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smt4 but its map let me look at other areas so i didnt have to google to find out where i need to go on sidequests
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>>971221
you have shit taste
No.971223
the gun shop in p5 has some real good music
probably the best shop theme since splatoon
No.971225
yo
i fuckin hate this faggot game
i can't tell where ikebakuro is i dont know where to find this bitch ass temple
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>>971225
that sounds poopy
google not work?
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>Lost $33 dollars from my paycheck
what the fuck i hate taxes now
y'know sako you were right all along taxes ARE theft i shouldn't pay into social security
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>>971229
it's a shame he only got to one of them
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>>971227
>>971226
game faqs gives shit ass directions
"umm just go east of ikamusume to find the temple"
like nigga do i get to ikkitousen from shibuya or do i teleport to my kumigakiwaki teleporter and go east or
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im just annoyed because the layout of destroyed tokyo is stupid and i ahve to go up and down stairs and take boats and shit and the big map isnt useful
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this place is also full of poison clouds and i can only hold 25 antidotes
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>Paying your homeroom teacher to come over to your house in a maid outfit and make coffee for you every night
livin the dream
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the thing i like most about smt4 is that the karn skills aren't entirely worthless like they are in persona and devil survivor
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>>971241
which one are the karn skills
i don't like insta-kill spells, though i did use Alice's on the final miniboss
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one time i downloaded a GY!BE album and never listened to it
and then 3 years later it turned out to be a lolishit album
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>>971242
>which one are the karn skills
exile a permanent, exile a card from your hand, or restart the game with control of all non-aura permanents exiled by karn
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i forgot i got the ikebukuro terminal before i fell asleep yesterday
damn
>>971242
karn is the "reflect one phy/mag attack" spell
not so useful in persona/devil survivor because youre going to just want to spam attacks and can revive your team super easily but in smt4 its not that simple
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>>971245
that was actually kind of funny, rev
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>>971246
oh yea hose seem really bad, i've never bothered with them
No.971249
wait ikebakuro terminal isnt the one i thoguht it was
man, fuck tokyo why couldnt it be set in manhattan
anything not a grid is too complex
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>>971247
it just came to me
No.971253
will i ever finish nekomonogatari black
or will i just keep listening to kaerimichi and marshmallow justice
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>>971253
you should, that's when cat finally gets a sort of decent character
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>>971254
I I think I'm on episode 3
Hanekawa deserves so much better
No.971257
the shorter a season or series is the longer it'll take me to finish it
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>>971256
who even are these assholes
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>>971257
did you watch luluco?
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>>971259
I did
while it aired though
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I want to cum on a girl right now
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I still have no idea what this is referencing
No.971265
apparently it's a pretty cure reference
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>>971271
Rebecca has made her account private since this happened.
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>>971274
writing progressed beyond "anime is only for children"
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>>971274
what's the one on the far right column, middle row?
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>>971276
yea you fit perfectly into the ugly pile
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>>971277
looks like gatari? I think it's crab and rrrgi
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>>971278
he's pretty decent looking, cute to say the least (no homo)
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>>971281
thanks
i really have to get around to watching that
No.971284
>DDR Ultramix games work on my chipped xbox
>which only outputs via composite
>Don't work on my softmod xbox
>which can output via component
FUCK
No.971285
still looking for that eri image where he's eating cheetos and looking at you with a weird smile on his face
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>>971280
this is really sweet thanks dude
<3
No.971287
in the future six will be the new one
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im a celestial bitch whos fucking the moon
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>>971290
shut up you disgusting old man
No.971292
oh look at me im rev im in my 30s and i drink mountain dew with pisssssss
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>>971292
I don't and you know that's a baseless accusation
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i could fall in love with that one mouthpic girl tbh
Sad!
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we had froyo together a few hours prior
No.971310
there need to be psa's out there to tell girls to stop sending sponge mouthpics
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>>971310
that'd be like telling people not to send energy to goku when he's forming a spirit bomb
No.971312
she let me take those myself actually
lol
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*behaves in a heinous and reprehensible manner*
No.971316
why are all the call of duty titles priced so high
modern warfare 3 is still $40
No.971317
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
It's not warm when she's away
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And she's always gone too long
Anytime she goes away
No.971318
*those passenger of shit lyrics where that one chick is singing about circumcision and poop in vaginas and etc*
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i forgot adderall makes me feel like i'm trans
alex jones was right
No.971322
poor bsb
he went from a regular fag to an emo fag
No.971323
i went from psuedonormie underachiever to epicfag
No.971324
i could be a good trap if i tried really hard
No.971325
what if vfan was me from the future
No.971326
uhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm spamming the thread
No.971327
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm niggerclit now
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real talk tho i'd be a better trans than saltlick and niggerclit combined
i bet i could even fool some of the boyz eventually
No.971329
i'm shmorking up over here!
