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File: a0554ab11db56fb⋯.jpg (99.72 KB, 525x700, 3:4, 1499190695349.jpg)

cb9d21  No.136832

Has your fitness helped you with rosties?

a6f00e  No.136834

>>136832

no

>be me today at the gym

>there's a grill there i think is cute wearing a muse 2009 tour t-shirt

>i usually avoid eye contact with people

>but my therapist said i should give it a go and try to smile at someone i like

>try to smile at her once

>she looks away

>try a second time on next occasion

>looks away again

>ohwell.jpg

ymmv though


c97a01  No.136839

>>136834

sounds tragic.


a15416  No.136841

File: 604754f5b642e54⋯.png (64.04 KB, 356x320, 89:80, 1474950792509.png)

no


73228a  No.136852

If you want to get pussy you have to lower your standards. Plain and simple


3356bb  No.136855

File: 153f18a8d890ace⋯.jpg (102.67 KB, 950x743, 950:743, comfy_pallas.jpg)

Well the gf says she gets off faster when squeezing the shit out of my arms. She's also mirin' the fuck out of my squatted to hell and back ass, make of that what you will.


96041f  No.136869

>>136832

>Has your fitness helped you with rosties?

You could say I've become quite the Rostifarian


8360b9  No.136873

Yeah actually. You gotta have good posture though.


5df880  No.136906

Roasties just like low bodyfat percentage, good upper body development and ego lifts. However, one roastie I know who isn't too bad and I would def slay always hits on me and commented on my squat before. I'd legit love to fuck her but she has a bf and I already cucked one guy before and as I got cucked before I know how it feels so I'd never do it.


5df880  No.136907

>>136906

Also sometimes walking home with my gym bag roasties slow down to catcall it's rare but sometimes I hear "hey sexy", etc. One time I was vaping and some roasties slowed down to show they were vaping too. But overall I'm a sperg and I get laid far and between for free so I just prefer escorts. Although I only date Asians.


a6f00e  No.136908

>>136907

canada, the post


935328  No.136916

>>136907

>>136906

>Canada a nation of vaping, cucking, making fun of people better than them, and asians.


5df880  No.136918

>>136916

Just curious but why do most Americans and Europeans seem to hate Canada so much? This hasn't been my experience IRL since one of my good friends is from the southern US.


e585e7  No.136923

>>136918

You are our little, liberal brother to the north. You freeload off of the security we provide, and cajole us about our healthcare then you little shits come across the border once you have something serious… Then, Trudeau. Explain yourself Canada!

It's not that we hate you, it's that you are annoying as fuck.


e912e7  No.136926

>>136907

>One time I was vaping

wow I'm surprised you aren't rolling in pussy already


5df880  No.136927

>>136923

You know personally I am not responsible for any of that; and personally I think Donald Trump is a better leader than Trudeau. And I always liked Americans but my interactions online is starting to change my opinion. I don't like the liberal regime here anymore than you do. Our military is small because the government won't increase the budget for it. And they cut back on recruiting standards. Personally I served in the armed forces here, and worked with many US soldiers. And I also meet many US tourists. But I thought the anti-Canadian sentiment of Americans must have just been a stereotype. However it really surprises me.


5df880  No.136928

>>136926

I had to quit smoking for health reasons. Vaping isn't good for you but it won't rot the teeth out of your head like dip and it works better than the gum or patch.


8360b9  No.136934

>>136927

I don't know anyone with a particularly strong opinion on Canada, good or bad. Trusty northern pals is the general opinion, most people don't know shit about what's going on in your country, the news here rarely talks about Canada except when people are threatening to move there because they're pissed at Trump.

I heard a Canadian sniper has the longest confirmed kill, so that's pretty cool.


5df880  No.136936

>>136934

Yes he was with CSOR. I don't agree with the anti-Trump sentiment in Canada, or our laws against free speech here.


93d95d  No.136937

File: 3e429e294278921⋯.jpeg (51.29 KB, 640x425, 128:85, image.jpeg)

Gains don't take the tism away, as I've sadly learned.


73b297  No.137285

up


ed32e7  No.137289

>>136927

Heh. I got you, didn't I? We mostly don't think of you much at all. But yeah, the reason the government won't increase the budget on the military is because Canada is sure the US won't attack you, and also because the US would take it as a personal threat if another country did attack Canada. So you guys don't have to.

I just get tired of hearing about how great Canadian socialized medicine and how there's a utopia in Canada when it just isn't true. If you guys had to maintain a military there wouldn't be any more for socialized medicine.


ca2a2f  No.137292

File: d9f9a62a9b400a4⋯.jpg (223.66 KB, 495x460, 99:92, 1235647125456.jpg)

>>136832

Nope. I just get much more attention from fatties than I used to. And only fatties. Still too autistic to try women that don't make me gag.


bc10f4  No.137295

>>136918

It's an internet right-wing thing because Canada is basically Sweden-tier on the cuck scale. Normie Americans don't dislike Canada, it's /pol/ people that are constantly fed bad news from Canada and consequentially get frustrated with the country. Also, the thought of having a minority white shithole on our northern border which would be much more difficult to secure and less practical to wall off than the southern one is unsavory.


d007b6  No.137300

>>137295

/pol/ is right though. Canada has completely lost the plot.


