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No.973365
whats your ideal gf/bf, hsg?
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>>973369
going to 2070 would be marginally epic
you could see all the new tech and people around your age aren't dead
No.973372
Welcome To Kanaya
For Kanaya Posting Press One
For Kanaya Domination Press Two
For Kanaya Comedian Press Three
If You Want To Speak With A Kanaya Press Zero
No.973373
>>973372
*pounds 2 with my throbbing erection*
No.973374
>>973367
seriously listen to this it's fun
No.973375
>>973373
You Have Chosen Kanaya Comedian
No.973377
>>973373
>>973375
You Know Technology Works In Strange Ways
We Had Space Travel And Energy Weapons Sure But We Lacked Some Of The Things You Humans Had
For Example Take The Shovel
That Invention Was Ground Breaking
No.973378
>>973365
likes me
is nice
willing to put up with my neuroses
bonus: has a nice butt
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No.973381
Religion Is Important In Alternian Culture
The Church Has Won Many Awards
Because Of Its Divine Service
No.973382
who jackx off to an 8x8 pixel "foot"
No.973383
Despite Our Similarities We Do Things Very Differently To You Humans
Its Because We Are A Space Faring Civilization
For Example To Organize A Party We Planet
No.973384
I Like Visiting Your World And Experiencing Your Culture
I Just Came Back From A Concert As A Matter Of Fact
The Tickets Were Surprisingly Cheap
It Was Fifty Cents Featuring Nickelback
No.973385
I Am Sure You Have Gathered This By Now
But Blue Blooded Alternians Are All Horrible Individuals By Your Standards
Equius For Example I Happened To Live Near Him For A While
But He Was The Worst Neigh Bor
No.973386
I Do Not Know How Many Among You Handle Chainsaws But Those Who Do Can Probably Relate To This
Cutting People Is More Difficult Than What It Seems
I Learned However That Cutting Vertically Is Better
I Cut Someone Like That Once And He Was All Right
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No.973388
Something I Notice About Humans Is That Humans Are Very Possessive Of Their Food
You Have Even Specific Words For That Its Crazy
For Example When You Are Taking Someone Elses Cheese
Its Na Cho Cheese
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No.973390
Something Less Impressing About Humans Is All The Crime
There Was A Kidnapping Not Five Minutes Before I Got Here
Oh They Tell Me Its Alright He Woke Up
No.973391
I'd laugh at Kanayas jokes no matter how bad they are! I love Kanaya!
No.973392
Its No Secret I Enjoy Literature
But The Problem With Most Good Books Is That They Are Big And Heavy
So Here Is A Secret To Make Them Thinner Easily
You Cut The Appendix Out
No.973394
>>973393
Gooooood armor
Manic pixie dream girl head though
No.973395
My Fame Has Caused Me Problems Now And Then
I Once Visited A Vegetarian Restaurant To Have A Meal
One Of The Cashiers Tried To Convince Everyone That We Had Had An Affair
But I Insisted I Never Met Herbivore
No.973396
>>973377
oh that's good shit
*still has a throbbing erection but for comedy now*
No.973397
Now Sako can run around e-fucking all the other cute cat ladies in Final Fantsy via rp, pretending to be a girl ooc and pretending to believe that all the other fat gross little sakos playing as catgirls are irl females too
No.973398
>>973397
I'm not on Balmung, why would I be ERPing
No.973399
>>973397
I remember when I used to do that
except I was a kid, and they were probably adults
No.973400
>more than one sako
terrifying
No.973403
>>973402
doesn't the new wolfenstein look decent though
and dishonored was good i heard
No.973404
>>973403
no theyre both shit
No.973405
>>973402
These will never get old
No.973406
>>973404
like shit shit or "/v/ said it's shit" shit
No.973407
was someone liveblogging sonichu
No.973408
puns are the highest form of comedy
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No.973410
i love to do hate crimes (hateing when ppl do crimes)
No.973411
>>973406
/v/ said it's shit
don't you trust /v/
No.973413
imagine being a really good magic power user but the actual real clown u kill cheats death with bull shit
No.973414
>>973413
typical clown
you can only be sure they're dead if you crush their heads
No.973415
>>973414
u gotta completely vaporize them
leave no cell remaining
No.973416
you cannot keep the clown down
No.973417
You can't keep down the clown♣️
No.973418
>drake bell does gigs at public high school proms
imagine being this JUSted
No.973419
damn dude i forgot emos were even a thing
No.973421
how to counter symmetra:
shoot her in the face
No.973422
>the song Miss Atomic Bomb continues and elaborates on the story of the song Mr. Brightside
>the video depicts an older man reminiscing about the events of Mr Brightside, where the love of his life ran off with another man
>except the video also shows that he was mistaken, she wasn't cheating on him, and his paranoid jealousy made him leave her
>so he grew old alone due to a misunderstanding
fuck you brandon flowers
No.973425
I am absolutely appalled at the atrocious amount of unapologetic alliteration present in Final Fantasy 14
No.973426
>>973420
someone's incredibly salty about dying to a symmetra
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No.973428
you ever get a song that really speaks to you?
Its a really interesting feel
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No.973433
>Dog bites, kills 3-week-old girl left alone with family pets
why do people actually irl really actually do this
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>>973431
does that count as statutory rape
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No.973439
what does the nra have to say about the philando castile ruling
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No.973441
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
come listen to this really good live concert with me
the killers - live from royal albert hall
No.973444
i've been smoking a lot of weed
No.973445
my boi's a queen
>>973444
too much?
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>>973448
please don't talk about it while sako is around, he'll sperg out
again
No.973451
i'm... going to sperjg xxdD
No.973452
someone get a towel, sponge sperged himself again
No.973454
>>973446
I fucking love Nakamura
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>>973449
did he rush to the cops defense
No.973458
sponge's large leaky pores
No.973459
>>973456
nah, not that bad, he just doesn't like people implying the nra is bad and/or racist
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No.973463
if the cop was wrong he would have gotten in trouble
No.973464
wrong may be the wrong word
but im not sure what word would fit better...