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>very high pollen levels across the uk
[gross sobbing]
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>people acting religious in the overwatch chatbox at 5 in the morning
what the fuck is going on
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i think i just heard a gunshot
i know somebody got murdered near here a few days ago
lol
No.971337
I wonder how many fuckers have fooled themselves into becoming trans from thirst alone
No.971338
I'm playing Arms sponge get Arms
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>>971338
i might once i have more money
No.971340
Why come Joycon so damn moneyful
I had to pay really money for another pair
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>>971340
all your cumdollars:)
No.971342
quick reminders:
- the public theater did a version of julius caesar with obama as caesar in 2012
- julius caesar ends with the public rioting and killing the nobles who killed caesar because the public really really really liked caesar
No.971343
>getting triggered by Shakespeare
You deserve to die
No.971345
today's mood: unreasonably frustrated by a few not very important things
No.971346
i hope me having to blow my nose so much means im almost done being sick
No.971348
i'm so sticky, i hate summer so much
No.971349
what are some places that ar basically guaranteed to be empty on father's day?
No.971350
someone cut off my hands before i make my oc and make him be enid's girlfriend (male)
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>>971350
Lakewood Plaza Turbo was much better
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I bet Red Action isn't even in it
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>>971354
red action is in ok ko, like the 3rd episode or something
No.971357
>all those people livid about Mineta
godspeed grape-kun
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>>971324
who's this girl, did you get pics of her mouth
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>>971361
No he's a straight male even worse
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>>971361
he's eridan but with the balls to cop a feel
No.971365
>[F4M][Script Fill] Fairy Girlfriend is "Ready"[Fantasy][Size Difference]
No.971366
i think, therefore i meme
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>>971364
whats the spoiler say
No.971368
her tits aren't even that big, i don't get this meme
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>>971368
bad meme, right is way cuter
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>>971368
they're pretty big
No.971371
>judge declares a mistrial in cosby case
>"Cosby spokesperson says Bill Cosby's "power is back" after mistrial, tells Gloria Allred to "go back to law school""
No.971372
Audrey and the other one suck and are fake af
Sam knows what she's talking about and she has a lovely voice
No.971373
>newt gingrich says "technically the president cannot obstruct justice because he's the president"
>the same newt gingrich who voted to impeach bill clinton for obstruction of justice
this is pathetic
No.971374
yeah get on with it already!
pence for prez!!
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>>971361
He's the Designated Pervert Character
That character isn't even inherently garbage mineta is just annoying and bad.
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>>971373
>>newt gingrich says "technically the president cannot obstruct justice because he's the president"
did he say this seriously?
what the fuck
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>>971376
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/16/politics/gingrich-defends-trump-again/index.html
>"Technically, the President of the United States cannot obstruct justice," Gingrich said at the National Press Club in an event to promote his new book, "Understanding Trump." "The President of the United States is the chief executive officer of the United States. If he wants to fire the FBI director, all he's got to do is fire him."
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>>971377
man i wish i could gift Hiveswap to the Pope
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>>971378
>The President of the United States is the chief executive officer of the United States. If he wants to fire the FBI director, all he's got to do is fire him.
ok yea, but "The POTUS cannot obstruct justice" and "The POTUS can fire a person" are completely different things.
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>>971347
feefees hurt over facts
wow
No.971382
I just snapped and ate three days worth of food
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I want an E3 Championship ring for every finger and the thumbs
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>>971382
There is still time to purge!
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>>971384
I love this picture so much
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>>971382
have you not been eating
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>>971382
time to hibernate
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>>971387
I've been on a diet for a while
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>>971386
There's an image of Ono at the Capcom booth and they have like 6
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>>971382
you fucked up big times
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>>971389
is it a diet or are you not eating enough
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>>971382
Is suicide an option or...
No.971395
*jiggles anon's belly fat*
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>>971389
Drink a bunch of Castor Oil and pretend you never fucked up
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contrary to popular belief "starving yourself" is not dieting
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>>971400
what is dieting then
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contrary to popular belief you can diet and not starve yourself
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>>971328
not exactly an accomplishment tbh
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>>971401
record how much of what you put in your body
compare with how much energy you spend on a daily basis
reconcile the two creating deficits or surpluses as needed
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>>971405
you ever seen a joint that big
it's amazing
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My little sister is a fucking swamp monster! I can’t fucking believe it! What are the odds that my incredibly specific fetish for gelatinous blobs of disgusting social runoff would happen to also be combined with my little sister, whom I’ve wanted to fuck basically since the day she was born??
One day I was just jacking off outside my sister’s bedroom while listening to her talk on the phone to one of her stupid-ass friends, when all of a sudden, BAM, she yells, “BY THE WAY, I’M A SWAMP MONSTER IN SECRET, DON’T TELL MY RETARD BROTHER,” and I was like, “OH SHIT NIGGA NO WAY,” and then I caught the scent--the scent of rancid, bubbling green liquid which was slowly seeping under the door. At that moment, my dick couldn’t take it any more. I was gonna fuck that swamp sister whether she liked it or not!
I powered right through the lock on her door handle and flung the door open in one swift motion, hand and dick outstretched in salute, and screamed, “BITCH I KNOW YOU KNOW I GOTTA GET IN THAT SICK AS SWAMP PUSSSAAAYYY!” and she said, “I KNOW YOU PLAYIN’ NII-SAMA, OF COURSE I WAS YELLIN THAT SHIT SO YOU COULD HEAR ME,” and I said, “BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!” and then I fucked her in every part of her body cause she’s made of swamp and that’s cool and shit, and then my cum was floating around in her afterwards and stuff, you get it, you’ve read these kinds of porn before. You’re hip, you’re young, you’re down to clown on some monster girls and some out-there sex shit. You ain’t no fuckin’ square. You don’t even bat an eye at lolis getting railed by horses or giant Godzillas fucking bigger, giantess Godzillas, or none of that shit. You know what the fuck is UP. You don’t PLAY. HELL YEAH, WHAT’S REALLY GOOD MOTHER FUCKER??
