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>>974078
all this tells me is that those guys are fucken flakes
▶ No.974080>>974081 >>974083 >>974114
how to find girl that likes lewd touhous
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>>974079
i mean, he campaigned on his ability to make deals that would keep jobs in america, but his deals aren't keeping jobs in america.
▶ No.974083
>>974080
girls aren't real
▶ No.974084
>have to do 4 shit ass photography quests before other quest i want to do
nah
▶ No.974086
I cleaned up my monitor
is there anything better than a nice clean monitor screen?
▶ No.974088>>974089
I really should get a mechanical keyboard so I can use these dumb gay pastel keycaps i got off of massdrop
▶ No.974089>>974090
>>974088
why did you buy keycaps for a keyboard you didn't have?
▶ No.974090
>>974089
Do I often make smart decisions XLR?
▶ No.974091
I figured, incorrectly, that in the months it'd take massdrop to ship the fucking things I'd have a keyboard to put them on
▶ No.974092>>974093
ngl if i was terrible with money id want to buy pastel keycaps too
▶ No.974095
what if trolls don't use steel?
▶ No.974096>>974098
exactly how many grubsauce/buckets jokes will be in hiveswap
▶ No.974097
someone take Miura's idolmaster games away from him
▶ No.974098>>974099 >>974100
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>>974098
[thunderous applause]
▶ No.974100>>974102
>>974098
(Whistling and cheering)
▶ No.974101
my head is killing me and blowing my nose is fuckin tiring because it makes my ears make weird noise and change pressure in it
▶ No.974103>>974105 >>974267
move over Bloodborne, there's a new kino videogame in town
▶ No.974104
>wind suddenly picks up
lets go boys
LETS FUCKIN GO
▶ No.974105
▶ No.974106
oh it's real
it's resident evil
that explains it
▶ No.974107
this movie is just a really long joke sfm
▶ No.974108
WE DID IT PATRICK
WE SAVED THE CITY!
▶ No.974109>>974111
▶ No.974110>>974113
boy
the american collectors edition is just the normal box and the cd soundtrack
boy
▶ No.974111>>974112
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>>974110
I usually don't care about CE but that GB Steelboox is fucking neato.
▶ No.974114>>974116
>>974080
find a girl who likes lewd things then introduce touhou
▶ No.974115
pornography is the biggest bluepill
▶ No.974116>>974117
>>974114
how to find lewd girl
▶ No.974117
>>974116
find a girl and introduce her to lewd things
▶ No.974118>>974119 >>974120
oh boy my two best friends are fighting
this totally won't drag me into a stupid conflict i want no part of
goddamit
▶ No.974119
>>974118
just get in between them and suck thier dicks that will stop them
▶ No.974120
>>974118
tale as old as time
if they come to you with that shit just tell em your bestest best pal wouldnt be so much of a total cunt as to try and pull you to their side for leverage
cuz lets be honest here u got no real obligation to set foot within 500m of their faget ass drama whatever it may be
▶ No.974121
yeah its annoying as hell, especially as friend A (the instigator) is a groomsman in friend B's wedding, and im the best man, and understandably friend B doesn't feel too happy with friend A right now
the wedding is in under two months and im just trying to ride this shit out
▶ No.974122>>974123 >>974124
>Stevie Wonder: Can't Say 'Black Lives Matter' When Blacks Are Killing Blacks
oh boy i am sure this will spawn much reasonable, well-thought out and researched conversation
▶ No.974123
>>974122
I've seen plenty of people calling him a coon already
▶ No.974124>>974125
>>974122
they're already saying that's why "black jesus didn't heal his eyes"
▶ No.974125
>>974124
ok i gotta admit that made me laugh pretty good
▶ No.974126>>974127
>you now have to have a twitter account to see someones replies page
sure thats gonna bolster use lmao
▶ No.974127
>>974126
use the wayback machine
▶ No.974128>>974136
stevie wonder doesnt even know what black people look like why does he care
▶ No.974130
how do you break stevie wonder's neck?
>raise the tempo
▶ No.974131>>974132
>>974129
this is a bad image
▶ No.974134>>974138
▶ No.974135
are you gonna watch Nene's anime, HSG?
▶ No.974136
>>974128
like the black white supremacist sketch
someone tell stevie he's black, does he know
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>>974138
really now. what is your goal with this.
▶ No.974140>>974241
is it true you can cuck the fag cat in persona 5
▶ No.974141
>>974138
this picture is a goddamn mess
it makes no sense
fuck off
▶ No.974142
i forgot i had the full color scans of dbz saiyan arc
▶ No.974143
>>974138
oh hey its the guy who keeps drawing rose getting reamed by horsecocks
i wonder who keeps commissioning those
▶ No.974147
>>974144
did you ever see zizek talking about fistfucking?
▶ No.974148
>you are to post 6 ads per day for 7 days and get paid $500 after
this seems really suspicious
▶ No.974149>>974150
any decent deals in the summer sale?
▶ No.974150
>>974149
yeah, the MGS HD collection on PSN for $10
▶ No.974152>>974153
>Low prices!
>As low as $5 for a board-specific ad, and $20 for a global ad.
this is not cheap at all
▶ No.974153
>>974152
maybe for a peasant
▶ No.974154>>974155 >>974159 >>974177
Out of all the posters in hsg history, I'm probably the nicest one
▶ No.974155
>>974154
No that's me
but I'm anonymous so I can't prove it
▶ No.974156
trying to navigate the town map in Pokemon B2 is a fucking nightmare the cursor auto-snaps to EVERY FUCKING LOCATION
▶ No.974157
also neat, this gameboy emulator is giving me 60FPS in metroid 2
▶ No.974158>>974163
link so hot
hot hot link
link so hot you fry an egg
▶ No.974159>>974177
>>974154
actual answer is gristmas-anon
▶ No.974160>>974161
i would have said p_p but he harassed me for a while a few years ago...
▶ No.974161>>974162
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>>974161
he was on my steam friends list and i had a non steam shortcut called secret game and i would launch it and he would post in the thread a lot about secret game
o_o
▶ No.974164>>974166
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>>974164
no it was probably an emulator
huniepop is a steam game already
▶ No.974168>>974170
▶ No.974169
uuuh dont badmouth my bf :/
▶ No.974171>>974174
>Men Legally Allowed to Finish Sex Even If Woman Revokes Consent, NC Law States
also lol
▶ No.974172
▶ No.974173
homo sex is also a sin
but 2 women going at it isnt sex so thats halal
▶ No.974174
>>974171
>Men Legally Allowed to Revoke Alimony If Woman Remarries
▶ No.974175>>974176 >>974178
I'm pretty nice and friendly, and everyone likes me
▶ No.974177
>>974154
this >>974159
he even bought me a gristmas gift when i got grinched
▶ No.974178>>974182
>>974175
not cigarette girl
▶ No.974179
i bet umbridge still hasn't sent the gift
▶ No.974180
i jerk off in as soon as i wake up and my stomach feels weird but i do it every morning anyway
▶ No.974181>>974182
People enjoy hanging out with me
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>>974185
your posts are consistently unnecessary
▶ No.974188>>974189
shit yeah direct deposit hit
now to blow it all on steam games i'll never play, just like i've done with my first summer paycheck for the last 5 years
▶ No.974189
>>974188
or you could donate to me
▶ No.974190
The wagecuck meme but Adam Smith is Pepe and Karl Marx is Wojak
▶ No.974191
▶ No.974193>>974195
donate to the worst podcast in the universe patreon
▶ No.974194
elite dangeorus is so fun
▶ No.974195>>974201
>>974193
what's in it for me
▶ No.974196>>974197 >>974205 >>974212
what fetish do i search for in the msparp files
▶ No.974197>>974199
▶ No.974198>>974206
i'm a fucking space trucker
i love this
i need to buy a passenger ship though, that'll be fun
▶ No.974199
>>974197
thats just going to return a bunch of uses of the actual word
i'll try urethra instead
▶ No.974200>>974203
>>974184
Adventure Zone is trash
▶ No.974201
>>974195
ask wes he set it up
▶ No.974203
>>974200
that's not all they do tho
▶ No.974204
>meter long nipples! terminallyCapricious's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.