No.973465
>>973463
>>973464
if i didn't know you only pretended to be retarded i would think you were retarded, grant
No.973466
if the cop was wrong...
he wouldn't have shot her >:)
No.973467
le entire le gal system and le entire police is le racist and loves to kill unarmed black people for fun because no repercussions ever come and everyone loves and respects them more for it lol
No.973468
I'm never playing dps in ff14 again
40 minute queue times aren't worth it
No.973470
>>973465
what if he's a retard pretending to be retarded but in a different way
No.973471
>>973470
that may be
someone who insists that he's always pretending may not actually be pretending
No.973472
hey remember when trump claimed obama wiretapped trump using the british intelligence service gchq
whatever happened to that
No.973473
>>973467
what are you doing
No.973474
>>973473
that's the retard, he dances in the corner sometimes, just ignore it
No.973475
>cop says dont reach for gun
>reach for thing in your pocket
No.973476
Most cops have killed. Fact.
No.973477
the gun and wallet were in the same pocket and he gave contradicting orders while the guy said "im not" when told not to reach for the gun
what else do you do
No.973478
im p liberal on most things but i support owning guns and this seems like a p big spit in the face of being allowed to carry one
No.973479
>>973477
don't engage with it
that's what it wants
let's just talk about something else
No.973480
why didnt he just tase the wallet
No.973481
>>973477
Ask to be executed, by our helpful law enforcement officers
No.973482
contrary to what my detractors may believe im not calling for the murder of all black people, and im not saying the cop handled the situation perfectly, im saying that it was a bad series of events and not "kkk member cosplaying as a cop executes poor black man for funsies"
>>973477
imo put your hands on the steering wheel and go "ok the gun is with the wallet and i don't want you to think im reaching for the gun do u wanna reach in my pocket for it or what"
No.973483
>>973481
i mean.....he notified the officer he had a gun......whats the difference
No.973484
>>973483
He didn't apologize for being black, big no no.
No.973485
>>973482
you're strawmanning, like always, and that's why no one takes you seriously
No.973486
>>973482
>kkk member cosplaying as a cop executes poor black man for funsies
did anyone say that or are you making things up to post
No.973487
>>973484
i mean, he had a gun on him, while being black
that's basically begging for death
No.973488
>>973485
ill have you know i take grants posts deathly seriously, especially when he says hello
No.973489
>>973488
just remember to let your caretaker know when you're on the computer so they can supervise you
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No.973491
>>973489
man i wish you were black so i could shoot you
No.973492
I’m laughing as hard as heck reading this MSPA Wiki page. It describes that in Homestuck, there are four types of immortality; conditional immortality, conditional mortality, unconditional immortality, and the fourth type, which the wiki terms “inability to keep down the clown”.
No.973493
i think the zune should have won over the ipod
thats my theory
No.973494
>>973487
Not only that but he was in his car!
What kind of fool tries to be a black man with a gun in his own car?
How are the cops supposed to know if it's stolen or not?
No.973495
real life AU where smartphones ended up shaped like the N-Gage
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No.973497
my head hurts but i don't know if im allowed to take advil on top of the allegra and mucinex i already took
No.973498
>>973491
that's why im so glad i'm mostly white passing
No.973499
No.973500
What kind of likelihood modifier would I get for tanning up a bit?
No.973501
>>973500
For getting babes
No.973502
>>973500
you get a +3 charm for every 4 hours you spend tanning
source: shitty newgrounds dating sims
No.973503
*intense flashback to reading the comments on a newgrounds naruto hentai flash quiz for all the answers and/or the password to unlock the gallery*
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No.973508
honestly the killers are amazing live
No.973509
enough! about! the killers!
No.973511
No.973512
they're my hometown boys!!!!
No.973514
wait did the nekopara bundle only last like a day
i kind of wanted to get it for Joke
No.973517
No.973518
hey rhonas got to talk
he died immediately afterwards though, but at least he sort of undid the mind control, that's more than bontu's black ass did
No.973519
oh fuggy i just beat .hack//infection in a single sitting after getting my ps2 out for nostalgia
i didn't even mean to, i just got really into it and then holy fuck im fighting the boss already
No.973520
>>973519
i don't think you answered, what type diabetes do you have
No.973521
>>973520
2
are you the type 1 who posts here
i forget did you ever have a name or have you been anon forevskis
also
>canadian special forces sniper sets new world record for a killshot in iraq
>3,450 meters
>thats the distance from Rockefeller center to Washington Square Park
No.973522
For those of you with significant others:
How hard would it be for you to convince your partner to scream your online username during sex?
My theory: The easier it is for them to want to do this, the closer and deeper relationship you two have
No.973523
>>973521
ha ha, fatty
also no it's just me, ben
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No.973526
i can't handle your nebagivity :*((((((
No.973527
>>973525
hey your diabetes is completely your own fault you fat fatty fat fat
No.973528
>>973525
put a sock in it tubby
No.973529
a girl doesnt love you unless she screams your tripcode when she cums
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No.973531
you have a life-altering disease because you're so fat
No.973533
>>973522
would be pretty weird to have someone screaming anonymous during sex
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No.973536
apparently Billy Joel had a heavy metal band called Attila
No.973537
a band called Attila and the Huns
No.973539
>>973536
if you think thats funny, check out Pat Boone's "In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy"
Pat Boone thought he'd win over those confounded youngsters by playing hard rock/metal songs in an easy listening lounge style
its widely regarded as one of the worst "metal" albums of all time
right up there with King Diamond's "No Presents for Christmas"
No.973540
>do you believe in god
>no
>not trying to harrass you but why
>i just dont
>well where do you think we come from/what happens when you die
why do these people do this just leave me alone oh my god
No.973541
>>973540
how'd it come up and who is the person
are we talking awkward relative conversation
or like ding dong door to door missionary
No.973542
>>973539
They said Attila was the worst album ever, but it just sounds like a generic version of Led Zeppelin. Not bad, but it's not that good...
