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/fit/izen 05/10/18 (Thu) 00:14:15 c1734d No.137828
>be me
>don't wipe off after fapping
>just cum in underwear instead
>underwear which is being washed mom because NEET
How does life remind you of the fact that you have lost your dignity a long time ago, /fit/?
/fit/izen 05/10/18 (Thu) 05:34:08 11d4c3 No.137836
I used to do that but we don't do laundry that frequently and after a week or so it really starts to smell like shit.
/fit/izen 05/10/18 (Thu) 20:41:52 d394ee No.137851
It doesn't, because I'm not a fucking quitter. That shit should be a wake up call, a kick in the ass.
/fit/izen 05/10/18 (Thu) 21:08:07 60e419 No.137854
Gross, what are you doing in /fit/? You have to go back to /r9k/.
Sage because you disgust me.
/fit/izen 05/11/18 (Fri) 16:36:25 e5b965 No.137881
I used to do that with my pijamas.
I am circumsized so I just grabbed it. Not sliding up or down.
I wonder if that's as bad for your dick as deathgrip.
/fit/izen 05/12/18 (Sat) 23:27:12 813085 No.137953
>not cumming into a toilet or similar target from as far away as possible to train your power and aim
>not incorporating kegels into your routine
>not tying a dumbbell to your dick and making it bounce for reps
/fit/izen 05/13/18 (Sun) 09:59:56 0aa375 No.137962
>live in dark NEETbunker in musty basement
>sleep naked on bed every night
>tug weewee every night so white spots on sheets
/fit/izen 05/13/18 (Sun) 21:06:28 18e267 No.137973
>Be me
>Never got laid in middle school, or high school
>Masturbate by humping my bed and pretending my pillow is a big pair of tits, or a fat ass
>Fast forward several years and there's a giant cum stain on my mattress I cannot get out.
/fit/izen 05/14/18 (Mon) 17:15:29 8f3aaa No.137995
>>137828
>>>/r9k/
/fit/izen 05/15/18 (Tue) 04:52:30 fa29ef No.138007
Dude I know right, I flirt with a chick I know, despite both of us having no intention of ever hooking up and we're both in wholesome long term relationships.
I think life has gotten so stressful for us both that it kinda helps get through the day, just kinda teasing and giving off some pheremones.
/fit/izen 05/15/18 (Tue) 19:27:54 3418b6 No.138034
>>138007
Uh-oh. I think you're having one of those "natural relationships". Quickly! Take some estrogen pills!
/fit/izen 05/16/18 (Wed) 13:00:51 f569b7 No.138055
>>137995
nu/r9k/ would reee him out for lifting
/fit/izen 05/16/18 (Wed) 13:15:00 26c65a No.138057
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your mom is aware she is washing your cum stained underwear aldo you are already an adult
think about that for a second.
/fit/izen 05/16/18 (Wed) 13:16:25 1170f4 No.138058
>not nutting in your own mouth to preserve energy, prolong underwear life and destroy the evidence
/fit/izen 05/16/18 (Wed) 16:05:43 6a6ae8 No.138063
>>138055
the solution then is suicide
/fit/izen 05/16/18 (Wed) 22:42:35 c19a54 No.138083
>he doesn't live by himself
>he doesn't blow his load in an onahole while listening to cute catgirl audio after coming back from the gym
Step it up.
/fit/izen 05/16/18 (Wed) 22:43:48 5ba2de No.138085
>>138083
>cumming into a plastic toy while listening to le kawaii nipspeak
Sounds pretty pathetic tbh
/fit/izen 05/16/18 (Wed) 22:45:49 c19a54 No.138086
>>138085
I don't give a fuck. Modern western women are all shit anyway. Animu and gainz, brah.
/fit/izen 05/17/18 (Thu) 14:51:22 bed871 No.138118
Not really.