ARANEA: *Squats, putting asshole against dong urethra. Shits down dick.*
▶ No.974205>>974217
>>974196
possession
then send them to me
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▶ No.974207
black people dont read comic books
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▶ No.974211
[O]ectoBiologist(Jay) [JOHN] kicked Pony figurine stuck in urethra!timaeusTestified [DIRK] from the chat.
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▶ No.974213>>974214
>GA: ((How Big Are Your Cocks, And Are You Guys Okay With Urethra Fucking))
>GA: ((Vriska Will Mind Control Aradia Into Impaling Her, And Then I Will Fuck Aradias Cock Through Vriska))
>GA: ((Its Like Turducken))
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>>974208
what is this from
▶ No.974216
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>>974205
ill try possessed! and see what i get
▶ No.974218
reminder that there is a famous blind guy named danny teresi
▶ No.974219
i should just start shooting everyo
▶ No.974220>>974222 >>974223 >>974228 >>974238
how do you pronounce legislacerator
lash as in lacerate
or lace as in legislate?
▶ No.974222>>974238
>>974220
ledge is lacerate or
▶ No.974223>>974238
▶ No.974224>>974237
>>974208
i'm sorry, a qt lizard girl wasn't enough to keep me playing ever oasis past the demo
▶ No.974225
>Autistic!Schizophrenic!Mituna
so just mituna
▶ No.974227
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>974221
also the dude's actual performance
▶ No.974228>>974231 >>974238
>>974220
wait am i reading this right?
are you saying that lacerate is pronounced lash-erate?
▶ No.974229>>974230
why are metal king slimes such bitches
▶ No.974230>>974232
>>974229
you have to hit hard, you have to hit FIRST
YOU HAVE TO HIT BEFORE THEY RUN
▶ No.974231>>974238
cuttlefishCuller [CC] is now Possessed!BellyDancing!cuttlefishCuller [(P!B.D!)CC]
you'd think the log this is from would be pornographic but no
>>974228
yeah i misread that at first, it should be said like lass
▶ No.974232>>974233
>>974230
They run before I even get a chance to attack
▶ No.974233
>>974232
grind for speed buffs, whatever it takes man
▶ No.974234
>bought 10 crates of illicit fancy liquor
>traveling 100 light years to sell it
god i hope i make money from this
▶ No.974235
I want some illegal space booze
▶ No.974236
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
this is literally the only youtube channel I have notifications for and I missed this fucking video
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>>974129
decent, though pokefucking isn't cool
>>974132
bad, don't jack off to braixen
>>974138
super bad
▶ No.974241
>>974140
He never shuts up about being in love with Ann (probably just because her getup is a cat suit) and Ann is one of the people you can date.
So, kind of.
Ann is by far the worst girl though, and morgana is the worst character overall. They're perfect for each other.
▶ No.974242
>>974239
not even if i had complete control over the us mint and none to my own account
▶ No.974243>>974246 >>974249
>they downgraded Allison
NAMCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
▶ No.974244>>974247
>>974238
you need to add another "er" to the end in "legislacerator" isntead of just "legislacerate"
▶ No.974245
>the system is High Security
>i don't get scanned
>i sell my crates of liquor for 100k credits profit
nice
▶ No.974246>>974248
>>974243
i didn't really care much about her but that's still relatively disappointing
what's with the jitteryness, is it someone just controlling it i guess
▶ No.974247
▶ No.974248
>>974246
probably because the jettering is better than clipping through your waifu's head
▶ No.974249>>974251 >>974252
>>974243
what am i looking at
▶ No.974250>>974263
>passenger mission setup that yields 6-8 million credits every 10-20 minutes
>the starting point is 31 jumps away
ehhhhh
▶ No.974251
>>974249
the WAIFU AGE game got downgraded graphically
▶ No.974253
A RIVER IN A DRY LAND
THE LAST ACE IN A LOST LAND
▶ No.974254
I don't know why I started seeing the board ads but at least they're usually pretty nice.
▶ No.974255>>974258
maybe it's just me but these both seem incredibly powerful
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▶ No.974259
https://msparp.com/hiveswap
i can't be bothered making an account but i wonder what state that chatroom is in
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>>974250
>bought a better ship for nothing but jumping
>21 jumps
guess that's what im doing for the next hour
▶ No.974265
>>974264
so that's what those mobster ghouls in FO4 were wearing all those years
▶ No.974267
>>974103
This movie looks fucking great honestly.
