/fur/ - Furry★

Just go to the actual fursona thread.

Requesting that hermaphrodite owl-thing with a human face, hyper balls, glasses, hair, and genital piercings

I have been unable to find it for like a year

>>47473

Why defile their eyes with the worst of furfag kind?

>>47713

Ah yes, Agro Antirrhopus.

His original lizardsona was a bit over the top with the hyper and cockvore and what not, but at least it didn't look like a numale lesbian

See also: Pulsar

>>47469 (OP)

that one might be poorly presented with bad artwork, but honestly, otherwise this green-coated dog-thing is a farcry simpler than some Fursona's I've seen.

>>47713

The worst part is that this is a great design if you replace the hyper balls and dick with a proper cloaca, and make him not so fat.

>>47753

I dunno, I dislike the whole "human" look people go with sometimes.

He wanted a beak, but still wanted a human face. He wanted feathers and bird features, but still wanted his chubby human body. He wanted bird like talons, but went with his sausage fingers and fat feet, albeit with three toes and a weird pinky toe thing on his heel. It just looks fucking weird, it's off putting.

>>47469 (OP)

my sona is a slime demon. his anthro form is violet with a silver underbelly and neck, he has a muscle gut body type, thick ass and hips, a plump doughnut hole, uncut hyper cock and balls, his head is sorta like a piranha plant's head except he has horns growing out where his eyes should be, he has a thick tail with three tips, a mohawk of tentacles that stops at the shoulders, and his insides, cockhead, and asshole are emerald colored.

so, did i win?

>>47819

Someones gonna draw that.

And then fap to it.

>>47829

his feral form is even worse. his body is like a wingless dragon, he gets a big ass with a hyper anus thats like an innertube, his mohawk of tentacles now have eyes at the end of them, he has four large tentacles on each side of his upper back with tips that can change shape, he gets two small tusks, his tail has a small head sorta like girafarig, his cock is like the flint dildo except the glands on cockhead has finger sized nubs that swell when he's about to cum.

how do ya my sona now?

>>47881

You're bluffing

>>47906

>no tail

It is trash.

>>47910

>sweet I've got this hot ass body here, but fuck, what do I do for the head? do I use a normal dragon head to compliment the dragon wings?

>fuck it lol add a waifumon's head and ship that bitch

>>47800

also why are there claws on the toes but not on the fingers?

>>47916

This would be fine if not for the absolutely retarded genitals.

>>47926

Oh wow, that second one is really cool, I like it!

First one looks like overdesigned herm trash as usual

>>47926

Hate on that otter thing all you want to, the design is great. I dont know their personality so maybe they get a lot of heat because of that but the character seems OK.

I haven't visited 8chan much since the great downfall of /furry/, is Ante the new pinkdog of the board?

>insert 0r0chi here

>not gonna add his pic because I won't even fucking help him to spread his cancer

>>47940

His stupid-ass design ruined body tattoos for me. I can't jerk off to Asriel now

>>47714

Oh sorry, it seems you left the closet on the wrong board. This is a board for the worst of furfag kind.

Just to let you know. No need to find excuses. You're a furfag.

>>47936

If you mean the board's new designated punching-bag, I suppose. Tie between him and Coonfox, at least.

>>47916

Also why does it exist?

>>47931

>that second one looks really cool

GEE I WONDER WHO THIS COULD FUCKING BE

>>47934

I'd like to interject for a moment

1. The gryphon has analogous colors, not complementary

2. Blue and brown are literally complementary colors, and brown and tan, along with blue and whatever sparkle cyan that is are analogous colors

3. You don't know what complementary means

4. You have no idea what you're talking about

>>48071

It is a cancerous OC, though.

Same for shitbird over here.

>>48072

Most my hate for you comes from your making of a mlp-styled griffon, yet refusing to abide by the standard colors of said section.

I mean, they're cancerous enough colors on their own, but if you're going to make an OC for something specific, you ought to follow the standards of said universe.

Griffons all have very natural colors, with only the fine details being odd colored.

>>48076

Ottershit still looks like ass, though.

>>48083

hey gryphon dude wanna get a commission together

>>48085

I mean, maybe I guess. Who dis.

