/fit/ - Fitness, Health, Exercise, Dieting, etc

>>139735

also epic win thread

this was 3 years ago

>27 /fit/ Goblino

>hitting up fat young chicks on POF because I wanted to get my dick wet on the first date

>meet 22yo chubby asian hmong girl

>meet her family, she has sisters and girl cousins couple years younger than her

>has one ~11 years old

>always stares at me

>catches my creep gazes

>One time I'm told to wait on the couch while the girl I was "dating" went to go get ready

>11 year old girl flirts with me

>flips her skirt up to give me a peek without asking

>she smiles at the delay it took to tell her to stop

That's when I knew I had made it

>>139735

This is just plain inspiring. My BMI is 18.9 and I'm working my way up; I've always been Mr. Skeletal with poor posture. I can't imagine, yet, having the confidence to not wear a shirt away from the beach.

>>139739

Reminds me of when I was 15 or 16 and a skinny idiot. I wanted to lose my virginity and decided that one of the fat girls was a sure bet.

>ask double chinny fatty out

>breathes heavily and says "okay, anon. we have to go get burgers, though."

>show up at her house at 6p when I said I'd pick her up

>only her 12 or 13 year old sister

>she's shy but nice

>stares at me

>walks over and sits on my lap as I'm sitting in easy chair thinking of what would happen later

>I pop a boner

>she turns around and grins

>I'm cold sweating and nervous

>she ends up sucking me off

>she fucking swallows

>first blowjob of my life

>she says it was hers too

>her sister shows up 45 min late

>we have a boring date

>she just wants to talk about social justice and ebul George Bush

>she wants me to take her back home

>she bluntly says I can't tap her ass unless I come to mass with her Catholic family

I avoided her for the rest of the school year and, except for seeing her on Facebook, I didn't see her younger sister again

>>139752

I got really high on coke and almost picked up two 14 yo black girls once with weed and liquor. I chickened out in the end and jumped back in my car and drove away as they talked to each other about my proposition.

>>139780

Good on you, /fit/izen. When I was 17 I had a 14-year-old spic girl try to report me; what saved my ass was having saved her snaps, otherwise the police may have pursued something, even though she didn't realize I wasn't 18.

>one of the few gringos in new mexiland HS

>meet girl in front of High School

>she's a short, athletic, hourglass-shaped freshman

>she wants my snapcode

>snapchat is all the rage

>I ask her out to dinner

>we go get Mexican food

>a family friend of hers runs the restaurant

>he's friendly until she leaves to use restroom

>sternly comes over and asks how old I am

>I stammer and pull out my ID

>he looks at it and nods then is fine again

>I assume he couldn't tell with my beard

>I drop her off at home

>she flirts hard the whole time but her dad keeps texting

>she says I probably should drop her right off at home

>she rubs my dick through my shorts on the ride over

>at 2am she sends me a snap of her jilling

>I about choke while playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. CoP

>save it anonymously with a xposed module

>dirty text her on snapchat

>she claims she gets off

>next day she meets me in front of my Calculus class and asks me if I'd like a ride to the matinee movie tonight

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>we leave after school in her van

>she has blankets down in the back of the van

>perfume and shit

>she drives to a rural area then pops down the seat

>we get to work

>she brought coconut oil for lube

>wants it up her ass because she's catholic and wants to keep her virginity

>i wind up blowing my load in her ass

>whole van smells like ass

>I eat her out until she gets off

>we clean up and go back

>can't air out van enough

>her dad asks about the smell

>eventually he figures things out

>she cries and says I was a senior (I was) and 18

>says I seduced her

>swears she didn't sext me

>dad files police report

>shit goes down

>police figure out I'm a minor, too

>I get a lawyer

>lawyer just says to show the police her snaps

>policewoman sees them and says that she'll speak to them about it

>then end up dropping charges

>she doesn't ever recognize my existence again

>four years later drunkenly texts me an upskirt shot from some shitty looking bar

>I don't even know how she got my new number

>begs me to come fuck her

>I explain that I'm 4000 miles away

>I go on Facebook and realize she's married to scary looking mexican dude

>don't ever reply to her texts again

>>139782

I should note that the Snaps I showed the police were just her face and her asked me to come fuck her.

>>139780

Definitely, you know it happens all the time in ghetto slums but they have home field immunity.

>>139743

bullshit

>>139780

C'mon brah, could've talked to the parents about it and maybe you would have had a waifu for laifu.

>>139985

>actually liking it

>>139782

Nice story but I hope you learned a lesson about race mixing, you fucking degenerate.

Three years or so ago.

>Deadlifting 315lbs in gym

>Guy comes up to me

>Asks me if I'm professional

315lbs would be pretty pathetic for a professional and I wasn't even lean or anything, but still, felt good, and if it inspired him, well, all the better! I've decided to start the /fit/-stuff again, so I hope I'll have more spectacular anecdotes to tell within a few months.

I've read somewhere that 315lbs is actually pretty strong, for normie-standards. Like top 20% of all males. So, here's some motivation for you guys: At a deadlift of 500lbs, you are already a god among mortals and are moving up the pantheon from there.

>>139743

You had desperate sex with a socialist hambeast you don't love, in order to push up your self-esteem by complying to social standards set up by social arts professors. How is that relevant to the topic?

>>140212

Most guys in my gym deadlift over 600 lbs and I saw a few 4 plate benches there. Not saying they are natty but they amog me. Except for the rare senior citizen or teen that comes in.

I only got hit on once I think when I was walking with my gym bag a girl yelled out of her car "hey you work out?". Another time I was vaping and two girls pulled up next to me and blew vape at me. Other that than I've been egged by driving cars. And when I go on vacation alot of women seem to approach me. But I'm not hot or ripped. I'm really shy around girls too.

>>140357

>Most guys in my gym deadlift over 600 lbs and I saw a few 4 plate benches there.

I envy you. I rarely see 2pl8 bench, deadlift rarely over 4pl8. One guy was repping 3pl8 for several sets, though, that was really cool.