No.973543
I'm curious as to how much info about Smoker Girl you guys actually know.
No.973544
>>973540
>oh my god
but you don't believe in god :^]
No.973545
give me a name for my chocobo
No.973546
i missed out on neutral ending in smt4 because i didn't get some people eggs i think
No.973547
I'm naming it Joey unless one of you comes up with something better
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No.973549
TC: PiSs fOr mE BaBe *StRoKeS HeR PuSsY*
No.973551
>practicing-deepthroat!tentacleTherapist [TT] joined chat.
man some of these are really specific
No.973552
*StRoKeS Da BuSsY*
hoink hoikk
ids me
gambz da cloun
No.973553
No.973555
A fire dies the day it expires
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>>973446
based spazzy nippon man
No.973558
a new hunter x hunter chapter out
a new age
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No.973561
i ran out of my favorite jam.........................
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No.973563
hunter x hunter has too much shit going on for a manga that stops for years at a time
No.973564
>elementary kid dabbing on national television
gr8
No.973565
when will i get over the hate for myself and realize that i have a future that can be happy if i just decide to love myself for once
No.973566
I was talking to a coworker and he said that grape jelly was better than strawberry in every situation
I almost punched him in his stupid mouth
No.973567
>>973563
It's one of those manga where you have to go back and read the last few chapters every time a new chapter is released
Sometimes I feel that way about jojolion too
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No.973572
>people that think its cool teenage boys are fucking their teachers
straight people are animals
No.973573
>people think it's cool that gay "men" are giving each other deadly diseases
faggots are animals
No.973574
Teachers banging their students isn't even that bad
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>>973574
>>973575
these go hand in hand
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No.973579
>me when im asleep "zzzzz"
No.973580
why is fucking your teacher wrong again?
No.973581
it aint real
just dont choose to fuck your teacher and you wont
it's a viddy game
No.973583
>>973582
browsing the DSP thread on /v/?
No.973584
>>973572
i'm gay and I'm currently fucking the teacher
kawakami is cute
No.973585
I'm not a cakefag but the cakes in p5 are the best
No.973586
there's nothing wrong with fantasizing about the hot teacher
No.973587
>fucking the teacher is bad
>wanting to fuck the 15 year old isnt
damn, bro.
No.973588
>>973587
futaba is the best non-cake
besides joker is 16/17 them dating is completely normal
No.973589
what new weeb thing should I become obsessed with and flood hsg with until I get bored of it three weeks later?
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>>973590
solid idea but quick question first
is there origami you can fuck?
No.973592
>>973591
if you try hard enough
No.973593
>>973591
probably but you have to be gentle with them
No.973594
>>973591
sure if you don't mind paper cuts on your dick
No.973595
>>973591
get back to us when you learn how to make a paper onahole
No.973597
I will craft my ideal woman with paper
If I pray hard enough to the gods they will make her real
No.973599
me, all of june: fuck i want sweets so bad, but i'm going to wait until my cheat day
me today: i feel no enthusiasm about any of this, i don't want any sugar, all of these treats are ashes in my mouth
No.973600
hot tip: if you make every day a cheat day you can eat whatever you want
No.973601
this will of course result in you being a fat fuck, but i eat well enough and i'm a fat fuck anyway so go nuts and stuff whatever the fuck you want into your foodchute i guess
No.973602
diets fucking suck but you should keep at it anyway because being thin feels so good
plus you can judge all the other fatties for not having your willpower
source: lost 80 pounds
No.973604
one hour and forty minutes
No.973605
eat a lot of bad stuff and die an early death
No.973606
>>973605
sounds like a plan
No.973608
ANGELO
OH THAT'S TEARING MY HEART OUT
I LOVE THAT JUST KEEP THAT GOING
No.973610
>>973609
i only recognise, like, half of these people
No.973611
>>973609
who are these people
No.973612
>>973609
paper is a cinnamon roll uwu
No.973613
>>973609
>Hussie
>a fan of homestuck
No.973614
not to mention
>hussie
>popular
No.973615
is octopimp still doing something homestuck-related?
No.973616
>>973610
>>973611
the fuck is wrong with y'all
No.973617
>>973609
>homestuck
>fans
>2017
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No.973619
dante isnt even a fan, its just the most relevant hes been in years
No.973620
>>973616
how much interaction do you think i still have with the shambling corpse of the homestuck fndom
because the actual answer is 'fucking nothing'
No.973621
>work on the game
>actor that uses hoemstuck to stay relevant
>literally who
>literally who 2
>karezi that works for SU (?)
>greedy voice actor
>literally who 3
>YAOIS!!
