>You will never have a seat in the local bar, next to a rather large looking dragoon knight
>You'll never order a drink and she'll never notice your choice in alcohol, and bring up idle chatter
>You won't sit and chat with her while getting more drinks, most of it for her
>You will never get to hear her talk about her adventures in a drunken stupor
>You won't have to take her home safely while she hiccups cutely
>You won't tuck her into bed, making sure she doesn't fall out and hit the hard wood floor
>She won't call you over before you leave, and suddenly grab you to kiss you
>You won't soon lay in bed with her giant burmecian form cuddling most of you, as you fall asleep in her warming, drunken grasp
>And you definitely wouldn't get to experience the morning hangover with her, while having a nice shower to wash off all the sin