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>furry charcter has a human penis
why the fuck do peopl do this? its so fucking jarring and looks terrible
▶ No.47998>>48000 >>48008 >>48014 >>48032 >>48062 >>48079 >>48113 >>48157 >>48165 >>48194 >>48198 >>48318
OFFICIAL /FUR/ COCK TIER LIST
>TOP TIER
< Horsecock with knot
< Horsecock
< Dog cock
>OKAY TIER
< Human cock
< Cuntboys
< Hyper clits
< Herms
>SHIT TIER
< Genital slits
< Nulls
>OH SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING NIGGER TIER
< Cloaca
< Front asshole
▶ No.48000>>48001
>>47998
What about conedick
▶ No.48001
>>48000
I'd say somewhere between shit and okay
▶ No.48005>>48007 >>48089
>>47992 (OP)
>furry character has a human-shaped penis
It's not bad if it comes out of a sheath; that's at least sensible.
>furry character has a literal human penis, that's covered with fur except the tip
Shit nigga, what are you doing??
▶ No.48007
>>48005
What's wrong with furskin
▶ No.48008>>48010
>>47998
>>SHIT TIER
>
>< Genital slits
▶ No.48010
>>48008
Butthurt scalefag detected
▶ No.48014>>48015
>>47992 (OP)
Because autists can't into imagination.
>>47998
Horse cock and dogcock is unimaginative and fucking boring.
Cloaca is also best tier, fuck you.
▶ No.48015>>48018
>>48014
no, horsecock is just the best. its not about imagination.
human dick on a furry looks stupid because they aren't human.
a dog anthro should have a dog dick,
a horse anthro should have a horse puss
▶ No.48018>>48024
>>48015
Eh, this is fair. But, do keep in mind, horsecock is stuck on literally everything.
▶ No.48024>>48025 >>48063
>>48018
ANYTHING with hooves looks better with a horsecock, though. but yeah, dont give mice horsecocks or some autistic shit like that.
▶ No.48025>>48033
>>48024
That's actually kinda hot
▶ No.48032
>>47998
>< Genital slits
this nigga never heard of slitfucking
▶ No.48033>>48039 >>48063
>>48025
thats why draenei look SO good with horsecocks, just like minotaurs and cow-based anthros look good with ahorsecocks.
even like some kind of sheep or goat or saytr furry would look better with a scaled down horsecock than a human penis
▶ No.48039
>>48033
Putting a horsecock on any character automatically turns them into an asshole, though. It can never be cute or even really proportional; it can only be HUGE, and everything that goes along with that implication.
▶ No.48062
>>47998
>horse cock
>not below shit tier
▶ No.48063
>>48033
>>48024
>than a human penis
Perfectly understandable. I'd agree with you there.
But no, putting a horsecock on anything what happens to have hooves is fucking cancer, and so are you.
Ideally, when it comes to non-horse creatures, you'd put on the applicable dick.
Don't be a lazy shitter and do the standard furry procedure of either grabbing a horse or a dog dick. That's just trash
▶ No.48079
>>47998
>cuntboys
It's called vagibros.
Also, slits are great. Only issue is, you can't really tell what you're fucking until it's already gay.
▶ No.48089>>48100 >>48124 >>48145 >>48485
>>48005
Fuck off human dick in sheath is literally the FUCKING WORST
▶ No.48100
>>48089
I can practically see the flat bara face and chinstrap beard from here
▶ No.48113
>>47998
>cuntboys being that high
>cloaca's and Slits being that low
>hyper clits even being on the list
▶ No.48118
>>47992 (OP)
Just make the character feral then you fucking zoo.
▶ No.48124>>48128 >>48129
>>48089
Worse than a dick with literal fur on it? Because that's your other option, here.
▶ No.48128>>48131
>>48124
No it isn't.
There are many other options.
Most of which aren't shit.
▶ No.48129>>48131 >>48136
>>48124
Could I get a deer dick maybe? Yeah I'd like a deer dick on my fucking deer pls.
▶ No.48131
>>48128
Such as? I think you're forgetting that my argument was that a human dick in a sheath is better than a human dick NOT in a sheath. Almost any other type of animal dick would be better.
>>48129
>Dick shaped like a skinny candle
Okay.jpg
▶ No.48134>>48167
>give an animal human anatomy
>against human dick
then don't have an anthro fursona at all
▶ No.48136>>48138
>>48129
You got a chart like that showing animal pussies?
▶ No.48138
>>48136
I wish I did but no, there isn't one as far as I know.
Animal pussies are either Marepuss or various small changes to the doggo fortune cookie design in practice anyway.. Or, y'know, they're just a hole.