>nuhuss
No.973622
>>973621
>karezi that works for SU (?)
i think she lost that job within months along with some other artist who also has no idea what kind of opportunity they threw away
>greedy voice actor
whatd he do that was greedy, i know he stopped doing homestuck videos and only made it official years later to string along his subscribers, but was there something else
No.973624
Dante Basco is a "fan" of homestuck in the same vein that a patient is a "fan" of chemotherapy
No.973625
i wouldn't call dante basco a Z-lister, because that implies he'd make it onto a list
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No.973628
i wonder what hussie's life is like these days
i like to imagine he's working a basic retail job just to pay the bills, going home at the end of the day to some shitty little apartment
i want him to remember the time when people genuinely admired and adored him, and know he threw all that away
it is possible that this is not a terribly healthy attitude, actually
No.973629
i bet hussie is doing fine
hiveswap will be fun and i will enjoy playing it
No.973632
>>973629
who keeps saying this trash
No.973633
No.973634
there is no war in ba sing se
hiveswap will be fun and i will enjoy playing it
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No.973638
>the kickstarter doesnt even have the interviews being posted to it
imagine being a backer
No.973639
>there are people here right now that spent $600+ on hiveswap
No.973640
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
how does the last revision end up being the worst one
No.973642
spending 600 dollars on the kickstarter is bad, but theres people that spent 500 on namco high and that might actually be worse
No.973643
>>973642
thats different shades of the same awful
also, back in the days when Andrew actually talked about things, did he ever specify the total length of hiveswap
i know we're on the multi-episodic-vaporware gimmick now, but i honestly am going to say that if episode one ever comes out, its only going to be like 3.5hrs long or something like that
No.973644
>no discounts on Steam's front page
what the h*ck
No.973645
>>973643
im betting its gonna average 2 hours
and even if he did ever specify the length of each episode why would anyone trust him at this point
No.973646
>>973645
i just had a feeling that even his own estimated length would have been a relative lowball
>A WHOLE 4 HOURS AND 13 MINUTES OF CONTENT
No.973647
>the game forces you to wait until you've played 4 hours and 13 minutes before the episode is over
bravo kojima
No.973648
I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING STICKERS
No.973649
>the game uninstall itself if you're a straight white male
TECHNOLOGY!
No.973650
>>973649
god i fucking wish
No.973652
No.973653
someone's had a busy morning
No.973654
>>973653
>russia didn't do nuffin
>but if they DID it was obamas fault
smooth
No.973655
>>973654
the midmorning texts of an innocent man
No.973656
i mean, now he's saying he never made any recordings, which clears that whole mess up
so, it's his word against comey's, and the world definitely trusts comey more
but why does he keep putting "tapes" in scare quotes
No.973657
>>973656
it sounds less real if you put it in quotes, "wonk"
No.973658
>“We’re thinking of something that’s unique, we’re talking about the southern border. Lots of sun, lots of heat,” Trump said at a campaign rally in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. “We’re thinking about building the wall as a solar wall, so it creates energy, and pays for itself. And this way Mexico will have to pay much less money, and that’s good. Is that good?”
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>>973657
so his "empty threats" were "lies"
No.973661
>>973659
“Think about it, the higher it goes, the more valuable it is. Pretty good imagination, right, good?” Trump said in Iowa. “My idea.”
No.973662
Killing Floor is free at the Humble Store
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No.973671
>the new york senate has been blocking a vote on the Child Victim's Act since 2007
>the act would extend the statute of limitations on reporting abuse and molestation from 23 to 28 in criminal cases and to 50 in civil cases
>"The bills also include a one-year window to revive old cases and treats public and private institutions the same. Currently, those abused in a public setting like a school have just 90 days from the incident occurring to formally file an intent to sue."
>the bill is opposed by the catholic church and the boy scouts, who say they would be bankrupted if the bill passes
incredible
No.973672
why would you voluntarily be a part of a panel at minecon whats up w that
No.973673
detitaded wam on deh survohr
No.973674
these people belong in hell
No.973675
should i buy the Dishonored's DLCs?
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No.973677
>GG: (btw i was raped as a kid :( ))
ummm
>GG: (you can send them to me but i might not))
>GG: ((why i dont want to send them is im only 12)
ummmm
reading random chatlogs is getting exponentially less fun
No.973678
>>973677
after a certain point you're basically just reading evidence
No.973679
>jon oliver is being sued for defamation and shortening a man's lifespan
No.973680
>>973678
i only wanted funny out of context roleplay, or at least something hot like the one i found of a student counselor who talked OOC constantly about how much she wanted certain students to run a train on her at the university she works at
instead i get shit like >>973677
No.973681
>>973609
Octopimp still exists?
For that matter, tang still exists?
who the fuck are mcsiggy, kyleehenke, and emptyfeet
i vaguely recognize the name "paperseverywhere" but i think it's just because i see their name sometimes
No.973682
>>973622
>whatd he do that was greedy, i know he stopped doing homestuck videos and only made it official years later to string along his subscribers, but was there something else
did you miss the literal actual no-joke scam that was his kickstarter?
He took in ~$19k and said he was gonna make t-shirts and then sent out literally nothing and then didn't respond to anyone's complaints
No.973683
>>973681
google exists dipshit
No.973684
>>973683
you're the dipshit who's still active in the homestuck fanbase in mid 2017
No.973685
>>973681
i think octopimp is in with a lot of e-celebs
tang is a fucking mess last i saw
>>973682
oh shit yeah he had a scam kickstarter too
i probably forgot about because so many kickstarters are way worse than that, though on that note remember when crablouse took like 2 grand to make a meet n fuck game
No.973686
>two hour and a half later
>steam STILL doesnt work
bitchhhhhh
No.973687
>>973684
"active"
i have a tumblr, i hear about them through the grapevine
No.973688
someone gift me dream daddy
No.973689
>>973623
i do remember this though
while it was very nice, did they ever do anything relevant outside of that one animation 4.5 years ago?
