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No.970514
if i have to see this so will you
No.970515
My dick is incredibly large and thick, and girls enjoy fondling it.
No.970516
Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>970515
Prove it.
Also, thread theme.
No.970521
I have a perturbator album on cassette
No.970522
>>970510
one day that'll be me
except instead of cigs it'll be cocks
and instead of a lighter it'll be another cock
No.970523
who actually likes roger stone
No.970524
i wish cassettes weren't just novelties
none of the new ones have anything like dolby noise reduction and they sound like shit compared to a good cassette tape from when it was still a popular format
No.970526
I wish I had a rack of cassettes just so I could have that feeling of hitting play/stop occasionally again.
No.970527
alex jones says megyn kelly looked like she has marbles for eyes
he also said he almost thought she was a robot or some shit
No.970529
"megyn kelly appeared to become aroused [when on the subject of putin]" -ya nigga jones
lolll
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>>970527
>>970529
dont you have some bitch to cry over
No.970531
>>970530
i have a few bitches to cry over
like, at least four or five, currently
No.970532
i almost got a mercy shirt today.......
No.970533
kinda curious Sponge; as a mouthpic enthusiast what was you're opinion on the short lived 'thrussy' meme?
No.970534
megyn kelly is shit and alex jones is insane
both of them should stop being public figures
No.970536
>>970535
so warm and tender
No.970538
if you are a sex-not-wanter, do you also not want to thrash some thrussy?
i can't remember if the mouthpic thing is a vore thing or just a mouth thing
No.970539
>>970533
i thought it was epic and i was hoping it would become more of a thing
it could've been humongous for the mouthpic economy
No.970540
>>970538
i don't know if i'd ever want a blowjob again tbh
i think i'd like to actually have sex at some point but i need to do something about my intimacy problems
No.970541
holy shit big brother giving u 1 beer per person every 3 days, no harder alcohol, no electronics at all not even no dvds cant even sing no damn happy birthday
how do the contestants not end their lives
No.970542
>>970540
understandable
and dont we all lol
No.970543
Every girl I've been friends with has wanted to fuck me, at one point
I ooze masculine charm and sex appeal, and my dick is huge and girls like touching it
I hope one day you can all be like me
No.970544
>>970543
this shtick is really sad on you
funnily enough this is 100% true for me tho
No.970545
>>970544
I post only objective truths and facts
and the fact is that at some point in all of my friendships, they've wanted to jump my bones
also my dick is HUGE
No.970546
>>970544
i think its less that you ooze masculine charm and more thatn your friends are all druggie whores like you are
No.970547
>>970546
god DAMN grant dont roast that lad that hard
he's fragile i dont think he can take it
No.970548
>>970547
its not even a roast it's probably true, unless im misfiring on reading who it is
No.970549
>>970546
not all of my friends are druggies or whores
all they really have in common is wanting to jump my bones at some point
and most got to do it too
No.970550
saving my virginity for my waifu
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>>970550
this
3dpd isnt worth it
No.970553
>>970551
thats true
im almost certsin i got mono from that one time i made out with that entire houseparty lol
No.970554
i keep picking this gelatinous stuff out of my sherbert
is this normal
No.970555
saving myself for somebody completely and epicly unhealthily obsessed with me
No.970557
>>970555
you could literally go on that gay pedo board and accomplish this in a few hours
No.970558
>>970557
>that gay pedo board
but he's already here
No.970559
>>970558
hey we arent gay!
No.970562
No.970563
from my heart and from my hand why dont people understand my intentions
No.970564
if you play lalafell there is a very high chance you're a pedophile
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No.970567
we need to bring back politeness in gaming, folks.
we need to make multiplayer great again
No.970568
>patron changed their logo
>all the artists who use it to censor stuff will have to adapt
ha get fucked
No.970569
>>970567
what was that game where they banned saying gg because people only ever did it sarcastically
No.970570
>>970569
i think it was overwatch which is a fag game anyway
No.970571
>>970570
they didn't ban gg they just filtered out saying gg ez
No.970572
huh, someone ported am2r to vita
neat
No.970573
why is emoji such a thirsty slut
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>>970561
gonna step on this bug
No.970578
I, Egbert, suck boner while farting
No.970583
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No.970585
*the sound of lawyers tying nooses*
No.970586
>PUBG
(me looking thru a sniper rifle scope at the dude whos at point blank range and is currently stabbing me with a machete) ENEMY SPOTTED
No.970587
>>970585
glad he managed to fit a MAGA in there
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>>970588
good end: Pauline fakes a terrorist attack in New Donk City so she can nuke Bowser's Kingdom
No.970592
Wahoo! I'm-a gonna hit the north tower! *coin sound*
No.970593
nothing kills a thread quite like a mario/9/11 crossover
No.970594
>BG&E2 hasnt even started development
No.970595
Trainwiz is working with Bethesda now.
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No.970597
>Thomas music intensifies
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>>970595
he has been, for a while now
when i posted in /tesg/ he was talking about the new creation kit for SE
and that was MONTHS ago
No.970601
I called this black kid canvassing on the corner my nigga in an obviously friendly way and he started crying 😱😱😱
No.970602
Getting into car accidents isn't fun.
