/fur/ - Furry★

That Charem guy would piss on his furniture with friends. He also likes anal vore and urethra vore and would stick dinosaur toys in both orfices, then post journals on FA about how he keeps pissing blood and complaining that he can't afford making trips to the hospital and checkups. Those are pretty bad kinks.

If you're not angry enough yet, here's a journal of him complaining about stuff like that while getting free shekkels from his watchers.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8389492/

>>62206

Oh yeah, Charem. Wew.

An ex friend of mine told me he once stuffed boiled eggs in a condom up his ass (I guess oviposition?), and then ate them afterwards

>>62212

I know, right? If he'd just stuck them up his ass that would be fine but he used a condom and so got latex and spermicidal chemicals leaching into the fucking eggs.

>>62214

The trick is to overlap your income streams.

>Draw furry art, but take commissions

>Set up a paypal

>Set up a ko-fi, link it

>Set up a patreon, link it

>Stream the commissions and play chill music

>People treat it as a hangout to shitpost in while you work

>Meanwhile, you draw a shitty $60 commission every few days

>Periodic remind people that you take donations, or just post a watermark in stream or something, occasionally offer a giveaway or doodle (but no raffles, service providers consider it gambling)

It isn't hard to get an extra $2,000 to $8,000 a year if you do it right. Even better: Have it sit online, occasionally convert some to BTC, or use it for online services. It never touches your bank account, so technically you could probably use it tax-free too

>>62206

Vore is probably the best worst fetish. Sure it's gross, but it regularly kills garbage fursonas and causes immense lulz by doing so, specifically when the "non-fatal vore" crowd spergs out at the "fatal" crowd, like so:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21742742/#cid:113937892

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7927352/

All variants of vore, foot fetishism, everything to do with waste material of the body, and all belly centric fetishes.

Mods don't exist in this place it seems.

>>62203 (OP)

I don't get NTR at all.

Mainly because I'm not into "narrative" fetishes like that, where you can't really see the fetish in the image, you only know it's there from context. You take one image of a man and woman fucking and make three identical copies of it, one of them is labelled "married couple", one is labelled "unmarried couple", and one is labelled "married woman cheating", and only the third one is NTR even though they're the same image.

Also which character am I supposed to project onto? Everyone having sex in that context is a scumbag for breaking the marriage contract so I don't want to be them, and self-inserting as a cuck in your own fantasy is beyond pathetic.

Bug Chasing.

>What are the worst fetishes /fur/?

Being straight. Completely degenerate and disgusting.

>worst fetish

Circumcision fetish.

>>62203 (OP)

>Vore

stupid, because a stomach is meant to break things down. even dumber if digestion occurs anywhere that isn't the stomach.

>anal (straight or gay, by extension, anything shit-related also)

disgusting. I refuse to mix dick and shit, I don't care how clean it is down there.

>watersports

too much of a mess, and the smell would be unpleasant afterwards.

>fat/obese/superfat

absolutely disgusting. wasn't there some kind of porn survey that showed that fat-fetishism was literally less popular than corprophilia?

>Incest

overrated as fuck.

>Futa/herms/cuntboys

overrated and immersion breaking, they might as well use strap-ons or fuck a crossdresser.

>Gore

might as well be Necrophilia.

>Feral on Anthro

stupid, the kind of stupid that would add sugar to a diet coke.

>NTR

>>62257

>Which character am I supposed to project onto? everyone having sex in that context is a scumbag for breaking the marriage contract so I don't want to be them, and self-inserting as a cuck in your own fantasy is beyond pathetic.

this.

>Bugchasing

why the fuck do all the bottom-of-the-barrel fetishes always seem to be about treating their genitals like a septic-tank of diseases? Do you care about yourself? Living like that has gotta be painful.

>>62251

>>62294

nigga, venting about superior/inferior fetishes has always been a thing on fur media.

>>62296

but anon, digestion begins in the mouth

>>62244

What about Ohio?

>>62296

>anal (straight or gay, by extension, anything shit-related also)

I used to think that too, and I completely agree with you on shit being disgusting, but with a clean, regular diet and good hygine practices anal is a great fetish.

>>62294

It gets some discussion going at least, and is somewhat related to the fandom. I'm pretty dissapointed in the OP though.

I mean, I'd say pedophilia/ephebophilia/whatever, but considering where I am, I doubt anybody else agrees.

I always thought it was funny how conservative this board is while the shota threads keep rising to the top.

>>62203 (OP)

Scat, piss, feet, diapers, and one of my own, transformation.

Having a transformation fetish is suffering.