No.973690
>>973685
>i probably forgot about because so many kickstarters are way worse than that
most kickstarters actually try and just comically fail
i'd be entirely unsurprised if he didn't plan to steal almost 20 grand from the start
No.973691
>>973690
>most kickstarters actually try and just comically fail
could've fooled me
#remembercloudfactory
No.973692
http://www.strawpoll.me/13259224
Important poll please participate
No.973693
>>973692
how does this poll work with regard to episodes
like say if im sure only one episode will come out
No.973694
>>973693
"Never comes out but not cancelled"
No.973695
>>973685
well only an idiot would donate to crablouse anyway
No.973696
>>973695
you could say the same thing about octopimp
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No.973698
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
why does this man blink so fucking much
No.973699
hussie is trying to give us the feeling of an eternal gigapause by never releasing the epilogue/hiveswap but never cancelling them either
No.973701
why is printer ink so expensive
No.973703
going from playing a persona game to an smt game is like going from getting fucked by an asian to a horse
No.973704
>>973703
is there any significant gameplay differences besides the friendship bits
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No.973708
>>973707
shin megami tensei, the series that persona is a spinoff of
No.973710
>>973708
sounds like a bunch of bull shit to me
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>>973706
lowkey want walter to raw me btw
No.973714
my cat's standing in front of the screen
i don't know what he wants
No.973715
>>973714
to get in your way
No.973716
>>973715
the screen's giant
No.973717
suplex your cat directly into your dishwasher
No.973718
>>973717
i don't think our dishwasher is currently working
No.973719
brad's wife should be on the podcast
No.973720
>Haru carries around 66 pound bags of fertilizer
damn
No.973721
>haru will never pin you down and rape you
No.973722
>>973692
hiveswap will be fun and i will enjoy playing it
No.973723
There is no such thing as a good SMT game.
No.973724
>>973722
screencapped for the future
No.973725
>>973724
screencap all the other times i said it too
make a collage surrounding my inevitable all-caps madpost cursing hussie's life and begging for his death
that'll be good for jokes
No.973726
>>973709
>he still doesn't have ftl
No.973727
>>973674
i can think the catholic church could stand to be on the other side of a rape for once
No.973728
>>973727
>a rape
just the one?
No.973731
>>973730
>Just checked out his other "work". Yes,....he may have issues. lol
No.973732
>>973730
they didn't know...
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No.973734
>Ultra Street Fighter IV will never go on sale because Capcom wants you to buy V
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
No.973735
where is Homosexual George
No.973736
faggot cat piloting a roomba
No.973737
>>973736
a C U T E faggot cat
No.973738
>>973730
it got deleted, what was it
No.973739
>>973736
Who is this fluid druid?
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>>973743
who's your twitter avatar
No.973747
>>973745
it's caliborn
I actually forgot I was logged in I don't even use it
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>>973748
>this happened in january
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No.973752
i hate the goldwater
i hate myself for falling for clickbait
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>>973753
i really should know by now
it's probably russian fake news, like cnn and fox
No.973756
>rand paul thinks the ahca needs to go farther and cut more
why do people vote for scum like this
No.973757
>>973756
What's the point of keeping half of it
Just scrap it all
No.973758
No.973759
>Spokespeople for Bill Cosby and his wife, Camille, appeared on “Good Day Alabama” on Wednesday and said they will be holding an upcoming series of town halls to educate the public on sexual assault.
sounds good
>"This issue can affect any young person, especially young athletes of today. And they need to know what they’re facing when they’re hanging out and partying, when they’re doing certain things that they shouldn’t be doing — and it also affects married men.”
uh
>“Laws are changing. The statute of limitations for victims of sexual assault are being extended,” she said. “So, this is why people need to be educated on a brush against the shoulder, you know anything at this point can be considered sexual assault and it’s a good thing to be educated about the laws.”
uhhhhhhhh
what exactly are they going to be "educating" young male athletes about these laws
how to circumvent them?
is this the "how i got away with it" tour?
No.973760
>>973757
medicaid
just, scrap all of medicaid
No.973761
No.973762
>>973760
All the old white trash needs it though so trump won't touch it
No.973763
>>973762
but you think it's a good idea to do
No.973764
>>973763
Yeah I want all entitlements like social security and Medicare scrapped I hate taxes
No.973765
>>973764
so you don't want a government at all
No.973766
i don't want a government, i want the bomb
No.973767
No.973768
>>973765
Ideally but getting rid of giving my money to others is a start
>>973766
Epic
No.973769
>>973768
oh right everything you do and think is based on self-centered egotism
No.973770
>>973769
Yeah fuck saving up for your own future expenses
No.973771
I thought he was into fascism
No.973772
>>973770
don't be an idiot
No.973773
>>973771
>any sort of collectivism
No.973774
>>973772
Why would I be dumb for making contingency plans for the future
No.973775
True egotists such as myself like taxes because we are welfare neets and it goes to us.
No.973776
>>973774
no, i mean, don't be an idiot and make that stupid fake argument
as though i was saying saving up for the future is bad, which i wasn't
No.973777
>>973775
free riders are a problem that can be solved with bullets
No.973778
>drinking cheap wine from the bottle by myself
uh oh!
No.973780
>>973778
You turned into a 46 year old single aunt
Sad!
No.973781
>>973777
>free riders are a problem
To who?
People too stupid to be free riders?
You're not going to do shit, wagecucks are simply too stupid to rise up to their neet masters.
No.973782
>>973781
this routine is not and never has been funny
No.973784
>>973778
you okay sponge
i used to get those mini wines from the gas station, it felt better than drinking from a whole bottle
No.973785
>>973782
no shit it's designed to piss off wageslaves
No.973786
>>973785
it doesn't piss anyone off, it's just stupid
No.973788
>>973786
no I'm pretty sure it pisses people off
No.973789
>>973786
you sound buttdevastated
No.973790
Sarah Huckabee Sanders literally admitted that Trump's tweet about tapes was simply to raise doubts about Comey's credibility
No.973791
>>973788
i'm sure it pisses idiots off
No.973792
do you think this artist likes feet
No.973793
No.973794
>>973792
probably
drawn feet can be pretty good sometimes
No.973795
>>973780
aaah!