>>48085

>>48086

If you're Otter Dragon the answer is Yes because that'd be hilarious

>You will never rub bumhole to bumhole with Ante's otter while getting a golden herm stream all over your face

Why live

>>48087

>>48086

nice, do you have telegram or a twitter

>>48088

you don't even have a fursona dan

>>48091

IM POSTING ANONYMOUSLY STOP FIGURING ME OUT SO EASILY

;_;

>>48093

yeah but you're the only one who doesn't bully me on /fur/ so it's really obvious

>>48097

If I don't bully you, then I'm indirectly bullying the whole board, so I have bigger gains this way

>>47713

Isn't this the guy that cried because he made his old character too oversexualized and he couldn't bare it anymore so he made this one...

>>48105

bear it*

>>48097

You're just such a perfect target for butt-bullying because we all know you can't do anything about it, and will just bend over and take it from anyone and everyone.

>>48133

you wish

>>48135

That wasn't my post but its still true

>>48137

no I know it wasn't you, but a different anon, it's why I said what I said

>people actually go into threads like this to advertise their sonas

...for what purpose, like

genuinely explain to me the logic, what is with furries and their fetish for negative attention and exposure equating to good attention and exposure in their warped minds

>>48142

Because self-depricating humor is fun? Duh. I'm orange birb, by the way.

>>48146

You're in here too ya know, boi. And was posted first? Either way.

>>48146

This looks like fellarts

>>48142

To be fair, most people think ALL fursonas are shit, and this is really just a continuation of that other fursona thread that hit bumplimit. I was kind of hoping for more variety of people posting other's fursonas instead of them doing it themselves, but so far there's only been a few. Really boring.

>>48150

It's shikaro actually, he made me really happy with how well he delivered on the commish.

>>47469 (OP)

Basically, every tumor man ever drawn.

(tumors = how fetishists draw muscles)

>>48768

Kinda. Straight furries don't really have fursonas because they tend to just self-insert as humans to fuck the anthro girls. Anything more would be too gay.

>>48764

Also, see >>47947

>>48568

>Stand

Is that a Jojo reference?!

>all these people so desperate for attention that they're posting their own characters into a shittiest 'sona thread

Jesus fucking christ that's sad.

>>47713

>I wanna make him look really similar to me so I'm gonna make him as chubby as myself and give him a disturbingly uncanny human-looking owl face with bad "hair" that's as close to my own as possible

>But I'm still gonna give him awkward looking wing hand things that make no sense, keep the pussy that I only wish I had, and I gotta have two bowling balls anchored to my crotch too

>>48105

That was Agro's husband, Segremores, who started whining about his porn addiction when he made his dragon a gator.

Said it was supposed to be closer to his real self or some shit.

He then proceeded to shut the fuck up and get more porn, surprising nobody.

>tfw fursona is shit but not well enough known or cared about that anyone would ever bother posting it here but myself

Hooray.

I posted my sparklecritter in the old fursona thread. I know people thought it was cancerous and thought I might be retarded. Didn't care, I posted it to laugh at the reactions.

>>48764

I think the markings and the bunny are kinda hot

but that's just me

>>48827

everyone knows that thread was spammed

>over 500 post in no time

like this places isn't anywhere that active

>>48869

It clearly wasn't spammed you shit eating retard. People were having fun and plenty of discussion in the thread

>>48871

>fun

>>49157

Hey, I kinda like this one.

>>49157

That is the furry equivalent of vanilla ice cream.

>>49359

you say that like it's not a bad thing

>>47906

Heroforge strikes again

>>48799

To start, tthose ankle and wrist cuffs that look like collars have always pissed me off. I'm not personally a fan of the colours and it can't seem to decide between generic femboy and highschool anime club member.

>>49366

It's very bland but inoffensive.

>>47713

No joke, that is uncanny and making me want to hurl. The human skin just patch worked onto the owl and those fucking hands. Dear GOD those fucking hands are atrocious.

>>49356

You will burn in the deepest facets of Hell for creating that abomination.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/natedawg85

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thetunnahaddict

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thechemicalcat

Three worst fursonas I have seen in recent years.

