Hey /fit/. Fa/tg/uy here. I've been a fat fuck my entire life 25 years, and I never really cared. I had my vidya and warhammer 40k, and as a quasi-NEET only ever worked part time jobs, never more than 20 hours a week, that was good enough. Sure, my knee is fucked, constantly popping out of the socket when I walk, but who REALLY cares about that, I thought.
And then… Three months ago I ended up managing to get a full time job, and I ended up making some friends with the door-greeter, who turns out to be a lot like me, but seriously into LARPing - SCA, Dagohir, etc. I'll be honest, I always found LARPing to be pretty cool when done right, so it didn't take long for him to get me interested in it.
Problem is, I'm a fat fuck who is used to sitting still for days, playing video games or assembling 40k models, and Dagohir, the LARP he does, is a combat game, so it is the opposite of what I've done for a decade. So while he's going easy on me, I'm getting my ass kicked regardless. I can't move fast enough, I tire quickly, and I'm not strong enough to hold back his charges, even when I've got a tower shield and am bracing against it. However, that wasn't what even made me decide to get into shape.
Two days ago he had let me borrow his biggest Gambeson a type of padded armor, that was XXL. It was too tight for me to get it on. That was when I realized how fucking fat I am. It was so fucking humiliating, and I had to make a change. I loved playing vidya, and I loved playing 40k, but LARP, as goofy as it can be, has my passion, and the fact that I can't take part in something I've fallen in love with is spirit-breaking.
Sorry for the blogpost, but I was hoping I could get some advice. I don't live anywhere near a gym - Closest gym from where I live is two hours away - And all I have is an old exercise bike. I need to get into shape. Not just drop this fat, but gain strength, gain endurance, gain stamina.