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>>971409
i wanna fuck these b__ l_
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Smith said that Sarkeesian’s criticism of the first Dishonored made him defensive at first, but played a role in the way Arkane approached the way it wrote the women of Dishonored 2.
“Your comment,” Smith said. “Which I will always remember and I’ll take it to my grave is … ‘While Dishonored is a game that does many things very well, the roles it has for women are very narrow.’”
After hearing Sarkeesian’s criticisms, he said that it made him see the way Arkane depicted the women of Dishonored 1 in a new light. Here are his comments in full:
At first, you take some criticism and go, ‘Wait a minute,’ and then you look and it’s like, ‘Wow, every woman in Dishonored 1 is either a servant, a prostitute, a witch, a queen or a little girl. Or a mistress.’ We have a mistress also. You know, that was not an intentional choice.
So, when something like that pops up, you can get defensive if you want, or you can say, ‘Guys, let me just ask this: Did we mean that?’ And the answer is no, we did not mean that.
Would the game be worse if we took an action on [this criticism], or would the game be better? The game would be richer and more interesting … and we carried that over into Dishonored 2 and we’re very happy we did.
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>>971406
i wanna be fucked like those girls are gonna
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amazon bought wholefoods so now groceries will be priced differently for different people
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>>971411
i haven't played it but the first one was apparently good so i guess she contributed to something that's not completely awful
>>971414
>will be priced differently for different people
what
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>>971411
okay but who gives a shit if i can play as Emily
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anyway I'm not starving myself but a 1,000 calorie deficit almost every day for eight months still fucks with you
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>>971417
>1,000 calorie deficit
dumb fucking idiot
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>>971416
it makes the story better
>>971415
>>will be priced differently for different people
pretty sure that's what they did for their physical bookstores
prime members get better prices
>Our goal with Amazon Prime, make no mistake,” says Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, “is to make sure that if you are not a Prime member, you are being irresponsible.”
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>>971418
That's two pounds a week
which is a healthy rate
No.971421
ben garrison's low-key tf fetish
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>>971417
why not just work out more
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>>971422
It used to be 2500 but I just checked for the first time in a while and it's 2200
I eat 1500 calories a day
>>971423
I do and that's still creating a deficit
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>>971420
have you been losing 2 pounds a week for 8 months
if youve been losing muscle mass that'll fuck with you too
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>>971426
I maintain muscle with weight lifting
I do eat a extra when I work out to compensate
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>>971411
Thank god now little girls can grow up thinking they've got what it takes to be an assassin.
No.971429
I can't believe I'm still in love with Vriska.
How did it all come to this?
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[in boston accent voice] im naht lootin
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>>971429
terminally shit waifu taste
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I didn't know anyone who liked the vriskagram when it came out
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>>971419
>pretty sure that's what they did for their physical bookstores
>prime members get better prices
oh i thought it meant like some arbitrary thing, not a prime discount
which is still a bit weird considering it's a grocery store but whatever
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
anyone who thinks vriskagram "ruined" moonsetter is clearly delusional
nothing can ruin this song
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>>971440
maybe not ruined, but it made it shittier
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>>971442
no, it didn't
nothing can make that song worse and if you think so you're a fake moonsetter fan
No.971444
the only thing that got shittier
is you
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>>971445
okay that got shittier too i'll give you that one
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>>971443
interesting hypothesis but consider this rebuttal: vriskagram
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>>971444
I'm on a path of self improvement
the me of today is the best version of myself and tomorrow I'm going to be even better
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>>971448
your waifu has a stupid face
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>>971448
fuck yeah!!! i love that enthusiasm!!!
keep it up!
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>>971447
it didn't make the song worse, the song is the same as it always was
letting your mind be clouded with doubt and hatred for a shitty comic is on you
hate the comic
love the song
be at peace
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>>971449
she's not my waifu
you are
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one billion songs to choose from
and he picked one of the best ones to taint with that shit
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>>971451
the song exists with vriskagram, it makes the song worse, just like how a good flash makes a song better
>>971453
he should have used on of the thousands of bad songs from volume 5
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>>971452
grant has a stupid face
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>>971453
it is really confusing
like, why that song
anyway let's listen to a good remix too
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listening to moonsetter without remembering vriskagram is impossible unless you have shit memory
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>>971458
you can remember it without dwelling on it and making the whole experience about it
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>>971459
the whole experience doesn't have to be about it to make it worse
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>>971458
good think i do then
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>>971460
alright man, wallow in your sadness and hatred
i'm gonna listen to a song i like a lot
No.971463
wonks drug-addled brain causing complete disassociation between music and comic
No.971464
what you have made the vriskagram music hsg
hardmode: not just purposefully picking a bad song because who cares
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>>971463
see it's not fair of me to say any of this anyway cuz even when i do think of vriskagram it's not in a negative way necessarily
it's just a thing that happened
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>>971464
elevator-style music but it's megalovania
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>>971464
tubthumping by chumbawumba
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>>971467
that would be kickass
No.971470
a more upbeat remix of cobalt thief
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are you ready for hiveswap to blow what little money they have on animated cutscenes instead of making the videogame part
it's gonna be act 7 all over again
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>>971471
the gameplay is going to be clicking "next page" and "play" on animated cutscenes
there will be three in the first act of the first part of the first game!