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No.970604
>boss battle is a literal dps battle
fuck you RWS
No.970605
>Voice actors
>Milo Yiannopoulos - Himself
what the h*ck
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>>970601
I thought they were okay with being called nigga by other black people
No.970608
So is it bsb posting using sakos name or is it sako posting like bsb
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>>970603
im good, he's good, just rattled
sittin in a car that 180's is a trip, though
No.970610
>>970608
sako stole bsb's shtick, and bsb let it happen
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>>970606
just finished Paradise Lost
i'm glad i didnt pay full price for it
No.970613
According to an investigative official, the man took offense by imitating a work drawn in a doujinshi by a manga artist in Tokyo.The prefectural police believe that a man mimicked the art of the work on at least eight crimes, with an adult man entering a girls' home and calling it a "radiation test".<AI = 6> The prefectural police explained this month that an incident that imitated male artwork occurred.On that basis, I requested that they consider not to imitate them in the future, and asked them to urge the attention that "imitating acts in the works would be a crime".The man was shocked by the incident, he said he agreed with the prefectural police. An investigative official said, "Although it is a difficult place to balance with freedom of expression, we made a request in consideration of the impact on society due to a malicious incident aimed at children.In the future, works of other authors will be imitated I would like to consider making similar requests even if a crime occurs. "
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>>970608
bsb got dumped by the girl he was crushing on (I think) and he was sad about it and sako was making a joke about posting like bsb
also this is old news but wonk is a druggie whore who is friends with other druggie whores
No.970615
>>970614
he knows that
everyone knows that
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>>970605
is milo really in postal
that's fucking hilarious
No.970621
>Jun. 15, 2017 2:00 a.m. to Jun. 16, 2017 2:00 a.m.
ree....
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>>970620
apparently he hangs out in the gay club and he's armed with a dildo
No.970624
>>970622
FF14 is down and I'm withering away
No.970625
i forgot takemi was at leblanc at the start
No.970626
>>970623
ok but he was asking about in the game...
No.970627
windows consentlessly installed some update that made windows not genuine and a constant popup saying my software is counterfeit
not the kind of bull shit i like to wake up to
No.970628
>>970624
Play FF12 IZJS instead
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>>970624
man you got hooked quick
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>>970629
of fuckin course not
No.970633
got a pipping hot take for ya
No.970634
venom bj is the hitler from the helicopter ride
No.970635
>>970634
isnt that part of his Jewish Armor?
No.970636
>>970631
It's fun
I just got to Limsa Lominsa and I started leveling up fisherman and alchemist
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>>970636
arcanist, I mean.
No.970639
they also confirmed third game in the new wolfensteins is going to have mecha hitler
very tempting!
No.970640
>>970633
yeah but it's okay when he does it
they work together because they're both communists
trump and russia work together to weaken the US, bernie and russie work together to strengthen it
No.970641
>>970639
but grant it's a game about killing people you disagree with!
think about what trump would say!
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>>970641
disingenuous post
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>>970642
do you want me to say that to every one of your posts too?
No.970644
imagine an entire army of these assholes charging the enemy
No.970646
I do need more ps2 games....
No.970647
they are in fact investigating Lynch right now
No.970649
>>970645
It's worth it, but there's an English translation out there.
Expect the price to go up with the PS4 re-release coming. So if you're gonna buy it,do it soon.
No.970650
the only mmos i like are fakes ones that aren't real mmos
No.970652
>>970649
I'm probably just going to import the ps4 version since it's got english text anyway
japanese devs that add english support to their domestic market games are the real mvps
No.970653
>>970646
I can also recommend the Phantasy Star Universe games. They'll be lacking some content, since online ended, but still quite fun.
>>970632
Got gud like me
No.970654
>>970652
They're the best devs, yeah
No.970655
I think it's silly people are getting mad about wolfenstein of all things
sure Hitler can have rocket launchers for arms and be in power armor, but let's get reeeeal serious now
DOOM clones shouldn't be taken so seriously
No.970656
doom is a wolfenstein clone
No.970657
that new doom looks really good
if you like that sort of thing
No.970658
>people already drawing weird fetish art of the Nintendo presenters
wew lad
No.970659
Sorry im on surgical grade anaesthesia, just had an endoscopy and I'm real out of it
I got home, took off my jeans to put on shorts, and stopped myself from putting my dirty jeans in the fridge insteada the hamper
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>>970659
what did they check
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>>970659
that'll do ya
good luck
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>>970660
Yeah I feel fall down drunk physically, thoughts are clear in my mind though. It's odd
>>970661
Gallbladder inflammation, pretty much everyone in my family has had theirs removed and mine just started acting up, lotsa gut pains just above the right side of my pelvis
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>>970658
>already
try years ago
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>>970665
That pic was done super fast though.
Like, before the stream with her wearing out outfit even finished fast.
No.970667
>Heartbreak: The Video Game
I'm not prepared for this trip down memory lane
Fuck
No.970668
>MMO general
>instead of namefags and tripfags there are avatarfags that play catgirls and act all cutesy and on the verge of ERPing
:/
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>>970668
literally what did you expect?
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>>970668
the perfect mmo will forever be illusive
No.970672
gw2g is pedos rping as asura
ff14g is fat fucks rping as catgirls
this is the way the world works
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what is seeing like if u have a lazy eye
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No.970680
>most used races: Male ""human"" and female catgirl
lol
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>>970680
>male ""human""
why is human in quotes
No.970683
writing important emails is hard
but it's nice when the person is nice and responds quickly
No.970684
who else is watching the congressional baseball game
this is the only time when i've like, known it was going on before it happened and didn't just hear about it after
im guessing that's true for a lot of people
No.970685
and anyway
why WOULDN'T you play catgirl?
No.970686
No.970687
>1000mph Fidget spinner Bisexual threesome(BIG BLACK COCK)
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>>970686
this smells like a wonkpost
die
No.970690
>>970689
you missed, that's me over here >>970683
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>>970689
wonk is a man
die with him
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No.970693
>viking writings report battles with native Americans as the reason they did not settle permanently
Fucking what
No.970694
>>970691
rollin second on shitto
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>>970693
that would make sense
No.970696
moody saved shitto from the clutches of wonk... but can he save shitto from himself?
No.970697
this reminds me of vfan
i should really join the audubon society
she told me about it ages ago but I still haven't.
No.970698
Shitto VS The World (male)
No.970699
>"Why doesn't anybody want to be my friend? :( Post your discord name and I'll add you!"
