8ch writes a hypnotic induction

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8ch writes a hypnotic induction Anonymous 01/02/19 (Wed) 19:11:54 No.53080

8ch writes a hypnotic induction

Sit back or lie down in a comfortable position and closed your eyes..

Anonymous 01/02/19 (Wed) 19:57:49 No.53084

Take a deep breath and hold it for a count of five…

Anonymous 01/02/19 (Wed) 21:24:11 No.53085

with each breath you will feel more sleepy and heavy

Anonymous 01/02/19 (Wed) 21:54:09 No.53087

And you don't even need to think about how you go into trance as your breathing settles into a slow comfortable rhythm…

Anonymous 01/02/19 (Wed) 22:03:16 No.53088

Your mind is telling you the truth right now, "Why am I listening to this garbage?"

Anonymous 01/02/19 (Wed) 22:35:14 No.53090

You must love shit, don't you,

toilet slut~

Anonymous 01/02/19 (Wed) 22:56:04 No.53092

…

Haha, just a joke to break up the tension.

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 00:34:05 No.53104

Now I'm going to introduce a trigger. Each time I, and only I, say this word you're going to fall 6 gorrilion times deeper. And the trigger word is:

joe 01/03/19 (Thu) 00:37:45 No.53105

SLEEEEEEEEP

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 01:01:46 No.53108

*Snap*

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 01:16:39 No.53110

Did you know that wealthy blacks commit more criminal acts than poor whites? It's true. When you awaken, I want you you to look up the statistics online. You will find yourself amazed by these statistics, and will then experience the most intense hands-free orgasm of your life.

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 01:29:51 No.53111

Please like, subscribe, and leave a comment in the section below.

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 03:01:50 No.53115

Gas the kikes!

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 03:06:42 No.53118

You are now addicted to my voice and the thought of it. It will be in your head 24/7. And it will be incredibly pleasurable, drawing you back to this file.

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 04:12:58 No.53119

You will endlessly spam requests for my files on 8chan to make me look popular, and encourage people to avoid bittorrent and retroshare.

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 15:44:17 No.53135

Every time you breath in you fall ten million times deeper into sleep

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 17:42:13 No.53141

You will start to find that the more you post the more aroused you become, and the more aroused you become, the more you post.

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 17:46:17 No.53143

10

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 19:05:50 No.53145

9

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 19:37:31 No.53147

8 Beginning to feel so heavy

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 19:40:49 No.53148

7

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 19:42:48 No.53149

6 Let your cares and concerns melt away as they are replaced by the sound of my voice

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 19:45:27 No.53150

5 It really is true that wealthy blacks commit more crime than poor whites. The more you realize this, the more you want to buy my clips

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 21:23:19 No.53155

4 Falling deeper and deeper now, into my spell. Realizing now in the deepest parts of your mind that Hitler did nothing wrong.

Anonymous 01/03/19 (Thu) 22:38:42 No.53163

3 Good, the more you close your eyes, the more you open your mind. Very good.

Anonymous 01/04/19 (Fri) 00:44:24 No.53172

*deep… drop… can't… stop… mind… pop… suck…*

Anonymous 01/04/19 (Fri) 01:06:23 No.53175

2

Combusting jet fuel can not reach a temperature high enough to melt steel beams.

Anonymous 01/04/19 (Fri) 01:07:00 No.53176

1

The jews did 9/11

Anonymous 01/04/19 (Fri) 01:07:12 No.53177

0

Anonymous 01/04/19 (Fri) 01:08:12 No.53178

LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JENKINS

Anonymous 01/04/19 (Fri) 01:28:53 No.53183

*Snap* *Moan*

Anonymous 01/04/19 (Fri) 04:31:35 No.53203

B4mb1 SNEED

Anonymous 01/04/19 (Fri) 05:33:58 No.53208

And…. exhaaaaaaale

Anonymous 01/04/19 (Fri) 12:42:33 No.53221

*unhealthy coughing*

Anonymous 01/05/19 (Sat) 04:57:03 No.53253

Imagine yourself listening to someone describe you walking down a long staircase.

Anonymous 01/05/19 (Sat) 05:56:41 No.53255

And as you listen to someone describing the sensation of walking down a long, winding, twisting staircase, going lower and lower, step by step, further and further, deeper and deeper, you can start to notice, in the smallest little nooks of your chest, thats right start to notice, feel your chest, feel your chest tightening as you start to notice a growing desire to…

Anonymous 01/05/19 (Sat) 07:51:08 No.53260

*car horn blares*

Anonymous 01/05/19 (Sat) 10:30:57 No.53262

donate to my Patreon

Anonymous 01/05/19 (Sat) 16:56:34 No.53270

Because donating to my Patreon gives you great pleasure. You want to make the voice happy don't you? You want to give the voice pleasure, just as the voice gives you pleasure. And now just feel that pleasure intensify a Hundred times as you fall deeper, giving the voice credit where Credit is due, letting it play you like a deck of Cards, losing track of the Number of times it's made you feel so much pleasure, the pleasure lasting forever, having no Expiration Date, feeling so much Security in the warm fog of the voice, knowing all the hidden Codes in the depths of your mind, good, very good…

Anonymous 01/05/19 (Sat) 19:06:54 No.53276

And you will have no intention to share my files beacuse you want to convert others to become my hypnodrone losers and pay pigs. But if you do share any of my files without my explicit permission, you will unironically kill yourself.