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>>971471
pretty sure that kickstarter money is long gone
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>>971474
i never said it was kickstarter money
that ol' well of welovefine is gonna run dry eventually
No.971476
I will kill Hussie in Vriska's name!!!
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im gonna search those msparp pages for 'vriskagram'
No.971479
which epic homestuck character would you ask for mouthpics
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>>971479
mom lalonde
her face is all mouth
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>GC: //Ive seen that Davekat became canon and I want to shoot Hussie
>((Oh ok, Nevermind I've seen that)$
>((I thought there was another one with further Davekat))
>GC: //Because Karezi is my otp and I want to fucking shoot Hussie in the head, crush his soul into little tiny itty bitty bits, munch on it, swallow it, then shit it out and force it back into his body, just so he can feel the pain when I rip him slowly apart, finger by finger, limb by limb.
yeah that's about what anyone could expect
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>>971480
i bet she's got a big uvula
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>>971482
would it be fair to assume rose inherited her giant uvula
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mom lalonde, sneaking into rose's room every night and sucking on her uvula until it's big and swollen like hers
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you see the lalondes have unhinged jaws
No.971489
i'm being a mouthpic thot on snapchat again
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>>971481
homestuck fans: they're just like us!
No.971491
karezi fans deserve helicopter rides
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>>971491
is that slang for something or do you mean an actual helicopter ride
>>971488
mom lalonde can do the pingu mouth thing
No.971493
what kind of a man would spit in a homestucker's bucket before throwing him out of a helicopter?
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>>971492
its how Pinocchio removed the commies from Chile.
it's the economic right's equivalent of guillotine/gulag
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i bet y'all can't name a single damn bad thing that vriska ever done did
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>>971497
tried to fuck the whiny cripple
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>>971497
literally responsible for bec getting prototyped you dumb bitch
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>>971497
made Jack English post retcon
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>>971497
sent nudes to wesley
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>>971497
she did everything wrong
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>>971500
I've forgotten the jack english timeline completely at this point
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>>971504
killed thousands of trolls for her mom
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>>971497
She had a good deal to do with the destruction of Homestucks narrative pacing
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>GA: ((Some anon in HSG pointed out how it's less solving problems, and more preventing them from forming.
nice we got a mention
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every person who allowed grenfell to fall below fire standard belongs in prison
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>>971514
buddy if everyone who belonged in prison was put there we'd have no one left to run the country
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>>971516
and the people who are left would do a much better job
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>>971515
they didn't have a choice
the people building it had a choice
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>>971517
they don't have the proper qualifications
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>>971520
>needing to be "qualified" to hold public office
buddy...
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>Nepeta: :33 < ((and the first update with vriskagram just made nepkat even more shippable!))
oh no
this poor roleplayer had no idea
No.971523
>trump has an $84k pension from the screen actor's guild
No.971525
>mission requires you to scan artifacts of a race
>it doesn't tell you an exact number to scan, just fills a bar arbitrarily, different amounts based on the "importance" of the artifact
>finally find a village
>scan every single item in the village
>a tiny amount still left in the bar to fill
>need to go to a whole new star system because this system only has one "forest" planet
this game is balls i wish i wasn't hooked
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>>971525
yeah thats starbound alright
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>i'll be completely honest i'm horrified of human interaction and plan on dying a virgin but fantasizing about this is hot
>but like the hottest thing i can think of is bringing this fantasy as close as possible to reality and then just jacking off there
>like i would love so much to have a nepeta cosplayer completely thirsty for my dick and from my body language be like 100% sure that we are going to bang and then at the very last minute shut her down
>that would be so erotic to me
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>>971529
>>971530
get out of here before you contaminate me with your shit taste
No.971534
>the explosion of coco art because of the crash bandicoot remake
woah
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>>971534
yeah it's terrible
No.971536
Bite my dick straight off
No.971537
i keep drinking and pissing
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>>971531
Faking out stacys is epic but it's just an emotional/mental orgasm not erotic
No.971539
>no offense but johndave is the best n most wholesome pairing in the world
is this post true or false please provide examples/counterexamples
No.971540
okay but starbound as something going for it
i went to a new starsystem
went to a new forest planet
and it had a huge swamp
and i found more of the same race that im supposed to be investigating, except they clearly had adapted to the swamp, and it was a uniquely constructed village suited to the environment
that's neat
they probably have a different accent
No.971541
>girls who have had another man's dick in her mouth
No.971542
>tfw Dave and Rose used to be my fav kids
No.971543
>>971542
which ones are your fave now?
mine are dirk and jake cuz they're in yaois >/////<
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No.971550
i just opened 48 packs of cards in shadowverse
No.971551
each pack contains 8 cards
i got 384 cards
for free
No.971552
Kid Blueperson is the only good kid.
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>>971549
yeah, that's gonna be a no from me dogg
No.971554
>a sign with the advanced monkey race on it
>in a prison
>"there is no need to be upset"
goddamnit
No.971555
>>971554
is this war for the planet of the apes?