>get invite
>try to check it but it isn't there anymore
>probably accidentally declined it
AAAAAAAAAHHHH!
No.970700
isekai but the main character is transported into pacman
No.970702
tfw there will never be any good yu yu hakusho games
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No.970705
no man's sky got a bad rap and i hope the changes they decide to make don't really change that much
No.970706
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i think that because i get my ideas and thoughts from youtube videos mostly
here's this
No.970707
>when u accidentally start a run as the lost but it's ok because eden's blessing gives u godhead
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>>970706
am i supposed to click on this?
No.970709
>>970708
yes it's good
it's a parody of angry yelly no man's sky rants
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No.970711
he also has good thoughts on jon blow and braid and the witness
No.970712
Have y'all seen the actual footage of DOOM that polygon ran
It's so bad
No.970713
by the way the witness is good go play it
No.970714
No.970715
warning: creepy photo of a irl vagina
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No.970717
im withering away waiting for ff14 to get back online
what am i going to do
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>>970715
*yells at it*
*hears echo*
No.970720
AU where the entire United States area is viking territory
No.970721
someone needs to make a Tinder profile with NuHussie photos
No.970722
When's rev showing up I've been waiting to tell him the big news
No.970723
>>970705
"got a bad rap" sure is a nice way of saying "was a massive fucking scam"
No.970725
Update: I finally cleaned up all the cum I spewed when Metroid Prime 4 was announced
No.970726
Oh neat they're bringing back the original xbox controller
the big fat one
No.970727
>>970725
i'm still working on that one
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No.970730
I don't want to go to work
how to become neet?
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>>970730
quit job
live with parents
No.970732
>>970730
die, become neet...forever
No.970734
me trying to write a simple game in visual basic 2 years ago
No.970735
>>970734
i made a small game in inform 7 last year, the hoops I had to jump through just to have a "combine" function were astonishing
No.970736
i could've had the mommy dom voraphile gf i used to think i always wanted
i'm trying to better myself instead
No.970740
take cover!
anti israel ambush! aah!
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>>970732
this but unironically
No.970742
take cover! musclegirl qt! aaaahhhhh!!!! 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
No.970743
one of my mom's best friends's last name is "Wyatt" but the only thing I can think of when I see his name is the "A. Wyatt Mann" shitpost
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>>970742
At least you stopped posting pictures of her vagina without permission now it's just slightly creepy pictures
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No.970747
I really doubt that's her
No.970748
>>970745
>>970746
No that's a painting by my uncle idiot
No.970749
He's such a mediocre painter it's so maudlin and kitschy
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>>970748
excuse me for not recognizing her when the only picture I've seen of her before is a skewed angle of her vagina when she still h ad half a leg
for all i know that could be some random legless person since that's your fetish
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>>970742
>those shoulders
n-nice
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>>970742
when are you going to stop posting pictures of her online
No.970754
>>970752
If you can easily beat your girl in an arm wrestle I consider you a weak and pathetic fool
>>970753
When I become mature and responsible enough to not brag about my sexual exploits and conquests online
So never
No.970755
i'm startin to feel sore all over lads
i can't imagine how the other guy is feeling, airbags don't seem comfy
No.970756
its not bragging when its your cousin
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>>970754
not just mature and responsible but you also have to care about her as a person
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>>970756
no but he can still play king of the shitheap while nobody else is bragging about gittin sum fug
No.970759
having sex with your cousin is better than no sex at all :)
No.970760
>>970758
wasnt wonk bragging about slutting it up just recently
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>>970760
ah gross i hope not
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>>970757
What makes you think I don't
When her scar heals we're gonna go hiking I bought a really big backpack and I hate hiking btw
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No.970764
Yall niggas wish I was ya boo I'm great
No.970765
does she walk around on her arms a lot now
No.970766
>>970765
Yeah she scoots around on her butt and hands really quick it's surreal to watch
Only like around the house though
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>>970763
>>970761
>>970760
none of that slutting was recent though to be fair
>>970762
>What makes you think I don't
posting her vagina online and bragging about fucking her
No.970769
>what makes you think I don't
No.970771
alien covenant was uhhhhhh
mediocre
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>>970768
Those things are both bad (especially the first) but that doesn't mean I don't care about her you dummy retardhead
No.970773
literally why would you play a race that isn't cute
i just dont understand
No.970774
>>970772
if you cared about her, really, as a person and not a thing to brag about fucking online, you wouldn't have done it
but you did
so
maybe youve gotten better
No.970775
>attacking a captain
>fill him with arrows from afar
>jump down to finish him
>he doubletaps me and erases my entire lifebar
im calling haxx
No.970776
>>970775
>he got more powerful for killing me
>now he's invulnerable to ranged attacks
guess i'll go fuck myself then
No.970777
>the student who went to north korea and tried to take a politcal banner came back and is a vegetable now
wew
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>>970776
nvm
he's invulnerable to stealth, so i just snuck up on him and hit him with a stunner, technically not a stealth move
then wailed on him til he ran away and then killed him like the dog he is lol
No.970779
>someone makes a bad post at me
>thread 404s before i can reply
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>>970777
>Asked by a reporter whether he believes President Barack Obama's administration could have done more to secure Otto Warmbier's release, Fred Warmbier replied simply, "I think the results speak for themselves."
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>>970779
guy holding gun - my awakened form
monkey - you
No.970782
>giving trump credit
>for anything
No.970783
>see someone retweet a mildly amusing tweet
>original tweeter replied to his own tweet with "hey if u like my #content give me money http:gaycashwebsite.idiot xD"
sad!
