/fur/ - Furry★

>this thread is really forced

Doesn't matter. This board is dead, anyway.

>>54693

Less forced than Force Awakens.

>>54693

Because whenever I post art, noone joins in. Where the fuck is everyone anyway?

>>54710

This is /fur/, ghost town mode is regular mode.

Are you enjoying the quality discussions?

>>54728

This is a heterosexual family friendly christian catholic board. Homolust is not allowed, especially not towards cute animal males.

>>54728

Also I want to fuck that fox

>>54747

>>54728

>Thread about a special-snowflake snowfox gets derailed by a different special-snowflake snowfox

It's like poetry.

>>54775

Implying this thread was going to go anywhere and not just fall off and die

>>54747

All foxes are cock sluts, this is fact. Now get on your knees faggot

>>54777

You sound suspiciously like a bully.

>>54747

Don't listen to that other guy. Foxes are made for loving, not abusing. Come here,I'll even let you top.

>>54777

Is that even a fox? Looks more like a slightly homosexual puppy.

>>54786

Gay foxes are for loving, straight foxes are for abusing and bullying

>>54797

I grew up with Robin Hood and the Animals of Farthing Wood and I see them more as manipulative, but well aware that in a physical confrontation, they'd lose.

>>54797

He's not really straight, he just thinks he is.

>>54811

>Animals of Farthing Wood

Oh melanin-enhanced fraternal sibling of mine. Loved that shit growing up. Always thought it would have been more interesting if Scarface and his tribe had been actual Gray Foxes instead of off-colored Red Foxes.

>>54847

I fully agree. Also, the weasel was basically british Harley Quinn.

But my favorite character was the fox that leaves the group and returns to die. And when rewatching it in 2015, I really liked the serial killer snake, too.

And now: Fox obsession. Thanks cartoons.

Didn't help that people kept comparing me to a fox rl, but pure coincidence, since I do nothing that could ever connect me to the fandom.

>>54849

I kept a couple of the books around, but I literally have not seen any of the TV series since, fuck, probably when I was in Britain back in the 90's; it might even have been the original airing. Might give it a re-watch if I remember to, and can find a good place that streams it, for convenience.

>>54862

I had all comics, then I sold them for way too cheap because some bullies ripped me off. I wish I could return to my childhood, kick my cuck self in the balls and give him a knife.

>>54682

They're one of the most transparent 'we need cute toys to sell' inclusion I've ever seen.

>>54869

Except they're not cute at all. They're fucking horrifying Exorcist-headed, razor-talon-ed, sharp-toothed, empty-eyed motherfuckers. It's like a bad trip when you've got owls on the brain; it's like some flying answer to the Chupacabra; I keep looking back in case its eyes start fucking dripping blood.

Is this their answer to Ewoks: literal cuddly tribal teddy-bears? No wonder the series has fallen into such a slump. Even their attempts to capture child psychology have failed so utterly that's it's a complete joke. Disney already wrote the book on appealing to children with cute shit; why the hell are you trying to rewrite it now?? Half the kids are going to scream in terror at those goddamn things.

>>54877

On the other hand, I don't hate Star Wars for it yet. That shit has been for kids since garbage like Clone Wars and Star Wars Rebels, which I avoided like the plague.

Old people keep whining that there is a Star Wars oversaturation, but I'm just happy that we can forget the shitty movie 1-3. And I have to accept that it has become a product for dumb kids to buy, like the Sonic franchise.

>>54888

That this pic is from tumblr of all places is kinda funny.

>>54886

I never thought I'd live to see the day where the prequel movies were arguably better than the new ones, because at least the prequels weren't essentially a parody of the original trilogy.

>>54890

Bullshit. I dunno what this thread has to do on /fur/ and should be closed, buuut...

The sword battles aren't stupid ballet.

The movies are dark again.

The CGI isn't as shit, neither is the dialogue.

The Sith isn't just filler like Darth Maul.

It has a part in the lore, unlike Episode 1 & 2.

I agree that 7 copies much from the old movies to a ridiculous degree, but there are enough interesting things extending the universe without mediclorian crap.

But I actually prefer Rogue One for being more original, copying the 70s style perfectly with the sets and equipment, having Darth Vader who's not a pussy and the Empire having a theme I can remember, while 7 only has forgettable music.