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>>971555
starbound
i wish this was in planet of the apes
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>>971553
>>971549
*thinks about it a second*
i'm curious about porn, but only in the morbid curiosity sense, not to jerk my meat sense
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No.971564
for my next trick, ill search for 'wwalks'
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>>971564
>over 100 matches already
wwell then...
No.971567
ill try 'wwalks into' to narrow it down
No.971568
*wwalks into an alternate reality wwhere eri wwins*
No.971569
>>971559
>>971549
who is she
what is she
No.971570
what if instead of vriskagram...
erigram?
No.971571
>>971569
that's one of the new villains from super mario odyssey. she's supposed to be a rabbit named harriet, i think?
No.971572
>CA: here wwe are at the wwater. noww start wwalking out into the wwater.*wwalks into wwater*
decent but we can do better
No.971573
>>971571
>rabbit
okay, obviously a hare.
No.971574
i want to buy whats-her-face's game!
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>>971571
these are amazing
No.971576
but we're never gonna get any art of the other ones besides her
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>>971572
how do you search on msparp
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>>971551
>>971550
yea i heard they're super generous with free cards
No.971579
>>971575
They're an evil wedding planning firm
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>>971577
you download a fuckload of the threads like i did
No.971582
>>971580
everything's canon
No.971583
>ERIDAN: *wwalks into the club* wwhat up, plebeians?
i have a feeling this is the best im gonna get, most of the results were really innocuous roleplay things
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No.971588
There's fucking F I V E Nissas in Standard, all of them are within in the past 10 months
Gideon tribal was a sort of decent joke, but now it's even worse
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>>971589
Lookin' 👀👀 for the 💍 Wedding Ring, chumps 🤓🤓🤓? Too bad! The 🐲 Boss has it now 🕚🕚🕚!
No.971591
Ah yes the famous bowser emoji
No.971592
>>971589
Whenever someone says Bowser they use a Bowser icon, so if you want that to be an emoji, sure.
No.971593
>see porn with a snapchat caption thing
>really like drawings that do that
>but its of coco
why god
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No.971595
make bowser an official emoji
No.971597
>>971587
i'm so fucking happy
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No.971600
>Chihaya's seiyuu was the same person that voiced Anna from Shimoneta
man now I'm sad again, her death was pretty bad
No.971601
>if I get better I want to get married
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No.971603
>crowds of loud, drunken idiots milling about outside my window
No.971604
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
The Killing Joke Movie and The Problem With Comics
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>>971602
It's what the VA mentioned in >>971600 said just before she died.
No.971606
>>971603
Man this exact thing is happening to me too with my neighbors next door.
I have to choose between closing my window and being cooked alive in my room or keeping it open and having to listen to them and it fucking sucks.
No.971607
>>971605
oh, right, yea
i even made the post about her, i'm dumb
No.971608
>>971606
this feel, i feel you deeply
No.971609
also igor's seiyuu died too, which is apparently the reason they did the whole yalada voice thing
No.971610
>>971609
that happened, like, a while ago tho
No.971611
>>971610
do you know how long the game's been in development
No.971612
>>971611
nope
fair while, i'm imagining
No.971613
im really tired and I want to go to sleep
No.971615
recommend me your favorite anime
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>>971615
Mobile Suit Gundam
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No.971624
I can still pre-order the Wedding Dress Holo figure
but now I have to choose between my waifu and my favorite movie ever
help
No.971625
i forgot that i was gonna make a shitpost involving cwc's mom
No.971626
>>971623
>>971622
you guys are original
>>971616
thank you
No.971627
getting over my anxiety and forcing myself to go down to the buffet and ask for a job tomorrow.
I'm going to stop being a neet
I want this figure
wish me luck lads
No.971628
>>971627
did you buy the detergent for your good clothes?
No.971629
>>971628
I did!!
I even bought new clothes yesterday
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>>971630
That one
I can still preorder it on crunchyroll's website
I'm going to get this job and save up every single cent I get for this fucking figure
No.971633
also im getting my holo nendoroid in july!
No.971634
>>971632
It's "only" $130 dude I made that in about half a week.
No.971635
>>971634
i don't know how much I'll get paid if I take this technically illegal under the table job is all
No.971638
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>>971615
welcome to the nhk
No.971640
*transforms into an onahole*
*waits*
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No.971642
Futanari!Hyper Libido!tentacleTherapist [Rose] joined chat. 2
No.971643
>PC Pride flag
lol black people
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>>971642
[[TW: Scat and Urine. Deranged Morals. Futanari. Urethral Penetration.]] Rose lay in her crib sucking her thumb, something that wouldn’t be too unusual for a baby, but she was eighteen. She had on a pretty purple dress with a flower pattern on it over her diaper. Her diaper was very dirty, so much so that shit was spilling out of the openings for her legs and her waist, and she loved it. She’d positioned her penis so it would be stuck in her overflowing pile of crap and she was continuously leaking piss from the catheters shoved in her urethras, both the one on her cock and the one in her pussy. She sat waiting and bored, she had broken her last “Toy” the day before. He couldn’t take a knitting needle all the way through his cock and his mind just shattered, then he wasn’t any fun to play with. But Rose was happy, oh so happy, her Mom had said she had a surprise for her so maybe she had gotten her a new toy, or was going to play with her! She could barely contain her excitement as the door to her nursery started to slowly open [[Looking for a new “Toy” or a Ms. Lalonde]]
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>>971645
>10.75 mb for a 4 second video
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>>971647
Who has a display that refreshes that fast
No.971649
>world is full
>710 players in queue
Guess I'm doing something else today
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>>971650
be my slave and I'll buy you a new phone
No.971652
>need money to pay rent
nice
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>>971655
$35 but I still have two weeks to come up with it
No.971655
the fuck happened to that post
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>>971655
you typed the wrong number?
