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File: 64bf9c10afa403b⋯.jpg (39.43 KB, 540x456, 45:38, 64bf9c10afa403b1f546d9bd94….jpg)

5d908a  No.141438

>friend tells me to go to the gym with him

>tell him "ok, when I get the cash for a subscription"

>get subscription using my mums name and details because I'm 17 and not 18

>friend goes on vacation

>have no idea how/when/what to do if I were to go to the gym

>don't go to the gym because idk if underagefags are allowed but my friend is younger than me but maybe he lied about his age there and said he is 18

and now i'm here, what do /fit/?

d84dbd  No.141439

File: cca741a83a784c6⋯.png (140.09 KB, 331x159, 331:159, cca741a83a784c6426ff094cca….png)

Lift heavy things at gym and eat a lot of food at home.


b35d23  No.141440

>tfw home gym master race


961b08  No.141441

File: 51cade4dbf04075⋯.jpg (54.32 KB, 800x800, 1:1, we looked at the data, sam….jpg)

Stop being such a bitch and just go there. Real life isn't like Disney movies about American highschool, there aren't any jocks who'll bully you for being weak - that's why you're going to the gym in the first place. Watch some videos on proper form for the main compound exercises, get comfortable with them, and stick to them for a while; you don't need to add accessory exercises right off the bat. If you're not sure about proper form, then ask someone to help you; believe it or not, random people will even approach you and give you tips if your form is visibly shit as I've repeatedly found out first-hand. Don't forget to bring a towel, water bottle, and change of clothes if you sweat a lot, and apply antiperspirant a little while before going to work out, not immediately prior to.

>How to Bench Press With Mark Rippetoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T9UQ4FBVXI

>How to Low Bar Squat With Mark Rippetoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhVC_AnZYYM

>How to Deadlift With Mark Rippetoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AObAU-EcYE

>How to Overhead Press With Mark Rippetoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnBmiBqp-AI

>How To Barbell Row by Alan Thrall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQU8wZPbioA

A super simple program would be something like 5x5 of each of the above lifts as well as chinups, with some light cardio before and after lifting, done 3-4 times a week. Make sure you stay properly hydrated, eat clean, and sleep well.


5d908a  No.141468

File: dc920600ca320e5⋯.png (614.93 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, bbjust.png)

>>141441

thanks dad but here's some autistic things I need to know before I act since I never asked

>is it safe to do those things alone/do I not need someone to hold their hands in front of the bar so I don't die and if so do I ask a rando in the gym or what

and

>does 5x5 mean 25? I never understood this, or does this maybe mean 5 up and 5 down? this has been confusing me ever since I gained an interest in fitness


961b08  No.141472

>>141468

>>is it safe to do those things alone/do I not need someone to hold their hands in front of the bar so I don't die and if so do I ask a rando in the gym or what

As long as you don't try and lift heavier than you can reasonably manage, you'll be fine. If you feel unable to do a rep, there's no shame in (carefully) putting down the bar, taking a rest, and trying again, even if you have to unload some weight. Success isn't defined by what you start with.

>>does 5x5 mean 25? I never understood this, or does this maybe mean 5 up and 5 down? this has been confusing me ever since I gained an interest in fitness

AxB means A sets (or "groups") of B repetitions (individual full movements of an exercise). Say you wanted to do 3x5 of push press, you'd go about it like this:

>Start with a weight you can easily manage, and do a few reps as a warm-up

>Add weight to the point where it starts being challenging, but still comfortable, and do 5 push presses one after the other

>Take a ~2 minute rest

>Increase the weight a little more, and do another 5 push presses

>Take a ~2 minute rest

>Increase the weight a little more, and do another 5 push presses

>Congratulations, you defeated!

In general, you're looking to have the final repetition of your final set be the hardest one to do. Putting to much weight means you burn out early, putting too little means you don't get enough resistance.


669e55  No.141768

File: 643ea2991609da2⋯.jpg (63.71 KB, 417x600, 139:200, 643ea2991609da2803a3c0c94c….jpg)

>>141441

>Bruce

>Rippletits

>Thrall

hmm


f42ca1  No.141769

>>141441

>Don't forget to bring a towel, water bottle, and change of clothes if you sweat a lot, and apply antiperspirant a little while before going to work out, not immediately prior to.

>not taking the nodeo pill so your masculine pheromones will put gym thots into heat and you can enjoy some lazy /fit/grill cowgirl while sipping your gainz smoothie after a satisfying workout

literal subhuman fucking pleb


e8f2fd  No.141774

>>141768

What's the problem?


961b08  No.141778

>>141774

Nothing. For some reason this one particular seppo feels compelled to respond with ">Bruce" to any posts by an Australian.


669e55  No.141850

>>141774

The damn dingo fuckin' buttmunch doesn't know what a nipple is, and he lifts for female kangaroos while real men lift for real women twinks


85a8a6  No.141851

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>>141778

You need to chill out, Bruce.


e6f3e8  No.141854

Back in mah days, there used to be a sayin'

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