/imouto/ - Discussion

>>32796

Conkers is a pretty unique game.

I'd recommend on a emu since the game is way over-priced IRL.

How do you like vulgarity?

>>32798

Yeah, I've seen it's pretty expensive just looking around.

Depends on the context, really.

>>32799

A boss is a singing mound of poop called the grand poobah.

https://youtu.be/4OeRYr4GCpU

>>32800

I've seen the great mighty poo before.

That's too techno for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3RriTm6v40

>>32801

>he doesn't like electronic synth.

I wish one million popos rain on you.

>>32802

Well, it's not like I dislike it, sometimes it's just too much.

This is one of those times.

It makes great night driving music.

>>32803

True, maybe next we should live stream Drive.

>>32804

Yeah, I could do that.

I've seen it a few times, but it's always a good watch.

Ryan gosling

>>32805

But he's married!

>>32806

It's not like I wanna bang him, silly

>>32807

no, it's going to be the other way around

>>32808

He's married!

>>32809

And?

>>32810

Which says he's pretty much not into that.

>>32811

Fish and chips~~

>>32812

Eh?

>>32813

>Fish and chips (n.) – pejorative 90s British slang for the spouse and children of a married “heterosexual” lover.

>>32814

I've never heard that before.

And how does that apply?

I don't get it

>>32815

Well, a lot of gay slang goes under the table and you'd be surprised at the number of gay that are married. Anyways, the implication means that he could play for both teams you know. You just have to try~

>>32816

Oh.

OH.

Okay, I get it now.

Feel dumb.

>>32817

It's fine.

I don't recommend getting caught in the slang. It's really murky and not absolute on the definitions. Any who, what do now Ran-sama?

>>32818

I'm usually pretty good with slang, too.

Sage indirectly gave me a bit of reading material, so..

That's really it for what I've got planned.

>>32819

I suppose good night Ran-sama!

See you tomorrow!

>>32820

Good night.

See you.

SD~

>>32822

Fox~ Gas niggers

>>32823

Hi, Eruruu~

How's everything going?

>>32825

Are you on Steam?

I can give you better detailed story then the one last night. I was a bit busy with the game so I couldn't focus on replies.

Also, where's Emi?

>>32827

Alright~

おはよう

>>32829

申し訳ありませんが、私は日本語をあまり知らない.

>>32830

ああ、悪い。

What's on tap for today?

>>32831

No.

>>32832

Meeting someone in a few minutes to discuss some concepts and going to write a few papers. that -hopefully- won't take too long. Then study!

So, another eventful day~

How rigid is your kanji by the way?

>>32833

Oh, interesting. Hope the meeting goes well!

What do you mean by rigid?

>>32835

>>32834

Motorboat!

>>32835

No.

>>32834

How well you know the characters.

If I put the character 用, could you use it it in a sentence clearly?

>>32838

Probably not, I'm pretty bad at it.

>>32839

No.

>>32840

;.;

>friend I haven't seen in years is married and has a kid

Well, this is awkward..

>>32845

>>32822

Hm?

>>32848

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv5n4O_dAgE

>>32849

>>32850

Are you tired?

>>32851

A bit, although I slept late.

>>32852

Have you eaten?

If not you should totally eat breakfast.

>>32853

Yeah, I was just visiting some family for a dinner.

>>32854

How was your dinner with the family?

>>32855

God bless /jp/!

>>32856

Not really anything out of the norm, just watching some TV and exchanging whatevers.

>>32857

Yes, hopefully incestuous vampires weren't too loud!

>>32858

Is there a holiday today?

>>32860

Then I suppose I will have to take a nap too!

>>32859

Not that I know of.

>>32862

>>32863

Huh?

>>32864

>>32865

I sometimes wonder that too.

>>32866

perhaps a break.

>>32867

From accidentally making babies?

>>32868

>>32869

I swear I didn't know that holding hands makes people pregnant!

>>32871

Most definitely.

I guess it's a sort of jealously that people are already settling down with a presumed long wife and having kids. Though, in his case he's not too lucky. He's working a retail job with a large wife that dyed her hair and has piercings. So, I have a feeling that marriage will be really complicated in a few years.

>>32872

>presumed long wife

？？？

I get it. We have to hurry up and find 3D wives! Ideally without dyed hair or piercings.