▶ No.974268
▶ No.974269
we can save stuff in unix code again so that's neat I guess
but it looks like if you try to save an original filename that's too long it gets chopped
▶ No.974270>>974271 >>974274
name my luxury passenger ship
it's an "orca" class
▶ No.974271
▶ No.974274>>974276
>>974270
your mom's an orca class
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▶ No.974277
the card art in this game is nice
▶ No.974278
i'm trying to think of good scifi series with good ship names
▶ No.974281
come back here you little shit
▶ No.974282
Beyond the Sunset
duh
ulysses is the best poem ever
i first thought "the happy isles" but then remembered that "to touch the happy isles" meant "go to heaven"
and that doesn't really inspire confidence if your cruise ship is named "let's all go to heaven"
▶ No.974283
>>974280
it still amazes me when new homestuck content is made
▶ No.974284
>>974280
>people shipped this
>people still ship this
▶ No.974285
i cannot think of the poem "ulysses" without thinking of homestuck
which i should think of as a bad thing but it's really not
i fucking love space travel
▶ No.974286>>974288
imagine living in a world where you can't hate someone without people suggesting you want to fuck them
▶ No.974288
>>974286
literally HSG when you insult passive-aggressive namefaggots
▶ No.974289>>974291
>>974280
everything about this is wrong
▶ No.974291
>>974289
yeah it makes so little sense but hey
memes
▶ No.974295>>974298
I keep seeing people getting triggered by ellipsis these days
▶ No.974296
>go 530 light years out of my way to do passenger missions
>the station i go to no longer has the easily exploitable missions
>i already sold my ship and bought the cruise ship
welp
time to make 26 jumps back to where i started lol
▶ No.974297>>974299
>>974272
what game is this it looks cool
it reminds me of subnautica, there's a lot to do in the game but i kind of wish there's more
at least they're still adding shit at a relatively decent pace
▶ No.974298>>974316
>>974295
i'm more triggered by ,,,
▶ No.974299
>>974297
Elite Dangerous
bunch of different ships to pilot, you can be a space trucker and haul cargo along trading routes, picking up trading missions at different bases (my fave), you can fight for different factions, you can explore, you can be a cruiseliner
it's pretty fun
the next update will have hostile aliens
▶ No.974302
>>974301
>NEET - Dangerous
▶ No.974303>>974304 >>974306 >>974310
do i buy night in the woods
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▶ No.974305>>974307
well i let the search run completely and yeah i cant seem to find any erp from possessed! like i know that one guy wanted
i mean im sure its there its just such a common word there's no way im reading every log just to find it
what next
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>>974305
filled, full, leaking, bursting, swollen
▶ No.974309>>974312 >>974314
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>>974307
leaking sounds like a good one, thatll be next
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▶ No.974313>>974318
>there's a star system named 72 virginis
▶ No.974314>>974331
>>974309
it's not worth 20 bucks
▶ No.974315
>Futa!Hypercock!gardenGnostic [GG] joined chat. 1
>Futanari!Hyper Libido!tentacleTherapist [Rose] joined chat. 2
this is really straining the canon, why would rose and jade ever talk to each other
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>GC: SHUT UP YOU FUCK1NG WHOR3~! *SH3 L4UGHS W1TH D3L1GHT 4S YOUR 3Y3B4LL F1N4LLY POP, R3D BLOOD SPURT1NG OUT ONTO T3R3Z1S COCK~*
▶ No.974318>>974319
>>974313
>170LY away
good
send every religious person there
DO IT
▶ No.974319
▶ No.974320>>974322
trap!apocalypseArisen [AA] disconnected.
oh hey trap! is one i didnt think of yet
▶ No.974321
>JADE: *she screams as loud as she can, her tits hardly changing the pleasure she is experiencing* th-thank you mommy!!
>futa!MOM: *twists your nipples and thrusts back and forth into you.* yes jade scream for mommy.
▶ No.974322
>>974320
try tomboy and tomgirl too
▶ No.974323>>974326 >>974327
>GG: *she bent over, hands on a wall for support, fat udders hanging down* me dumb gook ho! need big black cock 24/7! no more shrimp dick whitey me sucky fucky only master race now! *where had her words gone? she couldnt remember how t talk right...*
wew
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▶ No.974326>>974328 >>974329
>>974323
haha what the shit
▶ No.974327>>974329
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>>974326
it was probably captain eridan
▶ No.974329
>>974326
>>974327
im pretty sure ive seen that exact roleplayer in a couple of logs now
i might just search gook at some point and that'll give me most of them
▶ No.974330
i still have all those google drive docs
▶ No.974331>>974332 >>974334 >>974335
>>974314
i feel like i can afford to essentially donate to an indie game
▶ No.974332>>974337
>>974331
nah they're anti capitalist they'll hate you if you buy the game
▶ No.974333
▶ No.974334
so this is what I'm averaging, XP wise, per fight
and I need to get Faize to Level 10
this is gonna suck, but that early grinding is so important to get through the early boss fights given how SHIT the AI battle settings are
>>974331
don't donate to them
donate to _____me instead
▶ No.974335
>>974331
then buy another indie game
▶ No.974336>>974339
>MEULIN: (^・ω・^) < Please massa.... this dumb ho ain't good fo nothin but bein fucked... *She couldn't help her sppech, it spilled out oh so naturally* meulin needs a cock in her at all times!
▶ No.974337
>>974332
>they're anti capitalist
sold comrade, i cant wait to support my fellow proletariat
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>>974336
this is garbage you're posting
▶ No.974341
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>>974340
>whopping
whoppingly weeny, maybe
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▶ No.974344>>974345
>>974340
whoppingly weeny, maybe
▶ No.974345
>>974342
>>974344
what the fuck happened here
▶ No.974346>>974347
>AA: moh fuck ive alreayd hit orgasm twice stoptotop
girls who cant spell because they're cumming is a special kind of noice
anyway ive moved the search on to trap! lets see what we get
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>>974348
actually, i dont really
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>>974350
who are you again
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>>974357
i don't really
but you're irritating
▶ No.974359
ArcSys are fags Guilty Gear Revelator 2 isn't on sale but 1 is
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▶ No.974363
well after platting gr2, gr1, and p5 i'm actually playing kh1 now
i completely forgot this was actually a ff crossover and not just weird magic shit
▶ No.974364
man I wish I could emulate games on this laptop
I've got an itch to play Final Fantasy now
▶ No.974365>>974367
That's it, I've hit peak filename. I can't top this.
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▶ No.974373
wait
at E3
did they give release dates for the metroid games
cause August 6th is coming up...
▶ No.974374
>[G]hung! bubblebutt! trap!carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. 134
>PORRIM: M-Mmmmhh...*She mo+aned into+ his co+ck, feeling the ho+t liquid co+ming fo+r her taste, and co+nsequently, her to+ngue wrapping aro+und the lenght like a snake, sucking o+n him with stro+ng intent*
▶ No.974375
>a sultry Drauk who lives according to her whins
oh
yeeeeeah
▶ No.974376
in other news I figured out how to correctly set my wallpaper across both screens
▶ No.974378
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SOME ARMOR
NOT A THICCSHAKE
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▶ No.974383
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
best version of Fujiyama Mama
hands down
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▶ No.974385
>There’s two more chapters in Part 1 of Poppy after this one. Long ones. At the current rate, it’ll be 2019 by the time I finish it, and then we’re still only 25% through the story.
▶ No.974386
I hope they never finish it
▶ No.974387
just part 1
that's all I want, the conclusion for part 1
▶ No.974388>>974389
>>974379
i really do not remember kh2 being this bad
did they just get their shit together or was kh2 this bad as well
▶ No.974389>>974390
>>974388
first games in serieses are rough
especially older ones
kh2 is good except for all the quicktimes
▶ No.974390
>>974389
Pikmin 1 was great and so was prime 1 if you count that as "first game"
▶ No.974391>>974392
actually now that I think about it this was back when games had manuals
maybe that's why I don't feel like I know what I"m doing, maybe all the shit's in the manual
▶ No.974392
>>974391
games still have manuals
but they're garbo compared to what they used to be
▶ No.974393
I still haven't finished Nekomonogatari Black
▶ No.974394>>974400
I should have read the stats on the enemies for the second planet
I'm averaging 40xp/fight compared to the 12/fight I was getting on Aeos
fuck
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▶ No.974400>>974402
>>974394
rev did you know that arabian nights had a story
did you know that arabian nights' story was crazy shit
▶ No.974402
>>974400
yeah
but did you know about this fucking incredible card that cost me almost $30
▶ No.974403
His storied life was unique even before his planeswalker's spark flared---during the Thousandfold Refraction of Rabiah, he was copied five times, once for each color, instead of a thousand times, one for each version of Rabiah. According to the Lore of the Ancients, the One Made of Five would become the most powerful sorcerer ever known if all five of his selves were joined within one body.