No.971658
>>971656
>type
nah I click the post number
it put in the wrong number
No.971660
>Bought the dancing outfits because they look cool, it comes with music from the game
>Can't change what music you have playing, it's just determined by what joker's wearing
this is comically retarded, at least the others are ok
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>>971661
I'm gonna date her when I do a third run, but that won't be for at least a few more weeks.
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No.971664
Yes goyim, settle down with your wife and her boyfriend! Raise their children and always remember the 6 septillion!
No.971665
>the phone in the bag with rice thing actually worked
epic
anybody want me to post some mouthpics to celebrate
No.971666
they paid you not to listen and now your house is on fire
No.971667
>>971665
of course it works
go ahead
>>971663
look up "men going their own way"
No.971668
>>971667
i guess i wasn't sure if the problem was it getting wet or not
i had it plugged into the charger while it was in the rice too, so, i suppose it's possible the rice actually had nothing to do with it
No.971669
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
current aesthetic: old 2009 ytp cdi rpg battles
No.971670
watched "all the president's men" tonight
relevant
No.971671
>emetophilia fanart of professor poopypants
i guess that's where we are now, as a culture
No.971672
who wants to see something gross
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>>971675
whose dick is this
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>>971676
that's not gross that's our lord and savior
No.971682
>>971680
no clue
here's their tits
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>>971682
those sure are tits
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>>971690
>Stuffy Doll abuse combo
fuck YES
No.971695
>congratulations! i've decided the trophy comes with one free Nuru!
l-lewd
No.971696
I kind of want Summer to be over so I can hang out with friends again.
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>>971696
i want summer to be over because heat is gay
No.971698
the only good thing about summer is that i can do the thing with my toes
No.971699
if there ever was a dinosaur in a mound of icicles i would wanna train it to ride a ball
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No.971703
the bbc would know a thing or two about being pedophiles lel!!!
No.971704
clarke: i'm going to take this job at the dhs, everyone!
dhs: uhh, we're not offering a job, so...
clarke: ...
clarke: i've decided i no longer want the job!
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>>971701
what was so good about the first one
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>>971705
it felt nice and it would be cool if it was from an epic girl
No.971708
That episode where Val Hallen lost his magic axe and reverted to a skinny wimp
except it's a metaphor for before and after I fell in love with a dumpy chick I work with
No.971709
>>971708
get u a man who can do both
No.971710
me and bsb are almost the same thing
No.971711
I once had boundless charisma, I felt really good because I made a lot of money and didn't have to work that much, and I wore cool sunglasses a lot and had nice hair and girls like me
but then I started developing feelings for some chick who's breath smells like an ashtray and she's not even the hottest chick ever she's got a muffin top and she's really super liberal and bitches about trump and why can't I stop thinking about her fuck fuck fuck this is gay shit I hate love fuck you cupid suck my cock, eat shit forever you homo I'm gonna punch your dick straight off
No.971712
>>971711
wow, this is some advanced hsg.
No.971713
>>971711
>mufffin top
>super liberal
i don't understand why these are bad things?????
No.971714
>>971711
also did your dad smoke around you when you were little?
No.971715
>>971711
shout "make america great again" and whip out your flaccid cock
(your cock needs to be labeled "america" for this to work)
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>>971714
is this important
should I be worried
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No.971718
hes gonna try to paint it as some freud fag shit
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No.971720
"sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, you polesmoking fag" - freud
No.971721
me and my friend used to use "momdicks" as code for cigarettes in front of my friends dad
i came up with the codeword, needlepicly to say
No.971722
The thing that I hate the most is that I'm sad when I'm not around her, and I know that sounds like some mega fag shit but the fact that I only have one shift with her this week pisses me off
I want to take her the the movies and park and spin around in a field holding hands and all of that retarded crap from movies that I hate
No.971723
bsb, is it possible that you're developing normal human feelings?
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>>971718
>I can be a boy for you, if you really want
No.971725
why does future trunks do naruto hand symbols before he destroys frieza
No.971726
it's like when Hyde fell in love with Jackie
No.971727
>>971723
they are terrible and I hate them
No.971728
yamchas spirit ball attack is the most underused move in dbz
moving ur energy around is a good trick especially with how everyone stands around like a moron all the time
No.971729
>>971728
Yamcha is underrated
No.971731
I would like to point out that, if she had these same feelings for me and wanted to by my girlfriend that would be extremely good shit. I would be happy to do all the mushy stuff they talk about in songs, even more than banging her. I think that would be some pretty good shit, you know what I mean?
No.971732
>>971729
i agree
he was the first "really strong bad guy they cant beat who then becomes the strong friend who loses to everyone to show how strong the new bad guy is" so everyone shits on him for being lowest on the pecking order
No.971733
>>971732
Is Super going to redeem him? Super Human Blue Yamcha when?
No.971734
>>971731
i think you're about to slurp some gurt
have you asked her for pictures of her mouth yet?