I know natedawg has been around for a while but I have started to see more of him lately. His character always having lips the size of his own genitals, his ears being bigger than his own head, his insistence on wearing lingerie, and the fact the he often gives his character a man-bun (automatic worst character nominee) make me cringe to no end.

TheTunahAddict made me laugh the first time I saw his sona, but that was because it looks like absolute garbage (good god those fucking zig zag eyebrows). Characters made merely to be objectified for sex bother me, and this guy is the embodiment of that. He literally has a map leading to his dick hole, and just so it seems like its an actual well thought out character design, he throws in a compass on his chest. the scorn I have for him reaches new limits.

Chemicalcat - what about him isn't cancerous? His whole fucking character trait is that he is arrows. Just his entire body. IS ARROWS. FUCKING CHRIST, YOU WERE REALLY TRYING TO BUILD A FUCKING ROCKET WITH THAT ONE. He also does that whole "made of rubber" shit skit where he becomes a "lol cartoony" living condom and is stretched into "funny shapes" but other characters' genitalia.

Wanna know what fits all three of them together? They're commission whores. Its bad enough that they exist in the first place, but than I have to see about 10 of the artists I follow flood my inbox with images of these fuckers every other day. They're like that one guy who commissions every artist that lives to make his macro Fox and Falco porn. They either have a ton of money and nothing better to do with it (or just the latter) or they have some sort of addiction to jerking themselves off to them getting jerked off that won't be satiated until they exhaust all of their bank loans.

>>49356

I hate myself for recognizing the latios oc. I really really do.

I fucking know almost all of them and I wish to god I didn't.

>>49356

I FUCKING KNEW THE AUTISM POKEMON WAS GOING TO BE A GOD DAMN LATIOS

FUCK THIS FUCKING POKEFURFAG COMMUNITY

>>49587

>"Natedawg"

>lots of commissions

Can't be the IB Natedawg. He doesn't buy commissions, he begs for someone to draw him for free.

>When none of your stuff appears on the list

I'm relieved but I know it's just a matter of time

>>49587

>His character always having lips the size of his own genitals, his ears being bigger than his own head, his insistence on wearing lingerie, and the fact the he often gives his character a man-bun (automatic worst character nominee) make me cringe to no end.

Goddammit, Siyu was one of my favorite faps when I first started seeing the character.

Now he's one of my biggest turnoffs.

The lips are just so fucking stupid looking.

Characters made specifically to be fetish vehicles don't really bother me unless their creator honestly intends for them to be taken seriously as an actual character.

If your OC/Fursona has a target ring around their ass, landing lights leading to their dick, a heart shaped mark around their pussy, has magical powers to turn into a living condom, can eat people without killing them, shrink/enlarge their dick at whim, etc. then don't try and give them some deep backstory.

If it takes more than one or two sentences to describe a character whose main purpose for existing is to get the owner off, then priorities need to be set straight.

Unless you're one of those types that actually needs context to get off to porn, in which case I pity you and keep whatever stories you make up about your characters to yourself unless someone asks.

>>49587

Literally any character with a hyper dick, or even "big" (which by furry standards is larger than 18") is automatically fucking stupid. Doubly so if they put it on a "cub" character just to be a cheeky motherfucker.

>>47713

I always wonder: How does this character walk without experiencing pain? How does he stay what's considered decent in public?

I know fantasy is fantasy, but I still wonder. I also scratch my head when someone (as in this case) identifies a fursona that's designed for fetish fuel as being a flawless representation of the real them.

>>57026

How does one even access this canine's belly without grabbing boobs or sheath?

Also: dislikes clothing? How the heck does this critter leave the house?And even if they do wear clothing, they... never mind. This is a 'sona for someone who thinks of themselves only in X-rated situations. You'll never see a representation of them at the park, grocery shopping, at the movies, etc. unless they're having sex there.

>>57080

This character couldn't even had sex without stretching their partner into a living condom.