>>973784
i'm good i think i'm just bored
No.973796
>>973795
yeah thatll do it
No.973798
any more suggestions for what to search for in the rp logs
ideally ones that don't result with a 12 year recounting how she was raped
No.973799
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>>973799
vore might be one of those words that show up within other words
i might try it anyway but i have a feeling itll give me a lot of roleplayers pretending to be herbivores or some shit
No.973803
>>973802
sounds epic to me
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No.973805
what should I get from the steam sale? Do they add more games each day?
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No.973807
okay so vore was a bust, turns out people really like the words favored and flavored
ill try again with a space in front of it
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No.973809
>TC: ((I'M NoT SaYiNg iT WaS SeXuAl o wAs jUsT SaYiNg hE AtE A LiTtLe pErSoN ))
>TC: I*
>CG: ||THEN ITS NOT VORE
No.973810
>PERIDOT: Well maybe it's not especially vore it's more uh along the lines of cannibalism, I suppose?? Ehh... eheheh... yeah, there isn't much difference between vore and cannibalism. But, if I were to classify myself as a furry or as a killer who ate people? It would be the killer who ate people. Though I do enjoy SFW arts of all kinds (including furry because god damn some fursonas are so cute omg) I find I fetishize very gorey, bloody things. Not smooth things like vore most often is, y'know? Bleh. I do have this one picture of Peridot farting if that counts as nsfw art
No.973812
MEENAH: ((aranea do you like vore???))
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ARANEA: ((Only urethra and anal vore.))
No.973814
i can't believe i didn't notice my neighbor has a tv in his garage until just now
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No.973816
>>973814
are you going to steal it
No.973817
>when your faggot friend's gf has a monkey screech cackle laugh and she thinks everything is funny
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.973818
>>973817
why don't you ditch your faggot friend
doesn't sound like you care much about him
No.973819
>>973816
no, but i want to watch it
i wanted to get a look at what he was watching in his garage but i didn't want him to catch me peaking
No.973820
>>973818
Eh
I like him but not his gf
No.973821
>>973820
ah...the curse of the roastie
No.973822
>urethral vore
that's not vore...
No.973823
>>973822
tell that to modeseven
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No.973825
>>973824
real talk tho cock vore is just sounding for degenerates that have hit rock bottom
No.973826
>ahegao
>bbw
>bdsm
>futanari
>impregnation
>mind break
>ryona
>vomit
nice
>lolicon
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.973827
>>973823
>>973825
it's not vore! it's extreme sounding!
No.973828
the art looked really nice too
that's fucking gay
No.973829
>>973827
that name almost makes it sound cool
No.973830
>>973826
>ryona
>futa
>nice
ehhhh
No.973831
>>973830
how are either of those bad
No.973832
>>973826
>ryona
uhhhhhhhh I thought the guro thing was non-sexual?????
No.973833
>>973831
i don't jerk off to those like you do
also futa is a really problematic term y'know
No.973834
>>973832
ryona isn't gore you fucking ninny
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>>973835
are you actually retarded?
honest question
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No.973838
this would be top tier if he hadn't shoehorned sachiko into it and ruined it with loli
No.973839
okay no he's right there's a huge difference
he jerks off when women are getting beat, but not when they're dying
well, not yet, anyway
No.973840
>>973839
I jerk off when men get beat too
did you miss all that gyaku ryona I posted
No.973841
>>973840
you're right, i'm sorry
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No.973843
(he didn't dispute the "not yet" comment just go ahead and keep that in mind)
No.973844
>Elite:Dangerous updated
>they added hostile aliens
SWEET
No.973845
>>973843
it's like the nra not commenting on philando castile
you're a fucking vulture and you'll not be satisfied no matter how I respond
No.973846
>>973845
(or im fucking with you, dumb nerd)
No.973847
dumb nerd gets defensive after being OWNED
sad!
#MHSGGA
No.973851
>>973702
this extension of the exert mechanic is looking nice
>>973797
black people get preferential treatment in a wide number of areas, and free reign to accuse any and every white of being a racist
No.973852
>>973851
>black people get preferential treatment in a wide number of areas, and free reign to accuse any and every white of being a racist
and you think that's "institutional racism against white people" ?
No.973853
wait it's rev
who gives a shit what he thinks
No.973854
being called racist is the same thing as being shot to death
No.973855
but white people get shot too :)
No.973857
>>973855
not enough
i mean, uhhh, not as many
No.973858
>>973856
why does australia hate vegeta so much
No.973859
Black people also are naturally more resistant to pain.
No.973860
this girl is down for most things
No.973861
>>973860
cute, too
uhhhh don't make her do anything weird
No.973862
>>973860
Eat her ass, do it sponge.
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>>973863
stop making me jealous aaaahhhhhhhhHH!!!!!!
No.973866
>>973863
Good. Falling for the dank jew.
No.973867
i wanna hit a 2-liter gravity bong
those were always fun
No.973868
>>973857
this is why people will always be racist
its not our fault, its yours
No.973869
>>973867
That can be right now. Come on over.
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No.973872
I kind of want a 3DS
what good games are on it
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>>973864
i would hope so
>>973862
>>973861
i'll eat her ass
No.973876
>>973874
make sure to post some more ass eatin selfies, sponge
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No.973878
>>973872
pokémon and zelda
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>>973872
2 mario and luigi games
some monster hunters if thats your style
smt4, ports of devil survivor 1+2 with an extra day each
pokemon and pokemon mystery dungeons if youre into those
2 professor layton games if that series is your bag, baby
link between worlds
some fire emblem games if u enjoy garbage
a few super marios
luigis mansion 2
some kirbys
the new metroid 2 remake coming out soon
dragon quest 7 and 8
some phoenix wrights
lots of people say kid icarus is good but i havent played it
enhanced ports of the 2 n64 zeldos
a crappy mgs3 port
one of the umihara kawase games
No.973881
i feel like im missing some stuff i really liked but i dont know
ultimate nes remix?