The red Taysir became a nomad, the green one a herder. The blue Taysir remained a baby and was hidden by El-Hajjâj to prevent his daughter, the evil Sorceress Queen Nailah from abusing the power of the Taysirs. The white Taysir became a dervish and took Raghib as his servant, not knowing that Raghib had been Nailah's lover until he had outlived his usefulness to her and she had cursed him with leprosy.
Nailah seduced the black version of Taysir and had him kill and absorb the green one, for it had been prophesied that if the five were reunited they would become the most powerful planeswalker in existence. But then the black/green Taysir rebelled, and managed to warn the nomad Taysir, whom he also gave the Ring of Ma'rûf, an artifact that could be used to track down the other Taysirs. The nomad merged with the dervish, and they later with the baby. That Taysir eventually came back for the others, defeated Nailah, and merged with his last living counterpart, becoming the most powerful wizard in the known multiverse. (He retained this designation until revisionist continuity classified Urza as the most powerful.)
After Taysir became a planeswalker, Nailah tried to seduce him via the black part in him, but he hit her with an energy blast and planeswalked away. Nailah was furious that she could not harness the powers of Taysir and created a barrier around the Rabiahs, preventing him from ever returning.
▶ No.974404
pre-revisionist magic lore is some crazy shit i tell you
▶ No.974405>>974406
Oh, and that card's errata is strictly for official events
in casual play, I could (although it would be a major dick move) have my entire collection to pick through if I really wanted to
and the best part is it replaces your next draw, so it gets around bullshit like Notion Thief, and literally anything else that prevents you from drawing
▶ No.974406
>>974405
I mean, don't all cards that have "get something you own from outside of the game" have an implied errata of "this means your sideboard"?
▶ No.974407>>974408
the only rules it has is about it being a replacement affect so if you don't draw it doesn't happen
▶ No.974408
like, if someone cast a spell that says you don't draw for the rest of the turn, that will stop the ring
but notion thief, etc won't
>>974407
▶ No.974409>>974411
Jacetice League vs the Nine Titans
▶ No.974410
>>974399
gons dad is literally yusuke
i mean like
literally
▶ No.974411>>974452
>>974409
fuck them both
I NEED TO SEE NEW SPELLSHAPERS
▶ No.974412>>974414
can you just for once be normal
▶ No.974413
i want to play pubg but im so fuckin
drained physically
▶ No.974414
>>974412
rrrgi isn't a normal lad if you haven't noticed
▶ No.974415>>974418
how low have you sunk when even the monster catgirl that runs around in her undies at night thinks you're a fucking weirdo
▶ No.974416>>974417
if you got turned into a vampire somewhat against your will and then "died" multiple times and had to deal with magical shit on a daily basis i think it's ok to be a degenerate
▶ No.974417>>974419
>>974416
I don't think that justifies the loli molestation though
▶ No.974418
>>974415
I think being a pedophile does it
▶ No.974419
▶ No.974421>>974423
>>974420
>because instead
WHAT
FUCKING WHAT
RAVNICA WAS 400% POLITICS
WHO FUCKING WROTE THIS I GOT A BITCH TO CHOKE
▶ No.974422
hebephilia is way better than pedophilia
▶ No.974423>>974426
>>974421
yea but there's also interesting things going on in ravnica that aren't politics
like the izzet
lot of interesting shit happened in og mirrodin it seems
▶ No.974424
he is truly a despicable person
▶ No.974426>>974427
>>974423
Squee is still out there, immortal and unkillable, though, right?
▶ No.974427>>974428
>>974426
squee's immortal?
i mean, card wise kind of, but I didn't know if there was a narrative reason
▶ No.974428
▶ No.974429
hey my friend started playing before rtr
he started playing the set before, in avacyn restored
▶ No.974433>>974450
the bar this concert is at has dazed and confused on every tv on loop
▶ No.974434>>974435
>>974431
Khans, and Sarkhan, is a weird block
because you see, Sarkhan was "reborn in a storm"
and when you dig into fantasy novels, there's a single word for a group of dragons that sticks out
Storm
▶ No.974435>>974436
>>974434
have we ever gotten a reason as to why he can turn into a dragon
▶ No.974436
>>974435
probably something vague about being the khan but also a planeswalker
▶ No.974437>>974438
but really, we're going back to Dominaria
we're getting to see Vraska again
there's so much potential
and I'm going to bed
▶ No.974438
>>974437
>there's so much potential
so much potential that they're going to waste
see: bfz
▶ No.974439
I never noticed in the 360 version, but Faize really didn't like meeting Lymle
▶ No.974440>>974441 >>974442
i think im on the final boss of smt4
i dotn really wanna play anymore tho
▶ No.974442>>974447
>>974440
last boss tho nigga
if u dont finish that shit you puttin h/e many hours right down the drain
▶ No.974444>>974446 >>974448
alright that's weird
can anyone else not see full filenames?
▶ No.974445>>974446 >>974449
▶ No.974446>>974448
>>974444
it's more codemonkey fuckery
>>974445
g'night
▶ No.974447
>>974442
i mean
i still played the rest of thegame
▶ No.974448>>974449
>>974444
oh
yeah that is weird
>>974446
night anon
▶ No.974449
▶ No.974450
>>974433
so i finally watched dazed and confused
good movie
good bands played too
▶ No.974452>>974454
>>974292
in the defense of AMERICA, this took place in rural Alaska, the only state more debauched and strange than Florida
>>974339
wow color me surprised that homestuck erp is terrible, especially seeing as chatlog anon is literally picking and choosing bad erps to post
>>974411
aw spit Jalreal my gurlllllllll
▶ No.974454
fuck
I can't sleep
>>974452
jolrael is incredible for an XR drop 2 cost, yeah
and she can tag planeswalkers off her ability, which is a bonus over the other spellshapers
▶ No.974455
shit
I'm tired
I thought you meant Latulla with the damage
goddamn
also here's a closer picture of my Jolrael
Time Spiral, near mint, I've never even shuffled her in a deck
▶ No.974456
it only took me 3 fucking weeks but i finally finished Neko Black
▶ No.974458>>974460
arararararagi-kun deserves to rot in prison for his crimes
▶ No.974460>>974461
>>974458
what's wrong with her legs
▶ No.974461
▶ No.974462
you cant just ask someone what's wrong with their legs.
▶ No.974463
chiwa saito is a REALLY good voice actress.
▶ No.974465
▶ No.974466>>974467
>when you find that old hentai
▶ No.974467>>974472
>>974466
I spent 2 years searching for If We Could Meet By The Sea
https://e-hentai.org/g/316871/d958a70784/
It was exactly that feeling
▶ No.974469
I want sweets
I never want sweets
why do i want sugary shit all of a sudden i dont even like them all that much
▶ No.974470
▶ No.974472
>>974467
i don't want to think of 12/14 year old sako yanking his pud
▶ No.974473>>974474 >>974475
seeking confirmation that wanting to be a qt trap doesn't make me trans
▶ No.974474
▶ No.974475>>974476
>>974473
it just makes you gay af
▶ No.974476
▶ No.974479>>974531
God damn the TV series adaptation of The Mist fucking sucks.