>>57103

>30 inches

m8 that thing is longer than her entire torso. Getting a boner would literally cause them to pass out from blood loss

Ok, so which of these is less shit, a goo demon that is travaling around the universe in a patchwork space station, going on adventures and picking up xeno qts, or a tribal little dragon boy in green apocalypse neverland

>>57128

It would be an interesting autism study to figure out exactly how many gallons of blood it would take to hydraulically erect a penis of that size, but unfortunately I wouldn't know where to look to find out how much blood a dog boner has in it. But I love doing this sort of thing. Long back, I calculated the approximate volume of a child's colon for testing the physical limits of cub hyperscat; more recently I calculated the absurd amount of semen it would require for a given number of sperm as claimed by a certain OC, and also the length of time it would take to ejaculate that volume at firehose-like force. I'm like the furry sex version of xkcd.

So let's do a thought experiment based on a human penis, just for argument's sake, without having to delve too deeply into complicated canine genital histology.

The average human flaccid penis is 9cm in length and 9cm in circumference. Since a penis is an approximate cylinder, that gives it a volume of about 60 cubic centimeters. The average human erect penis is 14cm in length and 12cm in circumference, for a volume of about 160 ccs.

So, logically speaking, that ~100ccs of volume increase is all blood, there's your answer for the average man: it's a little under three-and-half-ounces of blood to fill a boner. This means that the proportion of an erect human penis' volume that is blood is about 60% of the whole.

Now, this character has a height of 152cm, with which we can measure the penis (with a slight allowance for perspective) to be 80cm in length and 22cm in diameter, for a circumference of 70cm. This comes out to a stupendous volume of 30,400ccs. Applying the same percentage of blood in an average erection, gives us just over 19,000cc of blood. This is about five gallons, or 3.8 times more blood than is contained in an entire human body.

But this isn't even the right answer! See, those earlier estimations were based upon a penis only about doubling in size when becoming erect, like a real one dies, but the penis of this character when flaccid is positively tiny by comparison. By measuring the sheath for length and guessing a proportional width, I can get a reasonable estimation for the flaccid size, which is 16cm in length and maybe 5cm across. This results in a teeny volume of 615ccs. Which means that the massive hyper cock that it becomes when erect would require something like 29,800ccs of blood to fill it.

This is 7.8 gallons of blood; for reference, an office "water cooler" contains five gallons, so one of those full, and then more than half of a second. In order to collect this much blood, you would have to drain dry six humans.

A couple additional fun facts: a penis that is 99.98% composed of blood with 0.02% tissue (compared to 60/40% for a real one) would explode like a bloody water balloon if you so much as touched it. Even supposing this didn't happen, it would weigh on it's own in excess of 70 pounds.

>>57134

Honestly this just gets my horny thinking about how heavy horse and whale and other large mammal dicks are

>>57128

its a cartoon dummy

>>57147

i take it you've never seen a doug winger "girl" then huh?

>>57146

speaking of doug winger, he used those pronouns in his toons before the mentally ill SJW crowd got hold of them.

>>57147

Length over girth is the best kind of hyper

>>57153

Gender-neutral pronouns in languages other than English have existed for hundreds of years...

>>57166

Not in the way your trying to use them in the "current year". No one in antiquity used "Xir" or "Zerggledorf Tumblr-sexual" to describe themselves as until this exact decade.

You know that if you start using gender neutral pronouns in Spanish like "latin-x" instead of "latino" or "latina" walking around El Salvador or any other South American country they're going to think you have a mental speech impediment right? Spanish uses gendered words for almost fucking everything; HOUSE PLANTS are gendered, you would have to tear down the entire language and replace it with orwellian newspeak in order to accurately depict your (misinformed) belief of how other languages outside of English use gender neutral pronouns.

>>49157

This is pretty good, actually. I love me some /tg/-tier jazz.

Incidentally, does a fursona have to be "you" or can you run more of a character?

'Cause I have a character I've invested far more time into, than the fursona. Mostly on account of not liking the use of fursonas.

>>57175

>or can you run more of a character?

S'what I've been doing.

It's especially easy to do if the knowledge that random people on the internet might think the character is "you" doesn't bother you which it shouldn't

>>57174

Why the fuck are you accusing me of all this shit? Someone must have beaten the fuck out of you while using a gender-neutral pronoun for you to be this pissed off about something that literally does not matter.

I also appreciate that you've taken one year of high-school Spanish, but there ARE other languages in the world. Not sure you're aware, so thought I'd give you a heads-up.