▶ No.48140
If you don't like exotic/animal genitals then you need to kys tbh
▶ No.48144
>>47992 (OP)
>expecting me to fap to an accurate dog pussy on a feral character.
▶ No.48145
>>48089
Gah, I imagine a skinned dick now.
▶ No.48152
Most animal dicks are creepy. Things like dog cocks for example. No thank you, I rather have a human penis. Horse cocks are ok though.
▶ No.48157>>48159
>>47998
>Horsecock with knot
>Top tier
What are you, Like, Fifteen years old?
Also >Not including hyena pseudo penis
▶ No.48159>>48160
>>48157
>not wanting two flared knots on your new chair
▶ No.48160>>48163
>>48159
Nigga slapping a knot on a cock that's not supposed to have a knot is even more cancer than slapping a human dick on an anthro. And it's not even aesthetically pleasing.
▶ No.48163>>48172
>>48160
Next you'll complain about putting tits on a lizard and miss the irony of anthropomorphism
▶ No.48165>>48177
It does work sometimes, when it's glossy and pink like an animal cock, or in certain circumstances where its either a human cock or a front butt--err cloaca i mean, then it's better to go with human. But even then I still think cone dick is leagues better than going human.
I think human cock on a furry is stupid and unimagniative. You're fine with fur, paws, an animal head, and a tail, but the moment an animal cock gets added it suddenley becomes zoo? I think people who think that are insecure, and need to find something else to masturbate to.
>>47998
>Horsecock with knot
Literally sparkledog-horsecock-on-something-thats-not-a-horse tier, kill yourself
▶ No.48167
>>48134
With that logic they shouldn't have any animal features at all then.
▶ No.48172>>48173 >>48419
>>48163
Tits on lizards is shit.
▶ No.48173>>48174
>>48172
Sure but its valid
▶ No.48174>>48176
>>48173
Yeah, sure, "valid" in the same way sticking a human penis on the thing would be "valid".
It's still some major cancer.
▶ No.48176>>48180
>>48174
>cancer
Define "cancer"
▶ No.48177>>48179
>>48165
Is masturbating to human dick zoo? Is masturbating to horse dick zoo?
▶ No.48179
▶ No.48180>>48183 >>48192
>>48176
Exceptionally low quality shit that poisons the lot as a whole.
In this case, encouraging furry characters of literally-just-a-human-in-a-new-coat-of-paint.
▶ No.48181
>>47992 (OP)
it makes more sense when you come to terms with the fact that fur isn't beasty, it's anonymized human sex
▶ No.48183>>48185 >>48186
>>48180
By this logic everything not feral is cancer.
▶ No.48186>>48189
>>48183
> you must have a human in a new coat of paint in order to not be feral
No, mate, get cancer
▶ No.48189>>48243
>>48186
This is pretty much a human with a lizard mask. Again this "feral genitals is better" makes no sense at all.
▶ No.48190
>>48185
This is actually a good example when anatomically correct is the real cancer.
▶ No.48192>>48243
>>48180
>In this case, encouraging furry characters of literally-just-a-human-in-a-new-coat-of-paint
Feralfags gtfo.
▶ No.48194>>48298 >>48357
>>47998
Pretty much, cloaca is simply terrible, and human-like sex with cloaca makes no sense at all
>During mating seasons, the cloacal openings of both male and female birds swell, protruding slightly outside their bodies. When birds are feeling frisky, they rub their swollen cloacas together. The male's sperm, which has been stored in his cloaca, is deposited into the female's cloaca, where it travels up the chamber and eventually fertilizes an egg.
Good luck fapping for this shit, otherwise you're just making a cuntboy bird.
▶ No.48195>>48196 >>48216
GOD TIER
Hemipenes-prehensile-flared-knotted-tapering-barbed-conedick-horsecock-pseudopenis inside-a-sheath inside-a-slit
Shit tier
Everything else
▶ No.48196
>>48195
someone make porn of it
▶ No.48198>>48248
Only gay fur shit I'll jerk off to be a femboy or feral with an animal or cone dick. Needless to say I don't find much to jerk off to anymore. The answer is mental illness, OP.
>>47998
Put horse cock in SHIT TIER and cone in TOP TIER then you've got it right.
▶ No.48216>>48225 >>48227
Coonfox-approved Cock Tier List (no fancy formatting required)
Top Tier:
Coonfox dick it's literally just a small dogcock
Canine dick
Dragon dick that is basically just a dogcock in a slit
Good Tier:
Dragon dick that is basically a conecock in a slit
Dolphin dick
Fossa dick
Any dick in a proper cloaca
Okay Tier:
Any dick in a slit
Human dick in a sheath
Horse dick
Any well-proportioned animal dick
Raccoon dick
Long stabby misc. animal dicks (bear, deer, bull, pig, etc.)