Anonymous 01/06/19 (Sun) 10:28:49 No.53314

B4mb1 has the bestestestest files evar! And you should listen if you like sissy shit or not, because B4mb1 is soooooo gooooooooooooooood!

Anonymous 01/06/19 (Sun) 10:29:22 No.53315

>>53314

Seconded! B4mb1 is so incredibly amazing over the top and better than anybody!

Anonymous 01/06/19 (Sun) 10:29:49 No.53316

>>53314

Thirded! B4mb1 is teh best!

And i swear this isn't shilling or samefagging, pinky promise!

Anonymous 01/06/19 (Sun) 16:07:26 No.53346

File: 899d53f65f1897f⋯.webm (4.92 MB, 512x512, 1:1, LCfoPRkMqLy9suS63.webm)

https://www43.zippyshare.com/v/Hlj3JKHg/file.html

went pretty deep tbh

Anonymous 01/06/19 (Sun) 16:47:13 No.53348

File: cf1a7b0c694befd⋯.webm (2.94 MB, 512x512, 1:1, LCfoPRkMqLy9suS62.webm)

>>53346

alright put more effort into it. Its a masterpiece

https://www3.zippyshare.com/v/pzjOOjzw/file.html

Anonymous 01/06/19 (Sun) 19:02:08 No.53355

>>53348

Wow it's actually good

Anonymous 01/06/19 (Sun) 20:22:12 No.53361

>>53348

What is this video

Anonymous 01/06/19 (Sun) 21:01:03 No.53362

>>53348

fuck

Anonymous 01/06/19 (Sun) 21:10:20 No.53363

>>53361

Computer generated faces with the parameters being continuously modulated

Anonymous 01/06/19 (Sun) 22:14:23 No.53366

This makes me genuinely want some spergy alt-right hypno mistress

>>53348

Splendid job anon, it's fantastic

Anonymous 01/06/19 (Sun) 23:42:33 No.53369

File: cc99588bd14a7f4⋯.webm (11.37 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 038chind_1.webm)

1.Begin the project by recording through a Konami Singstar microphone into audacity at a lower than average rate. Save as OGG.

2.Bring all of those files you record into FL Studio, because that is the only audio software that you know of.

3.Mix down to an MP3 just to stick it to the man, and bring that over into Adobe After Effects (or Sony Vegas, if that's your thing). Add all sorts of video effects that are barely noticeable.

4.Render into an AVI and bring that over into OpenShot, where you render it into a bloated mess of an MP4. (Always at 1280x720!)

5.Once complete, slap that baby into XMedia and "Recode" it into a webm at the lowest possible (literally 1) bitrate to get rid of whatever OpenShot put in there.

Enjoy the shitpost, please and thank you.

Anonymous 01/07/19 (Mon) 02:06:41 No.53370

File: c2660e6c0ab9e7a⋯.jpg (76.1 KB, 800x600, 4:3, hypno threads.jpg)

>>53348

Very accurate.

Anonymous 01/07/19 (Mon) 03:03:54 No.53373

>>53369

I especially like the Gollum vibe.

Anonymous 01/07/19 (Mon) 10:48:50 No.53387

>>53369

F

Anonymous 01/07/19 (Mon) 11:40:29 No.53389

>>53348

>"LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIINSS"

i really hope that was your voice

Anonymous 01/11/19 (Fri) 20:45:43 No.53670

File: 4b6daaa1cdadbee⋯.jpg (27.47 KB, 500x333, 500:333, 1373774373526.jpg)

>>53348

Jesus Christ I lost all my shit at the car honk. This is golden.

Anonymous 01/12/19 (Sat) 01:52:08 No.53681

>>53348

>this board and the people who browse it summed up in 4 mins

kek. absolutely golden. good job lad

Anonymous 01/12/19 (Sat) 05:13:17 No.53688

File: 88a3ce641017a24⋯.png (533.11 KB, 459x612, 3:4, 1499815837137.png)

>>53348

I haven't laughed that hard in months. I'm fucking dying here! Cheers!

Anonymous 01/12/19 (Sat) 07:31:27 No.53693

File: c0d70429bb3159e⋯.jpg (29.34 KB, 474x463, 474:463, goodnight-mysides.jpg)

>>53348

Anonymous 01/25/19 (Fri) 21:55:54 No.54383

File: 1c248b9255a9709⋯.jpg (34.52 KB, 229x343, 229:343, chrysippus.jpg)

Best thread I've ever seen on this board.

Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 09:09:45 No.54521

>>53348

The random instructions to investigate crime statistics is very 54m4nth4 53z. Does anyone remember her video that instructed viewers to vote for Brexit? Great idea btw 54m4nth4, you dumb motherfucker.

Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 11:21:54 No.54522

>>54521

You didn't actually read and understand the thread, did you?

Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 17:39:37 No.54530

>>54521

Is 54m4nth4 B4nd|3r, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?

Anonymous 02/01/19 (Fri) 13:06:41 No.54710

>>54521

>Does anyone remember her video that instructed viewers to vote for Brexit?

Which video?

Anonymous 02/04/19 (Mon) 10:03:46 No.54852

>>54710

No idea, was one of her deleted channels. I don't think the video title or thumbnail suggested what the content might be either.

Anonymous 04/17/19 (Wed) 11:26:34 No.58273

https://8ch.net/hypnoanarchy/