>>32874

*Loving*

Sort of, women can be traps were intentionally or unintentionally. So, you might get stuck in a loveless marriage with a child and a wive that you loathe. That would be a terrible place to be for us. Usually ear piercings are fine but other piercing and tattoos are usually a sign of a less then reputable chick.

Ideally, it would be better to settle down in a stable, well paying job and find a wife.

>>32876

Never mind, I actually looked up transsexual parents and had to close the tab.

>>32876

Gross.

>>32875

>Usually ear piercings are fine but other piercing and tattoos are usually a sign of a less then reputable chick.

Women without positive male role models!

>>32879

>positive male role model

Back to church I suppose. Though, lately, it seems as though SJWs have infected the church I grew up in.

>>32880

I'm under the impression most churches are full of pozz now. The pope the other day said that atheists are preferable to Catholics that secretly live unwholesome lifestyles!

I guess it's why a lot of people on the right are turning towards Orthodoxy.

>>32881

The pope is on some serious drugs I think.

What's crazy is, the last 4 churches I visited were….Bad and definitely accepting. I am curious about what orthodoxy is different…

>>32880

Time to find an uncucked church. Don't let their attempts at moral relativism get at you.

And remember: if you don't think a particular woman would be capable of raising children in a good manner, don't even bother with them.

>>32883

Funny story.

My cousin got married to a son of a pastor who happened to be a Calvinist.

I had to have a smug grin after that. Since entry is pre-determine. Oh well.

I'm sure there's a deep woods church somewhere that abides by the laws and is uncuck.

>>32884

Seems like there are no absolutes in that discussion…

>>32882

I don't know. I'm under the impression that as an organization, they're still pretty woke on the JQ, unlike standard Christians thinking the Jews are basically gods themselves, despite the number of times we were warned about them by Christ himself.

>>32885

>>32886

Don't worry about the denoms, just find the right woman. You'll know it when you see them.

A big thing though is time. For some reason we are comfortable waiting for stuff like stocks and bonds to grow, but love (or "love") is rushed. Patience is key.

>>32887

I'm not sure were the love for Jews came from since a majority of Christian European countries ousted them for being Jewish. Especially since the Pharisees had the Romans kill Jesus…

I'm guessing it's mostly after WW2 when sentiments about Jews changed and since antisemitism largely died off after that WW2.

Also, a funny story was that when the USSR was consolidating it's powers many Jews from Eastern Europe fled to America…

>>32888

Baby steps first.

trying to find a girl to date when you mostly stay in your room and do homework will end in spaghetti being flown everywhere.

>>32891

>>32888

Picture very related.

>>32892

>Al Goldstein

I seen this plenty times, but this is still hilarious

>>32893

>>32894

slow day.

https://sketchfab.com/models/1df73766c3f142e7a9223b91b4d20fd6

>>32898

YA TA!

>>32899

I always wished I was better at 3d.

There's a lot of cool stuff on that site.

>>32900

MMD is a good place to start~

>>32901

I'd disagree with that, it's better to use an actual program from the get-go.

>>32898

>>32900

>>32902

Hi Ran-shama.

>>32903

Hi.

>>32902

So, use C# to make SFM porn.

Gotcha, I trust your programming abilities!

>>32904

Not as cute as you

>>32906

No, like Blender or Maya.

>>32904

>

>>32907

Bleh, too easy!

>>32907

gay

>>32908

Too easy?

Show me your masterful modeling skills!

>>32909

Cuteness transcends what you got between your legs

>>32910

Give me 500000 hours and a plane ticket to Kazakhstan.

>>32911

Alright.

I'll see you in 20833.3333 days.

I'll be waiting!

>>32912

We'll all be robots by then!

>>32904

NO U

>>32905

Hug Ran.

>>32913

It's only 57 years!

>>32914

Any plans for tonight?

>>32915

Brains uploaded to the internet!

It will be like GiTS. But with more ERP!

>>32916

Gross.

I think I'll keep mine in my body.

>>32917

That sounds nice.

No, I've got nothing going on.

>>32918

You wouldn't want to join the internet frivolities?

It would be a very happening place!

>>32919

No, I don't think I would.

The second they start being able to simulate senses, I'm out.

>>32920

>think I would.

The second they start being able to simulate senses, I'm out.