The vast, vast majority is absolutely disgusting. Really bad. Really, really bad,

>>62325

Just use your own imagination. But try to admire it without masturbating.

>>62328

My imagination does work pretty well, actually.

Though, I usually skip the last part.

>>62296

>anal (straight or gay, by extension, anything shit-related also)

This is completely inapplicable outside of reality. Furries DO NOT SHIT. They don't have a digestive tract beyond an infinitely-stretchable straight tube from mouth to anus. There can be nothing disgusting about it unless YOU are imagining it.

>>62325

As a piss fetishest, I feel your pain.

>>62325

>>62445

You have no idea what true suffering is unless you have scat/fart fetish. The literal shit I have to go trough.

>>62309

>I used to think that too, and I completely agree with you on shit being disgusting, but with a clean, regular diet and good hygine practices anal is a great fetish.

Elaborate.

>>62462

You have no idea what true suffering is unless you have an elimination fetish (just like to see the shit come out, but are just as disgusted as anyone else by the shit, itself). There are fifty million pictures of "scat", with people eating it and smearing it and whatnot, for every one where it's just shitting.

It's like trying to find porn of men with small dicks, that aren't specifically humiliation.

>>62463

Sure, I'll try to keep it as delicate and terse as possible. I'd say the main hurdles of understanding anal would be that it's not as dirty as one might think. After all, most people only defecate from a couple times a day to a couple times a week, so it's not like the rectum has something in it all the time. That's also why it's important to have a balanced, healthy diet, so when there is something there, it's eliminated quickly and cleanly. A good diet generally would be a proper ratio of fats, fiber and water. It's much easier to do and enjoy anal when things are naturally clean and predictable. Also, practices like douching and using condoms are helpful, but ultimately optional. In it's totality, it's not a lot of work for the experience it provides. For me as a man, it's a very novel and uniquely pleasurable form of masturbation. I've even found that I enjoy anal/prostate stimulation much more than standard masturbation, and there's nothing dirty about it for me.

Feel free to ask me any questions if you'd like.

>>62445

>>62462

>>62473

I'm kind of curious how you guys ended up with such extreme fetishes.

>>62493

Diet is basically everything. My shit is usually so solid and dense that most of the time the first wipe of toilet paper comes away completely clean. A quick enema is almost overkill, especially if I'm just by myself, because there's simply nothing left in there: not so much as a crumb of shit or any residue. When I was a lot younger, and started getting into buttstuff, I didn't even bother cleaning inside, and rarely if ever had any issues.

Then again, I'm not a size-queen, so I don't go shoving horse-sized dildos halfway up my colon. Maybe you need to clean deeper if you're doing that; I dunno.

>I'm kind of curious how you guys ended up with such extreme fetishes

So far as I can tell, I was literally born with it. I remember being kindergarten age, standing outside bathroom doors and listening to people use the toilet, getting raging boners years before I figured out what they were for.

It's a lot less now, actually, because I can focus my sexual feelings on lots of other things. But before age 9 or so, before I discovered interpersonal sex, it was basically all I had. Watching dogs shit, listening to people shit, trying to look under doorways while friends were in there in hopes of seeing something, anything; it was my pornography, my sexuality. I suppose it had something to do with a vicarious pleasure; sex for me has always been about the other person's enjoyment, resulting in a completely different "feeling" than masturbating. And for me, the act of defecating or shoving things up there has always been very enjoyable. Anal pleasure, it would seem, comes as naturally to me (if not more so) than pleasure from my penis; certainly, it came five or more years before the latter. Even at an extremely young age, then, the idea of someone else defecating (especially a cute boy) is unimaginably sexually thrilling, because I imagine they are as sexually pleasured by it as I am, maybe even more so.

This is why I scoff at people who think being "born gay" isn't real. It's a little easier to understand, I guess, when I remember that they weren't the ones who became obsessed with stimulating their anus at the age of five or six.

>>62493

There may not be any visible dirtiness, but the bacteria is still there unless you bleach your colon.

>Breast fetishism (esp. large)

The epitome of boring and the most repetitive fetish. This one is king of bad taste simply because it's so prevalent. Lots of comically bad anatomy.

>Futa

Extremely repetitive frontal posing, characters and scenarios are always a one dimensional focus on the huge veiny dick or cock worship, mostly shitty OC sharks and dragons, rarely involves good things like men penetrating them or the futa submitting to men, Horse and human cocks on fur are disgusting and that's 98% of it. Rarely can be really hot but so stereotypically. Wins the Shitty Mentally Ill People Award.