>>54896

Rogue One is the best movie since RoTJ; I'll agree to that. But FA is a shitty, boring, mainstream Hollywood movie. Rey is a Mary Sue, Kylo Ren is a useless emo, Poe is the Token Black Guy, and they killed off Han Solo for literally no good reason. I'd take fanciful sword ballet over some girl who has never picked up a lightsaber beating the premiere Dark Side user by swinging angrily at him. Despite being pointless in terms of plot, Darth Maul at least felt threatening; Ren is about as dangerous as a declawed kitten. As for "dark"; fuck you, did you even WATCH Ep.III??

Also, JarJar was less shitty CGI compared to Maz.

>>54966

>Token black guy

>Not even black

He's Space Peruvian or something.

>>54966

>killed off Han Solo for literally no good reason

Harrison Ford barely cares about the part anymore and wanted a way out

>>54886

>That shit has been for kids since garbage like Clone Wars and Star Wars Rebels

Ewoks were literally created to sell toys to kids, underage crybaby

>And I have to accept that it has become a product for dumb kids to buy, like the Sonic franchise.

That's all it ever was. Most people involved didn't even think the first film would be a success and Alec Guinness was notorious for hating the franchise. It really did become more or less a merchandising commercial when it actually did well, being the first major toy line tied into a film property. Even in the long period between the OT and prequels they sold toys, comics, video games...

Be real here- major franchises don't stick around unless they sell toys. No movie studio is going to pump the money into making these films unless they get a massive return off the merchandise sales. Telling a good story isn't important to Hollywood, they want toy commercials.

>>57012

Real life shouldn't be allowed to write the plot. They could have just CGIed his ass in there like they did with Leia and Tarkin, or just found some guy who looks enough like him.

Or just, I dunno, not brought him back in the first place? If the best you can do to get people to watch you movie is "meaningless cameos by the now-old-fart actors of the original trilogy", you're just acknowledging that your writing is shit.

>>57013

Explains why we have so many superhero movies. But to be fair, you can make a toy line out of ANYTHING so long as the characters and locations are distinctive. Just look at the Lord of The Rings. They didn't make up any characters just for the sake of selling toys, but there were millions of Gandalf and Aragorn and Legolas action figures around, anyway.

>>57024

>actors and directors should dedicate their lives to entertaining me at the expense of their own wants

And this is why companies should never listen to their fans

>>57076

>Someone whose job it is to provide entertainment should provide entertainment

Okay?

>>57092

>the majority likes it

>the minority cries and demands changes

They should totally listen to a crying minority instead of the content ones.

Upon having actually watched this movie now, the revelation that the foxes are, indeed, literally made of salt, is pretty goddamn funny.

Also at least it was better than TFA.

>>58806

I really liked it. It was really cool to see another work after KOTOR 2 that sets out to deconstruct Star Wars. It's a giant god damn shame with what it's building up to for Episode 9 that Episode 9'll just be another J.J. Abrams mystery box.

>>58834

It was also nice to see another film besides GoTG that can simultaneously take itself seriously and not in the least bit seriously. The biggest problem with TFA was that it was crammed way too far up its own ass.

TLJ was fucking terrible and you are an idiot if you like it.

TFA was okay and didn't shit itself, its not good, its not bad. Just passable.

They fucking spend 30 minutes on a plot that goes nowhere and should have been cut out of the movie, followed by useless scenes of porgs and a fuckton failed attempts at comedy

>>58877

There was literally nothing entertaining in TFA. Everything was contrived bullshit with regards to Rey. It kinda makes sense that someone who was actually (sorta) trained by Luke goddamn Skywalker could fight to a stalemate with the second most powerful Dark Side user in the universe. But beforehand, she BEAT him with literally no training whatsoever, having never picked up a fucking lightsaber before than, having not even known the Force existed until two days ago. The climax of the movie was "Let's Blow Up The Death Star... Again!" and the only shocking thing that happened was that Han Solo got offed, which LITERALLY EVERYONE knew from spoilers being posted days before the release.

>>57093

Oh. Isn't that how it works nowadays, huh?

>>58929

Yes, those are not good things and they suck in TFA, but at least it was competently made and didn't have useless 30 minute long sequences that should have been cut out.

Or retarded shit like porgs looking sad because chewbacca is eating meat

Or the your momma joke

Or crazy ghost yoda giving a thumbs up and having lightning strike a tree

Or the retarded line from Rose "we will win by saving what we love, now let me kiss you, you filthy nigger." as she cockblocks him from doing anything worthwhile in this movie

>>58933

>All the things wrong with TLJ, but the thing that pisses him off the most is the racemixing

You guys don't even try and hide your bullshit anymore.

>>58954

Nice assumption buddy. You gonna cry about /pol/ and derail the thread now?

