>>140119
Getting the splints out does help. When I had the turbinectomy/septoplasty combo, the massive amount of gauze I initially had in my nose was much worse. I barely slept that first night. They told me to sleep in a chair. My mom (an ex nurse) got the comfy chair and put it in her room to keep an eye on me. The gave me hydrocodone to take every four hours. I would catch two or three minutes of sleep, and be sure I had slept for several hours. I would wake my mom up, asking her if it was time for my next dose yet. She has the patience of a saint, and never snapped or yelled at me once. Every time she would say, "No Anon, it's only been a little while. I'll wake you up when it's time. Try to go back to sleep."
Not to hijack the thread further, but here's another amusing anecdote involving the surgery:
When I woke up in the recovery room, I was feeling no pain. You see, they had overdosed me on Demerol. I was still obese as hell back then, and they figured since I was such a fat fuck, they should crank up the pain medicine to compensate. They overcompensated, and I wasn't breathing so well. I was nodding off like a junkie, and was breathing very shallowly. I have no idea how long I had been out of surgery, but when I came to, there was a nurse sitting in a chair next to me imploring me to take a few deep breaths for her. "Come on Anon, give me three nice big breaths," she'd say. I'd make the effort to consciously take three deep breaths, then I'd let myself slip back into that chemical bliss, which would make me take shallow involuntary breaths. Then she'd tell me to take a few more breaths. What seemed like a few minutes later, but could have been hours, my parents came in to see me. I remember my mom walking up and after a pause saying to the nurse, "Uuuh, his vitals look kind of low, is everything OK?" The nurse tried to play it off all cool, "Yeah we overcompensated for his weight with the pain medicine a little, but he's fine." Once I got home and the Demerol wore off, the night from hell began.
>>140109
>That sounds fucking awful, fuck. I just want to breath easy and not sound like such a fucking nerd when I talk.
It did neither for me. I'm pretty sure he fucked up my septoplasty, though.
>>140135
Goos luck, we're all counting on you.