>Feet

Paws can be a cute accent but no one should be jerking off to plain old feet themselves

>Hyper

The Queen of bad taste and anatomy

>Fat

Thicc posters rival futafags for the Shitty Mentally Ill People Award. Chubby can be cute but it's always in poor taste.

>Drowning

I hope you do

>Vore

1 good artist in the world (Urocos) and 1 rarely good artist (Maximignon) that actually make things worth looking at, the rest is repetitive and full of shitty art. The realm of bad taste (Xrays, same size vore, giant bellies, botched anatomy, it doesn't end). Can be hot mixed with disposal or hard porn but rarely done and thus it's all bad.

>Oral

BOOOOOOORING 99% of the time, only exception is gangbangs or messy animations with cumming into open mouths and good tongue work (which are again mostly shit due to abysmally low standards in fur only a few artists do these well)

>Pee

Ruins the picture 99% of the time and makes me go crosseyed, sometimes okay with soiled diaper changing or losing bladder control after being fucked senseless but rare. Lots of creeps.

>Gore

I like Gorn but the only thing that gets made is unfappable amputees, hanging, gutting, and edgy fursonas self harming. Bad art, bad sub-fetishes, and not enough porn to balance it out.

>Scat

mostly hyper, diapers, or non-sexual. Can be hot in a few rarely done scenarios.

>MLP

Horse pussy is gross

>Cub

Mostly boring in the West and full of bad repetitive art, Eastern Kemololi/shota is great. Absolutely insane and low functioning user base.

Thank god that webm was deleted

MY FETISHES ARE BETTER THAN YOUR FETISHES

>>62562

welcome to the internet.

>>62545

There is bacteria everywhere. On your hands, in your mouth, on the surface of your eyeballs. The bottom of your shoes and the surface of your phone are probably the most contaminated things you own.

When you eat at a restaurant the plates and glasses are only 99.9% sterile (so still millions of bacteria remaining) because of the chemicals they use in the dishwashers are not as effective as an autoclave; nothing is. But the second they take them out, billions more bacteria are settling on them from just the dust in the air. More is deposited by the waiter's hands when he puts them down, regardless of how much he's washed them. More floats onto them from the people walking by and breathing, from the dust on their clothes, from the air blowing in when the door is opened. When people flush toilets, a gigantic spray of microscopic water droplets tornado into the air and it's so light that it floats everywhere and sticks to everything. The bacteria goes along with it.

They have done experiments where they tested whether they were be more fecal coliform bacteria on a toothbrush near a toilet when the seat was left up during flushing, or put down. They found there was still bacteria if you put the seat down. They found there was still bacteria if you didn't even flush. They found there was bacteria in a different room A HUNDRED FEET AWAY FROM THE BATHROOM through closed doors.

You have more bacteria in your gut and in your pores and on your skin that you have your own cells. By number (if not by volume) you are less "you" than you are bacteria. It's a fundamental part of life, and you cannot escape it. Beyond surgical environments where it actually matters, and beyond a narrow range of highly dangerous and infectious pathogens, "cleanliness" is a meaningless delusion of modern society.

Overcleaning around children causes increased infant mortality, asthma, food allergies, autoimmune diseases, and probably autism. The initial place a baby gets his immune system is from his mother's first milk, or so that was thought. After studies were done comparing babies born vaginally and those by c-section, they found the latter had worse immunity. Something they usually don't tell you about natural births is that all that pushing and squeezing doesn't just push out the baby; usually the mother ends up shitting a little at the same time, and it ends up on the baby. Then, just like that, the baby ends up "infected" with the same strains of gut bacteria as the mother has. Over time (largely from sticking objects in their mouths and eating a variety of foods) they will refine this into their own symbiotic microbiome. But essentially eating their mother's shit is how that entire system is jump-started at birth. Deny the baby that, deny them the opportunity to sample bacteria by eating stuff off the floor, and you cripple their immune system for life.

Bacteria is not only inevitable and inescapable, it's proven to be good for you. Too many retards going around thinking e-coli is as dangerous as cholera. I eat food dropped on the floor (after taking a moment to wipe away the cat-hairs) and go ass-to-mouth on my dildos all the damn time, and I guarantee I'm healthier than you are. I also majored in microbiology, so know what I'm talking about. Your paranoia is not only harmful to yourself and society, but it's completely futile.

>>62589

Yeah but ass bacteria gives you AIDS

>>62600

>bacteria gives you a virus

Hnng.

You can get AIDS from vaginal sex, too. Or even oral sex, though that's very unlikely. A blood transfusion practically guarantees it, so it would be most correct to say AIDS is in the blood, not the ass.