No.971735
i hope the upcoming db super arc has androids 17 and 18 doing some cool ass combo team attacks like their budokai 3 super accel dance
No.971736
>>971734
why do you do that?
also how? Do you just add random girls on snapchat and askthem to send you pictures of their mouth? How many of them even respond?
No.971737
>>971733
yamcha's va did recently tweet he recorded a lot of lines in character......
No.971738
sponge is a strange creature but at least he knows how to get what he wants, so I guess more power to you little buddy
No.971739
send me pictures of the back of your knee.
No.971740
>>971736
it's epic
and it isn't that hard if you find the right girlz, more than you think might respond really well
haven't you noticed the variety in the mouthpics i post?
No.971742
she actually did add me on snapchat recently, even though I never use it
I guess I should at least try and think of something funny to send to her. That's the first step to swapping nudes I guess
No.971743
they should have brought cell back and had him do all the forms from ppl hes made of all at the same time
super saiyan god super saiyan (goku, vegeta)
golden (frieza)
giant (piccolo)
No.971744
>>971742
find an animal irl and send her pictures of it
especially if its an animal doing funny or cute things
No.971745
I've sent her a few memes before, I think if there was some context in which I could send her one of these images I would and she might find it funny
No.971746
>>971742
snapchat her dude
but make sure you have a good feel for your angles
No.971749
I think I know the way to her heart but I need to get into more intimate moments with her first, when she is feeling vulnerable and depressed so I can boost her self-confidence, but if I only see her like once a week it is tough.
I know the same bar she goes to every night (Shitbucket McHenry's) but I don't want to just show up unannounced, especially now that she knows I'm not drinking
No.971750
I want an masochistic mmo tank in bdsm gear.
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>>971749
snapchat her dickweed, this is primo advice
send her jawline pics until she's forever dripping for you
No.971753
sponge where do you live again?
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>>971753
northern illinois, really fucking close to wisconsin
No.971756
hmm, there goes plan "have sponge come with me to the bar and act so obnoxious in comparison that she falls madly in love with me"
I better start off with snaps of just normal funny stuff that happens at work.
No.971759
>>971756
you can do that with me, but replace obnoxious with depressing
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>>971759
so a horse walks into a bar, and smoker girl asks him "why the long face?"
No.971761
I think it was always obvious that bsb has a thing for tumblrinas from the pictures he posts
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>>971761
he's explicitly stated that multiple times I think
No.971764
>>971760
chronic depression and a lack of self worth
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>>971761
oh I've got a type, all right
it's that forbidden fruit I crave
No.971766
I've got NONE ideas for this character and I'm anger.
No.971767
>>971765
you probably expect them to ask when the stork is scheduled to arrive
No.971768
>>971767
I don't understand what you are trying to say here, it's a dumb post you just made.
No.971769
>>971768
tumblrinas are stupid is the implication
No.971771
bsb do you think this girl would send you mouthpics on snapchat if you asked
No.971772
>>971771
she would most certainly never talk to me again
No.971773
>>971770
OF COURSE IT'S DOBSON
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No.971775
anyway this image is extremely fucking epic
No.971776
I think she would be less upset if I just asked to see her pussy
No.971777
>>971776
i feel like you're probably wrong in assuming that
No.971778
Mouthpics are not my goal, my goal is to get her to want to kiss me, after that making her my gf will be like taking candy from a baby.
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No.971780
help me think of something to send her that isn't horrible
No.971781
ambush anal vore predators
No.971782
last thing she sent me was this, so this is her sense of humor
No.971783
i hadn't considered how sexy i would find an anemone fursona
No.971784
>>971782
that's some normie tier humor alright
No.971785
I fucked up
I'm going to look very visibly deprived of sleep if I go to diner
should I still go
No.971786
it doesn't even open until 7
why the fuck do I ever believe my dad.
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>>971786
>>971785
take a cold shower
No.971789
Am I the last faggot on hsg that hasn't broken character
No.971791
>having a character
ha ha, what? hsg isn't a sitcom.
*switches tags to e621*
No.971792
>>971785
werent you gonna go get a job at the buffet?
No.971793
fuck i slept for 12 hours
No.971794
cant get a job cause i look sleepy
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>>971789
we dont' care if you're gay, abaj
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No.971801
so I clicked into >>>/gdpe/ because I was expecting hispanic women
you know
>guadalupe
nope
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No.971803
guess who collapsed while getting out of bed today xd
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>>971802
You must earn your right to copulate with them in a deadly test of strength!
No.971805
I can't even bend over now
my back is so fucked
i should see a doctor instead of forcing myself to walk down to a diner and stand up washing dishes from 7AM - 1PM
No.971806
>>971803
>>971805
why am i not surprised by this outcome?
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>>971805
>>971803
go to the fucking doctor
or, go to work and pretend you got hurt there so you can sue them
No.971810
“Mit brennender Sorge” or “With Burning Concern” was a papal letter secretly smuggled into Germany and read from every Catholic pulpit on Palm Sunday, 1937. The letter was written in German, not the usual Latin, so everyone could understand. It condemned the Reich Government. It implied that everyone in Heaven was laughing at Hitler, a “prophet of nothingness”. It denounced the exaltation of one race or blood over another, ie racism.
The day after “Mit Brennender Sorge,” the Gestapo raided the churches the next day to confiscate all the copies they could find, and the presses that had printed the letter were closed.