▶ No.974480
best part of the weekend: mid morning naps
▶ No.974481
best part of the weekend: forcing your fragile body to stay up days at a time to binge watch anime and play mobage
▶ No.974483>>974484
Why am I sick all the time?
I ask as I stay up until 8:30AM for the 2nd week in a row.
▶ No.974484
>>974483
I tend to pass out around 5-6am
still get a few hours of daylight that way
▶ No.974485
>Oh yiiis, a fellow demisexual! Aka Someone who can relate to the feeling of "is sexual attraction as shown online and on tv a big inside joke i'm not getting?"
▶ No.974490>>974491 >>974494 >>974531
>you'll never be a real wizard and feel reality change as the majjyckz flow out of your fingertips
▶ No.974491
>>974490
ive had this feel for so long i cant remember what it feels like not to feel
▶ No.974493
>>974492
>no Calliope in the middle
▶ No.974494>>974531
>>974490
When I was but a tot I used to memorize naruto hand signs and pretend to do jutsus and shit.
▶ No.974495>>974497
oh my god my neighbors are talking outside of my door and i can hear them
could they have heard my sex noises this morning/last night?
▶ No.974497>>974498 >>974504
>>974495
"oh is that poor man pretending to have sex again"
▶ No.974498
>>974497
i'm being cyberbullied!!!!
▶ No.974499
>when you see a great post but then it zooms away when the app refreshes
it was a poster for "treasure of the sierra madre" but redrawn with characters from the Dead Money DLC
▶ No.974501>>974503
oh fuck
he IS making a power play
I WAS RIGHT
▶ No.974502
all 18 currently released volumes in epub
feels good
▶ No.974503>>974505
>>974501
god this is so cool
▶ No.974505>>974506
>>974503
I'm more impressed that Ian had Z snap backwards
a guy at basic tried it once
he successfully snapped, sure, but he also broke his finger doing it so that was weird
▶ No.974506>>974509
>>974505
wait
uh
what
explain
▶ No.974507>>974512
please note that there's no 4 on this elevator
▶ No.974508>>974510
>passenger mission worth 22 million credits
>15000 light years away
>you will receive payment when you return
jesus FUCK
▶ No.974509>>974511
>>974506
he used his other hand to move the finger that he broke
but he did it too fast
not a lot to explain
like, snap, right now, and watch how your thumb moves
this guy did the moving with a finger (pulled by his other hand) instead
the snap sound wasn't the finger breaking, by the way
▶ No.974510>>974515
>>974508
what game
also that sounds like a good deal if you can succeed
▶ No.974511
▶ No.974513>>974531
Vriska being a prospit dreamer is weird as heck
▶ No.974515
>>974510
Elite Dangerous
couple things though
with my current ship and setup my max jump range is 22.51 LY
so that'd be over 1300 jumps, if it was even possible, but it's not, because some stars along the way are too far for me to jump to
▶ No.974516>>974517 >>974531
should i binge all of it's always sunny or is there stuff i can skip
▶ No.974517
▶ No.974519>>974522
why havent you shown it to anyone you stupid turtle man
▶ No.974520>>974521
"nothing sexier than a big fat wall of text" - retarded homosexual
▶ No.974521
>>974520
"i cant get off to text" - illiterate neanderthal
▶ No.974522>>974524
▶ No.974523
my hot take on videogames everywhere: i hate bloom and i want it removed
▶ No.974524>>974525
>>974522
this is written in a strange dialect i dont understand but uhhhhhh
"chastity stuff"?
▶ No.974525>>974526
>>974524
in the image in the post that i quoted
of course, there's no chastity stuff in the senate bill!!
(at least i don't think!)
▶ No.974526
>>974525
oh my god i didnt notice that you quoted a different post
jesus christ i wasn't even surprised by the possibility that you were referring to the bill
▶ No.974528>>974531
Why didn't tumut warn me about Irondequit girls?
▶ No.974529
Trumpcare is gonna lock all the white men in chastity belts and /pol/ will say that he's protecting Aryan sperm from theft
▶ No.974530
>>974527
Fatman probably looks like a giant fat hairless baby
▶ No.974531>>974538 >>974539
>>974479
aw man it does?
i knew they switched it from a rinky dink supermarket to a whole mall, but i figured that was an excuse to have stuff happen in more than just the supermarket+the parking lot+the pharmacy next door
but i had hope because its definitely one of the cooler concepts to come out of a SK short story
>>974490
its a bad feel. i wish i was a warlock
>>974494
>tot
>naruto started airing in the us in 2002
>>974513
i mean Gamzee dreamed on Prospit
>>974516
binge, bitch
>>974528
what did you doooooooooooooooooooo
irondequoit is literally just the ghetto....but somehow in the suburbs
▶ No.974532>>974533
talk you sons of bitches
i wanna shitpost with you guys :c
▶ No.974534>>974541
>she doesn't text back in under seven minutes
▶ No.974535>>974537
>>974533
i
i dont understand
wait what
▶ No.974538>>974540 >>974542 >>974545
>>974531
Went to a party where literally every girl there threw down weed.
That is unprecedented.
▶ No.974539>>974540 >>974545
>>974531
Also made out with a cute asain girl while we were both stoned out of our minds.
▶ No.974540
▶ No.974541
>>974534
i hope she likes clingy boys lol
▶ No.974542>>974543 >>974544 >>974546
>>974538
how do i live such a life
▶ No.974543
>>974542
go to parties in iron detroit
▶ No.974544
>>974542
The secret is talking to people.
▶ No.974545>>974551
>>974538
>>974539
>every girl threw down weed
thats actually really nice for a change
giggly party girls are the worst mooches in existence
i thought you were gonna say you got jumped or something
▶ No.974546
>>974542
go to parties either in the ghetto or in local college towns
▶ No.974547>>974548 >>974552
>friend who i went to a concert with last night texts me
>"can i ask a huge favor?"
>i say sure, expecting needing a ride or something
>"can you do some grocery shopping for me?"
i need new friends
▶ No.974548
>>974547
buy him 40 bucks worth of bananas
▶ No.974549
also if you ever encounter Three Kings, its what an associate of mine is currently flooding the city with
avoid Cotton Candy, its what the Puerto Rican dealers who live on Paraguay Ave are trying to counter-market with
>Strain Highlights. The 3 Kings marijuana strain, a holy trinity of Headband, Sour Diesel, and OG Kush, is a sativa-dominant hybrid and genetic masterpiece. Sour tanginess reek from the sage green buds, and its frosty coat gives you a fair warning of the 3 Kings' potency.
>its also a 3x Cannabis Cup winning strain
>dolla dolla bill, y'all
▶ No.974551
>>974545
No kidding, I showed up to that party with enough weed for 2 bowls, to make sure I didn't end up getting mooched off of, and ended up getting smoked up by the very folk I feared.
Was I the moocher?
▶ No.974552
>>974547
Wait like he wants you to go shopping for them AND pay?