No.973882
truly the thickest president
No.973884
l4d louis death screams.wav
No.973885
>>973882
are u daft
did you forget about taft
No.973886
>>973880
oh fuck, that's right, Link Between Worlds
guess I'll be getting a 3DS as soon as I can, that and Metroid 2 are gonna be nice
No.973887
persona q was good but idk if youve played p3/p4
No.973888
>>973887
isnt persona q literal shit tho
No.973889
>>973886
you seem like a big guy so i might recommend an XL instead of a normal sized one because normal sized one kind of was uncomfortable for me
and i think all 3dses at the moment can install custom firmware
No.973890
>>973885
taft wasnt truly thicc he was lardy
No.973891
>>973888
i mean
the writing was
every character was as one dimensional as possible
No.973892
>>973888
i heard it's super pander-y and flanderized but it's mostly just for being pander-y crossover stuff
it does seem cute though
No.973893
pq also let you make bro only teams like shinji yosuke kanji and akihiko
fuck balance i got my boys and we are back in this town cracking shadows open like cold ones
No.973894
>>973893
grant what's your favorite shadow
No.973895
>>973894
idk
i dont remember them well
they're mostly just generic enemy designs
No.973896
>>973895
aren't they usually famous mythos characters?
or at least, a lot of them are
No.973897
theres like
the blob shadows and the goldmen who run and the stacks of heads? and the swords held by rock arms
>>973896
not in persona 3/4
ur thinking of the personas which are just the smt demons which are mythological/legendary for the most part
No.973898
>>973897
I know mothman is in both 3 and 4.
No.973899
>>973889
I was looking earlier, it seems like 11.4 something is the latest firmware, but the uh, https://3ds.guide/installing-boot9strap-%28ntrboothax%29
it says it's not out yet, but will need a second 3DS, or that fucking Action Replay bullshit
can I not just use my DSi flashcard (which explicitly says 3DS compatible) to run games?
No.973900
>>973899
im pretty sure by "3ds compatible" it means it can play ds games on 3ds
it's probably not that hard to find an 11.3 3ds, and if youre planning on getting the 3ds second hand you might be able to buy one already hacked up
No.973901
okay so, try to get one pre-hacked
I remember something about the VC pokemon games being able to trade up to the newer games? how's that work?
No.973902
I feel like death and breathing is kind of hard
No.973903
also which 3DS pokemon game allows you to do that
No.973904
>>973901
well, cfw is only really necessary if you want to pirate or play homebrew/emulators/etc. im a staunch pirate because i wouldn't be able to play any games otherwise so thats where my position comes from
pokemon red/blue and the upcoming gold/silver releases let you trade pokemon up to sun/moon with the pokemon bank software but that requires a subscription fee because its stupid
No.973905
i only played persona 3 but one thing i really liked was how they changed their clothes in summertime
No.973906
>>973904
> upcoming gold/silver releases
according to this torrent, they're OUT
No.973907
>>973906
someone fucked with the red/blue releases to stick other games in it
the multiplayer functions work but im not sure if pokebank works
No.973908
what's the differences between sun/moon? is it just the same "you can catch this in sun, but not in moon" bullshit as usual?
No.973909
there's even multiplayer functional romhacks inserted
>>973908
yeah bud
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>>973908
yes
the legendaries aren't even relevant so there's not even that differentiation
No.973913
the smt4a protag looks like shit
No.973914
>>973913
wasn't adachi the killer?
No.973915
>>973914
no thats a different game
No.973916
>>973914
smt4 not persona 4
No.973917
>>973915
>>973916
oh right
I'm still not used to there being an actual SMT 4
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>>973826
>disgusting shit is better than cute shit
k
No.973920
>>973918
lunala and sogaleo do nothing story wise, whereas usually it's "Use [box legendary] to fuel my doomsday machine"
No.973921
>>973920
well they do something it's just not part of the bad guy's goal
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>>973908
there's also a reverse time thing in moon so when it's day in real life it'll be night in-game and vice versa
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No.973927
I haven't played any pokemon game since Red
No.973928
fags and pedos should be put to death
No.973930
that vriska cosplayer is fat
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No.973933
ehhhhhhhhh I think I'll just bide my time until that sighax thing is confirmed and released
No.973934
my chest is on fire and my head is all cloudy I'm barely lucid and my back is aching
I want to not be living
No.973935
I think that there might be something very seriously wrong with me physically
No.973936
>>973935
maybe time for a trip to the hospital pal
No.973937
watch as a possum bursts out of his chest
No.973938
tonight's episode of hsg: sako dies after expressing belief that "pedos and fags should be put to death"
No.973939
>>973934
panic attack maybe?
No.973941
>fatty has health problems
Wow!
No.973942
rev did you see razaketh's card
No.973943
>>973942
No, I hadn't
that's also really nice for a tutor effect
No.973945
No.973946
what thoughts does this facial expression convey
No.973948
>>973947
finding out you have diabetes
No.973949
*in french accent*
Le Clitoris
No.973950
https://smealum.github.io/ninjhax2/
so I could get cubicninja if they welch on releasing sighax, that's good to know
No.973952
>>973951
can you check how many people have gotten platinum trophy for Star Ocean 4?
No.973954
>>973952
Is it this one? 0.8%
No.973955
>>973953
>avenged sevenfold
No.973956
>>973954
fuck yes
now
does that system figure in the number of PS3 players, or only PS4 players
No.973957
>McDonald's in China is selling Chicken Nugget Popsicles
but
but why
No.973958
>>973956
it's apparently a PS3 only game.
The plat rate is total players, or however the "official" statistic is done, and the others below it are just the completion rates on that site.