No.970784
>>970783
did they actually do #content
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I want her to headlock me until I go unconscious
Maybe I can wake up in a world where Hiveswap released
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No.970790
but for real though that kids a fuckin idiot
he literally goes to the tensest, mos paranoid, always ready to fuck you up-iest country in the world
and tries stealing government issue propaganda posters
fuckin hell if i was in norkland, i wouldn't even touch anything before asking the omnipresent government minders if it was okay to do so
No.970791
>>970788
maybe she could wake up in a world free of you
No.970792
>>970787
>>970789
they had an anime avatar so i wasnt surprised they're a shameless miserable fuck
No.970793
>>970790
he's a fucking idiot but it's still a pretty fucky thing to happen
No.970794
>>970791
maybe we all could
No.970795
my favorite detail of pubg that i never see anyone mention is how much the bushes look like boys from far away
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>>970795
i hate that so much
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>>970791
>>970794
You can get away from me right now for the low low price of killing yourself
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>>970793
>he's a fucking idiot
well he is now
No.970800
>>970742
i saw a cute girl missing an entire leg walking around with one of those prosthetic ones
i thought it was really cool
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No.970805
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
captain falcon - hsg
black shadow - hussie
ryu - hst
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>>970806
me under the couch
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The Ottawa Journal, Ontario, December 23, 1893
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No.970817
abba song ranking
god tier: waterloo
great tier: every other abba song
No.970818
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>>970817
oh my god please watch this
No.970819
>paycheck isn't here yet
gimmie it
I want it
No.970820
>>970819
you couldnt even land cigarette girl
what makes you think you deserve it
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No.970823
did you know that marrying a child is legal in all 50 states, with parental and judicial approval
did you know that 26 states have no legal minimum age for marriage
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>>970824
>Unfortunately, the available records do not include any identifying details about marriages beyond the ages of the participants. Nevertheless, the data show that 3,481 children were married in New Jersey between 1995 and 2012. Most were age 16 or 17 and married with parental consent, but 163 were between ages 13 and 15, meaning a judge approved their marriages.
>Shockingly, 91 percent of the children were married to adults, often at ages or with age differences that could have triggered statutory-rape charges, not a marriage license.
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/14/opinion/americas-child-marriage-problem.html
No.970826
kids are shit why would you want to marry them
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>>970826
because you got holes in your brain
No.970829
last night i had a dream there was like a homestuck sitcom and all i remember is karkat talking to the camera looking worried saying “gamzee hasnt eaten anything but Easy Cheese and weed brownies for the past three days” then it cut to a smug-looking gamzee who said “he thinks its been three days, its actually been three weeks” then he sprayed some Easy Cheese into his mouth
No.970830
>>970829
hey ben you have weird dreams
No.970831
>>970830
two things
one, not ben, good job, now he's gonna get pissy again
two, copypastad from tumblr
No.970832
>>970831
two things
one, *farts*
two, *farts even louder, shitting pants a little bit*
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>>970835
that gaping crotch wound is making him stronger
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>>970810
Why can't people just watch a movie?
No.970842
i feel like going alone somewhere this summer
but there're no interesting exhibits and i hate the beach
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>>970844
print this on a tshirt and sell it on redbubble for 35 bucks
No.970846
>>970842
maybe the zoo?
or a botanical garden?
how about a play?
No.970847
how about going on the internet and begging girls for pictures of their mouth?
No.970848
>site with a download speed capped to 30 kb/s
No.970849
>octopimp shows up in a stream chat i'm watching
fuck
No.970850
>>970849
THE octopimp? how lucky!
No.970851
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i think either this trailer or the demo that came out yesterday was really misleading
>what the trailer is: wow cool adventure in the desert
>what the demo is: town management with walks outside
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>>970853
>plays
>boring
??????
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>>970823
that's the plot to a series of unfortunate events, so yea
>>970830
>>970831
i'm more surprised that bsb thinks i still care enough about homestuck to dream about it
No.970862
new mobile skype is pure garbage.
also could someone please post any and all seal reaction images they have?
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>>970864
now, if Bolas can "snatch" away the powers Liliana got from making deals
does he also get the demons coming after him?
No.970867
>>970866
Well she just killed razaketh, so there's only 1 demon left.
Also if you didn't notice, every rare/mythic from ixalan got spoiled.
No.970868
>>970867
oh, no, I hadn't noticed
No.970869
The big news is that we're going back to Dominaria and also
NEW FUCKING UN SET
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>>970869
remember when y'all told me we'd never go back to Dominaria
WHO'S EATING CROW NOW
also DOMINARIAN PLANESWALKERS
FUCK YEAH
No.970871
>>970870
I don't think anyone here said that, or at least not me and I think I'm the only other one here who cares about magic.
No.970872
>Some place ordered 160 pizzas for today
>There's also gonna be a party of 30
i hope the main room isn't very busy
No.970873
>illegal robot love
>she wants the D:
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>>970873
Joey is tolerant and understanding! I love Joey!
No.970876
>waifufagging? i dunno what youre talking about lol
No.970878
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>>970876
>POSE
>STANDING
>UNIQUE
what's the unique pose?
unless it's this, why would they BOTHER including it?
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>>970877
update: pizza acquired
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>>970877
>>970880
I want pizza now but there's a ton of stuff in the fridge that needs using up.
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>>970882
the great thing about pizza is that you're limited only by your imagination
just take some shit from your fridge and put it on a crust
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>>970887
>he told me to do it!
wow what a bitch
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>>970887
hooooooooooooly shit what
>he didn't tell me to fire comey
>but he totally told me to fire comey
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>>970890
it's not like he can put the cat back in the bag
there's film of him saying "i was going to do it anyway"
so trying to pass the buck once the lawman says "that wasn't right" is just stupid
No.970893
>>970892
"I was going to do it anyway" is his "hurr durr i was only pretending to be retarded"
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>>970893
unrelated note: poppy is getting really real really quick
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>>970894
yeah there's no way Chicadino doesn't get another "dragon" to attack
and poppy will have to fight again
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No.970897
>alex jones recorded all his interactions with megyn kelly as well as th interview
>vows to release them if the interview is edited and they "betray him"
wow
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>>970896
sweet? no, man. that fight is going to destroy half the city. you see what her heartbeat did the last time?
