>>12969
He requested the patches for his boogaboogantifajacket be made green, like his weed. I do what I can to help. He has promised his hordes will not attack my home as long I keep "sending him research chemicals", and promise to smoke the Chinese herbs he sends, no matter how bad they taste, and no matter the headaches they cause, or the tumors.
I also had to promise I would never again believe a damn thing I read on this site: but, considering that was coming from someone who professed to lose his shit over a literal piece of paper, I took it with a grain of salt (and, of course, some Chinese herb I got in the mail from some random Anon I gave my address to on a chan.
Sounds legit.
Kraken open a big ole can o' "legit", in fact, right about now! Keep an eye out!