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No.973960
>>973958
cool so it's the network-wide statistics that you're seeing
I have to buckle down, and add myself to the list of people who platinum that game
conservative estimates are telling me over 300 hours
No.973961
>>973957
the real question is, why aren't we
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No.973963
anyway, night for me
post some ass though, for when I get up
No.973964
>>973961
its gonna be weird once china becomes the global hegemon
i predict theres gonna be a lot of strange new trends in pop culture/entertainment/food/consumer culture
freeze dried shrimp and shredded fish flakes anyone?
No.973965
>>973964
that's japan you're thinking of
No.973966
>>973965
no, im thinking of the chinese, i assure you
i promise the concept of dried fish products does not solely belong to japan
No.973968
>>973967
she's too cute for you
No.973969
i'm kidding, sponge, you deserve the world
No.973970
>>973968
i'd disagree, she's just ugly enough for sponge
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No.973972
sponge where do you find these people
No.973973
she said she'd get dinner with me
No.973974
>>973972
a whole variety of places
tinder, omegle, other webzones
sometimes they're even from the real world!
woah!
No.973975
i sincerely wish everyone on hsg has a wonderful existence
also that sako gets a job
No.973976
>>973975
thanks tumut i hope you dont kill yourself or overdose and can enjoy drugs for years to come
No.973978
>>973975
lolling @ this epicpost
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>>973976
thanks man, i hope so too! 10 lbs down and i'm grumpy as a motherfuck
cut my life into tofu
these are my carrot sticks
suffocation
no breathing
holy shit i wish it was carbs that i was eating
No.973981
>>973980
this post is wholesome and cute
No.973982
come eat ritz crackers with me tumut
No.973983
>>973982
>smoking weed and eating plain ritz crackers
your mouth must be a moisture-less desert holy shit
No.973984
>>973983
i'm drinking gatorade
and i finished my pepsi/coffee/whiskey drink a few minutes ago
No.973985
>tfw no gf that squirts into your mouth
No.973987
>>973985
goddamnit sponge i'm usually immune to your feels posts
No.973988
this will be the year I find a girl to have summertime fun with
No.973989
oh buddy i'd kill for a lemon-lime gatorade right now
i had a ton of the g2 ones that only have 3g of sugar per bottle and are like 5 calories, gotta pick up some more of those
i only drink unsweetened iced tea, water, and skim milk, really
>>973986
an acquaintance/ past-coworker is a /cgl/ girl and was active in the homestuck cosplay community
holy shit was she catty and vindictive
/cgl/ is just roomful of girls who hate the shit out of one another lol
No.973990
i miss having girlfriends that shoved their armpits in my face
No.973991
>>973990
what about that gets you off?
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>>973971
we love you too boo boo
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>>973988
i should hit up the friend i always have sexual tension with
i wonder how their fiance is lol
No.973997
>>973991
the texture, the epic smell, and the domination aspect of it
dead ex had the best, most sumptuous armpits
No.973998
>>973989
so it's like the rest of 4chan but with women
No.974000
dont forget
you wwill alwways havve summer fun eri
No.974001
>>973998
yeah but the thing is all of them were textbook narcissists so it was all snubbing one another on /hscg/ and their personal tumblrs and then coming to the general as anon and being like
OH MY GOD
DID YOU SEE WHAT SO AND SO DID
HOW EMBARRASSING
it lacked much of the undertone of self-loathing that you'd expect on a chan
it was like watching some shitty real housewives of whatever the fuck in terms of cattiness, except they were all painted grey instead of being orange skinned trophy wives
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>>973999
came up with a comment
"we're a culture not a costume"
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i think it's funny the cgl homestuck people have almost always been completely separate from hsg
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>>974003
seperate pockets of homestuck form their own ecosystems and culture
it's fascinating
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>>974004
dont worry sako im sure one day you'll have a boyfriend or girlfriend to beat
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>>974006
they're right though
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>>974006
i'm uncut and never wash my dick and it never smells
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>>974005
such is the nature of the webzone!
No.974011
instead of throwing a jack daniels bottle at his old lady, he throws a empty box of Pocky
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there was brazilian hsg too
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>>974010
i love your enthusiasm for anthropology
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>>974008
>>974009
i was more concerned about anon's....impressive...knowledge of his family members' genitals
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>>974014
questions that need not be answered
what's important is that he's right
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>>974014
maybe they're european or something
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>>974006
Oof this one's a doozy
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i remember being young and being afraid of my mom's pussy
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>>974021
did you think it would unbirth you
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night night fug i wanna stay up late and shitpost
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last post for the night
>Florida Man Calls 911 Because He Needed A Ride To Hooters
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>dirkjohndave spitroast fic
>dave's dick is bigger than dirk's
the good shit
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squeenix really goes all out with their collector's editions
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>>974035
whats the deal with judges anyway
all i know i kinda gleaned from ffta
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me flirting: i'll eat your smeg
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>>974037
smeg machine broke
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i wish there was a cute way to tell a girl you want her meaty pussy
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>>974040
>>974040
lemme clean off a seat for you
*wipes face and specifically mouth with towel or napkin*
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lemme chomp on ya beef bitch
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shout out to the founding fathers for all these fat white women
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capri sun comes in huge ass pouches in europe and it's real good i wish america had it
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>>974045
but grant, we've got all these fat white women
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>>974046
fat people deserve death
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>>974047
are you telling me you don't love all these fat white women?
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the new twin peaks episodes are epic
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>>974048
it depends on how fat you mean, i guess
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cause some people call like, slightly over average weight fat
but then /r9k/ has like the 800 pound women when they make those "tfw no fat gf" threads
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fat people stink and are stupid ass holes
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the thought of ever bumping uglies with another person is repulsive
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the bottom of my 1qt water bottle is round because of ice and it wont stand up
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>12 items on your wishlist are on sale
oh nooo
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grant: oh boy i just love all these fat white american women
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>>974065
surrender your flesh
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a dumb fat slut, just the way i like them, fat, white, and american
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>>974067
fuck off im using it rn
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