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>>970897
you have to have insurance, especially when the MSM is known to edit things to push an agenda.
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>>970898
oh
oh fuck
oh im not ready for this
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>>970899
oh no, what agenda are they gonna push? "alex jones is an untrustworthy crazy person"?
oh how unfair that would be
No.970903
>>970897
His tinfoil hat knows no bounds.
No.970905
>>970902
yeah, it's fucking ALEX JONES, but goddamn you have to admire that he ACTUALLY recorded all of it.
>>970900
>>970900
NOBODY IS READY FOR IT
NOW LOOK AT THE PAGES
THAT AIN'T THE "DRAGON" HEARTBEAT
IT'S POPPY'S
imagine what devastation it could cause if that dragon hadn't been posessed
No.970906
>>970905
what the fuck is she
No.970907
why are adult cartoons so ugly
No.970908
>>970906
honestly, following all the clues
poppy may be an avatar of the possum goddess
No.970909
>female eromanga artist drawing revenge porn of her school bullies
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No.970913
>An ex-Kon says that former employees are told they may not use Konami’s name on their resumes in order to get jobs. If former employees are interviewed by any media outlets, it’s quite likely they will be taken to court.
>While this allegedly extends to “everyone,” there’s special focus on people currently working for Kojima Productions. Two months ago, a Kojima exec was denied service from gaming industry health care provider ITC Kempo, reportedly because an ITC Kembo board member was also a board member at Konami.
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>>970913
massive corruption, publicly visible
goddamn
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>>970917
HIT THE GYM
DELETE TWITTER
LAWYER UP
No.970919
if he's been trump's personal lawyer for years there's good reason to suspect he knows something about or was involved in something worth investigating
No.970921
https://i.imgur.com/E8yqj5F.gifv
it's The Division all over again
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>>970921
why the fuck are all those people in a line though
No.970925
>>970921
what the fuck is this
No.970926
>>970925
ff14
I'd imagine it's due to the new expansion.
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>>970927
why is this video so fucking dark
No.970929
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WHAT THE FUCK MADE THESE PEOPLE THINK IT WAS OKAY TO MAKE THIS
No.970930
>>970929
that's a well produced video
No.970932
>The Bakersfield Californian, California, October 25, 1925
they successfully predicted punk girls
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>>970931
I was just watching these vids the other day.
This one was my fav.
No.970934
>>970933
how good is the sonic r soundtrack tho
No.970935
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>>970934
Really fuckin good.
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>>970935
fuck yeah someone who understands
time to 100% sonic r again i think
No.970937
how many video game soundtracks can you say are 100% bangers? 100% good shit? the whole way through?
not many, but sonic r is one of them
No.970938
>>970937
metroid
super metroid
symphony of the night
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>>970938
i can't disagree with you, those are definitely on that list
No.970940
but these are songs with like, lyrics and shit too
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>>970936
The game is kinda bad though...
I won't yuck your yum.
No.970943
>>970942
oh it absolutely is bad, it is not good
but it's fun, and nostalgic, and the music is really fun, so it's fun to play every once in a while
and like, i can 100% it in an hour which is nice
No.970944
>>970941
yes!
okay quick everyone start posting your fave songs off of 100% banger soundtracks
it's /v/mu/ time
No.970945
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the fucking remixes are incredible, too
No.970946
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play humming the bassline at 1.25 or 1.5 speed
No.970947
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this is still the absolute best version of night of nights
fuck you, fight me
No.970948
>>970947
what kinda speedcore shit is this
i fucking love it
No.970949
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FUCK YOUR SPEEDCORE
FUCK YOUR JET SET
No.970950
speedcore makes my brain go fuzzy
i dig it
>>970949
but shit like this is beautiful
No.970951
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The original Dragon's Dogma Title Theme is ACTUALLY the best thing in any video game ever
it is so out of place in this dark fantasy jrpg
it's fucking great
I'm sad they replaced it in Dark Arisen.
No.970953
>>970951
i'm so fucking pissed every time i turn on dark arisen and this ISN'T playing
i love it so much
No.970954
THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEEEEE
No.970955
I wish we didnt live in such an age of definite knowledge. I wish i could make a game and put a 1 in a millionth chance of meeting a wendigo in that damn game so only a few chosen people in the world would be like “guys i totally saw a wendigo in that game the other day” because nowadays youll just get 5 people on 4chan decrypting all the files of your game within 20 minutes to find the damn wendigo sprites
No.970956
also the MGR soundtrack might be full of cheesy nu-metal but god DAMN if it isn't hype as shit
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>>970955
you should stop copy-pasting text from tumblr
No.970958
>>970955
the trick is to make the wendigo's sprite use a normal enemy's sprite, enlarged 40%, and throw a shag rug texture on top of that, you know, one that would be in like a village of the game
so even if they see that this enemy is calling for a 40% larger version of a texture, they'll just have the normal enemy but larger
No.970959
>>970956
cheesy bullshit is good when it gets mixed in your brain with the feel of the game
it's HYPE
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>>970958
here's the answer someone posted
undefine the wendigo. segment the wendigo into 20 distinct sprite components and use those components in other sprites. segment the wendigo’s behaviour into 10 different classes. split design and data. split data and code. ascend and become ubermensch
No.970961
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then there's remixes like this
No.970963
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I wasn't ever really big into Final Fantasy besides FF5 and recently FF14
but the Prelude is just so FUCKING good
No.970964
https://rwdeathsquad.com/
you can buy an "ancapistan child army veteran" tshirt
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No.970966
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I don't know why I didn't embed that
No.970967
i wish i didn't hate final fantasy games' combat system
No.970968
once my computer isn't dead I'll have to play through ff12
No.970969
>>970967
have you tried FFXII, Crisis Core, or Dirge of Cerberus? Hell, even X and X-2 offer different systems than the classic games did.