>>57236

second panel of second pic is kinda cute

>>57175

You can have "characters." I don't have a 'fursona,' just way too many 'characters.' They all have traits, hobbies, talents, a job, etc. that I think is interesting, but none combine my looks, my hobbies, my job, none are "me as a furry." I've still used some of them as site account characters/usernames.

As was already said, the key point is, someone will at some point assume one of your characters is you.

>>57245

Dude it's a crappy mature dragon character in military pants screwing an anthropomorphic underage dinosaur in a friggin sweater.

>>57147

Ridiculous. If we needed an even better example of "could never go out in public," this is it. I said earlier that you'd never see them doing non-porny things, but I remembered that I've seen pictures of hyper characters wearing clothes that'd normally be called modest, yet now have gigantic "how the hell do you even walk!?" bulges.

>>57247

>someone will at some point assume one of your characters is you

Kinda weird if your character is a cub.

>>57256

For a second I thought she has 4 arms, 2 of them constantly groping her. Would be hilarious.

>>57303

>Off-color Cera from Land Before Time, but then literally Penance

Original character, donut steel. Makes you wonder why there's never been a male version of this character archetype, considering all the fags in the fandom. Where's my super-powered gcub murdering child rapists while lecturing them on just how inferior and pathetic and helpless they are?

>>57252

I suppose so, and I have cub characters. Only a few have been drawn.

>>57326

>Bushy striptease

Oh for the love of God this had better continue. N8 needs more fapping material.

That said, if he were a fursona, Bushy would be a shit one. He's a generic snowfox, except with lol-how-ironic scarf accessory, has little personality besides "I'm straight, y'know!" and no plot or history besides being N8's totally-not-gay boyfriend. Come on, man. You can do better than this.

>>57332

I agree completely

He should be our totally not gay boyfriend

>>57333

I'd make gentle love with him every single day and cuddle him every single night.

>>57341

That is extremely homosexual.

I like it

>>57313

what the fuck are you talking about? the bios in that picture says shes a horny little slut who likes to tease adult men and get them to have sex with her, where does it say she's murdering anyone?

to my knowledge, the only one who ever did that which you describe was hardiman

>>57348

The "little girl who entraps pedophile men" is a trope going all the way back to Lolita. Hardiman just codified it by taking it to the extreme. Besides, child-molesters get murdered in prison, anyway; so she's still responsible for killing them, in a roundabout way.

All I was saying was that it's a shitty, completely derivative character.

>>57332

A generic one is better as one you'll be ashamed for years after though.

>>57353

here's a crazy idea: maybe the pedo is not going to prison.

go be a feminist cuck in tumblr.

>>57193

Yeah of course other languages exist. But the stupid "Latinx" thing is the most relevant.

>>57388

The ref sheet says "... and you're a registered sex offender". In a universe where there is a sex-offender's list, it's illegal for fuck children. In order to get put on the list, you have to fuck children and get caught. If you get caught fucking children, you go to prison. QED; it's not a fucking difficult concept. It's not even my goddamn character and I hate the archetype, but you just refuse to see the reality of what the character represents as an entrapper/punisher of pedophiles.

>>57395

Soooo... is *cough* "Bellcat" now canon bi? or did he think it was N8 all along because that silly mask and goggles obstruct his vision?

>>57402

Whatever /fur/ prefers. I just want to feel alive.

>>57402

>canon bi

He's going to get strapped to an electric horse dildo fucking machine until he's canon gay.

>>57398

>>57395

>n8 is a slut

>k8 pretends not to be.

>>57415

There's not enough porn to define her character you know...

>>47469 (OP)

I know this guy and have talked to/rp'd with him a lot, he has WAY better pictures of his fursona, that are much better drawn and cute. Seems he's kind of changed interests from a girly type to a leather lover who goes to those BDSM gatherings and wears those dog gas masks.

He gets a bit emotional unexpectedly, so I don't bother confronting him about it, not worth the trouble.

>>61857

Terrible people have terrible fursonas; who'da thunk it.

>>61857

Holy shit if the first pics are meant serious, then this is the most egocentric piece of shit I've ever seen. And let me tell you, that means something coming from me.

Can't seem to find the guy now but I distinctly remember coming across his FA page a few years ago. He was a fox who had vaginas on the palms of his hands and it made me laugh for like ten solid minutes.