>>58875

I know, right? And it's such an obvious thing. You don't need obnoxious comic relief to find absurdity in something the way George Lucas started just shoving in obnoxious comic relief to find absurdity in his Star Wars, you just find the absurdity that's already there and then you don't try to cover it up. Like in JoJo.

>>58955

As soon as you start talking about a "filthy nigger", you're literally /pol/. And the thread wouldn't need to be derailed if you stayed in your fucking containment board.

>>58971

>Post literally contributes to the discussion and is on topic

>Derail it because there is an offhand comment in it you don't like

Neck yourself you retarded niggerkike, TLJ was trash.

That said, I would sooner fuck a dog than a nigger. At least dogs don't have AIDS.

>>58996

>Post is on topic

>Doesn't matter that I'm pushing my racism and agenda at the same time

The Last Jedi was a better movie because Rey actually had force training, unlike in TFA where she was a Mary Sue who was better than everyone else just because she was born a straight white female.

ITT /pol/ suffers hurt feelings

>>54682

they were included because the islands where they filmed the fucking movie were full of puffins by the thousands, which are protected and cannot be chased away or killed, and it was easier and cheaper to give them weird alien heads than remove every single one of the untold hordes of sea birds present on skellig michael

porgs were there mostly because of necessity, not because of disney trying to make extra merch money

Also

>pretending SW was ever a masterpiece

Lucas hammered shit out as he went along with zero real planning or backstory, despite his claims, and much of the good stuff was created by other writers overruling his bullshit ideas. Lucas wanted Frank Zappa to do the score, I mean... I don't see even that working out well.

Lucas is a lot like Gene Roddenberry- he gets credited for what a lot of others came up with, while his own ideas are often so bad that if they had been used exclusively the franchise would have been as high quality as Sonichu. Don't believe me? The prequels were mostly Lucas, the OT edits were mostly Lucas, and a lot of people bitch about them. And you have to admit, ST TNG got better after Rodenberry left and other writers took over. The first season was pretty bad, and if it had gone purely with what he wanted there would have been no TOS references at all because apparently "series set 75 years later should have nothing in common with it, not even alien races".

Both franchises didn't suffer much from losing their "creators" because neither did much of substance or greatness. Oh the current franchise choices for both are bad, well both are headed by Abrams, go figure both suck now, he's a moron.

>>58971

Nigger

>>59025

It's a shitty franchise with shitty cinematography, but his ideas were ultimately original and entertaining for a sci-fi film. With TLJ though, it was just fanfiction written by a Buzzfeed author while throwing away the plot points set in Force Awakens.

Dude chill. We didn't get an influx of shit after the MLP movie, we're certainly not going to get it from Star Wars

>>59024

>Disney did painstaking, seamless CGI overlays on dozens of real, moving puffins to turn them into alien birds, instead of just shooping them entirely out of the scenes

If you know anything about animation, you'd know this is completely absurd. Perhaps the existence of a few puffins inspired the porgs because the entire series is creatively bankrupt at this point, but nothing more than that.

>>59025

Mostly this. People severely overestimate how much creative power a "director" has over a movie or franchise, especially those from decades ago.

>>62135

You type like a twelve-year-old. Just thought you should know.

>>62167

Hey activist daycare student, don't you have piss bottles to throw and twitter rants to write?

>>62169

Nah, Twitter rants seem more your style. Your entire post was just bitching and whining, after all. Or maybe reddit, actually, given your judicious spacing.

Basically, you're a retard loser and everyone knows it.

>>62178

>Complains about reddit spacing and whining

>Proceeds to reddit space and whine

Nice job being self-depreciating, retard.

>>62254

>He doesn't know what reddit spacing is because he's spent so long there it seems normal

>NO U!

Also, it's "self-deprecating". "Depreciate" is what happens when an item loses monetary value over time, like a car.

Unlike a lot of people, I love spell-check. Because while it will make sure dumb kids like you spell the words correctly, it won't make sure you're using the correct word for the context. You can write off spelling errors as a simple mistake, but this? It just proves how much of an ignorant retard you are, trying to use big-boy words, and failing miserably.

>>62287

>a. to lower in honor or esteem

It fits within that context as it's primary definition is used to describe "lower value". You're a bottom of the barrel retard though, so I don't blame you for thinking that you can't go any lower than where you are.

>>62291

>Backpedaling this hard by using the third or fourth possible definition of "depreciate" (which absolutely is not the commonly-used one) to try to cover up being an idiot

Even if I believed you, nobody else will.