>>970968
but it's a PS2 game
do you not own a PS2
No.970970
>>970969
I own a PS2
but I don't have any way to play burned or patched games on it
FF12 IZJS never came out in english.
No.970971
>>970969
>have you tried FFXII, Crisis Core, or Dirge of Cerberus? Hell, even X and X-2 offer different systems than the classic games did.
nope nah nuhuh too much bullshit
No.970972
>>970970
dude an FMCB memory card is cheap as hell to buy if you don't want to install it yourself
it's basically a kernel-level softmod because the memory card is accessed during boot, so the code can be loaded into memory to run almost anything
No.970973
>>970972
I know it is
I can get one off reddit for like $10 but I'm saving my money and it's not really a priority right now
this is more important to me right now
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>>970974
I REALLY like Kimi no na wa.
No.970976
>>970968
just get the remake when it comes out next month, it comes with the (fixed) zodiac job system
No.970977
>>970976
but that's not free
No.970979
When the City of Seattle passed a tax on all sales of guns and ammunition, the measure was hailed as a way to defray the rising costs of gun violence.
But since the tax took effect, those costs have only risen as gun violence in the city has surged. And the tax has apparently brought in much less than city leaders projected it would.
lol
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>>970978
i forgot my caption
"lol watch us"
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>>970978
i love how she identifies both as the victim and the pepetrator
No.970983
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There will soon be an end to this cold and wicked war
When those hard headed Communists get what they're lookin' for
Only one thing that will stop them and their atrocious bunch
If General MacArthur drops an atomic bomb
No.970984
im gonna buy a new computer soon tonight
No.970985
people who think communists deserve death for their political views deserve death
No.970986
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>>970985
interesting take
but consider this
No.970987
round up the nazis and commies and kill em all
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>>970987
good fucking post
No.970990
centrism is the only way
suck harder on the teat of capitalism and maybe, just maybe, they'll let you live
No.970991
IT'S AN AMAZING TIME RIGHT NOW
MEMES ARE BECOMING SO SELF-AWARE THAT THEY'RE BEING USED TO SHIT DOWN THE THROATS OF PEOPLE ATTEMPTING TO DIRECTLY HARM THE PUBLIC AT LARGE
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>>970948
\Isn't it just a touhou song but slightly faster
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>>970991
can i get the source on the data in that graph
No.970994
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Carson Robison - We're Gonna Have To Slap The Dirty Little Jap
WEW
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>>970978
>Liberals are trying to make the shooting into a gun issue
someone was shot with a gun
that's inherently a gun issue
also what kind of crazy pills are they taking via the phrase "You don't get to shoot us"?
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>>970872
The 160 pizzas didn't happen I think, but there was a group of 10 hipsters that showed up all at once, so I had to deal with FIFTY people at once.
And then the dish washer broke.and I didn't get to leave until an hour after my shift was over.
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>>970991
Did I post the defeats for you? Well here's Chandra's.
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>>970997
I hadn't seen Chandra's Defeat yet
damn
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>>970993
I'm not finding numbers that aren't from a website whose url is "obamacarefacts" or affiliated with either CNN, or directly controlled by republicans who are trying to parrot how bad the ACA is
but I'm gonna keep looking for like five more minutes then stop
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>>970995
they see it as an attack on republicans, which they identify with, so it's "an attack on us"
they see it as an attack by "the Left" and not an attack by an unstable person
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>>970999
okiedokie
thanks rev
what's the source on that picture
No.971002
all i wanna do right now is play ff14
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>>971001
https://twitter.com/darth/status/875816439973691392
I literally just asked the guy where he got the numbers
are you a fucking mind reader or what
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>>971002
all i wanna do
is see you turn into
a giant woman
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>>971006
oh shit
>but if it were me I'd really wanna be a giant woman
steven can fuse
No.971010
>>971009
he used to be a giant woman (rose)
also, when opal sings the song at the end i tear up
No.971011
>>971010
but stevonnie is taller, so is technically a giant
No.971012
>Yakuza and Persona are 'on that list' of games Sega wants to bring to PC
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No.971014
>Minnesota Officer Acquitted in Killing of Philando Castile
remember
the one whose girlfriend livestreamed it, showing her dead boyfriend in the car
that guy got off of an involuntary manslaughter charge
No.971015
>>971014
the one where the daughter was in the backseat, too
No.971016
>>970998
this is pretty busted with that treasure-making pirate
No.971018
>>971016
>1B
FUCK
FUCK
IT WON'T GO IN MY BANT DECK
I CAN'T ABUSE COPIES OF THE TOKEN BECAUSE THE ENCHANTMENT IS FUCKING BLACK
No.971019
i dont wanna go back to school
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>>971018
everyone thinks it's 4 instead of 1, because 1B for that is kind of busted with this guy
Also, Ixalan seems a lot more "dinosaur land" than "atlantis", but there are some merfolk too.
Merfolk and pirates and dinosaurs, oh my
No.971021
There's also "will be in every elves deck ever"
No.971022
>shad is already pulling this bullshit
No.971023
this card makes me want to kill myself.
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>>971022
didn't he get sued by roblox
No.971026
>>971022
shad pulling bullshit
surprising no one
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No.971029
i planted my pumpkin seeds, hsg
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>>971029
AAA
I FORGOT TO PLANT MY WILDFLOWER SEEDS!!!!!