>>63786

Post pics if you find, pls.

>>47713

Stuff like this is why I haven't done enough human anatomy practice.

I don't know if I'll be able to "turn it off" in the right places to avoid crash landing in the deepest parts of the uncanny valley.

>>47713

Genitals aside

he's cute

>>47713

so is there like a vagina hidden beneath detachabled(???????) 10 foot long ballsack?

>>63806

End yourself.

>>63808

Why'd he have his vagina removed tho

>>63818

He wanted to seperate characters so he made his other fursona (that represents his feminine side) be a female.

>>63828

That's so gross. Why would you want to be a female?

>>49157

This isn't bad at all, though. A bit plain but considering it's furry that's usually a plus.

>>63808

>human feet

What the fuck

>>49388

I think that's just your autism triggering fam.

>>63850

the toxic glow means he's pozzed

>>63850

are those astrology symbols? the one on his arm looks like saturn

>>47469 (OP)

Dax.

Shittest fursona i know

>>63858

honestly if you got rid of uh....all the edgy bits it would be fine, the face is cute and lizards are always nice

>>63850

I've seen worse honestly

>>47910

that's fucking hot what are you talking about

>>63899

art's good, character's thoroughly retarded

>>63852

Astrology symbols, yes; but it's possible with this character they have something to do with alchemy, instead.

You're right about the one on his shoulders being Saturn. HILARIOUSLY, the ones on his hips are Uranus. Not making that up.

>>63850

Hello yes I am the owner of this sona plz donut bully me

>>63919

I picked uranus for his legs because in astrology the symbol represents freedom and disregard for the rules and on his arms saturn because it represents structure and order. It's a little detail for his personality, rebellious but eventually reigned in.

But mostly I thought they looked cool

>>63926

I'll bully you forever for making a scalie fursona and giving him external genitals.

>>63927

This.

External balls makes you a faggot among faggots.

>>63927

>>63932

they're better for nuzzles fuck you!

>>63929

He secretly wants you to bully him so he can jack off to the experience. It's reverse-reverse psychology. Careful not to fall for it!

>>63961

>Hole in chest like Bleach hollows

>Barbed wire armband tattoos

>FOUR OF THEM per arm

>Black in place of whites in eyes

>Black anime hair

>Maximum oversmug even during sex

If this guy were any fucking edgier, he'd be carrying a pump-action SMG.

>>49157

Honestly this is pretty nice.

Not over the top and fits itself into a certain fantasy.

I am not sure why you decided to post this.

>>64021

sorry somebody posted your fursona anon

>>47469 (OP)

the virgin [your fursona] vs THE CHAD SADA

>>64111

oh, no, my fursona is much worse

>>64161

...may I see it?

>>63858

Regardless of the neckmaw (which as a vote fan I'm not massively opposed to), that's actually a pretty cute 'sona. I see no issue here :3

>>64242

He sounds like a great guy and his fursona isn't even autistic

>>64242

That sounds fun, though.

>>64249

>>64250

You two must be charming people. Racists can fuck right off.

>>64251

>>64259

found the tyrones

>>64242

missed one. here's another tyrone

>>64251

>>64259

If you want a moderated commie hugbox, you can head back to twitter. I'm black and I think you guys are retarded.

>>64242

I guess he didn't know Jefferson Davis and Robery E Lee was against secession. The South also had an alarming desertion rate before the emancipation proclamation which then exploded after it past. I guess poor common folk didn't want to die for rich plantation owners to own slaves.

But yeah no romanticize the biggest fuck up in US histrory.

>>63850

he got a cute weenie tho

>>64251

It's not fair for an american to judge a european for being racist, europe is the original continent of the whites, while america is a cultural melting pot

>>64284

People romanticize the fuck out of vikings, a bunch of inbred fucktards who owned slaves and killed people, so I don't see why doing the same for the confederacy is any different.

>>64310

That image is wrong. I attempted it but there is a break somewhere in the line that causes the entire thing to change

>>64321

Lower your tolerance

>>64242

Sounds like you are butthurt a bit. I find that hilarious and wish the south of the south will rise again (in chat groups that he got banned from).

