Shiritake noodles, the perfect fiber source and cut filler?

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Shiritake noodles, the perfect fiber source and cut filler? /fit/izen 03/23/18 (Fri) 02:27:01 05f52c No.135533

Why does no one mention these?

>noodles done right are goddamn delicious

>almost 100% fiber, therefore practically no calories

>don't need to put up with shit-tier protein from typical fiber sources (beans, broccoli, oats, etc.) shitting up your macros

<~$5/lb from Wal-Mart, so arguably too pricy for daily consumption

>BUT perfect to keep around just in case of an irresistible binge-urge when even iceberg lettuce is iffy (eg on a cut and/or low-carb/ketofag)

/fit/izen 03/23/18 (Fri) 02:31:08 0e4203 No.135534

Because most aren't on Keto and eat Pasta with carbs… LIKE A FUCKING MAN.

/fit/izen 03/23/18 (Fri) 04:27:43 05f52c No.135540

>>135534

Pasta is a cheat meal.

/fit/izen 03/23/18 (Fri) 04:55:53 153032 No.135541

>>135533

Because it's awful nip slop that isn't mean to be eaten on its own

>>135540

>Pasta is a cheat meal.

What did the ameridumb mean by this?

/fit/izen 03/23/18 (Fri) 08:33:20 96078d No.135545

>>135541

Modern pasta is almost exclusively empty carb calories.

/fit/izen 03/23/18 (Fri) 10:19:12 d4f41f No.135547

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>>135533

>fake food substitutes

Or just eat chickpea pasta

/fit/izen 03/23/18 (Fri) 14:23:26 4acfca No.135554

Because it's like eating rubber bands. I was one of the shirataki/konnyaku trendsetters years ago. There was no one on the internet to tell me about how much it sucked. I still have a couple of bags of glucomannan powder laying around.

/fit/izen 03/25/18 (Sun) 00:07:48 fc9353 No.135628

>>135540

You're living a cheat life and should just end it.

/fit/izen 04/03/18 (Tue) 07:33:12 800981 No.136119

>delicious

I am glad for you that you think that, because some kinds of wrong are beneficial.

t. allergic to grains to the point I'm going keto because it's not that much bigger a jump

/fit/izen 04/04/18 (Wed) 17:36:39 c04cc6 No.136186

Thank you anon, I needed something like this. Sometimes you just need something to fill your belly, and you are really fucking tired of lettuce.

To the others out there, if you go this route always include some calories of some form in this meal, or your body will make you hate these calorie free noodles. (Body: Fuck you, I know I'm not getting any calories, I'm going to make you feel like barfing when you see these again.) Happened with me and straw mushrooms with bamboo shoots.

/fit/izen 04/04/18 (Wed) 21:52:32 5a2c6a No.136203

>>135533

because they smell like rotten penis

/fit/izen 04/05/18 (Thu) 15:40:13 f3ae89 No.136253

>>136203

>rotten penis

Now that, on the other hand, doesn't sound very appetizing.

/fit/izen 04/05/18 (Thu) 15:44:37 05f52c No.136255

>>136203

What the FUCK broth are you boiling them in?

/fit/izen 04/06/18 (Fri) 17:28:10 9a460a No.136336

>>135541

Then make some god damn Shabu Shabu or Gyu Don you fuck.

/fit/izen 04/06/18 (Fri) 18:00:57 dc332c No.136343

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>>136336

/fit/izen 04/06/18 (Fri) 21:05:31 b7bed9 No.136352

>>136255

Rotten cock broth, apparently.

/fit/izen 04/06/18 (Fri) 22:03:58 e8cb0e No.136353

>>135533

You don't fool me, those are sperms.

/fit/izen 04/09/18 (Mon) 00:32:37 05f52c No.136441

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>>136186

>you are really fucking tired of lettuce

Might I suggest…

/fit/izen 04/09/18 (Mon) 00:34:50 b269a7 No.136442

>>136343

fucking kek

/fit/izen 04/09/18 (Mon) 00:40:07 eb1b38 No.136443

>>136441

Ugh. Cruciferous vegetables give me terrible gas, so bad I don't want to be in the same room with myself.

/fit/izen 04/09/18 (Mon) 16:15:22 05f52c No.136478

>>136443

Bean-o or an off-brand helps tremendously. I was on that (and off-brand Gas-X) for months so my ass didn't murder my coworkers while my digestive system got used to >2lb broccoli daily.

/fit/izen 04/09/18 (Mon) 16:54:34 50d01a No.136483

>>136478

2lbs brocolli? Fuck, my house would be labeled a superfund waste site.