▶ No.974553>>974554
>>974536
reported for ponies
▶ No.974554
>>974553
uuuuh ponies dont have big titties :/
▶ No.974555
>Trophy for beating the game in 15 hours
>Timer only goes up to 99 hours, so you can beat it within 100-115 hours as well
wew laddie
well i'm like 5 hours in and still on the first world so I don't know if I'll do that but we'll see
i probably should honestly, so I don't have to rush on the easy mode and can just do things normally
▶ No.974556>>974557 >>974563
remember the epic my little pony in dirks room
▶ No.974557>>974559
>>974556
OK FINE, YOU LOVE THIS ONE PARTICULAR LITTLE RAINBOW HORSE UNIRONICALLY, IS THAT SUCH A CRIME.
She is so spunky. <3
▶ No.974559>>974560 >>974564 >>974565
>>974557
the tiny maplehoof might be the biggest joke misfire that was ever in the comic
like, no one that i knew at the time ever figured it was a my little pony reference, we all thought there would be some event that caused a shrunken maplehoof but of course that never happened
▶ No.974560>>974561
>>974559
>it was a my little pony reference
whuh?
▶ No.974561
▶ No.974562
gonna have to sell my DSi
▶ No.974563
>>974556
le yes
i remember hoping he alchemized something with it
▶ No.974564>>974565 >>974567
>>974559
i think he's talking about the rainbow dash poster
although maplehoof is definitely probably a my little pony
▶ No.974565>>974566
>>974559
>>974564
i thought the tiny Maplehoof was one of Roxy's creations
▶ No.974566
>>974565
i honestly can't remember at all if they explained the tiny maplehoof
▶ No.974567
>>974564
yeah i know the both of them are references, i think the poster made people think that was the quota on pony references filled
▶ No.974568>>974573
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
seeing Weedeater tonight at the Bug Jar
I'm psyched, last time I tried seeing these guys the vocalist was drunk cleaning his favorite shotgun and shot off two of his toes and had to cancel the gig
lyrics start at 1:35, they're a sludge metal band
"Untied we stand
Long live dirt weed
Mankind is unkind man
God luck and good speed"
▶ No.974569
also theres been at least one OD at every sludge act I've seen over the years lol
wonder whos gonna croak tonight
▶ No.974570>>974571 >>974572
Why are you all posting on hsg don't you have fag parades to attend
▶ No.974571
>>974570
large crowds make me nervous
▶ No.974572>>974574
>>974570
it's too fucking hot for parades man
▶ No.974573
>>974568
>his gun discipline is so bad he was cleaning a loaded gun
you have shit taste
▶ No.974574>>974578
>>974572
Everybody is naked and sucking each other's cock so that shouldn't be an issue
▶ No.974575>>974578
is this the first admission by trump that russia did in fact interfere in the election
▶ No.974576>>974577 >>974580
why is the cousin-fucking flat-earther captain-eridan-wannabe ever trying to talk down to literally anyone
▶ No.974577
>>974576
shh, let him keep going. it's funny.
▶ No.974578
>>974575
why is this spoilered
>>974574
no you idiot
it's too hot to be outside sucking cocks
▶ No.974579
also, strawmanning about pride parades gets really old really quick
▶ No.974580>>974581
>>974576
Butthurt
And you say you haven't even getting your ass split in the street
▶ No.974581
>>974580
Is this from a poorly translated hentai?
▶ No.974582>>974583
God why is cletus being so stupid it's not like things like that even happen?????
▶ No.974583>>974585
>>974582
nobody gives a shit about what you think of pride
and nobody ever should
▶ No.974584
>he thinks he's better than being a fag
kek
▶ No.974585>>974587 >>974588
>>974583
Good double down and defend that
▶ No.974586>>974594 >>974601
>DAMARA: AHHH~ *She made this noise as she stuck her tongue out, letting some of the goopy nutbutter pour and ooze out of her fat, beestung cockpillows. But she wasn't gonna let it go to waste, oh no. Instead, that crafty little chinky fuckdoll spewed all of that delicious, superior white cum all over her fat, slutty cleavage, before licking and slurping it up noisily. She let out an appreciative, cutesy moan as his spit hit her face, splattering on her forehead and eyes.* OH FUCK... FUCKIN' DONKEY DICK. WESTERN DICK IS MONSTER. *She panted, spreading those obscenely fat, jiggly thighs, giving him a few of her plump pussy.* GONNA KILL ME... *She pauses after that comment, grinning.* GOOD.
this roleplayer sure is something else
▶ No.974587
>>974585
i don't have to defend it
i don't even have to like it or think it's good
it doesn't really matter
what you say about pride doesn't matter, and no one cares what you think, and that's a fact regardless
▶ No.974588>>974589 >>974590 >>974593
>>974585
wait wait wait wait
whats wrong with the guy's dick on the right
please tell me i am not the only one seeing this
▶ No.974589
>>974588
He's gay
It turns your dick into squidwards nose after a while
▶ No.974590
>>974588
>looking at dicks
fag lol
▶ No.974591
>food from place usually here in like 20-30 minutes
>1 hour
>no food
▶ No.974592
i'm so straight i don't even know what a dick looks like
▶ No.974593
>>974588
literally a futa ftm
▶ No.974594
>>974586
>beestung cockpillows
Wow
▶ No.974595>>974597 >>974600
Human!Busty!Huge Wobbling Booty!Plump Lips!Damara [DAMARA] joined chat.
▶ No.974596
Order placed: Today at 3:14 PM
Estimated delivery time: 45-60 min
note the current time, which is 4:40 pm
▶ No.974597>>974600
>>974595
Eating Sub!John [John] joined chat
John: do you want a bite of this Chicken Teriyaki?
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▶ No.974599
but not yet mad enough to call, especially because my voice is still kind of fucked
▶ No.974600>>974601
>>974595
>>974597
i can't tell if these are fake, and i say this as the guy actually searching the logs
▶ No.974601>>974602
>>974600
The one I posted is from this one >>974586
▶ No.974602>>974603
>>974601
oh so it is, i dont read every line of these things so i missed that part
▶ No.974603
>>974602
You miss out on the best parts clearly
▶ No.974604>>974607 >>974608 >>974610 >>974620
>Nepeta: could you call me a jap instead? gook has never really b33n used much where i live so it has little effect on me but jap gets me so gooey
theory: girls into raceplay are wild
▶ No.974605
i was about to call but then it came
▶ No.974606
>*whispering* you are late
>what's that, sir?
>n-nothing! *tips generously*
▶ No.974607
▶ No.974610>>974611 >>974612
>>974604
I found it and she was with an Eridan who says cockpillows too. How did this phrase catch on??
▶ No.974611
>>974610
They're pillowy dick sucking lips
▶ No.974612
>>974610
maybe after gook ill search for things like nigger and cockpillow, whatever i get will be way more interesting than hundreds of boring rp logs bloating the results
▶ No.974613>>974615 >>974616 >>974617
>im actually running this fucking shopping errand for her
kill me
▶ No.974614
The seven minutes between homestuck time (4:13) and weed time (4:20) are the most powerful liminal space to be found in our 24-hour day, even more so than the witching hour or 4 am
▶ No.974615>>974618
>>974613
sounds like ur her beta orbiter
▶ No.974618
>>974615
nah man, weve been fucking for years
i just don't wanna do this cuz im fucking tired as shit
▶ No.974619
believe it or not, this is a huge improvement over where this all used to be at
▶ No.974620
>>974604
raceplay is an awful fetish and it makes me so hard
▶ No.974621>>974622 >>974623
unf yes racism gets me so hard
b-b-but im not racist
▶ No.974622
>>974621
psychoanalyze me then please
▶ No.974625>>974628 >>974630 >>974632
Whats the tolerance for blogging
I mean we're pretty much dead at this point; more support group than general.
