>Be me
>Gym is overpopulated but no viable alternatives that wouldn't interrupt gains/wallet thickness
>Shower almost every day there
>See people in the showers
>Go into the shower next to them
>Shower water pipes connected together
>Turn shower nozzle away from me, turn it to scalding hot for a minute
>People in stall next to me turn theirs to colder to compensate
>Turn mine to ice cold for a minute
>Turn it back to scalding hot for another minute while I rinse/wring out my swimsuit
>Watch the people in the shower around me panic at sudden water temp changes, especially when they're taking 10 days shampooing their hair
>Change it back to normal as they usually leave and enjoy showers by myself
>Dry my hairy ass/ballsack/armpits off in open view after leaving the showers
>Walk naked through locker room to my locker with towel draped over shoulder
>Occasionally see a regular/coworker and say hi while passing by
>A few of them I know better I pat on the back when saying hi while completely naked no homo
Feels good to be an alpha-autist.