Gym stories>years ago>working out in club gym because school gym was infested with coons>bench pressing>some boomer cuckold asks if he can work in>say no>he gets triggered and explains he was just asking politely and will tattle-tale to the clu

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/fit/izen 08/30/18 (Thu) 13:34:36 ca4d9f No.141961

Gym stories

>years ago

>working out in club gym because school gym was infested with coons

>bench pressing

>some boomer cuckold asks if he can work in

>say no

>he gets triggered and explains he was just asking politely and will tattle-tale to the club staff if I don’t let him do boomer presses (he’s benching 90lbs)

>say no

>I continue benching lmao1.5pl8

>he returns 10 minutes later with gym staff

>he tricked the personal trainer into walking to the bench press and then he complains

>trainer explains I don’t have to let him work in on my sets

>dude says he will tell management

>sorry sir but we don’t have a policy of letting you work in

>dude proceeds to go over to the yoga area and do burpees

>I bench more sets than usual just to spite the guy and make him wait until another bench opens up

>let somebody else take my bench, then I go do squats

>trainer apologizes to me about the boomer cuckolds mere existence

>share a laugh

Honestly anyone over the age of 40 should be murdered

/fit/izen 08/30/18 (Thu) 14:01:07 4feb09 No.141966

Home gym master race for a reason

/fit/izen 09/05/18 (Wed) 08:29:37 a16380 No.142081

>Working our at big corporate gym.

>I do sets if 12 on 2-3 different machines while listening to a song

>Essentially doing 4 sets for every normal fags 1 set.

>Put up more weight than 98% of people that lift.

>Boomercucks see me weight lifting.

>Say “man he is doing his routine fast, damn I remember being young. And small.

>They start laughing.

>I start reping the max weight on the machine.

>They all stop laughing and get quiet.

Feelsgoodman.jpg

/fit/izen 09/05/18 (Wed) 13:47:46 f64456 No.142091

>>142081

HeAvY sTeEl tHe HeDgEhOg

/fit/izen 09/06/18 (Thu) 19:54:06 dc3738 No.142120

File: f781574086cd293⋯.jpg (61.73 KB, 588x684, 49:57, cyberfeels.jpg)

>girl is friendly to me

>ask her to spot my bench

>I can almost smeel her pussy swear

>get a boner

She must've noticed, i was too much of a beta cuck and so nothing came of her approach, mostly awkardness

/fit/izen 09/07/18 (Fri) 08:29:49 bb79eb No.142138

>>142120

>asking a female to spot you

>ever

And all that blood rushing to your weewee instead of your pecs negatively impacted your lift. Repeat after me: WOMEN ARE GAINZ GOBLINS

also using my OC carries a $20 royalty fee, pay up Hernando

/fit/izen 09/07/18 (Fri) 12:34:57 17841e No.142141

>in high school

>go to gym during free periods

>got a plan devised in PE with pointers from teacher, a former assistant rugby coach.

>'pyramid' of low weight, high rep isolation to start

>increasing weight, lowering reps, dropping some exercises and adding a few compounds

>finishing with a few compounds at the end of 10 weeks

>bust out PR for squats and deadlifts, no real gains on bench press.

>feel dizzy, kind of nauseous, got to sit down and rest my eyes for a while before I head to the bus stop and go home.

>wake up 3 hours later

>locked in gym, no one around, my mates had fucked off and left me there, teacher didn't notice me passed out in the corner and just locked up.

>not a classroom, used to be a workshop, before shop got it's own building, so the door is deadlocked.

>had to crawl out a window and call my mum to pick me up after I busted out of school.

/fit/izen 09/07/18 (Fri) 23:46:08 4d0cf1 No.142148

>>142141

Sound like you had some shitty friends my dude

/fit/izen 09/08/18 (Sat) 05:43:06 17841e No.142151

>>142148

They didn't draw dicks on my face while I was out. So it could have been worse.