▶ No.974626
>tipsyGnostalgic [TG] joined chat.
this name is familiar somehow
▶ No.974627>>974631
hey xlr nicks ass said he hopes youre happy and well
▶ No.974628>>974629
>>974625
post whatever u want and if someone doesnt like it tell them to suck ass
▶ No.974629
▶ No.974630
>>974625
you answrred your own question
this is a support group/chatroom
post what you want, let's talk about it
▶ No.974631
>>974627
i miss nicks ass
i mean i follow him on tumblr but i miss hsg having good namefags
▶ No.974632
>>974625
i'm gonna call you a fag no matter what
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▶ No.974635
i dont care what you think i like steam!!!!!!!!!! just fucking show me the games!!!!! you dont know me youre just a computer!!!!!!! show!!!! me!!! the!!! games!!!!!!!
▶ No.974636
Who the fuck cares about cheevos in 2017?
▶ No.974638
>Turtle I've watched her poop, she knows what I'm about.
okay I didn't expect THAT
▶ No.974640>>974641 >>974644
>TG: hello there. its time to talk about rape! rape is a wonderful thing. who needs to wait for permission to fuck someone in the butthole? you see a hot slut with her ass hanging out? stick your dick in it! no need to wait for them to say yes! if they cry, just fuckem in the mouth. perfect for silencing those whiny whores. its even better to rape a nigger. you know why? because theyre all so stupid that they dont even know that youre raping them until youve gotten balls deep in them. my personal favorite is young girls. theyre so tight that when they bleed all over your dick you cant help but cum! i love the feeling of my balls smacking against their petite little asses. and they dont have scratchy pubes or itchy stubble to worry about. so smooth and precious, just like their head when you bust them open on the concrete. oh god. just talking about this makes me want to go rape a kid.
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>GG: really, you niggers are some STUPID fucks
finally, an in-character jade
▶ No.974643
if god is real then why do i have to go outside when its hot
▶ No.974644
>>974640
Reads like a Sako post.
▶ No.974645
>it's almost kind of chilly outside
what the fuck
▶ No.974646
>VEGETA: I'M NOT A NIGGER.
>TAVROS: ((language please
▶ No.974647
So my girlfriend and I both live in a fairly rural area, but she's usually away for university during term time. She often brings up that I don't reach out to her as much as she reaches out to me, and it's a subject we argue about every couple of months. Starting last week I've been at a summer school so I can attend a prestigious university, and I feel she's been very confrontational since I left. I don't know if I am just being over sensitive or if I am genuinely ignoring her. It's a very delicate situation.
Just wanted to tell someone, and I'm drunk enough to admit that an anonymous imageboard of former homestuck fans is my "best friend"
▶ No.974648
please kill me for being this much of a faggot
▶ No.974649>>974650 >>974654
It's easy to call an anonymous imageboard your best friend because you can dismiss dissenters as "crossies", but I still feel a connection to you lot just because I've plugged far too many hours into this shit show
▶ No.974650>>974651 >>974655
>>974649
Kill yourself how can someone as pathetic as you even exist
▶ No.974651>>974653
>>974650
what did you forget your flag again
▶ No.974652
calling your cousin your girlfriend
▶ No.974653
>>974651
Why would I samefag
I don't live in a rural area and I'm out of college and not in an ldr like a tard
▶ No.974654
>>974649
it's not strange to feel a connection to a place and people you've spent so much time with
▶ No.974655
>>974650
coming from you that is a compliment
▶ No.974656>>974660
If cousinfucker thinks you're wrong you're doing something right
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>>974657
never been more relevant
▶ No.974659>>974663
>>974658
yeah kinda freaky
▶ No.974660
>>974656
I think going on hsg for relationship advice is a fools errand
▶ No.974661>>974662 >>974665
who did Solidus represent though
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>>974658
>>974659
Kojima is always right retard
We're going to make America great again!
▶ No.974664
what geopolitical event will death stranding predict
▶ No.974665
>>974661
a solidus is a / (slash)
slash is a term for a gay fanwork
solidus represents the product of a liquid/solid relationship
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▶ No.974667>>974668
>cute european insta thot called me hot
woah
▶ No.974669
>LttP randomizer race tournament
>EvilAsh25 loses to Acmlm by just a few minutes
▶ No.974670
i did not think that would feed my ego as much as it did
wow
▶ No.974672>>974673 >>974674 >>974675 >>974676 >>974739
she's hot, guys
she's hot, lads
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>>974672
that's a bold claim she's making
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▶ No.974678
i shot some retarded jizz out of my stupid cock
i'm going to smoke some weed and go for a walk
▶ No.974679
>CALIBORN: "No matter what year it is, nigger dykes still deserve to be raped." He smacks his smegma covered cock against their fat lips. "Clean my cock."
i think i found this log once before
▶ No.974680>>974690
I finally broke into the 4-digit stat range
goddamn
▶ No.974681>>974682
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>when you finally get past the part of the game that you've been stuck on for 4 years
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>>974682
fire emblem awakening
▶ No.974684>>974687
Shit
i forgot to s-rank somebody and now i'm married to chrom
▶ No.974685
in elite dangerous you can be hired to smuggle rebel leaders into stations so they can commit acts of terror
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>>974684
i knew about the dangers of being CHROMED so I went and married candyboy
▶ No.974688>>974689
>off duty cop shot by colleague
lol
▶ No.974689>>974693
>>974688
I want to hear the "all cops are racist fucks" defend this one
▶ No.974690>>974691
>>974680
>Draw eldritch evolution
>Really want to make hanwei since I don't think I've ever done it but don't have the mana to activate it, so get elvish piper instead
>Get elvish piper instead
>Drop realm seekers, it turns into a 25/25
>"If you don't hit me with that I won't fuck with you for a bit"
>Sure, pass turn
>Kills it
>Next turn, karmic gude it back give it haste and swing, he takes 25
>Kills it again
>Next turn, drop craterhoof (4 creatures), put breath of fury on some other creature, keep swinging
▶ No.974691>>974695
>>974690
how was Realm Seekers a 25/25
▶ No.974695
>>974691
total cards in hand was 25, how else
▶ No.974696>>974698
also yea rev how on earth did you think that was AGAINST "all cops are racist fucks"
most cops are racist fucks
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>>974693
>>974694
>>974696
>>974697
allow me to rebut with an actual argument I had to read with my own eyes repeatedly
"but he's a cop, it doesn't matter if he's off-duty and out of uniform or not, he's a corrupt racist shitbag"
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>>974698
do you seriously not know how to read or something
is rev a bot thats finally starting to malfunction
▶ No.974701
youre literally making things up
▶ No.974702
unexpected argument at 004x1ADB
▶ No.974703
That cop who got shot deserves it that racist pig
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▶ No.974705
no, look, I don't care what photon blast your mag has, you have to fucking have it charged BEFORE we start the Dark Falz fight
▶ No.974706>>974707
do you guys know how many mouthpics it takes to get to choronzon?