>>64312

No, the confederacy is not comparable to Vikings. One group are several different clans that explored the world, had a rich culture, and had a fairly progressive society. The other group was a bunch of rich white people who used a costly form of labor instead of becoming industrialized like the north.

When it came to slavery, Vikings aould adopt slaves once they bought their own freedom. There's even a giant ceremony for it.

>>64349

>One group are several different clans that explored the world

retard translation: several different bands of hillbilly pirates who conducted plunders and kidnappings all across the world

>had a rich culture

retard translation: I played skyrim and I think vikings are cool

>had a fairly progressive society

retard translation: I think drowning a faggot in a swamp is very progressive

>When it came to slavery, Vikings aould adopt slaves once they bought their own freedom

retard translation: I think slavery in ok when people I like are doing it

If you want a cause that bad, why don't you get angry at the arabs and africans who own slaves today? There are in fact more people in slavery today than there ever were in America, oh wait, I forgot, they're not WHITE slave owners, so it's ok if they do it.

>>64368

Wow what echochamber did you crawl out from?

>retard translation: several different bands of hillbilly pirates who conducted plunders and kidnappings all across the world

Vikings are considered some of the best sailors of ancient times. Their boats were works of art that could handle the roughest seas. There's a reason vikings were so prolific. Also EVERYONE WAS USING SLAVES!!! IT'S WHAT ANCIENT CULTURES DID!!!

>retard translation: I played skyrim and I think vikings are cool

Vikings were poets, musicans, merchants, artists. There's literally a role in viking society called a skald that keeps all their culture recorded to be past down through the generations. The ignorance you have is shocking.

>retard translation: I think drowning a faggot in a swamp is very progressive

No one cared about being gay. The only obligations were get married and have kids, they didn't care what you did otherwise. Being exclusively gay is a new idea. Vikings also let women own property and go on raids, they literally have the term shield maiden for them.

>retard translation: I think slavery in ok when people I like are doing it

Using modern morals on ancient culture is fucking stupid and pointless. Slavery, rape, and war was the norm back then all over the world.

Get the fuck out of here you stupid dumb piece of retarded shit. You're idiocy is a blight on humanity.

>>63959

>>63850

>external balls on a lizard

gay/10

>>64251

lol butthur nazifag mod still desperately trying to censor posts

G U L A G G E D

>>64273

>>64274

>>64280

LOL, I'm white. I'm just here to laugh at the stupids. I'll leave my political views out from now on.

>>64284

Exactly. They're romanticizing that notion of The South being a grand sovereign nation where things are different, but I'll bet lots of them have widely-varying ideas of HOW it'd be different.

>>64310

I agree that the design isn't bad, but the concept is. He lives in Spain, not Mexico, and he's native. This guy constantly talks like he's on a white supremacist message board, as if he has to say "nigger" at least twenty times an hour or he'll lose his membership in the wanna-be Confederacy.

Really, though, nothing I've seen can beat Agro Alba up there. I like how he said about the character that the herm version is absolutely, positively his final, complete, true self... and then eliminates the vagoo.

>>64385

Also: I like this guy.

>>64513

I was both those guys. I'm gonna follow your lead and stop getting involved. It's just pointing out shit that's blatantly wrong is hard to not do.

>>64242

That sounds hilarious, I have a buddy who's super into historical reenactments and likes to show up in character as Teddy Roosevelt a lot. He sounds like fun, does he do reenactments irl or is it just his sona that's for his Confederate role play?

>>64385

>Literal savages who built their entire society off of pillage and rape and made no contribution to the world other than violence and sea warfare

Why would anyone romanticize this. The vikings brought us nothing, their contribution to the arts is basically inconsequential and everyone hated them because they literally murdered people for laughs. Yes, literally because they thought it was funny to sometimes axe the heads of random monks.

Also

>It's ok for vikings to have slaves but the confederates? Oh no, how awful

At least be consistent you faggot hypocrite vilify both or neither. They were both equally shit.

This entire post is an embarrassment, this is almost as stupid as someone trying to defend the mongols

>>64385

Shield maidens were called shield maidens because they brought a warrior new weapons when they broke or were lost in battle, such as axes, spears, arrows and shields, and they only participated in battles against other norsemen such as during the Fairhair dynasty civil war, the image of a smoking hot blonde in a chainmail bikini who has a shield and can fight is entirely fictitious

>no one cared about being gay.