Shit Tier:
Cat dick
Conecock
Reptile hemipenes
Human dick with no fur (aka literal monkey dick)
Horse dick with anything else
Cloaca with no dick in it
Oh shit, nigga Tier:
Human dick with fur on it
Cuntboy
Herm
What >>48195 said
▶ No.48225>>48227
>>48216
This is the ottagon tier list as well, with the exception that the horse cock is also in the highest tier
▶ No.48227>>48247
>>48225
>>48216
Shit wait except cone dicks are in OK tier because they're cute
▶ No.48243>>48298
>>48189
I'd argue otherwise. It's clearly got its own shape, and characteristics.
How's about this, at least?
>>48192
>M-m-m-muh feral!!!!
>>>/monster/
▶ No.48247>>48261
>>48227
I make an exception for condicks being in "good tier", but only on cubs.
▶ No.48261>>48315
>>48247
i'm ok with it being on cubs and some pokemon. But thats about where it ends. we got roughly the same taste in dicks tho, neat
▶ No.48295>>48296 >>48305
I love the idiots in this thread arguing about something they'd deny just as soon as they're around people accusing their fandom of being for closet zoophiles; "hurdur nuh-uh, veiny, blood vessel popping dock cock is best! nu-uh, big veiny, unrealistically sized horse cock is best! nu-uh sheath'd human penis cock is best!"
You really all are blackberry.
▶ No.48296>>48626
>>48295
Fantasy =/= reality, dumbo
▶ No.48298
>>48243
I'll never get tired of seeing this image. Thanks anon.
>>48194
Cloacal kissing is cute. Cloacas are cute.
▶ No.48305
>>48295
I don't give a shit if anyone calls me a zoophile, closeted or otherwise.
▶ No.48307>>48308
Bro, I love cloaca as much as anyone else, but those are literally birds.
2nd pic is a bit more manageable, since they have arms, putting things in a slightly more fantasy potential excuse.
▶ No.48308>>48309
>>48307
Yeah, but the male also has a dick in that one, so it's not even related to the whole "cloaca" thing.
▶ No.48309>>48310
>>48308
You can have female cloacas, mate.
▶ No.48310>>48311
>>48309
Its not gay if its a feminine cloaca
▶ No.48311
>>48310
If it doesn't have a dick, it's basically not gay. Totally fine to want to dick the cloaca-having male.
Incidentally, gooks seem to love that with the bird from Star Fox. Rather amusing. Works for me, though, as I get to pretend to be straight while jerking it to two men fucking.
▶ No.48315
>>48261
>biggest sparkledogs on the board like the same kind of dicks
you two belong together. just saiyan.
▶ No.48318>>48376
>>47998
I like nulls a lot ;_;
▶ No.48319>>48355
>>48185
udders on boys are cute uwu
▶ No.48355
>>48319
Fucking herm, fuck off.
▶ No.48357
>>48194
There are birds that have both penises and cloaca.
▶ No.48376>>48378 >>48443 >>48479
>>48318
Oh shit, I totally forgot about nullos. It depends a lot of context, but I suppose I'd put it in "Good Tier" if it's not permanent. Pic sorta related.
▶ No.48378
>>48376
Removeable dicks and cock portals are kinda neat I guess
▶ No.48406>>48411
get over your homosapienspenilophobia.
▶ No.48411>>48497
>>48406
That's an odd thing to say when you post a picture of a dog dick.
▶ No.48419>>48459
>>48172
Eyelashes on lizards is equally shit. That goes for reptilia in general.
▶ No.48443
>>48376
I think it'd be really fun getting to try it temporarily if that were a thing that were possible in real life owo
▶ No.48459>>48498
>>48419
Understandable position. Personally, I don't tend to mind them. They're usually a fairly minor detail.
Plus, they don't exactly look bad, so I usually'll give them a pass,.
Probably helps that most everyone adds them on, 'least when it comes to female characters. At this point I've just got used to the lot.
▶ No.48463>>48470
I don't like animal dicks, guess I just like the human side of anthropomorphism more.
▶ No.48470
>>48463
Well there's nothing more anthropomorphic than a human~
▶ No.48479
>>48376
>this artist
i sure do wish he post more
▶ No.48484>>48487 >>48497 >>48510
My problem with canine dicks is how sensitive they probably are, unflexible, last only like 10 seconds, and cumming practically thin water that looks like piss.
>it's fantasy anon, it isn't supposed to be realistic
Then shut the fuck up when you see human dicks
Also most artist draw the knot fully out of it's sheath 99% of the time when that only occurs after orgasm.
