BREAKING NEWS: NOBODY CARES
Reports have surfaced that nobody cares.
A press conference was held, but nobody came.
Nobody came to listen to the press conference, because nobody showed up to announce anything. It has become clear that nobody cares.
Rumors of people caring have been reported, but there has been no evidence to back up the claims.
"If people cared enough to show they cared, then we wouldn't be having this conversation right now." said a man who did not care to be identified.
Some people have theorized the lack of caring is due to a complete oversaturation and a phenomenon where people have become desensitized, while others postulate that people never really cared in the first place
Only one person cared to comment, and they said, "None of this really matters."
https://www.nobodycares.net
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I originally posted this article over here >>>/n/778413, but few cared enough to recognize it as REAL News.
Luckily, Killcen did, and he provided an archive link to the original discussion: https://archive.fo/ZKHGe