▶ No.974707>>974709
>>974706
do you know how much self awareness it would take you to shut up
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>>974707
maybe just a uh, little epic more:)
▶ No.974710
and more hot fresh mouthpics
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▶ No.974713
>DAMARA: *ARADIA TRIED TO FIGHT THE STRENGTH OF THE MEN TO HELP HER SISTER, TEARS ROLLED DOWN HER FACE, HER MOTHER JUST STARED AT WHERE HER DAUGHTER WAS, MEMORIES THAT SHE HAD BLOCKED OUT FOR YEARS WERE RETURNING, SHE REMEMBERED BEING USED BY WHITE TOURISTS AND SOLDIERS, SHE REMEMBERED BEING PAID TO FUCK A WHOLE SQUAD OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS WHILE THEY OCCUPIED HER HOME LAND, THEY YELLED DEMEANING THINGS AT HER, CAME ON HER, IN HER, THAT WAS THE LOW POINT IN HER LIFE*
some of these race fantasies are awfully detailed
▶ No.974714
>>974712
not for you not for you little ears
▶ No.974715>>974716
it's for me
and i didn't click on it
▶ No.974716>>974717
>>974715
not for you little shit man
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▶ No.974718>>974721
https://psnprofiles.com/nmagod?completion=all&order=played&pf=all&page=
is this the only site that tracks trophies like this? it's very out of date.
▶ No.974719>>974720
I made bad financial decisions at an anime convention today
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>>974718
It updates weekly if you don't have an account
It updates daily if you have an account
It updates hourly if you give them $10
▶ No.974722
>>974720
I've never had one
▶ No.974723>>974725
a filter that automatically filter's the pedo's content
▶ No.974724
>>974721
turns out I had to manually sync my trophies on my PS3
I'm probably going to have to redo some stuff, I'm missing trophies that I know I should have
▶ No.974725>>974726 >>974728
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>>974729
another thing for me, which i will not click
▶ No.974732
>>974730
another thing for me, which i will not click
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▶ No.974734>>974735
>>974730
why do you have to taint the things I love?
▶ No.974735
>>974734
i dunno
can this make up for it
▶ No.974738
bad news: we're all helpless cogs doomed to ceaselessly perpetuate a machine
badder news: the machine is cygames and we're all playing gbf
▶ No.974739
>>974672
>and something else of yours
the poor girl doesn't even know
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▶ No.974743
oh, right, the filename change
>Fallout games - a retrospective analysis of Bethesda vs Oblivion themes
▶ No.974744>>974745
do we have a reason as to why the filename change happened
it's so comically stupid
▶ No.974745>>974746 >>974748
>>974744
Right? If you mouseover, it says "Save as original/unixtime filename" but clicking it doesn't do shit, either.
▶ No.974746>>974748
>>974745
it does the stupid thing just breaks all the time
▶ No.974747>>974749
there are so many horrible things i would do if i meant i would look like this for the rest of my life
▶ No.974748
>>974746
>>974745
it doesn't add the controls properly to posts that were added by the updater
▶ No.974751
imagine being a homestuck porn artist mid-2017, chained to the comic because that's what people pay for
▶ No.974752
>estrogen and anti-androgens probably won't make me look like audrey
▶ No.974753>>974754
>article about why teens aren't taking summer jobs
>reasons include focusing on school more and these jobs being taken up by older people
>the comments are about how kids today are lazy
old people are wild
▶ No.974754
>>974753
old people deserve the guillotine
▶ No.974755
my last job was just a regular retail job and the majority of the people who worked there were old
like get outta here betsy, im 18 and trying to make money
▶ No.974756>>974757
old people dont deserve to work or live
senior poverty doesn't exist
▶ No.974758
50+ year olds filling entry level positions is good because they need money and this is the only way they can do it
▶ No.974759
I really like Monogatari
it's high school setting really feels normal and not at all forced since it's basically about troubled adolescense, abusive households, broken homes, and trying to find an identity for yourself
when you look past the excesses of the setting it has a lot of moments of very human drama
like in episode 12 of Bake when Senjougahara confesses to Araragi that she's afraid of opening old wounds if she were to get serious with him sexually
its why Hanekawa preferring to sleep in an abandoned cram school or wander around city streets at night to going home to a place where she doesn't feel welcome as a family member feels incredibly human in an otherwise outrageous story.
Hanekawa's abuse is also handled especially well specifically because of how little it's ever actually portrayed
Abuse is a very personal affair and people who were abused don't often like to go into detail about it. But it does have a very profound affect on how someone behaves and thinks and you can see that in Hanekawa's interactions with the rest of the cast and in her personality.
▶ No.974760
I fucking love cartoons guys
▶ No.974761
poor old people don't matter
xd
▶ No.974762>>974769
me duking it out in the alley behind dunkin donuts with rev because hes trying to take my job making iced coffees
▶ No.974763
social security checks can fix everything!!!!!!
▶ No.974764
like
if you're a senior citizen living in poverty what the fuck else are you going to do? social security checks alone can't support these people.
Not every single old person has the ability to get a high paying stable job, because if they did, senior poverty wouldn't be the problem it is today
▶ No.974765
not my problem grandpa spent his entire life being stupid and poor lol
▶ No.974766>>974768
the issue is that social security was always intended to be supplemented with savings or a pension. pensions aren't even a thing anymore, and people are gradually finding out that they didn't save nearly enough in their 401(k)s or IRAs.
Senior poverty is a problem, but one that should be solved by fixing the social security scheme
▶ No.974767
you have to be poor just like me you stupid kid i worked my whole life for this job hehehe >:D
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▶ No.974769>>974772 >>974775
>>974762
I would flatten you
▶ No.974770
mfw when i go to mcdonalds
hi grandma can i get a triple double deluxe of that bussy
▶ No.974771
>CA: ((Why do you need to go?))05:40:49
>DAMARA: ((SCHOOL
>DAMARA: ((IN THE MORNING
>CA: ((...On labor day?))
>DAMARA: ((OUR SCHOOL HAS A THING WHERE YOU CAN COME IN ON LABOR DAY AND WORK
>DAMARA: ((ANYWAYS THANK YOU SIR, HOPEFULLY WE CAN CONTINUE SOME OTHER TIME?
its funny seeing roleplayers teetering between the role they're taking and 'gtg i have school'
▶ No.974772>>974777
>>974769
not if i take your cane you senior shitizen
▶ No.974773
i went into an interview and busted it open and i didnt gert the job wtf
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▶ No.974776>>974780
>>974774
typical millenial
▶ No.974777
>>974772
I don't use a cane. Not even to hit people. That's what my hands are for.
>>974775
>manlet
shorter means lower center of gravity, which means I can hit you harder.
▶ No.974779>>974783 >>974786
▶ No.974781
remember kids: wage labor is coercive in a capitalist system!
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>>974779
he's actually a hebephile, get it right idiot
▶ No.974784>>974788
rev do you think you could take on all the hsg posters at once
▶ No.974785
replace capitalist wage labor with a better system
if you dont work you go to gulag and have antisocial behavior programmed out of you
▶ No.974786>>974787
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>>974784
not all of them
probably three or four though
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