▶ No.48485
>>48089
it isn't that bad
pretty hot imo
▶ No.48487>>48489
>>48484
the problem is human dicks are ugly as fucking shit you nigger
▶ No.48489>>48490 >>48494
>>48487
So what you are admitting right now is that it is a preference, or in other words it is an opinion.
▶ No.48490>>48491
>>48489
my opinion is fact
▶ No.48494
>>48489
...Yes?
Isn't that obvious?
Isn't it pretty clear that ultimately every argument about physical characteristics on imaginary fantasy creatures is going to be down to personal preference?
What kind of autist are you, that you think people are genuinely arguing the actual superiority of one penis type over another beyond personal preference?
If you're wanting to talk about the most scientifically effective penis, I'd suggest somewhere what isn't obsessed with sucking said penises.
▶ No.48497
>>48411
i was just posting more material to further the discussion.
>>48484
they have a bone in them, right? that's kinda scary tbh. imagine breaking that. i'm not a big fan of knots either, but human dicks are just boring. best is some kind of stallion dick.
▶ No.48498>>48500
>>48459
I think putting eyelashes on a reptilian character just to make it look female proves how uncreative the artist behind the pic is.
It's just so unfitting.. Eyelashes are a primate feature like tits. It's a shame that there's only a handful of actual well done anthro reptiles.
▶ No.48500>>48515
>>48498
I'd agree with that, but there's very few artists what don't put them on at all.
It rather pisses me off that people can't figure out how to make something appear female without tits, typically. I can completely see how eyelashes'd end up the same way.
I think this is the only picture I've got what doesn't have eyelashes, at all. Unless you don't count the leaf-shaped eyeliner type things, anyway. I have a few of those, but I'd argue that upper point typically goes towards that look.
▶ No.48510>>48638
>>48484
>Also most artist draw the knot fully out of it's sheath 99% of the time when that only occurs after orgasm
This rustles my jimmies. If the knot doesn't expand at orgasm, it's impossible to get properly knotted. You can't shove an object of a particular size INTO a vagina/anus and then pretend that it won't be able to come back out. That's simply not how it works.
▶ No.48515>>48522
>>48500
That guy who draws that kobold girl. It gets posted alot around here, but man, those eyelashes are nasty. It would be perfect without them. So disappointing..
I guess the general consensus with western furfags is if it's female, eyelashes are mandatory. They do it to avians as well like their inability to draw bird feet and end up giving an avian paws. It's such a shame that this is the case. I see slav scalie stuff and there's barely any eyelash/tit going on. The slavs have a better community, but it's much less fur and a whole lot more scales.
▶ No.48522
>>48515
Guoh? Yeah, unfortunately he's about the only one I've seen what draws some proper beastlike kobolds. Got a few aspects I don't much care for either, especially in regards to the size.
Seems to me like it's also the consensus for eastern furfags, that I've found. Though, with them, hair is often also mandatory, unfortunately.
Will have to look for slav stuff, I guess. Sounds interesting, at the very least. Got some examples?
▶ No.48626>>48630
>>48296
>takes fantasy this seriously
>blackberry detected
Again another problem with the fandom -- what does it matter what dick it has, but when people call you out on the dick you use on your fursona, or notice it, why get defensive?
I've got no problem with people when they admit that they're a zoo, but viewing animal cocks as a superior aesthetic, and bitch whining about anything human as, "boring", really does take the cake to whole new autistic levels. It must be a problem with communication, but plastic whining from wanna-be twinks who don't fit in anywhere else in the LGBT community about what dicks a character has, or doesn't have, is where I start questioning the motives and sanity of fuckers.
▶ No.48630
>>48626
You clearly have shit taste
▶ No.48638>>48655 >>48662
>>48510
Guess what? Its anthropomorphic.
That means they take on the qualities of humans. Thus, it wouldn't work 100% accurately to an animal penis. They're right and you're wrong
▶ No.48655>>48662
>>48638
Not this fucking argument again.
The only place it leads is "well, then furries should just be 100% human with zero animal qualities, because that's what anthropomorphic means". Don't agree with me? Then why are SOME animal qualities okay but others are not? You can't answer because it's just your fucking opinion that you're bandying about as truth because you're a goddamn idiot.
▶ No.48662
>>48655
>>48638
Personally, I'm of the opinion this isn't how we should frame the lot, anyway.
I don't think of kobolds as being partly human. Same for gnolls, or whatever else you drag in. Ought to be their own separate species, you ask me. Something what comes to their own definitions and nature, beyond humanity.
But, then, that's because I like worldbuilding to porn.