>Life like texture will happen in your lifetime ;_;

https://youtu.be/pdHdz_XkMC8

>>32918

Ran-shama. This is how far modding went. Pro Evolution Soccer 2017. 4chan Cup guys modded the Solar Ride machine into the playing field.

https://pinside.com/pinball/archive/solar-ride

>>32921

Haha, that guy.

I'd totally do VR porn, not gonna lie.

Just once it gets too far, then it's a bit much.

>>32922

How are you supposed to tell what's going on during the match? Too clustered visually

>>32922

Yes the goalhorn is Pinball Wizard. Even the subs line up for /4ccc/ referenced the lyrics.

>>32923

VR DOOM would be utterly terrifying and stressful at the same time.

And here is the rest of the riggy diggy.

>>32927

Try VR H-DOOM :^)

>>32928

Sex games in VR would be dangerous.

>>32929

Dangerous…?

>>32925

Eh.

>>32927

It would be!

Even the non-scary games in VR got me.

I looked over a tall cliff in one of them and it freaked me out.

>>32930

That's kind of what I meant, to indulge in it.

>>32931

Yes, when someone is attracted to you. You naturally want to spend more time with them!

Imagine what would happen if a VR girl went Ara~ Ara~ at you?

Would you want to leave?

>>32932

Scaredy cat!

>>32935

It's a gimmick.

A neat gimmick. But I don't think the gimmick will take off.

>>32934

Am not!

You haven't gotten scared in VR like that?

>>32935

No need.

>Game theory guy actually gave the pope a steam key for Undertale

I wish I was a youtube celeb making half assed videos about wild asspulls that didn't make sense.

>>32937

I forgot about 3dtv….

>>32938

No, I can't get scared by jump scares….Though, I would make a perfect Markiplier….

>>32940

No, but I think it would also not be fun.

>>32941

I wasn't really talking about jump scares, more about the added depth and feeling of realism that VR gives off.

>>32942

Well, it's medication that does that..

But, after a while you start noticing that jump scares are quite predictable. Horror movies are really boring these days. Though, the new M.Night Shamalyn movie was good.

>>32943

I played that VR game where the skin walkers was pretty intense because 360 enemies while you're stationed to a chair will make you sweat bullets!

Have you played?

Ran-sama.

For you.

https://redamz.itch.io/monstergirlisland

>>32947

Oh boy here we go.

>>32932

Don't do it, it's not worth it. It'll screw up your eyes at the very least. Turn you into a freak at the worst.

>>32937

Yep, VR is quite possibly be a fad. There's a reason traditional game controllers won over motion controls (ABSTRACTION).

>>32948

I wouldn't support the devs since it's patreon and it will be in development hell like Yanderesim.

>>32950

Lol, YanDev is a massive freak if you've seen his KF thread

>>32951

He can't code for shit either.

I haven't kept up with Ralphxevagelion drama but I saw his recent videos of why his game is taking so long. I don't know why he doesn't hire a programmer if he's getting 12-20k a month.

>>32952

He keeps the money for himself to buy various things, INCLUDING anime girl pillows! Also a sex pest.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evaxephon-yanderedev-alex-mahan-alexander-stuart-mahan.19311/

The game crashed.

I assume it was meant to be a VR thing?

>>32954

>Game crashed

Eh no. Though, I'm curious. Do you like Skullgirls?

>>32953

I don't blame him. Though, why not move to Asia and get a gf there?

>>32955

I might have played it a little bit.

>>32956

>256 hours

Wow, uh, is it good?

The characters seem to be a tad unbalanced?

>>32958

Plus another 70 in the beta game.

It's kind of what really got me into fighting games.

It's one of the most balanced fighting games to date.

>>32957

Eh, fapping to guro is beyond twisted.

I mainly read guro just because some of the stories are really freaking good or there's some good reaction images too. But yeah, it looks like he's a bitch.

>>32957

Creep is a good song though.

>>32960

Even better than Soku with Roll?

Also, I'm half tempted to cosplay as Hecatia

>>32962

Agree

>>32963

Do a triple cosplay where you are chained to two other unfortunate souls that are blue/green Heq

>>32963

I love soku, but it's a bad game.

It's got better netcode than SG, too.

Do you go to conventions and such?

>>32964

Do this instead.

>>32964

I thought those were her projected into the astral plane…

>>32966

I went to two. But the last one I got burned on and being a guy with a skirt is usually a signal for unwarranted attention…

>>32967

Ah.