I can't say for sure if this is true because there is a lot of false information on the internet about this, but I know for a fact that germanic tribes who the norse were closely related to would execute those convicted of homosexuality and throw them in bogs or swamps so that they could not have a grave (which meant they wouldn't be able to return to the tribe after death), so I doubt the norse were much different. For some reason people want the ancient norse to be some sort of hyper progressive sjw society like that time they found a sword next to a woman's skeleton in a viking grave and instantly concluded that it would've had to be a badass feminist viking warrior chief who didn't need no man

>Vikings were poets, musicans, merchants, artists. There's literally a role in viking society called a skald that keeps all their culture recorded to be past down through the generations.

So they weren't just drunk inbred barbarians who lived in mud huts and had mushrooms growing in their hair and behaved literally exactly like niggers because they made some art? I don't think you wanna deploy that argument here buddy because the confederates created much more and much higher quality art than your precious scandinavian shitheads did

>EVERYONE WAS USING SLAVES!!! IT'S WHAT ANCIENT CULTURES DID!!!

Yet you blame the confederates for using slaves when almost everybody else were doing the same thing, in fact the arabs bought far more slaves from subsaharan africa at the same time, the confederacy just happened to do it just when the north was about to decide how oh-so-inhumane that was and then shame them for it.

Wanna know something else? Invading other countries was common until world war 2, but when Germany invaded Poland suddenly that was bad and everybody needed to stop doing it, everybody jumped on that train including Britain, which was an empire at the time.

>>64603

>For some reason people want the ancient norse to be some sort of hyper progressive sjw society like that time they found a sword next to a woman's skeleton in a viking grave and instantly concluded that it would've had to be a badass feminist viking warrior chief who didn't need no man

Mostly because Scandinavians and Sweden in particular is extremely far left and they wish their history to be a pure paradise where everybody chose their pronouns and everyone was equal

>>64603

>>64601

Oh yeah cause the vikings didn t have largest trading empire in the world... oh wait they did. Vikings had close ties with the Byzantine Empire, even fighting along side them during the Siege of Dorostolon, where shield maidens fought and died.

The hygiene part is a blatant lie. Vikings where known for keeping themselves clean. They were even disgusted by Rome's practices.

With slavery: A slave could by their freedom in the US, but they were treated as subhumans. Once a viking slave acquired their freedom, they were considered family. That's the difference. Also slavery was becoming unsustainable in the US and was getting fazed out across the world.

The Germanic tribes weren't Vikings, they were Germanic tribes. The Visigoths are Germanic for example.

>>64599

I think it's just his 'sona, but he's never not in-character. I'd bet good money that real Confederate Generals didn't spend 90% of their time talking about how much they hate black people.

>>63850

>Sidereal logo on his shoulder

>I'm all mystical and shit.

>>64782

tfw not a cboy

>>64782

If you were to make a list of the most obnoxious colors you could possibly use on a fursona, cyan, neon green, and purple would be at the top of the list and that's what she went with.

She also did that unimaginative thing where you take the species name, change a few letters, and that's the characters name.

>>64782

>alternating neon green/blue pawpads

>alternating colored fur for hands/feet

>two fucking colors for the tongue

>green and purple

>heterochromia

I can understand someone adding too many markings from poor judgement, but how does anyone think vomit inducing neon green and purple are acceptable.

>>64802

It's a common combo for characters with a toxin gimmick. Stuff like fur giving a contact-high, venom, etc.

>>63851

that's hot

>>64815

Not bad. Enough to not be bland but far away from gross snowflake status.

>>64815

>black and white rabbit lookin' thing

>not sure what's bad about this at all, looks kinda cute

>full-size

Oh.

Why?

Seriously, just pick one color for the eyes and change the wrist and ankle rainbows into wristbands and anklets or something.

It'd still look stupid, but then at least its attire would look stupid and not the character itself.

>>64828

I'd say she's pretty much obvious to the point of redundancy, but I didn't know she had gone full feral.

>>48868

It's not just you