92dfa1  No.137313

>>137292

Ugh. Fatties are more forward, because they have to be. Can't beat having your dick sucked by someone (a fatty) that's grateful (and hungry) to do it.

You may be getting more interest in general, but normal girls aren't going to telegraph it like fatties will.


2c6a18  No.137322

File: 13c9f53f41854ae⋯.png (369.05 KB, 417x749, 417:749, 1522034874888.png)

>go to gym

>see girl in the squat rack doing some retarded crossfit shit with the empty bar

>squats into overhead press into cleans into rdls… etc

>ask if i can work in

>she says shes finished anyway

>try to say something like "thanks" but my voice catches

>before i can correct myself she's gone

this always happens to me


7a1be5  No.137330

>>137322

Why hit on gym thots?


7a432e  No.137343

Ever since I got /fit/, I've had next to no interest in women. All I want to do is lift more, read, study, and focus on my career.


8efa50  No.137355

>>137343

Once you realize you can get the average girl, the interest vanishes. Getting yourself into super top-tier shape becomes the goal because ultimately you want a top-tier woman.


5f1077  No.137382

>>137330

I wasn't trying to hit on her, just talk to her like a human being. I can't even do that.


5b8a1d  No.137403

File: 3e8b035a70a1703⋯.jpg (101.59 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 3e8b035a70a1703d4af9ebd968….jpg)

>>136916

This is especially true if you live around Toronto or Vancouver.


4437bc  No.137405

>>136832

nope, where I live 90% of women are whales and the few thin ones are 20 deep in cock.

fatties hate me now that I'm fit.

>ask fatty to hang out

>uh, do you even eat food anymore anon?

>tell her i eat 3000 kcal a day and still lose weight

>she waddles off in fat rage

they hate you for not being chad, and hate you more when you become chad.


56597f  No.138694

rediculous. you people are such low energy, cowardly, pathetic low-confidence individuals.

the really 'hot' girls are the once with the lowest standards and are the ones trying to have sex with more guys, not the other way around.

OP is a girl I think

>>136834

coalburner


6359cd  No.138778

>>136834

>my therapist


e8c135  No.138782

>>138778

At least he's trying


111349  No.138796

>>136918

You're probably our worst colonial nation. Too much French blood. You should be more like Australia.


111349  No.138797

>>136937

OH WHEN THE BEANS

COME OUT THE TIN

OOOHH WHEN THE BEANS COME OUT THE TIN


0d3382  No.138803

>>138796

>Australia

>abos and criminals

still better than leafs tbh


ac8872  No.138805

>>136855

try squeezing her neck and see if that increases her speed further

wouldn't want to jeopardize those gains with matress cardio :^)


6a5df9  No.138838

File: bfbdf2cdc4e67a3⋯.jpg (59.73 KB, 439x649, 439:649, sad.jpg)

>>136832

yes, but i'm still too autistic to de anything about it, i've had girls amile at me and strike up conversation, but i usually fuck it up somehow, life's learning i guess


ace11d  No.138853

>>138838

yeah. My fitness has gotten me a few mires, but I usually fuck up the conversation as well. Ill get better at it eventually so not really a big deal now.


351e4a  No.138884

>>138838

It's a numbers game, talk to them, you will learn. Don't expect better numbers than 1 in 100 when you start out.


e13f91  No.138935

File: 18811c190d85e3b⋯.png (385.38 KB, 640x431, 640:431, d0160e9b97a4868aedf6cc1ded….png)

>>138838

If you are that desperate just look up some hoe on Tinder, give her pics of your gains and be straight about it: ask her to fuck.


5511da  No.138936

>>138803

Aussies have the sort of banter that evolves from being the scum of the nation and dumped in the middle of bear grill's wet dream

Canadians have the sort of banter which comes from not even being English and being world renowned for being less ballsy than the nation below them. If Canadians just genocided all the french people and made it a national hobby to spend the first 18 years of life living in the wilderness then they would be at least Australia-tier


624f1e  No.138947

>>138935

Have fun ending up screenshotted and exposed on some roastie blog or reported to the cops for raep.


f716a2  No.138960

>>138947

>trying to discourage spaniards from fugging

Reveal flag, juden.


96bf20  No.138962

>>138960

>le angry downvote sage

>jews everywhere

Just dome yourself.


4cb7c1  No.138963

File: 09a51cc99caa719⋯.png (212 KB, 367x506, 367:506, 09a.png)

>>138960

>USA making demands


fcd3a6  No.138968

>>138962

You're supposed to sage off-topic discussion. Very common courtesy.

>>138963

Yeah. I'm sure your country isn't the one making demands all the time, fivel.


b0cd75  No.139180

>>136918

You're a bunch of fags. Get it together.




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