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Anonymous 03/22/18 (Thu) 22:46:42 No.37269

Are their any files that make you think you are a container of French Fries? Not the fries themselves but more like the container, so I can feel like cardboard with hot potatoes inside me.

Pic related.

Ok, not really. All kidding aside, what is the most bizarre hypno you have ever heard? Not necessarily excessively kinky and/or dirty. Just something where you listened to it and were like WTF afterwards.

Anonymous 03/23/18 (Fri) 06:50:53 No.37304

On warp my mind there's some weird shit.

From the top of my head there's a marshmallow fetish Hypno on there and a toilet slut audio, making to act and dress like a slut while licking toilets. Oh, also a pizza fetish file from the same guy.

Another one from Porn hub, assuming it even is meant to be Hypno, is the arousing audio channel. Seems more like something to watch when stoned but it ranges from "you're a horse" to Ronald Reagan porn

Anonymous 03/23/18 (Fri) 06:53:38 No.37305

The human race is clearly fucked up!

Anonymous 03/23/18 (Fri) 07:21:52 No.37307

That is literally the funniest shit I’ve read in a while

Anonymous 03/23/18 (Fri) 08:08:06 No.37311

File: 1d5338eb9b14212⋯.jpg (2.82 MB, 1600x8500, 16:85, 1481933150429.jpg)

It's also why we haven't made contact with the aliens.

Anonymous 03/23/18 (Fri) 10:34:55 No.37317

Actually, Aliens avoid us.

We keep jumping up and down waving ecstatically shouting, "Hi, yoohoo, we're here", and they mumble in disgust, "Fuck off!"

Anonymous 03/24/18 (Sat) 09:07:23 No.37375

Quality post! I was giggling like a mother fucker the whole way through.

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