No.40716
/fur/ literally cannot dispute this
No.40717
Yes I can. You see, the horse cock goes on the highest tier for its superior shape and dexterity
No.40719
Allow me to try.
You see, despite the common assertion that most furries are gay i.e. "they just like dicks" the majority of furry art being produced today is heterosexual in nature. Since the majority of nerds and by extension an even greater majority of furs are male, this would tend to the presumption that the majority of furries are not just in it for the dicks even if it appears that way at times if you follow niche discussion boards like this one
Moreover, given that the most active threads on /fur/ itself are relevant to worldbuilding and not (necessarily) to sex, it would appear that there is a greater discussion to be had among the denizens of the furry fandom even the most dank of such and that quite a few anons are willing to participate in such a discussion.
These factors combined seem to demonstrate that there is an alternative factor to furries--besides the dicks--which people find so attractive bearing in mind that most people are willing to just go along with what their subconscious says with only minimal conscious thought it seems to follow the common thread that furries like furries because they are exotic, not necessarily because of the dicks.
It can not be denied that the unique shapes of animal dicks are a factor, or that the unique forms that animal vaginas take is, but overall furries seem to be more interested in exotic character traits than anything else. This includes the feeling of running your hands through the fur of a romantic partner during an intimate moment, the feeling of someone who you are close to running their hand through your fur, and the alien personalities of an anthropomorph reacting to your own human societal norms.
Well shit it turns out there's actually quite a lot of depth to human psychology. Who would have thought?
I realize this post is bait but I thought it would be fun to respond seriously just to see if my debating skills are up to snuff. It should be noted that I am quite drunk at this point.
No.40721
I think we're forgetting stickdick tier
No.40728
I've found a person us who unironically defended conedicks
They ate glue
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No.40737
>>40720
>cboy: ascended
>null: ascended + 1
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No.40742
For once, I'm fine with the cocks OP likes to suck
No.40746
I just want that sweet dog cock.
No.40752
>>40716
nice stolen content from halfchan's /trash/ board
fuck off back to the shithole you were born from and die there
No.40791
>>40716
Prehensile barbed knotted flared horsecocks with medial rings are objectively the best kind of cocks and if you disagree you are wrong.
No.40794
Human dicks are for idiots, horse dicks are for normies, dog dicks are for actual zoophiles, and conedicks are for weeaboos.
The only acceptable dicks are dragon dicks. And external testicles only get in the way.
No.40796
>>40794
dragon dicks are for pretentious fucks.
No.40799
>>40794
>dragon dicks
Which don't exist and so are formulated using real-world models. Faggot.
No.40803
>>40794
>"dragon dicks"
>posts picture of a dragon with a human dick
????
No.40815
>>40716
>dicks
Gay.
Also, Cloacas > all this gay ass shit.
I do have to agree that the last is more visually appealing, of the others, for what that's worth.
No.40833
>>40815
You're not wrong. But sheathes are so soft and squishable, anon.
Also Knot or Nuffin, but conedick is second best tbh
No.40837
>>40815
>the last is more visually appealing
That's because it's the one that looks the least like an actual dick. Of course you'd find it the most appealing, because you DON'T LIKE DICKS! It's like saying I think small tits are the best among a selection of cup sizes, because I'd rather just have a flat chest. It's retarded.
Also, it goes back to the weeaboo thing. The reason Japanese artists use conedicks is because it merely symbolizes a penis without really being one. It allows the kemono in question to be visually male without the threatening masculinity (which would obscure the always-submissive "cute" aspect) of an actual penis. It's little more than a label on the crotch reading "a boy". It's the same as the reason why shotacon is almost always drawn with those barely-defined dicks that have the glans fully covered by foreskin; it's the exact same shape as a conedick and equally as non-threatening and "cute".
No.40908
>>40837
>dicks that have the glans fully covered by foreskin
b-but anon, those are the best dicks
No.40929
>>40738
All the energy it took to refute.
No.40932
>>40720
I agree that no pubes is better than Cicular saw pubes
No.40934
>>40752
>stealing content from an anonymous imageboard to post on another anonymous imageboard
???
No.40943
>>40837
Eh, I think it's more that I always preferred more even, tapered dicks.
I like marine life dicks, for instance, because of that. Especially on dragons.
Also, keep in mind, just because you don't like dicks doesn't mean you don't have a preference to see dicking something.
No.40977
>Knots
I'm knot into actual bestality.
No.41005
>>40837
You're 100% right but I still like them anyways.
No.41016
I like them all because I'm not a god damn pleb like the lot of you fuckers. I can appreciate all forms of dick and what they bring to the table.
horse pussy best pussy, however
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No.49576
The head of horse dicks are way to blunt looking. All the other dicks at least taper a bit to make penetration look easier.
No.49591
>>49576
Well, the head of a horse's dick actually is pretty small during penetration, and then flares out to BIGGER THAN YOU THINK right before orgasm. However, because furries are lazy idiots and think all dicks are like human dicks — in that they're always the exact same size/shape when erect — they compromise between those two extremes by making the head only SORTA big, all the time.
Really, it's the exact same thing they do with dog knots.
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>>49593
What are you, gay?
No.49625
>>49593
But yet you felt insecure enough to mention that point on an anonymous image board.
No.49630
>>49593
Neither am I. DOesn't mean I can't have a favorite penis, though.
It's perfectly fine to have a preference for a specific dick what fits in to your perfectly normal straight porn.
No.49729
>>49593
>Being hetero
Haha, what a faggot!
No.49730
>>49593
both gays and straights have to look at guys in our porn, at least us gays have pretty ones
No.49759
>>49744
I like multicock :3
No.59766
I'm shocked no one's made one that isn't even cone cock, but the worst.
LUCARIO
DORITO
TRIANGLE
PENIS
No.59807
>>59766
There's nothing wrong with conedicks though, faggot
No.59831
>>59807
Knots and flares are leagues ahead of carrots
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No.59899
>>49759
I wanna suck off a multicock
No.60147
>>49744
galaxy brain: lenexwants.jpg
No.61989
>>40717
>dexterity
>twopump chump
No.61996
>>40716
But, the real question is: What is the sauces in the OP?
No.61998
>>61996
Lycanoc, Mudsdale, Buizel, Zorua
No.62111
>>61998
Nope, that's not a Buizel, that's a Flareon.
No.62444
>>49593
I bet you kiss girls you faggot
No.62456
>>59899
As in, like, suck it off?
No.62568
>>40794
Dragon dicks are exciting because you can make them whatever shape you think is hot