Jumping jesus on a pogo stick, how has no one mentioned fucking macro porn? That shit triggers me so hard. At first glance it could be perfectly good spank material, but then you notice the strange angles and fucking skyscrapers.

>>62620

/r/ing a macro raptor-Jesus jumping on a giant pogo-stick.

>>62600

It's a good thing you're anonymous because man you're fucking stupid.

>>62589

>>62676

All bacteria isn't the same. Bacteria is consisted of plenty of species look and act different. Like you said, there's bad bacteria and good bacteria. However, the shit that comes out of your ass is bad bacteria. Case in point:

https://archive.fo/uhNfX

>"Hurr durr, there's a small amount of good bacteria cells in everything. This means I better take in a huge amounts it from eating and putting my dick in shit."

That's fucking stupid. You're at risk of obtaining deadly parasites with your ignorance, so stop spreading misinformation. That's why you fags are 52% of total AIDS victims in the US. Use your common sense for once.

>>62643

He meant they can cause illness and disease, quit being pedantic.

>>62612

The transmission rate is higher with anal than vaginal.

http://www.catie.ca/en/pif/summer-2012/putting-number-it-risk-exposure-hiv

>>62589

I see what you tried to do, you tried to conflate all disease as bacteria when it's simply not the case. Regardless, reside in a sewer if you think it's "futile" to prevent it.

>>62589

>Bacteria is not only inevitable and inescapable, it's proven to be good for you. Too many retards going around thinking e-coli is as dangerous as cholera. I eat food dropped on the floor (after taking a moment to wipe away the cat-hairs) and go ass-to-mouth on my dildos all the damn time, and I guarantee I'm healthier than you are. I also majored in microbiology, so know what I'm talking about. Your paranoia is not only harmful to yourself and society, but it's completely futile.

That's why every country in Africa has the highest life expectancy out of every continent, right? Frequent exposure to diseases does make people live long.

>>62681

>A guy conflating parasites and viruses with bacteria attempts to lecture someone on medicine

Good show, ol' chap.

>>62683

>>62684

>All this reductio ad absurdum

"Life-expectancy" is a broken statistical measure because it takes into account infant mortality. You'd be surprised what a rate of 5% of infants dying before reaching age one will do to that statistic, even if those who DO reach that age are just as likely as those in the West to live to their 70's.

The really funny part is that life-expectancy after infancy in Africa, and basically everywhere else, is dropping because of skyrocketing obesity rates. First they import Western midwives, and the infant mortality rate drops; then they import Western fast-food, and everyone else's mortality increases. And you dumb fuckers still think it's AIDS or something. Hilarious.

>>62706

By "poking", I mean stab yourself.

>>62706

Life-expectancy is still calculated using deaths of people from all age groups, so a high infant mortality will still affect it. It says it right there on your own graph: "at birth"; so thanks for reinforcing my own argument for me. Trusting someone like you to use statistics properly is like expecting a baby to use a gun properly; much more likely to shoot himself.

>Bacteria in the gut can cause disease if injected into the blood

Another fine reductio ad absurdum. Did you know that injecting air into your blood will also kill you? Oh fuck, that must mean air is deadly and should be avoided at all costs!!!

>>62731

>Life-expectancy is still calculated using deaths of people from all age groups, so a high infant mortality will still affect it. It says it right there on your own graph: "at birth"; so thanks for reinforcing my own argument for me. Trusting someone like you to use statistics properly is like expecting a baby to use a gun properly; much more likely to shoot himself.

So how exactly did people from the past have a lower lifespan than we did despite being exposed to viruses frequently? You know that I'm right.

>Another fine reductio ad absurdum. Did you know that injecting air into your blood will also kill you? Oh fuck, that must mean air is deadly and should be avoided at all costs!!!

Air doesn't infect you like bacteria, parasites, and viruses do. This is common sense, but you aren't using it. You're hopping through mental gymnastics to justify the absurd.

>>62735

Egyptian pharaohs sometimes lived into their 70's. Life expectancy for humans with access to good food and decent care has not changed. It certainly hasn't changed in the last 20 years that America has been soaking every fucking square inch of their lives in bleach. Look at every single time there's some outbreak of intestinal disease on a cruise ship, they disinfect the entire ship top to bottom, but it still keeps on happening. If this nonsense was effective, than diseases should have been eliminated entirely. Instead, people are still getting sick, same as they always did.

So where's your proof that this paranoid fear over bacteria helps anyone?

>>62746

>Egyptian pharaohs sometimes lived into their 70's.

Royalty with good hygiene and health practices did. Civilians didn't last long though, but you know exactly why.