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this card also makes me want to kill myself
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>>971030
>>971034
in my epic hole
>>971031
plant them anyway
i planted half of my smaller pumpkin seeds somewhere they probably won't grow but it'll be really cool if they do
No.971038
by the way, this is an acceptable time to be planting pumpkin seeds in illinois
No.971039
>growing things
you're supposed to buy them at the store
No.971040
>>971039
that won't piss off my neighbors by growing pumpkins on their property
lol
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>>971040
why did you plant them on their property
you're gonna get murdered for violating the NAP!
No.971042
>tfw using a foam roller on my back after doing squats
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>>971042
that was a really psychotic comic
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>>971042
what's the context for this again
No.971045
>>971044
godess of desire is in hiding working at a strip club, says "fuck it" and dances the place to death
No.971046
like, literally to death
everybody inside dies of various causes, then the place burns down
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>>971045
holy fucking shit
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>>971048
god i love sandman
No.971050
>>971049
it's such an incredibly good comic
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>>971052
>The 98-page document offers a glimpse of the president’s wealth amassed from his real estate empire. The document does not lay out the details of how much debt Trump had or how much he paid in taxes last year
don't care
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>>970884
i didn't say stop
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>>971054
urehtral insertion no es bueno
No.971060
>>971058
Should I say she's cute?
She's cute!!
No.971061
>>971059
i'm giving it a pass cuz they look like they're enjoying it, and that's hot, and also because that's a tasty looking cock
No.971062
>>971058
I like this artist
and any artist who draws titty monster hex maniac
No.971063
fucking
is 8ch broken again
every time I post I have to refresh the damn page to clear the reply box
No.971065
>>971058
that is not how fabric works
No.971068
I'm not sure I can run this game but I'm gonna install it
>31GB space required
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No.971070
one week till this alligator fucking dies
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>>971070
i like her teetth
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>>971071
that made my balls feel weird
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>>971070
who is this semen demon
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>>971073
now imagine that rush from diving towards the ground from orbit
that's the high I seek
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>>971075
i fucking love that shit
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No.971081
i wanna try this pita palace place but their menu doesnt say what everything is or what comes on the platters
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No.971083
like heres the chicken kabob platter
>served with hummus, and some salads, rice, pita bread, and a grilled onion to top it off
so one of those 2 saucy things is the hummus but whats the not hummus one
whats the purple shit
No.971084
>>971082
if im going there im not interrogating them on the menu im ordering and going
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>>971083
that's cabbage, grant
No.971086
>>971081
are you allergic to anything
>>971083
hummus is the white one, right? I mean, I've seen hummus that looks more like salsa, but
also cabbage is most likely for the purple strips
cause they don't look like strips of beet
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>>971083
you're pretty dumb huh
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>>971086
im not allergic to anything but there's some shit i wont touch like fish but those aren't a thing to worry about in these places
>>971087
u rude fag
No.971089
grant: what comes with the chicken kebob platter
cashier: it's got hummus, some salads, rice, pita bread and a grilled onion
grant: (x) doubt
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>>971088
rude as i may be i know what cabbage looks like
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>>971089
im sick im not walkin there and bein that asshole who asks what half the menu is and if x comes with y, especially not when i can barely speak
>>971090
cabbage isnt the only purple thing....
No.971092
>cabbage isnt the only purple thing....
it is in that picture
No.971093
yeah that's cabbage and rice under those wings
stop bitching and eat your meal
I wish I could afford to BUY food
No.971094
im having steak and potatoes tonight
No.971095
whatever it is, it's probably tasty
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>>971094
im having pizza and bingewatching tv with some friends
No.971097
I'm gonna finish nekomonogatari tonight
it's gonna be fun
No.971098
so grant
how IS LawBreakers?
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>>971079
nice
i hope they keep up the theme of "Bolas shits on them", I don't want any 11th hour power of friendship bullshit
samut's just gonna have to hightail it otu of there and hope djeru doesn't die too quickly
No.971100
antibiotics are a jewish scam and the only pills i take are the red ones
No.971101
[grant in his deathbed] at least I'm not bluepilled... *cough*
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>>971098
never installed it lol
No.971104
>>971103
that just means who owns it
No.971107
No.971108
its pretty epic outside with the sun setting as it looks like its about to rain so it's this uniform good light level grey out
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>>971106
this is a work of art and needs to be framed
No.971110
Superdimension Neptune VS Sega Hard Girls - CODEX
>A collaboration project between ASCII Media Works’ Dengeki Bunko and SEGA, the Sega Hard Girls are made up of various Sega consoles, including the Dreamcast, Sega Saturn, and Mega Drive! These anthropomorphized consoles are girls with an array of personalities and spunk, and this time they are teaming up with Neptune and IF for an all-new adventure!
>The Saturn isn't a CGI version of Segata Sanshiro
YOU HAD THE CHANCE
AND YOU FAILED THE WORLD
No.971111
some twitch streamer went off the rardar after some twitch mixer at e3
20 hours and nobody can contact her, she aint show up at the hotel she aint done anything she was scheduled to, her friends tweet asking if anyones seen her and it gets crossposted to reddit
she shows up a few hours later tweeting she's ok and that she has just been at a casino for the last like, 24 hours??? and that she wanted some time "unplugged" and both of her phones died, she seems mad people were concerened she suddenly vanished.
