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File: 5e1f16b7f079cfd⋯.jpg (69.17 KB, 1080x1041, 360:347, 1522903525802.jpg)

870ab1  No.141338

Fucking got mired yesterday after a football match and I took of my shirt.

>"Damn anon you're huge"

>"Holy shit anon, nice arms"

>"Your neck is thick af anon"

It was really nice, and it made me feel like my hardwork was finally paying off.

369016  No.141341

I'm still not defined but I have some bulk and a decent V-taper going on from pullups. I get oogled at quite often. Girls don't even try to hide it even if she's wearing sunglasses I still catch them on peripheral vision turning their heads as I walk by.

Unfortunately 80%-ish of what I get looked by are disgusting mixed mutts and the rest are with bf already.

Moral of the story lift for yourself, not for grills.


719676  No.141343

>Vietnam

I hope you're using a vpn.


870ab1  No.141344

>>141341

God damn, I'm mad jelous. That being said, hope you find a nice pure white girl for yourself soon.

>>141343

Meh, it's a shithole full of gooks that don't know how to do anything tbh. They're all lazy and will NEVER admit when they're wrong, just a culture thing I guess.

Yeah but I do, not that they even have the intelligent capabilities to pull it off.


dadfa2  No.141374

File: d2ff380ecfc6b18⋯.jpg (8.26 KB, 259x194, 259:194, 1515378486954.jpg)

I just scored a MILF, probably in her late 40's or earlier 50's. I'm turning 23 here within the next two weeks and within 15 minutes now, JUST NOW, right this instant, she's already sending me her nudes.

I'll post the nudes here soon if you fag lords can keep the damn thread alive until then.


82045f  No.141375

File: b58b20814a49049⋯.jpg (9.55 KB, 206x255, 206:255, 202872291531211122d9c863c4….jpg)

>>141374

>probably in her late 40's or earlier 50's

Uh, no, you should probably just keep those to yourself. Since sharing them would be immoral and all that, you know.


dadfa2  No.141376

>>141375

Back to /asmr/, Pedro, you'll never understand.


03589c  No.141377

>>141374

>15 minutes

>3 hours ago

don't lie anon, this is an anonymous imageboard there's no point to it.


dcec83  No.141379

>>141374

You are a degenerate.


238347  No.141380

>>141341

>the rest are with bf already

protip: good women are perpetually in relationships. if you behave like a supreme gentleman and wait for the good women to be single before making a move you're only launching your wizard career.


238347  No.141381

>>141377

Asshole just had to get dubs with that post.. now >>141374 is a confirmed faggot who won't deliver.

>>141375

>>141379

Fuck off Carlos. is that also the plural form??


5c9df6  No.141397

>>141381

Carlosos?


dadfa2  No.141411

File: f4ffc47eff49898⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 75.32 KB, 720x720, 1:1, f4ffc47eff4989856a27e5cde7….jpg)

File: 1994329fd9509cc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 169.24 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, IMG_2562.jpg)

File: 89d87b36c68eacf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 316.52 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, IMG_2564.jpg)

File: c0b74e971bcb817⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 18.05 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Pic-04182018-001.jpg)

>>141397

Carlii, I believe. Like cactus and mooses.

I added a face shot here for Carloses. (The two together and a singularity, not in a plural form)


dcec83  No.141412

>>141411

Are you that thirsty?


dadfa2  No.141413

>>141412

Well, I do have a penis.


2ca827  No.141414

>>141411

Ignore the heaters, they're jelly of any success.

Hop on that shit ASAP.


dadfa2  No.141417

File: 608e9111fd374a7⋯.jpg (16.31 KB, 418x405, 418:405, 1529879583812.jpg)

>>141414

czeched

i don't know man. she is kinda old, and i was just thirsty at the time yesterday, high test, forever alone autist type shit.

she's got this huge scar down her leg, and it looks like she's had more than one surgery in the past. she's handicap. turns out she's kind of an alcoholic and experiments with getting high on different things. and i'm obviously scared of getting an STD from the woman in her 40's (or 50's) who has nudes readily available on her phone. i also have no idea what her name is.

all i know is that she's a nurse and does spartan races despite a wreck she had in the past

what do i say before this week is over to turn her off of me?


000000  No.141418

>>141411

She's got an inscription on her. That can't be good. And she's a nurse. Ghost.


dadfa2  No.141419

>>141418

I know man. But I can't get out of Dodge until the 14th. She knows where I work. If I ghost her, I don't know what she's liable to do. I might just confront her, saying we're taking things a little too far, too fast and let her down gently. I'm no Chad.


000000  No.141421

>>141419

I tell you this because of my own personal experience. I had a friend of mine pushed out of the bed of a pickup truck on an interstate highway because he decided to dump a nurse who had become super possesive. I have never dated a nurse and have never regretted it.


dcec83  No.141422

>>141417

>old

>multiple plastic surgeries

>tattoos

>nurse

>sluttish

Idk man, I wouldn't risk it tho.

If you are that thirsty rather jack it off, get some prime pussy or hire a professional concubine with her aids test clean.


5adaa6  No.141423

>>141413

Get your shit together, anon. I don't know if you're chronically masturbating, or on no fap, but you should do one, if you're currently doing the other. Control yourself, before you're chopped into bits, and left in a freezer by this fucking hag.


c58e8a  No.141449

>>141411

This looks like 3 different fucking people. 4 even.


03f36f  No.141456

>>141449

Holy shit, you need to exercise your mind.


238347  No.141458

File: 2029a3aa92d15da⋯.png (9.44 KB, 694x47, 694:47, ClipboardImage.png)

>>141374

>>141411

0/10 LARP

>>141449

>This looks like 3 different fucking people. 4 even.

>>141456

Yup, look at those filenames.


719676  No.141460

File: deed86ed1e41e29⋯.png (285.52 KB, 702x934, 351:467, jellobonbon.png)

>>141449

>>141456

>>141458

Hey faggots, it's called reverse search.


312325  No.141628

File: 21d98925c1af949⋯.gif (133.92 KB, 220x165, 4:3, 1533625902113.gif)

>>141422

Anon, if I even thought of how difficult it would be for me ask a h0ker for her aid's test, I wouldn't even need to bother thinking of how to speak to the opposite sex in the first place, but I do anyway.


dcec83  No.141642

>>141628

There are services industries that give you a catalog and put their prestige in guaranteeing you that their services are top tier.


d1e0a6  No.141645

>someone literally said "you're a big guy" to me the other day (not baneposting intentionally)

>friend and qt mired my gains not too long after that

Life is gud.


dc0ff4  No.141653

Roastie who wouldn't even talk to me on POF a month ago messages me first. Made_it.jpeg


8da72f  No.141696

Whole walking through the smoking section through work's smoking section wearing only cycling shorts and swim shoes (hot out):

>damn boy got some leg!

>mmhmm!

ť. old black women who didn't realize I've excellent hearing


fecdce  No.141706

>>141653

Unrelated question, what makes POF better than OKcupid? Lots of people keep telling me this and I can't figure out why. Tinder required goybook and I refuse to make an account so I can make another account.


e3566c  No.141724

File: 72343584c94de26⋯.jpg (37.96 KB, 667x720, 667:720, 1527830987342.jpg)

>>141642

mucho bueno


64603a  No.141727

>>141706

never used okcupid, so I wouldn't know. POF is the most commonly used (free) one, so more people will probably be using it. And more users = more matches and dates. Also I think okcupid charges money to even use it, but I'm not sure.


597436  No.141730

>>141706

I like OKC better. Fewer bots, fewer ads, better matchmaking.




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