be a pretty sight.
>>34145
It's average, at least last I checked it was
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34149>>34151
>>34146
Even SRS?
Quite the commitment!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34150>>34152
>>34148
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34151>>34153
>>34149
Never wanted surgery.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34152>>34154
>>34150
You wanna see some hairy skeleton in girly lingerie? Strange tastes.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34153
>>34151
Good thing.
Because most look really bad.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34154>>34156
>>34152
I'm lost.
I thought you were hairless because of certain reasons!
Clearly you would shave and wax.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34155>>34156
There was me, that is Emi, and my three droogs, that is Fox, Error and Ran and we sat in the /imouto/ milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The /imouto/ Milk Bar sold milkplus, milk plus lolis or traps or lingerie which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-lewdness.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34156>>34157 >>34158 >>34159
>>34154
I tried to a long time ago, but it's too much work.
I'm way too lazy to keep it up~
>>34155
But who was bartender?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34157>>34160
>>34156
Just rip out the hair directly~!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34158>>34160
>>34156
You're an extremely rare person…
Huh, tending to appearances is time consuming.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34159>>34160
>>34156
It was a self serve bar, you just poor the stuff yourself from the statues of naked women.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34160>>34161 >>34162
>>34157
It would be extremely painful.
>>34158
What's that supposed to mean?
In the meantime, I'll take that as a compliment.
>>34159
What a nice atmosphere.
What do you yank to dispense the milk?
Or was it direct feed?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34161>>34163 >>34164
>>34160
I think the switch was fairly normal, somewhere on the baseof the statues, but the milk did squirt out at an arc from their breasts.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34162>>34163
>>34160
You're a rare person~
I wonder how much you would cost in the market?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34163>>34166
>>34161
Interesting.
>>34162
Just as much as my organs are worth, I'd suppose.
Unless it's your strange market, then nobody knows but you.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34165>>34168
>>34164
No, i literally do mean the base. It wasn't attached to their actual bodies at all.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34166>>34167
>>34163
Well, there's only 60ish people like you in the US.
Huh, have you thought about porn?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34167>>34170 >>34172
>>34166
You're being cryptic again.
And yes, I think about porn quite often.
No thanks to you.
But really, no, I haven't every thought about doing something like that. At least not seriously.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34168>>34169
>>34165
Sudden deja vu.
Anyways, let's have one million boob statue in the fountain.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34169>>34172
>>34168
My go-to was always a fountan of a girl whose hair was made by the water current.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34170>>34173
>>34167
Masturbating once per day is the recommended amount for a healthy prostate~
Anyways, I'm fishing to see if you actually thought about it. But since you didn't think about it too much I won't investigate further~
Hmm, it's really late..
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34171
>Bio-engineered penises.
Thank you science!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34172>>34176
>>34167
>Ran-shama doing porn
My innocent eyes and ears and mind….~!
>>34169
That sounds nice
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34173>>34174
>>34170
Seems like I'm on a healthy track, then.
It'd be a strange business to be in, I think.
It is getting pretty late..
If you're tired, then you should sleep.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34174>>34175 >>34176 >>34177
>>34173
But bio-engineered sexual organs!
Also, it is pretty late!
Good night Ran-sama. I'll make a thread for you guys tomorrow morning.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34175
>>34174
Good night Foxy~! Have a lewd OP for the next thread~!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34176>>34178
>>34174
Mine work just find, no need to engineer them.
Sweet dreams, foxy.
>>34172
You'd never know!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34177>>34179
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34178>>34180
>>34176
No! You're suppose to be a pure, motherly, housewife waifu, Ran-shama~!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34179
>>34177
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……..
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34180>>34181
>>34178
I'm not really any of those things..
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34181>>34182
>>34180
But you're suppose to be the pure, motherly, and sometimes housewifey Ran-shama. That's how she is portrayed anyways, unless you're more of the fan portrayal where you flash/streak all the time…That's good too. Both would be nice~!
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34182>>34183
>>34181
I'll just let you believe what you want.
Either way, Good night Error.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34183>>34186
>>34182
>Believe
Hey I'm just going on what the Touhou you are circlejerking as is suppose to be like…according to the fans anyways. Fuck…I thought we were suppose to have fun here.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34184>>34185
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34185
>>34184
I think so. I'm dead tired too..Ugh…
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34187
>>34186
Why would you post that?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34188
Hitler dubs for sleep and sweet dreams all~
May the niggers and jews have bad sleep all the time.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34189>>34190
i've began hiding random rants in my coding now.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34190>>34191 >>34193
>>34189
May we see the cream of the crop?
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34191
>>34190
won't tell you how to trigger it in game.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34193>>34194
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>34190
>TFW you'll never have a traditional red pilled waifu who isn't a slut and isn't controlling/mentally abusive as shit.
THE JEWS DID THIS
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34194
>>34193
They exist, I promise. But if you look in places that packs of ungodly women roam, would you expect to find godly women there? No.
And remember: garbage in, garbage out. Ain't no godly woman gonna be interested in you if you aren't godly yourself.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34195>>34196
>>34192
The underlying tragedy here is that someone's life was bad enough that they'd risk eternal nothingness or perdition if it means everything'll stop. Hopefully less people will experience being kicked down so low as we move into the future (optimistically).
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34196>>34197
>>34195
i suppose that is the real tragedy here.
i've been there too. still kind of am, but having a bf gives me slight hope for the future.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34197>>34198
>>34196
Second part is wonderful to hear. I have no experience with this sort of stuff, but I do wish you well.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34198>>34199
>>34197
thanks, mate. you too.
▶ e5cadd (535) No.34199
>>34198
Thanks. Hopefully for anyone out there, our days will stop feeling like a purposeless race. It's been quite a drought for these past two months.