and like
she spent time tweeting and shit but aint even call her damn ass boyfriend or husband i dont know which
https://twitter.com/asmiseasy/status/875628688833773568
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>>971111
i'm guessing drugs and sex
hope it was worth it
No.971114
>Eternalize is just mega-embalm
BOOOOOOOOOO
No.971115
>tfw nobody to play BL/BL2 with
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>>971113
the hell is a philando castile
No.971117
>>971112
$10 says she ends up getting pregnant from one of the ten guys she got trained on by while she was "taking time unplugged"
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>>971116
remember when that woman went viral for livestreaming a police officer shooting her boyfriend while they say in the car
that's the guy's name
the police officer was charged with involuntary manslaughter and just got off
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No.971120
remember when the NRA backed 2 lawsuits against Chicago when a bunch of black people got denied their carry permits even though they should have been granted
I can't believe they just wanted more black people to get shot by police for carrying guns
ban guns
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>>971120
thanks for your stupid input
No.971122
>hear music
>can't figure out where it's coming from
I had my PS3 on but the monitor switched to VGA so I could keep steam up, and track this game downloading
fuck
No.971123
>>971121
stop posting dumb retarded bullshit you see on twitter and I won't say dumb shit in return
No.971124
>>971123
your post had absolutely NOTHING to do with the twitter post i posted
so
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No.971126
when does the NRA ever comment on police shootings?
they don't
not even when it's a white victim
No.971127
this is more interesting than whatever the fuck you're arguing about right now
No.971128
>>971124
thats not really true
the twitter post is "nra doesn't care about black ppl"
No.971129
uhhh your postings have nothing do with tweetpost makings say nra is raycis???
shut up gremlin child you stupid ninny
No.971130
Uhh clearly it doesn't actually say that explicitly so like you can't just assume that's what they mean grant wtf??? :///
No.971131
holy shit
he could have just ignored it
but this kid went out of his way to shit himself so we all had to see it
incredible
No.971132
this is more interesting than whatever rev posted about whatever youre arguing about
No.971133
>>971131
shut the fuck up retard
No.971134
*tweet heavily implies that the nra is a racist organization*
Wow what the fuck sako, what does your post even have to do with mine at all, fucking retard.
No.971135
>think of a song earlier today
>it pops up in my youtube recommendeds despite not being similar to anything ive listened to recently
No.971136
why am i so much smarter and better than him in literally every way possible
No.971140
he just wont stop shitting himself
where is it all coming from
and why is he making us watch
No.971141
and now he's purposefully misinterpreting police shooting
fuck
off
r e t a r d
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>>971136
you're way more insecure than me, that's for sure
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>>971139
chaz should color her art more often
No.971145
wonk can you just admit you have real actual brain damage from your suicide attempt and save us all the trouble of having to take your blithering bullshit seriously?
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>>971145
dude
why are you so up in arms
if you really thought i was such a retard you wouldn't give such a damn when i said things you don't like
you immediately start talking about how much better and smarter than me you are
you're incredibly insecure and it's pathetic
stop drawing me into your little sad fantasies about me
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>>971147
not reading
shut up retard
No.971149
he brags about being smarter than me
and then calls me a braindamaged retard
in sako's mind, he is proud to be smarter than a brain damaged retard
how pathetic do you have to be?
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>>971146
UGH wrong doom picture hang on
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>>971146
what's the pearl quote from?
No.971153
wonk literally just stop posting you can't win this
I'm incredibly calm and collected and you just keep posting this long shit I'm not gonna fucking read
just accept that I am once again objectively correct while you are objectively wrong
also I'm gay
No.971154
And girls like to grab my sizable cock and balls, and squeeze them a little in crowded arcades
No.971155
i wish i could go to kitchen to get fresh water without waking people up
i'm literally cooking in my own fat rn
No.971156
are we arguing about anything specific or is it just gunlad wanting guns
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Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Dambro, or did you have to work on it?
No.971162
jim is "dambro" like an old family name or something
i see it so much i've forgotten how stupid of a name it is
No.971163
eyyo it's friday night y'all know what THAT means
time to toke and get kicked from some anime discords baby
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should Harry Potter date kawakami or futaba on NG+
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>>971166
the answer is clearly futa kawakami
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>>971127
is this from frog fractions 2
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>>971167
I mean, that is obviously the ideal situation, unfortunately that's not going to happen until the PC version of p5 comes out.
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i guess eating a big pizza with this heat wasnt such a good idea
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>>971168
I don't know? It makes me think of the frog song area in Ocarina of Time
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>>971168
I should really play it, I bought it a few weeks ago.
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>>971174
holy shit it's real
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>>971175
rev does your mom shitpost on hsg
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>>971177
did you really not know it came out? , it's like half a year old by now
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>>971176
the world economica series is written by the author of spice and wolf
but as a VISUAL novel it's lacking in the visuals.
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>>971180
i thought it was an epic joke like the grifter
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>>971183
>The Grifter is an alleged video that was first mentioned somewhere on 4chan's /x/ imageboard. Watching it is said to be a soul-rending experience, far more horrible than anything one could imagine.
sounds lame
did you not think he was actually making a 2nd game?
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>>971184
idk i thought it was a similar thing where you pretend something exists but it epically doesn't
No.971186
In the desert you can remember your name
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>>971153
>I'm incredibly calm and collected
why are we ignoring this gem
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rev has your mom seen this
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>>971189
because wonk was clearly the one that was mad you fucking dolt
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No.971194
Wonk is just mad my penis is girthier and longer than his, and that girls like touching it more
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>>971194
let's be honest
I'm probably bigger soft than wonk is hard
No.971196
what happens when he revs up..........
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>>971194
see now youve just been recycling bsb's shtick
when are you gonna become your own person gunlad
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>>971198
he's boring so never
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>>971196
I can answer that
for money
No.971203
what if bsb self-identifies as sako now
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>>971198
I've taken up BSB's shitposting mantle
No.971206
until the day comes that he reclaims it, I will be here
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holy shit i think this is what they were talking about when they say british humor is tha best
No.971209
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anyway i think we can all agree on a couple things
1. Wonk is retarded
2. Rev's dick is probably bigger than his
3. I'm gay
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No.971212
the animemers are watching meme dragon
kill me
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>>971214
why is wonk so pale in this picture
No.971218
was undertale the only vita game announced at e3
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like some kind of metaphore
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>>971189
because nobody cares probably
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p u r e v a n i l l a
that's a ten