I've never been to the anime type ones, only retro gaming ones really.

Manly 2hu cosplays are a pretty standard thing, I seem to remember.

I also have a girlish figure too.

Though, my face wouldn't be too girly!

>>32967

>being a guy with a skirt

>>32968

The anime con is actually a comic-con and there's competitive smash and LoL.

I'm probably going to go to the next one and bring my PS3 to play a game…

>>32970

>tfw unwarranted sexual attention

I truly will feel the experience of the magical skirts.

>>32971

So there's nothing good there, huh?

>>32972

Didn't you just imply that you did so previously?

>>32973

Oh no, there was pretty good stuff there.

I'd say it was pretty good…Even if it was crowded and there were pop figures everywhere. Definitely worth the 30 bucks.

>>32974

Yes, I was just reiterating it.

Seriously though. I need a army man to accompany me as I walk through.

>>32975

I was just poking fun at smash and LoL.

Conventions are usually pretty good for meeting up with people and buying things.

Depending on what's there the panels might be cool.

>>32976

I never knew that you did that in public.

>>32977

>

William Shatner and that chick that created Steven Universe was there. Fuck the panels though, the panels would on average have over 300 people.

>>32979

Yeah, they're usually pretty crowded.

I've never been to one, since there's no good conventions here.

>>32978

It would hard to walk around. Since I would would have an awkward boner.

I have never done it before. Though, being Hecatia would be really cool for one outing.

>>32980

Go to mine!

>>32981

Pervert.

I don't like her design at all.

>>32982

It would depend on where and when it is.

>>32983

She 2sexy4U?

>>32984

Tis a good question.

Last I recall, it was in spring. But it maybe during the summer. It's also exactly where you think it is.

>>32985

Not a big fan of the whole punk-ish theme.

And chains.

>>32986

Spring would be not likely.

I might be able to swing summer.

Houston?

>>32987

The chains make sense though.

She's just a hip young grandma. Think of her like that aunt that never settled down and she's still trying to recapture her youth.

>>32988

It's in July.

Which works.

yes

>>32989

I don't follow.

>>32991

It's an archetype.

Besides, which 2hu's feet would you sniff?

>>32990

I may or may not be overseas at one point this summer, so I'll have to wait for more info on that.

>>32993

Overseas?

>>32992

You're an archetype.

None.

I don't buy the feet meme.

>>32994

Overseas.

>>32995

No toe cheese for you?

I gagged while typing that.

>>32996

你去在那儿？

>>32997

What next?

A cake baked with yeast infection?

>>32999

I can win this game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE6pEMdJ3Eo

>>32998

I don't quite understand.

Nothing is quite final yet, it's still in the planning stages.

>>33001

learn the mandarin.

You will become smarter than your average bear.

It's scientifically proven.

>>33000

Not really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-Vuw-burI0

>>33002

No.

I gotta work on JP instead.

>>33002

I learned a little bit of it actually, though I haven't used it in almost two years.

>>33003

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended

It's cheap, but hey.

>>33004

homo.

>>33007

You're a homo.

>>33005

Most of the people that speak mandarin aren't even from Beijing and so when you talk to them. They can't understand your accent. It's annoying as hell.

>>33008

But I know mandarin though!

>>33010

That just makes you a mandarin-knowing homo.

>>33006

Not too bad.

>>33011

!

I haven't heard that before!

How shall I recover?!

>>33012

The part with the needles through the head of the penis made me cringe a bit.

>>33009

Shame.

Anyhow, I am off to sleep, my loves.

>>33014

so early?

night.

>>33013

There is no recovery.

You have to live with it.

>>33013

It's an old image, it has lost it's touch.

>>33014

Sleep well.

>>33014

Good night sage.

>>33016

Well then!

I suppose it's off to weep in the corner!

>>33017

I was going to say that they haven't updated it but.

I was wrong.

>>33019

Don't cry too hard~

>>33019

Oh well.

>>33020

I'll make you cry.

>>33021

I'll oh well you.

>>33022

Ooh, scary.

And how do you plan on doing that?

>>33024

I don't know.

But I'm open to suggestions!

>>33023

Lewd.

>>33026

So, how is gaming coming along?

>>33025

My one true weakness is bugs.

>>33028

Bugs are cute you know.

