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Gunpowder Green Tea
If you like bitter green, this is your best bet. It will have the most noticeable "green tea" flavor.
Nip Green Tea
Best green tea and also the most mild. Pretty forgiving if you oversteep it.
Irish "Breakfast" Black Tea
This is the most comparable taste to coffee. Drink this if you want something that tastes like coffee while getting the benefits of black tea.
Yerba Mate ("Y-herb-ah Mah-tay")
Drink this if you want the caffeine of coffee while getting the benefits of tea. It's a South American herb. Best served with either lemon, mint, or steamed milk if you can't handle the bitterness.
Earl Grey/Lady Grey
The go-to for drinking black tea because black tea is fucking disgusting by itself unless it's Irish breakfast tea, and mixing milk with black tea is a surefire way to get kidney stones in your 30s. Just drink green tea or white tea, nigga!
Fly Agaric Tea ("Amanita Muscaria")
This tea will get you drunk. You will feel drunk. You won't hallucinate unless you already have schizophrenia. This shit grows like a fucking weed around the world, so it's not hard to get a hold of, and it tastes good (kind of a nutty flavor). I like boiling them thoroughly and then cooking them with some butter/salt/pepper or even battering and frying them, since they're safe to eat if you boil out the toxins. That being said, 1 cap will feel relaxing, 2-3 caps will make you feel drunk for a couple hours, 3-5 caps will make you feel like you want to rip your eyes out of your sockets, and 6+ caps will put you in the hospital. You can make about three cups of tea from one mushroom. Note that this can cause brain damage/schizophrenia if you drink it too often since the ibotenic acid causes lesions in the brain. Beware puking/stomach cramps if you have a sensitive stomach. Fun times.
Mint Tea
This is good for focusing but you should avoid it more than once a week because it will give you man boobs/make you even more effeminate than the gook you are, OP. Goes good with lime juice. Peppermint variety can settle an upset stomach.
Cinnamon Tea
Increases circulation from personal experience. Good when you're drinking & trying to write a novel, doing cardio (drink before or after cardio and take a fish oil supp when you do), and for better erections if you drink it 1-2x/day. Tastes like shit. Goes good with cardamom, ginger, nutmeg, cloves, chicory, and/or vanilla. Some weirdos tell me they put black pepper in their cinnamon tea to make it a hunger suppressant.
Citrus Teas (usually lemon)
These are good for sore throats and when preparing to sing. Otherwise you're just destroying the enamel on your teeth if you drink it daily.
Rose Hips (Rosebud) And/Or Chamomile
These are good relaxant teas. They will help you relax/unwind after the gym or a hard day's work. Both of them will make you effeminate but they aren't as bad as mint so as long as you work hard/eat right it won't be an issue even if you drink it nightly since it isn't at the level of hops. Goes good with lavender, lemon, orange, and peach additions. Tastes delicious by themselves.
African Rooibos (red bush tea)
Delicious. It's a great relaxing tea that you drink for flavour. Allegedly it's very high in antioxidants but I don't give a shit about that. I use it as a study tea because it's smooth. It goes great with hints of vanilla since it naturally already has hints of vanilla. Allegedly it makes a good base for chai tea.
Hibiscus
Another delicious tea. Goes great with orange peel/juice, lemon, and licorice. It just tastes good, anon. Beware the deep red will stain shit.
Jasmine Tea
Not a big fan of it by itself, let lavender tea it has a distinct flavor but it's too expensive/doesn't have enough benefits to drink by itself. It goes great as an addition to green tea though so long as they don't add plum to it.
Remember to drink responsibly. You can get tea drunk and it is not as pleasant as it sounds (relaxing until you have to piss every ten minutes).