>Life expectancy for humans with access to good food and decent care has not changed.

People who didn't intentionally infect and harm themselves last longer, who would have thought?

>It certainly hasn't changed in the last 20 years that America has been soaking every fucking square inch of their lives in bleach. Look at every single time there's some outbreak of intestinal disease on a cruise ship, they disinfect the entire ship top to bottom, but it still keeps on happening. If this nonsense was effective, than diseases should have been eliminated entirely. Instead, people are still getting sick, same as they always did.

The point isn't to eliminate all infections. It's to take precautions by not intentionally infecting yourself with bacteria, parasites, and viruses when you see it. It's not paranoia not to harm yourself, it's common sense.

>So where's your proof that this paranoid fear over bacteria helps anyone?

Go reside entirely in a sewer for two years without any protective gear to find out. You won't because you know that I'm right. Mental gymnastics won't help you there.

>>62749

>Go reside entirely in a sewer

if you're going to be such a bitch about this maybe consider not pretending as if you're not being a sensationalist homophobic retard?

>>62749

Yeah, you just don't get it. You keep thinking STDs are transmitted by shit, when they are transmitted by blood.

Do gays have a higher incidence of e-coli infection? No. Which means your entire argument about ass bacteria is completely bunk from the start.

>>62831

i poop blood sometimes

>>62837

I poop blood all of the time

>>62830

His claim was that exposure to bacteria, viruses, and parasites strengthened humans, so I told him to stay in a sewer to test his theory.

You're a fag, so it's unsurprising that you're retarded to miss that point.

>>62831

Never said or thought that. You do get a parasite from eating shit (as proven in the archived article) and your community's disregard for their safety is what makes your demographic obtain majority of diseases in the first place. If you want to die and become stupid, go ahead.

>>62837

And a vagina bleeds sometimes, too. What's your point?

>>62861

Having anal sex isn't the same as eating shit. You're still incapable of arguing this rationally, without twisting it into the most extreme cases. Everyone can see through that nonsense except for you.

>>62879

>Having anal sex isn't the same as eating shit.

Never claimed that, just that shit is unhygienic in general.

>You're still incapable of arguing this rationally, without twisting it into the most extreme cases. Everyone can see through that nonsense except for you.

>"Shit harms you and it's unhygenic"

>"EXXXXXXXXXXTREEME AND IRRATIONAL NONSENSE"

Whatever you say m8

>>62892

You can have anal sex without shit being involved just like you can have vaginal sex without period blood being involved. But for someone like you who thinks the asshole is some permanent cesspool of disease that will infect you with horrible diseases if you so much as touch it, you might find that hard to accept.

Your own paranoid retardation about the matter doesn't change reality that you're blowing shit (lol) way out of proportion to suit your bigotry. You hate gays, I get it. But that doesn't mean anal sex causes disease because poop being really dirty. It has nothing to do with stds like the other guy said.

(Oh and you DID literally mention eating shit in the previous post so don't fucking pretend like you didn't.)

Anal without shit, smell, dirty, and raw sucks.

>>62831

That's why taking raw loads is safe as long as the top isn't rough. If he's gentle there will be no tearing or bleeding, and it saves me a lot of money from not having to take PreP.

>>71621

Straight people get AIDS, too, you false-flagging breeder fuck.

zoophillia/feral, vomit and the infamous scat/diaper.

fatal vore is good for horror (hard vore, where someone actually gets eaten alive).

>>62923

Plus e-coli is orally transmitted and you can only die from it if you literally eat shit. The most that will happen if you get it in your urethra is a painful infection that can be treated easily.

Feet and/or paws, I don't get the appeal, especially with those who love stinky/sweaty and nasty looking feet..

But you know what, I can tolerate it! What I can't really wrap my head around is babyfur, and with babyfur I do not mean cp/cub or some shit like that, but grown furry men wearing diapers and pacifiers like some kind of sick grown up toddler bondage... Why, for fuck's sake.. WHY?

I would also comment about vore.. But then I guess I'd have the whole /fur/ after me..

>>71799

vores u

>>62203 (OP)

Bumping this thread to send one of said worst fetish threads and people overall to page 2.

>>62861

>Water is good for you, so drinking 10 gallons is better

>Antibiotics are good for you, so constantly using them is safer

>>62892

>Never claimed [anal sex is the same as eating shit], just that shit is unhygienic in general

>I never claimed anal sex and eating shit are the same, I just think that touching doodoo will give me AIDS

>>62861

>You do get a parasite from eating shit

>eating shit

>talking about anal sex

lol incontinent incompetence much

>>79997

also here is another sage

>>79998

and an additional one