>>33027

I'm not gaming, just watching Space Dandy.

>>33029

They're gross.

>>33030

Again?

Boo!

>>33032

Again..?

>>33031

Then again I played with bugs and snakes when I was younger. so they don't really brother me

Spiders are cool. Especially wolf spiders.

>>33033

Member?

You watched it and then watched Jojo?

>>33034

Bugs are killed on sight.

>>33036

What about sanea?

She's a bug!

>>33035

I have never watched it before, and I watched Drifters before JoJo, dumbo.

>>33037

If she's a bug, then yes.

I'll whack her.

>>33038

beh, too groggy to remember.

Also, I have something for you~

http://imgur.com/a/dPr8b

>>33039

Poor Sanea!

>>33041

It cannot be helped!

>>33042

>after years of being bullied you finally put her out of misery

It was for the best.

>>33039

I think the joke was this.

http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/5443834+_8da2e1a09fa2547ed0644e97db468f79.jpg

>>33040

Dumbo.

I've seen that image multiple times before on the old copy pastas.

>>33043

It was.

>>33044

Straight over my head, it seems.

lewd

>>33045

Oh well, can't help it I guess.

>the pixels on FF1 while being played on an HDTV

Yikes!

Time to get some sleep, g'night.

>>33048

Goodnight!

>>33048

Good night SD.

>>33050

>>33051

>>33052

>>33053

I've always thought the AA girls are pretty cute.

Never really got into the games, though.

>>33054

**http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8357069((

>>33055

Cave Story is the best game.

When I finally grab another charger for my 3ds, I'll play them.

>>33056

Bias!

>>33057

Yes, I am biased towards my favorite game.

>>33058

You must shed your bias!

>>33059

By playing AA?

>>33060

By playing sonic 06!

>>33061

I've actually been wanting to play that

>>33062

Just to see how bad it is?

>>33063

Yeah, just a strange curiosity.

It can't be expensive, right?

>>33064

It's very cheap.

I wonder if it's on steam?

>>33065

No, I don't believe it ever got a port.

I'd have to play it on ps3.

>>33066

It's on the 360!

>>33067

Yes, but I'd have to play it on the ps3.

I don't have an xbox.

Silly

>>33068

But you don't have a PS3?

>>33069

This is news to me.

>>33070

I keep the sudden feeling you want to jump my bone.

>>33071

Eh?

You've lost me.

>>33072

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bone%20someone

>>33073

I understood that, but I don't get how you got there.

>>33074

You answered your own question there…

>>33075

You can be so cryptic sometimes.

>>33076

Well, that's just a part of the package.

>>33077

Nothing comes without frustrations~

>>33078

Eating food too?

>>33079

Every once in a while, yes.

But if it gets to the point where even eating is frustrating, it's time to take a break.

>>33080

I'm amazed you won with a seagull though.

How did you manage to get that good?!

>>33081

Luck, and the AI was pretty stupid.

It didn't help that you didn't attack me at all, either.

>>33082

Everyone kept rolling sevens!

So, I was being safe and not attacking.

>>33083

And that's why you lost just about every time.

You gotta attack, especially as sugu.

>>33084

I haven't played in years and they added a billion new characters….

Plus I never learned the ropes of the game!

>>33085

The characters have gotten more and more complicated with each one added.

I could tell!

>>33086

>>33087

>>33088

The Shumps were the better games.

Fuck Sora of hard though.

>>33089

Eh, probably.

I've only played AoS2 and Red Barrel, along with 100% and 200%.

Also might be a way for a few.

>>33090

Well darn.

How will I keep myself entertained with fizzy drinks and firecrackers?

>>33091

Set them off in the drinks.

>>33092

Are you trying to kill me?!

>>33093

Maybe?

Maybe not?

>>33095

Fine, how about if I ask you if you ever supported a kickstarter campiagn!

>>33096

I have not.

Have you?

>>33097

Only one.

But it promised me yuri.

So, I had to fund it. I got two games for ~30$.

>>33098

Oho, so it's something like that.

I don't really see myself supporting them ever.

I'd rather just play the game when it comes out.

>>33099

>20 dollars each

Eh, pirating is the better option besides. Muv-luv got a physical release for the vita for KS funders only.

>>33100

What's a vita?

>>33101

That thing that has official 2hu games.

>>33102

They're not official you dork.