>the only things my family eats are pizza, bread, cookies and different forms of ground meat
>mother's cuisine comes down to putting a dollop of lard in a kettle and then filling it with onions and sausages, making what is essentially deep fried sausages and onions, except everyone eats the stuff used for deep frying
>constant bickering about fat acceptance and how hard it is to be skinny
>when I was stuck in all this the one time I thought asking for a vegetable would be a good idea I ended up having nothing but canadians to eat for 2 weeks and I was shitting green by the 3rd day
>parents have always been hippies but I never made the connection
>one day I learned they subscribe to some hippie theory about how people in the middle ages were right and you should eat only what is tasty because it is the most nutritive food, and that big corporations are hiding this from the people
>their favorite foods are pizza, bread, cookies and ground meat
>the first part of the theory at least made sense with the available food of the middle ages (compare peasant vs noble cuisine), but was wrong then and obvi-fucking-ously wrong now