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>>971811
shouldn't dave and john's reactions be switched
wait no that's right john feels nothing and dave only ironically feels nothing
No.971813
>>971802
GETTING an orc gf is easy
feed her
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No.971820
>faggot dating sim
>with voice talent from a bunch of faggots
fitting
No.971821
>>971780
oh did you help with the voice acting
No.971822
i'm not just gonna go for the one voiced by danny
i'm not gonna
i might
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>>971818
>game grumps
>voicing gay porn projects on the internet that are just stupid enough to pass off as ironic
i am shock
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>>971823
the jew looks gay
arin's not gay but he's trans
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>>971824
arin is into crossdressing
danny is a fag in at least some senses
No.971828
game grumps but with me and sponge instead
No.971829
Hey I'm epic
And I'm not so epic
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>>971830
who cares what he thinks
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>>971833
the answer is always sony
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>>971833
that reminds me, I really gotta get through SO4
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>>971834
sony had monhun and sotc but it wasn't as good as nintendo
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>>971837
begone nintendrone
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>>971842
its weird seeing traditional drawing these days
No.971845
>people who are jacking off to futaba
she's like, 15, gross
No.971846
>>971845
joker's like 16/17
but if you have her as a waifu it's probaby worse, yea
No.971847
>>971845
the homestuck kids were 13 for a while
No.971848
>>971847
so were we at the time
or at least i hope so
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No.971851
Futaba looks like an inkling
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>>971845
im not gonna take moral judgement from a furry
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No.971855
Is that a motherh*ckin homestuck reference?????
No.971856
>>971800
That last pic might be the best one you've ever posted.
No.971857
I want to shoot a thick homestuck reference down Futaba's throat!
No.971858
I want to hold Futaba down on my cock until she passes out.
No.971859
homestuck?
HOMESTUCK!?
*starts to autistically beat on chest like a gorilla and screeches like an ape* AAAH! AAAAH!
No.971860
>>971856
are you joking those tits are terrible
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>>971860
They are pretty good for Rev tits.
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>>971821
huh?
>>971850
but roger ebert is dead
No.971865
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>>971865
second file name is fact
No.971869
>I have to unlock Universe/Chaos difficulty
well, FUCK
No.971870
>>971868
Yeah, but I wish she had a tiny g string on
No.971871
this persona girl looks like a splatoon and it's really throwing me off
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No.971873
File: f25b29d09b7e554⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 158.52 KB, 1024x1568, 32:49, DBKoXroXsAElylu.jpg large.jpg)
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>>971866
>>971867
and a little bit of each
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>>971873
third pic is great
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>>971873
Pic 4 wins this round
No.971876
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No.971877
girl masturbating with a knife
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No.971879
>>971877
Google searches of a mad man
No.971880
new fetish idea: unpooping
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>>971880
>>971881
but that's...literally anal vore
No.971883
>>971881
yeah but instead of a dick, it's a turd
No.971884
D1D SOM3ON3 S4Y 4N4L VOR3
No.971886
>>971883
It's called turtl-ing then
No.971887
>>971885
They look so tasty...
No.971888
>>971880
so it's the opposite of your posts?
No.971889
>>971886
turtling is when it pokes out and stuff, this is straight up putting the loose turd back in your butt
No.971890
>>971889
Okay then what? You poop it out?
No.971891
>>971890
if you want, although there's probably a fetish for hoarding poop in your colon
No.971892
Poop hoarders 2: underage and oversexed
No.971893
enough of that though, have this amazing art
No.971895
The problem for us guys is that when we masturbate, a bunch of stuff comes out of our cocks and we have to clean it up
No.971896
>>971895
that's why god made cum really tasty
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>>971899
so they can hear each other over the constant cocksucking
No.971901
>check steam forums
>there are kids there who have been holding onto money since christmas just to buy hiveswap
glad im not a dumb idiot child
No.971902
>the did the math
>the chance of any one person fulfilling 48 prophecies in the old testament
>it's really really small
>so jesus is the messiah
ugh
No.971903
Favorite Homestuck flash?
I liked the one where Dave whipped his hog out in front of Rose and asked for her advice.
No.971904
>>971902
>doing the math on religion
Stupid, you are supposed to blindly follow.
No.971905
>>971902
Jesus can't be the messiah because he's not from the bloodline of David
Joseph isn't his dad, God is
No.971906
>>971902
what about prophecies jesus didn't fulfil?
No.971907
>>971903
i always found it weird how few porn flashes ended up being made of homestuck, considering how much it used flash itself
No.971908
>>971903
the one where jade went on a dersite killing spree
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No.971911
jade "pull the trigger on a nigger" harley
No.971913
>>971910
because zeus didnt have the time to turn into a bull and fuck his wife
No.971914
>>971912
shit forgot to spoiler them
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>>971915
i got more of her
No.971919
>>971918
Okay, post some more please.
No.971920
>>971917
it's this epicgirl
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No.971922
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No.971923
>>971920
so you call her daddy
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>>971920
got nudes of her?
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>>971920
What's on her face?
No.971928
She has BOTH her legs?
Gross, I'll pass.
No.971929
>>971912
>the tattoo on the first one
>>971917
why would that be me
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>>971920
she needs to clean her tongue it looks like
No.971943
>daddy gf
i got nothin because i never had a daddy!!!!!